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00:00Jappy, it's time for dinner!
00:02What's for dinner, baby?
00:03Oh, it's Shabby, the green beans!
00:07What do you need, Jappy?
00:08Jappy, why'd you shoot me the finger?
00:10You don't want me to eat your crazy food!
00:12What do you want to eat, Jappy?
00:14I'm hungry!
00:17Okay, let's go get you a stupid sandwich, bitch!
00:21Huh?
00:22What the hell are you doing?
00:23What the hell are you doing?
00:24What do you want, baby?
00:25Uh, maybe I have one day or two.
00:27You can probably hold the soup.
00:29You can probably hold the soup.
00:33Yeah, I'm hungry!
00:36Yeah, a cookie's already over here!
00:38Yeah!
00:38Yeah, a cookie's already over here.
00:39Yeah, I'll pick some real speed.
00:42I'm hungry!
00:44I'm hungry!
00:44Freeze everyone around now!
00:47Ready by men?
00:50I'm hungry!
00:51Okay
00:53Sorry!
00:53Sorry.
00:54We're in therapy.
00:56That's all you might find.
00:58Sorry for the...
00:58The...
00:59The...
00:59The...
00:59The...
00:59The...
00:59The...
00:59Oh my god, Jimmy!
01:04We just saw a robbery!
01:05We just saw a robbery!
01:06I didn't get my sandwich!
01:08Jimmy, forget about this sandwich!
01:09We just saw someone rob a store!
01:10What do we do?
01:10Do we call the comics?
01:11We go back and get my sandwich.
01:13Jimmy, shut up about your stupid sandwich!
01:16Who's that?
01:17Oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:18Where's who that goes?
01:19Uh, hello?
01:19The comics!
01:20Thank god you're here!
01:21I was just going to call you.
01:22What?
01:24No, what?
01:24Well, you're under arrest.
01:25Oh, under arrest for what?
01:27You were robbing a sandwich shop!
01:28I didn't rob a sandwich shop!
01:30Oh yeah?
01:30Well, we found you in the scene of the crime!
01:33Come on!
01:34You were robbing a sandwich shop!
01:35You were robbing a sandwich shop!
01:36Why I ran away?
01:36Yeah, you were running away because you just robbed a sandwich shop!
01:39No, no, I ran away because the robber came in and he robbed a sandwich shop!
01:42Okay, what the robber looked like?
01:44Where are you?
01:44Yeah, yeah, a ski mask on!
01:46Really?
01:47Like in a cartoon?
01:48Yeah!
01:48Oh what, did he have like a big bag with a money sign on it too?
01:51Yeah, yeah!
01:52But I knew you were born yesterday!
01:54Because I wasn't!
01:55I'm 42!
01:56Okay, so you don't look like you were born yesterday!
01:59Howie!
01:59Okay!
02:00You were going too!
02:01Okay, boomer!
02:02I didn't rob a sandwich shop!
02:04I was there with my son!
02:05I was there with my son!
02:05I was there with my sandwich!
02:06And my son's upstairs right now!
02:07We'll blast my son!
02:08Because you were gone for me!
02:09I did not rob a sandwich shop!
02:11Alright!
02:11Alright, so there's my son!
02:12He was with me doing the robbery!
02:14Hey, buddy!
02:14I get to open up!
02:15Hey!
02:15And there's the money you stole!
02:18No!
02:19Not just piggyback money!
02:20That's not the kind of money you take from the piggyback!
02:22We're going towards what he's doing that he has that kind of money!
02:25Well, I pretend to be a girl on high, and I sell pictures on my feet to weirdosies!
02:30Really!
02:31I said this!
02:32Wait, wait!
02:33Did you do this ball blaster?
02:34Yeah!
02:34That's exactly what we've used in the robbery!
02:36Oh, come on!
02:37Everybody has a tennis ball blaster!
02:39Well, I don't!
02:40We're too square!
02:41Well, okay!
02:42But is it make fun of me, Dave?
02:44Why do you beat me so much?
02:45God!
02:46You beat me because you're accusing me of a robbery that I didn't commit!
02:48Well, look what I have to work with!
02:50You found your hat at the scene of the crime!
02:52You have a whole bunch of money that's missing!
02:53And!
02:54Here's a tennis ball blaster that was used in the robbery!
02:57Okay, but that's...
02:57Whoa!
02:58Come into this!
02:58Yeah, okay, whatever!
02:59How about we go back to the scene of the crime and see a nap job, you remember?
03:02Okay, come on!
03:03Someone's a sandwich anyway!
03:04Jimmy, just stay here!
03:05Alright, buddy!
03:07Alright, here we are in the scene of the crime!
03:10Look familiar!
03:12Hold on, man!
03:13One minute!
03:14Of course!
03:14I was just here!
03:16Robbing the place!
03:17No!
03:17I'm going to get a sandwich!
03:19She never had fun to make it because the robbery came in!
03:21Yes, sir!
03:22Wait, which was you?
03:23Did you have a lot of fun to make it?
03:25I was just ordering a sandwich!
03:26Alright, man!
03:27Yeah, she recognized me!
03:28Oh, of course she's going to look at me!
03:29I'm just here!
03:30You've never seen this game before!
03:32Yeah!
03:32Yeah!
03:33Oh, boy!
03:34I've got five kids!
03:35Oh, wait!
03:37Yes, girl!
03:37If you're ordering a sandwich!
03:38Now, ma'am, what was the last thing we said when you were going to react to everyone missing this
03:42call?
03:42He was trying to get a little beat up between my team!
03:45Okay!
03:45I won it!
03:46This doesn't look too good for you!
03:47What the hell?
03:48Just check the cameras!
03:49The cameras don't work!
03:50They killed each other like shit!
03:51I don't know what I've heard!
03:52I don't know what I've heard of that before!
03:53Okay, look!
03:54You're under arrest, because we have a witness here that says you were here on the day of the robbery,
03:57and we found your hat at the scene of the crime!
03:59Well, just-just chuck her finger prints!
04:01You're wearing gloves!
04:02So good!
04:03Come on!
04:04You're going to make it!
04:04That's how I tell the truth!
04:06All right, say bye to the sons!
04:08All right, Jackie!
04:09Apparently I'm going to jail for a lot of work!
04:11How long are you going to be gone for, daddy?
04:13I'm supposed to be 35 in the light!
04:14What?
04:15No one-no one here else put a treat forever!
04:17Whoa!
04:18Apparently I'm going to jail for 35 years!
04:21Oh, boy!
04:21What the fuck am I going for?
04:23There's one to move in the bridge!
04:24I don't know why I'm not going away!
04:25Just use your piggy bank money!
04:27You can't help me!
04:28You can't help me!
04:29You can't help me!
04:29You can't help me!
04:29You can't help me!
04:30All right, good man!
04:31Up to me straight!
04:31Well, Mario, you took this!
04:34And?
04:34You are so mad!
04:36What do you mean?
04:36The prosecution's going to have a fielding with you, Mario!
04:39They have so much evidence!
04:40What do they have?
04:41They have your cat for the scene of the crowd,
04:43and a witness testimony from the employee saying
04:45that you were the last person she saw was right out!
04:49Mario, I know it looks like I did it, but I didn't do it!
04:51Well, if it looks like poop and smells like poop,
04:53then what is it, Mario?
04:55Poop?
04:55Dang it!
04:56You're poop, Mario!
04:58Well, but I was just there, Mario, so weird, too!
04:59Well, Mario, do you have an alibi?
05:01Where were you during the crime?
05:03I was at the restaurant!
05:04Shut up!
05:04I want you to shut that dirty little mouth!
05:07I never want to hear you say that again, Mario!
05:09I was at the restaurant!
05:10Shut up!
05:11You were on the beach, in the Bahamas,
05:13drinking fruity drinks from some dude named Pepita!
05:17I know, Mario, but if you want to win this, get the lie!
05:20Get the lie, lie, lie, lie!
05:22And once you're done lying, get the lie some more,
05:24or you're here to tell what you want to lie,
05:26and the cherry of time!
05:27I want the play for the truth!
05:28Okay, do you want to tell the truth, Mario?
05:30Then do you just want to take the Mac sense?
05:32Right!
05:33Right, Mario!
05:34What do you want to take the play deal?
05:35I want the play deal!
05:36Fifteen!
05:37Fifteen years?
05:39Seven and a half!
05:40I don't want the play deal!
05:41It's where I tell the truth,
05:42and I'm going to be found innocent!
05:44Alright, Mario, let me see what I can do!
05:46Okay, I don't want to take the play deal!
05:48I got it!
05:48Just, let me see what I can do!
05:50Thank you!
05:51I have no idea!
05:52I don't know!
05:53I have no idea!
05:54I can do that!
05:54All rise for the honorable judge, Strongville!
05:57The order for the honor of the court is now in session!
06:00Mario!
06:01You have been charged on property!
06:03What are you bleeding?
06:04You are bleeding!
06:05I'm bleeding!
06:07I'm bleeding!
06:07You're morte," you're bleeding!
06:09Mario, you are hereby sentenced to 15 years
06:12in current prison!
06:13That's a nice break for an eliminator!
06:16Take the play deal!
06:17You're bleeding!
06:18What are you going to do?
06:19All right, you got one day.
06:20You're gonna try.
06:21I'm gonna do it for 50 years.
06:23Say it or not.
06:24Good behavior, so be good.
06:25All right.
06:27Take that.
06:28I got it.
06:29I got it.
06:30Look at that sad face.
06:32Oh, wow.
06:34I got it.
06:35I got it.
06:37I got it.
06:39I got it.
06:40I got it.
06:40I got it.
06:41I got it.
06:42I got it.
06:43I got it.
06:43I got it.
06:44I got it.
06:45I got it.
06:48I got it.
06:48I got it.
06:49I got it.
06:50I got it one day.
06:51I got it.
06:53I got it.
06:56I got it.
06:56coping with one guy.
07:07That helped me.
07:11It's too late for that kid and you've already to claim.
07:16And I get out of here.
07:16What would you give up here to my dad?
07:17I'm gonna throw these asses.
07:19Are you gonna do that?
07:21Yeah, you're gonna have to get screwed.
07:22Think it's all under the prison, like a movie or something?
07:24No!
07:25I'm gonna tell you, Jeppy!
07:27Do you?
07:27No, no, no.
07:28Take me until you see in your car!
07:31Okay, you can get nothing better, dude.
07:32Fine.
07:33Okay.
07:34Alright, get near your back to the ceiling.
07:36I'm gonna lie to you.
07:38I'm gonna lie to you.
07:38I'm gonna lie to you.
07:39You're gonna lie to me.
07:40You're gonna lie to me.
07:41You're gonna lie to you, Jeppy.
07:43I'm gonna lie to you.
07:46I'm gonna lie to you.
07:49Wait, you want that boy?
07:55Oh, I can't take that one.
07:56I'm following.
07:57I'm using the exercise.
07:59And this is why it's all unusual.
08:00We're gonna resist the Silver King.
08:03A beast?
08:04Yeah, how do we miss that?
08:06Once I've over a frame on death,
08:09now I loved having fun.
08:12Ah, wow.
08:14Holy moly.
08:15your birthday party?
08:16Why are you telling us a birthday party for your self?
08:19Because we've got a clown here!
08:21I'm here!
08:22Get us a birthday party!
08:24A clown is a clown, always your birthday party!
08:28Wow. Why do you know you need a clown?
08:30We don't already eat!
08:31Oh, oh!
08:33You don't need a clown!
08:33Oh, you want me to go get my jeans rampant on?
08:38So I can put that on?
08:39Woo!
08:40Ah, yeah!
08:41All right, but seriously, though, what did you want to play with us?
08:44Are we still a birthday party?
08:46Your problem will come.
08:47We've got to win your time.
08:50Marshall, Maggie, watch out!
08:53Whoa!
08:55What do you think?
08:55Lighter than Cinco-Nine?
08:57Drag light!
09:00Marshall, watch out!
09:02Marshall, careful!
09:06Whoa!
09:11Where's Marshall?
09:12Look out!
09:14Marshall!
09:16Huh?
09:18Charger!
09:22Watch out, Marshall!
09:24I got him!
09:28No, look out!
09:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
09:38Ah, ah, ah!
09:39Ah, whoa, whoa!
09:40That's the only one.
09:42No!
09:42Watch out!
09:44Whoa!
09:46Whoa!
09:46First of all, watch out!
09:49Oh, no, whoa, whoa!
09:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
09:54Now, let's get your shovel from the end.
09:58Whoa, whoa, whoa!
10:00Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
10:04Marshal, look out!
10:06I knew it!
10:13Marshal, look out!
10:20Marshal, look out!
10:28Marshal, look out!
10:32Marshal, look out!
11:04Look out!
11:05Marshall! Look out!
11:05I'm don't think I'm behind you!
11:11Marshall! Who'll do it?
11:14Marshall! Look out!
11:17Marshall! Look out!
11:20What?
11:22Look out!
11:23Look out for what?
11:27Marshall! Look out!
11:29Marshall!
11:30Okay, are you ready?
11:32Look out, Marshall!
11:36Marshall, watch out!
11:40Look out!
11:41Look out!
11:43Look out, Marshall!
11:48Uh-oh, look out!
11:50Watch out!
11:54Rock me!
11:57Look out, Marshall!
11:58Look out!
11:58Look out!
11:58Look out, Marshall!
12:00Go away, Marshall!
12:05I'm going to kill you, stupid sergey.
12:08Be careful!
12:09Uh-oh!
12:11...and I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
12:13No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
12:16I'm gonna kill you, stupid sergey!
12:17I'm gonna kill you, stupid sergey!
12:18Be careful!
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