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The Golf King's Reconquest
The Golf King's Reconquest
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00:00:02Lion, you truly are the undeniable king of golf.
00:00:06I'm sorry we saved your daughter, but your wife, there's nothing more we can do.
00:00:10I was chasing trophies and wins.
00:00:12I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:00:14Eleanor got a spot in the prestigious arts academy.
00:00:18But you're too poor!
00:00:19Tuition, 70k a year.
00:00:22There's anything I can do for you and your daughter.
00:00:23I'd be happy to help.
00:00:25I buried the man I used to be.
00:00:27It's time to bring the lion back.
00:00:28This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:00:33Lion, unleash your victorious roar to the world.
00:00:36The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
00:00:38An unranked opportunist doesn't deserve to golf with pros.
00:00:43I just want to be by your side.
00:00:46What do you get for going against me?
00:00:47The roaring lion has returned!
00:00:51Look alive, boys.
00:00:53I'm still in play.
00:01:01Every golfer knows this model.
00:01:03Ball in the water, career on the line.
00:01:06But not a single player in history has ever pulled it off.
00:01:10No, isn't it?
00:01:14Oh, shit!
00:01:15What the hell?
00:01:25What the hell?
00:01:38I'll take it.
00:01:40What the hell?
00:01:42The best shot heard around the world.
00:01:44Lyon once again defended his title as the greatest of all time.
00:01:48Congratulations, my friend.
00:01:50Winning three Grand Slams in a row?
00:01:52You truly are the undeniable king of golf.
00:01:57How about a drink with your old buddy?
00:01:59Gabe, Claire's about to go into labor.
00:02:01I have to get to the hospital.
00:02:03Mr. Woods, the doctor just called.
00:02:05Your wife is in critical condition.
00:02:07Amniotic fluid embolism.
00:02:09Her blood pressure's dropping.
00:02:10I'm so sorry.
00:02:13I gotta go. Excuse me.
00:02:14I gotta go.
00:02:21I'm sorry.
00:02:23We saved your daughter.
00:02:24But your wife.
00:02:26There's nothing more we can do.
00:02:28Claire, my wife.
00:02:29Yes.
00:02:32No, come on.
00:02:34What do you mean there's nothing you can do?
00:02:36Your wife wanted me to give this to you.
00:02:47To my champs, I'm so proud to be your wife and the mother of our new baby girl.
00:02:53No matter what happens, we'll always love you.
00:02:56Win or lose, this is the happiest day of my life.
00:03:00Now go get them, Lyon.
00:03:02I'll see you after the game.
00:03:15I'm so sorry, Claire.
00:03:17I wasn't there for you.
00:03:19I was chasing trophies and wins, and I should have been by your side.
00:03:24I promise, I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:03:36Hey.
00:03:37Tell everyone I'm retired.
00:03:40Are you sure?
00:03:41If you breach the contract, you'll pay huge penalties.
00:03:46Lyon, you'll go broke.
00:04:04Nice shot.
00:04:05Bet you could give that old king of the golf line a run for his money.
00:04:09We look just like the pros.
00:04:11Hey, buddy.
00:04:12Go fetch my ball.
00:04:14Sorry, but I'm not your caddy.
00:04:24There you go.
00:04:25Now I'm paying you.
00:04:27Your job is whatever I say it is.
00:04:29You can tell you're tight for cash, so be a good little doggie and go fetch that ball.
00:04:35That's enough.
00:04:47Mr. Smith, I've warned you repeatedly.
00:04:51This type of behavior is not tolerated at my golf club.
00:04:53Come on, Mia.
00:04:55Everyone knows this homeless bum you took in out of pity.
00:04:59You're really going to risk offending us for this nobody?
00:05:10Let me handle it.
00:05:14See, even the help knows its place.
00:05:16You've got to trash.
00:05:17Do anything for a buck.
00:05:18Hey, you want to see if you'll bark like a dog?
00:05:20Bet he will.
00:05:21Bet he will.
00:05:37Your form is sloppy.
00:05:40Cowering in fear is a better look for you two.
00:05:46Throw them out.
00:05:50Hey, don't touch me.
00:05:52Hey!
00:05:54Did you just manage to hit the ball back here with a flagpole?
00:06:00Yeah.
00:06:01I could have done better.
00:06:02I was aiming for their heads.
00:06:04He managed a perfect shot with a flagpole.
00:06:07Only someone like Lyon could do that.
00:06:10Bobby, would you be interested in representing our golf club at the U.S. Open?
00:06:16Miss me, I want to thank you for everything that you've done for my daughter and I.
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I don't play golf.
00:06:23I collect balls and clean the grounds.
00:06:26I see real talent in you.
00:06:28Don't waste it.
00:06:30It's just a lucky shot.
00:06:47Hey, Bobby.
00:06:48Thought about what I said last time.
00:06:50You know, making a comeback.
00:06:53I'm sorry, Gabe.
00:06:54I already told you my answer.
00:06:56I want to stay by Eleanor's side and watch her grow up.
00:07:08Gabriel, I already told you.
00:07:09I'm not changing my answer.
00:07:11Mr. Woods, I'm your daughter's art teacher.
00:07:13You need to come to the school now.
00:07:24What happened, sweetheart?
00:07:30Did you hit my daughter?
00:07:32Hey!
00:07:37You talk to me, not my daughter.
00:07:41Oh, God.
00:07:43It's the loser groundskeeper from earlier.
00:07:46What a small world.
00:07:47My daddy is not a loser.
00:07:49He so is, he even looks like a bum.
00:07:53That's enough.
00:07:53Settle down, girls.
00:07:55Mr. Woods, a spot has opened up at the prestigious arts academy for gifted young children.
00:08:02Eleanor got a spot because of her exceptional art skills.
00:08:06But you're too poor.
00:08:08Only my daddy can afford it.
00:08:10Yeah.
00:08:10Guess what?
00:08:11Tuition, $70,000 a year.
00:08:14And obviously, you cannot afford that.
00:08:18So just go ahead, give the spot to my daughter instead.
00:08:23Daddy, it's $70,000 a lot.
00:08:28I don't need it.
00:08:31I don't want to go, Daddy.
00:08:33I promised Claire that I would always take care of our daughter.
00:08:37But now I am such a bad father.
00:08:41This kid is obviously a bully.
00:08:44And she hit Eleanor because she was jealous she had her spot.
00:08:47And you let it happen.
00:08:49Hey, kids will fight.
00:08:50I can't stop that.
00:08:52Then you suspend her.
00:08:55I...
00:08:56Hey.
00:08:57Hey.
00:09:06Look, you piece of trash.
00:09:08There is 10K.
00:09:10Forget about art school.
00:09:13Art and golf, the finer things in life, are for the wealthy.
00:09:18It's not my fault.
00:09:20You are not man enough to give your little daughter what she wants in life.
00:09:27Come on, Angel.
00:09:28Get your stuff.
00:09:29Let's go.
00:09:31See?
00:09:32I told you so.
00:09:33Wait.
00:09:34Mr. Smith.
00:09:35About that donation.
00:09:37Mr. Woods, if the Art Institute doesn't receive the deposit by next week,
00:09:42I'll be forced to give the spot to Rosa.
00:09:44I'm sorry.
00:09:50Does that hurt, sweetheart?
00:09:52No.
00:09:53I'm sorry, Daddy.
00:09:55I'll give my spot to Rosa.
00:09:57I'll be a good kid.
00:09:59I don't want to cause you any trouble.
00:10:02No, sweetie.
00:10:03I'm sorry.
00:10:04And don't worry.
00:10:06Your daddy's not going to let that brat take your spot.
00:10:14I buried the man I used to be, but now my daughter needs him.
00:10:19It's time to bring the lion back.
00:10:36Gabriel, get my clubs.
00:10:40I'm back.
00:11:04I'm going to destroy those guys over at Golden Hills Golf Club.
00:11:10Jake, you're our best shot.
00:11:12With you, we can finally show those guys at the Golden Hills Golf Club who's boss.
00:11:15They've been trying to buy us out for years now.
00:11:17If it wasn't for their new Grand Slam champ, Kane, I would have.
00:11:20Jake is young and talented.
00:11:22Maybe he'll beat Kane.
00:11:24It's a shame the legendary golfer Lion retired at the peak of his career.
00:11:28If he was still here, Kane wouldn't be getting away with any of this.
00:11:32Are we still daydreaming about Lion again?
00:11:36Didn't you want to marry him, too?
00:11:38What?
00:11:39Shut up.
00:11:40Two yards.
00:11:44What do you mean, two yards?
00:11:51His grip's weak.
00:11:53Ball's going to fade.
00:11:54Two yards to the right.
00:11:56Shut up, dude.
00:11:57You're just the homeless loser that Mina took in.
00:12:00Why don't you quit playing coach and get back to your real job?
00:12:02I mean, look at you.
00:12:03Have you ever even held a golf club?
00:12:05Ignore him, okay?
00:12:06Jake's always been a straight shooter.
00:12:07He set that marker 10 out of 10 times easy.
00:12:11But you guys really don't see this?
00:12:13I guess that makes sense.
00:12:15This game takes years of practice to understand.
00:12:19Well, tell me.
00:12:21What do you see?
00:12:292.13 yards to be exact.
00:12:32And he needs to finish his rotation.
00:12:34If he doesn't, he could get injured.
00:12:36Jake is a pro golfer.
00:12:38He just got his PGA Tour card this year.
00:12:40What do you know?
00:12:41How about you go and go focus on pulling up weights or something?
00:12:44You're sneaking up the place with your bullshit.
00:12:46Oh, my God.
00:12:52Hey, it's free advice.
00:12:53Take it or leave it.
00:12:54But we can't even think about qualifiers
00:12:56because soon he won't be able to hold a club.
00:13:142.13 yards to be exact.
00:13:22Jake, what's wrong with your wrist?
00:13:24Nothing.
00:13:25What's up with you guys?
00:13:26So distracted, I hooked it right.
00:13:28Yeah, Mr. Know-It-All here wouldn't stop yapping and talking that shit.
00:13:31This...
00:13:31Oh, my God.
00:13:35Come on, man.
00:13:36Jake, you keep putting pressure on this wrist, you're going to hurt yourself.
00:13:40Oh, man.
00:13:40Let go.
00:13:41Oh, you're such a useless ground keeper.
00:13:44You know how valuable my hand is?
00:13:46Bobby's prediction was down to the inch.
00:13:49I was right.
00:13:50He's more talented than he seems.
00:13:52Jake, our golf club depends on you.
00:13:54Please get your wrist checked.
00:13:55It'll just take a moment.
00:13:57Oh, Mia, you're not actually listening to this guy, right?
00:13:59This guy's a rookie.
00:14:01Or, he could be a freaking spy from the Golden Hills.
00:14:04I bet he's here to throw Jake off right before calls.
00:14:06No.
00:14:07No.
00:14:07I believe him.
00:14:08And he makes a good point.
00:14:11He's more than just a groundskeeper.
00:14:15Seriously?
00:14:16He's just a charity case handyman who's leeching off our club.
00:14:19Yeah.
00:14:19And he's a guy pretty full of himself.
00:14:21A guy who's never swung a golf club.
00:14:22I've been golfing since before you were born.
00:14:26Woo!
00:14:28Woo!
00:14:29Woo!
00:14:29Woo!
00:14:30Woo!
00:14:30Woo!
00:14:31Woo!
00:14:32Woo!
00:14:34Woo!
00:14:35Woo!
00:14:38Who's this asshole?
00:14:39Tyler Carter.
00:14:41Younger brother of Kane Carter, you know.
00:14:43Most recent world champion.
00:14:45And he's paired up with Jake next week.
00:14:51It's all in the race baby.
00:14:57Ready?
00:15:02It's all easier to start shit.
00:15:04yeah got it oh good job baby oh my gosh
00:15:10look who it is
00:15:13your little shitty golf club's about to go bankrupt why don't you turn it into
00:15:17a strip club maybe you'll finally break even
00:15:20you're not welcome here leave
00:15:25oh is this your little wimp of a brother is that the best august
00:15:29god nowadays you watch your mouth how about that
00:15:32me uh dreaming of trophies when your best bet's this
00:15:37useless amateur it's time to wake up sweetie
00:15:44look we both know you're not gonna win it's just not possible
00:15:48let me throw you a lifeline you sign over august to me
00:15:52and i'll give you a fat payout we can all go home happy
00:15:58all you got to do is sign the deal it's all yours baby
00:16:04never august golf club is my mother's life's work
00:16:07my brother and i will never let it fall into your hands
00:16:11okay option two you put this on
00:16:16you show me a good time tonight i'll cut you a good deal
00:16:20fuck you man fuck you you and me let's go at it sudden death
00:16:24match who's your backside of the quals tomorrow
00:16:30so the puppy's not a whim he's an idiot
00:16:36fine you better not be all bark you better have some bite to you boy
00:16:48look you're going to lose jake
00:16:50fuck off man not acting like you're hot
00:16:53shit you need to go mow the lawn or something
00:16:55he's provoked you okay you're too emotional now
00:16:57and you haven't fixed your swing yet you won't win
00:17:00shut up you're a useless groundskeeper you don't tell me what to do
00:17:06looks like tyler wants a sudden death match on the first hole
00:17:19you see that 302 yards mid fairway and you can never hit a shot like that in your life kid
00:17:28show him jake
00:17:32that stance it's too low that ball is going off course
00:17:37what did you just say i said his ball's going in the rough
00:17:40yeah will you quit the yapping you got a lot of nerve coming in here acting like you're
00:17:43professional or something i'm the one swinging here okay don't backseat it
00:17:57hopeless what an idiot oh my gosh 213 in the rough oh my god my granny could
00:18:07swing harder than that dude
00:18:24if he keeps swinging like this he's not going to win time for a little help
00:18:32i don't know what the fuck you doing with that rock you better not mess with jake
00:18:36this is serious okay guys whatever he has planned i believe him okay
00:18:55oh
00:18:55holy
00:18:58let's go that stone just helped jake make the perfect plane nah that must have been a coincidence
00:19:03a rock can't change the club angle yeah if it wasn't for him causing trouble earlier jake would have made
00:19:08it
00:19:08on the green by now don't get ahead of yourself remember fortune favors the bowl
00:19:24guys jake's ahead with that perfect line we might just win this thing come on jake you gotta pull through
00:19:35thanks doll
00:19:41ready or not
00:19:43here i come oh hey
00:19:49should have been looking out kiddo oh my god he was standing right here you knew that you did that
00:19:55on
00:19:55perfect it's against the rules i thought we were playing a friendly match doing this casual there's
00:20:01no need for rules i hope you learned your lesson bud there's only one golden rule in golf
00:20:07wherever the golden hill club says goes
00:20:13a torn ligament must have been strained for a long time everything bobby said came true who is he really
00:20:22okay you can't play like this i'm gonna take you to the hospital no i can keep going i'm not
00:20:27backing out of the quals
00:20:35i'm not letting this bastard take it
00:20:40it's not too late to tap out sweetie if i find you in my bed tonight naked i might let
00:20:46you keep your club
00:20:47what the fuck did you say watch this bitch
00:20:54wow is that the best you got i'll show you what it's like to be crushed by a real pro
00:21:09jake's already three strokes in he needs to put the ball in the hole to win but his wrist will
00:21:13you
00:21:13stop as long as i can swing i'm not giving up no jake you can hurt your wrist for life
00:21:23you're still powering through how don't i help you with that
00:21:29that's enough
00:21:36i'll take it from here
00:21:39will you back off this is a gentleman's sport go mow the lawn you cretin jake that's enough
00:21:46step down if you keep playing you might never play again let bobby take over
00:21:53are you serious right now mia you're gonna send your little gardener after me
00:22:00why are you afraid you're going to lose to the gardener you got some balls i bet that's the most
00:22:08expensive thing you've ever held in your life you better not let it get to your head
00:22:16this is my last chance to repay mia for helping my daughter and i
00:22:27this is the most prestigious golf club in america and you think we'd hire some homeless loser just
00:22:35look at yourself covered in filth carrying around a burden you're not even qualified to be a caddy
00:22:46excuse me sir don't mind him he's an asshole i'm mia i'd love for you to come over and work
00:22:54at august
00:22:54golf club with me and if there's anything i can do for you and your daughter i'd be happy to
00:22:59help
00:23:18is that your wife you should have brought her with you bet she'd be as good as a golf hole
00:23:24a stupid broke gardener like you thinks he can make the hole the only hole you'll make is your wife
00:23:33that's the last time you disrespect my wife before i break your kneecaps to make you beg for mercy in
00:23:38front of her grave i'm begging the only one begging is gonna be you pal remember you got a lot
00:23:44on the
00:23:44line you lose this you're forfeiting qualifiers and losers gotta get on their knees and lick the winner's
00:23:51shoes like a dog deal you better keep your word
00:24:11this guy's putting on a blindfold is he trying to let tyler win we're screwed who's groundskeeper
00:24:16is going to ruin it for august you know wind speed five miles an hour humidity
00:24:23sixty percent good weather for making it in the hole
00:24:35please clear the water forget about the hole you won't even make it over the water
00:24:40i win
00:24:54what the fuck what the
00:24:58fuck was he about to perform a miracle no way it's a trick shot you can't control where it lands
00:25:10what's the water like skipped it in the hole but how it's a miracle am i dreaming did we actually
00:25:17beat the gold hill bastards this is impossible no way i lost to a an amateur a gardener impossible
00:25:26that sounds like something a sore loser would say no only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:25:31even kane only a legend like lion can make that shot
00:25:41is he master golfer would never join the ranks of august who are you
00:25:49who are you me i'm a nobody i'm a gardener you just happened to hit a lucky shot
00:25:56i want to play in the qualification round next week yes yes of course you just saved august
00:26:02golf club we of course will welcome you mia this qualifying round is literally going to
00:26:06decide the fate of august hill you can't believe it's this guy well he doesn't even have any
00:26:10competitive experience i mean mia please we should reconsider was this shot just not proof of his
00:26:15skill i mean how do we even know if he was blindfolded if he was really that talented why would
00:26:20he be slumming at august golf club all things he could be doing yeah if people knew we were submitting
00:26:24a groundskeeper as our qualifier we'd be left out okay silence all of you i believe in bobby
00:26:31and he's our only hope now hey bobby i got cash hot babes you come over to gold hill golf
00:26:39club
00:26:40look at anything you could ever want i can't pay you cash or an advancement but i can offer you
00:26:4750
00:26:47stake in the august golf club if you'll still have us i heard golf clubs going bankrupt dude every check
00:26:55you get's gonna bounce come on don't be stupid just give me the word it's all yours
00:27:05tuition 70k a year
00:27:14i just mowed the lawn i don't need much in life
00:27:21i'll represent august qualifications next week my heart's racing what's going on you old
00:27:30bastard you're gonna regret this hey aren't you forgetting something what are you talking about
00:27:37our bets you're forfeiting right my brother kane carter he's the grand champ
00:27:44your little amateur ass are you sure you want it doesn't matter who it is a bet's a bet
00:27:54baby
00:27:55you bastard you're gonna regret this men honor their words dogs run with their tails up between
00:28:02their legs what are you little boy you motherfucker mark my words you
00:28:08motherfuckers are gonna regret this come on girls
00:28:20you lost to a ground speaker a loser who picks up balls
00:28:26it was a fluke if you just give me another chance i'll do
00:28:32useless the golden hill club does not tolerate excuses from losers you better not film me again
00:28:37in the qualification match
00:28:48i don't know the golf's always been in my family but it wasn't until the legendary lion that i really
00:28:55took notice i can't believe he's been retired for six years already you still think about him
00:29:06i don't know do you want me to still think about it
00:29:11what are you doing
00:29:25come on
00:29:27come on where we're leaving
00:29:33you're drunk
00:29:35I'm taking you home.
00:29:37Party pooper.
00:29:40Fuck you, gentlemen.
00:29:44I'm so thirsty.
00:29:46I'll get you some water.
00:30:29Yeah, you're drunk.
00:30:31Are you sure this is what you want?
00:30:34Yeah, you can't bring me down.
00:30:36Never give up.
00:30:38Come right back around.
00:30:39Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me.
00:30:43Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:30:46Power in my veins, yeah, runs through me.
00:30:49Shining every day, yeah, I feel so free.
00:31:10I had 11 fun last night.
00:31:16I had fun, too.
00:31:18A lot of fun.
00:31:23Good afternoon.
00:31:25My name is Joanna Wilson, vice president of the USDA.
00:31:30On behalf of the Gophers Association, I'd like to welcome you all to the U.S. Open press conference.
00:31:4250 players with the top all-time rankings will be exempt from the local qualifying rounds.
00:31:48But this year, we'd like to reveal those rankings with something special.
00:31:55This AI-powered golfer can scan your swing ID and match to your rank.
00:32:02Now, who's up first?
00:32:06It matches to our all-time high rank, right?
00:32:10I guess you losers ought to pack up and get going.
00:32:18Hey, so what if we're up against Golden Hills?
00:32:20It's got nothing to be ashamed of.
00:32:21Yeah, we're all pros here.
00:32:23You think you'll be able to fall?
00:32:25Be my guest.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:27Let's try to go back to some more measure of that property.
00:32:46Nice, man. Looks like we're locked in.
00:32:48Absolutely we are.
00:32:49Son, enough wasting my time.
00:32:52By the way, only reason I let you two go first,
00:32:55so that everybody here is aware of how under-ranked you are.
00:33:03This is a press conference, not a dumpster.
00:33:06What are you doing here?
00:33:08You're an amateur, buddy.
00:33:09You're going to embarrass yourself over here.
00:33:11Well, I guess we'll just see about that.
00:33:14Okay.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:17Sit back.
00:33:18You'll see my rank.
00:33:20Hey, get this.
00:33:22I want a close-up on his face while I crush him on my heel.
00:33:27Oh.
00:33:55He's 15.
00:33:56You lose every member of Golden Hill is a total beast, pretty much.
00:34:00I don't cry, though.
00:34:01It's okay.
00:34:02You may lose me, but all of you are better than him.
00:34:08You know what's sad, Mia?
00:34:09The best you've got is dead last.
00:34:11You know what, Tyler?
00:34:12Shut up.
00:34:13August is not going to be dead last.
00:34:15It's marked my word.
00:34:16Mia, don't waste your breath on this guy.
00:34:18He's ranked 15th.
00:34:20He's a nobody.
00:34:22Wow.
00:34:23That's something coming from the Gardner.
00:34:25Do you even know what it means to be top 15 in the U.S.?
00:34:29Gardner?
00:34:30The August Golf Club sent their groundskeeper to the U.S. Open.
00:34:33What the hell?
00:34:33Yeah, she sure did.
00:34:34I think you should be disqualified.
00:34:36All in favor, raise your hand.
00:34:41Golfers are forged from hard work and talent.
00:34:44Everyone deserves a shot.
00:34:45The only insult here is your elitist attitude.
00:34:48August Golf Course owner crashed the press conference
00:34:51and threw a tantrum.
00:34:52And she did.
00:34:53Golf club on the verge of going bankrupt.
00:34:56Okay, that is not what is happening here.
00:35:12Trashy people like you deserve to be dunked in the trash.
00:35:18I'm going to knock you off your high horse.
00:35:23What do you think you're doing?
00:35:24Ice here, kid.
00:35:26You're not going to want to miss this.
00:35:34This is my rating.
00:35:52Six years ago, you retired, vanished without a trace, only leaving behind your legacy.
00:36:04Talented golfers.
00:36:05Talented golfers.
00:36:05They've come and gone.
00:36:07Kane was crowned the new king of golf.
00:36:10He's nothing compared to you and your peak.
00:36:13Mr. Hale, you have to see this.
00:36:16We got a ping on the golden scanner.
00:36:18The all-time number one.
00:36:23I guess he couldn't wait.
00:36:26To celebrate your comeback, I'm going to return all your trophies to you.
00:36:32Take me.
00:36:33Let's go.
00:36:35The champ.
00:36:38What?
00:36:39Why is his ranking locked?
00:36:41According to the Govers Association rules, only the top ten Govers in the nation have their rank locked.
00:36:47I mean, he's one of the top ten golfers in the U.S.
00:36:51No.
00:36:52That can't be right.
00:36:53Well, there you have it, folks.
00:36:55Cold hard facts.
00:36:56I guess the whole world's going to know that the Golden Hills Country Club is all bark and no bites.
00:37:04Quickly, to the press conference and bring the trophies.
00:37:08All of them.
00:37:09I want the world to know that the Roaring Lion has returned.
00:37:16Wait.
00:37:18There's an explanation for this.
00:37:19He's not a pro golfer, so he's probably not even registered.
00:37:23Yeah, that explains it.
00:37:24How would a failing club like the Obagus have a top ten player with him?
00:37:27Well, if I'm just an amateur, and you lost to me, what does that make you?
00:37:33Getting pretty cocky over there, buddy.
00:37:35You know the Golden Hills created this AI system.
00:37:38We have the right to unlock it.
00:37:40If you get on your knees right now, I might let you go.
00:37:44Don't take my generosity for granted.
00:37:46Well, go ahead.
00:37:47Unlock it.
00:37:48I'm not going to stop you from humiliating yourself.
00:37:51Go, boys.
00:37:53You're going to regret that.
00:37:55Get ready, folks.
00:37:56This little clown's about to give us a strip show.
00:38:08What?
00:38:10He's not just in the top ten.
00:38:12He's the best in the country?
00:38:14That means he's ranked higher than the Grand Slam winner, Kane.
00:38:18How?
00:38:20Could it be?
00:38:23No, that can't be right.
00:38:25There's got to be a glitch in the system.
00:38:27He's got a point.
00:38:28Can you imagine the Grand Slam winner lying, raking leaves?
00:38:31No way.
00:38:32Thank goodness.
00:38:32You almost ruined our association's reputation.
00:38:35You just had one lucky stroke.
00:38:37You thought you could fool me, you little bitch.
00:38:40This golf tournament's for pros, not no amateurs like you.
00:38:43Boys, get them out of here.
00:38:44That's not up to you.
00:38:46That's up to the Golfers Association.
00:38:49Miss Wilson, as the vice president of the association,
00:38:52there has to be a rule against discrimination.
00:38:55Tyler, should I throw out the riffraff?
00:38:58I knew you, making you my VP was the best decision I could make.
00:39:05You're on their side?
00:39:07Oh, don't act shocked.
00:39:09It's called networking, sweetheart.
00:39:10I know your little backwater club don't even know what that is.
00:39:15I think we should get them out of here.
00:39:17An unranked opportunist like yourself
00:39:19doesn't deserve to golf with pros like Tyler.
00:39:24On behalf of the Golfers Association,
00:39:27I'm revoking your entry into the U.S. Open.
00:39:29You bastards.
00:39:31I'm reporting you to the president of the association.
00:39:34Gabriel would never stand for this blatant nepotism.
00:39:36The chairman?
00:39:38That old man is busy drinking tea in his office.
00:39:41Don't bother him with your petty drama.
00:39:44Empetism's a big word for you, ma'am.
00:39:46You think Gabriel gives a shit about your little shitty club?
00:39:50He's got better things to do, sweetheart.
00:39:52Boys, get them out of here.
00:39:53I'm sick of seeing their faces.
00:39:55Make sure they're gone.
00:39:56I don't want them crawling back.
00:39:58This is my curb!
00:40:04This is my curb!
00:40:11Hands off!
00:40:15That's the bus the chairman had custom made for Lyons.
00:40:19No one's ever seen it.
00:40:20Why did he bring it today?
00:40:21The Riders, President's Cup, Masters, the Open, the PGA Tour.
00:40:27They're all Grand Slam trophies.
00:40:28And there's multiple?
00:40:30Mr. Chairman, what are you doing here?
00:40:33I'm here to remind everyone that the Open is run by the Golfers Association, not Golden Hills.
00:40:42Mr. Chairman, these two crashed the press conference.
00:40:46I'm just throwing out the trash.
00:40:48The trash?
00:40:52How dare you?
00:40:54Do you have no idea who he is?
00:40:57Are you serious right now?
00:40:59You're forgetting who makes your paychecks.
00:41:03Oh my goodness!
00:41:05Who gave you permission to speak?
00:41:08He is the top-ranked golfer.
00:41:11Mr. Hale, there's a bug in the system.
00:41:15He's not even in the rankings.
00:41:17He's a nobody.
00:41:18A nobody!
00:41:19So all these trophies he won mean nothing to you?
00:41:23All these trophies belong to him.
00:41:27That's impossible.
00:41:28He's done the impossible.
00:41:30Time and time again.
00:41:32All these trophies belong to him and to him alone.
00:41:35He is the legendary golfer.
00:41:47Sir, I need to talk to you in private.
00:41:53What is he hiding from me?
00:41:57Look, I'd appreciate it if you kept my identity a secret.
00:42:02Eleanor's still young and I don't want the press hounding her.
00:42:06I am so sorry, Claire.
00:42:08I wasn't there for you.
00:42:10I was chasing trophies and wins and I should have been by your side.
00:42:15I promise.
00:42:17I will not do the same thing to our daughter.
00:42:24I've been waiting for this moment for so long.
00:42:27I understand.
00:42:28I can keep your secret.
00:42:30Thanks.
00:42:32Here we go.
00:42:37After a thorough review, we have discovered that there is indeed a bug in our ranking system.
00:42:46Since we cannot guarantee ranks, all golfers will now be required to begin in the local qualifier
00:42:53and then immediately go into the final qualifier.
00:42:58Everyone except Tyler Carter.
00:43:06What?
00:43:07I'm the highest ranked person here.
00:43:10We don't need some AI system to prove that.
00:43:12And you have no right to disqualify me.
00:43:15I am the president of the Golf Association and the host of the U.S. Open.
00:43:20You have that right.
00:43:22You old bastard.
00:43:23You're making a mistake making an enemy of the Golden Hills Golf Club over this nobody?
00:43:28Enough.
00:43:29You and your golf club have been a menace to the golf society for far too long.
00:43:35You have no authority here.
00:43:39Take them out.
00:43:40You can't do this.
00:43:41You can't do this.
00:43:44As for you, the Golf Association has no room for a Golden Hills simpering lapdog.
00:43:53You're fired.
00:43:54You can't fire me.
00:43:56I am the vice president.
00:43:58You can't fucking fire me, you bastard.
00:44:04I've heard that Golden Hills has been experimenting with an AI neural chip implant.
00:44:09Now this gives their golfers expert calculations.
00:44:14Just watch out.
00:44:16I wouldn't worry about that.
00:44:17I chose to come back.
00:44:19I'm ready for anything.
00:44:21Come what may.
00:44:35All right.
00:44:36You can open your eyes.
00:44:45So you want to guess what I got you for your birthday?
00:44:47I don't know.
00:44:49But I do know that I'm going to love it because it's a present from Daddy.
00:44:58Daddy, is this all for me?
00:45:01It's just like a drone.
00:45:03Yep.
00:45:03It's all yours, sweetie.
00:45:08Oh, I can't forget this.
00:45:16Perfect.
00:45:18My princess, may I have the first dance?
00:45:22Yes.
00:45:42Mirror, mirror on the wall.
00:45:45Who's the prettiest princess of them all?
00:45:48Why, it's you, my pretty little princess, Eleanor.
00:45:52Wait, Daddy, I've got you a present.
00:45:56This is my lucky bracelet.
00:45:58I made it at school.
00:46:00Miss Maya says wearing it means good things will happen.
00:46:03Daddy, you're going to be the bestest golf player ever.
00:46:07I'll be cheering for you, and I know Mommy will, too.
00:46:11I never wanted Eleanor to worry about me, so I didn't tell her about the match.
00:46:15But it looks like she knew all along.
00:46:18Thank you, sweetie.
00:46:21I promise, I'm going to get you everything you ever wanted.
00:46:29Welcome, everybody, to the final qualifying round for the U.S. Open, which is also known
00:46:34as Golf's Longest Day.
00:46:37Today's going to be a 36-hole round, which means only the top 50 players will advance to
00:46:41the final round.
00:46:42So, good luck.
00:46:44Yeah!
00:46:45Let's do it!
00:47:05Oh, dear, wow!
00:47:07That was incredible.
00:47:31You won.
00:47:33We won.
00:47:35Dinner's on me tonight, guys.
00:47:36We've got to celebrate.
00:47:37Let's party, drink it up, you know.
00:47:39Come on!
00:47:40Oh, wait, Jake.
00:47:40We have dinner with Dad tonight, remember?
00:47:42Oh, no, disgusting.
00:47:44He just wants you there.
00:47:45He's trying to marry you off to that stupid piece of shit, Henry.
00:47:49I bet he's going to be there tonight, too.
00:47:50Yeah, I know, and I've had enough.
00:47:53I might end this.
00:48:02Lion, you've finally returned.
00:48:10For the past six years, I've torn through the competition.
00:48:14But those old-timers still insist that it is because you paved the way.
00:48:18No matter how many titles I win, your legacy hangs over my head, hangs over every single
00:48:23trophy, like a thorn digging deeper into my side.
00:48:27But I'll perude myself.
00:48:32When I'm implanted with this chip, everyone will be forced to know the truth that I am
00:48:38the greatest golfer in the world.
00:48:42I agreed to help Mia shoo off that trust fund brat by pretending to be her boyfriend tonight.
00:48:57Hi, I'm Bobby.
00:48:58Pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:49:01God, Mid, you just drag any bum off the street, you dare show your face here?
00:49:07Dad, can you be nice?
00:49:09This is the hero I told you about that saved our golf club?
00:49:32Everyone, this is Henry Hale.
00:49:35His father is the president of a golfer's association.
00:49:39Golf is in their blood.
00:49:41Just the type of family that my daughter should marry into.
00:49:49Henry, is it?
00:49:51Yep.
00:49:52Mia's told me so much about you.
00:49:54You're Gabriel's kid.
00:49:55You act nothing like him.
00:49:57What would you know about my father?
00:49:58Nothing.
00:49:59He's just some broke bum that pulls weeds at our golf course.
00:50:06Mia, are you serious?
00:50:08You brought the help home?
00:50:12So humiliating.
00:50:14Yeah.
00:50:14What is he doing here?
00:50:16To shine Henry's shoes?
00:50:20Oh, Mia has good taste.
00:50:22I'm sure she'll know if someone's right for her.
00:50:25Watch it, yard boy.
00:50:26His father runs a U.S. Open.
00:50:28With one phone call, he can have you disqualified.
00:50:32Everybody, let's not waste our time on this loser.
00:50:35Our food's getting cold.
00:50:36Let's go eat.
00:50:41Here, please.
00:50:42Allow me.
00:50:50Oh, that reminds me, Mr. Collins.
00:50:53You have to try one of these.
00:50:55I just had him flown in from Cuba today.
00:50:57Really good arbanos.
00:50:59Oh, now we're talking real Cuba, huh?
00:51:02Mm-hmm.
00:51:06There you go.
00:51:07Excellent taste, young man.
00:51:11Okay, can we not smoke at the table, please?
00:51:15I gotta be.
00:51:16Yeah, real mature.
00:51:21You should really try this.
00:51:22We'll brush out, please.
00:51:34I'm sorry, man.
00:51:36I mistook that for an ashtray.
00:51:37Okay, that's enough.
00:51:38Stop disrespecting my guests.
00:51:42Don't worry about it.
00:51:44I'm sure they'll see a new side of me soon enough.
00:51:47I brought a gift.
00:52:01Ew, what is this?
00:52:04Sounds like shiny scrap metal.
00:52:06I bet it's all junk.
00:52:09Henry, show this schmuck what a real gift looks like.
00:52:14Yes, thank you for the reminder, my friend.
00:52:16Mm-hmm.
00:52:19Well, Mia, I knew you grew up idolizing Lion, so I wanted to do something special.
00:52:25I got you this.
00:52:28This is Lion's old tour card.
00:52:29It took me ages to get it out of my father's collection.
00:52:33That would go for millions at Sotheby's.
00:52:36Henry, this is very sweet of you.
00:52:40But it's far too valuable.
00:52:42I can't...
00:52:43Can't accept it.
00:52:46This is incredibly rare.
00:52:49What are you sparking about over there, huh?
00:52:52Worried about that little trash bag that you brought in comparison?
00:52:55Admit it, loser.
00:52:56You are jealous because you could never afford a gift like that.
00:53:05Why don't we make a bet?
00:53:07All right, I'm listening.
00:53:11If my gift is more valuable than yours, you have to lick this plate clean.
00:53:18Cigar ash and all.
00:53:26What a coincidence.
00:53:30Looks like I want to give Mia a Lion's tour card too.
00:53:36But not just one.
00:53:41Ten.
00:53:43Whoa.
00:53:44What?
00:53:46That's impossible.
00:53:47You're just a washed up loser.
00:53:49Like, how is that possible?
00:53:52Well, looks like you lost.
00:53:54Eat up.
00:53:55Jeez.
00:53:56Have I been getting this all wrong?
00:53:58I gotta make a phone call.
00:54:02I got a phone call.
00:54:06Wait.
00:54:07Guys, we almost fell for this dude's trick.
00:54:10I just talked to my father.
00:54:11Apparently, there's hundreds of those things going around that are all fake.
00:54:15The only way you can even tell is if you put him against a fire, and then the little lion's
00:54:20head would pop up.
00:54:21And let's be honest.
00:54:23These are certain places.
00:54:25And now, guess what?
00:54:27My dad's on his way, and we're going to bust you as the con man that you are.
00:54:32You pissed off the president.
00:54:34You are so screwed.
00:54:37How dare you bring fakes into my house?
00:54:41So you all think these cards are fake?
00:54:44Yeah.
00:54:44Yeah.
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:45Yeah.
00:54:46Well, I believe Bobby.
00:54:48I don't think he'd lie to me.
00:54:50Well, why talk about it?
00:54:52Let's put it to the test.
00:54:54Wait, no.
00:54:55You can't destroy those.
00:54:56That's part of Lion's legacy.
00:54:58That's a disrespected gulf itself.
00:55:06Oh, my God, Mia.
00:55:11Why are you believing this guy?
00:55:13I'm doing us all a favor by destroying these.
00:55:15I'm calling him out for having a scam.
00:55:23What's going on here?
00:55:25What if that card actually is real?
00:55:28Fire test gold.
00:55:31Adversity test men.
00:55:32Ew.
00:55:35You lying con artist.
00:55:37I'm sick of your parlor tricks.
00:55:39Get on your knees.
00:55:40Admit these are fake.
00:55:41Otherwise, I'm going to give you a glimpse of the depths of hell.
00:55:47Dad!
00:55:48This is who I was telling you about.
00:55:50This is the con man.
00:55:54Ow!
00:55:55You idiot!
00:55:56What do you think you're doing?
00:55:58Mr. Chairman, he was the one that brought the fakes.
00:56:01We had nothing to do with it.
00:56:05Fakes.
00:56:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:10These are the real deal.
00:56:12What?
00:56:12What?
00:56:14Fakes.
00:56:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:56:19These are the real deal.
00:56:21What?
00:56:22Dad, what are you talking about?
00:56:24Are you senile?
00:56:25Like, those can't be real.
00:56:28Ow!
00:56:28Did I raise an idiot?
00:56:29Wait a minute.
00:56:30If those cards are real, then he...
00:56:33He's lying?
00:56:36I apologize for interrupting your family dinner.
00:56:39I'll be cutting up all of his credit cards again, and he will be grounded until hopefully
00:56:45he learns his lesson.
00:56:46What?
00:56:47Let's go.
00:56:47Your mother's in the car.
00:56:48Ow!
00:56:49Ow!
00:56:50It's embarrassing!
00:56:51Ow!
00:56:52We almost destroyed those precious treasures.
00:56:57We didn't mean to.
00:56:59It was all Henry's fault.
00:57:02Well, it looks like dinner's finished to me.
00:57:06Let's go for a walk.
00:57:08That sounds nice.
00:57:10It'd be good to get some fresh air away from this stench.
00:57:22Sorry you had to deal with my family back there.
00:57:25Don't worry about it.
00:57:27I just didn't want our first date to end sour.
00:57:34Is that your wife?
00:57:43Yes.
00:57:45She passed in labor.
00:57:48Sorry.
00:57:50I know what it's like to lose someone you love.
00:57:54It never gets easier.
00:57:56I want you to know that I'm not trying to replace anybody.
00:58:01I just want to be by her side.
00:58:20Stay here, Mia.
00:58:22Be careful.
00:58:24Hey, bitch.
00:58:26Who's going to save you now, huh?
00:58:28Hey, baby.
00:58:30No!
00:58:31Bobby, watch out!
00:58:35Oh!
00:58:36Oh!
00:58:36Oh!
00:58:37Oh!
00:58:39Hey!
00:58:43Let her go, Tyler.
00:58:49Bobby!
00:58:52I thought you were going to go down swinging.
00:58:57Those are cute.
00:58:59That was my daughter!
00:59:02See that?
00:59:04What you get for going against me, you son of a bitch!
00:59:10Time to go join your wife in the hell.
00:59:17Fuck!
00:59:17Come on, boy!
00:59:18You got lucky this time, motherfucker!
00:59:20Next time I see you, it's going to be your last!
00:59:23Are you okay?
00:59:26Not yet.
00:59:27Oh, I think it's broken.
00:59:29I think it's broken.
00:59:30No.
00:59:32Let's go.
00:59:40Wait, don't move.
00:59:43Not until the doctor says it's wrong.
00:59:47I have an inch.
00:59:49Down there.
00:59:50My hands are...
00:59:52Okay, well, let me itch it for you.
00:59:57Is it right here?
01:00:04How's that good?
01:00:05That's amazing.
01:00:07Is that it?
01:00:08Oh, yeah.
01:00:09That's so good.
01:00:12That's amazing.
01:00:14Please.
01:00:16Oh, yes.
01:00:18What's Daddy doing?
01:00:21Eleanor!
01:00:22Daddy!
01:00:24Hey.
01:00:25Oh.
01:00:25Oh.
01:00:26Sorry.
01:00:26Okay.
01:00:27Hey, Doc.
01:00:28Um, what's wrong with Bobby's hand?
01:00:30Well, Mr. Wood's right hand suffered a stress fracture.
01:00:33He needs at least six weeks of proper rest, or there will be permanent consequences.
01:00:39Six weeks?
01:00:41What about the U.S. Open?
01:00:42You need rest, and that's doctor's orders.
01:00:48I missed you, Eleanor.
01:00:50I missed you, too.
01:00:51Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:52What are you doing?
01:00:53You need to rest, and you're not swinging a club anytime soon.
01:00:56I have to go to the U.S. Open.
01:00:58I'll pop Oxy if I have to.
01:01:00Okay, but we only have one a day, and it only lasts four hours.
01:01:03What are you going to do when the pill wears off?
01:01:05You can't hold the club correctly.
01:01:08Four hours is plenty.
01:01:10I'll win.
01:01:11And for you and me, it's time the legendary line of golf gets its proper ending.
01:01:19Welcome to the U.S. Open Championships.
01:01:22The total course will consist of 72 holes across four days.
01:01:26The player with the lowest total score will win.
01:01:28This year, we'll be at the infamous Devil's Course, the Auckland Golf Club.
01:01:33The course consists of 250 acres, 168 bunkers, tall roughs, and no water hazards.
01:01:39It is heavily designed to punish every mistake.
01:01:43Who will conquer the Devil's Course, and who will claim the Sterling Trophy?
01:01:50What?
01:01:51What?
01:01:52Wait, Bobby.
01:01:53Bobby, our groundskeeper is the legendary Lion.
01:01:57He's a Grand Slam champion.
01:01:59He's never lost a tournament.
01:02:01And now that the Lion's back, if we win, August will be saved.
01:02:04Bobby didn't want to tell him about his injury.
01:02:07But his right hand, is it really going to be okay?
01:02:13Okay.
01:02:27You're old news, loser.
01:02:29Still living out your old Grand Slam glory days as your calling card?
01:02:33Shut the fuck up, Tyler.
01:02:36Feisty.
01:02:37I like it.
01:02:38You can keep screeching, but when I win,
01:02:40I'm going to find something to shove down your throat to shut you up.
01:02:42It's a fucking Grand Slam.
01:02:44Enough.
01:02:44This is a waste of time.
01:02:46While Lion has been sleeping away all these years,
01:02:49I have been conquering this very course, year after year.
01:02:56You think you can keep up with me?
01:03:04You don't wake a sleeping Lion.
01:03:11I will crush the very pedestal your followers have built up in your absence.
01:03:15I will show them once and for all who deserves to be the greatest of all time.
01:03:43The Golden Hills Golden Boys strike with near robotic precision.
01:03:49They're all playing way above their level.
01:03:52It's almost like they can see the exact angle, arc, and swing path.
01:03:58Man, oh man.
01:04:00This AI, it's incredible.
01:04:02It's our secret weapon.
01:04:04This has-been, he can't beat us.
01:04:06He's done for.
01:04:15Can he do it?
01:04:24This is your Grand Slam here?
01:04:26He's better off as my caddy.
01:04:29Don't push yourself.
01:04:30You can't play like this.
01:04:33Don't worry about it.
01:04:35I'm not going to miss my next shot.
01:04:40All right, well you focus on swinging.
01:04:42I'll take care of the rest.
01:05:09Hey, are you okay?
01:05:12How's the leaderboard?
01:05:14There you go.
01:05:15Good job today.
01:05:17Let's find out.
01:05:21Oh, thank God.
01:05:22We made it to the finals.
01:05:24I'm still way behind.
01:05:26To win this game, I have to catch up quickly.
01:05:29The game's just begun.
01:05:51Mia, where are you?
01:05:53Hey, do you need something?
01:05:54No, I tried to grab my towel, but my wrist still hurts.
01:05:59Oh, yeah, hold on.
01:06:03Can you massage it, please?
01:06:05The ferocious lion needs some help.
01:06:10Where does it hurt?
01:06:14Right here.
01:06:29The finals are tomorrow.
01:06:31I don't want you to overexert yourself.
01:06:34Tonight?
01:06:35You're mine.
01:06:56I brought you your luckiest charm for your big day.
01:07:02Eleanor is here to root for you.
01:07:06A good luck kiss for Daddy.
01:07:08Now, you're going to win today,
01:07:10because you always say I'm the luckiest thing that ever happened to you.
01:07:29Four hours?
01:07:31I need to finish before noon.
01:07:49What's going on?
01:07:50Blue Skothball isn't headed towards the flag.
01:07:52It's...
01:08:00Wait, that guy just pushed Bobby's ball deeper into the bunker?
01:08:04What are they trying to do?
01:08:08That's the game plan.
01:08:09The Golden Hills Golden Boys got Bobby buried in.
01:08:12He's forced to play an impossible life.
01:08:18We're completely dug in.
01:08:21What are we going to do?
01:08:25Just give it up, old man.
01:08:26According to our calculations,
01:08:28it is impossible to make it in the hole in one stroke.
01:08:32The mighty lion is trapped in our cage.
01:08:34There's no way these guys are this precise.
01:08:37They must be playing dirty.
01:08:42You planted microchips in your arm?
01:08:45So what if we did?
01:08:47All your experience is nothing compared to AI.
01:08:57You want a hint?
01:08:59The AI has calculated millions of possibilities,
01:09:02and it's come up with one conclusion.
01:09:05You lose.
01:09:06AI's never wrong.
01:09:08You're so screwed.
01:09:11Dude, just accept it.
01:09:14You're a washed-up retiree.
01:09:16You can't be cold, hard facts.
01:09:18Don't you understand that?
01:09:19It's in the bag, for God's sakes.
01:09:24Leave it to me.
01:09:43How the hell?
01:09:44No.
01:09:46That goes against all common sense and calculations.
01:09:49It's impossible.
01:09:56See, he landed back in the bunker.
01:09:59He still needs two strokes.
01:10:01That fossil doesn't understand the AI.
01:10:04It runs the world now.
01:10:07Bobby has one stroke to land the ball in the hole,
01:10:09just to tie with Kane.
01:10:10Shit, Mia.
01:10:12We're done for.
01:10:13Looks like August can't escape bankruptcy after all.
01:10:17The fact that y'all still put all your faith in him,
01:10:19it's your biggest mistake.
01:10:21Making it into the hole from the bunker,
01:10:22nobody can do that.
01:10:26Wait, on the green?
01:10:28Something's moving.
01:10:32Wait.
01:10:34That's my ball.
01:10:38Did he just...
01:10:39Ooh, so close.
01:10:42But it looks like bottom's wrist play will cost them two strokes.
01:10:45It's okay, guys.
01:10:47Even if August Golf Club goes down,
01:10:50we'll stick together like family.
01:10:51Our cutting-edge AI implant chips
01:10:55have exactly what we need
01:10:57to get in your way.
01:10:59When?
01:11:00In your dreams.
01:11:02Our AI's calculated your chances.
01:11:04And guess what?
01:11:05It's a 100% chance you lose.
01:11:15What's this?
01:11:17I can't believe my mind!
01:11:18The ball's still moving!
01:11:21Look alive, boys!
01:11:24I'm still in play.
01:11:29It's tough!
01:11:32A pathetic old man
01:11:34challenging hard facts and data?
01:11:36It's impossible.
01:11:37Yeah, he must really be embarrassed, huh?
01:11:52Oh, my God!
01:11:55Let's go!
01:11:57I knew you could do it.
01:12:02Our cutting-edge AI didn't see that path.
01:12:05How did you?
01:12:06Nah, you know what, man?
01:12:07It's gotta be a bug or something, right?
01:12:10I mean, there's no way that this guy's smarter than AI.
01:12:14It's not a bug.
01:12:15He took the path that AI considered to be impossible,
01:12:19and he did it in one stroke.
01:12:21He's done what AI thought to be beyond human ability.
01:12:25A free lesson for you.
01:12:26All the cold, hard data in the world
01:12:28can't compete with years of experience on the golf course.
01:12:33It's gonna be a long time before you beat me.
01:12:36So all your little microchips won't win.
01:12:42Now let's take a look at the final leaderboard.
01:12:44Bobby and Kane are tied for first.
01:12:47You know what this means.
01:12:48A sudden death trap.
01:12:50Whoever wins will move on to the next.
01:12:54Let's go, boys.
01:13:01What's wrong?
01:13:05The painkillers have worn off, haven't they?
01:13:06Don't worry.
01:13:08I'll put Kane in this place soon enough.
01:13:34You've held out long enough, old man.
01:13:36It's time to end your legacy, Lion.
01:13:37You've held out long enough, man.
01:13:44Damn it.
01:13:46The painkiller's worn off.
01:13:56Nice.
01:13:57Woo!
01:13:58Next is hole 10.
01:14:00535 yards at par 4.
01:14:02Kane Carter is up next.
01:14:12Just give up.
01:14:13The future belongs to young, innovative players like me.
01:14:15Not wrinkly old deadweights.
01:14:17You're just a stepping stone on my way to the podium.
01:14:31What the hell are you looking at, old man?
01:14:33The flag's all the way over there.
01:14:35Just waiting on the sun to disappear.
01:14:38Disappear?
01:14:39There's not a cloud in sight.
01:14:40You really are crazy.
01:14:42My experience doesn't lie.
01:14:54There's like a road.
01:14:56Even the great lion can't come back from this.
01:15:00Chin up, old man.
01:15:01You gotta make it to the green to watch me crush you.
01:15:04For good.
01:15:04Daddy!
01:15:06A lucky magic spell for you.
01:15:08I know you can do it.
01:15:10You got this.
01:15:14Soon.
01:15:15Soon?
01:15:16Soon what?
01:15:17Are you praying for a miracle?
01:15:19I mean, I guess you probably should.
01:15:21Because it's going to take an act of God for you to win this.
01:15:24Anything less than that trophy is mine.
01:15:26A miracle?
01:15:28Miracles are for the unprepared.
01:15:41The sun.
01:15:43It actually disappeared.
01:15:54Fine.
01:15:55At least it'll make things interesting.
01:16:07Nice shot, bud.
01:16:09Bummer.
01:16:10Nervous.
01:16:10Yes.
01:16:12Kane's looked up.
01:16:14Bobby just needs to get the ball in the green and put it in the hole.
01:16:17Then you side with Kane.
01:16:18Let's run another round.
01:16:20Got this, Daddy.
01:16:21God.
01:16:23At his time, it's going to be a total eclipse.
01:16:25How are they going to swing in total darkness?
01:16:27This is beyond my top records.
01:16:29Even at his peak.
01:16:31Plus, it's about to be pitch black soon.
01:16:33You can keep dreaming, bud.
01:16:35Now it's Bobby's turn.
01:16:37He's looking rough.
01:16:39We believe in you, Bobby.
01:16:40You got this.
01:16:46Wait.
01:16:48Bobby's not angling for the save.
01:16:49He's aiming for the flash.
01:16:51He's swinging for the wind.
01:16:53I'll tell you what.
01:16:54I'll sweeten it.
01:16:56You pull off this miracle, I'll tear down that Golden Hill sign.
01:17:00And I'll hand it to August.
01:17:05August doesn't want your club.
01:17:07Your reputation is trash.
01:17:11And you, I'll go beyond.
01:17:15I'll beat the old me.
01:17:17After this shot, August's name will echo across America.
01:17:23Now watch this drive.
01:17:53I'll be right back.
01:17:57Fly, go, fall, fly.
01:17:59Big Daddy's dream come true.
01:18:20How did he do this?
01:18:43Daddy, I knew you were the bestest.
01:18:49Folks, did you see that?
01:18:50He managed to beat Kane Carter with an injured right hand.
01:18:54He's back, folks.
01:18:56The Goats, the Lions, Bobby Wood.
01:19:04The winner of the U.S. Open Championship, Bobby the Lion Wood.
01:19:14I didn't do this for me.
01:19:18I did it for all of us.
01:19:20For August Golf Club.
01:19:24You cheated.
01:19:27This trophy belongs to the Golden Hills Golf Club.
01:19:30You were taking pills.
01:19:31I saw it with my own two eyes.
01:19:33You were doping.
01:19:36No.
01:19:37The meds you saw him taking were cleared with the association before the competition even started.
01:19:42You got proof of that, sweetheart?
01:19:44I can prove it.
01:19:51The doping you saw?
01:19:54Painkillers.
01:19:55Prescribed by the hospital for his injuries.
01:19:58Legal.
01:19:59Approved by the association.
01:20:01And cleared prior to competition.
01:20:04It's all documented right here.
01:20:08You.
01:20:09You're on his team.
01:20:10You're in on it.
01:20:12Oh, and as far as your crimes go,
01:20:14I've got implanting microchips to cheat and also aggravated assault.
01:20:21I have evidence.
01:20:23How about you?
01:20:26I have evidence.
01:20:28What do you?
01:20:32This is enough to arrest you and investigate your little club.
01:20:36Come on.
01:20:37Why don't you motherfuckers?
01:20:39Lion, you finally returned, reclaiming your place as champion.
01:20:50A long time ago, I said I was going to retire.
01:20:53But I did for my daughter.
01:20:54And since I've won, I'm going back into retirement.
01:21:02Stay.
01:21:03Stay.
01:21:03We need a legend like you in golf to lead the way.
01:21:07Please, stay.
01:21:10Stay.
01:21:16Eleanor, daddy has a lot of money now.
01:21:19And I can afford to bring you to any art school you want to go to.
01:21:22I'm staying with you.
01:21:24I'm not golfing.
01:21:28Daddy, I like watching you play golf.
01:21:31I've never seen you so cool and strong before.
01:21:35You're amazing.
01:21:37I'm a big girl now.
01:21:40Eleanor's happy if daddy's happy.
01:21:43Daddy should do what he wants, too.
01:21:50Okay.
01:21:52Then we're all going to be a big happy family.
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