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00:07Here we go.
00:23What is the package?
00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to do with the shit storm
00:50you created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and ritual.
00:54I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:56Oh, okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're
01:00insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju, what happened to you when you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team. This is your agent.
01:16Remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweet tea?
01:19Don't give me a ticket because Felicia, what's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that only auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job. Yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shah is just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shah?
01:40Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Felicia.
01:48I'm sorry. You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:01What the fuck is this?
02:03You told me.
02:10Oh, you know what? I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen, none of this matters, okay? No one reads the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head, but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting, young and brown, your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted? This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shah.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine. Just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right, so how are you going to do?
02:45Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:52My mom usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time. That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this. I have to be with the fan today. I have to make it
02:58right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah. Your credibility in your community for the people that you say you're doing all
03:03of this for.
03:08You've got more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here. Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it. Well, I lived it.
03:22And I want you to know that in that moment, I wasn't thinking at all. I was acting out of
03:27sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own
03:41community.
03:41And to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way hurts me deeply.
03:46You're good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:48You're good.
03:50So you've come to visit us, lonely villagers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:00Come, let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know that I'm going to do everything in my power to make up for it
04:07and to make it right.
04:10You should have won black.
04:13It would go better with the animal witch's gold palace.
04:17Eid is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims, Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27Hassan.
04:28Salim.
04:29You little golden boy.
04:31I stood to buy a big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42Orbita.
04:44She doesn't have a main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:49We just...
04:49Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Nungi Naila.
04:54Nungi Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Nungi Naila.
04:57She always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:01Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror to come host her own party.
05:05Nungi Naila.
05:06Nungi Naila.
05:06Oh, my God.
05:07She's so beautiful.
05:10She's such beautiful.
05:15Oh, my God.
05:23She's so beautiful.
05:27Oh, my God.
05:30Oh, my God.
05:31Oh, my God.
05:34Oh, my God.
05:35I'm looking at the decorations in the Shajo's penthouse.
05:39Eat in the garden. Please eat it.
05:44Eid Mubarak.
05:45Eid Mubarak.
05:47What the fuck?
05:48Don't leave my sight.
05:51Eid Mubarak.
05:54Eid Mubarak.
05:55Hello ladies. Eid Mubarak.
05:58Eid Mubarak.
05:59Where is my?
06:00Seat, right?
06:01Yeah.
06:03Insane seat.
06:04Now he has passed. You're the eldest.
06:06No, thank you. I'm fine standing.
06:09Baba, go you a favor.
06:11Don't tell mommy, yeah?
06:12Is that how you're going to kill us bond?
06:13By raising the blood sugar?
06:16Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers.
06:19I'm letting go.
06:22Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
06:24Something with my khan in it.
06:26No, no, no.
06:27You're the oldest.
06:34Hey, I'm kind of fucked right now.
06:36I know.
06:36I know.
06:41I know.
06:43Sure, good first try, good first try.
06:46But I'm going to need you to do another apology video.
06:49First, you forgot to say the words, I'm sorry.
06:51Which is kind of key to the whole thing.
06:53He's buff, no?
06:54He says he's gone mental.
06:56Yeah, it's fucking hot.
06:58Sorry, can you mum focus, please?
07:00This is the latest.
07:02Well, this guy likes you.
07:05Hmm.
07:07Also, the whole Aladdin outfit
07:09and the Bollywood sweet shop,
07:11it's their community like ten times.
07:13It feels like you're begging it.
07:14Maybe down the brow.
07:16I don't get it, what is a problem?
07:18I like you.
07:19Stop, man. I'm 22, mate.
07:21What were you trying to get wife-ed off?
07:22Get it to me sooner rather than later.
07:25This is not going away.
07:27Hi, everyone.
07:28Shah Latif here.
07:29Now, last night at the King's Museum,
07:31a brother and I came into conflict.
07:34Now, I should not have reacted the way that I did.
07:37And the brother in question, perhaps,
07:39should not have run at me with a metal object
07:42the way that he did.
07:44Nuba is a community-led...
07:46It's not fucking community-led.
07:48The fact is, we're all in this together.
07:50And in the future, I promise to use my platform
07:52not to lash out, but to reach out.
07:57Bro?
07:57Nuba is full of...
07:59Yeah.
08:00You want some chai or something?
08:02No. Nuba...
08:04Bro, we good?
08:05I'm good, are you good?
08:06Yeah, I'm good, bro. We good?
08:07I'm good, are you good?
08:09Yeah, I'm good.
08:09I'm good, then.
08:11Nuba, not Nuba.
08:12What are you doing?
08:12Trying to focus, man.
08:13You are distracting me.
08:15Alright.
08:15Yeah?
08:16Yes.
08:17Yo, they got them little laddus over there
08:18with the pink and green balls on it.
08:19You want them?
08:20Big man, please.
08:21I don't want laddus right now, okay?
08:22I just want to concentrate.
08:24Aren't you supposed to be holding Ammi's hand?
08:26Oh, yeah.
08:27Shit.
08:28In a bit, yeah?
08:29Don't bring me no laddus.
08:29Well, before that, you know.
08:33Need the baby.
08:35Hey.
08:38Yeah, I got it.
08:39It's only gone, it's only gone.
08:40You came in there?
08:41Where have you been?
08:41I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
08:44Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
08:46So if I just die standing here alone...
08:48Please, please don't do this now.
08:50You left me.
08:51I'm sorry.
08:52I'll make it up to you.
08:53My name!
08:54My Salim is coming!
09:00Salim!
09:01Salim!
09:01Mirabascha!
09:05Salim!
09:10Salim!
09:31Ah!
09:32Ah!
09:34Ah!
09:34Look, Mr. Dubai.
09:37Look at him, the promising monkey
09:39doing his mother's dirty bidding,
09:41making Russian prostitutes pregnant.
09:43Look!
09:43No, he's not, mummy.
09:44That was a joke that I just made.
09:47Oh, look at the fresh spray.
09:50Zulfi, weakest of us all.
09:52Yeah, I'm good, ma'am.
09:54Don't leave.
09:55Shabita, can I borrow your mummy for a minute?
09:58I need my goals in the kitchen okay we're just gonna okay okay no no let's
10:03go let's go let's go let's go let's go our KPI is the most interesting thing
10:10about this okay it's the retention of the customer base after that discount
10:13period you know it's off the charts people want more community driven ride
10:16share option yes Salim yes we same bro yes yes guy you good yeah come join us
10:23man yeah yeah I got you some loaders bro thank you thank you
10:27that's how I never got your number how you been I've been good bro yeah you've
10:31been breaking shit what do you mean by that glass ceilings thank you try man
10:37trying that guy's arm it's just a fracture hey just to bring this back to what we
10:43talked about before you got here yeah um you know our number of drivers are
10:46growing by the day we'll be in all key five bars by June so Muba sick idea in it
10:51I've been there from day one I remember bro I'm so proud of this guy Gus Smith so
10:55and you know what's amazing he's always been an entrepreneur if anything he just
10:58went from selling grams to Instagram just out of interest what was the most your
11:07credit situation with the criminal record and everything no no problems
11:10whatsoever no issues and just for clarity and I didn't go inside for selling mall
11:15it's not just five bit of island disorder it was your self-defense it was
11:19really in a way he's a ride-or-die and he was there for me any credit issues though no
11:23credit issues because I'm going all in with everything that I've got right so
11:27if you need any credit we need financing just talk to me sorry just I was on the
11:31impression we were coming in seed round rather than source series a see this
11:35conversation here this is in fact that the closest he's been to the business
11:40all right in fact obviously it's too close okay give me back my dildos then
11:47uh you know for me personally the most important quality about Muba is in fact the quality of the
11:53relationships we're not just there for them when we want because that's bullshit that's fake
12:00get the fuck off me bro I don't know and anyway I've always had a passion for customer service
12:07it's my thing that's one thing I picked up in Dubai that's what we do best hospitality that's our
12:12culture one might say the Muslim way of doing business I love the idea can I present it to the
12:18guys see what they say well you're taking this you're trying to get investment from Dubai
12:25yeah okay yeah you good no no I'm just saying you know Dubai it works for people with all like
12:32with them but I mean what the fuck is this guy gonna do in Dubai but he gonna let you
12:36in bro
12:36you don't want to go there man I'm all in yeah remember that he was disrespectful he referred to
12:45your quiff like that there was no need it was good sure got your second apology yeah that's not gonna
12:51work first of all what was up with that background if you post that you'll have to issue a second
12:56apology for being a rich arsehole also you forgot to say sorry again what the first-class
13:02interzaim kiya Naila Sano se Tumsi isi kha next year Eid is back at yours no no absolutely yes
13:10very kind of you to step in this year Naila Tahira Bura Mat Manu sab kush teek hai na karme
13:19thank you thank you just because uh maya chanju kuh dekh rahe thi or uji laga I worry for him
13:29for all of you it's so much pressure that's very kind of you to worry now I see a bit
13:34of your sister
13:35in him does shah chan have someone you can talk to he has me rukaya had you too but she
13:50needed more
13:51help na but bichariya hany ko dekho she doesn't know anything she was I love please it's all good my
13:59son
13:59is going to be the next James Bond we all couldn't be more proud it's okay to talk about these
14:08struggles now really thank you it's all good it's first class
14:29I am
14:48I am
14:48I am
14:49I am
14:49I am
14:49I am
14:49I am
14:50a sha latif israeli Jaseos has been a
14:54He was arrested on the side of the people of Pakistan.
14:58When he was arrested against the Afghan government
15:00against the Afghan government,
15:03he was arrested by the Afghan government.
15:04He was arrested by the Afghan government.
15:12Shah, we need that apology.
15:14We're running out of time.
15:15I've literally written it out for you.
15:17Just find a quiet, neutral room.
15:20Record it and send it back now before it's too fucking late.
15:22OK?
15:28For fuck's sake.
15:47Am I interacting, Sammy?
15:49Yeah.
15:51A conversation.
15:53Can you fucking close the door, please?
15:57Is this like you two...
15:59I like her.
16:00Texting.
16:01Wow.
16:02So how long has this been going on?
16:03Six months.
16:04Three months?
16:06OK, so this is nothing.
16:07Can we please not do this in front of Shah?
16:09I'm chill.
16:10I'm not going to tell anyone.
16:10Why don't I come here?
16:11Can we not do this in front of Shah?
16:12I came here for you.
16:14But I never asked you to, did I?
16:15But I asked me to.
16:16I never...
16:16Calm down.
16:17I never fucking asked you to.
16:19And this, this whole thing you're doing here, this is what I'm talking about.
16:21This is the whole problem.
16:21So just to clarify, you didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing?
16:24No.
16:25Yes.
16:25Does he know, by the way?
16:26Oh, fuck's sake.
16:27Well, yeah, he's going to find out now, isn't he?
16:29I'm not going to say anything.
16:30I've got your back.
16:30I've got your back.
16:32Look, we don't have to tell anyone.
16:34Let's just be real about what this is, because this is something, right?
16:38Me and you both know it.
16:39What does that even mean, bro?
16:42You live a million miles away, okay?
16:44You have a whole life.
16:45You have fucking house keys, car keys, so many keys, okay?
16:49I have one key.
16:50I can give you keys.
16:51I don't want your keys, okay?
16:53I want mine.
16:54Yo, can I just step in here for a minute and offer maybe a different perspective
16:56from my own more mature experience, yeah?
16:59I want an honest answer from both of you, okay?
17:02All right?
17:03All right.
17:04Now, let's see.
17:05Let's say you've been texting.
17:06There's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand.
17:11All right?
17:12Yeah?
17:12You can relate, right?
17:13You send a message, a heartfelt one.
17:15Instead of it going green, it goes grey.
17:20What does that mean to you?
17:21It means you're blocked.
17:24Fuck off, really.
17:25Yeah.
17:27Let me just show you this.
17:28Okay, I'm going to ask you to leave now.
17:29Can I show you this quickly?
17:30No, no, no.
17:30Oi?
17:31Don't say anything to anyone.
17:33I'm chill.
17:35Saleem, yeah?
17:40He's not fucking chill.
17:48With Saigon, who will lead the prayer?
17:50Pasha?
17:51Okay.
17:52Well, he resides beautifully, but I think I should lead.
17:56How will you?
17:57Seated?
17:57I won't be seated.
17:58Well, where's my wife?
17:59Think about it.
17:59Let someone else lead.
18:01Listen, you asswipes.
18:03I can run circles around you idiots.
18:05I will lead.
18:13By so desperately pursuing the role of Bond, an icon of the white establishment, Shah Latifah's
18:19is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction.
18:22And so he joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor, he's
18:26somehow liberating all of us.
18:28And he puts a filter on his IMDb pic to look more white.
18:30Look at any of your enemies so he cannot dissolve.
18:42Come on.
18:43ла ла ёлла ёлла ёлла ёллла ёлла ёлла ёлла ёлла ёлла ёлла ёлла ёлла ёлла係
19:00and avoidable and i'm deeply sorry
19:03you fucking pathetic
19:07bismillahirrahmanirrahim
19:10alhamdulillahirrabbilalamin
19:11sharlateef here
19:12last night at the king's museum i
19:15fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object
19:17and apparently i'm the one who has to apologize
19:25hi sharlateef here
19:26literally nothing to apologize for
19:28trying to save my career
19:29and my life
19:30so fuck you and your little tiktok
19:32you little
19:37some young woman hamidah
20:04hello
20:07yeah hi is this sid uh yeah hi hi this is sharlateef
20:13is it
20:14actually yeah it is actually but i just want to say i am so so sorry for what happened yesterday
20:24no excuses i was bang out of order i just don't know what came over me i really hope you
20:31can find it in in your heart to please forgive me
20:36yo man i appreciate this man i really do i was gonna call my lawyers um but then the fact
20:44you called man oh bro he's been eating me up the whole day
20:47i can't tell you how much this means man i can't tell you how much this means man legit
20:52i can't tell you how much this means man legit
20:53well do you mind just sending me what you just said
20:56like in a recording
20:59so sorry i need the engagement bro
21:02right i mean i guess so
21:05nice ran appreciate it all right oh and thanks for the follow mate just remember keep the vid under 90
21:11for the algorithm yet
21:14but he's gonna speak well yeah so it's the same with me
21:15how are we going to help with this guy
21:16how are we going to help with this guy
21:30how are we going to help with this guy
21:32stay there
21:33yeah
21:34what happened
21:37what happened
21:38he fell
21:38I was like
21:40I was praying in the chair already
21:40shush
21:41you want to sit down yeah come about how's your breathing okay you okay huh why didn't you sit
21:48him down but now you want to be involved what the fuck's that supposed to make i'm doing something
21:51this is for yourself don't come up me you always want to be the hero and you're never
21:57baba is anyone getting any water i'm glad you want to get a blanket or something
22:05are you good bro bro are you good are you dumb he's a fucking diabetic and you're giving him
22:13boxes of sweets shabash bit up should i just fuck off again you better when i'm not around that's
22:17what you're saying no no he's not my dad he's your dad huh shut you you know you think you're
22:22a
22:23fucking bad man yeah how fucking yeah my people is my how the fuck you're gonna help your people
22:27if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks it's okay you're just crying about last night
22:32bro what you came here to take care of me you came for a free fucking meal bro i saw
22:35you giving
22:36out your little business cards that's i'm sweating on minicap driver he's a leech man he's been leeching
22:41off me my whole life what are you now you're trying to leech off this dickhead bro he doesn't care
22:45about
22:45your shitty ideas he's trying to chirps your little sister what only jersey i love her all right what the
22:51fuck man are you fucking are you mad listen don't listen to him he's lost the fucking plot he's been
22:55chatting to a pig's head in the freezer what what freezer in the garage and he's been talking to
22:59it what are you talking to a pig's head oh what if i have what if i have what if
23:02i have better listener
23:03than any of you lot well that's what happens when you're related to you guys i'm not the first family
23:06member to lose my mind hey it's not
23:11why are you why are you saying it comes out to me no no i'm asking why is he saying
23:16that to me
23:17but what did i do what i do i'm trying to make a difference i'm not just sat there
23:20fucking complaining about everything well you lot will judge me huh why are you touching me
23:24don't touch me i'm trying to change your world all right so anyone doesn't look at you and think
23:29you're some fucking worthless stinking peter baggy look at me get the fuck out of this
23:35what's the problem am i she blames you for what happened to your mom bro shut up
23:54oh
23:57so
23:59तो साक्ष ये आलमो ये बैए इसक है पिला आये जाग
24:21ڈو پیالی بھر کے دے ساقی میں ایک گلفان کی
24:26ایک اپنے نام کی اور ایک اللہ نام کی
24:31میٹ دے پوری تمنا اس پلے ناکام کی
24:35اور دے دے دے دے درد میں صورت کو ہی آرام کی
24:40گھونٹی پلوا مگر جوشے تمنا ڈال کر
24:44ایک قطرہ دے نگر قطرے میں دریا ڈال کر
24:49اے ساقی تیری خیر تیرے میں قدے کی خیر
25:14تیری خیر تیری خیر تیری خیر تیری خیر REF
25:17ہی آرام کی بھر کرمی
25:17موجات بھر کے دے دے دے دے کی ٹھیک
25:25ہا اگر قطرہ چیزا سلام خیر
25:27جواodle قطرہ چیزا
25:30کے دے دے گزیر
25:44.
26:14.
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