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00:00:05Last week, Hypernosis was being acquired by Cupertino.
00:00:08It's not happening.
00:00:09I did meet a Danish CFO.
00:00:12Of course, we use protection.
00:00:13What can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
00:00:16We represent America's veterans.
00:00:18I told you they were from the VA.
00:00:20I need a sexy new client.
00:00:22I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
00:00:24You've been running a magnificent scam on all your clients.
00:00:27My company, we harvest your data.
00:00:29Like how you and your ex-husband both try to dodge custody of the kid.
00:01:03I don't know.
00:01:05You're right.
00:01:07You're right.
00:01:11I don't know.
00:01:14I don't know.
00:01:24I don't know.
00:01:39audio message to jojo therapy hey making sure you're getting my messages uh for the next
00:01:49session tomorrow i was hoping maybe you could come up with a list of your like
00:01:53real thoroughbred clients from your stable super super excited about this next chapter
00:02:02in our alliance yeah we'll do some spark flinging and idea splashing
00:02:13okay text me unless you're uh under something heavy are you uh kidding obviously
00:02:22it's duncan
00:02:25how are my ketones 0.3 millimolar
00:02:29i've got too many gojis in my slurry i told you
00:02:31i mean i don't think it's the gojis what the hell where is my one by
00:02:35oh um i don't know my one by
00:02:42where's thelma where's thelma thelma thelma the tungsten cube i showed you yesterday
00:02:48yeah remember where is it i don't know where the coop is did you take my cube
00:02:53thelma listen i i'm not accusing you i know it's cliche but we were just talking about it
00:03:00no no thelma brain food only fish with the good omega 3 the atlantic nova
00:03:08it's okay thank you she's okay she's fine she's not fine she's so cute this is what you
00:03:15said about you he yelled at the house nothing worse nothing worse really she fucked a great day
00:03:28run if you're gonna run jamie's task forces this morning
00:03:34it's time to think endowment gifts stanford's not taking this one for free
00:03:38okay
00:03:42adam
00:03:48hey duncan
00:03:50hey duncan
00:03:51oh jesus nana your paparazzi now
00:03:53well you weren't taking my calls
00:03:55i can't find the stock app on this thing
00:03:58concerns about your price
00:04:00no
00:04:00just doing fiduciary hygiene
00:04:02well markets are closed today it's labor day
00:04:04oh
00:04:04well when's ceo day huh
00:04:06but hey but some of us are on a deadline
00:04:09so
00:04:09off the record in the lockbox
00:04:11any comment on the crupertino acquisition
00:04:14come on man you started this
00:04:16are talks still going ahead
00:04:17what's happening
00:04:18you know after your last article came out
00:04:20a lot of people thought it was me
00:04:21who leaked the rumor
00:04:23maybe your lockbox is in need of uh
00:04:26rejuvenation
00:04:26hey
00:04:26can we stop running
00:04:28please
00:04:28i understand an american diet
00:04:32duncan please
00:04:37duncan
00:04:38no one knew that you were the source
00:04:40not from me anyway
00:04:41good
00:04:42and if you want anything else
00:04:43about me
00:04:44from me
00:04:46you're gonna need to stay my deep throat
00:04:47okay
00:04:48no
00:04:48you're my deep throat
00:04:50any way you like it nana
00:04:58audio message to jojo therapy
00:05:00hey
00:05:01um
00:05:02just to say
00:05:03you could hit me back
00:05:04i'm anxious
00:05:05okay
00:05:05man anxious
00:05:07anxious
00:05:12i want
00:05:13a gun
00:05:14okay but
00:05:15honey they said they caught
00:05:17the guy
00:05:17they think
00:05:17they did
00:05:18well ma'am if you have any additional information
00:05:21you caught a guy
00:05:23not the guy
00:05:24are you hungry
00:05:25eat something
00:05:26my child
00:05:26sleeps down there
00:05:28okay
00:05:28i mean what if this guy is still
00:05:30out there
00:05:31lurking
00:05:31waiting
00:05:32you can eat more than that
00:05:33see this is why your tummy hates you
00:05:35looks like he tried to break the seal with this
00:05:38that's my pippin
00:05:39this is
00:05:40oh my god
00:05:41this is an original
00:05:42broadway cast recording
00:05:44wow
00:05:45look at that
00:05:47trashed
00:05:47i'm sorry
00:05:48that's just
00:05:48you know
00:05:49he must have come in
00:05:50through the waiting room
00:05:51how many times have i asked alvin
00:05:53to fix that lock
00:05:54i mean if he won't fix it
00:05:55i'm sorry
00:05:55but what choice do we have
00:05:56but a gun
00:05:57okay well
00:05:58true alvin
00:05:59our landlord
00:06:00we asked him to put an alarm as well
00:06:01and we're gonna
00:06:02he's done nothing
00:06:03okay but we're gonna talk to him
00:06:04obviously
00:06:05okay
00:06:06no gun
00:06:07i'm not living in a home
00:06:08with an instrument of death
00:06:11no offense
00:06:13you rent
00:06:18you may not be taking this seriously enough
00:06:20i think you're being a little bit irrational to tell you the truth
00:06:23oh wake up gary
00:06:24we work with several ultra rich clients
00:06:27i mean people on the radar of cabals and cartels and conglomerates
00:06:32i mean you don't think that that one of their rivals
00:06:34might plant a listening device in their therapist's office
00:06:37i don't
00:06:38i mean cia does it all the time
00:06:41the cia
00:06:42yes the cia
00:06:43okay
00:06:44there is a batch of klonopin upstairs
00:06:46it's going to help
00:06:47i don't want a klonopin gary
00:06:49i want a fucking gun
00:06:50i never get anything i want
00:06:52we still have all the old furniture
00:06:54from your first marriage
00:06:55yeah
00:06:56fine fine
00:06:57well now i want a gun
00:07:17i nearly socked lorraine when she signed me up to be a whore
00:07:22winningidea.com
00:07:23that's winning with a y by the way
00:07:24like whining
00:07:25but more horrible
00:07:27mm-hmm
00:07:28yeah i don't know that site
00:07:30people pay 15 grand
00:07:32to pitch their winning idea
00:07:34to ceo types like me
00:07:3615 minutes
00:07:37but
00:07:38what halfway decent ceo has 15 minutes to burn
00:07:41so basically it's a parade of shit ceos
00:07:44or bored retired types like me
00:07:46it triggered me
00:07:47like a fire alarm at a
00:07:49at a fireworks factory
00:07:51that's how bad it triggered me
00:07:53never again
00:07:55it's okay carl
00:07:56we we
00:07:57we all feel that way
00:07:59uh sometimes
00:08:00horrible people who have no
00:08:02uh boundaries
00:08:03no manners
00:08:04no integrity
00:08:05we we want to
00:08:06lash out
00:08:07and sometimes we even fantasize about
00:08:09hurting
00:08:10yes
00:08:10yes
00:08:11amen sister
00:08:12let's hurt them
00:08:13um
00:08:14yeah but uh
00:08:15what are some
00:08:16strategies that
00:08:18that that we could use
00:08:19um
00:08:20what about our mnemonics
00:08:22stop
00:08:23s-t-o-p stop
00:08:25yeah that thing
00:08:26yeah that's right
00:08:27uh s-stop-t
00:08:28take a step back
00:08:30oh
00:08:30yeah can i
00:08:30forgive me
00:08:31can i just
00:08:33the s of
00:08:34stop is stop
00:08:35the acronym
00:08:37is stop
00:08:38but the s of stop
00:08:39stands for stop
00:08:40yeah yeah
00:08:41that's um
00:08:42uh that's
00:08:43no that's right
00:08:44um s-stop-t
00:08:45take a step back
00:08:46o
00:08:47observe
00:08:47p
00:08:48proceed
00:08:50mindfully
00:08:50it's just a
00:08:51a little thing
00:08:52to remember
00:08:53for when that
00:08:53the s of stop
00:08:54is for stop
00:08:55correct
00:08:55i mean
00:08:56can you people
00:08:57pretend
00:08:58to dress it up
00:08:59a little bit
00:09:00i mean
00:09:01slow down
00:09:02suspend
00:09:03something
00:09:04i can't believe
00:09:05a group of professionals
00:09:06got into a room
00:09:07and landed on that
00:09:09probably high-fived
00:09:10each other over it
00:09:11you know
00:09:11i mean on the face of it
00:09:12if i could stop
00:09:14i wouldn't need
00:09:15the mnemonic
00:09:15if i could stop
00:09:17i wouldn't need
00:09:17anger management
00:09:18i'm here
00:09:19because i can't
00:09:20stop right
00:09:20stop is only
00:09:21the first step
00:09:22of stop
00:09:24of stop
00:09:25right stop
00:09:26now
00:09:27t
00:09:28okay
00:09:29take a step back
00:09:30yeah are you
00:09:30are you testing me
00:09:31because i think
00:09:32i may fail
00:09:33because i may
00:09:35start
00:09:35s is for start
00:09:36t
00:09:37uh
00:09:38throwing things
00:09:39carl
00:09:39a is for at
00:09:41uh
00:09:41r is for uh
00:09:43don't say it
00:09:44i'm gonna say it
00:09:45don't say it
00:09:45i'm gonna say it
00:09:46retarded
00:09:47okay
00:09:47and the last
00:09:48t is for therapists
00:09:49i am going to
00:09:50start throwing
00:09:50things at
00:09:51retarded therapists
00:09:53huh
00:09:54i said it
00:09:55okay
00:09:55oh for christ's sake
00:09:57carl just
00:09:58just breathe
00:09:58you breathe
00:10:02but i've seen
00:10:03s.a.t scores
00:10:04go up
00:10:0415
00:10:0520 percent
00:10:06with the right
00:10:06fungal regime
00:10:07but there's always
00:10:08side effects
00:10:09with fungus
00:10:09okay
00:10:10so retest
00:10:12with the hitting
00:10:13and getting
00:10:13the right
00:10:14sure
00:10:15but let's
00:10:16say she
00:10:16hits
00:10:161300
00:10:17then we're
00:10:18well within
00:10:18range for
00:10:19duke
00:10:19carnegie
00:10:20no i'm
00:10:20going to
00:10:20stamper
00:10:21that's me
00:10:22sorry
00:10:24jameson
00:10:24lowkey
00:10:25favor
00:10:26can you try
00:10:27these glasses
00:10:27on
00:10:29wow
00:10:30right yes
00:10:31it's like
00:10:32worth
00:10:32a hundred
00:10:33iq points
00:10:34right
00:10:34yeah
00:10:35for the interview
00:10:36yeah
00:10:36and what if we
00:10:37went a bit
00:10:38radical
00:10:38with her hair
00:10:39maybe
00:10:40multicolor
00:10:40uh
00:10:41manifest
00:10:43individuality
00:10:45no
00:10:46i think
00:10:47she'd look
00:10:48like a
00:10:48blue-eyed
00:10:49pinata
00:10:53i want
00:10:54the first
00:10:54swing
00:10:55no
00:10:56sweetie
00:10:56i'm kidding
00:10:57let's talk
00:10:58accommodations
00:10:58dr gary
00:11:00yes
00:11:01a little preview
00:11:02perhaps
00:11:02yeah
00:11:02yeah
00:11:03um
00:11:04all right
00:11:04so uh
00:11:05as i said
00:11:06the
00:11:07full report
00:11:08promised but
00:11:09okay so
00:11:10boiling it down
00:11:11to some
00:11:11salient
00:11:12headlines
00:11:14the nonverbal
00:11:15abstract processing
00:11:16average
00:11:16um but
00:11:17jameson does
00:11:18uh meet
00:11:19the qualifying
00:11:20diagnostic criteria
00:11:22for adhd
00:11:23but only just
00:11:24so double time
00:11:26does she
00:11:27get double
00:11:28if you'd like
00:11:29a significant
00:11:29number of applicants
00:11:30will have 200
00:11:31right
00:11:32okay i don't need
00:11:33it i'm not
00:11:33sped
00:11:34duncan
00:11:35remy
00:11:36you remember remy
00:11:37our admissions consultant
00:11:38remy will you tell him
00:11:39what you're thinking
00:11:39read the um
00:11:40endowments
00:11:41oh
00:11:41three or four million
00:11:42to the endowment fund
00:11:44uh any more
00:11:45starts to look like
00:11:45a run
00:11:46unless we're
00:11:47talking a new
00:11:48library
00:11:49isn't strategic
00:11:50generosity a bit
00:11:51shameless
00:11:52this is all such
00:11:53bullshit
00:11:53jamie
00:11:54oh
00:11:54she's upset
00:11:55about being
00:11:55for a divergent
00:11:56well
00:11:57i'm not
00:11:58you're really
00:11:58just on the margin
00:11:59i'm not
00:12:00you want to have
00:12:01to take the test
00:12:02twice as fast
00:12:02as everyone else
00:12:03let's retest
00:12:04jim jenny
00:12:05take the neural
00:12:06thingy
00:12:07okay
00:12:07just do that
00:12:08i'll take you
00:12:09we'll get cheeseburgers
00:12:09no no cheeseburgers
00:12:11and like
00:12:11there's nothing wrong
00:12:12with being on the spectrum
00:12:13i mean
00:12:14i always assume you are
00:12:15with me on it
00:12:16and hey
00:12:17who among the silicon
00:12:18savants are in a little
00:12:19diversion in the neuro
00:12:20right
00:12:21right
00:12:21i mean that's why
00:12:22we're so good at telling
00:12:23the rest of you how to shop
00:12:24and talk and stuff
00:12:25we're on the outside
00:12:26looking in
00:12:27right dr gary
00:12:28that's right
00:12:29that's right
00:12:30that's uh
00:12:31really
00:12:33interesting perspective
00:12:34on that
00:12:34um joanne never
00:12:35mentioned that
00:12:36you were on the
00:12:36spectrum
00:12:38well why was she
00:12:39no
00:12:42what
00:12:42no why would she
00:12:43that's uh
00:12:43i'm sorry
00:12:44i misspoke
00:12:45uh
00:12:45that's called
00:12:46the cognitive
00:12:46overload
00:12:47folks
00:12:47joanne is my
00:12:48wife
00:12:48joanne was texting
00:12:49and i was talking
00:12:50to her
00:12:51and i just
00:12:51oh look
00:12:53there she is
00:12:53again
00:12:54right
00:12:54yeah
00:12:54what a relief
00:12:55because i thought
00:12:56she got hit by a truck
00:12:59uh
00:13:00no
00:13:03glad
00:13:04to see your phone's
00:13:05working
00:13:05uh
00:13:06i'm curious
00:13:06if gary is aware
00:13:07of your unusual
00:13:08investment strategy
00:13:09should i ask him
00:13:17no you don't lady
00:13:19you can't cancel
00:13:20on me
00:13:20you do not
00:13:21get to do that
00:13:22hello
00:13:24hey
00:13:24can i
00:13:26yeah
00:13:26listen
00:13:27uh
00:13:27just to apologize
00:13:29it was
00:13:30highly unprofessional
00:13:31of me to identify
00:13:32you as a patient
00:13:33in front of others
00:13:34it was
00:13:34a violation
00:13:35transgression
00:13:36crime
00:13:37no
00:13:38not a crime
00:13:39actually
00:13:40but she never
00:13:41mentioned your
00:13:42diagnosis to me
00:13:42ever
00:13:43i've never been
00:13:44diagnosed
00:13:45it's
00:13:47i'm sorry
00:13:48we were having
00:13:49quite an anxious
00:13:50morning
00:13:50that's joanne
00:13:51actually uh
00:13:51i keep meaning
00:13:53to get tested
00:13:55but
00:13:56um
00:13:59well i mean
00:14:00if you're interested
00:14:00that's something
00:14:01i could do for you
00:14:02sure
00:14:04i mean on the house
00:14:05oh great
00:14:06what are you doing
00:14:07now
00:14:07it's labor day
00:14:08gary
00:14:08you want to labor
00:14:09uh
00:14:11sure
00:14:11yeah
00:14:12today
00:14:13sure
00:14:14yeah
00:14:14great
00:14:15you need the internet
00:14:15no
00:14:16no
00:14:16great
00:14:17old school
00:14:17good
00:14:18not here
00:14:19not here
00:14:19i know a great place
00:14:21no one
00:14:22no one will bother
00:14:22us
00:14:23even if
00:14:23they wanted to
00:14:24okay
00:14:24yeah
00:14:29okay
00:14:30so
00:14:30microphones
00:14:31same as
00:14:33ed-bugs
00:14:33you
00:14:34can't
00:14:34go down
00:14:35to where it's
00:14:35warm
00:14:36for a bright
00:14:37yeah
00:14:37look at your
00:14:39couch cushions
00:14:40and chairs
00:14:41and look
00:14:41well straight
00:14:42above it
00:14:43even your closet
00:14:44can be
00:14:45tiny places
00:14:46for cameras
00:14:47as tiny
00:14:48as a grain
00:14:49of salt
00:14:49and people
00:14:52your art
00:14:53your paintings
00:14:54and that pattern
00:14:56hiding
00:14:56is really
00:14:56freaking right
00:14:57and remember
00:14:59it's only
00:15:00the paranoia
00:15:01in the eyes
00:15:02of soon-to-be-sarys
00:15:03and
00:15:04that's your life
00:15:05so
00:15:06you
00:15:12can't
00:15:13just
00:15:14pay
00:15:15chan
00:15:15ho
00:15:16china
00:15:17san
00:15:18ho
00:15:44what's wrong
00:15:44gary
00:15:44you're looking
00:15:45a little green
00:15:46no no no
00:15:46you're one of those guys
00:15:47who really likes to drive
00:15:48i wasn't driving
00:15:49it's a self-driving car
00:15:51i mean
00:15:51who knows
00:15:52how to drive better
00:15:53than a car
00:15:53right
00:15:54right
00:15:54yeah
00:15:55yeah
00:15:55you're not a risk guy
00:15:57gary
00:15:57huh
00:15:58huh
00:15:58sure
00:15:59let me ask you
00:16:00how are you
00:16:00with your investments
00:16:01you like
00:16:01you like to get
00:16:02freaky with the down
00:16:03oh
00:16:03you know
00:16:03investing is like
00:16:06joanne's department
00:16:07mostly
00:16:07is it
00:16:08yeah
00:16:09oh
00:16:09lily never shuts up
00:16:10about my portfolio
00:16:12joanne must keep you
00:16:13abreast right
00:16:14not so much
00:16:15it's like
00:16:15i do more
00:16:17thermostats
00:16:17oil changes
00:16:18like
00:16:19alcohol
00:16:19that's
00:16:20i think you want to go
00:16:21right
00:16:23home
00:16:23sweet home
00:16:26everyone has a smart house
00:16:28right
00:16:29this one's dumb
00:16:30that whole thing on top of the house
00:16:32that's a faraday cage
00:16:33blocks all cellular
00:16:36here give me yours
00:16:38oh no i need to have this right now
00:16:39if that's okay
00:16:40but
00:16:40no cell phones inside
00:16:43yeah
00:16:44sure
00:16:45great
00:16:45could use a break
00:16:46good
00:16:46great
00:16:48yep
00:16:49the internet's never once popped its cherry
00:16:51i mean if you need milk
00:16:52the
00:16:53fridge won't tell you
00:16:54your phone won't suggest you breathe
00:16:56and i guess
00:16:57if you fall down and break your leg
00:16:58you're shit out of luck
00:16:59yeah
00:17:00i suppose
00:17:01let's find out how weird i am
00:17:03yeah
00:17:16i confuse texture with temperature
00:17:19always
00:17:20sometimes
00:17:20rarely
00:17:21never
00:17:22like when i touch things
00:17:26always
00:17:27sometimes
00:17:28rarely
00:17:29never
00:17:30maybe with
00:17:31like fruit
00:17:32wet fruit
00:17:32you know like a melon rind
00:17:34so
00:17:36rarely
00:17:36i fear flowers with thorns
00:17:39always
00:17:40sometimes
00:17:41rarely
00:17:42never
00:17:43never
00:17:44i don't know
00:17:46wait
00:17:46should i
00:17:47rarely
00:17:49you
00:17:49rarely
00:17:50i feel judged by my clothes
00:17:53always
00:17:54sometimes
00:17:55rarely
00:17:56never
00:18:01sometimes
00:18:10i'm sorry does that count for more
00:18:14i have difficulty waiting my turn
00:18:17always
00:18:18sometimes
00:18:19rarely
00:18:21always
00:18:31orson orson i need you
00:18:33right now
00:18:35i
00:18:36did you lock the door
00:18:40okay
00:18:41i have
00:18:42all my passwords
00:18:44saved here
00:18:46somewhere
00:18:47um
00:18:48on a thumb drive
00:18:49and i
00:18:50i need to change all of them
00:18:53okay
00:18:53um
00:18:54uh
00:18:55hey
00:18:55what if you just
00:18:56uh
00:18:57give me the computer password
00:18:58then i can
00:18:59change them all
00:19:02aren't you smart
00:19:04okay
00:19:04um
00:19:04it's your name
00:19:05and your birthday
00:19:15uh
00:19:15did you do the capital o
00:19:17i
00:19:18did the capital o
00:19:22that's not the right date
00:19:24well it's my birthday
00:19:25no it's not
00:19:27it
00:19:27it totally is
00:19:29it's the 11th
00:19:31no it's
00:19:31it's the 10th
00:19:36this is why you always call me the day after my birthday
00:19:41i
00:19:42i
00:19:44i
00:19:45i
00:19:45i
00:19:46i
00:19:52it's
00:19:53halumi's birthday
00:19:54halumi
00:19:56yeah
00:19:57our
00:19:57she was your dad's
00:19:58actually
00:19:59um
00:20:00uh
00:20:00halumi
00:20:00wiener dog
00:20:02we scattered our ashes at the beach
00:20:05that
00:20:06that trip
00:20:06that we took to
00:20:07knotsbury farm
00:20:08you remember
00:20:10yes you do
00:20:11you loved it
00:20:12there was that um
00:20:14that mine ride
00:20:15with the animatronic chinese laborers
00:20:17and you wore that little
00:20:17cowboy hat i got you
00:20:21well i didn't go there for me
00:20:22orson jesus
00:20:23you think i had a good time at knotsbury farm
00:20:29um
00:20:31why don't we just do the fingerprint thing instead
00:20:33yeah
00:20:35good idea
00:20:39um
00:20:40like this
00:20:41um
00:20:42right over here
00:20:44this
00:20:45yeah
00:20:46yeah
00:20:47thank you
00:20:57can you hear that
00:20:59listen
00:21:03total lack of microwaves
00:21:06yeah
00:21:07it's
00:21:07it's a beautiful house
00:21:09duncan
00:21:11it was hamish's
00:21:13my business partner
00:21:15college roommate
00:21:16yeah
00:21:18he loved it here
00:21:19we co-founded fafa
00:21:21you remember fafa
00:21:22yeah
00:21:23uh
00:21:23yeah
00:21:23uh
00:21:24a buddy of mine met his first wife on fafa
00:21:26and i
00:21:27bought a subaru
00:21:29on fafa
00:21:30it was actually my second subaru
00:21:31got that on fafa
00:21:32nice
00:21:33nice
00:21:34okay
00:21:34okay so
00:21:35i really gotta get back
00:21:36so can you run me
00:21:37yes
00:21:37yes
00:21:38you remember hamish
00:21:39hamish was a genius
00:21:41i nept
00:21:42but
00:21:42you know
00:21:43he couldn't
00:21:44okay
00:21:45he couldn't look people in the eye
00:21:47he couldn't
00:21:48couldn't talk to people
00:21:49i talked
00:21:51i talked
00:21:51i talked
00:21:51for him
00:21:57dude had a horrible stutter
00:22:00yeah
00:22:01i would
00:22:01steal his
00:22:03uh
00:22:04his shoes
00:22:05his medication
00:22:06you know
00:22:07that kind of thing
00:22:07and uh
00:22:08he'd go
00:22:09fafa
00:22:10fuck you
00:22:10duncan
00:22:11and that's how
00:22:12he came up with the name
00:22:13fafa
00:22:13how
00:22:15how
00:22:16he hanged himself
00:22:18oh
00:22:19right above where you're standing actually
00:22:21oh
00:22:21fuck
00:22:22you still make out where he uh carved his goodbye
00:22:25sorry
00:22:32should have been your welcome right
00:22:34you're welcome
00:22:34he gave
00:22:35he gave me
00:22:35this house
00:22:36gave me everything
00:22:37and
00:22:37a chance to do it
00:22:38on my own
00:22:42yeah
00:22:45that's how
00:22:46i bought
00:22:47hypergnosis
00:22:53wish that a joanne back then
00:22:57let's go
00:22:58okay
00:22:58okay
00:23:02joanne deserves so much more
00:23:04and i'm not talking about you
00:23:06i'm
00:23:06i'm sure you
00:23:07keep her very satisfied
00:23:10and i'm
00:23:11i'm
00:23:11i mean financially
00:23:14we're doing all right duncan
00:23:15i appreciate your concern
00:23:17you can call yourself a car
00:23:18right
00:23:19i'm gonna hang back and meditate
00:23:21if you just go up the hill
00:23:22you'll eventually
00:23:23get service
00:23:24okay
00:23:25wait up
00:23:26up the
00:23:26this
00:23:39okay
00:23:40okay what was joanne texting gary about
00:23:42uh well
00:23:43was it about me
00:23:44it was wasn't it
00:23:45it was about me
00:23:46no uh no it's not
00:23:47it's um
00:23:48okay what
00:23:49she uh she wants uh
00:23:50she wants a gun
00:23:51a gun
00:23:56a gun
00:23:58a gun
00:23:59a gun
00:24:12good morning
00:24:26good morning
00:24:27good morning
00:24:27good morning girl
00:24:27good morning dr webb
00:24:30uh wondering
00:24:31what's that
00:24:33that was for lacy
00:24:35last year she was one of the ones who
00:24:36put herself in a cal trains path
00:24:40take it down bell or else they will all want one
00:24:50you know what they're gonna say
00:24:54cleptown
00:24:54pyro
00:24:56psycho
00:24:59probably make a lot of it just smile if i unalive myself
00:25:03i'm just having too much fun you know
00:25:13what's that
00:25:15you got no wisdom to share
00:25:19speak up
00:25:22it's embarrassing
00:25:52are you nervous
00:25:54don't be you're gonna be great
00:25:55not great you don't have to be great
00:25:57just keep expectations
00:25:59reasonable
00:26:00here i say this in my clients
00:26:02you know the story of icarus
00:26:02he um he tried to fly
00:26:04uh too close to the sun
00:26:06but his wings melted
00:26:07and so he fell down to earth
00:26:09and died
00:26:10but if icarus flew too low
00:26:11he'd drown
00:26:13the middle
00:26:15that
00:26:15is where you want to be
00:26:16yep
00:26:17not drowning
00:26:19not getting burned by the sun
00:26:20but hey
00:26:21you're flying
00:26:23that's cool
00:26:23okay
00:26:24thanks mom
00:26:27love you so much
00:26:28if you have no idea
00:26:43thank you
00:26:46hey how's it going
00:26:47thank you so much
00:26:48hi
00:26:50uh name and great
00:26:52orson stern
00:26:53ninth christ
00:26:59i'm new
00:27:00so
00:27:03uh dr webb
00:27:05uh this young man
00:27:07is in the system
00:27:08but
00:27:10hon it looks like
00:27:12your transcript
00:27:13from your last school
00:27:14never arrived
00:27:16we can't onboard you
00:27:18until we get it
00:27:19my dad was supposed
00:27:20to do that
00:27:21oh
00:27:22can you give him a call
00:27:25here
00:27:47um
00:27:48he didn't
00:27:49he didn't answer
00:27:50why don't you
00:27:51go wait in the dining hall
00:27:53someone will come by you
00:27:56hi
00:27:57i'm okay
00:27:58come by you
00:28:09immediately
00:28:10can you
00:28:11leave
00:28:11quick
00:28:11leave
00:28:12leave
00:28:23leave
00:28:38have a good day yeah um hey uh we should talk there's nothing to talk about nothing to talk
00:28:47that's that's emotional distortion and if deliberate um quite cruel
00:28:53duncan i am not doing this here it's fine that's fine follow me uh we'll talk no fine um when
00:29:02you
00:29:02were insider trading off your patients i'm sorry i'm sorry your clients when you were insider trading
00:29:07off your clients most private and confidential confidences given to you in strict confidence
00:29:13according to the rules of therapy international
00:29:16you know i'm just curious oh my god
00:29:24oh my god
00:29:49so
00:30:00so
00:30:08so
00:30:12so
00:30:21so
00:30:23so
00:30:31so
00:30:36so
00:30:56hello can i help you yes hello hi um i've been hacked i think several purchases of stocks i i
00:31:03do not recognize
00:31:04oh dear have a seat thank you um the sticky part is uh i'm a psychologist
00:31:11um but patients with clients come for therapy to my home office working from home
00:31:17the dream yes it is um but one of them must have got my phone and and uh and found
00:31:24my brokerage
00:31:24accounts okay let's see what we're talking about here okay thank you name
00:31:31uh well i need to emphasize that the the doctor patient confidentiality thing is a worry i mean if
00:31:40it was one of my patients i i couldn't testify um to it
00:31:45hmm sounds like a case for our pals in the fraud department they know how to tangle with law
00:31:51enforcement and all that jazz oh no no no no no um thank you um you see at least 10
00:31:57of my patients
00:31:58could have done this so and and five of them have dangerous violent tendencies i mean they might do
00:32:05harm to themselves or their families they could come after me could even come after you pat
00:32:13well why would they come after me is there a world where we reverse the trades like give it back
00:32:22well we can't recoup your losses without a fraud report i'm afraid
00:32:31there weren't any losses only profits it's an ethical concern i i can't be making money
00:32:42off my my patients well you could um you could give the money to charity like for psychologists
00:33:01or i could lose it to protect my patient make a bad bet maybe two muddy it up sure i
00:33:09can't advise
00:33:10you to do that we have duties fiduciary ones yeah yeah i get it i know what to do now
00:33:16great thank you
00:33:18pat now would you be willing to fill out a customer satisfaction survey no
00:33:26can you get a clearer image harper this it looks like a pile of laundry on a skateboard
00:33:30phone is off so she's probably on to you did you geo fix her car yes but the signal's very
00:33:36shaky
00:33:37i'm only locked in on her telematics like her car's emergency systems okay even her tire pressure
00:33:44monitor send out a beacon her tire pressure monitors wow there's no hiding with this nice new
00:33:52digs by the way i think this could be the hub for this project what are we going to call
00:33:55it
00:33:55did you come up with a name yet eye in the sky duncan that's funny but something a little
00:34:02more grand the dunquisition that's not funny the eye of odin no no noted noted like hypnosis
00:34:10hypnosis like g-o-n no no no g she's on the 280 and she's getting off where is she
00:34:16okay where is
00:34:18this harvard where is that um why did you turn it off just that um i've already given you a
00:34:25360 degree
00:34:25profile of this woman and this is not protecting and it's not probing it's straight up stalking we're
00:34:31nuts you're not stalking her we're stalking her car harper she wants to buy a gun to shoot duncan
00:34:38that's right that's right this is a life or death so now can you just do your job this is
00:34:43not my job
00:34:44this is extra how much you make 150 if i give you two can we never have this conversation again
00:34:51i would like to be cto wow wow a threat to my physical well-being is your cue to negotiate
00:35:00we'll discuss it your next performance review oh it's now it sucks just get her back
00:35:07the eye of node i have no can we be quiet in the space please
00:35:11yeah i'm sorry
00:35:17so
00:35:22so
00:35:23so
00:35:24so
00:35:25so
00:35:25so
00:35:25so
00:35:25so
00:35:42the secret to success take something people already do for free and charge them for it
00:35:47now you've got a business i'm the founder of brain what's your winning idea jesus christ
00:35:57come on come on work is life that's why i launched deathmo a reimagined work week for your business
00:36:04where days are numbers not names no more mondays no more sundays just pure flow what's your winning
00:36:11idea
00:36:12morons
00:36:15so
00:37:16Now, my alpha men, consider the king crab. Its shell can only strengthen in isolation.
00:37:24So it is with young men.
00:37:51Wow. Great work, champ. Worth every penny. I thought you said no one else could do what you do.
00:37:57Well, our car's off and our phone's off, so I can't track her aura.
00:38:01Not for nothing, but for every hour we run this algo, we release a ton of carbon.
00:38:05Oh, great. We'll sponsor a penguin.
00:38:07And if that extra 50K on your pay stub weighs heavy on your conscience, you'll let me know about that,
00:38:12too?
00:38:14Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:20No, they're not.
00:38:21They're literally right there.
00:38:24Come on, do it like a man.
00:38:27What the hell?
00:38:29Oh, I studied English.
00:38:31It's called backspin. Backspin.
00:38:33What? Suck it. Suck it.
00:38:35Oh, shit.
00:38:36They are playing ping-pong, Januszka, in the office.
00:38:39I thought I told you to call off the deal with these bozos.
00:38:42I made an executive decision to plug my ears.
00:38:44You better roll out the red carpet for them.
00:38:46Or you're going to have to explain to the whole board how you turned down a quarter of a billion
00:38:52dollars.
00:38:53You're not thinking things through.
00:38:56What do you sell?
00:38:58Um, no, the future.
00:39:02No, Prince Michigan.
00:39:04Data.
00:39:05The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its files.
00:39:10You don't think Big Pharma would want data like that?
00:39:12Well, life insurance companies are bloody commemorative coins.
00:39:18And if those data sales fund the good work of actually helping people who really do deserve it,
00:39:25maybe we can still get to heaven.
00:39:28Win-win.
00:39:29It just feels like without Hamish, like everyone's looking at me,
00:39:32waiting for me to just fall on my dick.
00:39:36No one is looking at you.
00:39:38That's supposed to make me feel better?
00:39:40Well, you want people to look at you.
00:39:42Yes, yes.
00:39:43I want them to look and see someone.
00:39:48Awesome.
00:39:50Oh, I need some competition.
00:39:52I played in bases all over the world.
00:39:55Wow!
00:39:56Ruffage!
00:39:56Jeffrey!
00:39:58Ruffery!
00:40:03So you're making yourselves at home.
00:40:05Yeah.
00:40:06Your offices are epic.
00:40:09Yes.
00:40:10Well, I was thinking maybe we'd start with single source justification.
00:40:14Basically, if we can show the DCB encounters what's unique about hypergnosis.
00:40:19We're unique as fuck.
00:40:22Great, yeah.
00:40:23Uh, Harper.
00:40:24Harper.
00:40:25Uh, this is our new CTO, Harper.
00:40:29Why don't you give them a look through the, uh, I have Nodin.
00:40:33Extra carbon for my friends here.
00:40:35And, uh, we'll get that data merged into our system toot suite.
00:40:39Well, uh, we can have trucks here in 72 hours if you have someone to load them.
00:40:42Sorry.
00:40:44Trucks?
00:40:45Yeah, a lot of it is, uh, is still on paper.
00:40:48Some, uh, floppy disks, too, so.
00:40:51Yeah, you know, well, like, uh, when your home movies are on VHS kind of thing.
00:40:55I don't know.
00:40:56This is what the money's for.
00:40:58Huh?
00:40:58To, uh, to upload and update.
00:41:01Paper floppy disks.
00:41:02What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03She's, uh, parked somewhere in Milpitas.
00:41:06Do you want me to go?
00:41:08No.
00:41:08No, I'll do it.
00:41:09Do it.
00:41:10We just need some specs for the, uh...
00:41:13We will.
00:41:13We will.
00:41:24Lucky, this is the wrong way.
00:41:26Why am I in the Bayfront Expressway?
00:41:27Well, we're working on it.
00:41:28No, where's Joanne?
00:41:30Okay.
00:41:30I'm turning around because of you.
00:41:31I am sorry.
00:41:31Shut up.
00:41:32Shut up.
00:41:33Shut up.
00:41:33Put an arbor on.
00:41:35Okay.
00:41:35Okay, that makes sense.
00:41:36We're going back that way.
00:41:38Right over, asshole.
00:41:40Okay.
00:41:41It's an EV, okay?
00:41:42I'm part of the solution, bitch.
00:41:46Oh, Joanne, you can't hide from me.
00:42:06Okay, okay.
00:42:07Harper says parking lot.
00:42:09Maybe I heard a parking lot.
00:42:10We're looking left.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Looking right.
00:42:13Okay, try to last.
00:42:14I don't see her.
00:42:15There is nothing here.
00:42:17Okay.
00:42:18Literally, there is nothing here.
00:42:19All right.
00:42:20Just hold tight.
00:42:20It should be there.
00:42:21Harper?
00:42:22Yeah, it should be there.
00:42:25Duncan, can you confirm?
00:42:29Duncan?
00:42:35Uh-oh.
00:42:44All right.
00:42:46All right.
00:42:46Ready for some jokes?
00:42:51Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
00:42:53Because poachers cut off his arms.
00:42:55Test, please.
00:42:59Organic facial expression of positive affect.
00:43:02He smiled.
00:43:03He laughed.
00:43:04He laughed.
00:43:05Just like any teenage person.
00:43:07Now he just needs spots and raging hormones.
00:43:10Trophy for you, Xander.
00:43:12Thank you, Martin.
00:43:15Alexander, trophies are dopamine shortcuts.
00:43:17For those of us with dopamine.
00:43:19He's making his own dopamine.
00:43:20He's going to be a genuine friend who listens and responds to teens.
00:43:25You're in a bubble.
00:43:25You have no idea what teens today are going through.
00:43:29First turtle.
00:43:31Right.
00:43:33Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:25Trophy for Tess if you make it to school today without incident.
00:44:27Stop.
00:44:28Stop.
00:44:35Stop.Æ°ng
00:44:45Bye.
00:44:46Bye.
00:44:49Bye.
00:44:50Bye.
00:45:21I don't want to sorrow you.
00:45:25Hey, calm down, calm down, calm down, I just want to talk, I just want to talk, Gary, Gary, Gary,
00:45:31Gary, he's not here, okay, the muscle's gone, he took the car, just, Joanne, lift up your arms.
00:45:44I, okay, Duncan, you, you have to stop breaking into my house like this.
00:45:50This is my first time.
00:45:51Okay, I, I'm, I'm gonna call the police.
00:45:54No, no, and I'm, and I'm, and I'm gonna call Nana Marks, you know, the journalist, she hounds me for
00:45:59tips all the time, all I have to tell her is, Nana, do I have a story for you?
00:46:03Shrink turns patients' trauma into trades.
00:46:05Who wouldn't want to click that?
00:46:07Come here, like that, let's go.
00:46:22You think you know everything about me?
00:46:25Well, you don't.
00:46:27Firstly, that varicose vein thing, it was just a consultation.
00:46:31I decided not to go through with it.
00:46:34I figured you don't always wear pantyhose.
00:46:38Ugh, oh my God.
00:46:40And much more importantly, that, that thing about Orson's custody.
00:46:45You have no right to any of it.
00:46:47But since you've already weaseled your way into my life, I, I wanted my son.
00:46:55It's just that, that Ethan told me, he, he promised that, that he would look after him while I finished
00:47:01my degree and got myself into lifelong student loan debt at 8%.
00:47:05So, and now I have, uh, a 15-year-old who has no memory of the little cowboy hat I
00:47:12got him after he had a shit fit in the middle of the food court.
00:47:15So, you think you know everything because you have information, but information is not insight.
00:47:24And of that, Duncan, you have none.
00:47:28Please.
00:47:33Please.
00:47:34Please.
00:47:36Don't.
00:47:38Don't do this.
00:47:40Is this what you want?
00:47:42Please.
00:47:44It was just on the little insider trading.
00:47:50Sorry.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:56But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:47:58You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:48:02You are looking at this all wrong.
00:48:05I'm the best thing that's happened to you since Mike Abedelli finger banged you at the Turtleback Zoo.
00:48:10I, Mike, what, what, how?
00:48:13That memoir you're writing, it's still on note docs.
00:48:16It's like a demon shat you into my brain.
00:48:19How many companies, how many billions of dollars have you saved or earned for your clients?
00:48:24That, God, come on, that's got to burn.
00:48:26It is JoJo's turn.
00:48:29Right?
00:48:29All I need is just one of your clients.
00:48:34Someone.
00:48:36Someone I could just do something with.
00:48:38That's it.
00:48:39And, of course, someone who's going to get me.
00:48:47I have one.
00:48:55Carl Bardoff.
00:48:58Carl Bardoff.
00:49:00Isn't Bardoff's law?
00:49:02Bardoff, that, that Carl Bardoff?
00:49:09Oh, wow, nice.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Okay.
00:49:12Okay.
00:49:13So he wants to get back in the game.
00:49:14You know, what's his sweet spot?
00:49:15His, his open sesame.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Joanne.
00:49:19I bet he likes it.
00:49:21People worshiping at his feet.
00:49:24Does he, does he miss it?
00:49:25The glory days.
00:49:27Oh, he's a glory hound.
00:49:28Yeah, yeah.
00:49:29I'm at his feet, so he's at my feet.
00:49:32Yeah?
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:33Oh, come on.
00:49:37Always.
00:49:38Sometimes.
00:49:39Rarely.
00:49:40Never.
00:49:46Sometimes.
00:49:50Tell me more.
00:49:57Come on, young.
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:12You all right?
00:50:16Gary.
00:50:18Um, I have to tell you something.
00:50:27So, Duncan Park?
00:50:28Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:30Yes, um, that's on me.
00:50:33I'm so sorry about that.
00:50:36I, it was a slip.
00:50:38It was just a slip.
00:50:39I, I'm, I'm sorry.
00:50:41I apologized right away.
00:50:43And, um, then I gave him a free neuropsych of L.
00:50:53You, you, did what?
00:50:55Why?
00:50:56That man is worth hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:51:00And he, he is the single most vile, arrogant, incurable.
00:51:04Okay, I see you're still activated.
00:51:06No, no, Gary.
00:51:07You have to listen to me.
00:51:08Okay, can you just let me, may I?
00:51:10You, listen to me.
00:51:11May I, please?
00:51:11May I?
00:51:15I get it.
00:51:16I do.
00:51:17Sometimes we become resentful of our clients.
00:51:20Oh, please.
00:51:21Tell me more.
00:51:23Professor Felder would teach me and mentor me.
00:51:27All right, sarcasm aside, I know a psychiatrist who was in a terrible car accident.
00:51:31He barely survived, broke his neck, and he lost the use of his legs and still went back
00:51:35to treat clients.
00:51:37And I asked him, how do you do this?
00:51:39How do you sit there and listen to people's little complaints after what you've been through?
00:51:43And the answer was, suffering is suffering.
00:51:51Gary, I was there when Phil told you that story.
00:51:58He was, no, he, no, you're, no, you're wrong, because Phil was, no, you're mistaken about
00:52:05that.
00:52:06But the point is that Duncan Park deserves therapy as much as anybody, anywhere.
00:52:14He's a human being, rich, poor.
00:52:17It doesn't matter.
00:52:22Can we stop fighting now, Joanne?
00:52:25I hate to fight with you.
00:52:29Yeah?
00:52:32Anyway.
00:52:34Here.
00:52:38I know that you feel that you don't always get what you want.
00:52:41That's not what I, I didn't mean to.
00:52:43It's okay if you did.
00:52:44I heard you, and I wish I could give you a better, anyway, here.
00:53:00You're welcome.
00:53:01Silly.
00:53:05Silly.
00:53:06Oh, man.
00:53:21Oh, my God, it's, it's perfect.
00:53:30Yum, right?
00:53:31Mm-hmm.
00:53:32I think this is our new regular.
00:53:34Yeah, I sort of prefer Alpine, but this is good.
00:53:37This is good.
00:53:40Hey, Dad.
00:53:42Can't fire Thelma.
00:53:45She stole my cube, Jim Jim.
00:53:46And you've had so many nannies, anyway.
00:53:49Nope.
00:53:50This is Thelma.
00:53:51This is the one.
00:53:53No.
00:53:54What about the hot ones when you were young, with the shorts?
00:53:57That was Thelma.
00:53:58That was Thelma?
00:54:00Oh, my God, really?
00:54:01Okay.
00:54:04How about this?
00:54:04You don't tell Mom about the milkshake, and I won't, I won't fire Thelma, okay?
00:54:10Deal.
00:54:14And also, I can get into Stanford for real, without cheating.
00:54:19I don't need all the extra time, and you and Mom will have to get money.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:23Okay.
00:54:24It is Daddy's money.
00:54:26And, sweetie, cheating is doing it for real.
00:54:30The only real cheating is when you cheat yourself.
00:54:33Cheaters never lose.
00:54:35And losers, they never cheat.
00:54:39Okay, Dad.
00:54:50Hmm.
00:55:04Think about her golden glass.
00:55:11How she lights the world up well.
00:55:15Now it's your chance.
00:55:26Think about the beauty in one perfect place.
00:55:48And the angels of the morning are calling out to make me think about the sun.
00:56:02Hard off is in my sights.
00:56:04I feel like Jane Goodall, about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
00:56:08I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:56:10Did you kill anyone, Sander?
00:56:12Until we get his transcript, he's not our responsibility.
00:56:16Duncan Park.
00:56:17Hypernosis.
00:56:19Zero days since I've stabbed someone, Joanne.
00:56:22Do you hate me that much?
00:56:24Yes.
00:56:25What happened to your face?
00:56:26What happened to your face?
00:56:32What's up?
00:56:33Here we go.
00:56:34Action.
00:56:37I nearly sucked, Lorraine, when she signed me up to be a whore.
00:56:41It triggered me like a fire alarm at a fireworks factory.
00:56:45That's how bad it triggered me.
00:56:47Never again!
00:56:48Bardolph goes to see Joanne for anger management purposes.
00:56:52And he's upset at something.
00:56:55I don't know if we really know what that is yet.
00:56:58To me, some of it's just old-fashioned generational ageism, where he's older and he sees the younger
00:57:04people screwing things up.
00:57:06And she gives him a mnemonic, stop.
00:57:10S, stop, T, take a step back, O, observe, P, proceed mindfully.
00:57:17It's just a little thing to remember for when that ends.
00:57:20The S of stop is for stop, correct?
00:57:22That was actually bestowed upon one of my writers.
00:57:25And she would joke about that.
00:57:27I may start, S is for start, T, uh, throwing things.
00:57:32Carl.
00:57:33I think it's hysterical from the point of view of Bardolph getting so pissed off on the lack
00:57:38of thought that went into making stop the first step of stop, based on a true story.
00:57:45Don't say it.
00:57:46I'm going to say it.
00:57:46Don't say it.
00:57:47I'm going to say it.
00:57:48Retarded.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:49And the last T is for therapists.
00:57:51I am going to start throwing things and retarded therapists.
00:57:57You're out.
00:57:59What was Joanne texting Jerry about?
00:58:01She wants a gun.
00:58:03A gun.
00:58:04Uh-oh.
00:58:06Also in episode two, you have a real ratcheting up of the Joanne Duncan dynamic.
00:58:13He feels like they were going to be partners.
00:58:15And now she's not returning his calls.
00:58:17She's ghosting him.
00:58:18I don't want to sorrow you.
00:58:20Duncan breaking into Joanne's house.
00:58:22First of all, it's probably my favorite scene in the season.
00:58:25I just love it.
00:58:26These two actors are duking it out in a way that's incredibly gratifying to watch.
00:58:32I just have to say, like, working with Sarah has been an absolute treat.
00:58:36You know, it's important, like, to show up every day to work and be inspired by the people
00:58:41around you to push harder and, you know, be better.
00:58:44It was just a little insider treating.
00:58:49But you can't unfuck that bell.
00:58:52You committed a crime, and I'm the natural consequence of that crime.
00:58:56It is the moment when their characters' wants and needs come to a collision point.
00:59:03Joanne seemingly gives in.
00:59:05All I need is just one of your clients.
00:59:09Carl Bardolph.
00:59:11Carl Bardolph.
00:59:12We know that Carl Bardolph is violently angry and does not want people talking to him and
00:59:17worshipping at his feet.
00:59:19She does not mention that to Duncan.
00:59:20That will play out in the next episode of The Audacity.
00:59:54Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:59:57The Audacity.
00:59:57The Audacity.
00:59:59The Audacity.
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