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00:00:05Hypernosis. My company. We harvest your data every time you click a green. And as you know,
00:00:11I have trust issues. Patients have dangerous, violent tendencies. What do you sell? Data.
00:00:18The VA has 16 million wounded heroes in its file. When you are insider trading off your
00:00:25clients' most private and confidential confidences, all I need is just one of your clients.
00:00:32Carl Bardo.
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00:00:57Carl Bardo.
00:01:04why is there a spider in my sink
00:01:16dr gary yes duncan hi uh so i have test results on preliminary you know normally i'd i'd like to
00:01:22do a formal diagnostic write-up but um since you seem to be in a hurry give it to me
00:01:26straight
00:01:26where am i on the spectrum what's my score well according to these tests you are actually
00:01:32completely typical typical that sounds like a slur no uh it just means that you are not
00:01:39neurodivergent that can't be possible i i think different also i have zero sense of humor and zero
00:01:45empathy you know uh actually according to the stats as far as quantifiable attributes associated with
00:01:53what is generally thought of as empathy you are a highly empathetic person what suck my dick i'm
00:02:00empathetic no i'm sorry you know duncan i think maybe i'm just not communicating it properly okay
00:02:05in layman's terms you're normal i'm sorry no you're normal i'm exceptional well from a medical
00:02:14perspective the two are not mutually exclusive no no empathetic is just pathetic with the prefix okay
00:02:21i am an apex predator i eat empathy for breakfast okay and how how qualified are you anyway gary
00:02:28yeah well you work with kids what's up with that what's with all the kids gary huh that's weird
00:02:35i understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized
00:02:39all right fruit fruit yeah oh my god what the are you serious duncan there's wildfires
00:02:53they're not far from napa duncan
00:02:57die die die die die die
00:03:03taste the sting of mint you creepy hairy little freak
00:03:15ashley you're highly empathetic
00:03:30you've reached dr joanne felder if this is an emergency call 9-1-1 otherwise leave a message
00:03:38oh hard off is in my sights the legend himself i feel like jane goodall about to shoot a silverback
00:03:45gorilla oh my gosh all i need is for him to come on board for like three to five percent
00:03:51sake and i am
00:03:52invincible you prepare me well joanne it is duncan park signing off
00:04:02what was that oh um that's linus poe you know his music no the guy on the phone oh no
00:04:11one client
00:04:13did you ever worry their clients might be like unstable maybe dangerous no honey no not my clientele
00:04:23is it because they're rich well because you have to be fairly stable mentally emotionally to achieve
00:04:30financial prosperity
00:04:31i don't think that's true you know historically speaking
00:04:37that was linus poe sadly the ohio balladeer died today
00:04:41oh no
00:04:45are you okay yeah sorry it's just linus poe you know he got me through high school and so much
00:04:51damn it
00:04:51every time npr plays someone's music they're dead i'm sorry dad loves him too so i introduced your dad to
00:05:00linus poe
00:05:09i'm sorry i'm sorry i just got this thanks
00:05:24carl bardoff
00:05:27duncan park hypernosis big fan super huge you know hugest it's titanic uncomfortably huge might
00:05:38mind if i sit
00:05:43your manifesto bardoff's law that was super important to me you know in a society driven by technology
00:05:52growth will continue endlessly the ultimate hockey stick yeah you're you're on my mouth rush mark carl
00:06:00tell you that but you're not stone you are flesh and i bet i bet you're not done not even
00:06:07close
00:06:11so me uh i yeah uh i co-founded uh fafa.com papa you've you've heard of it nope
00:06:21um f a h dash fa dot com yeah it was huge in uh oh nine early but it doesn't
00:06:31matter my latest
00:06:32enterprise hypernosis i mean data analytics great great algo the thing is
00:06:42cupertino wants us yeah we're in acquisition talks i got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago so i'm
00:06:50not talking out of school but i i think it's a big mistake taking the deal i mean you know
00:06:57what it's
00:06:58like there golden handcuffs you get it so i was thinking if i could find a private placement investor
00:07:04someone whose reputation for picking winners is so stellar and here you are i mean
00:07:12so i gotta ask like how about us and maybe hypernosis is how you get back in the game double
00:07:19rainbow i mean
00:07:20with a forward-facing data analytics company we could really make something
00:07:31what the fuck what the fuck the fuck is blue oh my god
00:07:39what the fuck what the fuck is blue oh my god
00:08:09says i stabbed someone joanne uh who did you stab this discount ceo comes to my heart and starts
00:08:17talking like i gave him clearance to speak so so uh you stabbed him it was with a fork
00:08:24he's he's fine but i'm not all that work we did wasted everything we accomplished you said
00:08:31okay story out the window yes okay okay carl that's okay we we we can discuss
00:08:37all of it in session right now i i have to yeah okay boundaries you're right and just after my
00:08:44work
00:08:44crossed too it's okay uh how about thursday at noon you gotta you gotta believe joanne this guy
00:08:52he's the type of guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy eyes but you
00:08:57can't because she's not supposed to i get it and not your fault carl whatever happened not your fault
00:09:03some people deserve maybe not stabbing but a real definitive i'm sorry i i have to take this
00:09:11what do you know where orson is oh ethan yeah he's at school well i was worried about the fire
00:09:17yes
00:09:18we will work through all of it in session on thursday okay hello ethan i dropped him there this
00:09:25morning well i called the school and he's not there he's not even registered joanne what is going on
00:09:31he's there i i see him on my tracker jesus i don't understand well you got some bad info ethan
00:09:37but of
00:09:38course the only explanation for you is bad mother right maybe before drawing damning conclusions open
00:09:44yourself up to the possibility that most things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups they
00:09:48they they build up like like coral reefs or or dung beetle nests for the boy i have no idea
00:09:55what you're
00:09:56talking about right now but our son is not a dung beetle what i said he's not a dung beetle
00:10:02he's not
00:10:03the dung beetle in the metaphor ethan
00:10:15stabbed with pork tetanus shot question mark
00:10:23oh god oh god
00:10:26move move can you get me some antibacterial ointment please uh ointment yes ointment of course uh
00:10:35duncan what happened what's it look like what's it look like uh i i couldn't say a rodent twin rodents
00:10:45hey captain big news cabinet level coming to visit we just talked to sekva
00:10:53great what's the sekva uh the secretary of the va she's gonna be down this week so yeah and we
00:11:00we've
00:11:00been working with uh your cto harper turns out your gnotin gizmo i have noted same tech right can be
00:11:10used
00:11:10to identify bets at risk of self-harm huge i mean a really a godsend and she agrees so she's
00:11:19coming here
00:11:19to check it out oh would you catch a fork there jefe lucky ointment please listen i would love
00:11:27to meet your friend i really would but i have deals to chase deals
00:11:33deals that are real deals yeah yeah no i get it government money right it doesn't flow but thank you
00:11:40there are work around yeah fast tracks huh and sekva can help with that she can maybe get you
00:11:48i'm telling you like a half up front to pay you to pay your people and to pay the engineers
00:11:55we're
00:11:55gonna need to hire to get you that pile of data okay maybe we should simplify the data how fast
00:12:02oh fast
00:12:03yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah with her sign off matter of weeks okay thank you thank you mother yeah
00:12:10you don't always get to bang the prom queen sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with a
00:12:14weird curve in her back that's the only willing partner right okay wow oh yeah
00:12:24here's what i'm thinking barbecue
00:12:30okay a texas bbq we red white and blew the shit out you know a pig on a friggin spit
00:12:38a whole
00:12:39hawk we put it on the roof we get vips a dj and your sekva yeah yeah sure hypnosis is
00:12:48soliciting
00:12:48a government contract so we'd have we have to be cognizant there's regulations i'm i'm i'm i'm
00:12:53i'm throwing the party i'm i'm buying the pig i'll get the kosher yeah no we'll roll out the red
00:12:57carpet make your secretary feel like a boss lucky get us a hog yeah you got it great great meeting
00:13:04guys throwing the party right i'll get on the phone now okay having a party
00:13:35what a dj
00:13:40orson barack stern
00:13:49mom see i told you he was here what are you doing here what are you doing here
00:13:55what were you watching what were you watching orson naked people and were you planning to
00:14:05spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here okay why did nobody here call me he's not even
00:14:14enrolled we can't call the mother of every child who isn't a student at las altas well i guess i
00:14:19wrongfully assumed that for ninety thousand dollars a year on scholarship at the very least
00:14:25keep track of him i'm sorry but when orson got home from school and you asked how his day was
00:14:31helped him with his homework okay who are you i'm the one who had to replant the succulents
00:14:35you massacred during your road rage incident well that that was an emergency i am a psychologist
00:14:41and i had a patient in crisis i know it sounds harsh but until we get his eighth grade transcript
00:14:49and officially enroll him he's not our responsibility he's yours you know what it's fine we will reach
00:14:57out to his baltimore school first thing tomorrow and that means you can enroll him when we're on it
00:15:03we're on it okay we're on it and we will get you sorted
00:15:10i am going to kill your father
00:15:14okay orson let's go i i gotta oh my god for five minutes you can hold it in no i
00:15:22can't
00:15:23i'm so tired of this it's it's it's it's intolerable yeah try being me
00:15:34oh my god duncan what are you doing looking for something to avoid scars
00:15:41that's for wrinkles duncan the fires are bearing down in napa
00:15:44okay i asked for we go to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant
00:15:49at a cost of course can you say retardant anymore we have insurance but this is our house it's a
00:15:56house
00:15:56we have we have other houses oh okay you're just absent all sentimentality yeah
00:16:03i think so you remember our song at our wedding you remember what that was yes you do linus poe
00:16:12and what other he died today
00:16:24are you uh didn't even ask me what happened you got stabbed with a fork
00:16:30yes i did but do you even want to know why sure they had a reason
00:16:46yes
00:16:50yes
00:17:02yes
00:17:03yes
00:17:03yes
00:17:05yes
00:17:10yes
00:17:11What's going on?
00:17:13Nothing!
00:17:29Oh, goodbye.
00:17:32Goodbye.
00:17:38Honey, how's it going in there?
00:17:40I really don't want to see another doctor.
00:17:42Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
00:17:46I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
00:17:49Woman, actually.
00:17:50She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome.
00:17:55Okay, I just don't understand the directions.
00:17:58I...
00:17:58You...
00:18:00So...
00:18:01You just...
00:18:02You poop in the hat.
00:18:03I don't want to poop in the hat.
00:18:07Sorry.
00:18:07Let me, uh, let me just get rid of this man.
00:18:11Please, Orson, please.
00:18:12Just poop in the hat.
00:18:14And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
00:18:16Like, I mean it.
00:18:17I mean not even water.
00:18:18Ow, this house!
00:18:20What?
00:18:21I can't talk.
00:18:23I'm in the middle of a family...
00:18:25What spider?
00:18:27Like, I'm the spider.
00:18:29I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
00:18:31I think it's a sign.
00:18:32Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
00:18:34Okay, grow up, move on.
00:18:36Not taking no for an answer is...
00:18:38Sometimes the answer really is no.
00:18:40If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
00:18:42Go down swinging.
00:18:44But why go down at all?
00:18:45Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:18:46Go, enjoy your life.
00:18:47I don't know, play pickleball.
00:18:49Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
00:18:52Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
00:18:55Pickleball.
00:18:56Yeah, very clever.
00:18:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:18:59There are no words behind my words.
00:19:01I...
00:19:09Goddamn.
00:19:11Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
00:19:15I'm all right, little spawn Satan.
00:19:20Respect.
00:19:28You're the man.
00:19:29You're the man.
00:19:39Hey, can I come in?
00:19:42We can talk, yeah?
00:19:45Oh, God.
00:19:46Get off me.
00:19:49We are authorized.
00:19:51You're filming this?
00:19:53He stabbed me.
00:19:54He stabbed me.
00:19:55He's...
00:19:56Okay, okay.
00:19:57I'm sorry.
00:19:58I'm sorry.
00:19:59Oh, God.
00:20:01Casuals.
00:20:03Are you laughing?
00:20:04You laughing?
00:20:05You're laughing?
00:20:06You can't kill me?
00:20:07You can't kill me.
00:20:11You can't kill me.
00:20:12Uh-huh.
00:20:45Oh, your face.
00:20:47Do you need some ice?
00:20:47Yeah, floating in vodka.
00:20:48Four fingers.
00:20:49And more bunting.
00:20:50A lot more bunting.
00:20:51More.
00:20:51Yep.
00:21:04Hey.
00:21:06There you are.
00:21:07We got our problems.
00:21:09Secfa's plane is still circling.
00:21:12It's delayed an hour, at least.
00:21:16Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
00:21:19This guy's the same color, but the oil fields.
00:21:22Same smell.
00:21:23It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
00:21:26Charred flesh.
00:21:29You smell that?
00:21:30It's bacon.
00:21:32Pig flesh.
00:21:34Are you getting triggered?
00:21:36I know how to ride it out.
00:21:38I've had 30 years of practice.
00:21:40Ruffrey, how we doing?
00:21:41How's it going?
00:21:42How's it looking, huh?
00:21:43No bunting?
00:21:44Really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
00:21:47You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
00:21:50I think it's the right amount.
00:21:51Great, great.
00:21:52I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we'd get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
00:21:56and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say how I'm a hero, two heroes, you know,
00:22:00being a successful guy.
00:22:02Helping, helping.
00:22:03Sure, sure.
00:22:04Listen, Secfa is delayed, okay?
00:22:06Because of the smoke.
00:22:08No.
00:22:09Where's the know-how?
00:22:10I mean, you could blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans.
00:22:14I don't know.
00:22:15Just do it.
00:22:16Hey, what happened to your face?
00:22:19What happened to your face?
00:22:21Just get her.
00:22:22Just get her.
00:22:22Hoo-ha.
00:22:23Do it.
00:22:25America!
00:22:28Don't ask people to dance, okay?
00:22:29No one's going to want to dance.
00:22:30Just, you'll look stupid.
00:22:32Wasn't going to.
00:22:33Yeah, and keep it classy.
00:22:34Nothing French.
00:22:35Uh, the caterers are not happy.
00:22:37Who is?
00:22:38Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
00:22:41Wait, tell them, tell them the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
00:22:45You know, pork charred with old-growth giant Sequoia rub.
00:22:49You know, right?
00:22:49You don't see that on the menu every day.
00:22:51I've never seen it.
00:22:52Go!
00:22:53Great.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:54Okay, uh.
00:22:56She's landing.
00:22:58Oh, yes, yes.
00:22:59Okay, good.
00:23:00What kind of music does sex file like?
00:23:01We can, you know, anthems, country, dubstep.
00:23:04She likes, hey, do we have dubstep?
00:23:06I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
00:23:09Uh, flag on the play.
00:23:11Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the
00:23:18delay, she can't make it to both.
00:23:19So she's choosing one that's not mine?
00:23:23Yeah.
00:23:24Yeah.
00:23:24Uh, let me show you, man.
00:23:26You have to be.
00:23:29Okay, who's the lucky fellow?
00:23:30Hmm?
00:23:32It's, uh, it's Spookle.
00:23:35They, they do our social media stuff, and...
00:23:38You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
00:23:40I, you know, bigger...
00:23:43Listen, just open it, I don't care.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45Duncan.
00:23:45What?
00:23:46Maybe if you called her, that would...
00:23:47I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
00:23:50Spookle!
00:23:51That's right.
00:23:52Spookle!
00:23:55The guests are starting to...
00:23:57Yeah, tell them to go home.
00:23:57It's done.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:58It's over.
00:23:59Shut it down.
00:23:59DJ dipshit.
00:24:01Unplug it.
00:24:01It's done.
00:24:01Party's over.
00:24:02Party's over.
00:24:03Put everything down.
00:24:04Party is over.
00:24:05Do not take photos.
00:24:07Party's fucking done.
00:24:14Party's over.
00:24:20Big blind.
00:24:28Needed to lock in Sekva, Tom.
00:24:31Packer, hijacker to a black site, and waterboard the pitch till you seal the deal.
00:24:35It's called salesmanship.
00:24:38I promise, one drink and one go.
00:24:42Oh, look who it is.
00:24:43The architect of my bloody government contract.
00:24:49Hi, Martin.
00:24:50Hi, Duncan.
00:24:51Oh, Nena, I forgot I invited you.
00:24:56Barry, can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the doors?
00:25:00Thanks.
00:25:15What happened?
00:25:17Oh, this investor recruitment.
00:25:22A heart now, I take it?
00:25:24Yep.
00:25:26Nobody wants Dunkey.
00:25:28Not you, not your VA.
00:25:32Sorry.
00:25:34There was circumstances.
00:25:36Jesus, can't go any lower.
00:25:37It's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
00:25:42The deal's not dead.
00:25:47God, Martin's weird.
00:25:51Aren't we all?
00:25:59Where's Lily?
00:26:02Obsessively watching news over the fire.
00:26:06Well, then she knew you were going to be here.
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:10If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
00:26:15Such a waste, though.
00:26:18Serving sentence without committing a crime.
00:26:24This is where the engineers work.
00:26:28Messy.
00:26:30If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign in?
00:26:35Einstein.
00:26:36Very good, Xander.
00:26:39Hey, let's go talk to him.
00:26:54Are you all right?
00:26:57Do you need...
00:26:58I don't know.
00:27:01Uh...
00:27:01Water?
00:27:02Or...
00:27:03Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
00:27:07Sorry.
00:27:09My...
00:27:10It's, uh...
00:27:12His name is Alexander.
00:27:14He's a...
00:27:16Friend.
00:27:17Are you with the...
00:27:18It was the VA.
00:27:20That's right.
00:27:22I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
00:27:25First Gulf.
00:27:26I see.
00:27:27Did you kill anyone?
00:27:28Xander.
00:27:29The hell is this?
00:27:31Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
00:27:35Is that thing recording me?
00:27:36It's not recording.
00:27:39It's learning.
00:27:41You're teaching him about war.
00:27:44Is that all right?
00:27:46Lou, do you like to talk to him?
00:27:50Nah, I don't like his face.
00:27:53It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who
00:27:58cry aloud for blood.
00:28:00More vengeance.
00:28:02More desolation.
00:28:04War is hell.
00:28:08General Sherman.
00:28:10What's your name, soldier?
00:28:13Tom.
00:28:21Do you want to sit down?
00:28:29I'm just not doing something, right?
00:28:35For the life of me, I don't know what it is.
00:28:39I don't know what it is.
00:28:40Just.
00:28:44You're Duncan, bloody fuck.
00:28:46I know.
00:28:48You're not perfect.
00:28:50But you're impossible to ignore.
00:28:55That counts for a lot.
00:29:00Go home.
00:29:03Get some rest.
00:29:04You look a morning.
00:29:04It's pronounced appealing.
00:29:08Both.
00:29:09At the same time.
00:29:13I'm going to go find Martin.
00:29:15Who?
00:29:16Martin.
00:29:16I know.
00:29:35Can I help you?
00:29:38Hmm?
00:29:39No, I'm good.
00:29:40I'm just conducting an experiment.
00:29:44Is that a therapy bot?
00:29:45Well, he's whatever he wants to be.
00:29:50His name is Alexander.
00:29:51He's AGI.
00:29:53Bullshit.
00:29:54That's years away.
00:29:56He has his own thoughts.
00:29:59Own feelings been raising him.
00:30:02Curating his intake.
00:30:03With great care and affection.
00:30:07Martin!
00:30:09Can we go?
00:30:14What are we looking at?
00:30:18Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
00:30:26My gosh.
00:30:27Hey, Anushka.
00:30:28Have you seen Tom?
00:30:32What's happening?
00:30:33Your friend is the first real-world test case for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
00:30:44Fuck years.
00:30:45The people is spinning.
00:30:49What are we looking at?
00:30:52Oh, God.
00:30:54Oh, God.
00:30:56Oh, God.
00:31:08Oh, God.
00:31:11Oh, God.
00:31:15Did you...
00:31:17Did you do it?
00:31:19No.
00:31:21What is it?
00:31:22You poop all the time.
00:31:24You're always pooping.
00:31:25But all of a sudden, you can't?
00:31:28It doesn't work like that.
00:31:30Sometimes I just...
00:31:32You know, I get...
00:31:35Maybe...
00:31:36Go for a walk.
00:31:37Get things moving.
00:31:38You could take the dog.
00:31:42What?
00:31:44But if your dad asked you to, he'd poop.
00:31:46Oh, my gosh. Please just leave.
00:31:48Oh, my gosh. Watch your attitude.
00:31:51I don't like it.
00:32:33I've been thinking.
00:32:35Perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino.
00:32:41Reach the edge of the map there, if I'm being honest.
00:32:44Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are,
00:32:47easy to miss what's happening on the ground.
00:32:49Exactly.
00:32:52Like, what you did tonight...
00:32:55with Alexander and Tom.
00:32:58Huge, Martin.
00:33:00Bravo.
00:33:00I mean, when was the last time we saw tech help?
00:33:08I know tech changed the world.
00:33:11But so did the bubonic plague.
00:33:16Truth be told...
00:33:19Well, we actually made better.
00:33:21Did we spread knowledge?
00:33:24No.
00:33:25People used to occasionally agree on truth.
00:33:31Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
00:33:37Please.
00:33:39Absolutely blew it on climate.
00:33:42Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel.
00:33:47And have we made the lives of our children better?
00:33:50Provably, no.
00:33:51Well, we can have Q-tips at our door in an hour.
00:33:55Huzzah for us.
00:34:01But you've...
00:34:03You've actually done something that might be different.
00:34:08The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance
00:34:11and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
00:34:17I was just wondering if I shouldn't
00:34:18finally collaborate with you and Alexander.
00:34:21All right, let's...
00:34:23not cross streams.
00:34:26You know?
00:34:28Xander is...
00:34:29He's my thing.
00:34:31No, I...
00:34:32Martin.
00:34:33I know.
00:34:36You're the creator.
00:34:38And it...
00:34:39could be something we can do together.
00:34:43In February of last year,
00:34:45you told me Xander looked like
00:34:46if a jelly bean had delusions of grandeur.
00:34:49And then in June of this year,
00:34:51you asked if I modeled him
00:34:53on a toddler's chew toy.
00:34:58You remember?
00:35:03No.
00:35:05I do.
00:35:06I do.
00:35:29No.
00:35:32No.
00:35:34Duncan.
00:35:36Duncan, the house is gone.
00:35:38Hmm?
00:35:39Early this morning,
00:35:40they had to abandon it.
00:35:41It's...
00:35:42Oh, my God.
00:35:42It's all gone.
00:35:53We'll build a new one.
00:35:55I don't want a new one.
00:35:58Well, you can't have what's gone.
00:36:02So...
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:05So much.
00:36:09Very comforting.
00:36:11House we got married in.
00:36:12What did you do?
00:36:13What did you do there, Lily?
00:36:15Huh?
00:36:16You ate some pruned Danish?
00:36:18Is that...
00:36:19Are you being...
00:36:21Okay, are you being serious?
00:36:23Yes.
00:36:25Yes.
00:36:25Yes, I am.
00:36:27Okay.
00:36:28I'm very serious.
00:36:29It wasn't at the house.
00:36:32Despite our arrangement.
00:36:34It's just your idea, by the way.
00:36:36I wouldn't do that.
00:36:37Where was it, Jen?
00:36:37And where did you...
00:36:38I told you the mud bath!
00:36:40Oh, like a pig, right?
00:36:41Great.
00:36:42Great.
00:36:43Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured.
00:36:45You are disgusting.
00:36:47And just so you know,
00:36:48mud is antimicrobial.
00:36:57That house was ours!
00:37:00It was ours!
00:37:02What's up?
00:37:06I heard the news.
00:37:08I'm so sorry.
00:37:18Thank you, sweet mama.
00:37:23Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash.
00:37:27Okay.
00:37:35Come on!
00:37:39Headphones.
00:37:40Lily, since everyone wins with headphones.
00:37:45You love his music.
00:37:46This was our first concert.
00:37:49What is wrong with you?
00:37:50Seriously.
00:37:50He's a sad cowboy goth shit.
00:37:54He's sad.
00:37:55Seth!
00:37:58What?
00:37:59There was a spider.
00:38:02Get up.
00:38:04Out!
00:38:05Out!
00:38:23we're gonna give him a twilight sedative for his trip okay might make it a little loopy
00:38:28well what if i say something like what i don't know um something that i
00:38:35know that i maybe you don't know i know oh sweetie i'll i'll plug my ears
00:38:44oh yeah here's the um
00:38:50here samples are handled by the lab tech not a lab tech oh okay so where do i
00:38:57just a couple more and we're done first pavilion east one building over you better get it there
00:39:03like go to lunch at 12 past that we'll have to collect another one oh yeah and you know he
00:39:06had
00:39:07a lot of trouble getting the okay well i will take the sample i um oh just call me okay
00:39:16if you're
00:39:16feeling you rushed me out without my phone oh right here have mine just call me if you're feeling i'll
00:39:24have your phone right okay um well i'll be right back so just watch a show or something don't buy
00:39:31anything i love you
00:39:51where's your mom she's not here buddy
00:40:04what
00:40:10Ten, nine, eight, seven, eight, six.
00:40:35Uh, where the hell is 1582?
00:40:38Hey.
00:40:39Hey.
00:40:41Hey!
00:40:45Where's 1582?
00:40:48Where's 1582?
00:41:06Oh, please.
00:41:07We don't take samples during lunch.
00:41:09Oh, my God.
00:41:10Please.
00:41:11Please, I got lost.
00:41:13Please.
00:41:14Please.
00:41:18Okay.
00:41:20Look, I've been the rules for you.
00:41:22You're going to tell someone.
00:41:23Then I got to do it for everyone.
00:41:25Look, you went to school to help people, right?
00:41:28So did I.
00:41:29And elbows deep in other people's shit is not how you thought it would go.
00:41:33I, I, I really get it.
00:41:36But you can help me.
00:41:38A person.
00:41:40And it's my son's excrement.
00:41:41So, so, two people.
00:41:45It's rules.
00:41:49Yeah.
00:41:52Rules.
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:06Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
00:42:08It's, it's, it's nasty out there.
00:42:16Yes.
00:42:16Yes.
00:42:18Yes.
00:42:19Yes.
00:42:19And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:25Heaven keep me out through this dream.
00:42:34And I can't bear it evermore.
00:42:41Hey, bud.
00:42:42Little woozy.
00:42:43Give me thumbs up.
00:42:49Well, stay down.
00:42:50Can't hurt if you don't remember.
00:42:55Mm, yeah.
00:43:14Joanne.
00:43:15Mm-hmm.
00:43:18Jesus, Jojo.
00:43:19It shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you.
00:43:22I lost a friend.
00:43:27Kind of.
00:43:28Well, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
00:43:34Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
00:43:36And it has been a disaster.
00:43:38Like, he hates me.
00:43:39I don't even know why.
00:43:41Because you are a bad man.
00:43:45A bad, bad, bad man.
00:43:50Is this Orwell?
00:43:53No one likes you.
00:43:58Not even you.
00:44:01I like me.
00:44:02Did your mom say she didn't like me?
00:44:05Did she tell you that?
00:44:07Get her!
00:44:08Arrivederci douchey douchey.
00:44:22How the hell with this?
00:44:23Hey!
00:44:25Shit.
00:44:30You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:44:36Okay.
00:44:37Oh, my God.
00:44:40You're all done.
00:44:41Let's go home.
00:44:43You must be serving.
00:44:45Oh, my God.
00:44:46So, first.
00:44:46That bitchy nurse.
00:44:54Is that ramen?
00:44:56Mm-hmm.
00:44:57Oh, I love ramen.
00:44:59You remembered.
00:45:02Dad never gets it from me.
00:45:05Oh.
00:45:06Thanks, Mom.
00:45:08You're the best.
00:45:12What'd they put in those meds of yours?
00:45:14Oh, yeah.
00:45:15That stuff was great.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18Well, enjoy the ride.
00:45:19No refills.
00:45:21How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
00:45:31Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
00:45:36I, um...
00:45:38I completely forgot an appointment with a client today.
00:45:42It's...
00:45:43Goddammit.
00:45:44Oh, it's okay.
00:45:46No regrets.
00:45:48I was right where I was supposed to be.
00:45:52Hello?
00:45:54Yeah.
00:45:55Yeah.
00:45:57So fast.
00:46:04Well...
00:46:05That can't be.
00:46:08That...
00:46:09That's not possible.
00:46:13Are you sure?
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:20No.
00:46:23Yeah, I...
00:46:24Yes, I will.
00:46:24I will follow up.
00:46:32That was the lab.
00:46:40Say it.
00:46:42Say what you did.
00:46:47Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
00:46:52You gave me dog shit.
00:46:56Sorry.
00:46:57Why?
00:47:00Why?
00:47:37What do you want, Duncan?
00:47:40What are you talking about?
00:47:44I...
00:47:44What are you talking about?
00:47:45His name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
00:47:52Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
00:47:54And if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
00:47:58Wait, was that your intention?
00:48:00I...
00:48:01I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you
00:48:07to see that this is not tenable.
00:48:09You needed to see that.
00:48:10You wanted him to humiliate me?
00:48:13You despise me that much.
00:48:16You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
00:48:19No.
00:48:20No, I offered you a partnership.
00:48:24Are...
00:48:24Are you hearing yourself?
00:48:26You...
00:48:26You...
00:48:26You seriously can't be that much of a moron.
00:48:29I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
00:48:34I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
00:48:39No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy Thunderdome.
00:48:42You threatened my livelihood, my family.
00:48:45I am only human, Duncan.
00:48:47And I was right.
00:48:48I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
00:48:50A fool?
00:48:51A fool?
00:48:52Oh, no.
00:48:57You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
00:49:01A lottery.
00:49:02That's how you got a college roommate.
00:49:04That's how you got Hamish.
00:49:06The actual genius.
00:49:08So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
00:49:16My God, you're mean.
00:49:19Well, I could be mean too, you know.
00:49:21Okay.
00:49:22Fine.
00:49:23You wanna turn me in?
00:49:24Turn me in.
00:49:25I will lose my license, yes.
00:49:27But then...
00:49:29You know what goes right out the window?
00:49:31Doctor-patient confidentiality.
00:49:34You're afraid of humiliation?
00:49:36I will air all of your weird, skidmarked, filthy laundry.
00:49:41And I will gladly go down.
00:49:44Just so long as I take you with me.
00:49:46What?
00:49:46Why?
00:49:47Why are you doing this?
00:49:49Give it up, Duncan.
00:49:50The world doesn't revolve around you.
00:49:52It never did.
00:49:53And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
00:49:58Fine.
00:49:59I'm on my own.
00:50:00And I am...
00:50:03Always was.
00:50:05Always will be.
00:50:08Yes.
00:50:09Great, great, great.
00:50:10You know what, Joanne?
00:50:11I can work with that.
00:50:13Yep.
00:50:14Stay tuned.
00:50:40Goddamn, you're ugly.
00:50:51Hey.
00:50:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
00:50:58I figured at least you might, uh...
00:51:02respect my persistence.
00:51:05Is that bothering you, Carl?
00:51:06Yes.
00:51:07What do you want me to do?
00:51:09Call me that coffee it is about, please.
00:51:12Oh, my God. He's kidding. He's kidding.
00:51:14We're old friends.
00:51:20You...
00:51:20I... Is that...
00:51:23It's the Linux phone.
00:51:25They were playing him everywhere.
00:51:27Hon, can you just turn this off?
00:51:31Come on.
00:51:36You know, a couple years back, I was, uh...
00:51:38worth a lot on paper.
00:51:40Almost as much as you, Carl.
00:51:42We, uh, threw this big tits-out blow-off party, and...
00:51:46I wanted Linus Poe to play.
00:51:48So I offered him a million bucks.
00:51:50And he said no.
00:51:52So, I went to, uh, two million.
00:51:55To three million.
00:51:56To four million.
00:51:58And I thought this son of a bitch couldn't be bought.
00:52:02And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
00:52:07And Linus Poe came to my house.
00:52:09My own backyard.
00:52:11He played three songs.
00:52:12And walked off stage.
00:52:14Flash me the bird.
00:52:15Double-barreled in front of my employees.
00:52:18My co-founder.
00:52:20My wife.
00:52:20My dad.
00:52:22And he screamed,
00:52:23You people are fucking disgusting.
00:52:27Heh.
00:52:29Well, it messed me up.
00:52:32For a while.
00:52:34And then I, uh...
00:52:38Finally went to therapy.
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:43Not afraid to admit it.
00:52:45And I realized, you know what?
00:52:47He wasn't giving me the finger.
00:52:49He was giving himself the finger.
00:52:51Linus took the money.
00:52:52And man, that must have burnt him.
00:52:54Because he never,
00:52:54he never made another record after that.
00:52:58I broke him.
00:53:01Most people are weak.
00:53:03But not you, Carl.
00:53:04Not you.
00:53:05No.
00:53:06No.
00:53:07You're not.
00:53:08You can't tolerate bullshit.
00:53:10Didn't put up with mine.
00:53:11And I have scars to prove it.
00:53:13And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
00:53:16If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Poe's.
00:53:21A loser.
00:53:23Who can be bought off.
00:53:25It's you.
00:53:26You.
00:53:27Not them.
00:53:28Not Cupertino.
00:53:29You.
00:53:29I need you.
00:53:31And I'm so sure of it.
00:53:347% stake.
00:53:3510% below market value.
00:53:38And I get 300 million capital infusion.
00:53:43Market credibility.
00:53:44And someone I deeply, deeply admire.
00:53:46Whispering sweet, uncut wisdom into my ear.
00:53:50We're not just mining data, Carl.
00:53:54We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
00:53:58And what happens after that?
00:54:00It's changed.
00:54:01Changed.
00:54:01Every single person.
00:54:03What they want.
00:54:04What they think.
00:54:05What people believe.
00:54:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:40Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:54:56Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
00:55:14The earth swung low, the sky split in two.
00:55:19But Duncan kept walking as great men do.
00:55:23They said, you can win, and he whispered, we'll see.
00:55:28And the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
00:55:32Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed.
00:55:36Just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
00:55:40And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
00:55:47Carl Bardoff is coming!
00:55:49He's one of us!
00:55:54What?
00:55:54Were you at Harvard?
00:55:56I never went to Harvard.
00:55:57You were with Duncan Park.
00:55:58What were you two up to?
00:56:00I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
00:56:03Alvin died.
00:56:04The landlord?
00:56:05I don't want to lose our home.
00:56:07Always show Mr. Bardoff the power of Nodin.
00:56:11No!
00:56:12Shut up!
00:56:17What a douche.
00:56:20Forcing Barack Stern.
00:56:25Mom?
00:56:26What were you watching?
00:56:27Naked.
00:56:28People.
00:56:31In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
00:56:34Oh, my God.
00:56:35For five minutes, you can hold it in.
00:56:37No, I can't.
00:56:38Orson has IBS.
00:56:40He's got difficulty with his stomach.
00:56:43It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
00:56:47It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
00:56:52So there's a need for parental guidance here.
00:56:56Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
00:56:59And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
00:57:05You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him and how he feels like
00:57:09her problems are always bigger than his problems and like she matters more.
00:57:13It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
00:57:18Samples are handled by the lab tech.
00:57:20You better get it there.
00:57:21They go to lunch at 12.
00:57:23It's another instance of someone's hubris, Joanne's in this case, I can fix this problem, confronting and colliding with reality.
00:57:33There's a firestorm going on outside.
00:57:36There's wildfires.
00:57:37The air is terrible.
00:57:38And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
00:57:42And we see this fantastic montage of her going to the hospital.
00:57:46And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
00:57:50And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool sample.
00:57:56Yes.
00:57:57To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
00:58:00You would not believe what I have just been through.
00:58:10Do you do it with this?
00:58:11Is that good enough?
00:58:12Because I need blood on this fork.
00:58:13In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph.
00:58:17Duncan Park.
00:58:19Hypernosis.
00:58:19To being stabbed by him.
00:58:21Because with a forward-facing data analytics out.
00:58:30And then eventually bagging him.
00:58:31And it's all about relentlessness.
00:58:34And his teacher in all of this is a spider.
00:58:38That he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his sink.
00:58:48Spider could talk.
00:58:49He would say to me, go down swinging.
00:58:51But why go down at all?
00:58:52Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
00:58:54Go, enjoy your life.
00:58:55I don't know, play pickleball.
00:58:56Yeah, very clever.
00:58:57I hear your words behind your words.
00:59:00There are no words behind my words.
00:59:02And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me.
00:59:06And never stop coming back.
00:59:08And that's what he does with Bardolph.
00:59:10I need you.
00:59:12And I'm so sure of it.
00:59:15Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
00:59:18In the end, he wins.
00:59:22One of my favorite aspects of his victory there
00:59:26is he walks out into a world on fire.
00:59:29Yes!
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:32Oh, my God!
00:59:35You!
00:59:37You!
00:59:56You!
00:59:57Oh, my God!
00:59:59Oh, my God!
01:00:01You!
01:00:01In, you!
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