8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown - Best Bits 4 - 25 August 2023 [Full Movie] [Full Episodes]Full EP - Full

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00:30APPLAUSE

00:31Hello and welcome to 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown,

00:35a show about letters, numbers and conundrums.

00:37If you've never seen the show before, the game is simple,

00:40as are the contestants. Let's meet them.

00:43OK, first up, it's team captain John Richardson.

00:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

00:49John Richardson is a family man and I happen to know

00:52all his kid wants for Christmas is a stepdad.

00:55LAUGHTER

01:00OK, this joke.

01:03I will stake my reputation on this.

01:07Rachel is heavily pregnant, so let's get a move on

01:10before someone unexpectedly slides down her chimney.

01:16APPLAUSE

01:18And joining Sean tonight is Joe Wilkinson.

01:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

01:25Joe has a very distinctive look and that look is

01:27accountant for the IRA.

01:29LAUGHTER

01:34Rosie is a lesbian from the north,

01:37which means she's got a few fingers and a few pies.

01:41LAUGHTER

01:42LAUGHTER

01:44Rose has a paralysing fear of rodents

01:46with their furry little bodies and rat-like features,

01:49so we can only apologise for sitting in next to Joe.

01:52LAUGHTER

01:54APPLAUSE

01:57Rachel, what's the worst thing about being pregnant?

01:59I know all parents think that their child is, like, clever,

02:01but this one, it's worked out.

02:03It's been trying to find the exit routes for a while,

02:05so it's been going, you know, the usual kicks in the stomach,

02:08and now it's realised that the best way out is down,

02:11so it frequently punches me in the vagina from the inside.

02:15LAUGHTER

02:16You know?

02:18LAUGHTER

02:19I think you've got a wrong-un there.

02:23LAUGHTER

02:25Some of them, they're just born like that.

02:28LAUGHTER

02:30Sean, have you got a mascot?

02:31Yes, Jimmy, I do.

02:33I was, as is my want, rummaging around in my loft the other day,

02:39and lo and...

02:41I don't normally talk like this.

02:43LAUGHTER

02:43And lo and behold, what did I encounter?

02:47I found this old box of love letters, Jimmy,

02:50and I was realised, I was reading them,

02:51I was realised, I'd forgotten what a romantic devil

02:54I used to be back in my youth.

02:56LAUGHTER

02:57So, you know, these early, you know, first loves,

02:59these letters I found.

03:01But this one, this one, it's, um...

03:04Florence, my dear,

03:05have those blokes at the abattoir accepted you yet?

03:09LAUGHTER

03:10I reckon you can kill as well as any man.

03:14LAUGHTER

03:14You've certainly put a bolt through my heart.

03:16LAUGHTER

03:20I never thought I'd miss Woking, and I don't.

03:25LAUGHTER

03:26LAUGHTER

03:27LAUGHTER

03:29But I miss you and the red lion.

03:32Got to go, my love.

03:33Foreman is banging on the port-a-loo door.

03:36LAUGHTER

03:38Shawnee bear.

03:39LAUGHTER

03:41That's a sort of, like, romantic little...

03:43That's very sweet.

03:44Another one here.

03:45My dearest Florence,

03:46I'm guessing you're busy at the abattoir,

03:48what with Christmas.

03:50LAUGHTER

03:52LAUGHTER

03:53And that's why you haven't replied.

03:56LAUGHTER

03:56Have you heard of pot noodles?

03:59LAUGHTER

04:00LAUGHTER

04:01They're great.

04:02Kettle broke on sight.

04:04But they're even nice cold.

04:06LAUGHTER

04:07LAUGHTER

04:08Ah, ah, ah, ah!

04:11Nearly saved up enough for my tattoo.

04:14How do you spell your full name?

04:16LAUGHTER

04:17Got to go, my dear.

04:19My homebrew has gone straight through me.

04:22LAUGHTER

04:24See you at the weekend.

04:25Guts depending.

04:27LAUGHTER

04:28It's like 50 shades of grey.

04:31Things were going very smooth until I got this hammer blow.

04:36LAUGHTER

04:38Wow.

04:38Dear Sean, I am writing this at work.

04:42Sorry about the blood.

04:45LAUGHTER

04:47I had a spurter this morning.

04:49LAUGHTER

04:52I won't be able to make Jaws 3 on Sunday.

04:56LAUGHTER

04:56Geoff's back from the rigs and he's loaded.

05:00Keep out of the red lion for a bit, Sean.

05:02Geoff's got a fucking temper on him.

05:05LAUGHTER

05:05Florence.

05:06That was the end of that.

05:08LAUGHTER

05:11And this is how I dealt with the heartbreak.

05:13Dear Florence, you've not replied to my last 15 letters.

05:16I called at the abattoir the other day,

05:18but they said you'd be ages because you've got 150 lambs to do.

05:22LAUGHTER

05:24This is really painful.

05:26I could hear your laughter over the bleating.

05:29LAUGHTER

05:31Oh!

05:32I'm heartbroken, of course,

05:34but I am now seeing Elizabeth from Neptune's Sea Bar.

05:36I think she's got a coil fitted,

05:39so I won't need those condoms back.

05:41LAUGHTER

05:42LAUGHTER

05:45LAUGHTER

05:47LAUGHTER

05:48LAUGHTER

05:50LAUGHTER

05:51Adieu, Florence.

05:53P.S.

05:54What was our song?

05:55I've forgotten.

05:57I wrote that to hurt her.

06:00LAUGHTER

06:00That's the sort of romantic fool I used to be.

06:03LAUGHTER

06:04APPLAUSE

06:05The romantic show life.

06:08OK, tell us something about John we might not know.

06:11Erm, his left... testicle.

06:14LAUGHTER

06:16So, his left testicle?

06:17No, I'm only joking.

06:18So, this is something you might not know.

06:20He's got a really big crush on Anthea Turner.

06:25LAUGHTER

06:26His biggest fantasy, I think, would be me and Anthea Turner

06:29folding clothes together.

06:32LAUGHTER

06:36There's a little nod there and a slight warmth in your face.

06:39Yeah.

06:40What is it you like about her?

06:42I don't think this is really the place.

06:46LAUGHTER

06:46She wouldn't let you take her to B&M on a Sunday, like I would.

06:50You're going to have to tell Jimmy what B&M is.

06:53What's B&M?

06:53It's one of the leading variety stores in the country.

06:56LAUGHTER

06:57The variety store?

06:59LAUGHTER

06:59It's a bit like if B&M Homebase screwed Poundland.

07:05LAUGHTER

07:06LAUGHTER

07:08I'm sorry, you go there every Sunday?

07:10Every Sunday.

07:10We don't go on a Sunday.

07:11We don't go on a Sunday, it's too busy on a Sunday.

07:14We do.

07:14We go...

07:14We go on a Monday.

07:16LAUGHTER

07:17And you say to me, don't you, you say,

07:19you can have any tea towel you want.

07:22LAUGHTER

07:24If you shop at B&M, you can't help but believe that there is a Jesus.

07:28Because some of the barbers there...

07:30You've got...

07:30LAUGHTER

07:32You can get...

07:33You can get ten kilograms of kiln-dried birchwood, right, for £6.99.

07:39That's incredible.

07:41LAUGHTER

07:42In the same shop, you can get, you know those big jars of pickled onions

07:46that they only have in pubs or chippies?

07:49You can buy those, you don't need ID.

07:52Jimmy, you can buy as much of a very faded, sort of, creamy white imperial,

07:57Cousins imperial leather.

07:59You can literally buy as...

08:01More than you'll need for your life...

08:04Yeah.

08:04..in one visit.

08:05And still have change out of a fiver.

08:07LAUGHTER

08:08Well, welcome to the eight out of ten cats.

08:10Does Countdown Christmas special in association with B&M.

08:15APPLAUSE

08:16I guess that's what we're doing now.

08:18APPLAUSE

08:19I mean, for fairness, the other shit shops are available.

08:24Sean, what's your favourite thing about Christmas?

08:26B&M.

08:28LAUGHTER

08:30And a vowel.

08:32O.

08:33And a consonant, please.

08:35And the last one.

08:36H.

08:37OK, and your time starts now.

08:40BELL RINGS

08:42Uh...

08:42MUSIC PLAYS

08:52MUSIC PLAYS

09:09LAUGHTER

09:16Sort of cute, isn't it?

09:18Oh, it makes a little noise at the back.

09:21LAUGHTER

09:23Excuse me.

09:25I made one for Joe.

09:26There you go, Joe.

09:26Look at that.

09:28LAUGHTER

09:30I like that.

09:31It's a weird kid's toy that looks like it's going to touch the kid.

09:37So, let's give that to Joe.

09:38Now, this is quite special.

09:40This took me a while.

09:42LAUGHTER

09:42Oh, a little drag queen bear.

09:45I love it.

09:46Thank you so much.

09:47Yeah, it's cute, isn't it?

09:47This is really my pride and joy.

09:53APPLAUSE

09:54I don't know very much.

09:56I won't do that all.

09:57APPLAUSE

09:58Does it walk?

09:59Oh?

10:01What happens if I press the button?

10:02I hate playing countdown.

10:05LAUGHTER

10:05He's a grumpy bear, isn't he?

10:07Yeah.

10:08There we go.

10:08Let's give that to Sean.

10:10Of course, I haven't forgotten you.

10:11Is it going to be a little teeny-tiny one?

10:14LAUGHTER

10:18Still funny.

10:20LAUGHTER

10:21I'll give that to my child and scar her for life.

10:25Joe, what have you got?

10:26How many?

10:27Five.

10:27Kiri, how many?

10:28Six.

10:29Joe, what's your five?

10:30Sizes.

10:33Sizes.

10:34And Kiri?

10:34Or blanks and sizes?

10:36Shapes.

10:37Oh, that's incredible.

10:38You deserve the point for that.

10:39That's incredible, isn't it?

10:40That is incredible.

10:41Oh, I'm so happy.

10:42So much, Kiri.

10:43Shapes and sizes.

10:45Thanks to Kiri.

10:48The break-dominant trio, Susie, could they have done any better?

10:51Yeah, there's a seven there.

10:52It's, erm, a thesis.

10:54And it means, erm, the loss of a vowel from the beginning of a word.

10:58So, esquire becomes squire, alone becomes lone.

11:01You'd assume that would just be the word thesis, wouldn't you?

11:04Exactly.

11:05Got to throw in a gag every now and again for the real Countdown viewers,

11:07and thanks for sticking with us.

11:09You'd be sat through all those fanny jokes, didn't you?

11:12And you'd just have a wordplay banter there.

11:14Is your mum in the audience?

11:16LAUGHTER

11:18Yes, my mother is here this evening, Jimmy.

11:20Is she?

11:21Where's John's mum?

11:22Where's my mum?

11:23That's my sister.

11:29Is there an empty chair next to you there?

11:32Dad didn't get e-mailed.

11:39That's fine.

11:40It'd be nice if she saw you win, I think.

11:42It would be, wouldn't it?

11:43Probably the fanny jokes is what we'll talk about most after this show.

11:48It's her fault for telling me that it was alright to drop out of university.

11:52This is what happened, you see.

11:53I could be a translator now, couldn't I?

11:55Could be inviting you out to Barcelona.

11:58Never mind, here we are.

12:01Spunky, spunky, on with the game.

12:04LAUGHTER

12:09Mr. Swallow, what have you been up to?

12:12Erm, I've been just same old, really.

12:15You know, just doing gigs, talks, seminars.

12:17I've got a huge Northern Irish following, genuinely.

12:19Selling out almost in Belfast.

12:21Huge Northern Irish following.

12:22It's really weird.

12:23Erm, I learnt how to say two things when I was last in Belfast.

12:27I went, erm, I learnt how to say, erm...

12:29Widabix.

12:30And erm...

12:35Erm...

12:36And then...

12:36Shredded Wheat.

12:39LAUGHTER

12:41What did you ask me again?

12:42Sorry, what?

12:43Susie.

12:44Yes.

12:45You've done a guide to swearing for all four.

12:47Tell us everything.

12:48I was just writing down bollocks, in fact.

12:51Erm...

12:51I love bollocks cos it's just too silly.

12:54LAUGHTER

12:55Erm, and the reason I love it, particularly,

12:58is because the BBC do this kind of list of top offensive words.

13:01They do a kind of countdown.

13:02And bollocks is number eight.

13:04And it is under prick and above arsehole.

13:08LAUGHTER

13:10Er, what's number six?

13:11Wanker.

13:12This is a bit weird.

13:13Well, I only asked.

13:15LAUGHTER

13:18Time now to go across the victory corner.

13:20And, Matt, what have you got for us?

13:21Er, Pitch Shift.

13:22It's a new game I'm working on, very excited about that.

13:25Er, Susie's in this game, actually.

13:26You control a choir of tiny Susies

13:29as they navigate the spikes in the haunted graveyard.

13:32Right?

13:32And it's, er...

13:33It's not a standard, traditional way of controlling the game.

13:36It's voice-activated.

13:37So I'd like to get, um...

13:38John, do you mind having a go at this?

13:39Yeah.

13:39Would you mind passing the microphone over to John?

13:41Pick the guy with the sexiest voice.

13:42Yeah, big time.

13:43Now, basically, John, as choir master to the tiny Susies,

13:46you're going to control the Susies with the power of your singing voice.

13:49So if you could just go,

13:50Ah!

13:51into the microphone for me.

13:52Ah!

13:53Yeah, lovely stuff.

13:55So the higher the pitch, you're ours.

13:58Ah!

13:58Yeah, the more the Susies move to the right,

14:00if you say nothing, then move back to the left.

14:02Crip ball practice.

14:03Ah!

14:04Ah!

14:05Lovely stuff.

14:05Well...

14:07I wish you the best of luck as you navigate the haunted graveyard.

14:11Ah!

14:14Ah!

14:17Ah!

14:20Ah!

14:24Ah!

14:25Ah!

14:27Ah!

14:28Ah!

14:29Ah!

14:30Ah!

14:31Ah!

14:32Ah!

14:33Ah!

14:35Ahah!

14:41Ah!

14:48Ah!

14:49Ah!

15:00No use, everyone!

15:04And here is your teaser.

15:05The words are Wang Lilo.

15:07The clue is, can I have a go?

15:09That's Wang Lilo, can I have a go?

15:11See you after the break.

15:21APPLAUSE

15:29Welcome back. The answer to the teaser.

15:31The words were Wang Lilo.

15:32The clue was, can I have a go?

15:33It was, of course, allowing.

15:35Sean, have you got a mascot?

15:36So, Jimmy, recently I was approached.

15:38There's been a problem.

15:40Far too many people have been called national treasures.

15:43So, I've been asked by the media

15:47to become, like, the head of the National Treasures Committee

15:50to decide who's in and who's out.

15:54Ooh.

15:55I see you put the no box on my side.

15:57Yes.

16:00So, I'm going to go through them one by one

16:03and, er, see whether they make it in.

16:06This is fun.

16:07We'll start with this fella, right?

16:09Surely in, Ed Sheeran?

16:10No.

16:11Beloved, national treasure, surely.

16:12No, no.

16:13The reason he's not in is he dyes his hair.

16:17He's actually got black hair.

16:19No, I've seen the runoff from his bath.

16:21It's unbelievable.

16:24So...

16:26There we go.

16:28Now, next up, it's this cheeky chappy.

16:32A lot of people say to me,

16:34Sean, what's a sensible amount to drink?

16:36LAUGHTER

16:40Now, I always say, imagine you're Ant McPartland

16:44and you'll be driving your mum home after lunch.

16:48LAUGHTER

16:48Relax.

16:49Enjoy yourself.

16:51But don't go mental.

16:52It's your mum.

16:53She brought you up.

16:55LAUGHTER

16:55No, don't have any tequilas.

16:57So that when you do crash, you're not driving so fast.

17:01LAUGHTER

17:01And nobody gets killed.

17:03So...

17:08So there we go.

17:09He's in.

17:10Yeah, he's in.

17:11He makes it in, yeah.

17:12Because, you know, he could have killed someone,

17:13but he didn't.

17:13Because he didn't get too pissed.

17:15LAUGHTER

17:17Am I right?

17:18Good on him.

17:19He's all right.

17:23Here's this fella.

17:24A lot of people think he should be in.

17:26Some people do make it in, Jimmy,

17:28but not this fella,

17:29because he's too mild.

17:31He's like a curry for toddlers.

17:33LAUGHTER

17:34LAUGHTER

17:38Wow, wow.

17:41Now, this guy, Greg Wallace.

17:45LAUGHTER

17:46Greg came close,

17:47because I like him,

17:48because he wears a hairnet,

17:49even though he's bald.

17:52LAUGHTER

17:53Yeah, he goes to a crisp factory,

17:55puts on a hairnet.

17:57What, is he worried some baldness will get in the crisp?

18:01LAUGHTER

18:01No, I like him,

18:02because he's got no sense of irony or humour.

18:06LAUGHTER

18:06He's very close to getting through,

18:09but...

18:09I've met him.

18:12LAUGHTER

18:13LAUGHTER

18:18No, Greg.

18:19LAUGHTER

18:20He tried to put his spoon in my pudding.

18:24LAUGHTER

18:29Kevin, what advice would you give your younger self?

18:33Well, it depends how young.

18:34Like, my two-year-old self, I would say, like,

18:36stop pissing the bed and shitting yourself.

18:38LAUGHTER

18:40My teenage self, what advice would I give?

18:42Yeah.

18:42I would say,

18:44introduce more fibre to your diet.

18:47LAUGHTER

18:48Reduce your caffeine intake and don't strain too hard

18:51during a bowel movement.

18:52LAUGHTER

18:53Because if alcohol and drugs don't get you,

18:55haemorrhoids will.

18:57LAUGHTER

18:58Is your diet better now?

18:59No, it's fine.

19:00I just had a...

19:01a tough...

19:02a tough summer.

19:03LAUGHTER

19:05Apparently, I strained a fissure nerve.

19:08It's a small bit of the anus.

19:10Oh.

19:11So, I had to go to a rectologist,

19:14which is a very niche...

19:16what a...

19:18what a thing he specialises in.

19:20The guy who specialises in...

19:22the arse.

19:23So, I had to go to Doctor Who.

19:26LAUGHTER

19:27Right.

19:27And I would recommend him for all your...

19:30For all your needs.

19:31For all your needs.

19:32So, I thought I'd give him a plug on countdown.

19:35LAUGHTER

19:36OK, and your time starts now.

19:40Ooh.

19:41Lovely.

19:49MUSIC PLAYS

20:09Yeah, that's...

20:11I mean, it's not perfect, but I think I've done a pretty good...

20:14LAUGHTER

20:17APPLAUSE

20:19APPLAUSE

20:21I think I made a...

20:25What, I made a little cheese, er, sculpture?

20:27I've got cheese and crackers for everyone.

20:29Er, cheese and crackers.

20:30LAUGHTER

20:32End of this.

20:34Er, Kevin, how many?

20:36Seven.

20:37Oh, thanks very much, mate.

20:39Timmy, what you haven't got...

20:40is crackers.

20:42There's no spare crackers.

20:44I'll...

20:44I'll deal with this, you're not a problem.

20:46My...

20:46My apologies.

20:47You fuckers bring some biscuits!

20:50LAUGHTER

20:50Some fucking biscuits!

20:52There's men working over him!

20:53It's not fucking crackers!

20:55LAUGHTER

20:56It's like Wallace and Gromit, X-rated.

20:58We've forgotten the fucking crackers, Gromit.

21:01LAUGHTER

21:05What does a V mean?

21:06Did you just explain that?

21:07Ah, vegan.

21:08It's actually made out of the stuff that comes out of my nose.

21:11LAUGHTER

21:11Oh, yeah, you can do that, yeah.

21:13Yeah, nose cheese.

21:14I suppose that's not vegan, is it?

21:16Well, no animals were harmed.

21:18It's not the reason I wouldn't eat it.

21:20LAUGHTER

21:21Can I ask quickly, are the grapes vegan,

21:23or did they come out of Kevin's arsehole?

21:25LAUGHTER

21:27I suffer terribly from piles in my...

21:30..in my younger days.

21:31In your younger days?

21:32I contracted them in the Himalayas.

21:35Himalayas.

21:35Well, it's the altitude, of course.

21:37It's the altitude, and they were so bad,

21:38I used to, in the morning,

21:39I used to poke them back up with a stick.

21:41LAUGHTER

21:42It's the only way I could make the ascent.

21:44Victoria, are you OK?

21:46I'm not sure this is for me.

21:48LAUGHTER

21:50Well, they won't talk about it on the news.

21:52No.

21:53So we've got to talk about it here.

21:55You're right, you're right.

21:56They won't talk about all the Brexit stuff and all that.

21:58Boring.

21:59Oh, shit.

22:00This is more important than what's going on in Europe.

22:03But a similar debate about in or out and which is best.

22:05It affects me!

22:11OK, John, how many letters?

22:13I'll stick with a safe seven.

22:15You've got a safe seven?

22:16Yeah.

22:17OK, what's your seven, Kevin?

22:19Shunted.

22:20Shunted?

22:20Shunted.

22:20As in?

22:21The rectologist shunted the haemorrhoid back into the anal cavity.

22:25LAUGHTER

22:29You could say...

22:34Harry, have you got a mascot?

22:36Yeah, I do.

22:37I felt bad for Sean because I'm a bad team-mate because I'm bad.

22:42So I got him gifts to make it better so that you still want to be my friend.

22:49So this is for you.

22:50Oh, thanks.

22:52I know you love Chelsea Football Club, but I couldn't get you tickets.

22:56So I got you the next best thing, a Made in Chelsea DVD.

23:00LAUGHTER

23:02Oh, Made in Chelsea?

23:03Yeah.

23:04It's Made in Chelsea?

23:06It's those brilliant guys.

23:07Yeah, just like...

23:08And they're funny and they're charming.

23:10Yeah.

23:10And they're just what I like in my family.

23:13LAUGHTER

23:14Just pop that over there, yep.

23:15OK.

23:16Not the only present.

23:17Oh, really?

23:19So this is another present for you.

23:22Let's be honest, this is more presents than I got on my birthday.

23:25LAUGHTER

23:28So this is, erm, this is a couple of things.

23:32Oh.

23:32A hat to keep your head warm in winter because you don't have much hair.

23:38LAUGHTER

23:40I've got a hat.

23:41And then also a framed picture.

23:43It's too fucking small.

23:46LAUGHTER

23:46What I have got is a massive head.

23:50Oh, that...

23:51Do you know what?

23:51Not a lot of people look good in that and...

23:54You are no exception.

23:55LAUGHTER

23:57And then this is a framed photo of me and you

24:00as Harry Potter and Hermione.

24:03Oh, what?

24:04Oh.

24:04Oh, that was a lovely afternoon, I remember that.

24:08LAUGHTER

24:11Thank you very much.

24:12No, that's not it, sir.

24:16Oh, it's one of those, isn't it?

24:18It's...

24:19It's...

24:20A best friend necklace!

24:22LAUGHTER

24:24So you have one half and I have the other.

24:26And it's solid gold so you don't ever have to take it off.

24:30Have you ever had one of these before?

24:31Nobody's ever wanted to...

24:32That's really sad, actually.

24:33Yeah.

24:34Erm...

24:34No, I don't think so.

24:36I think it's possible to have a friendship...

24:38Yeah.

24:38...without having a necklace to commemorate it.

24:41LAUGHTER

24:42Most...

24:42Most people would just say thank you.

24:44Yeah.

24:45LAUGHTER

24:47Would you put the necklace on for me, Harriet?

24:51I feel like I've been turned into something.

24:53LAUGHTER

24:54It's nice for you.

24:55You know what, if my money was not on Harriet grooming you, but...

24:59It's what's happened.

25:01APPLAUSE

25:02Oh!

25:04Harry, have you got a mascot?

25:07Uh...

25:07Yeah, I bought my son from my first marriage with me.

25:11LAUGHTER

25:13Gary.

25:13Gary, come on out.

25:14I don't want to come out, Daddy.

25:15I'm too scared.

25:17Everyone's staring at me.

25:18Oh, it's Gary.

25:20It's Gary, my son.

25:21Hello, everyone.

25:22Where's Jimmy Carr, Daddy?

25:24Where's Jimmy Carr?

25:25He's a big fan of yours, Jimmy.

25:26Christ, it's like looking in the mirror.

25:27LAUGHTER

25:36So, um...

25:41Can I do my song, Daddy?

25:43You're going to do your song?

25:44He wants to do his song.

25:46I want to do my tribute to the soul singers of the past.

25:50Mr. Otis Reading, Daddy.

25:52Okay, Gary, well...

25:54Notice that we've got the horn section over there.

25:57Would you be able to cover this, Alex Horne?

26:00Yes, yes. What's the song?

26:02It's Sitting On The Dock Of The Day.

26:03All right, OK.

26:08SITTING IN THE MORNING SUN

26:10I'll be sitting in the evening can

26:14Watching the ships rolling

26:17Then I'll watch them roll away again

26:21I'm sitting on the dock of the day

26:23Watching the tide ride rolling away

26:28Sitting on the dock of the day

26:30Wasting time

26:33Off you go, Gary.

26:36WHISTLE BLOWS

26:46WISTLE BLOWS

26:50BUZZER

27:01Here is your teaser the words are lick shit and the clue is it'll make you smile. That's lick shit

27:06It'll make you smile. See you after the break

27:26Welcome back the answer to the tease the words were lick shit the clue was it'll make you smile. It

27:30was of course ticklish

27:32Okay, before we go on he's not on the show anymore, but he turns up anyway. It's Joe Wilkinson everyone

27:52Are you

27:55You're I Joe by Jimmy

27:59Sorry that took a while I got bloody shin splints

28:04If you know it's but yeah, I've had a bit of a bit of a growth spurt

28:08Last couple of weeks have gone up about 50 foot

28:12Guess that's what happens when you hit your 40s, you know

28:15But so lovely. Oh, yeah, I'll tell you I'm gonna do Jimmy because I'm quite high up

28:20I'm gonna turn my head cam on because I thought you might still want to see my face

28:32Nice up here. There's lots of uh, lots of dead pigeons

28:38Nice look there he is

28:42Loads of them someone needs to do a bit of dusted

28:51Honestly hoover it out once in a while guys. Oh, hello. I'm in here. Yes

29:03There's a bit of bird muck on it, but

29:10Yeah, I think I've realized what it's done Jimmy

29:13I think it's turned the lights off hold on. Sorry. Can you turn it back on? I'm trying to find

29:18a bloody switch

29:22That's the pissing alarm hold on

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