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Poisoned by her own sister for the throne, she’s reincarnated with a merciless thirst for royal blood! Armed with the horrific knowledge of her tragic past, a betrayed queen manipulates the court to take back her rightful place. Witness the brutal scheming and betrayal in Reborn for the Crown as heads literally roll in the palace. Stream the complete web series right now to see who survives the game of power!
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00:00:00You
00:00:05Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:11This is me
00:00:20casually ruining my hospital room
00:00:29Mia?
00:00:30Is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm not
00:00:36Sorry, Jessica
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now, just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:49C-c-c-kay?
00:00:53I still love this school podcast
00:00:56Stop fucking embarrassing me
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's Prom King and Queen
00:01:07Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:18Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details
00:01:27Yeah!
00:01:29Me?
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good
00:01:31You seem really amazing
00:01:34Look who's talking
00:01:34Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city, so...
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special
00:01:46I came back for you
00:01:48Yeah, um...
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:51It's been 20 years
00:01:53It's been 20 years
00:01:53But this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:00Come on, come
00:02:01Everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give him one
00:02:06He came back
00:02:09He came back
00:02:36Stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:38What did you want to tell me?
00:02:45Am I...
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:51Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:56Holy bananas
00:02:58No more front lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:01Which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you too
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:18A...
00:03:18Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject?
00:03:28Calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson?
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi, you've gotta stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser! Loser!
00:03:47Loser! Loser!
00:03:48Nothing's changed
00:03:49Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:51And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:57You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill-
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:16For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Don't be silly
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student
00:04:35She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just-
00:04:39Sit!
00:04:40Down!
00:04:41And finish your lab before I fail you
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops!
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15What?
00:05:15The shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:20That acid
00:05:21Don't-
00:05:22I know Mia, but this is science class
00:05:24And I want to try this experiment
00:05:26On you
00:05:31Oh, these are so fun in my space
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:51Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you gonna put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes' attention
00:06:11Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:17Don't-
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:19Little Miss-
00:06:20St-st-stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:24You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:35You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:06:59Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:03No! No! No! No!
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teacher or least favorite teacher a lesson
00:07:10Sorry, Miss Thompson
00:07:11Freak science accident
00:07:13Blame chemistry?
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:23Use your words
00:07:24Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:26Just say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:30No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:34I like this new you
00:07:36I like the new me too
00:07:38Goodbye shy girl
00:07:40Hello high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:48What's next Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen
00:07:51Stop! Stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:54Maybe I will
00:07:55Literally no one knows you
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:00Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:02Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki! Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:12Look
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:15I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Feel?
00:08:21Everyone
00:08:22I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:26High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost touch after high school
00:08:47I am not losing them again
00:08:49I did
00:08:50I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:55Come here
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes but we love you too and since we love you, let's get you right
00:09:08Great! More maggots have arrived!
00:09:12Besides then, Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16You know
00:09:17The misfits
00:09:17The outcasts
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect
00:09:23To the queen
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die slutty spears
00:09:31Well, since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41Okay
00:09:41Okay
00:09:41And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her? Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Con Con
00:10:04You already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this
00:10:09Together
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:25It's destiny
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:32Fail again
00:10:32You won't be able to go to prom
00:10:34Or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of relativity
00:10:46The answers are A, C, C, B
00:10:51I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:00If I'm wrong
00:11:01I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05You wasted
00:11:07How?
00:11:10Told ya!
00:11:11See ya later, Misty
00:11:19Hey, I just wanted to thank you for-
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Nia?
00:11:31Um, I'm sorry I didn't mean to...
00:11:34Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now
00:11:36Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:39Ooh
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:47Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:55I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:01Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10Chalamet who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing, no
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year
00:12:16So I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:24That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:36There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:50Is...
00:12:51Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry
00:12:54Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:01She's...
00:13:01God
00:13:01Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:06And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:18She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:26Cool
00:13:27Um...
00:13:28But I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:35That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I...
00:13:42Will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:57Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:13If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:34Oh man, here goes nothing
00:14:37And Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:46Well...
00:14:47Great! Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual...
00:14:53What?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me, Neapaz! Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her own win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:29Me winning
00:15:31Can't wait to have him back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow
00:15:35But uh... show is your best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:40It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:46You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:15:59High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:03No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:26So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:29Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
00:16:37We definitely have to do that again
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:45I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The whole town wants us together!
00:16:53Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go there!
00:17:00Mia!
00:17:02Your prince is waiting
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:09Or you can use your mouth another creative way
00:17:12Go go go go go go go
00:17:14You just called him!
00:17:14Bye!
00:17:17Mia!
00:17:18We really need to talk
00:17:21About that shiz
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College!
00:17:28Science majors are sluttier than you think
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No!
00:17:34But I will
00:17:35One day
00:17:36My magic eight ball said so
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future
00:17:43Right
00:17:44It's my secret super power, so
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future
00:17:51Somewhere
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions
00:17:55Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so
00:18:02Actually about that, yeah
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jeffs
00:18:06And we can talk about all the kiss stuff later
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush
00:18:13But he's also a forever playboy
00:18:15At least that's what the rumors say
00:18:18Fine
00:18:20Yeah, look
00:18:20For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:24Is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off
00:18:27So we could team up
00:18:32Wait
00:18:33You really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you want to team me up
00:18:40You're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:42No
00:18:46Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through
00:18:50Wait
00:18:51You're not seriously thinking about answering
00:18:54If you do
00:18:56I will embarrass you so bad
00:18:58You will wish you were dead
00:19:01You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry
00:19:08Let the best baker win
00:19:11Ew
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:24You don't look the part yet, Nina
00:19:26Let us help you out
00:19:38Later loser
00:19:41Let me guess
00:19:43Jessed bitch strikes again
00:19:44I hope her baked goods burn in hell
00:19:47You want me to go cursor?
00:19:48Thanks for the thought, Kate
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52Never gonna have to give you an edge
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points
00:19:56And baking points
00:19:58Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00Why?
00:20:01Because I'm gonna turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen
00:20:08Come to me up
00:20:10Where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, gong gong?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:24I don't know
00:20:39I don't know
00:20:41I don't know
00:20:43I don't know
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl
00:20:45Look who's talking
00:20:47Chef?
00:20:48Ready to go in?
00:20:49Go
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne
00:21:04Boo!
00:21:11Shut up or die!
00:21:17Alright, contestants, we're about to begin
00:21:19To your tables, please
00:21:20Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh yeah, we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:24With some molecular gastronomy toppings
00:21:26It's really easy
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science made sweets
00:21:31Come on
00:21:33Alright, contestants
00:21:34The bake-off begins
00:21:36Now!
00:21:38Okay, I'll sprinkle some tea
00:21:43Like this, like that
00:21:50And then
00:21:52This
00:21:53Goes on your nose
00:21:55No, that's too much
00:21:56That's too much
00:22:03No more
00:22:05No!
00:22:10Cool trick
00:22:11Bill Nye the science nerd
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:21Oops
00:22:24Oops
00:22:25Foot slipped
00:22:26Sorry, not sorry
00:22:29Oops
00:22:30Sorry
00:22:32My hand slipped
00:22:33Oh, she's awful
00:22:39If you do that again, Miss Watkins
00:22:42You will be disqualified
00:22:43She just kicked our table
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong
00:22:47Get back to work
00:22:48It's fine, it's fine
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:51A good scientist
00:22:53Always has a plan
00:22:58And...
00:22:59Time!
00:23:02The winning team's votes
00:23:04Also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:08Jessica, you're up
00:23:10It is a model
00:23:12Of my mansion
00:23:13And anyone who votes for me
00:23:15Can come to all my parties
00:23:16For the rest of the year
00:23:17So crazy!
00:23:20This is our dessert
00:23:22It may look simple
00:23:24But...
00:23:25It's got a little magic to it
00:23:48And all the votes are in
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:01The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:07The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins
00:24:14Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor
00:24:22Woo!
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it
00:24:28That's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:31Best day of my life
00:24:34I knew you could do that
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that loser!
00:24:53Sorry
00:24:55High school bucket list item number nine
00:24:58Start a riot
00:25:00Make it epic
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:08Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus kids!
00:25:11Stop it! Stop it!
00:25:18Stop! Stop!
00:25:26Team Jessica! Team Mia! Get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis!
00:25:34Before you say anything!
00:25:36Mia started it!
00:25:37Thank you for your honesty, Jessica!
00:25:40You and your friends can go!
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:45I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins!
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No!
00:25:51I like having an attitude!
00:25:53I lived for years without one!
00:25:55And now?
00:25:56It's here to stay!
00:25:58One more...
00:25:59Bad word!
00:25:59One more...
00:26:00Thing that you do wrong!
00:26:02And you are suspended!
00:26:04Fine!
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop...
00:26:08Letting Jessica's dad bribe you!
00:26:11Oh!
00:26:12Sorry!
00:26:13No one knows about that yet!
00:26:14Both of you, pack your bags!
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended!
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed!
00:26:24No, no, no!
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day!
00:26:27You're both free to go!
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course!
00:26:31You're both free to go!
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office!
00:26:35The door's always open!
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347 and...
00:26:43You'll be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:47I'll take a thought, why don't you help me clean up here?
00:26:50My star students.
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa!
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out!
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's no big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:11So tell me...
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:20What's that one again?
00:27:21Uh, anatomy.
00:27:22It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:32Like a...
00:27:35Like us?
00:27:37Together?
00:27:38Alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:40Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:27:46You're not home.
00:27:48You're the one again.
00:27:53You're the one again.
00:28:00You're the one again.
00:28:01Yeah.
00:28:01Yeah.
00:28:01Yeah.
00:28:14Oh, that's good.
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:14Oh!
00:29:15Oh!
00:29:18Alright, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:23Can I?
00:29:25Alright.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:34Bicep brachii.
00:29:40Dr. Alice Major.
00:29:45Arctus abdominis gloria amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Dude, you forgot about that part.
00:29:54That's not important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:08But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:31High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:38Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezibizias.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:43Oh my.
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting
00:31:28pretty close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:33I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:39You!
00:31:41They're all...
00:31:41Batgirl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:09What are you doing?
00:32:12Oh my god!
00:32:13You're crazy!
00:32:14You're not about this shirt.
00:32:16Oh!
00:32:18That's for cheating.
00:32:21Oh my god!
00:32:28Oh my god!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:35Come on!
00:32:35Come on!
00:32:35Come on!
00:32:35Oh my god!
00:32:35Okay!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second.
00:32:55Oh, hey, Dad.
00:32:56This is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:03So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad, Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing.
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait.
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:57I think it's time you leave, Ms. Valedictorian.
00:34:00I need to speak with my son.
00:34:02Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait.
00:34:14Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:16Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:28Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:33Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:17Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help,
00:35:22but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:24You know?
00:35:27Can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:41I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So, come through
00:35:49and vote for Mia.
00:36:00Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:07We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Take it off.
00:36:10Here.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:12Come on.
00:36:13That's my mouth before you see me.
00:36:13Wait.
00:36:14No.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:16Come on.
00:36:16No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:20Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:25What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:47It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:06Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade, so why are you talking
00:37:30to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So, can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:41You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Mia, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:50Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I...
00:38:00Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:01I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:03Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:07I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:10Come on.
00:38:11Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke.
00:38:32Cop Con.
00:38:33What a surprise.
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:45She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's going to break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting.
00:39:08I'm going to go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey, get the fuck off her.
00:39:20Oh, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here.
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:27Hey, mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:36Every action
00:39:39has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47Go to party as you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:01when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:08No, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:14who is?
00:40:18You're...
00:40:23You are not going to believe who I'm into.
00:40:30It's crazy.
00:40:32Right?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:34Who is it?
00:40:39Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:47No, I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:05She wore it like once.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:09I mean...
00:41:10No, I don't.
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Uh...
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:22Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah, let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:26Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:37Should I...
00:41:46Mia.
00:41:49Look.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:57Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going
00:42:04to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:07No, I'm future girl, remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:33Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:38I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You're Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:53And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll just have you in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse hybrids.
00:43:30Oh, on page four, there's a great parable boy that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your pigtails.
00:43:49And everybody had bris's mirror.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually,
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know,
00:44:23a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:34So go ahead.
00:44:36Read away.
00:44:37I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:45What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:51What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:00You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato thing.
00:45:20Yeah, show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:29Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica.
00:45:42You think being prom queen is all about looks, okay?
00:45:47High school bucket list, item number 12.
00:45:50Flam it while you got it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:24FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:47Ah!
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:50Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:52And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06I thought those mouth-breakers had a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Ugh.
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:44Oh my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:47Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:56Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I...
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia, hey.
00:48:12Hey.
00:48:13Hey, Mia.
00:48:14You okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:17Ugh.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:23Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:31I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:39Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:52Here.
00:48:56All right.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record,
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:15What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse.
00:49:24And worse.
00:49:25And somehow, she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:46You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50I'll get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:49:57Come on.
00:50:04Come on.
00:50:05Come on.
00:50:07Come on.
00:50:09Come on.
00:50:15You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So, it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:05I'm not just anyone.
00:51:11What is all this?
00:51:14Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me rap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:40So, eight ball girl.
00:51:44What's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:49Don't even look. I know you're not.
00:51:53You're actually super successful.
00:51:58You're really smart.
00:52:00Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:08Actually.
00:52:12No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up. Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:25I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these is awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:38So, who do I get married to?
00:52:42Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So, you got to get over that Brittany crash,
00:52:46because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:51You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:08Question.
00:53:09Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:20Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:27Actually.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:30Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's going to love these, Mia.
00:53:47This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:49Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what will happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:13You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look!
00:55:19Trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:24I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:33At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:47Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:57Look.
00:56:17OMG, you're twinny.
00:56:18OMG, you're twinny.
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and Con Con, here is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:51No matter what I do, this always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom Queen, Connor, what am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:12They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18No, they're stupid.
00:57:20And she, she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:23Just trust me.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:28Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:57:31And you're gonna love them.
00:57:33I'm not gonna be sova.
00:57:34Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:57:35Oh, what?
00:57:35I'm not gonna love them.
00:57:37Okay.
00:57:45I'm not gonna love them.
00:57:49And you're gonna love them.
00:57:59So, I want them to go head, yeah.
00:58:02coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:17How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist's name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:48Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06But I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years.
00:59:13You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17Um, you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:28Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you too.
00:59:38You're trash, you're using hives.
00:59:41Boo!
00:59:42Fuck!
00:59:43Fuck!
00:59:43Okay!
00:59:44Alright, fine!
00:59:45You're safe!
00:59:46Please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
00:59:58Okay.
00:59:59Okay.
01:00:00Okay.
01:00:01Okay.
01:00:06Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:19Magic 8-ball.
01:00:21You remember?
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:27Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:43Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me...
01:00:48that you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:08Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:16It's time to step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:54I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom.
01:02:18No plastics for prom.
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:26They were terrified of you.
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:36Well, since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone.
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins,
01:02:53just volunteered to sing the national anthem
01:02:58in front of the whole school.
01:03:14Come on, Mia.
01:03:16We're all waiting.
01:03:19Hey.
01:03:20Hey, yes, you can.
01:03:22Show them all what you can do.
01:03:26All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:33Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:38Get your camcorder ready.
01:03:40This is going to be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list, item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:01Please, rest.
01:04:23Just look at me.
01:04:34Oh, say, can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:51At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:07O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:21The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:31That our flag was still there
01:05:36O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:49O'er the land of the free
01:05:54And the home of the brave
01:06:15Give it up for Mia
01:06:17This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:21See?
01:06:22Everyone loves you, Mia
01:06:41If you want to win
01:06:41You've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad
01:07:01What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:05Hey
01:07:06Connor, you're going to be fine
01:07:10This is the big game
01:07:12Mia
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:18Remember?
01:07:21Listen
01:07:22In the last moment
01:07:23Take that three-pointer
01:07:24It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But trust me
01:07:31I trust you
01:07:35And here we go everyone
01:07:36The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions
01:07:39Versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go
01:07:42Ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:11And ten seconds left
01:08:13Home team is down
01:08:14Two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver
01:08:16Has the ball
01:08:32He's going to risk it all
01:08:33On a three-pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:39Yes, he scores
01:08:40The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4249-48
01:08:44And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go
01:08:57First
01:08:58An A
01:08:59And now
01:08:59This
01:09:02Expect me
01:09:03At all
01:09:04Your college games
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really
01:09:09Sorry
01:09:10For missing out
01:09:11On this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:18I couldn't be more proud
01:09:20Son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:22Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:26Yeah
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:32Oh
01:09:34Am I being pumped?
01:09:36That pipply mouth
01:09:37Weaver isn't going to steal
01:09:38Con Con
01:09:38And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down
01:09:43With the dance
01:09:43For good
01:09:44I won because of you
01:09:46No, no
01:09:47He won because of you
01:09:49I just gave you
01:09:50A little hint
01:09:51But I do accept
01:09:53Payment
01:09:53And kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better
01:10:08Than that
01:10:09Wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:13I mean
01:10:14What about your crush
01:10:15The girl you've worked
01:10:15So hard for?
01:10:17It's you Mia
01:10:18It always has been
01:10:24Holy circuits
01:10:39Should I have to
01:10:40examine
01:10:40Who told me
01:10:40about the��
01:10:41It
01:10:43always has been Holy
01:10:45you know Son
01:10:46Son
01:10:46Son
01:10:46Son
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with flying colors.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class, and what about Brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:57I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:00You're never going to let that go.
01:12:05It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:17What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:19Yeah.
01:12:19I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:26It's so hot.
01:12:31Okay, so, hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:37Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins, will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you, and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:12Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:17Come on.
01:13:20I am going to give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:29Maybe she's going to.
01:13:31I don't know.
01:13:34You won a big at the game.
01:13:36Maybe she's given up.
01:13:40No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry, say it again.
01:13:56Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:03I...
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents or the cops or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:27No.
01:14:28You're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:43Okay.
01:14:44Okay, okay.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:45Hi.
01:14:46How's Lost Island?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Mouse?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:51Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:56Wow.
01:14:57The future's pilot.
01:14:58You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:03I'm sorry.
01:15:05So will you help me start?
01:15:08Yeah.
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:17Let's go.
01:15:17Okay.
01:15:32Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll love you.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:24Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:41Come, come, come.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Ugh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Con Con, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21Maybe.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:28You can be better than this, Jessica.
01:17:35I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:47Just...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:13Ugh!
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:23I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen!
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:08And as expected, give it up for your Prom King Basketball All-Star, Conor Oliver!
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:06I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:18I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:21I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:26And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:40You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:53And it looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:12Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, shh.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:22You earned it.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:47And you believed to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:21:59Mia has something to say.
01:22:01I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:12Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:24Mia.
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:31Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia...
01:22:36Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Or you.
01:23:12High school bucket list item number 15.
01:23:15Embrace your inner queen.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated, now you could have killed someone?
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:56She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:58She's like a...
01:23:59A psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:07Ah!
01:24:09Ah!
01:24:10Ah!
01:24:10Ah!
01:24:11Ah!
01:24:12Ah!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17That's nothing, Mia.
01:24:18Come on.
01:24:18You'll get it in a few years.
01:24:19No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:20This isn't right!
01:24:22Seriously!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:36No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:41Clearly, no matter when or where you are, you can find me.
01:24:47Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:48He-he-he-he!
01:24:51I hear...
01:24:52I hear...
01:24:52Crap.
01:25:02I hear...
01:25:03Crap.
01:25:04Crap.
01:25:05Mia...
01:25:06Hey!
01:25:06Mia!
01:25:07Crap.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor...
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:21you tripped and fell you all right
01:25:31where's jessica jessica jessica hart
01:25:37i don't know she's probably in prison by now remember she got arrested at prom
01:25:42i haven't seen her since 2006
01:25:49everything that happened senior year came to
01:25:56but that's all in the past i want to focus on the future
01:26:02you know watkins since the first time i met you in freshman year i loved you
01:26:10you were the cutest glasses wearing nerd i ever met
01:26:19and from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:27to taking on the whole world i i couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner
01:26:37give me a lot kids
01:26:42will you marry me hurry up and say yes i have to get back home to lance
01:26:55i can't believe this is happening
01:26:59you're a time traveler ria
01:27:00you didn't see this coming
01:27:04us getting engaged no
01:27:08not a million years but hey i guess some things you never see coming
01:27:31and no one makes me feel like you do
01:27:37and no one sets my body on fire no one gives me shivers like you
01:27:49oh no one does it better
01:27:53you
01:27:55you
01:27:56you
01:27:58you
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