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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:20I'm casually ruining my house for a room
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check
00:00:45Now just clean us up, or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:49C-c-c-kay
00:00:53I still love this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah
00:01:29Me? Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city
00:01:40I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Mia, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:08He came back
00:02:09I don't know
00:02:10I don't know
00:02:10I don't know
00:02:11I don't know
00:02:12I don't know
00:02:13I don't know
00:02:15I don't know
00:02:15I don't know
00:02:20I don't know
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here, look at that
00:02:24Mia, it's okay
00:02:26You're gonna be alright
00:02:26Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean?
00:02:30Go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:32How much
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia
00:02:36Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:58No more front lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:17A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:212006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject?
00:03:29Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:48Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter
00:04:33And a model student
00:04:36She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just
00:04:39Sit
00:04:39Down
00:04:41And finish
00:04:42Your lab
00:04:43Before
00:04:44I
00:04:45Fail you
00:04:49Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:10What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches
00:05:13You little lab rat
00:05:16A shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That's acid
00:05:21I know, Mia
00:05:23But this is science class
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment
00:05:26On you!
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as Dirty Danglars or No Man's Land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you
00:05:54Look
00:05:57Like you're in trouble
00:05:58Yeah
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:04High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention
00:06:12Con Con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little miss st... st... stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:29Hmm...
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me
00:06:39I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:07:00Mia...
00:07:00Put... the bottle... down...
00:07:02Put... the bottle... down...
00:07:04No! No! No! No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher or least favorite teacher or less
00:07:10Sorry Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry?
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:23Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just... say something
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:32No...
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:34I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:39Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello High School 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:48What's next Mia? Running for prom queen?
00:07:52Stop! Stop!
00:07:53You know what? Maybe I will
00:07:55Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you wanna run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki! Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia Mamacita Watkins
00:08:39Did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost touch after high school
00:08:47I'm not losing them again
00:08:50I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:55Come here ma'am
00:08:57It's been like ten minutes but we love you too
00:09:00And since we love you, let's get you right
00:09:08Great! More maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits? The outcasts?
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:21Plastic definition of prefect
00:09:23To the queen
00:09:24Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:40Okay, and raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor?
00:09:52Connor? What the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Con Con! You already got the vote for prom king this year
00:10:07We have to do this together
00:10:09Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:21You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:26It's destiny
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:31If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom
00:10:34Or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05You wasted
00:11:07How?
00:11:09Ouch!
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:12See ya later, Misty
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hey, Nia?
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry I didn't mean to...
00:11:34Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah!
00:11:40Ooh!
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:55I wanna polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow!
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her, wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:36There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:50Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54I'm sorry!
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:01Oh, god
00:13:02It's okay, yeah, I'm fine
00:13:03Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18No
00:13:19She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so
00:13:26Cool
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That your crush likes someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:38Well, if you could help me ace this test
00:13:42I...
00:13:42Will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:05Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:10No!
00:14:11Oh god, don't you worry
00:14:12I feel it
00:14:15If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh man, here goes nothing
00:14:37Connor will join too
00:14:39Since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:46Well, great
00:14:47Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:08Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me, me, Paz! Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:30King
00:15:30Can't wait to have him back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow
00:15:35But, uh, show us best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:58Just follow my name
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:03No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:26So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
00:16:37Yeah, we definitely have to do that again
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together!
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Gather!
00:16:57NOT CURE!
00:16:57No, what?
00:16:59Oh, the rapture!
00:17:00passiert!!
00:17:01No!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored layer finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling. Go over there
00:17:09Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12Go, go, go, go, go.
00:17:14You stopped him.
00:17:14Bye.
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye.
00:17:18Mia, we really need to talk about that kiss.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slayer than you think.
00:17:30You hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic April said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:43Right.
00:17:44It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another run for us in our future.
00:17:52Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:57Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them,
00:18:00and it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:03Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess,
00:18:06and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush,
00:18:13but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information,
00:18:22the next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:24is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:27So we could team up.
00:18:32Wait, do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You could run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:40You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through.
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:51You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:54If you do, I will embarrass you so bad,
00:18:59you will wish you were dead.
00:19:01You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best bake her win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls,
00:19:18should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:22Huh?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:26Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:41Let me guess.
00:19:43Just a bitch strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:52I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:09Mia, where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19I don't know.
00:20:20All right.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean,
00:20:26this year's bake-off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Mia, you look...
00:20:33Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls.
00:20:37We have a contest to win.
00:20:38Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:49Go.
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me Queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:04Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah.
00:21:23We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:34The Bake Off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39And we'll put this in here.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52This.
00:21:53That's on your nose.
00:21:55No, that's too much.
00:21:56That's too much.
00:22:03That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No more.
00:22:07No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14I hope it's earthquake proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry.
00:22:28Sorry.
00:22:28Not sorry.
00:22:29Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:36Oh, she's awful.
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist always has a plan.
00:22:58And...
00:23:00Time.
00:23:02The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:07Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:17So great!
00:23:19That's great!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins!
00:24:13Good job!
00:24:14Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do it.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Caught her in that trophy!
00:24:41You're mine!
00:24:42Oh!
00:24:45Oh!
00:24:46Oh!
00:24:47Not anymore.
00:24:48Oh!
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53I'm sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus kids!
00:25:11No!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:18Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:40You and your friends can go.
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:25:59One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:10Hm?
00:26:11Oh.
00:26:12Sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43And $36...
00:26:44You'll be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:47Uh...
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you, um, help me clean up here.
00:26:50My star students.
00:26:54What the fuck was open to me?
00:26:58Ugh.
00:26:58Whoa!
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me...
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:18Oh, yeah.
00:27:20Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's it on again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:34Ooh.
00:27:36Like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38Alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:47I see you in a letter.
00:27:54Good boy.
00:27:56Sorry,isso!
00:27:56Hi.
00:27:56I ¿ Bei yo!
00:28:16Get better?
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:14Oh!
00:29:15Ah!
00:29:18All right.
00:29:19Please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Your name?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:34Bicep brachii.
00:29:40Hector, Alice Major.
00:29:45Arctus abdominis.
00:29:47Gloria Amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Dave, forget about that part.
00:29:54No, it's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session, but I think it would
00:30:10be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:26If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list item number 10, unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezebzeeus.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:51Um, brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You...
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me...
00:31:59Make me...
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What are you doing?
00:32:12Daddy, you're crazy.
00:32:15I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:32That's my dad!
00:32:32My dad's my...
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:35Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:35Okay!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:55Oh hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family, at least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what? Never mind.
00:33:38Hey Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And...
00:33:43I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just...
00:33:54Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait!
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor has barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But...
00:34:40We did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh!
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:17Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help.
00:35:22But...
00:35:22You don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:41I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki.
00:36:02Cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:12Come on.
00:36:13That's my house before he sees me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:20Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:24Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick premise your question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade.
00:37:30So why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31You're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:13Five minutes.
00:38:13Five minutes.
00:38:18Five minutes.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32What a surprise.
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:21Aw, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here.
00:39:25Anybody else want to trip to the ER?
00:39:27You mind if I borrow this?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47We'll go to party to get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:02when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:07Ew.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:10No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:14who is?
00:40:18You are...
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:30It's crazy.
00:40:32What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She wore it like once.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:09Or if not.
00:41:09I mean...
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:19Get it?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22It's going way of the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:37Should I...
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:51You look...
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:38I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:54And...
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with one side of her.
00:43:29I like this.
00:43:31So cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great parable that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had breezes, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:57Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:05Um...
00:44:05Yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in sync posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know...
00:44:23A year ago, this book would've destroyed me.
00:44:27But...
00:44:27Now I know everything in here made me...
00:44:30Who I am today.
00:44:34So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you.
00:44:42For all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about...
00:44:47What you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today...
00:45:06Is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:27And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:41You think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:45Okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:50Fill on it while you've got it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those math figures happen.
00:47:08Dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:11What?
00:47:14Ugh!
00:47:15Even her alcohol tastes like trash!
00:47:20I'm so cold.
00:47:22I'm so cold.
00:47:24I'm so cold.
00:47:25I'm so cold.
00:47:27I'm so cold.
00:47:28I'm so cold.
00:47:29I'm so cold.
00:47:33I'm so cold.
00:47:35I'm so cold.
00:47:44Oh my wrist I think I sprained it hey hey hey hey Mia hey she's not waking up she needs
00:47:53help
00:47:54someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches
00:48:01you can't quit on me right now yeah not before I not before I tell you that I
00:48:09yeah I've always yeah hey hey hey Mia are you okay yeah yeah Jessica thought
00:48:21attempted murder would be a fun party game okay I was trying to recycle how
00:48:27would I know her giant head would get in the way
00:48:29hmm I didn't see that coming
00:48:36hey hey hey okay hey party's over everyone out you heard him go get out
00:48:44remember vote me up vote me up vote me up I got you come on let's go
00:48:58okay thank you for saving my life I'm just glad you're okay for the record
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:15what's wrong just never gets better better at what her bullying just gets
00:49:23worse and worse and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:30I would never date Jessica Connor seriously
00:49:34stop don't make promises you can't keep you know the girl I actually do like she
00:49:44I know she's a genius you're getting your grades up for her it's really cool
00:49:50get some rest I'll be in the guest room Connor can you stay with me
00:50:15you're the genius dummy I'm doing this all for you
00:50:49you have a beautiful voice
00:50:53you scared me
00:50:56God no I don't I like to sing when I'm busy or bored so it's never around
00:51:03anyone which is good I'm not just anyone
00:51:11what is all this well you know the tradition senior prom queen gets gifts for
00:51:19the graduating class yeah this is amazing no one else would do this for their class
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you not yet anyway
00:51:40so hey ball girl what's future me like don't tell me I'm a dipshit no you're not don't even look
00:51:50I know you're not
00:51:51you're you're you're actually super successful really smart kind
00:52:05you're pretty perfect
00:52:12no wonder I was in love
00:52:20hold up who did you say you're in love with
00:52:22no one I meant that I was in love with being from the future because now I know all of
00:52:35these
00:52:35it's awesome yeah so so who do I get married to
00:52:43Jessica Alba so you gotta get over that Britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:51okay you know I can actually read the future also
00:52:55really you know what I see in our future
00:53:02will you come to my basketball finals I'd love to question are you gonna invite your dad
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games he's busy he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:20hey Connor your dad enough about my dad actually come on you don't want to be late
00:53:45hey everyone's gonna love these man this will win you crazy votes
00:53:49sure but I also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:57because in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows what'll happen then right
00:54:09graduate in style besties
00:54:12oh you're too late butterface
00:54:16the class loved my gifts so much I already got all their votes
00:54:34so you're buying votes now me no I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve but I'm sure they'll
00:54:45like you're a
00:54:45goodwill hand-me-downs too besties you don't even know their names
00:54:55of course I do well the hot ones the rest are freaks not people but hey money talks right
00:55:03even to losers with social rabies
00:55:08but come on now let's see what you got
00:55:19look trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:23thank you I got them Gucci earrings
00:55:33at least my gifts mean something
00:55:35um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen but you can't because you're a nobody
00:55:44Mia
00:55:45do you want to try saying that again
00:55:47relax Jack Bauer
00:55:49brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:53and I love all my subjects
00:55:56even you
00:55:57look
00:55:58look
00:55:59look
00:55:59look
00:55:59look
00:56:00look
00:56:16look
00:56:17img your twin
00:56:18Hi
00:56:27img your twin
00:56:28and hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and Con Con, here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do,
00:56:53this always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor.
00:56:56What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy,
00:57:16but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no, I know they're stupid.
00:57:20And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me.
00:57:24I've got her.
00:57:26They're going to love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you,
00:57:30and you're going to love them.
00:57:33Come on.
00:57:37Mm-hmm.
00:57:49Three?
00:57:51It's yours.
00:57:59So, I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets,
00:58:04but I hope coming under the real world,
00:58:09you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name,
00:58:33like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:58:59It's B, Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible,
00:59:06but I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody, shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you, too.
00:59:38You trash, you see pies.
00:59:42Ah!
00:59:44OK, all right, bye.
00:59:45You just keep going.
00:59:46Wait.
00:59:52Hey, um, this one's for you.
00:59:58I love you.
01:00:06Mia, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic 8-ball.
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you, I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:43I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:01What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:18No plastics for prom!
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:53just volunteered to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes, you can.
01:03:22Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your can quarter ready.
01:03:40This is going to be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:02Please rise.
01:04:05Please rise.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:51At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:32That our flag was still there
01:05:36Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:55And the home of the brave
01:06:20And the home of the brave
01:06:41If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:06:56Shit, that's my dad
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey
01:07:06Connor, you're going to be fine
01:07:10This is the big game
01:07:11Yeah
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:18Remember?
01:07:21Listen
01:07:22In the last moment
01:07:23Take that three-pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But
01:07:27Trust me
01:07:32I trust you
01:07:35And here we go, everyone
01:07:36On the big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions
01:07:39Versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:11And ten seconds left
01:08:13Home team is down
01:08:14Two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver
01:08:16Has the ball
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer
01:08:31He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:38Yes, he scores
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4249-48
01:08:44And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go
01:08:57First an A
01:08:59And now this
01:09:02Expect me
01:09:03At all your college games
01:09:05Con
01:09:05Really?
01:09:07Really
01:09:09I'm sorry
01:09:10For missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:22Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:26Yeah
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouthweather isn't going to steal ConCon
01:09:38And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down with the dance
01:09:43For good
01:09:45I won because of you
01:09:46No, no, you won because of you
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait, wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean, what about your crush
01:10:15With the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia
01:10:19It always has been
01:10:24Holy circus
01:10:30Give me a 5
01:10:32I help you
01:10:38You see
01:10:40But for..
01:10:54It's always
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to the...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27It's so hot.
01:12:32Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins.
01:12:45Mia Watkins.
01:12:47Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:02And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:16Oh.
01:13:17Come on.
01:13:20I am going to give you
01:13:22the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to.
01:13:31I don't know.
01:13:34You want to beg at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry.
01:13:54Say it again?
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So, I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from...
01:14:08the future.
01:14:17The future.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents?
01:14:24Or the cops?
01:14:26Or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:27No, you're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:46How does Lost End?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they get off the island.
01:14:51Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:56The future's violent.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me start?
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hellmouth, that is Jess.
01:15:43You look like a corpse.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll look.
01:15:51Thanks.
01:15:52Hopefully I'll look.
01:15:52Hopefully I'll look.
01:16:03Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:35Let's see.
01:16:39Let's see.
01:16:39Let's see.
01:16:42Let's see.
01:16:44Let's see.
01:16:46Oh.
01:16:46Oh, Hong Kong.
01:16:47Oh, Hong Kong.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely in color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:51FYI.
01:16:52This is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:13Hong Kong.
01:17:14Think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but...
01:17:38Open it.
01:17:43Cool.
01:17:47Jess...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:13Ugh!
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them!
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying!
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen!
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your Prom King Basketball All-Star, Connor Oliver!
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough, I wasn't pretty enough, I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:11Jessica Hart!
01:21:13Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:22You earned it.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 9021ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:07Come here.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a set up!
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No, no.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:30Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:00I never doubted them.
01:23:03Or you.
01:23:12High School Bucket List, item number 15.
01:23:15Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?!
01:23:33Agh!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No, it was Mia!
01:23:57She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:58She's like a...
01:23:59A psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04Agh!
01:24:04No!
01:24:08Agh!
01:24:09Agh!
01:24:09Agh!
01:24:10Agh!
01:24:10Agh!
01:24:11Agh!
01:24:13Agh!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing Mia.
01:24:18Help me.
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:22You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:26Agh!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Chloe, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50Right here.
01:25:02Come on.
01:25:04Hey.
01:25:06Mia.
01:25:07Hey.
01:25:09Mia.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor.
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell.
01:25:23You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica?
01:25:36Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know.
01:25:38She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:40Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Woah.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:56But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02Mia Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:19And from our wild study sessions, to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Mia Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yeah, of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:01You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged? No. Not a million years. But hey, I guess some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:34No one makes me feel like you do. And no one sets my body on fire. No one gives me
01:27:46shivers like you. Oh, no one does it better.
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