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00:00Oh man, I can't wait to watch Charlie and Friends, it's my favorite show ever!
00:04Time for Charlie, who likes Charlie? We like Charlie, everybody loves him.
00:09Charlie, who's got Charlie? Where is Charlie? There is Charlie, he's got everything that you need.
00:15He likes to eat food and stuff.
00:19But Charlie, he is, he's awesome, here's the Charlie and Friends show.
00:26Do, do, do, do.
00:28Charlie and Friends is filmed in front of a live audience.
00:33Oh, hi guys, I'm Charlie.
00:37And today, I'm going to throw some money on some hoes.
00:41Come with me.
00:44Yeah, pay that money, ho.
00:47Jesus, you like that, don't you?
00:53Oh, Charlie, those aren't hoes. Those aren't women who don't respect themselves.
00:59Those are farming equipment.
01:02Oh, you are so silly.
01:05This guy's wearing.
01:08Damn.
01:09Oh, wait.
01:10You thought I was talking about women hoes?
01:13No, I respect women.
01:15I would never.
01:18Oh my God.
01:19This is unbelievable.
01:21How is that real?
01:24Oh my God, I'm about to explode.
01:26Are you going to throw some money?
01:27What?
01:28Throw money on you?
01:29Why would I throw money on you when I can spend money on the Charlie and Friends mobile game?
01:32It's out now.
01:34Download right now.
01:35What?
01:36The Charlie and Friends mobile game?
01:43So, guys, what do you want to do today?
01:46I don't know.
01:46Charlie!
01:49Charlie!
01:51Oh, my dad must have saw the video that he got shot.
01:54Dad, that happened like a few weeks ago.
01:55No, Charlie and Friends, the video game.
01:58It's on the phone.
02:00It's mobile.
02:01Download and play it.
02:03I know I am.
02:05You can play on the toilet.
02:06I love it.
02:07It's perfect.
02:09So, you should go do that now.
02:11Yeah, why are you yelling at us about it?
02:12Because I want the world to know.
02:14Don't you want to play Charlie and Friends, the video game on a fucking phone?
02:18Well, I mean.
02:19That's cool, I guess.
02:20It is really cool.
02:20I mean, is it different than the real life Charlie and Friends video game we played like 10 years ago?
02:24It's newer.
02:25It's better.
02:26It's updated.
02:28Oh, Charlie!
02:30Mm-mm-mm.
02:32Make it from Fruity Pebbles.
02:34Shut up, baby!
02:35They did it!
02:36They made a Charlie and Friends mobile game!
02:39They fucking did it!
02:41Can you believe it?
02:42Oh, my God!
02:43Oh, my God!
02:45Woo!
02:46Woo!
02:47Woo!
02:48Woo!
02:48It's a crazy game!
02:49It's true!
02:50Charlie and Friends, the mobile game!
02:52I need to share.
02:53I can choke your ass.
02:55I can murder you and be happy.
02:56Go to press and look at these.
02:58It's finally true.
03:00I got a new Charlie and Friends game!
03:06Oh, man!
03:07Oh, man!
03:07I got to play this game!
03:08I got to download it.
03:10Oh, yeah!
03:12Let's play!
03:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
03:15A UFO?
03:16Wait, alien pelicans?
03:18No way!
03:18Charlie versus Alias?
03:20Oh, this is gonna be sick.
03:21Oh, Charlie, you're sleeping!
03:23Wake up, you silly Billy!
03:24It's time to fight crime!
03:26Oh, yeah, I can crouch!
03:27Oh, wait, I can walk around, too!
03:29Oh, this is gonna be sick!
03:31Dang, Charlie, this is a huge house!
03:33Oh, nice!
03:36Oh, is that way up?
03:37Oh, oh, oh, nice!
03:39Let's go to the bathroom.
03:40I'm gonna be sick!
03:41Oh, nice bathroom, Charlie!
03:42Wait, is that a rubber ducky?
03:44Oh, oh!
03:44Let's get in the shower!
03:46I'm rippa-duh-duh!
03:48Oh, yeah, thank you!
03:50I'm so very sad, too, too, too!
03:53Wash it off!
03:53You like me using me, baby!
03:55I'll believe it!
03:58All right, what are we doing next?
04:00It's not a gigantic buster!
04:01This is a man, I'm sorry, too!
04:05Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
04:06Rollin', rollin', rollin'
04:09Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
04:11That's my job!
04:13Yeah, that no coin!
04:15Tell me, Charlie, go!
04:16I wonder what you do!
04:18Oh, what are you talking about?
04:20Oh, what are you talking about?
04:22No fucking way!
04:23I can't even shoot Crab Gags!
04:25Oh, this is the best game ever!
04:27Oh, I was just figuring out my powers!
04:29What the hell?
04:30Oh, my God!
04:31That's life!
04:32All right, all right, let's start again!
04:33All right, I got my Crab Power back!
04:45No, no, no, no, no, they're cheating. What the hell lost another life
05:18Do it
05:22Bullshit, oh, at least you saved my progress. Let's get these coins Charlie. Yeah
05:37Which one is dead? Hmm, two elephants and a mouse. Which one is dead? That was wicked, though. But that
05:47was wicked. No, maybe the mouse is wicked.
05:51Haha, I want some beans. Oh, hell yeah, I love beans. So yeah, let's get beamed up, Charlie. Are you
05:57trying to see a bean? I don't know, we got some beamed up gas. Gross.
06:02Haha, we farting through the sky, Charlie. Yeah. I like this game. Oh, oh, I thought the rain drops. Oh,
06:10man, we got a doctor. It's an evil rain, bro. He's trying to get us in the sky. I'm rolling
06:15and roll.
06:15Oh, that's my heart. That's my heart. That's my heart. That's my heart. That's my heart. Oh, it's dead. Oh,
06:21yeah. Charlie.
06:22It's a little rolling and roll. Oh, yeah. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll.
06:29Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and
06:38roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking
06:49and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll.
06:53Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and
06:56roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking
06:57and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll.
06:58Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rocking and roll. Rock
06:59This is epic. Charlie on the moon?
07:00Oh, this is epic. Wait, wait, Charlie, what's up for the evil moon?
07:04Oh, oh, we got a jump. Oh, zero gravity, Charlie.
07:08They can't stop us, buddy.
07:10Ooh, y'all get coins. Get some Charlie coins.
07:13Ooh, I'm moonwalking, baby.
07:16Feel like Michael Jackson.
07:18Oh, yeah, let's get the Charlie one.
07:19Crab cake time!
07:22Ooh, yeah. They can't stop our powers.
07:24Super crab cakes. Yeah.
07:26Eat these cakes, nigga.
07:27Oh, man.
07:28Wait, what's this? America? Oh, the moon?
07:31Oh, I need some Michael.
07:32What's up?
07:34Oh, this is an alien.
07:35We're the bad guy. America's evil.
07:39Oh, he died. Get it.
07:41Uh-huh.
07:42Oh, I got to get my revenge.
07:44Now, let's get that season, cuz.
07:45Yeah, it's time to die.
07:47Try to get them.
07:48Watch out for the moon, too.
07:49Oh, boys. Get those boys, buddy.
07:53Ooh, patrol.
07:54Ooh.
07:54Rollin' in love, rollin' cake, rollin' kids.
07:57Ooh, what we doin', Charlie?
07:58Ooh, what we doin', Charlie?
08:01With Charlie and the Warner?
08:03You're up, you're up, you're up, you're up, you're up.
08:06You're up, you're up, you're up.
08:09You're up.
08:09Ooh, look, look, look, look.
08:10So cute.
08:11Oh, you shit.
08:11Pebbles should have been a bitch.
08:13Oh, they're trying to stop us, but they can't.
08:15Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
08:16Get that one.
08:17Ooh, we gotta get this one, too.
08:19Oh, yeah.
08:20Oh, no, don't get the bait.
08:22Oh, no, don't get the bait.
08:25Wait, wait.
08:26No!
08:27I didn't know I would lose a life.
08:29All right.
08:29All right.
08:30We know how to get the bait.
08:31Not that one, either.
08:33You hungry horse, you.
08:34Oh, that bitch tried to get us, Charlie.
08:37You saw that?
08:38Boom.
08:39We gotta get that one, too.
08:40Hang that one.
08:40Hang that one.
08:41Ooh, yeah, they ain't got the last one, baby.
08:44Wait, what's that?
08:51Ballin', ballin', ballin', ballin', ballin', ballin', ballin'.
08:54Alien fish!?
08:55All right, all right, we know what they expect this time.
08:57Then he ain't gonna catch the iron.
08:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:00Ooh, got the...
09:01Rollin', rollin', ballin', ballin'
09:03Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
09:06That makes it feel like me, baby.
09:08Hahaha!
09:08Come on, Charlie, we got that stuff!
09:09Oh, yeah!
09:10Yeah!
09:11Yeah!
09:36Oh
09:42It was too quick but god damn it was worth it
09:45Oh
09:47Man that is a sick ass game
09:49That might be better than Grand Theft Auto
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