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00:00लुट्ए लगल finances अोइगा, मुann टीज प्रिस्टिमी कां�fang

00:15लुट्सुरी ऑुट तू हिस और मेरी कुम उermने हो

00:18okay, so we've got an amazing lineup we've got team captain John Richardson and

00:23बढकेट जुदी लुछ दलव देजी अ अजोड़ झाती नुट अ कर देद अ

00:43अज़ जाना कर देद रोगाइ इन्वरिष इनौ रखिडिए एनुट प्रिस्मस एफिए जगाइ

00:50ज़ भी दिर देद पाव

00:51कर दो कर दो कर दो कर दो है

01:23कर दो कर दो 몇 दिटका束

01:28हलो and welcome to the 8 out of 10 counts does Countdown Christmas special, a show about letters, numbers, conundrums

01:34and Christmas

01:35,okay let's meet tonight's players. First up, it's team captain John RichardsonGood

01:45Paul stos

01:46He does look like one of Santa's elves but the one that works in accounts?

01:51I would now.

01:54And John's team mate Daisy May Cooper?

01:57accents

02:01Daisy claims she once attempted to have sex with a ghost?

02:04I bet that put the willies up here.

02:07Up against them this evening, team captain, Rob Beckett.

02:12और व्याला कि प्योर्वेश कि अओिक्त

02:15भुब छुब जोगद लुब एक्ता सब्सक्स्मार भिक्स्मार क्षिज। व्योग कि फश्योज इसके हो इसके हो ए कि नेक

02:37छुर्षी शर्षी शर्षी शर्षी चुर्षी जुर्ष और अड़ लिए टुछ गॉवज जाल ज फॉग्षी एफ दे जुट जी तो जाका

02:50फिल मौन फे जख जगाइसो इ।

03:01मौन एफ लिए जादिव कर दे लुग

03:06John, have you ever been asked to turn on a town's Christmas Lights?

03:09You sound very unwell, Jimmy.

03:12The voice box is the only thing that we haven't had replaced, and now look!

03:18Er...

03:18Yeah, I did a few last year actually, but none have asked me back.

03:23I hooked them all up to spark meters.

03:27I had a few booked in this year but then Andrew became available.

03:34आपने उन्हूड़ी कायो गातवा क्योवा कायो एदिए पहलते कारी है

03:39All right, Daisy, what was it like growing up with your brother Charlie?

03:44घामाटिक, Christmases were very traumatic

03:46Our great Nan came to stay with us one Christmas

03:49I was about eight, Charlie was about five

03:52and we had bunk beds Christmas Eve

03:55we heard the door open and we thought, oh my God, it's Santa Clause

03:58and it wasn't it was our great nan who was naked sleepwalking with night terrors

04:05right she just walked into our room and screamed

04:11so what part of her made you think it was father christmas the long beard

04:18it was awful it was horrible rob what element of christmas would you ban

04:27i would ban um the snowman the depressing cartoon yeah that it's on every year oh it's

04:33shit chill away it's a drawing like we've got moana now proper cgi

04:41animations moved on i don't want to watch something worse at the special time do you

04:44know what i mean so yeah i'll get rid of the snowman so i've upset the entire nation

04:50do you like the snowman yeah i do he dies at the end do you not like that bit when

04:55he dies he dies

04:56oh i'll watch it this year judy are you are you a good cook do you do christmas dinner yeah

05:03it

05:04depends on whether you know the spirit takes me in the spirit is called rum

05:09your food situation at christmas we spoke about this before is mental how much

05:13food do you make i mean we do everything we do rice and peas and we do plain rice then

05:17we do curry

05:17goat and then we do jerk chicken then we have fried chicken but in the morning we have fried fish

05:22fish with ardo bread we might have ackee and salt fish then we kind of add our little british

05:27culture which is a bit of toast and then we have dessert you've got the black cake got everything

05:36fruits and cream it feels like you could cut the plain rice course oh no no no no this is

05:41the

05:42jamaican house there's nothing plain in there even the plain white rice is seasoned it's washed it's got

05:46salt it's got butter oh let's not go there white people please you wash it and then you

05:54let it bubble up and you put butter and you put salt you put a bit of time and i

05:58like to with my

05:59plain white rice i get a scotch bonnet when it's simmering and i put the scotch but in the middle

06:03and just let it simmer it down don't let it burst let me tell you something you will never like

06:07they

06:07say once you go black you don't go back once you go white rice with a scotch bonnet you won't

06:12go back

06:13i'm telling you i'm to try it people sounds good thank you thank you for the one clap

06:19okay john have you got a mascot i have what have you got um well it's all about christmas

06:24traditions for me the best tradition of christmas is when you get your your christmas morning bin

06:29bag yes i start looking for mine about september i'd start filling it with that suit

06:47so you know you've got to start thinking about what sort of load it's going to take

06:51what thickness of bag you want you know you get the wrong christmas bag and the kids have been up

06:55at

06:55five your three christmas bin bags in by six o'clock you ain't coming back from that yeah

06:59christmas day's over is that a heavy duty it's not full heavy duty no because then i think um there's

07:04too much heft to it right and it sort of takes you want the crinkle yeah yeah some of that

07:08some of

07:08that christmas are you struggling with that i am struggling a little bit i don't think you picked the

07:14right back oh oh i like that don't criticize his black bag no i've been having christmas bags

07:23for years you always remember you oh i get emotional looking at this picture your first christmas bin

07:28bag is um it's a real thing is that really you that's me yeah which one

07:41yeah my sister's in that picture but the um the team have taken the decision to edit her out

07:45and put the bag where she was stud so that's a that's a conversation we'll have at my real family

07:50christmas uh daisy have you got a mascot do you want to bring him out oh this is my son

07:58benji

07:58dressed as a little christmas pudding oh thank you babe oh hello poppet um yeah it's only because

08:07i sort of fucked up a bit with child care i said can i bring him and they said fine

08:16and they said have

08:17you bought a mascot and i said no yes you'd be a bit scared of jimmy earlier won't you don't

08:24he's not

08:24the grinch look there he is he's a nice man you wave to him stop it hello hi hi how

08:34old are you

08:35you are 17 months 17 months well talk me through the conception it was really great actually in a

08:45travelodge really yeah i've had the best times there straight talk are you 100 sure

08:54that's not rob beckett's show us your teeth thanks darling he's not going to bite you the nasty

09:05man can i ask you oh oh darling i'm so sorry you don't want to go past and you've picked

09:10up a child

09:11before have you you know judy have you got a mascot i i have got a mascot my jamaican

09:23crackers yeah i'm jamaican if you didn't know it just it just brings you into like my kind of

09:30household and my vibes with different words and stuff that i can teach you okay so put it open

09:37now can you read what that says with your best jamaican accent oh bye rob

09:46small no little more yes little more little more do you know what that means a little more

09:54licket more oh no it doesn't no it licit little more yeah it means a little more like oh you

10:00could say

10:00और खेन closer के।ख difό değil.

10:01अज ने सी अूल among me.

10:04अुमाय गे ने रह죽 कर्ए.

10:07वाग भाई के रहा थ्सप्रे़ा कषिपा वाई!

10:12मेरी अए उन अथू best जाए!ामाए़्

10:15मेर से ऑ कियो पो ओ알गान गारन। मिलती होड्

10:24मिलती हो न देसे वाइरो

10:30जोच शया? झाए. से थे मेशू हो ज झाए.

10:36जी ज से जाए.

10:38मReब जया जूङ.

10:41तेतने मेदेल जा के जा क्युतीं हुम्या क्याे है?

10:41मेद móन.

10:42मेदेल.

10:42जाए.

10:45jij हुम्या झाल prisoners.

10:48जीमा, जीमा, creator, चुम्यास, पूर मोजानी हुना, is जीला हुना.

10:53जो भी बन्हें को बन्हें प्रवाइ नहीं प्राइब एक उसनों कि अच्छ लाइ नहीं वे कि एक व्रवाइब उन्हें प्रवाइब

11:05याज जो एकार यह एकार जा रड़ा या विद लाइ्ट है।

11:23कि विरन आएफ बाफ यु वाफ लुई वाफ लु अद को लुग वाफ जुट भी वुट वाफ लुट्स जीू इपट

11:29प्रश को लुट टुट लुट वीव से लुट्स ऱए जल्ट अज़र थाफ पो नुट नद को लिए लुट अगो ज़

11:38ज़ुट अट

11:39वुल्ष के इमेरी वहों है फोड़ से सेMusic।ॉ

11:45वालब नचू

11:48वाली के वालो है

11:49स्वाब लय imagen उखा वालो वारी होग वेशे सिशॉ

11:54व में वरोषाइए!

11:58क fiquei into the things up in the bedroom.

11:59What.

12:00You know,on diese jedem where youÓ it never does.

12:02So I got a little outfit.

12:05What about spicing the things up in the bedroom?

12:07Do you have plain sex with a Scotch bonnet in the middle to find?

12:17Anyway, so I thought I would get her an outfit to wear

12:20for a bit of sexy time, so got her this.

12:25But I thought it might be quite nice, better role play.

12:27यह उह बहुरा इहाए ठाँ बिस्त कुछ इस भी इस पिए इसे कुछ इस बुटिए को इस पाइब इस फ

12:33फिर्म इस भाग कि इस फिर love you

12:38जो दिर sixt जो बट्सकार के एंगाता है

12:43क्यों है

12:47कि ये जिम्ही आफ़ से जूई जूई जा जूईरे kई

12:54झाल्व को भी एता है

12:56काईव नुर्स

12:57क्यूश्मस, 운영

13:00क्युश्मस जूश्मस जूशे

13:02हाई जूशे जी से क्योशे है

13:03वा जा इता लिल्ट फज है

13:03अबना एक्वाटी काईश Π fautंगे इंगे, इंगे जफर्स को अवाटिव इंगे से भी कि अवाटी बाट जी काईशन नवाटी है

13:17कि अजए बत्वाइबल गुल एफ वैं कि गॉल जीघ भी दूएंगा उख फूल गजए वजए जा बीज़ को बटूचा तो

13:31जाराँ व। तो एफ जूश जर व। पुस्वट दीज़ घज़ इन सेथे फॉलेशा तरण जारो जब तो पूलेचाँ। यट वालेशा

13:41संने कि �

13:50एजिस्ट निस भास्तों करता है

13:53व उप गूपड़। जिस्ट इमें

13:55एक फस्टेने ग एक झाम प्लाफ वज को एल्से अगता बिट पुच्ट इंट मैं एंटराइब ऑप लग तो

14:00जए जा पक्सद़ामिस

14:05this is boo oh�� bae Radley

14:08I mean boo-boo showing her boo-boo yes yes a squirrels elbow down i'm

14:18with Katie of course it's Susie Dent

14:24Susie's books make a great last-minute Christmas gift for people you don't like

14:29how you're gonna do something

14:30what's your favorite festive word Suzie

14:31a wonder clout

14:34and a wonder clout is something that looks really promising

14:37you think it's gonna be great and ends up being really disappointing

14:41oh I've got one of those

14:43yeah

14:44yeah

14:45actually there is in wrestling there is a Christmas hold

14:49which is when one wrestler gets the other by the crotch

14:52and so it's a handful of nuts

14:54I think that's what your squirrel has

14:55Is that nuts on the scroll, or a bulky vagina...

14:59No, these are nuts!

15:01Do you just ask, were it nuts or a bulky vagina?

15:07I think it's a fair question...

15:09No, I don't think we're using the phrase bulky vagina nut...

15:13...on on our Christmas show.

15:15And in charge of the numbers, it's Rachel Riley!

15:22खेस्छाओे मतzamी तेता है

15:24अतोने तेनी ए्याजल्स घर ह्यारशा है।

15:25मैं झींपploy मेर गर छयादा

15:30भी आफ ज talk 시いました

15:36झाल Francर के रुल

15:42मैं फ्दील ऑ्रोट्स्मा स्डिस्टिक

15:43यू कि मैं हो गोगा पूनी देश Keysण दे रेंडर

15:46so some people put milk out

15:47and apparently in the UK 1.3 million cans of beer

15:50get put out for Santa on Christmas Eve

15:52which is about 2.5 million units of alcohol

15:55so Santa's about 600,000 times the drink driver limit

16:00when he's going around up there

16:02so you can't even read that naughty list

16:04which explains why my little one gets presents every year

16:07and she's an absolute shit

16:14okay and the prize the teams will be

16:16competing for tonight is definitely not an elf on a shelf

16:19for legal reasons it's the countdown elf upon a mantelpiece

16:32thanks for lending him the gear John

16:36okay let's count down everyone

16:37time for our first game

16:39Rob, Judy, you get first poke of the letters

16:41uh, consonant

16:42thank you Judy

16:45you pick a pick

16:46can I get a vowel please?

16:47yeah

16:48yeah

16:48O

16:50another vowel please

16:51E

16:52consonant please

16:53N

16:54am I still going?

16:55yeah it looks like it

16:57crack on

16:59C

17:00vowel

17:01U

17:01do you want to go?

17:02no?

17:03vowel

17:03no, do you want to start writing it down then?

17:06A

17:06oh I thought I was saying that you were writing it

17:08vowel please

17:10you sure?

17:11er, I wasn't but now I am just to piss you off

17:13yeah

17:15oh

17:15and then er, fuck it and have a vowel

17:17yeah

17:18yeah

17:19yeah, you have to have four

17:22I'm overruling

17:23that would have a consonant

17:23yeah, you have to have four consonants on this game

17:25yeah

17:25T

17:26oh I see a word

17:27oh yeah

17:28yeah

17:29yeah

17:32yeah

17:33merry christmas everyone

17:37and for the first time today, here's the countdown clock

17:41it's beginning to look a lot like christmas

17:45oh

17:47everywhere you go

17:50there's a look at five and ten

17:52listening once again

17:54I'm broke

17:55candy canes and silver lanes aglow

17:58it's beginning to look a lot like christmas

18:03toys and every store

18:05it's quite hard to read

18:07but the prettiest sight to see

18:09is the holly that will be on your own

18:12front door

18:20oh

18:21Rob, what have you got?

18:23a four

18:25Judy, how many?

18:26seven

18:26seven?

18:27yeah

18:28Daisy, how many?

18:29I got six

18:29okay, John

18:31seven

18:32Rob, what is your broadcastable four-letter word?

18:35cart

18:35Daisy, your six

18:37toucan

18:38mmm, nice

18:40er, Judy, your seven

18:42counter

18:43oh

18:44oh

18:45my god

18:46oh

18:47wow

18:49and John, your seven

18:51cartoon

18:51oh

18:52oh

18:53my goodness

18:56wow

18:56seven points to both teams

18:58Katie, Susie, what could they have had?

19:00well you could have had an eight

19:01oh

19:02ah

19:03current

19:04er, it's a 16th century court dance

19:07short steps forward, short steps back

19:09it's a bit mincing, I think you'd be quite good at this, Jimmy

19:11little

19:13Christmassy

19:13very Christmassy

19:14nice

19:14so at the end of that, both teams have seven points

19:17well done, Judy

19:19er, okay, on to our first numbers round

19:21er, John, Daisy, your turn to pick the numbers

19:23would you like to pick the numbers?

19:24no

19:26two big ones, please

19:27three

19:28three

19:30five

19:31four

19:32fifty

19:32and seventy-five

19:34and the target

19:35667

19:37okay

19:37and your time starts

19:38now

19:39now

19:39....

19:42you

19:43कर स्टे

20:11Okay, so the target was 667...

20:13Rob, did you get it?

20:15I got 669, so no.

20:18Judy, did you get it?

20:19No.

20:20Daisy, did you get it?

20:21I got nine.

20:24I've written five plus four equals nine, question mark.

20:30Judy done that as 33, not two lots of three.

20:35John, did you get it?

20:37666.

20:376.

20:38Ooh!

20:39Ooh!

20:40The number of the beast.

20:42At Christmas, John, how could you?

20:45How did you do it?

20:46Five plus four is nine.

20:48Yep.

20:49Satanic.

20:5075.

20:51Evil.

20:52675.

20:53And then three threes are nine.

20:55Take it away.

20:57666.

20:58Wow.

20:58Seven points to John.

21:02APPLAUSE

21:03Rachel, could it be done?

21:04It could if you say four times three is 12.

21:09Wow.

21:10Times 50 is 600.

21:12Yes.

21:12And then add the 75 and take the other three.

21:14What are you saying yes for?

21:15Yeah.

21:17APPLAUSE

21:19OK, so Rob and Judy have seven.

21:21John and Daisy have 14 points.

21:23Wow.

21:25And here is your teaser.

21:27The words are I rub snow and the clue is the thicker the better.

21:31That's I rub snow, the thicker the better.

21:33See you after the break.

21:35APPLAUSE

21:50Welcome back.

21:51The answer to the teaser.

21:51The words were I rub snow.

21:53The clue was the thicker the better.

21:55It was, of course, unibrows.

21:57So, John and Daisy are in the lead.

22:00They've been playing in teams so far, but this game is just for Rob and Daisy.

22:04So, Daisy, your turn to choose.

22:06Three vowels, please.

22:07Three vowels.

22:07OK, three.

22:08I think this is the moment where we can get our points.

22:10You're not playing.

22:11And another one.

22:12E, U, E and O.

22:15And the rest, the other ones.

22:18Whatever.

22:19We've got S.

22:20Wow, thanks for taking such an interest in me.

22:23N.

22:25Another S.

22:27Yes, another G.Oh,

22:28wow. Hang on.

22:29Oof.

22:29OK. And

22:30your time

22:31starts now. JUST SEE YOU

22:33YOUNG SLAVE BEAST JINGLE IN RING DING STALLING

22:37DING DING

22:38STALLING BALL

22:38चौश्य हुआ, झालो और वो ये निवाव, जूप्यार तेधर वहुआ, इड़ आवल्ष छो और जा लाने इहुआ, जूप रॉआ येधर

22:48आविभवस्योर विझालो, बिवाव, एड़ में पुवरा तेधर आवेव, इगलो चौश्यार तेधर लुआ, इवड़ जब और �

22:57चेगल फिर्ञ झान

23:02हLικά

23:09प्रेशगरने करन्त

23:10अ हिसी.. अ अज इसफ जासवान

23:13घ debenोशाएएएग, यीपाउएगाउ

23:16Pack Godczaई

23:16प्रोस7 कि झानो ले

23:20भु़ाँएए़ी चामसानोशसा

23:21है द केeger 一 क्य invoke

23:22और ओो खोग्धा सुने हैं?

23:24लग बजला जैसे इयता है

23:29वैस फुट रस्खेश लग्षा लग्षार।

23:36अच्षी अगyes

23:41कैसीफ अगए यथ बाट

23:45अधप झाको मैं गॉष्ष्छ

23:47ओझाको मैं गएस

23:52रेखला उिल ते बूजाज ज़ीप रखिज जूज जूग करना रखिज ए जुट गी तूज जई?

23:57लुट तो जूजरी ये!

24:00ये जुम्य विणाझ ये विर्मी ये खिरी इन्हेंध जुम्य इस एक तो टोग मने झी है

24:08Yeah!

24:08What is it like about him?

24:10I just think he's really fit!

24:16Which one of his faces do you like most?

24:19All of them!

24:21What's your biggest fantasy, do you have about Jimmy?

24:24What's your biggest fantasy?

24:25He says, don't worry about the maths bit.

24:29We just get it on him to the desk.

24:30है वो किसा है इस वी इसे किष्टत है विश बहुआ आदेब विष्टत, वे जांवा दूनी कि तेफू इस तूड़ां

24:42है अलतों जो आवडिता सूड़ी इस में फटलोग यहां, है तो कुम कोरे है

25:00जाफस युआ यूण जाफस यूट

25:10जाज़ी

25:11जाज़ी चूआर के प्लॉच टकाइब

25:16जाज़ी जाज़ी, हमनी

25:33अी kita आए घस करना श्रकान in अ when

25:42वह, जे थिसे फ्लिश आ क Va G

25:59You got snogs okay, errr rub I got five guess

26:08I'm gonna have to drop you home

26:11Oh I love this sounds great

26:14this is

26:16do you know I lost my virginity in a c Teams

26:26five points to both teams

26:34esos Christmas drive

26:37good

26:38that's fine

26:41ये प्रीमेलासित आज需

26:50केटी, सुझी?

26:51निगसे निगसे

26:53निगसे

26:54निगसे

26:55तो

26:55से ये रख bizi

26:56रख टोड़ी भाटी DIY

26:57उत तोड़ी पॉर्ट शगरी जबामनन्स्पीस

26:59अजसे के अट्रीनार फर्रान्से निगस

27:02वाट टे टैट

27:03तो अट एी

27:0417-ish तुडवराटा अचिवता है एकोच्वाराटाटा है इसे कि आए एक से लिग जो जो हैंगा है तुड़ एक मैं

27:16आफ बोगा एकात्राटा है इन अपस्फ़ए ऑा से इन पर जैट वासब तो एक पर उलाटाटाटा माझन झाए पूब इन

27:28पर एक वर जब जजए ये का उन

27:33950...

27:34...and the target 957.

27:37Your time starts now.

27:41The click-clock is turning me up.

27:50Help me.

27:51What's your name?

27:59Wait, wait.

28:09Okay, so the target was 957.

28:12John, did you get it?

28:13I think I got 953.

28:15Judy, did you get it?

28:17Yeah.

28:18Rachel, take it easy. Judy's got this.

28:20Why didn't Judy do it on the board?

28:24Don't point Rachel right out again.

28:26CHEERING

28:34Can I just make sure that Judy can't see Rachel's clipboard,

28:37just because I think they've probably both got it?

28:39They won't help.

28:39Oh, you're a petty, petty man.

28:41I just, you know.

28:42Please keep making sure that Judy doesn't see the answers,

28:45cos I would like to have the seven points.

28:48Cos I know the rules.

28:50Fuck off.

28:52Now it feels like Christmas.

28:55I did...

28:56Come on, Judy.

28:57...10 times...

28:5975.

29:00Yeah, is...

29:01Which is 750.

29:04Five and...

29:05And eight and three.

29:07Right?

29:08Hold on.

29:10And I added a hundred.

29:12That makes what?

29:13Eight.

29:1470.

29:15No, 50.

29:16Hold on.

29:18No, two times 50.

29:24That made nine, seven, five, and then I took the eight away,

29:28and then I took away the ten.

29:31LAUGHTER

29:339, 57.

29:38Numbers.

29:38There's numbers.

29:39I used the numbers.

29:40Well, there isn't a two up there.

29:41Huh?

29:42Where was there a two?

29:43Who said anything about two?

29:4550 times two.

29:47I don't know where...

29:48You need to sort your maths out, babes.

29:51John, what did you get again?

29:53953.

29:54Go on, how did you do it for seven points?

29:56100 minus five.

29:5895.

29:59Times ten.

30:00950.

30:01Add three.

30:02953.

30:02Seven points.

30:03Oh!

30:04Sorry!

30:07I know how I got 920.

30:09Wait, hold on.

30:10No.

30:10Ten times?

30:11Can I just...

30:12No.

30:13Happy New Year!

30:15Yes!

30:16LAUGHTER

30:21APPLAUSE

30:21Rachel, could it be done?

30:22If you say 75 plus five is 80.

30:26Yeah.

30:26100 over 50 is two.

30:29Exactly.

30:29Add it to the ten for 12.

30:31Ties them together for 960 and take away the three.

30:34There you go.

30:35I see it.

30:41APPLAUSE

30:41OK, time now to go across to Dictionary Corner.

30:44Katie, what have you got for us?

30:45Oh, well, Jimmy.

30:47I'm a female comedian, so men are terrified of me.

30:49I don't know why.

30:50Um, you know, all I'm thinking when I meet a shy, introverted man in his mid-30s is,

30:55Speak up, you little simp.

30:57LAUGHTER

30:58What do you mean you don't know how to drive?

31:00LAUGHTER

31:00Do you drive?

31:02I'm driven.

31:05LAUGHTER

31:10So, I'm actually, er, I'm taking a short break from dating at the moment to focus on my career as

31:14a godmother.

31:15I love being a godmother because you don't just spread your legs and become a godmother, do you?

31:20LAUGHTER

31:20You're chosen.

31:22LAUGHTER

31:24Right, I think I'm going to sing now.

31:30Um...

31:31Now, Countdown.

31:33Where would anybody want to become a godmother?

31:35Well, I'll tell you, darlings, it's the power, it's the prestige.

31:38Come with me to the bottom of the garden, let's go see the toads.

31:43Each of them used to be my boyfriend.

31:47What is one of those?

31:49A suitor, a sweetheart, a fellow or a fellow, just make sure they're not a DJ of the techno.

31:55What's a DJ?

31:56A boy who cannot love.

31:58Now, may I introduce you to Geordie?

32:00This toad is Simon, his pits were always smelly, little Jason Hill I took come upon my belly.

32:06Racist, sexist, crude and dry, poor Charlie had a chode, and this one's just a regular toad.

32:11I'm your godmother now, listen to my tales.

32:14Eat my wordy warnings, my magic never fails.

32:17God Mummy Katie, Biddle Diddle Dom, I am brilliant, amazing woman.

32:22Then why aren't you married, Aunty Katie?

32:39I did sing that to my godson Jasper, who's five, and he looked up at me and he said, Katie,

32:45do you have friends?

32:48He said, yeah Jasper, I've got loads of friends, because I don't have any children.

32:57Katie Norris, everyone.

33:00OK, so Rob and Judy have 12 points, John and Daisy have 26.

33:05Well done.

33:08And here is your teaser, the words are elf's tits.

33:12The clue is, which way are they leaning?

33:14That's elf's tits, which way are they leaning?

33:16See you after the break.

33:34Welcome back, the answer to the tease.

33:35The words were, elf's tits.

33:37The clue was, which way are they leaning?

33:39It was, of course, leftists.

33:41OK, before we go on, he's not on the show tonight, but he's turned up anyway.

33:45Thank you.

33:45It's Joe Wilkinson.

33:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

33:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

34:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

34:08Right, Jimmy.

34:11Just bought some eggnog.

34:13Cos I love eggnog, so...

34:15what merry Christmas

34:28although it can make my head swell up

34:33basically I'll be honest I'm eggnog intolerant

34:38but it's Christmas so you can't not have eggnog can you

34:43गो दो कि अवाता लूगतो बजां जो इक नागु लगे हैं अवाधि बैसे वागुट मैंने लीघगीज कि अजोग, गुटाँ भॉट

34:54स्वेया बढूगाँ झाया झाया झाया झाया झाया झाया झाया essay

35:07बात्या झाया?

35:09जिए जढ खुआ झाया?

35:10Oh, are you wondering why Fabio brings his eggnog in his motorcycle sidecar?

35:17Yeah!

35:18Because he's a fucking idiot!

35:27What's happening?

35:29Oh, John's upset. Oh, right, yeah.

35:31I know it's John's upset. I know what's going on here.

35:33He can sense when someone thinks they can drink more eggnog than me.

35:41It's his gift. Well...

35:45John, you reckon you can drink more eggnog than me?

35:47Well, all right, let's put your money where your mouth is.

35:49Let's play a little game I like to call

35:52Can You Drink More Eggnog Than Me?

35:54Can you drink more eggnog than me?

35:57Can you drink more eggnog than me?

36:05It's a simple game, John.

36:08Let's just see if you can drink more eggnog than me.

36:12Are you ready, Jimmy?

36:14Gentlemen, your time starts now.

36:19I can feel the boils swelling up on the back of my head.

36:22Hold on, I can feel the boils swelling up on the back of my head.

36:26That is not good.

36:28Come on, John.

36:29It's gritty.

36:29It's definitely.

36:30John, you haven't even down the first one.

36:32Come on, John.

36:33Come on, John.

36:38Come on.

36:39John, come on.

36:40Don't let me slow you down, John.

36:42Yeah, I think...

36:44There's pus in the...

36:46This is a very expensive suit.

36:48There's pus in the eggnog.

36:51There's pus in the eggnog.

36:56There is...

36:57I'm going to warn you, there's pus in the eggnog.

36:59There's pus in my hair!

37:01Do you know what?

37:02To be fair to John, there is some pus in the eggnog.

37:07Do you know what?

37:08Let's call it a draw.

37:09There's pus in the eggnog.

37:10We'll play.

37:11Let's play Countdown!

37:21OK, on with the game.

37:22We were playing Countdown before whatever the fuck that was.

37:26Rob and Judy, your turn to choose.

37:28Right, here we go.

37:29Are you going to help?

37:30All right, I'll have a little sit down.

37:32You pick, darling.

37:33Are you doing it, Jo?

37:34Yeah.

37:34Can I get her two vowels, please?

37:37Absolutely.

37:38Thank you, Jesus.

37:38I and an E, all right?

37:40Yes, please, yeah.

37:41Three consonants.

37:42Three consonants, seems too many.

37:45P, M, W, or an H.

37:49PH.

37:49What's one of them?

37:51Four and three of them?

37:52Yeah, three of them, please.

37:53That could be M's or W's, it's up to you.

37:56I like it when Rachel does it.

38:00That could be one of those.

38:01You had a P earlier.

38:02Where's the P gone?

38:03Where's the P?

38:04It's absolutely none of your fucking music.

38:08I'll write down your shit and I'll do mine.

38:11Can I just confirm what we've got there?

38:13Can you read those letters to me?

38:14E, umla, ouch, and...

38:18Umla.

38:19Right, um, a vowel, please.

38:22A vowel.

38:22Are we not having the P, then?

38:24He's gone wrong.

38:25He's gone wrong.

38:25All right, OK.

38:28What's that one?

38:29Another Flareunda.

38:30Another Flareunda.

38:31OK, your time starts now.

38:35I don't know how to spell it or subtract it.

38:38.

39:04Rob, how many?

39:06Four.

39:07Uh, Judy, how many?

39:08Four.

39:09Home is my four.

39:11Uh, John, how many?

39:12Five.

39:13Ooh.

39:14OK, Daisy?

39:15Five, if that's definitely a W.

39:18OK, Rob?

39:20C-O-M-E, come.

39:21As in all ye faithful.

39:23All right, John, your five?

39:24Chime.

39:25Chime?

39:26Ooh!

39:27Oh, and Christmassy.

39:28Daisy, your five?

39:29Yeah.

39:30I got hole.

39:32You got one?

39:33Hole.

39:34Can you stop trying to seduce me?

39:37Oh, with a W.

39:40With an L?

39:41How did you get...

39:42Oh, well, what's that then?

39:43Oh, gosh, now I've got nothing.

39:46I'm afraid at Christmas there's no L.

39:48Oh!

39:50Oh!

39:50John Richardson.

39:55Five points to John and Daisy.

39:59Tough round.

40:01Katie, Susie, could they have done any better?

40:02Just fives.

40:04Yeah.

40:04Could have had homey.

40:05OK.

40:06John and Daisy are in the lead with 31 points.

40:10APPLAUSE

40:13And here is your final teaser.

40:15The words are...

40:17And the clue is, it's very good for you.

40:19That's elf sex ad.

40:20It's very good for you.

40:22See you after the break.

40:30APPLAUSE

40:38Welcome back.

40:39The answer to the teaser.

40:40The words were, elf sex ad.

40:42The clue was, it's very good for you.

40:44It was, of course, flaxseed.

40:46OK.

40:46Before we go on, as it's Christmas, let's play a quick game.

40:49I'll read out the first line of some classic Christmas cracker jokes.

40:52All you have to do is buzz in when you think you know the punchline.

40:55Could not be simpler.

40:56Five bonus points up on offer.

40:58So, let's play, pull my cracker.

41:00.

41:05Annoyingly, it does that when I say pull my cracker.

41:08.

41:12Probably best if no-one says it.

41:13Pull my.

41:15Cracker!

41:17.

41:23Ouch!

41:25OK.

41:26What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

41:28Father Christmas.

41:30And boys, er...

41:33Boxing Day.

41:34.

41:36Any other guesses?

41:37Letter Y.

41:38That's the right boring answer.

41:40Yeah.

41:40.

41:45.

41:46Why don't you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?

41:48.

41:49Because he doesn't believe in Western medicine.

41:53.

41:55That is the right, yeah, that's the right answer, yeah.

41:59.

42:00Because he's in good health.

42:01Yeah, I'll give you that.

42:03.

42:09.

42:10.

42:11.

42:12.

42:14.

42:15.

42:18.

42:19.

42:20.

42:21.

42:22.

42:23.

42:24.

42:25.

42:26.

42:27.

42:28.

42:30.

42:31.

42:32.

42:34.

42:35.

42:36.

42:37.

42:40.

42:41.

42:42.

42:45.

42:47.

42:48.

42:49.

42:50.

42:51.

42:52.

42:53.

42:54.

42:55.

42:56.

42:58.

43:00.

43:00John, Daisy, your turn to choose.

43:03You're welcome to choose,

43:04but if you're just going to do that three vowels, five consonants shit,

43:06I might do it myself.

43:07Can we do it?

43:07Can we have four vowels and five consonants, please?

43:12We've got A, O, E, U, D, T, B, L...

43:17...and D...

43:18...and a bonus T.

43:22Okay, and your time starts...

43:26...now.

43:26All the weather outside is frightful...

43:30...but the fire is so delightful...

43:33...and since we've no place to go...

43:36...let it snow, let it snow, let it snow...

43:40...all the fire is slowly dying...

43:43...and my dear, we're still good-bye...

43:47Oh, God, it's quiet!

43:49It's quiet!

43:50It's quiet!

43:51Let it snow, let it snow...

43:54Oh, God!

43:55Pull up in a nightclub in Essex.

44:05Oh, God!

44:07Daisy, how many?

44:08Four.

44:09Four.

44:10Okay, John, how many?

44:11Uh, seven.

44:13How many, Rob?

44:14Five.

44:15Judy?

44:16Five.

44:17You're four, Daisy?

44:18Lube.

44:19I'm so laughing about lube, isn't it?

44:21Rob, you're five.

44:22Tubed.

44:27It's been tubed.

44:28Is that good?

44:29Yes.

44:29Thank you.

44:30Yes.

44:31Judy, you're five.

44:32Adult.

44:33Adult.

44:34John for the seventh.

44:35Uh, doubled.

44:37Whoa.

44:39Oh, my God!

44:40Seven points to John.

44:41Wow!

44:42I've got to get Jimmy.

44:43I've got to get Jimmy.

44:44I've got to get Jimmy.

44:45One, a count of three.

44:46One, two, three.

44:47Hail Jimmy!

44:48LAUGHTER

44:53Um, Katie, could they have done any better?

44:55Yeah, they could have had buttload for eight.

44:57Dead hot.

44:58Is that a real word?

44:59Buttload.

45:00It is now.

45:01LAUGHTER

45:02OK, so Rob and Judy have 12 points.

45:05John and Daisy have 43.

45:09APPLAUSE

45:12Now, as it's Christmas, you know we always do this on the show, yeah?

45:16Yeah.

45:16The conundrum at Christmas is worth 32 points.

45:19Yes!

45:19That's always been the tradition on this show.

45:22LAUGHTER

45:23So, for 32 points, here's today's crucial Christmas countdown conundrum.

45:38Oh, great, Rob, I'm sorry.

45:40LAUGHTER

45:41It's right there.

45:45R-E.

45:47Come on, it's right there.

45:48You can see it.

45:49I can see it but I can't say it.

45:52They go round and round.

45:54Carousels.

45:55Merry cycles.

45:55Sorry, sorry, Merry cycles.

45:56Sorry, Merry cycles.

45:58Come on.

45:58Go round and round.

46:00Come on.

46:01Come on.

46:04Carousels.

46:05Carousels.

46:06APPLAUSE

46:11Merry Christmas.

46:17So, the final scores are.

46:20John and Daisy have 43 points.

46:22Well done.

46:23Which means our winners.

46:24Rob and Judy.

46:26With 44 points.

46:27It's a Christmas miracle.

46:31Congratulations.

46:32You're now the proud owner of this.

46:33The countdown.

46:35Elf upon a mantelpiece.

46:41Thanks to all our panelists, our wonderful studio audiences,

46:44for all of you for watching at home.

46:45That's it from us.

46:46Good night.

46:46And Merry Christmas.

46:47Thank you.

46:48Yes.ов

47:17झाल。

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