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The Party's Just Beginning 2018 ‧ Comedy⧸Drama [Full Movie] [High Quality]Full EP - Full
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00:00:30I'm not going back to see them. I'm not going back to see them.
00:00:33We could only have a truce.
00:00:36One suggestion!
00:00:38Alloy for it!
00:00:41I don't want to go and see him again, so what are those cocks flat?
00:00:44A town like this tends to lead itself to an overactive imagination.
00:00:48Ever sit in a solitary place and imagine so hard,
00:00:51you begin to question what the difference is between imagining and living.
00:00:55Just me then.
00:00:56Think about it.
00:00:57Why are we settling for such blazing virality?
00:01:00I can offer you a life more magic than any mushroom ever picked.
00:01:03Better than every puppet sky gets hailed in every nest all at once.
00:01:06So come on!
00:01:07Who's with me?
00:01:08Ah, you gobshite.
00:01:09Like, I'm not trying to start a cult, and if I am, like, it's the cult of the mind.
00:01:14It's all there for us in our heads, so join me in starting a new existence within ourselves.
00:01:19Woo!
00:01:22Okay, so no one wants to be my cult.
00:01:24I feel fair enough like it doesn't matter anything because I can just imagine it, so...
00:01:27I'm there.
00:01:28I was just feeling generous.
00:01:30Thought I'd share the secrets of a perfect existence, but guess what?
00:01:34No one's listening!
00:01:37You're lost.
00:01:38Trouble is, the closer I get to being able to conjure up real emotions from daydreams,
00:01:42is the closer I get to realizing that I might as well be dead.
00:01:46This one goes out to Alistair.
00:01:48Thank you for leaving me!
00:01:51That was a big joke, I'm sorry.
00:02:03I can't f*** you, I can't f*** you, I can't f*** you, I can't f*** you.
00:02:05Give me shit!
00:02:25Give me shit!
00:02:26Let's run!
00:02:38Okay.
00:02:40Look at this one!
00:02:42Yes, I'm sorry...
00:02:45Now, I'm just talking about it.
00:02:46Big client to be jakim to be something?
00:02:50Wow!
00:02:52No!
00:02:53like theשה repository, like that!
00:05:41Okay.
00:05:42So she looked at the catalogue and picked out a table, a nice table, and she was going
00:05:45to pay for it, but then I looked at the catalogue and the price was just for the table.
00:05:49You had to pay for the chair separately, because after that we were looking at £300, £400,
00:05:52when we thought it was just £150.
00:05:54And the floor was £300, and the floor was £300.
00:05:56It's nice, isn't it?
00:05:57It's really modern.
00:05:59Ryan didn't want it, but then Kelly across the road got it, and then suddenly he wanted
00:06:02it.
00:06:03So I didn't really know what to do, but then his mum bought the table and she was for us
00:06:06anyway.
00:06:13You're not allowed in here!
00:06:14You're not allowed in here!
00:06:14Go and play or something!
00:06:15You can't tell me what to do!
00:06:16Do you want me to tell your dad?
00:06:18Play!
00:06:19Now!
00:06:20You ever going to have any of your own?
00:06:22No, I'm not really bothered.
00:06:35Aurora Borealis!
00:06:38She's coming!
00:06:49A lot of kids, this is the perfect vehicle for you.
00:06:52I can put all my camping gear in the back, I can put my kayaking stuff and just take me
00:06:56over as long as an electric.
00:06:58For a vehicle this size, this baby is nimble.
00:07:01I can take a turn on this going 56 miles an hour.
00:07:04I don't need to see you looking at this.
00:07:07I'm not allowed in here.
00:07:10I'm not allowed in here.
00:07:10I'm not allowed in here.
00:07:12I'm not allowed in here.
00:07:13I'm not allowed in here.
00:07:16I'm not allowed in here.
00:07:18I'm not allowed in here.
00:07:20I'm not allowed in here.
00:07:23I'm not allowed.
00:07:25I'm not allowed in here.
00:07:30Oh, this is hot!
00:07:38We're all allowed.
00:07:40Have a great day.
00:07:41Bye bye.
00:08:25Hello?
00:08:26Put down the phone.
00:08:27Why?
00:08:28Pick up the phone.
00:08:34Yes, mother.
00:08:37Another helpline caller.
00:08:39I really wish your father would get his finger out of his arse and change our number.
00:08:43It takes so long to do anything.
00:08:46How long have I been asking him about being in the back wall in the living room?
00:08:49It takes a year to turn around that man.
00:08:52Have you been taking your tablet?
00:08:54No.
00:08:54Really?
00:08:55No, I haven't.
00:08:56I can't swallow pills.
00:08:57It's physically impossible for me without gagging and throwing up.
00:09:00My throat says no.
00:09:01The doctor said you'd see a big improvement.
00:09:04I don't want those weird pill space cadet eyes.
00:09:06I'd rather just drink like you.
00:09:07These people know what they're talking about.
00:09:09Dr. Smith was the one who told me I'm afraid of you.
00:09:11At least I know where I'm at with alcohol.
00:09:13And he's right.
00:09:14I mean...
00:09:15You and Dr. Smith just want to brush it all under the...
00:09:17You're on a phone name of nowhere.
00:09:18He said that?
00:09:18I saw him at Bingo.
00:09:20He actually said that?
00:09:21You don't have any hobbies.
00:09:23A real part...
00:09:23I know about cheese.
00:09:24You look great.
00:09:25Excuse me?
00:09:26But worst of all, you don't have a boyfriend.
00:09:29Worst of all?
00:09:30You should have a boyfriend by now.
00:09:32And what's wrong with cheese?
00:09:33We just worry about you that time.
00:09:34And I am really trying to make that mean something to me.
00:09:37I was already pregnant with you.
00:10:22I was already pregnant with you.
00:10:53I was already pregnant with you.
00:11:20I was already pregnant with you.
00:11:27Hello?
00:11:30Anyone?
00:11:32Chinese for dinner.
00:11:38It's getting cold.
00:12:00Hello?
00:12:01Hello, is this the helpline?
00:12:03No, you've got the wrong number.
00:12:04Oh, hello?
00:12:11Hello?
00:12:24Hello?
00:15:21You guys should really drink here.
00:15:22Makes working in a supermarket easier.
00:15:24Can't really conjure up the energy to resent it through a hangover.
00:15:32This is a good song.
00:15:41Cheers.
00:15:42Oh, boy, you're a mess.
00:15:44Yeah, you're a mess too.
00:15:45All right, let's go.
00:15:49Let's go.
00:16:00Oh, boy, you're a mess.
00:16:24Oh, boy, you're a mess.
00:16:31Oh, boy.
00:16:36I'm you're a mess.
00:16:37I'm here.
00:16:37Oh, boy.
00:16:38Oh, boy.
00:16:43Oh, boy.
00:16:45Oh, boy.
00:16:49Oh, boy.
00:17:31I'm sorry.
00:17:34So aggressive.
00:17:35What, the pigs?
00:17:36Yeah, yeah.
00:17:37Aye, because you know, gangsters apparently have, like, pig farms.
00:17:41So that when they kill someone, they can use the pigs to eat their bodies.
00:17:47Pigs eat humans?
00:17:49Aye.
00:17:49And, you know, for gangsters and that, so they don't get caught.
00:17:52Because there's no evidence there.
00:17:54That's dark as f***ing how it happens.
00:17:57What time does this thing for Scotland repeat start?
00:17:59It starts in half an hour.
00:18:01Right, then we have to take these now.
00:18:04Yes, yes we do.
00:18:05So we're coming up for the first song.
00:18:06I'm off if yous are going to be grinning all day.
00:18:08I'm not doing it.
00:18:09What's Scotland in here?
00:18:10You know what?
00:18:12What?
00:18:13You've got a bad attitude.
00:18:15It's so mature, honestly.
00:18:16They're like, we're going to stay and watch you mix drugs, and it's just not good.
00:18:22Mix it.
00:18:26I can't even.
00:18:28I can't even taste it yet.
00:18:30Wait, how's the taste?
00:18:33Give me the taste.
00:18:34Oh, that's cold.
00:18:35Oh.
00:18:35Oh.
00:18:37Oh, that's disgusting.
00:18:39I can't believe you don't have a CD player.
00:18:42Seriously.
00:18:42Who doesn't have a CD player?
00:18:45Me?
00:18:48It's so weird.
00:18:51Let's just make your own music.
00:18:56I bent, okay?
00:18:57Look, he's not coming over, is he?
00:18:59No, how?
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:02You know what it's like?
00:19:03We can't really, like, talk properly when he's here.
00:19:07Yeah, we can't.
00:19:09No, we can't.
00:19:10Your responses are all, like,
00:19:12Oh, this is offensive.
00:19:18Shut up.
00:19:19Like, you're different.
00:19:20I don't know.
00:19:21You're just, like, not you.
00:19:22I'm more me.
00:19:23I can be myself with them.
00:19:29I can be myself around you.
00:19:31I thought you were the same with me.
00:19:33Oh, aye, but it's different.
00:19:36I'm close to him than anyone.
00:19:39What about your dad?
00:19:41I don't know about him.
00:19:44Doesn't he have a CD player or literally anything
00:19:47that we can play some f***ing music on?
00:19:50No.
00:19:51He just has that police gun.
00:19:53Started off as a precaution,
00:19:55now he listens to it like music.
00:19:58Oh, I don't know what's that.
00:20:01Ow!
00:20:01Oh, my God, I'm sensitive to pigs.
00:20:05I had a bad experience in my childhood.
00:20:07Don't do that.
00:20:07I don't even want to know.
00:20:09I just got these in.
00:20:11They're called ballet slippers.
00:20:13Ooh.
00:20:14They'll make good money from these
00:20:15decent amount of MDMA.
00:20:17They'll make me horny.
00:20:19I haven't had sex in ages.
00:20:21Ugh.
00:20:22Why, ugh?
00:20:24What's, ugh?
00:20:25I'm lucky me and Ben have such a healthy sex life.
00:20:28We've been doing it, like, twice a day.
00:20:31Doesn't it hurt?
00:20:33What?
00:20:34Sex.
00:20:34I mean, it must be pretty s*** to know
00:20:36there's guaranteed pain every time you have sex.
00:20:38How would you know if it's painful?
00:20:40Plus, we don't even do anal.
00:20:42Then how do you have sex?
00:20:45We...
00:20:46rub.
00:20:52Sex doesn't mean purely penetration.
00:20:54Sex is everything, all of it.
00:20:56Just because I don't like m***ing doesn't mean...
00:20:58You've never had sex?
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:02You've never had sex?
00:21:07Was he told the church he's gay yet?
00:21:09No.
00:21:14I think that's starting to come up.
00:21:20I went to see her and she was just lying there.
00:21:24You know, she was not really conscious.
00:21:26And I remember seeing it at one moment, what do I say to her, you know, and I sang to
00:21:32her, and as I was singing, she, she blasted me.
00:21:45She's a f***ing f***ing thing.
00:21:51You could do this.
00:21:52I want to be her.
00:21:53You're better than her.
00:21:55I'm better than her.
00:21:57I'm better than her.
00:21:57Charming!
00:21:58Take the sun!
00:21:59Ah!
00:22:03Ah!
00:22:06Ah!
00:22:09Ah!
00:22:11Ah!
00:22:11Ah!
00:22:12Ah!
00:22:12Ah!
00:22:14Ah!
00:22:16Ah!
00:22:18Ah!
00:22:25Ah!
00:22:35Ah!
00:22:39Ah!
00:22:40Ah!
00:22:45Ah!
00:22:48The room's going back to normal.
00:23:00Let's never go out there.
00:23:15Hello?
00:23:20Hello?
00:23:22Hi.
00:23:23Hi. Who's this?
00:23:26Who's this?
00:23:31Charlotte.
00:23:33Are you a helper, Charlotte?
00:23:36No. You've got the wrong number. The helpline is 49626.
00:23:41I'll bet you're having a right laugh about this.
00:23:44No. It's one digit off. It's an easy mistake to make.
00:23:47You'll be laughing about this with your friends, won't you?
00:23:50No. I'm not laughing. We get these calls all the time.
00:23:54I was ringing the wrong bloody number this whole time.
00:23:58It took me ages to pluck up the courage to do this.
00:24:03Well, I'm sorry you got me.
00:24:04I've been building up to it for months.
00:24:11I come.
00:24:14I feel like an idiot. Are you laughing at me, Charlotte?
00:24:20No.
00:24:21I'm too embarrassed to talk to anyone about this.
00:24:26But what?
00:24:29I want to go to sleep for a very long time.
00:24:36Aye.
00:24:37So do I.
00:24:39Well, I wasn't expecting that.
00:24:45So what's the big hoo-ha with sleep?
00:24:53No, we don't stock mortadella.
00:24:57Morning, miss.
00:25:04How did you find me?
00:25:07Oh, there's only a couple of supermarkets in town.
00:25:09Oh.
00:25:11What time you get off?
00:25:12I think I finished in like five minutes.
00:25:14Great.
00:25:16I'll wait outside.
00:25:17Okay.
00:25:19Great.
00:25:45When are you leaving?
00:25:47I don't know.
00:25:49You didn't get a return ticket.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:54The sun goes down early here.
00:25:57Does it?
00:26:00Hello?
00:26:02Hey, darling.
00:26:04God, what a smart girl.
00:26:06I'm so proud of you.
00:26:09That's great.
00:26:11Absolutely.
00:26:13And...
00:26:15Yeah, I'll be back soon.
00:26:16I know, I know.
00:26:17Why don't you call?
00:26:17I'll hold my hand in public.
00:26:18Yeah.
00:26:21Look.
00:26:24For a couple of days.
00:26:26Yeah, I know I've been going a while, but I'll be back soon.
00:26:28You said you'd tell the chat.
00:26:30Yes.
00:26:30Please.
00:26:31We're having a good night.
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:33Yeah.
00:26:34I will, I will.
00:26:35With Santa.
00:26:39Thanks for calling.
00:26:42Okay.
00:26:44I love you.
00:26:48How old is your daughter?
00:26:52Oh, she's eight.
00:26:54She's climbing the walls because it's almost Christmas.
00:26:57Mm-hmm.
00:27:01It gets expensive when they get older.
00:27:05You don't want to hear about that.
00:27:07No, you...
00:27:08I do.
00:27:11She wants a mobile.
00:27:13She's eight and she wants a mobile phone.
00:27:16What about her man?
00:27:17Oh, she's set.
00:27:18That's probably why she left me.
00:27:22Good luck getting down.
00:27:23Come on.
00:27:23Come on, Alistair.
00:27:24You're ruining me.
00:27:25Alistair, please.
00:27:26Why am I ruining you?
00:27:28Alistair, don't start this tonight.
00:27:29Come on.
00:27:30When are you going to tell the church?
00:27:32When are you going to tell your dad?
00:27:50Oh, my leg.
00:27:54Oh, it's got numb.
00:27:56You've been sitting here too long.
00:27:58How long have you been playing that thing?
00:28:02Four days.
00:28:08Oh, the other one.
00:28:10Alistair.
00:28:11Oh, it's got enough.
00:28:15Oh, my leg.
00:28:16Let's go.
00:28:17Oh, my leg.
00:28:20Help me.
00:28:20Help me.
00:28:21Help me.
00:28:23Help me, son.
00:28:27Help me, son.
00:28:28Phone ringing.
00:28:46Oh, God, I'm 13 again.
00:28:50Oh, no!
00:28:52No!
00:28:52No!
00:28:52No!
00:28:52No!
00:28:53No!
00:28:53No!
00:28:54No!
00:28:56No!
00:28:57No!
00:29:02Cold!
00:29:03Ah!
00:29:04No!
00:29:19Stop it.
00:29:27Oh, God.
00:29:29Oh.
00:29:30Oh.
00:29:32Oh.
00:29:38Oh.
00:30:31Hello.
00:30:32Hi, Charlotte.
00:30:34How are you, Diddy?
00:30:35I'm okay, thanks.
00:30:36How are you?
00:30:37Oh, the better for hearing a familiar voice.
00:30:42I went to the Clutie well today.
00:30:44What, not receive?
00:30:45Aye.
00:30:47Did you hang some clothes up?
00:30:48Yeah, I took like a bit of my t-shirt and then put it in the water and then tied
00:30:52it up.
00:30:52So, we'll see if that does what it's supposed to.
00:30:56I used to take the kids up there when they were little.
00:30:59Oh, yeah.
00:31:01How many kids do you have?
00:31:02Two?
00:31:03Well, they're grown up now.
00:31:05Kids of their own.
00:31:06How many grandkids do you have?
00:31:09Well, I don't want to talk about that.
00:31:12I don't like them coming round and seeing me like this.
00:31:18They want to put me in a hole, Charlotte.
00:31:22I'm a nuisance to them.
00:31:26Look, I'm sure you're not a nuisance.
00:31:31They probably just want you to be looked after properly.
00:31:36I'm on my own now.
00:31:40My life is gone.
00:31:49I'm a burden to my children.
00:31:53They want rid of me.
00:31:59You're not a burden on me.
00:32:01I like talking to you.
00:32:03Do you?
00:32:04Aye.
00:32:05I do.
00:32:06I don't really have anyone to talk to either.
00:32:09Like I try to, I talk to them.
00:32:11But when I try to, it's like they can't hear me.
00:32:15I can't tell if they can't hear me or they're ignoring me.
00:32:18Either way, it's like the world's gone deaf.
00:32:21How old are you, Charlotte?
00:32:2424.
00:32:25You must have friends you can talk to.
00:32:28Not really.
00:32:30Everyone I get through to tends to...
00:32:36Why did you go to the glutey well, Charlotte?
00:32:42To heal.
00:32:44Apparently it's supposed to...
00:32:45Like do that.
00:32:48Now you aren't hurting yourself, are you?
00:32:50Nah.
00:32:52Not letting other people do that to me.
00:32:54Sometimes it feels like I'm...
00:32:56Like I'm asking people to do that to me.
00:32:59You should take responsibility for your own life.
00:33:03Yep, that's depressing.
00:33:04Speaking of which, any plans for Christmas?
00:33:06Oh, just a quiet one this year.
00:33:10Why don't you invite your family round for dinner?
00:33:14Oh, no, no.
00:33:16They won't want to see me.
00:33:19It should be a happy day.
00:33:20I wouldn't want to take that away from them.
00:33:25You know,
00:33:27I still set a place for Edith on the table.
00:33:30Who's Edith?
00:33:31My wife.
00:33:34I'm not scaring you, am I, Charlotte?
00:33:46I'm not scaring you, am I, Charlotte?
00:33:48My wife.
00:34:13Are you right now?
00:34:16I was doing good.
00:34:40I'm back!
00:34:42Not getting rid of you that easily!
00:34:46What?
00:34:46What the f***?
00:34:49His dad's been taking the hospital again.
00:34:55I'll go out to the hospital with him then.
00:34:57We're going out first thing in the morning.
00:35:00Don't you have church in the morning?
00:35:05I'll figure it out.
00:35:07Will you?
00:35:08Yeah.
00:35:09When are you going to figure out telling them that you're gay?
00:35:12Excuse me.
00:35:14You should probably tell them about Alistair at some point.
00:35:17I f***ing think you are.
00:35:19I'm someone that cares about Alistair.
00:35:21And cares about his well-being.
00:35:22Yes, so do I, and I think you should go home.
00:35:24I should be here for Alistair.
00:35:27Well, I'm going to spend the night with him.
00:35:29Then I'll spend the night in his dad's bed.
00:35:33In case he needs me.
00:35:34No one needs you.
00:35:36He wants to be with me.
00:35:38Then just go home.
00:35:39At least I'm not ashamed of him.
00:35:44Night.
00:35:46He wants to be with me.
00:35:49And he asks you about to be with him.
00:35:52I see the accident.
00:35:54And I'm glad you need a bargain.
00:35:59I'm glad you're with him.
00:36:00Oh, hold on.
00:36:01We look at my jack.
00:36:03This is double-legged.
00:36:05I'm glad you're with him.
00:36:07I'm glad you're with him.
00:36:09The upper track is little.
00:36:13Control, this is unit 83 Foxtrot, can I have a PNC vehicle check please?
00:36:23What is the unit 83 Foxtrot?
00:36:44I just passed away.
00:36:53I think you should go now.
00:37:22Oh, it's you.
00:37:33Um, are you leaving?
00:37:36Yeah, yeah, it's time for me to go, but first, we're going to order some room service.
00:37:44Yeah.
00:37:46It's really early.
00:37:47Is there still time for a cup of tea?
00:37:48Yeah, I know, I've got to get my tickets.
00:37:51Okay, well, um, see you then.
00:38:02What's your name?
00:38:04My what?
00:38:05What's your name?
00:38:06Say what?
00:38:07I can't, I can't quite.
00:38:08Don't you even want to know my name?
00:38:35Ah, there you are.
00:38:38Right, Jim, we need to do something with that garden.
00:38:41It's a bombsite.
00:38:42It's out the back.
00:38:43No one can see it.
00:38:44That's why I've left it to now to sort out, but I'm sick of having to pull the back curtains
00:38:48any time I have a guest.
00:38:50Oh, you should get blinds.
00:38:51Oh, my God.
00:38:52See, we don't have the money for all this.
00:38:53You're meant to be here five minutes ago.
00:38:55I do enough for everyone else.
00:39:00Five minutes.
00:39:02You know you've got five minutes.
00:39:06Dolly, it's your dad's work party.
00:39:11Come on, everybody wants to see you there.
00:39:13Come on, everybody wants to see you there.
00:39:21Come on, everybody wants to see you there.
00:39:26Are you getting your dress on?
00:39:28I'm putting a dress on.
00:39:30Woo-hoo!
00:39:31That's my girl.
00:39:49Hi.
00:39:50Hi, Marie, how are you?
00:39:52No bad.
00:39:52Yourself?
00:39:53Not bad.
00:39:55Great.
00:39:55I don't think I took my boyfriend in my car.
00:39:57Have you got a car?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:00And a boyfriend.
00:40:02Nice.
00:40:03But I'm drunk.
00:40:04What?
00:40:05Well, you can't drive home now, can you?
00:40:07I'm wicked drunk.
00:40:08Woo!
00:40:09We are drunken.
00:40:12That's enough, Marie.
00:40:13Come on, let's get you some stories.
00:40:16Oh, my God.
00:40:17Oh, my God.
00:40:19Oh, my God.
00:40:20Oh, my God.
00:40:20Oh, my God.
00:40:21Oh, my God.
00:40:23Oh, my God.
00:40:23Oh, my God.
00:40:23Oh, my God.
00:40:25Oh, my God.
00:40:26Oh, my God.
00:40:26That's far in time to punch through again.
00:40:32Ohh!
00:40:33It's my girl princess.
00:40:36Oh, my God.
00:40:37Oh, my God.
00:40:38Oh, my God.
00:41:56Hello?
00:42:03What are you doing here?
00:42:08Come here all the time.
00:42:14What are you doing here?
00:42:29I read about it on the internet.
00:42:41What did it say?
00:42:45It's as if they're full.
00:42:48It doesn't go in the train and finish you off.
00:42:56What are you doing here?
00:43:34Let's move to California.
00:43:37What?
00:43:38We'd have to wear sunblock every day.
00:43:41Get a massive fridge.
00:43:42With loads of bottled water in it.
00:43:45And a garbage disposal.
00:43:47And therapists.
00:43:48Oh my god, I need to talk to my shrink.
00:43:51Seriously?
00:43:53We could just...
00:43:56Yeah?
00:44:06I don't have a passport.
00:44:12We could just go to the post office and get one.
00:44:18I can't afford it.
00:44:24So what's with the...
00:44:26This stuff?
00:44:42I'm about to start taking some hormones.
00:44:46To become a girl.
00:44:48To become a girl.
00:44:48Obviously.
00:44:51What?
00:44:53But...
00:44:53The doctor says I have to live as a woman for a year
00:44:56before I can get the full operation.
00:44:59Wait a minute.
00:44:59You've actually been to the doctor?
00:45:01Hi.
00:45:05Hi.
00:45:09Um...
00:45:11What does Ben think about it?
00:45:16I haven't told him.
00:45:21He's probably going to know us at some point.
00:45:25Well, we haven't really been speaking a lot recently.
00:45:31How come?
00:45:40Because I think the church knows about me.
00:45:45They can't be in the church if they know about you.
00:45:50Is that why you're thinking about sex change?
00:45:52No, of course not.
00:45:53Wait a minute.
00:45:53You're literally changing your gender to be with this guy.
00:46:00I'm not.
00:46:00Then why are you doing this?
00:46:04Why the...
00:46:08Can you help me please?
00:46:23Oh.
00:46:31Right.
00:46:32Well, first of all, we are taking this off.
00:46:34Okay.
00:46:36So...
00:46:42Is that what you...
00:46:43What do you say?
00:46:48Okay.
00:46:49You've got good eyes.
00:46:51I was thinking.
00:46:55I was thinking either Alice or Ali.
00:47:04I like Ali.
00:47:11You're probably laughing.
00:47:13Because I don't think that you am gonna talk about it.
00:47:28If you don't think about it.
00:47:29You don't think that's why...
00:47:31I'm ready to say, we'll probably show them as soon as soon as soon as you go.
00:48:03Oh my God!
00:48:05Yeah!
00:48:07Hey!
00:48:09Hey!
00:48:10You're back!
00:48:12You're back, you f******!
00:48:50Alistair!
00:48:55Here.
00:48:56Here.
00:48:57Okay.
00:48:57Okay.
00:48:59Here come on.
00:49:00Come on.
00:49:00Come on.
00:49:00Come on.
00:49:01Come on.
00:49:28Come on, wipe it on it.
00:49:48My ex-wife has this beautiful house.
00:49:57She's putting our daughter through private school.
00:50:00I'm not even allowed to pick her up because I don't have a nice enough car.
00:50:14I'm supposed to be a man.
00:50:17And I know it's modern times and blah, blah, blah, but that doesn't change my primal instinct
00:50:27to provide.
00:50:34And I'm failing now too.
00:50:48I'm failing.
00:50:52My life was supposed to be different.
00:51:06Can we just go?
00:51:09No.
00:51:14No.
00:51:18No.
00:51:22No.
00:51:24No.
00:51:24No.
00:51:25No.
00:51:26No.
00:51:26No.
00:51:30No.
00:51:42No.
00:51:45No.
00:51:47No.
00:51:48No.
00:51:49No.
00:52:39I can only dance when I'm drunk.
00:53:00You can't go.
00:53:02I'm going to go get this train.
00:53:04No, you can't.
00:53:09You can't do that because it's not fair.
00:53:17It's not fair.
00:53:18Yeah, come on.
00:53:30It's not fair on the ones that you leave behind.
00:53:32Life should show us so much more.
00:53:37I think I'm away.
00:53:40I think I'm away.
00:53:43I think I'm away.
00:53:50I think I'm away.
00:54:09It's Lucy.
00:54:13Lucy.
00:54:23I'm Dale.
00:54:46Well, she likes your walk.
00:54:49She would come home with a weekly shopping and her hands would be a red roll.
00:54:54She'd walk all the way home from the town and come in looking happy in spite of being told and
00:55:00tired.
00:55:00I don't think much of it at the time.
00:55:05I used to watch her rub a hand creak.
00:55:07Well, she always had this cream next to her chair in the living room where she'd rub this cream in
00:55:13to soothe the dry bits on her palms from the plastic bags.
00:55:19I shouldn't have let her walk like that and every time I think about it, it breaks my heart.
00:55:29Could you have saved her?
00:55:31No.
00:55:32She was taken from me.
00:55:36Good.
00:55:38That's easier.
00:55:43It's too cramped.
00:55:44I'm sick of the clutter in this house.
00:55:45I want rid of it.
00:55:47I'll stop it out.
00:55:48Oh, aye, aye.
00:55:49I want it all before.
00:55:50I want rid of it.
00:55:51She never plays it.
00:55:52I did try to once.
00:55:53We need the space.
00:55:54Do you remember what you did?
00:55:57You don't even like me.
00:55:58What do we need the space for?
00:55:59Thanks for you.
00:56:00Don't jump.
00:56:04It's too long.
00:56:05Don't use it.
00:56:35I can help you.
00:56:45Hi.
00:56:46Hi.
00:56:46Hey.
00:56:49Would you step this way?
00:56:50I would love to.
00:56:51But actually, I've got to work.
00:56:52No, just for a second.
00:56:53I just need to have a quick word with you, Lucy.
00:56:54These are all out of order.
00:56:56Please don't sack me.
00:56:58Come on.
00:56:59Please don't sack me.
00:57:03there's there's nothing i can do but yeah i mean you've got to understand you were off work for
00:57:08for five days in a row i mean you didn't come in once shut up i don't give i don't
00:57:14get paid to give
00:57:15him okay i mean i can see i can understand that you're angry but i'm gonna have to let you
00:57:19go
00:57:20no no no no no no no no no no i'm sorry i wish there was something why are you
00:57:36so happy all the time
00:57:41what like why is it that every time i look over at you from the cheese counter you're smiling
00:57:47uh i don't know i have a good life stop smiling because you don't have a good life
00:57:52you work in a supermarket with your mom yeah well i mean i'm lucky to have a job there's lots
00:57:59of people
00:57:59at the moment that don't so how can you settle for that what do you mean stop smiling
00:58:06stop smiling i'm not i'm not smiling i'm not smiling i'm not smiling i'm not smiling i'm not
00:58:14it's shit it's no it's not shit
00:58:18it's
00:58:21and the cheese
00:58:30started to get these weird bits of fat at the top of my legs at the back it's horrible
00:58:35like foreign bodies like living under my arse is it really bothering you yeah it looks all warped
00:58:41and deformed does ryan mind he hasn't mentioned it then why do you mind it's not about him it's
00:58:46about me no you want to look good for him you dress up for him you do this shit to
00:58:51your nails for
00:58:52him you dress up too yeah but not for a man no for lots of men
00:58:59aha so less judgment on me
00:59:04look you're worrying about your weight because you want to have kids with ryan and keep him around to
00:59:07help you raise the where does this even come from ryan doesn't want more kids we're past that now but
00:59:10are
00:59:11you those kids aren't yours and i take care of them like their mom don't you want something more
00:59:18something
00:59:32donna
00:59:36it's coming up for a year now
00:59:42donna can't go away you're not allowed in here out
00:59:45donna can't go away you're not allowed in here out
00:59:46donna do you want to try the shellac
00:59:54hello earth to lucy
01:00:01what the fuck is shellac it's a gel that stays on for a few weeks but it's hard to get
01:00:07off if you have
01:00:08to soak your nails in acetone and then cover your nails with pads and tinfoil
01:00:41it's a lot of friends with me
01:01:04Do you fancy going uptown, doing a wee bit of shopping?
01:01:09I don't know.
01:01:11We need some quality time, you and me.
01:01:13It'll be good.
01:01:18I like it.
01:01:19What do you think?
01:01:21I think it's sensational.
01:01:26I think I'll go for it.
01:01:28What, are you getting it now?
01:01:29Yes.
01:01:30Come here.
01:01:34Come here.
01:01:35Okay.
01:01:36So I'm going to need you to take it out in your name.
01:01:39Um, why?
01:01:39Because I've got too much stuff on credit under my name.
01:01:42But I don't want the debt for this thing.
01:01:43Look, I'll pay for it.
01:01:44I just need your name to get it on credit.
01:01:46But you've already got too much stuff, so like, how are you going to pay for this?
01:01:51My name is Blacklisted, all right?
01:01:53I can't get anything on credit from any shops anymore, so I really need you to put your
01:01:56name on this and I will pay it off straight away.
01:01:59Why does you even need a new couch?
01:02:01Because I've got some of the girls coming around and I'm wanting the place nice.
01:02:05You seem just like your father.
01:02:08But he wasn't complaining when I got him his flat screen telly.
01:02:11Why do you care so much about what those ladies think?
01:02:14You know what?
01:02:14You're a social climber.
01:02:15You never grew up in a one-bed shithole with seven other kids in an outdoor toilet.
01:02:21Because I made sure of that.
01:02:28Is that why you only had one child?
01:02:35I wish you didn't do that to me.
01:02:37Excuse me?
01:02:38I can't, like, talk to anyone.
01:02:42You can talk to me.
01:02:43No, I can't talk to you.
01:02:47Look, let's just get this back to the house and we'll sit back down.
01:02:52And not a wrong night.
01:02:57Ann, your father is on a need-to-know basis.
01:03:03Of course.
01:03:26Hello. How are you today?
01:03:31Eh, not bad. Yourself?
01:03:34We're in the area to discuss the Bible with you.
01:03:36With all the terrible events going on in the world, a lot of people are questioning whether God exists or
01:03:41cares about the human race.
01:03:42Would you agree with this?
01:03:48Would you agree with this?
01:03:53I'm confused.
01:03:56Are you fed on them?
01:04:00You're making me do something this.
01:04:04What's wrong?
01:04:08They're brainwashing you, but make you f***ing crazy.
01:04:11I'm sorry.
01:04:16Well, they've put you back on the Prozac because I can see it in your eyes.
01:04:27Don't go back to the church, please.
01:04:28Please.
01:04:31Please don't leave me.
01:04:34Get off me.
01:04:35I don't f***ing need you.
01:04:37Just get off me doing this, please.
01:04:45Look at you.
01:04:49I don't even know what you are anymore.
01:04:54You're a freak.
01:05:02You're manipulating me into committing a sin with you because you don't want to be alone in it.
01:05:10And you don't have anyone to save you.
01:05:18I'm loving you.
01:05:21And I'm asking you to love me back and maybe we can be happy.
01:05:31Because I love you.
01:05:38I forgive you.
01:05:56In the afterlife, we can offer you paradise on air.
01:06:01That is for you to keep.
01:06:03And inside the leaflet is all the details of the church.
01:06:06If you'd give it a read, we'd be very grateful.
01:06:08And you could come back round next week and hear your thoughts.
01:06:17Okay, well, thank you for your time.
01:06:52I don't want to add some advice on our show.
01:06:52That's not true.
01:06:55You've got me.
01:06:57You've got me.
01:06:58A long journey I Believe, you wanna know where your demons are going to be.
01:07:04You've got me at risk.
01:07:06You can't try to win a game on your own nights.
01:07:13Yes, it's negative.
01:07:15I've found the person who has now released symptoms.
01:07:16You've got me at risk.
01:08:01Oh, is that what it is?
01:08:03Hold the shape of your boots.
01:08:05Like a shoe treat, but for her boots.
01:08:07Right in there.
01:08:08Lucy, you're looking a wee bit puffy at the moment.
01:08:11What?
01:08:12What?
01:08:13The bags under your eyes are starting to look.
01:08:16You're starting to dominate.
01:08:19Dominate.
01:08:20I've got an amazing cream that would help us tremendously.
01:08:24The eye cream of the shopping channel.
01:08:26Aye, it's taken years off me.
01:08:28I could do the same for you.
01:08:29No thanks.
01:08:30My pleasure, since I'm over with Susan.
01:08:33You won't get a boyfriend like that, hiking behind those things.
01:08:37And that, yes, I think, I think that's...
01:08:43Oh, my God.
01:08:50Oh, my God.
01:08:53Oh, my God.
01:08:58Oh, my God.
01:09:00Oh, my God.
01:09:06Oh, my God.
01:09:06Oh, my God.
01:09:06Oh, my God.
01:09:06Oh, my God.
01:09:07Oh, my God.
01:09:08Oh, my God.
01:09:10Oh, my God.
01:09:13Oh, my God.
01:09:15Oh, my God.
01:10:17We've got any music.
01:10:18Who are you?
01:10:20Who am I?
01:10:24Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:10:26Oh, she spits.
01:10:30Party's just beginning.
01:10:32Party's just beginning.
01:10:46Okay.
01:10:48I'm sorry.
01:12:45I did what you said.
01:12:46I invited the kids over.
01:12:49Did you?
01:12:50I did.
01:12:51Was it nice to see the grandkids?
01:12:53It was nice having a bit of life running about the house.
01:12:58The eldest is very musical.
01:13:00I didn't know that.
01:13:03The grandkids have an old piano and he was straight on it and playing all the songs he'd been learning.
01:13:08Why?
01:13:09Even had me singing alone.
01:13:10I'd take something, I'm telling you.
01:13:14My granddad used to have an organ.
01:13:16He used to play it when I was a wee kid.
01:13:18I'd say playing, but it was probably like bashing on the keys.
01:13:21And then my dad bought this old out-of-tune piano and he always said that he was going to
01:13:25play it and then he never did.
01:13:26So I would, like, sneak up there and start playing it.
01:13:32I loved it.
01:13:37Me and my mate, we used to do karaoke all the time and we always had this.
01:13:42We always said that we would, like, move to California and get really suntanned and...
01:13:47I was going to make all the money at night playing the piano in nightclubs and then he was going
01:13:52to come down and sing.
01:13:53And then we'd have enough money to live in the warm.
01:13:57Would have been good.
01:13:59It sounds great, actually.
01:14:02Did you have a nice Christmas?
01:14:07Well, I went to sleep with three random guys and then woke up covered in bruises and love bites.
01:14:11But my mum didn't burn the turkey, so you win some, you lose some.
01:14:14What happened?
01:14:15I don't know. I blacked out.
01:14:18Well, do you think you might have been raped, Charlotte?
01:14:23No, no. I chose to go.
01:14:25Why do you think you chose to go with him?
01:14:27I don't know.
01:14:29I don't f***ing know.
01:14:32Well, I mean, I wasn't even there.
01:14:33I mean, I was. I was laying in the bed, but, like, I wasn't.
01:14:36Because I was in, like, a different drunken dimension dreaming myself away.
01:14:40Well, it's time to wake up now.
01:14:47I wasn't always like this.
01:14:50You're only at the beginning.
01:14:53It's all to come.
01:14:57Was it worth it?
01:14:58Like, like, like, was it worth it?
01:15:04I still see the place where Edith and the demon.
01:15:09Well, if I didn't do that, it would be like she disappeared without a trace.
01:15:18Edith.
01:15:20Are you there, Edith?
01:15:26I'm tired.
01:15:32I love you.
01:15:33I love you, too.
01:15:39Time to go to sleep now.
01:15:41I love you, too.
01:16:21I love you.
01:16:38Oh, I heard...
01:16:45I hear it.
01:16:51Arrgh...
01:16:55Eight?
01:16:56Eight.
01:17:05I don't know.
01:17:45I don't know.
01:17:57What's that, Librarian Coleman?
01:18:40What's that, Librarian Coleman?
01:19:00What's that, Librarian Coleman?
01:19:33What's that, Librarian Coleman?
01:19:52I don't think you were doing that to me.
01:19:56I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.
01:20:01Okay.
01:20:07Okay.
01:20:08Enough.
01:20:19Okay.
01:20:49Okay.
01:21:19Okay.
01:21:57Hello.
01:21:58How is the ceremony?
01:22:00What?
01:22:01Alistair's ceremony.
01:22:09Why are you asking that?
01:22:12Because I never went.
01:22:15It was nice.
01:22:18Proper religious though.
01:22:24Do y'all go out and just get f***ing smashed?
01:22:27Yeah.
01:22:29Will you do my nails?
01:22:31Finally.
01:22:34Right.
01:22:36Well, see you.
01:22:48Only paid a 670.
01:23:07They need it.
01:23:07Are you mad?
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