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The Party's Just Beginning 2018 ‧ Comedy⧸Drama [Full Movie] [Recommended]Full EP - Full
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00:00:28Transcribed by ESO, translated by —
00:00:30I'm not going back to see them. I'm not going back to see them.
00:00:33You could only have a truce.
00:00:36One suggestion.
00:00:38All my breasts!
00:00:41I don't want to go and see them again.
00:00:42He's a well-as-cocks flat.
00:00:44A town like this tends to lead itself to an overactive imagination.
00:00:48Ever sit in a solitary place and imagine so hard,
00:00:51you begin to question what the difference is between imagining and living.
00:00:54I can't bust you, I'm fine, man.
00:00:55Just me then.
00:00:56Think about it. Why are we settling for such blazing virality?
00:01:00I can offer you a life more magic than any mushroom ever picks.
00:01:03Better than every puppet sky gets hailed in every nest all at once.
00:01:06So come on!
00:01:07Huh? Who's with me?
00:01:08Ah, you gobshite.
00:01:09Like, I'm not trying to start a cult, and if I am, like, it's the cult of the mind.
00:01:14It's all there for us in our heads, so join me in starting a new existence within ourselves.
00:01:19Woo!
00:01:22Okay, so no one wants to be my cult.
00:01:24I feel fair enough like it doesn't matter anyway, because I can just imagine it.
00:01:27So...
00:01:27There.
00:01:28I was just feeling generous.
00:01:30Thought I'd share the secret to a perfect existence, but guess what?
00:01:34No one's listening!
00:01:37You're lost.
00:01:38Trouble is, the closer I get to being able to conjure up real emotions from daydreams,
00:01:42is the closer I get to realising that I might as well be dead.
00:01:46This one goes out to Alistair.
00:01:48Thank you for leaving me!
00:01:51That was a big joke, I'm sorry.
00:02:20Thanks, Paul.
00:02:21I don't know.
00:02:21It's all.
00:02:29It's all I can do.
00:02:30Oh, God.
00:02:30Yeah, I love you, yeah.
00:02:36I love you, you know.
00:02:37Thank you, everyone.
00:02:39It's very nice.
00:02:39I love you.
00:02:39I love you, bro.
00:02:40I love you.
00:02:40I love you, bro.
00:02:42I love you, and I love you, bro.
00:04:45Hey, Charlie, shut up!
00:04:52Up!
00:05:06You got any mortadella?
00:05:11No, we don't stock mortadella.
00:05:46Then I looked at the catalogue and the price was just for the table.
00:05:49You had to pay for the chair separately, because after that we were looking at £300, £400, when we thought
00:05:53it was just £150.
00:05:54And the floor was £300.
00:05:56It's nice, isn't it?
00:05:57It's really modern.
00:05:59Ryan didn't want it, but then Kelly across the road got it and then suddenly he wanted it.
00:06:03So I didn't really know what to do, but then his mum bought the table and she was for us
00:06:06anyway.
00:06:11Donna, I can't go away when I come.
00:06:13You're not allowed in here!
00:06:14Go and play or something!
00:06:15You can't tell me what to do.
00:06:16Do you want me to tell your dad?
00:06:18Play!
00:06:19Now!
00:06:20You ever going to have any of your own?
00:06:22No.
00:06:22I'm not really bothered.
00:06:35Aurora Borealis!
00:06:38She's coming!
00:06:40Aurora Borealis!
00:06:40Aurora Borealis!
00:06:42Aurora Borealis!
00:06:43Aurora Borealis!
00:06:43Aurora Borealis!
00:06:43Aurora Borealis!
00:06:44Aurora Borealis!
00:06:45Aurora Borealis!
00:06:45Aurora Borealis!
00:06:46Aurora Borealis!
00:06:48Aurora Borealis!
00:06:48Aurora Borealis!
00:06:51Aurora Borealis!
00:06:51Aurora Borealis!
00:06:52Aurora Borealis!
00:06:53I can put all my camping gear in the back, I can put my kayaking stuff and just take me
00:06:56over as long as I'm left.
00:06:58For a vehicle this size, this baby is nimble.
00:07:01I can take a turn on this going 56 miles now.
00:07:52I can take a turn on this.
00:08:25Hello?
00:08:26Put down the phone.
00:08:27Why?
00:08:28Hang up.
00:08:33Pick up the phone.
00:08:34Yes, mother.
00:08:37Another helpline caller.
00:08:39I really wish your father would get his finger out of his arse and change our number.
00:08:43He takes so long to do anything.
00:08:45How long have I been asking him about painting the back wall in the living room?
00:08:49It takes a year to turn around that man.
00:08:51Have you been taking your tablet?
00:08:54No.
00:08:54Really?
00:08:55No, I haven't.
00:08:56I can't swallow pills.
00:08:57It's physically impossible for me without gagging and throwing up.
00:09:00My throat says no.
00:09:01The doctor said you'd see a big improvement.
00:09:04I don't want those weird pill space cadet eyes.
00:09:06I'd rather just drink like you.
00:09:07These people know what they're talking about.
00:09:09Dr. Smith was the one who-
00:09:11At least I know what I'm at with alcohol.
00:09:13And he's right.
00:09:14I mean-
00:09:15You and Dr. Smith just want to brush it all under the-
00:09:18He said that?
00:09:18I saw him at Bingo and-
00:09:20He actually said that?
00:09:21You don't have any hobbies or real part-
00:09:23I know about cheese?
00:09:24You look great.
00:09:25Excuse me?
00:09:26But worst of all, you don't have a boyfriend.
00:09:30You should have a boyfriend by now.
00:09:32And what's wrong with cheese?
00:09:33Just worry about you that time.
00:09:34And I am really trying to make that mean something to me.
00:09:37At your age, I was already pregnant with you.
00:09:42So-
00:11:13Have you done it again?
00:11:15No.
00:11:16No, we haven't.
00:11:27Hello?
00:11:30Anyone?
00:11:33Chinese for dinner.
00:11:39It's getting cold.
00:11:59Hello?
00:12:01Hello?
00:12:01Is this the help line?
00:12:03No, you've got the wrong number.
00:12:04Oh.
00:12:05Okay.
00:12:06Hello?
00:12:06Hello?
00:12:06Hello?
00:12:07Hello?
00:12:12Hello?
00:12:12I'm.
00:12:25Oh.
00:12:26Hello?
00:12:30Oh.
00:12:32Oh.
00:12:33Oh.
00:17:30I'm sorry.
00:17:34It's so aggressive.
00:17:35What, the pigs?
00:17:36Aye, because you know, gangsters apparently have pig forms.
00:17:41So that when they kill someone, they can use the pigs to eat their bodies.
00:17:47Pigs eat humans?
00:17:49Aye, and for gangsters and that, so they don't get caught.
00:17:53Because there's no evidence there.
00:17:54That's dark. That's dark as f***ing.
00:17:56That's how it happens.
00:17:57What time does this thing for Scotland's repeat start?
00:17:59It starts in half an hour.
00:18:01Right, then we have to take these now.
00:18:04Yes, yes we do.
00:18:05So we're coming up for the first song.
00:18:06I'm off if yous are going to be grinning all day.
00:18:08You know what?
00:18:12What?
00:18:13You've got a bad attitude.
00:18:15It's so mature, honestly.
00:18:17They're going to stay and watch you mix drugs and it's just not good.
00:18:23Mixed?
00:18:26Can't even come on.
00:18:28Wait, I don't even taste it.
00:18:30Wait, how's the taste?
00:18:33Give me the taste.
00:18:34Oh, that's cold.
00:18:35Oh, that's disgusting.
00:18:39I can't believe you don't have a CD player.
00:18:42Seriously, who doesn't have a CD player?
00:18:45Me?
00:18:48It's so weird.
00:18:51Just make your own music.
00:18:56I bent, okay?
00:18:57Look, he's not coming over, is he?
00:18:59No, how?
00:19:00Yeah.
00:19:02You know what it's like?
00:19:03We can't really, like, talk properly when he's here.
00:19:07Yeah, we can't.
00:19:09No, we can't.
00:19:10Your responses are all like...
00:19:15Oh, this is offensive.
00:19:18Shut up.
00:19:19Like, you're different.
00:19:20I don't know.
00:19:21You're just, like, not you.
00:19:22I'm more me.
00:19:23I can be myself with them.
00:19:29I can be myself around you.
00:19:31Thought you were the same with me.
00:19:33Oh, aye, but it's different.
00:19:36I'm close to him than anyone.
00:19:37No.
00:19:38What about your dad?
00:19:41Well, what about him?
00:19:44Doesn't he have a CD player or literally anything
00:19:47that we can play some f***ing music on?
00:19:50No.
00:19:51He just has that police gun.
00:19:53He started off as a precaution,
00:19:55now he listens to it like music.
00:19:58What?
00:19:59I don't know what's that.
00:20:01Ow!
00:20:02Oh, my God, I'm sensitive to pigs.
00:20:05I had a bad experience in my childhood.
00:20:07Don't do that.
00:20:07Oh, I don't even want to know.
00:20:09I just got these in.
00:20:11They're called ballet slippers.
00:20:14They'll make good money from these decent amount of MDMA.
00:20:17Hells make me horny.
00:20:19I haven't had sex in ages.
00:20:21Ugh.
00:20:22Why, ugh?
00:20:24What's, ugh?
00:20:25I'm lucky me and Ben have such a healthy sex life.
00:20:28We've been doing it, like, twice a day.
00:20:32Doesn't it hurt?
00:20:33What?
00:20:34Sex.
00:20:34I mean, it must be pretty shit to know there's guaranteed pain every time you have sex.
00:20:38How would you know if it's painful?
00:20:40Plus, we don't even do anal.
00:20:42Then, how do you have sex?
00:20:45We... rub.
00:20:50What?
00:20:52Sex doesn't mean purely penetration.
00:20:54Sex is everything, all of it.
00:20:56Just because I don't let him **** doesn't mean...
00:20:58You've never had sex?
00:21:00Yeah.
00:21:02You've never had sex?
00:21:07Was he told the church he's gay yet?
00:21:09No.
00:21:14I think I'm starting to come up.
00:21:17Mmmmm.
00:21:19Ah!
00:21:20I went to see her and she was just lying there, you know, she wasn't really conscious.
00:21:26And I remember saying at one moment, what do I say to her, you know?
00:21:29And...
00:21:30I, eh...
00:21:31I sang to her and, eh...
00:21:34As I was singing, she...
00:21:37She blasted me.
00:21:44She's a ****.
00:21:51You could do this.
00:21:52I want to be her.
00:21:54Act now!
00:21:55You're better than her.
00:21:56I'm better than her.
00:21:57You got it!
00:21:58Sing the sun!
00:21:59Ah!
00:22:03Ah!
00:22:05Ah!
00:22:05Ah!
00:22:06Ah!
00:22:07Ah!
00:22:08Ah!
00:22:08Ah!
00:22:25Ah!
00:22:30Ah!
00:22:32Ah!
00:22:35Ah!
00:22:39Ah!
00:22:41Ah!
00:22:48The room's going back to normal.
00:22:52Mmmmmmm
00:22:59Let's never go right there...
00:23:15hello
00:23:20hello
00:23:21hi
00:23:22hi
00:23:24who's this
00:23:25who's this
00:23:31charlotte
00:23:33are you a helper charlotte
00:23:36no you've got the wrong number
00:23:38the helpline is 49626
00:23:41i'll bet you're having a right laugh about this
00:23:44no it's one digit off it's an easy mistake to make
00:23:47you'll be laughing about this with your friends will you
00:23:50no i'm not laughing we get these calls all the time
00:23:54i was ringing the wrong bloody number this whole time
00:23:58it took me ages to pluck up the courage to do this
00:24:02well i'm sorry you got me
00:24:04i've been building up to it for months
00:24:11here come
00:24:14i feel like an idiot
00:24:17are you laughing at me charlotte
00:24:19no
00:24:21well i'm too embarrassed to talk to anyone about this
00:24:26like what
00:24:29i want to go to sleep
00:24:31for a very long time
00:24:36so do i
00:24:39well i wasn't expecting that
00:24:45so what's big hoo-ha with sleep
00:24:53no we don't stock mortadella
00:24:57morning miss
00:25:03um
00:25:04how do you like
00:25:05how did you find me
00:25:07oh there's only a couple supermarkets in towns
00:25:09oh
00:25:10what time you get off
00:25:11i think i finished in like
00:25:13five minutes
00:25:14great
00:25:16i'll wait outside
00:25:17okay
00:25:19great
00:25:45when are you leaving
00:25:46i don't know
00:25:48i didn't get a return ticket
00:25:52oh
00:25:53but the sun goes down early here
00:25:57does it
00:26:00hello
00:26:01hey darling
00:26:03god what a smart girl
00:26:06i'm so proud of you
00:26:09that's great
00:26:12absolutely
00:26:13and
00:26:14yeah i'll be back soon
00:26:16i know i know
00:26:17wonderful i'll hold my hand on public
00:26:18yeah
00:26:21i can't even look
00:26:24for a couple days
00:26:26yeah i know i've been going a while
00:26:27but i'll be back soon
00:26:28you said you'd tell the church
00:26:30please
00:26:31we're having a good night
00:26:33yeah
00:26:33i will i will
00:26:35with santa
00:26:39aww
00:26:39thanks for calling
00:26:43okay
00:26:44i love you
00:26:48how old is your daughter
00:26:52oh she's eight
00:26:54she's climbing the walls
00:26:55because it's almost christmas
00:27:01it gets expensive when they get older
00:27:05you don't want to hear about that
00:27:06no you
00:27:08i do
00:27:11she wants a mobile
00:27:12she's eight
00:27:13and she wants a mobile phone
00:27:16what about her man
00:27:17oh she's set
00:27:18that's probably why she left me
00:27:22good luck getting down
00:27:23oh come on
00:27:24it's your room
00:27:24alistair please
00:27:26why am i room
00:27:28alistair don't start this
00:27:29tonight
00:27:29when are you going to tell the church
00:27:31when are you going to tell your dad
00:27:37oh
00:27:51my leg
00:27:53oh it's gotten numb
00:27:56i've been sitting here too long
00:27:58how long have you been playing that thing
00:28:02four days
00:28:08alistair
00:28:15help me
00:28:15alistair
00:28:16help me
00:28:20help me
00:28:21I'm sorry.
00:28:22I'm sorry.
00:28:32I'm sorry.
00:28:36I'm sorry.
00:28:46Ooh.
00:28:47God, God.
00:28:4813 again.
00:28:49Oh, no!
00:28:52No!
00:28:53No!
00:28:54Me!
00:29:01Cold!
00:29:19Stop it.
00:29:20Hey.
00:29:27Oh!
00:29:30Oh!
00:29:31I don't know.
00:29:36Oh.
00:29:37We are so excited!
00:29:43Oh.
00:29:44Oh.
00:29:44Oh.
00:30:31Hello.
00:30:32Hi Charlotte. How are you today?
00:30:35I'm okay thanks. How are you?
00:30:37Oh, the better for hearing a familiar voice.
00:30:41I went to the Clutty well today.
00:30:46Did you hang some clothes up?
00:30:48Yeah, I took like a bit of my t-shirt and then put it in the water and then tied
00:30:52it up.
00:30:52So we'll see if that does what it's supposed to.
00:30:56I used to take the kids up there when they were little.
00:30:59Oh yeah. How many kids do you have?
00:31:02Two? Well, they're grown up now. Kids of their own.
00:31:06How many grandkids do you have?
00:31:09Well, I don't want to talk about that.
00:31:12I don't like them coming round and seeing me like this.
00:31:18They want to put me in a hole, Charlotte.
00:31:22I'm a nuisance to them.
00:31:26Look, I'm sure you're not a nuisance.
00:31:31They probably just want you to be looked after properly.
00:31:36I'm on my own now.
00:31:40My life is gone.
00:31:49I'm a burden to my children.
00:31:53They want rid of me.
00:31:59Well, you're not a burden on me.
00:32:01I like talking to you.
00:32:03Do you?
00:32:04Aye.
00:32:05I do.
00:32:07I don't really have anyone to talk to either.
00:32:09Like, I try to talk to them.
00:32:11But when I try to, it's like they can't hear me.
00:32:15I can't tell if they can't hear me or they're ignoring me.
00:32:18Either way, it's like the world's gone deaf.
00:32:21How old are you, Charlotte?
00:32:2424.
00:32:25You must have friends you can talk to.
00:32:28Not really.
00:32:30Everyone I get through to tends to...
00:32:36Why did you go to the beauty well, Charlotte?
00:32:42To heal.
00:32:44Apparently it's supposed to, like, do that.
00:32:48Now, you aren't hurting yourself, are you?
00:32:50Nah.
00:32:52Not letting other people do that to me.
00:32:54Sometimes it feels like I'm...
00:32:56Like I'm asking people to do that to me.
00:32:59You should take responsibility for your own life.
00:33:03Yep, that's depressing.
00:33:04Speaking of which, any plans for Christmas?
00:33:06Oh, just a quiet one this year.
00:33:11Why don't you invite your family round for dinner?
00:33:13Oh, no, no.
00:33:16They won't want to see me.
00:33:18It should be a happy day.
00:33:21I wouldn't want to take that away from them.
00:33:25You know, I still set a place for Edith on the table.
00:33:30Who's Edith?
00:33:31My wife.
00:33:34I'm not scaring you, am I, Charlotte?
00:33:48You know what?
00:34:41I'm back!
00:34:42Not getting rid of me that easily!
00:34:46What?
00:34:48What the f***?
00:34:49His dad's been taking the hospital again.
00:34:55Well, I'll go up to the hospital with him then.
00:34:57We're going up first thing in the morning.
00:35:00Don't you have church in the morning?
00:35:05I'll figure it out.
00:35:07Will you?
00:35:08Yeah.
00:35:09When are you going to figure out telling them that you're gay?
00:35:13Excuse me?
00:35:14You should probably tell them about Alistair at some point.
00:35:17I f***ing think you are.
00:35:19I'm someone that cares about Alistair.
00:35:21And cares about his well-being.
00:35:22Yes, so do I, and I think you should go home.
00:35:24I should be here for Alistair.
00:35:27Well, I'm going to spend the night with him.
00:35:29Then I'll spend the night in his dad's bed.
00:35:32In case he needs me.
00:35:34No one needs you.
00:35:36He wants to be with me, then just go home.
00:35:39At least I'm not ashamed of him.
00:35:44Night.
00:35:46Night.
00:35:47I'll stopット you in the morning.
00:35:49No more than any day.
00:35:51Maybe we'll席 you in the morning.
00:35:52I'll be back to the end of the morning.
00:35:52I'll see the accident here.
00:35:54I'm glad to see the wagon.
00:35:56I'll take it that way.
00:35:58No.
00:36:00No.
00:36:01No.
00:36:01No.
00:36:02No.
00:36:03No.
00:36:05No.
00:36:10No.
00:36:11No.
00:36:13No.
00:36:14No.
00:36:14Street Forkstra, can I have a P&C vehicle check, please?
00:36:21Oh, help!
00:36:29We're here to the next day, Street Forkstra.
00:36:35We're here to the next day, Street Forkstra.
00:36:36Next day, over.
00:36:43We're here to the next day, Street Forkstra.
00:36:44He just passed away.
00:36:53I think you should go now.
00:36:55We're here to the next day, Street Forkstra.
00:37:03We're here to the next day.
00:37:21Oh, it's you.
00:37:33um are you leaving yeah yeah it's time for me to go but first we're gonna order some room service
00:37:44yeah really early just a little time for a cup of tea yeah i know i've um i've gotta get
00:37:50my
00:37:50i've gotta get my tickets okay hi well um see you then
00:38:02what's your name my what what's your name say what i can't i can't quite don't you even want to
00:38:09know my
00:38:37name
00:38:37there you are right gem we need to do something
00:38:39with that garden it's a bombsite it's out the back no one can see it that's why i've left it
00:38:45to
00:38:45now to sort out i'm sick of having to pull the back curtains anytime i have a guest
00:38:50oh we should get blinds oh my god see we don't have the money for all this you're meant to
00:38:54be
00:38:54here five minutes ago i do enough for everyone else
00:39:02you know you've got five minutes
00:39:06dolly it's your dad's work party come on everybody wants to see you there
00:39:26you're getting your dress on i'm putting a dress on
00:39:29woohoo that's my girl
00:39:49hi hi marie how are you no bad yourself not bad great i just picked up my boyfriend in my
00:39:56car
00:39:57have you got a car yeah i'm a boyfriend nice but i'm drunk what you can't drive home now can
00:40:07you
00:40:07i'm weeping drunk
00:40:08woohoo you're drunken
00:40:12that's enough come on let's get some stories
00:40:22oh
00:40:23oh
00:40:24oh
00:40:24oh
00:40:24oh
00:40:25oh
00:40:26oh
00:40:26oh
00:40:26oh
00:40:27oh
00:40:27oh
00:40:28oh
00:40:28oh
00:40:29oh
00:40:29oh
00:40:31oh
00:41:01Let's go!
00:41:02Let's go!
00:41:34Let's go!
00:42:03What are you doing here?
00:42:08I come here all the time.
00:42:14What are you doing here?
00:42:29I read about it on the internet.
00:42:41What did it say?
00:42:45It's as if they're full.
00:42:48It doesn't go in the train and finish you off.
00:42:56What are you doing here?
00:43:40What are you doing here?
00:43:54What are you doing here?
00:43:55What are you doing here?
00:44:19I can't afford it.
00:44:25So what's with the stuff?
00:44:42I'm about to start taking some hormones.
00:44:46To become a girl, obviously.
00:44:53But the doctor says I have to live as a woman for a year before I can get the full
00:44:58operation.
00:44:58Wait a minute, you've actually been to the doctor?
00:45:02Aye.
00:45:05Aye.
00:45:10Um...
00:45:11What does Ben think about it?
00:45:17I haven't told them.
00:45:21He's probably going to know us at some point.
00:45:25Well, we haven't really been speaking a lot recently.
00:45:31How come?
00:45:40I think the church knows about me.
00:45:45We can't be in the church if we know about you.
00:45:50Is that why you're thinking about sex change?
00:45:52No, of course not.
00:45:53Wait a minute.
00:45:53You're literally changing your gender to be with this guy.
00:46:00I'm not.
00:46:01Then why are you doing this?
00:46:04Why that?
00:46:08Can you help me, please?
00:46:32Well, first of all, we are taking this off.
00:46:34Okay, so...
00:46:35Hello.
00:46:42Is that what you...
00:46:43Close your eyes.
00:46:43What'd you say?
00:46:48Okay, you've got good eyes.
00:46:52Okay.
00:46:54What's the one I'm thinking?
00:46:56Just looking at the mark.
00:47:00I was thinking either Alice or Ali.
00:47:05I like Ali.
00:47:11Is that what's gonna be good?
00:47:12Yeah.
00:47:14Yeah.
00:47:22Okay.
00:47:30so
00:47:42good
00:48:03Oh, my God!
00:48:07Hey!
00:48:09Hey!
00:48:10Come back!
00:48:12Come back, you f***ing!
00:48:41Come back!
00:48:49Alistair!
00:48:52Come back!
00:48:55Come back!
00:48:57Okay!
00:48:57Okay!
00:48:59Here, come on!
00:49:00Come on!
00:49:00Come on!
00:49:03You're over here!
00:49:08Hey, stay!
00:49:10Stay!
00:49:12Stay!
00:49:29Come on!
00:49:30Come on!
00:49:31Wipe it on it!
00:49:31Come on!
00:49:32Come on!
00:49:33Come on!
00:49:37Come on!
00:49:47My ex-wife has this beautiful house.
00:49:57She's putting our daughter through private school.
00:50:00I'm not even allowed to pick her up because I don't have a nice enough car.
00:50:14I'm supposed to be a man.
00:50:17I know it's modern times and blah, blah, blah.
00:50:20But that doesn't change my primal instinct to provide.
00:50:30Right?
00:50:36And I'm failing, that's it.
00:50:40And I'm failing, that's it.
00:50:48Failing.
00:50:53My life was...
00:50:56was supposed to be different.
00:51:06Can we...
00:51:07Can we just go?
00:51:39Can we just go, can we take a look at it?
00:51:46Come on!
00:51:48I came home.
00:51:48It's small.
00:51:53Can we approach you to the town?
00:51:53Can we technically meet them?
00:51:54Well, I don't think we can, but...
00:51:58Can we simply please?
00:51:58We take bonkamerata,
00:51:58can we take the same room for the town ת' ssales that we wear in place?
00:51:58Can we start walking outside?
00:51:58Can we take what times you can do?
00:51:59Can we talk with the town?
00:52:00Can we o бежure each other?
00:52:03I might click on it.
00:52:06It's amazing.
00:52:08Let's go!
00:52:34What?
00:52:35No.
00:52:35Come on.
00:52:36Go.
00:52:40I can only dance when I'm drunk.
00:53:00You can't go.
00:53:02I'm going to go get this train.
00:53:04No, you can't.
00:53:09You can't do that because it's not fair.
00:53:16It's not fair.
00:53:18Yeah, come on.
00:53:30It's not fair on the ones that you leave behind.
00:53:32Go.
00:53:33It's not fair.
00:53:35It's not fair a lot.
00:53:37I think you're late.
00:53:40Get away.
00:54:10It's Lucy.
00:54:23I'm Dale.
00:54:46Well, she likes your walk.
00:54:49She would come home with a weekly shopping and her hands would be a red roll.
00:54:54She'd walk all the way home from the town, come in looking happy in spite of being all tired.
00:55:02I didn't think much of it at the time.
00:55:05I used to watch her rub a hand creep while she always had this cream next to her chair in
00:55:10the living room.
00:55:11She'd rub this cream in to soothe the dry bits on her palms from the plastic bags.
00:55:19I shouldn't have let her walk like that and every time I think about it, it breaks my heart.
00:55:29Could you have saved her?
00:55:31No.
00:55:33She was taken from me.
00:55:36Good.
00:55:38She's here.
00:55:43It's too cramped.
00:55:44I'm sick of the clutter in this house.
00:55:46I want rid of it.
00:55:47I'll stop it out.
00:55:48Oh, aye, aye.
00:55:49I want it all before.
00:55:50I want rid of it.
00:55:51She never plays it.
00:55:52I did try to once.
00:55:53We need the space.
00:55:54Do you remember what you did?
00:55:56Look at this.
00:55:58What do we need the space for?
00:55:59No joke.
00:56:04It's too long to lie.
00:56:05Don't use it.
00:56:35I can help you.
00:56:45Hi.
00:56:46Hi.
00:56:49Could you step this way?
00:56:50I would love to but actually I've got to work.
00:56:52Karen, just for two seconds, I just need to have a quick word with you, Lucy.
00:56:54And these are all out of order.
00:56:56Please don't sack me.
00:56:58Come on, please.
00:56:59Please don't sack me.
00:57:03There's nothing I can do.
00:57:06You've got to understand you were off work for five days in a row.
00:57:10I mean, you didn't come in once.
00:57:12I'm sorry.
00:57:12Shut up!
00:57:13I don't give a ****.
00:57:14I don't get paid to give him.
00:57:16Okay, I mean, I can see.
00:57:17I can understand that you're angry but I'm going to have to let you go.
00:57:20No, no, no, no, no.
00:57:21No.
00:57:21No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:25No.
00:57:27No.
00:57:28Eh.
00:57:33I'm sorry.
00:57:34I wish there was something.
00:57:35Why are you so happy all the time?
00:57:40What?
00:57:41Like, why is it that every time I look over at you from the cheese counter you're smiling?
00:57:47Eh, I don't know.
00:57:49I have a good life.
00:57:50Stop smiling.
00:57:51Because you don't have a good life.
00:57:53You work in a supermarket with your mum.
00:57:56Yeah, well, I mean, I'm lucky to have a job.
00:57:58There's lots of people at the moment that don't, so.
00:58:02How can you settle for them?
00:58:03What do you mean?
00:58:04Stop smiling.
00:58:06Stop smiling.
00:58:07I'm not.
00:58:07You are.
00:58:08I'm not smiling.
00:58:09Stop it.
00:58:09I'm not smiling.
00:58:10I'm not.
00:58:12This is shit.
00:58:14This is shit.
00:58:15It's no.
00:58:16It's not shit.
00:58:19It's...
00:58:21And the cheese!
00:58:25What do you mean, Moravella?
00:58:27We don't suck Moravella!
00:58:30I'm starting to get these weird bits of fat at the top of my legs.
00:58:33At the back.
00:58:34It's horrible.
00:58:35It's like foreign bodies, like living under my arse.
00:58:38Is it really bothering you?
00:58:40Yeah.
00:58:40It looks all warped and deformed.
00:58:41Does Ryan mind?
00:58:42He hasn't mentioned it.
00:58:44Then why do you mind?
00:58:45It's not about him.
00:58:46It's about me.
00:58:47No.
00:58:48You want to look good for him.
00:58:49You dress up for him.
00:58:50You do this shit to your nails for him.
00:58:52You dress up too.
00:58:53Yeah, but not for a man.
00:58:54No.
00:58:55For lots of men.
00:58:58Aha.
00:59:00So, less judgement on me.
00:59:04Look, you're worrying about your weight because you want to have kids with Ryan and keep him around to help
00:59:07you raise them.
00:59:08Where does this even come from?
00:59:09Ryan doesn't want more kids.
00:59:10We're past that now.
00:59:10But are you?
00:59:11Those kids aren't yours.
00:59:12Well, I take care of them like they're mum.
00:59:13Don't you want something more?
00:59:18Something?
00:59:19Don't you want something more?
00:59:43here out! Do you want to try the shellac? Hello? Earth to Lucy? What the f*** is shellac?
01:00:04It's a gel that stays on for a few weeks but it's hard to get off if you have to
01:00:08soak
01:00:08your nails in acetone and then cover your nails with pads and tinfoil.
01:01:04Do you fancy going uptown doing a wee bit of shopping?
01:01:09I don't know. We need some quality time you and me. It'll be good. I like it. What
01:01:20do you think? I think it's sensational. I think I'll go for it. What are you getting
01:01:28it now? Yes. Come here. Come here. Okay. So I'm going to need you to take it out in your
01:01:38name. Um, why? Because I've got too much stuff on credit under my name. But I don't want the
01:01:42debt for this thing. Look, I'll pay for it. I just need your name to get it on credit.
01:01:46But you've already got too much stuff so, like, how are you going to pay for this? My name
01:01:51is blacklisted, alright? I can't get anything on credit from any shops anymore so I really
01:01:56need you to put your name on this and I will pay it off straight away. Why does you even
01:01:59need a new couch? Because I've got some of the girls coming round and I'm wanting the place
01:02:04nice. You sound just like your father. But he wasn't complaining when I got him his flat screen
01:02:11telly. Why do you care so much about what those ladies think? You know what? You're a social
01:02:15climber. You never grew up in a one-bed shithole with seven other kids in an outdoor toilet.
01:02:21Because I made sure of that.
01:02:28Is that why you only had one child?
01:02:35I wish you didn't do that to me. Excuse me? I can't, like, talk to anyone.
01:02:42You can talk to me. No, I can't talk to you.
01:02:47Look, let's just get this back to the house and we'll sit back down and natter all night.
01:02:57Anne, your father is on a need-to-know basis.
01:03:03Of course.
01:03:26Hello. How are you today?
01:03:31Eh, not bad. Yourself?
01:03:33We're in the area to discuss the Bible with you. With all the terrible events going on in the world,
01:03:39a lot of people are questioning whether God exists or cares about the human race.
01:03:43Would you agree with this?
01:04:08The brainwashing you don't make you f***ing crazy.
01:04:12I'm sorry.
01:04:16Well, they put you back on the Prozac because I can see it in your eyes.
01:04:27Don't go back to the church, please.
01:04:31Please don't leave me.
01:04:34Get off me.
01:04:35I don't f***ing need you.
01:04:37Just get off me.
01:04:38No, it's like this.
01:04:45Look at you.
01:04:49I don't even know what you are anymore.
01:04:54You're a freak.
01:05:02You're manipulating me into committing a sin with you because you don't want to be alone in it.
01:05:10And you don't have anyone to save you.
01:05:18I'm loving you.
01:05:21And I'm asking you to love me back and maybe we can be happy.
01:05:31Because I love you.
01:05:38I forgive you.
01:05:56In the afterlife, we can offer you paradise on air.
01:06:01That is for you to keep.
01:06:03And inside the leaflet is all the details of the church.
01:06:06If you'd give it a read, we'd be very grateful.
01:06:08And you could come back round next week and hear your thoughts.
01:06:17Okay, well, thank you for your time.
01:06:21Okay, well, thank you for your time.
01:06:52That's not true.
01:06:55You've got me.
01:07:12You've got me.
01:07:25Please.
01:07:27I apologize.
01:07:34I can love you.
01:08:01Oh, is that what it is?
01:08:03Holds a shape in your boots.
01:08:05Like a shoe treat, but for boots.
01:08:06I don't know what it is.
01:08:08Lucy, you're looking a wee bit puffy at the moment.
01:08:11What?
01:08:13The bags under your eyes are starting to dominate.
01:08:19Dominate?
01:08:20I've got an amazing cream that would help us tremendously.
01:08:24The eye cream off the shopping channel?
01:08:26Aye, it's taken years off me. I could do the same for you.
01:08:29No thanks.
01:08:30My pleasure, since I'm over with Susan.
01:08:33You won't get a boyfriend like that, hanging behind those things.
01:08:36And that, yes, I think...
01:08:39I think that's...
01:08:45Oh my God!
01:08:47No!
01:08:47No!
01:08:49No!
01:08:52No!
01:09:03No!
01:09:04Let's go.
01:09:34Let's go.
01:10:04What are you doing?
01:10:05Hey, hey.
01:10:06Give me a drink.
01:10:07Give me a drink.
01:10:07Oh, my God.
01:10:08Is that water?
01:10:10Yeah.
01:10:11Yeah, it's water.
01:10:12What's that?
01:10:13It's a tequila.
01:10:16Get comfy.
01:10:17Got any music?
01:10:18Who are you?
01:10:19Yeah.
01:10:21Yeah.
01:10:24Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:10:26Oh, oh, oh.
01:10:28Oh, she spits.
01:10:29Come on.
01:10:30Just lie down.
01:10:30Party's just beginning.
01:10:32Party's just beginning.
01:10:34Party's just beginning.
01:10:35Party's just beginning.
01:10:43Party.
01:10:46Party.
01:10:51Party.
01:10:53Party.
01:11:01Party.
01:12:41Merry Christmas.
01:12:43Merry Christmas.
01:12:45I did what you said.
01:12:47I invited the kids over.
01:12:49Did you?
01:12:50I did.
01:12:51Was it nice to see the grandkids?
01:12:53It was nice having a bit of life running about the house.
01:12:58The eldest is very musical.
01:13:00I didn't know that.
01:13:03I have an old piano and he was straight on it and playing all the songs he'd been learning.
01:13:08Why?
01:13:09Even at me singing alone, I'd take something, I'm telling you.
01:13:14My granddad used to have an organ.
01:13:16We used to play it when I was a wee kid.
01:13:18Well, let's say playing, but it was probably like bashing on the keys.
01:13:21And then my dad bought this old out-of-tune piano and he always said that he was going to
01:13:25play it and then he never did.
01:13:26So I would, like, sneak up there and start playing it.
01:13:32I loved it.
01:13:37Me and my mate, we used to do karaoke all the time and we always had this.
01:13:42We always said that we would, like, move to California and get really suntanned and I was going to make
01:13:48all the money at night playing the piano in nightclubs
01:13:51and then he was going to come down and sing and then we'd have enough money to live in the
01:13:55warm.
01:13:57It would have been good.
01:13:59It sounds great, actually.
01:14:01Did you have a nice Christmas?
01:14:07Well, I went to sleep with three random guys and then woke up covered in bruises and love bites, but
01:14:11my mum didn't burn the turkey, so you win some, you lose some.
01:14:14What happened?
01:14:15I don't know. I blacked out.
01:14:17Well, do you think you might have been raped, Charlotte?
01:14:23No, no. I chose to go.
01:14:25Why do you think you chose to go with him?
01:14:27I don't know.
01:14:29I don't f***ing know.
01:14:32Well, I mean, I wasn't even there.
01:14:33I mean, I was. I was laying in the bed, but, like, I wasn't because I was in, like, a
01:14:38different drunken dimension dreaming myself away.
01:14:40Well, it's time to wake up now.
01:14:47I wasn't always like this.
01:14:50You're only at the beginning.
01:14:53It's all to come.
01:15:05I still see the place where Egypt or the demon.
01:15:09Well, if I didn't do that, it would be like she disappeared without a trace.
01:15:18Edith?
01:15:20What?
01:15:21Are you there, Edith?
01:15:26I'm tired.
01:15:32I love you.
01:15:33I love you, too.
01:15:39Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:33Time to go to sleep now.
01:16:39I...
01:16:45I...
01:16:46I...
01:16:46I...
01:16:49I...
01:16:50I...
01:16:54I...
01:16:58I...
01:17:03I...
01:17:04I...
01:17:05I...
01:17:06I...
01:17:17I...
01:17:32I...
01:17:45I don't know.
01:18:04I don't know.
01:19:00I don't know.
01:19:02I don't know.
01:20:00I don't know.
01:20:05I don't know.
01:20:07Okay.
01:20:08Enough.
01:20:10I don't know.
01:20:19I don't know.
01:20:21I don't know.
01:20:27I don't know.
01:20:39I don't know.
01:20:40I don't know.
01:20:41I don't know.
01:20:43I don't know.
01:20:53I don't know.
01:21:07I don't know.
01:21:56Hello?
01:21:59How's the ceremony?
01:22:00What?
01:22:01Alistair's ceremony.
01:22:09Why are you asking that?
01:22:12Because it never went.
01:22:15It was nice.
01:22:19Proper religious though.
01:22:24Should I go out and just get f***ing smashed?
01:22:27Yeah.
01:22:30Will you do my nails?
01:22:31F***ing finally.
01:22:34Right.
01:22:36Well, see ya.
01:23:02And look.
01:23:05I'll see you again.
01:23:05Bye-bye!
01:23:06Bye-bye!
01:23:07Bye-bye!
01:23:07And...
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