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Love Island South Africa - Season 1 - Episode 30
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00:32This week on Love Island, South Africa, Unseen Bits.
00:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's poppin'?
00:38New girl, Teone, settled in.
00:40The motherfuckin' building.
00:42What's up, what's up, what's up?
00:43Libor popped the big question.
00:45Will you be my girlfriend?
00:46Of course I will.
00:51You have been dumped from the island.
00:53Please get ready to leave the villa immediately.
00:56The islanders said a teary goodbye to five of their friends.
01:00Oh, fuck.
01:01I found the connection I wanted.
01:03If you're going, I'm going.
01:04I came in for what I wanted.
01:06I saw what I wanted.
01:07We were working on it, and now you're gone.
01:09What the fuck?
01:09I don't need to be here.
01:11And hello to two new bombshells.
01:13There's just been something that's been making me so apprehensive,
01:17and I'm sure you have picked up on that.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Tats got dumped, and then dumped again.
01:22Who would you like to couple up with tonight?
01:24The boy I'd like to couple up with is Ross.
01:30Tats, you are now dumped from the island.
01:38The girls got wet and wild.
01:41Get that sock!
01:43Get that sock!
01:44Get that sock!
01:47And just when you thought the clearing out was over,
01:50Leandi showed up again.
01:52The viewers have been voting for the couple that they think has the best connection.
01:57The three couples with the lowest votes risk being dumped from the island tonight.
02:27New girl Teone arrived,
02:29and like a carpenter whose speciality is constructing doors,
02:32she sure knows how to make an entrance.
02:34Yeah, yo, what's going on?
02:35Ba-doom-tsch.
02:36What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
02:39What's up? What's up? What's up?
02:39The new bombshell walked in here with a lot of sass and confidence.
02:45Can't falter for that.
02:46I mean, fuck, you did a great job walking in here.
02:48So your name, your age, where you're from, and what do you do for a living?
02:50Actually, I prepared, like, a young little wrap for you guys.
02:54Oh!
02:54Okay.
02:55So...
02:56I'm trying to Ross.
02:57This girl is walking in not shy.
03:00She's just owning this villa like it's hers,
03:03and is just owning the show here.
03:06I'm from the tropics where it's hot.
03:07That's the place to be.
03:09Trap girls about to pop.
03:10Ain't got shit on me.
03:11Okay.
03:12CGI we at the top.
03:13We're never gonna stop.
03:15I need me my glop because I'm calling all the shots.
03:17I need me my guap because they know I'm about to pop.
03:20And, you know, she's actually really nice.
03:21She's super talented.
03:22She's super sweet, and she seems like she's a girl's girl,
03:26and I think she's gonna fit very well in the villa.
03:31Apart from the costume store that supplied 8,000 sexy outfits for the girls to choose from,
03:36the game also had official winners.
03:39Asad, Tato, Ian.
03:42The girl you scored the highest was Millie.
03:59I was just like, baby, I'm back.
04:01I'm putting my neck on the line again.
04:12Millie is back in Love Island.
04:16The girl that the guys found most exciting and entertaining was...
04:23Come on, roll.
04:23Interesting.
04:24Oh, my God.
04:29Tanya.
04:30Oh!
04:32Ah, yes.
04:41Oh, no, this girl.
04:44My night is a movie.
04:53Hands got busy, got a feel, and it was just like...
05:05Tanya.
05:07Tanya.
05:08Hi, boy.
05:09Hi, boy.
05:19Tanya.
05:20Tanya just gave, like, such a great show.
05:22She went balls to the walls.
05:24Man, like, she really...
05:26She brought it.
05:32Another challenge in the back.
05:41Millie, Millie.
05:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:43Thanks for voting me number one.
05:44Mm-hmm.
05:45No, it was good.
05:46You let me...
05:47Of course.
05:48Who else was it gonna be?
05:49You know, you asked me the other day, and I granted your wishes come true.
05:52Yeah.
05:52See, you ask and you shall receive.
05:54I know.
05:54You ask for a boobie dance.
05:55Yeah, he asked to touch my tits the other day, and I said no.
05:58Why did I ask it like that?
05:59Yeah, yeah.
06:00How did I ask it?
06:01You were like, can I touch your tits?
06:03And I was like, no.
06:04I didn't do that.
06:05Play the clip.
06:15Ian, we found the footage, but we won't show it if you leave 10 grand in unmarked bills
06:21in a brown paper bag under the pink flamingo.
06:23You have one week.
06:25I cannot remember that, to be honest.
06:27She let me touch her boobs, and yeah, obviously, the man that I am really enjoyed it.
06:40Yeah.
06:41Yeah.
06:42Yeah.
06:43You see what I mean?
06:45Yeah.
06:45Yeah.
06:45Okay.
06:48He's so dope.
06:49He's not running for guys.
06:51Yeah.
06:51He's so fucking dope.
06:53As any cat owner will tell you, when everybody's getting ready for bed, kitty just wants to play.
06:59Yeah.
07:00I put on the serum for us, and then the pimple cream.
07:03Yeah.
07:03So will me, my pimple's not be there tomorrow.
07:06Bye.
07:07It's so funny watching that.
07:10Yeah.
07:11Kipo.
07:12Cool.
07:14Kipo.
07:15Duh.
07:16Duh.
07:17Duh.
07:17Duh.
07:18Duh.
07:20Duh.
07:21I'm trying to see if I could see anything.
07:23I know, I'm like, if this bra moves his hand too quickly, I'm not the fuck out.
07:27Do you mind?
07:28Duh.
07:29Duh.
07:30Duh.
07:30Duh.
07:30Duh.
07:31Duh.
07:31Duh.
07:32Duh.
07:41Duh.
07:44Duh.
07:44Duh.
07:44Duh.
07:45Duh.
07:45Duh.
07:46Duh.
07:55Duh.
07:56Duh.
07:57Duh.
07:58Duh.
07:58Duh.
08:02Duh.
08:02of life. This is meaning of life? Oh, oh. The clouds open so the blue sky can come
08:11through. Oh my god. Once the Sun comes through the clouds this is meaning of
08:18change. This is the future. This is the future. This is to show that moving
08:26forward with life there will be goats everywhere. It will rain down goats upon
08:34us. Survival of the fittest. As many men will be fighting over which goat they
08:43want.
08:51The boys make a silly point and reveal they have no balls when they pick
08:56cricket terms as cover for a wide number of euphemisms. They're hooked.
09:01No one catches them out and the girls are stumped. But have they crossed a
09:05boundary?
09:06Have you loved cricket, huh? Yeah, I did. Are you good at it? No.
09:11But these guys made me feel like I was good at cricket though.
09:14Guys, like, I think Summer's actually caught on to the whole pizza
09:18club thing. Like, I just... Yeah, definitely. I don't know if she knows the full
09:22coats. I don't... Like, the last thing we need is that there's like a
09:26misinterpretation of pizza club. That they think chicken means deep dish and
09:30vice versa and stuff like that.
09:33Yeah, we might need to change it.
09:35You switched to cricket terms, eh?
09:36Yeah, let's switch to cricket.
09:37I think the cricket one is a good word.
09:38Wicked Keeper means?
09:39Uh, full on sex. Full on sex, okay.
09:42Fucking banger.
09:43Yeah.
09:43And then when it is caught by the first lip, oral sex and whatnot.
09:47Yeah.
09:48Uh, caught by the second slip, uh, kissing, cuddling, stuff like that.
09:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:52Caught by third slip, just sleeping.
09:55Don't even fucking understand because I don't know the fuck.
09:57There's no way.
09:58I don't understand.
09:59Chris doesn't even understand.
09:59I don't understand.
10:00You're playing with these guys.
10:03Man.
10:03I thought I was bowling without...
10:05Yo.
10:06Relax.
10:06No, but you were...
10:08I hit you, eh?
10:09I hit you square for four, no?
10:12Yeah.
10:14I know he loves cricket.
10:16I think that's, like, near and dear to his heart because, you know,
10:19the first time he ever played cricket was with his father, so...
10:22I think that, um, cricket will always have a place in Liwo's heart.
10:27Yeah, so Tim now has no idea about cricket club.
10:31Yeah.
10:32It's Cheyron.
10:41Your artistry.
10:42Tell me a bit more about your artistry.
10:44Yeah?
10:44Yeah.
10:45So what are you...
10:46I know you do the modeling thing.
10:47Yeah.
10:48The music thing.
10:49Is it more singing?
10:49Is it rapping?
10:50So I don't actually...
10:52Like, I haven't started the music thing.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:54That's what I'm...
10:55Like, I want to start that this year.
10:56Give me some bars since you're writing some stuff.
10:58I want to share, yeah.
10:59You want to hear some bars?
11:00Yeah, give me some bars.
11:01Give me a...
11:02Give me a rap line.
11:03One or two.
11:03A beat.
11:05So give me a beat.
11:06Yeah.
11:06I'll give me a beat.
11:09Oh, and I'll clap it out.
11:11Yeah.
11:11Here we go.
11:12Boom, boom.
11:13Uh.
11:14Uh.
11:15Uh.
11:16Yo.
11:17Kicking it with a bad bitch.
11:19Okay, I don't think she that bad, but damn, she mad rich.
11:21And looking at her after that night, bro, she kind of average.
11:24Cause she said something brazy about marriage.
11:26Like, bro, she trying to pop babies like rabbits, gnashing cabbage.
11:30I mean, carrots harassing like Jerome at Daddy's Mansion.
11:33Mix baby from Bad Habits.
11:35Mixing lean and champagne, then he Kravitz.
11:37That shit gets sticky like molasses, dash it.
11:40I'ma still beat it up like cash.
11:42It's in the ring, but with a rag doll to practice.
11:44Uh.
11:45I don't think they gonna crack this.
11:47Spineless prick soda, but not like cactus.
11:50Uh.
11:51You trying to say cacti.
11:53Really?
11:53I don't give a shit.
11:54Yeah, I'm that guy.
11:55I'm listening to niggas telling me about flat skies, and how my black ass still gotta get
12:00baptized.
12:02Uh.
12:02Keep talking.
12:03You gonna wake up with black eyes.
12:04Cue the soul.
12:05No, no peas like bad cries.
12:07Ah.
12:08That's all I got for you.
12:09That's all I got for you.
12:11That was good.
12:12That was good.
12:13Find a booth.
12:14Good.
12:14Is that something you wrote during quarantine?
12:16Give me a.
12:16Tum-tum-tum.
12:17Tum-tum-tum-tum-tum.
12:30Welcome back to Unseen Bits.
12:32Libo roped in various others to ask Timna to be his girlfriend.
12:36A brave decision, considering the last acting anybody did, was when they played a tree
12:40in grade two.
12:41I woke up today feeling like it's the perfect day to pop the question, right?
12:45I'm ready to make the lady of my dreams my girlfriend.
12:48I decided to make it public because I feel like we are a whole huge family here in the
12:53villa, and you know, just to incorporate the rest of the islanders into it was, it would
12:57actually be the finishing touch and the rose on top to telling our story.
13:02Do it again.
13:03So it's confusing.
13:03You hum that twice, and then after that, it's, okay, let me sing it.
13:07So he goes.
13:09You are a good way.
13:15Gents.
13:16Gents.
13:16Gents.
13:17We have to practice this.
13:18Yeah.
13:18There was a lot of thought that went into it, and it definitely inspired a lot of us
13:21just because of kind of what he went through to make sure that everything signified something.
13:26And I mean, he even used the four elements of love and mentioned first being fire.
13:31While strength may seem like heavy lifting, the strength of love is ever shifting.
13:36Gentle kindness through tough times, like when you've been listening to all these rhymes.
13:41I don't know, mine doesn't really make sense to me, but...
13:43But together, the whole thing makes sense.
13:45But together, like, it portrays a nice story.
13:47Let me try to read this one more time.
13:48Yeah.
13:49That's definitely, like, something to look up to for me personally.
13:53That would be the ideal thing to happen for me as well.
13:55There comes a time, maybe once in life, making space for someone who looks you in the eye.
14:03It comes around just as fast as gone, made up a moment to pass you in the blinking of an
14:11eye.
14:14I really love you, baby.
14:15I love you so much.
14:16I really love you.
14:16Will you be my girlfriend?
14:18Of course I will!
14:28I'm so happy.
14:29I knew you were going to do it, but I didn't know you were going to do it this soon,
14:32to be fair.
14:32Let's see.
14:34Yeah.
14:34I couldn't do it sooner.
14:35I wanted to do it yesterday, the day before yesterday.
14:43So yeah, there's literally been one, let's call it like hookup that I've done.
14:46That's insane.
14:48So then...
14:49Just because I'm really, I'm honestly speaking, I'm just really serious.
14:53I'm really, really serious about it.
14:54So you're not the type of guy to just have like random hookups every week when you like go out?
14:58Not at all.
14:59Just like, can I ask?
15:01Yeah.
15:02What like your body count is?
15:04Yeah, I was literally, I was literally about to say that.
15:06Yeah.
15:06I was literally about to actually tell you that.
15:08Um, it's zero.
15:10What?
15:11Really?
15:13No.
15:14Don't lie though.
15:15I literally owe them my life.
15:16For real?
15:17100%.
15:17No, don't lie.
15:18I'm literally telling you the truth.
15:20Like, really?
15:22I'm telling you 100% the truth.
15:23Are you like saying like you want to save yourself?
15:26Save my marriage, yeah.
15:27Okay.
15:28But like, oh my gosh, that's so rare.
15:32Hectic.
15:32That's so good though.
15:34I wanted to do the same thing.
15:36Yeah, because look, that level of intimacy, right, to me, that's obviously very precious.
15:40Yeah.
15:41And there's been many times where it was very, very close.
15:44Yeah.
15:45So, yeah.
15:46And that's something that I'm happy to sort of like disclose.
15:49And I'm always happy to talk about it with people.
15:50It's like very rare to find that.
15:52Because not a lot of people can have that like self-control and stuff.
15:54That's cool.
15:55Great chat.
15:56I'm happy.
15:57Same.
15:57I'm proper happy.
15:59I'm happy that I could tell you.
16:00Yeah, same.
16:07How are you feeling?
16:09All right.
16:10Yes, you must be the luckiest girl in the world.
16:12Well, I could have any.
16:13Sharing a couch with me, yeah?
16:16No, I'm joking.
16:17Maybe.
16:17You give good cuddles.
16:19It's nice.
16:19But you sleep and then you go in your deep sleep and then you shake.
16:24Do I really shake?
16:25Yeah, you have those like muscle spasms.
16:28No one's ever told me that before.
16:30I got, like, got woken up twice.
16:32No, my muscle spasms.
16:33Shit.
16:35But just because you're sleeping like super deep.
16:37Is that what happened to you?
16:38Maybe it was my paralysis demon.
16:40Don't, I can't believe you told me this.
16:43Tonight I'm going to sleep next to you and I'm going to be like,
16:44fuck, I'm going to look over the bed and see if there's a little dent in the one side.
16:48Because if it is, I'm going to be like, I'm just friends.
16:51Please don't hurt me.
16:52I'm just with Millie.
16:53I promise you, I'm not taking it from you.
16:55Fuck.
16:57Vegan chocolate.
17:06You're definitely the best kiss, though.
17:08I mean, well, I mean, I did win the challenge.
17:09You did also win the challenge, eh?
17:11I know you're not affectionate, but does this mean that we can start, like, kissing?
17:16In public.
17:17In public?
17:18Yeah.
17:18Cool.
17:19I'm very attracted to you.
17:20So if you want to kiss me, I'll definitely kiss you.
17:22I'm not used to the public affection.
17:24I'm not against it.
17:26So.
17:26I think also, it doesn't come super naturally to me.
17:31But I think if it's someone you like.
17:33Then I guess.
17:34I don't know.
17:35Yeah.
17:35Because now I like kiss.
17:36Now when you're in the room, I look for you.
17:39You're, like, goofy, but you're also funny, but you're also, like, serious and mature.
17:44Mm-hmm.
17:44Like, best of both worlds.
17:45More than both worlds.
17:48But I'm happy.
17:49Me too.
17:49Things with Asad are going good.
17:53I'm surprising myself.
17:57Millie is surprised at how good she is.
17:59But others need a bit more encouragement.
18:02Where most guys have pick-up lines, Ross has an entire pick-up screenplay.
18:06Finally, it's our moment.
18:08It's our moment.
18:09We're doing improv right now.
18:11Okay.
18:12We're doing it.
18:12Okay.
18:13Are you ready?
18:14Okay, go into position.
18:15Yeah, just be like.
18:17Okay.
18:17Okay.
18:18Okay, three.
18:18Okay, wait.
18:20Two, one.
18:24Jenny, listen to me.
18:26Okay, and like, I'm not bullshitting you.
18:28I need you to hear me out.
18:30What, what, what's going on?
18:32In the next three minutes, there's going to be people coming for me.
18:36What do you mean?
18:39Jenny, I'll explain everything later, okay?
18:41But there's people coming after me, and they want something from me, okay?
18:47What, what, what are you talking about?
18:48Listen to me.
18:49No, what is going on?
18:51Right, now, Jenny.
18:52No, I'm not leaving you.
18:55Don't do this for me.
18:56Don't do this for you.
18:57What are you, what are you saying?
18:58Do this for the kids.
18:59Get to the safe house.
19:00I need you to leave.
19:01It's going to be okay.
19:01I'm not leaving you.
19:02Listen to me.
19:03No.
19:04I love you.
19:05I love you, and it's going to be fine.
19:08I don't want to leave you.
19:17Please, go now.
19:18I need you to leave now.
19:19Jenny, go now.
19:20Okay, fine.
19:21Go.
19:21Okay, fine.
19:22Leave.
19:22I need you to go.
19:25C.
19:25C.
19:27Magic.
19:28I don't know what it was.
19:29It was magic.
19:35Summer has been joshing around for a couple of days,
19:38and the girls think it's time to get more serious.
19:41Summer's opened the door for Josh.
19:42Okay, but it's been open for the past four days.
19:45How did you not fucking know?
19:46How did you not know?
19:47No, no, okay.
19:48Okay, but like, it's been friendship for the past four days.
19:51Everyone knows.
19:52And we just say, she just says, I don't know if there's a spark.
19:54I don't feel there's a spark.
19:55So we just say, if you want to know for sure, just go up and kiss him.
20:22Just go fucking kiss the boy.
20:24Just go kiss him, because when you kiss someone, you're like,
20:27shit, there's a spark, or shit, there's no spark.
20:29But at least you know.
20:31This is your time to shine.
20:33It's our fifth week here, Summer.
20:35Everyone is, we need to actually.
20:37What if I don't have a connection, then what?
20:39Then you know you don't have a connection.
20:43Love that.
20:47When you kiss Cage for the first time.
20:49Honestly, you and Cage didn't really like each other in the beginning.
20:52When you kissed him.
20:53I fought butterflies.
20:54Exactly, so what if that happens now?
20:56But what if it doesn't?
20:58That's what I'm scared of.
20:59You can't keep living your life in fear, Summer.
21:01These girls managed to hype me up to have all this confidence.
21:04And I have this confidence.
21:05Pull Josh for a chat.
21:06Let's go.
21:08Okay.
21:12So I feel like the door has been open for four days now.
21:16And I still feel like we're still on like friendship level.
21:19And I didn't, I still don't feel like we have that romantic spark and connection at all.
21:29But I still really want to try.
21:32So I was hoping that I could kiss you to see if we could ignite something.
21:39Well, I just ate something.
21:43I'm sorry.
21:46Okay, bye.
21:47No, come back, Summer.
21:48Come back, come back.
21:51Like, it's all about time, okay?
21:53I'm going to tell you just child peanut butter.
21:55Oh my God.
21:58That's so awful.
21:58That's probably not going to get any interesting.
22:02High five?
22:03High five.
22:03High five?
22:04High five.
22:05High five.
22:06High five.
22:07Oh.
22:08Well, this didn't go exactly according to my...
22:10No, your timing was terrible.
22:12My timing was terrible.
22:12Before you pulled us, we just...
22:14Your timing was terrible.
22:15No, it seemed like my day was going to be quiet.
22:17It's my favorite food.
22:18I love peanut butter.
22:19I live for that stuff.
22:20But I know what you mean.
22:21I get it.
22:22You know, yeah.
22:24Like, I could have not eaten it.
22:26And then it would have just been like normal breath, but like...
22:29Okay, I feel it.
22:30Peanut butter can a lot.
22:33Okay.
22:34Well, speaking of peanut butter, I'm going to go get...
22:37a thing of peanut butter now.
22:38I've just been shut down.
22:42I feel so stupid.
22:56What?
22:57There's more unseen bits?
22:58Time for a game of broken telephone.
23:01A game in which a message gets mangled as it's passed from one person to the next.
23:05To anybody under 40, it's called Fat Fingers Small Keyboard.
23:09Yeah.
23:10Let's play broken telephone.
23:12Yes.
23:13Broken telephone happens in your anyways while we play it.
23:16Let's just play it.
23:17Let's have fun.
23:17Oh, yeah, thank you.
23:19Let's stop.
23:19Stop it.
23:19It's not a word.
23:21Temptation needs to penetration.
23:25Temptation needs to penetration.
23:26Jesus.
23:30Temptation needs to penetration.
23:32They're going to get it.
23:33The message is coming soon, man.
23:34The message is coming soon.
23:36How can this be fucked up?
23:42How can you fuck this up?
23:44It's like you just listen and it's a little bit difficult when my cat is hungry.
23:47I think it's already fucked.
23:49I fucked now.
23:51He doesn't listen.
23:52That's his problem.
23:55What the fuck?
23:56Because Ian said it was so easy.
23:58That doesn't sound like it's not.
24:00Just whisper it.
24:01I mean, I'm so fucked.
24:04Come on, fuck them.
24:05Come on, fuck them.
24:06Let's see it as hell.
24:07It's PJs.
24:08I think that was fun.
24:09Yeah, I had no idea.
24:10Why did you take it off?
24:11Because they asked me.
24:12What the fuck?
24:13I know, that's a joke.
24:14It's because of what I said.
24:15Temptation is PJs.
24:16What?
24:17What the fuck?
24:18What did you say?
24:19Yeah.
24:20Temptation is PJs.
24:21Temptation leads to penetration.
24:23How the fuck is that?
24:24How the fuck?
24:24How you fucked that up?
24:26I said temptation needs to penetration.
24:29Leads.
24:30Oh, I heard it needs PJs.
24:33He said PJs.
24:35Temptation needs PJs.
24:37What was it, though?
24:38Temptation leads to penetration.
24:40What the fuck?
24:42That communication might have been scrambled, but these messages came through loud and clear.
24:49The public have been voting for their favorite islanders.
24:53The islanders with the fewest votes risks being dumped from the island tonight.
24:59The newest arrivals, Ross, Tats, Kitty, and Tione were excluded from this vote.
25:07The three girls with the fewest votes are Tyler, Summer, and Tanya.
25:15The goal islander with the fewest votes and leaving the island immediately is Tyler.
25:30The three boys with the fewest viewers votes in no particular order are Chris, Josh, Xavier.
25:41The boy with the fewest votes and leaving the island immediately is Josh.
25:50The remaining islanders, you now have a big decision to make.
25:55You each have to choose one boy and one girl to save.
26:01The guy I'm saving tonight is Chris.
26:04The girl I'm saving tonight is Summer.
26:08The girl that I would like to save that girl is Tanya.
26:11The boy that I would like to save is Xavier.
26:17Tanya and Xavier, you have been saved by your fellow islanders.
26:22Chris and Summer, you have been dumped from the island.
26:26Please get ready to leave the villa immediately.
26:31It's all fun and games until somebody loses a guy.
26:36I came in here and we clicked, Chris and I clicked so well.
26:40And we both agreed we want us to work on the hard side.
26:43And that's what our goal was.
26:45And I'm going to keep to that goal.
26:47I don't want to open up to anyone else when I haven't seen what can become of us.
26:55I'm strong and I'm confident and I know what I say.
26:58And when I say it, I mean it and I'm keeping to it.
27:00And I don't actually give a fuck what anyone thinks about me leaving.
27:03Or if they think I'm leaving because I'm running after you.
27:05I'm not running after you.
27:06I'm running after what we say to each other.
27:14There's no point in me staying here when I know deep inside I am not going to be open
27:20to getting to know anyone else.
27:22Wow, this is so tough.
27:25But I'm keeping to that decision.
27:37I lost Tyler, Summer, Kitty, who are my closest girlfriends in here.
27:42All in the space of an evening.
27:45What can you do?
27:46Please don't worry.
27:52You're like the brother I've never heard.
27:54I wanted this baby so fast.
27:56I love you so much.
27:58Oh, I'm so excited.
28:01For you, that's for you.
28:03Oh, I'm sorry, guys.
28:05Bye.
28:13The islanders are dealing with more emotion than a soap opera omnibus.
28:17So the obvious thing to do was to add a little more.
28:23Oh, I got a text.
28:26What the fuck?
28:28What the fuck?
28:29We had enough money.
28:30I've had enough tonight.
28:31I can't do anything else.
28:33Come on.
28:34Islanders, do you have a meaningful connection?
28:37Have you made the most of your opportunities on the island, or have you let time pass you by?
28:42This is your last chance, so no more playing it safe.
28:47Hashtag, no regrets.
28:49Hashtag, it's now or never.
28:51What did you say?
28:51Oh, my fuck.
28:53Yo.
28:54Oh, shit.
28:54Wow.
28:55Your islanders, bro.
28:57I'm not going to lie, guys.
28:58It was a shock.
28:58I wasn't expecting two bombshells to walk through.
29:00I'm like, hey, yo, here we go again.
29:02Can never be a chilled love island night.
29:04Not in this section.
29:05Ian, can I please?
29:09I'm so excited for my boy, Ian.
29:12Yo, puts a smile on my face to see that he's so fucking happy, honestly.
29:16Perfect.
29:17So, cheers, man.
29:17Thanks for tuning in.
29:18Let me just take...
29:20Do you think they'll...
29:22Yeah, just...
29:23That's good.
29:24Okay, that's going to stay there.
29:26Okay, Danae, tell me, like, just the rundown.
29:29Where are you from?
29:29Yeah, I know everything about you.
29:32Like, you know nothing about me.
29:34I know a lot about you.
29:36Let's talk about Zerba.
29:37But...
29:38Are you a fan or is it, like, good things?
29:40Yeah, yeah.
29:41And who's, like...
29:42Who would you say, like, obviously, okay, I'm your number one?
29:44Yeah, you're my number one.
29:46No, for sure.
29:47Okay, let's get that out of the way first.
29:49Like, what made you pick me as your number one?
29:52Okay.
29:52Well, I like that you mature, obviously.
29:57And you look like a really good guy, which is important to me.
30:01And you look honest.
30:02Yeah, that's, like, a really important thing to me.
30:05Yeah, I like that about you.
30:07Oh, my God.
30:08I'm so sorry.
30:09I've literally been crying.
30:10My eyes are...
30:11My best friend left Summer.
30:13Oh, really?
30:14She left.
30:15It was just so emotional.
30:17Sorry to hear.
30:17Well, you're still looking banging, so...
30:19Really?
30:20Okay.
30:21I've got my summer.
30:22I'm so sorry.
30:22No, I'm just worried about anything.
30:24Cheers.
30:24Okay, cheers.
30:24Yeah, great meeting you.
30:25Ryan.
30:26Justin.
30:41Justin, Millie, nice to meet you.
30:42Yeah, good meeting you, Millie.
30:56My mother has banter.
30:57Like, I really rely on banter.
30:59Because you yourself, you've got, like, this flirty banter about you.
31:02Yeah, flanter.
31:03Oh, okay, yeah.
31:04We're calling the word flanter.
31:05Flanter, okay.
31:06Flanter.
31:07Flirty banter, flanter.
31:08Mm-hmm.
31:09I'm not expecting to, like, catch feelings, you know, but as you said...
31:13Because it's kind of weird going onto a show and catching feelings.
31:16It's, like, a bit strange.
31:17Yeah.
31:18So, like, from the process, these things are annoying me.
31:21On a fucking bottle.
31:22That's what you get.
31:22How old are you?
31:23What is this you doing?
31:24No, okay, should we just take it off?
31:25I'm 25, and you?
31:26You're 25?
31:27Yeah, I'm 25.
31:27That is so hot.
31:28Yeah, I'm 25.
31:29I'll be 26 on the 2nd of June.
31:31Are you lying?
31:32A real vibey, energetic, fun girl.
31:35Yeah, she looks like she's just got a great personality about her.
31:38She seems like a lot of fun.
31:40She really does.
31:50Yeah, even yesterday, I wanted to apologize to you guys, because I didn't give you, you
31:55know, the energy bombshells deserve, bro.
31:57Nah, it's chill, bro.
31:57Like, I didn't, like, expect you guys to, like, jump around and go, like, mental.
32:04Wait, bro.
32:05I'm talking to Justin.
32:06But you guys can go without me.
32:07I already sang to her there.
32:09Who are we singing to?
32:10I already sang to her in the shower.
32:14Whose birthday is it?
32:15Is someone's birthday?
32:15We're pregnant.
32:16We're pregnant in Tato.
32:17Huh?
32:17We're pregnant in Tato.
32:18Oh, we're pregnant in Tato.
32:20It's Tanya's birthday.
32:21Oh, you forgot to be out.
32:23It is a birthday.
32:26It's surely not, guys.
32:27Bruh, she would have told me why I fucking said happy birthday, and she would have said it's
32:31not my fucking birthday.
32:33It's fine to have stress about it.
32:35Oh, damn it.
32:36You didn't know it was her birthday today?
32:38No.
32:38Fuck.
32:39Ah, ah, ah, and you, like, chatted to her and everything.
32:42Cease, bro.
32:45Don't make him feel worse.
32:46Don't make him feel cut.
32:47Just get it over and down and back down.
32:48Did you lift your car in the young 25?
32:50Yeah, it's time to do that.
32:52Okay, I'll just speak to her.
32:53No, she likes effort.
32:54Just go sing for her.
32:55She likes effort.
32:56We'll sing for her in the bathroom.
32:57It's a small, so we go now?
32:58Yeah.
32:58Yeah, we go.
33:00Who's gonna harmonize?
33:01We all harmonize.
33:01Everyone.
33:03Okay.
33:04Cool.
33:04Guys.
33:06It's Sanya in the shower.
33:07Yeah.
33:08Just go.
33:09Just go.
33:09Just go.
33:10Go.
33:12Three, two, one.
33:15Happy birthday to you.
33:19Happy birthday to you.
33:23Happy birthday dear Sanya.
33:31Happy birthday to you.
33:34It's not my birthday, guys.
33:38He was supposed to go inside and give her a kiss.
33:41Oh my God.
33:43You were supposed to go inside and give her a kiss.
33:45He was going inside and fire in the morning.
33:47What the fuck?
33:47What the fuck?
33:58Xavier and Mishka are in a good place.
34:01The villa.
34:01There are lights, flamingos, and one drink per person per night.
34:05How are we going to recouple then?
34:07I'm not recoupling with you.
34:08Fuck, I was thinking the same, because obviously me and Tanya have been getting to know each other.
34:12Yeah, I've been really getting along with...
34:15Why do you always forget something?
34:16I'm just kidding.
34:17I've been getting along so well with Josh, babe.
34:19Well, it's so nice, bro.
34:22I appreciate you so much.
34:24I appreciate you.
34:25And I know there's a lot of buzz going on about what might happen tonight,
34:28but I'm just telling you, you don't have to worry about anything.
34:30I got your back and always have your back.
34:33I think we're in a good space right now.
34:35Like, I'm happy.
34:36I'm very happy.
34:37I hope that you are.
34:38I'm super happy.
34:39And you make me very happy.
34:40You make me happy as well.
34:46No.
34:47Yo, why is this so awkward now?
34:49I don't know.
34:49I guess because I know...
34:50You always make me nervous.
34:51You make me nervous.
34:51No, I don't.
34:52But I told you last night you make me nervous.
34:54I couldn't speak last night.
34:55Babe, what happened?
34:56Like, what did you do to your body?
34:58What?
34:59I scoffed it.
34:59You have a cut here, cut here.
35:02You have one on your arm.
35:04Yeah, you know how people cut themselves?
35:06I cut myself on my knees.
35:07I actually don't know what happened there.
35:09I'm joking.
35:09I'm joking.
35:10Like, I just have weird...
35:11You have bruises.
35:13What are you doing on the DL that you're not telling me?
35:17I run a brothel.
35:22And sometimes I have to step in and get on my knees, yeah?
35:25No, I'm joking.
35:26Honestly, this is like childhood scars.
35:28This is falling for you.
35:37Okay, ladies.
35:38Welcome, welcome.
35:39We had a little bodybuilding, sexy stripper, magic mic show.
35:43The boys, they brought it to the table.
35:48I asked for three rules.
35:50Don't touch, don't bite, don't kiss.
35:52Sit in your seat.
35:52Oh!
35:54In first place over here, we had the one, the only, Ian Twia.
35:59In first place over here, three.
36:01Yay!
36:03You're the spy.
36:04Flipping!
36:05Oh!
36:07Oh!
36:09Lovely.
36:10Hey!
36:10Fantastic.
36:11We are rubbing that well, baby.
36:13Okay, okay, okay.
36:14We've got five more seconds.
36:15Before she bites you, please go back to you.
36:17See?
36:19And now we've got sex.
36:21Give them a show.
36:23Yay!
36:24Yay!
36:27Stand-up joke.
36:31Who doesn't like seeing men shake their ass?
36:33I know I do.
36:34The Marshall Eagles!
36:39Okay.
36:40Okay.
36:40Eye contact.
36:41Okay.
36:42Okay, eye contact.
36:43Woo!
36:45Okay.
36:46Okay.
36:50Ross, I would have given him a nine or ten if you just stood there.
36:53I mean, that boy is proper beautiful.
36:55It's okay.
36:56The golden boy.
36:57Okay.
36:58Check it out.
36:59Yeah.
36:59Okay.
37:00Oh, yeah.
37:01Yay!
37:04Yay!
37:04And that's the one and only from the one and only parts of Stromo.
37:08Yay!
37:09It is.
37:11Bodybuilding.
37:12No, like, no, that's not really my, my field.
37:16One, the only, the Peng Ting Bunda man.
37:19Oh, wow.
37:20Libido gives up.
37:22This man is a bit nervous, but once you make some noise, he starts playing with his toys.
37:28Oh, the joys, the joys, the joys.
37:38Libo's skills.
37:39I can see why Tim is coupled up with him.
37:41Come on, come on, come on.
37:43Look at that chest over there, ladies and gentlemen.
37:45That's our big chest.
37:46We're coming on over here.
37:51And that's the show.
37:52Thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen.
37:55Top three.
37:56Who's your top three, ladies and gentlemen?
37:57Libo, number one.
37:58Libo, number one.
37:59Libo, number one.
38:00Okay, okay, okay.
38:01He takes the key.
38:02In second place, we've got Tatto.
38:03Tatto.
38:06Man with the chest.
38:08And finally, in third place, ladies and gentlemen, in three, two, one.
38:20Usually, I'm used to giving you the Ws.
38:22Yesterday's challenge, I've been cheated out.
38:24I'm being cheated out again.
38:25I don't appreciate this shit.
38:27Um, I want to do over.
38:30I want to do over.
38:30We could do it again.
38:31I want to do over.
38:34Speaking of that, I bet this recoupling is something that at least one of the islanders
38:39would also like to do over.
38:46Islanders, tonight, there will be a recoupling.
38:50But the recoupling will be different to what you are used to.
38:55Tonight, no one is safe.
38:59And the bombshells are fair game.
39:02But remember, if you are not in a couple, you are vulnerable and in danger of being dumped
39:09from the island.
39:10So, boys, can you please come and join me?
39:21The boy I would like to couple up with is...
39:25Assad.
39:26Liwo.
39:28Xavier.
39:29Ross.
39:31I'd like to couple up with Justin.
39:34The boy I would like to couple up with is...
39:39Ian.
39:41Tats.
39:42That now leaves you single.
39:45You are now dumped from the island.
40:05Ian gave the other islanders an idea of what he would sound like if he were from Perthuria.
40:11Mart.
40:12Can you speak Afrikaans in an Australian accent?
40:15Oh, my God.
40:16What kind of question is that?
40:18No, I can't.
40:19Okay, wait.
40:19Let me try.
40:20What's it...
40:21You can't even speak Afrikaans?
40:22No, I'm just going to try.
40:25What's an Australian accent?
40:27Good day, mate.
40:28Good day, mate.
40:29Good day, mate.
40:30For you more, mate.
40:32Just fucking chilling, man, in my own business.
40:34I feel like Afrikaans is too good to be speaking it in another accent.
40:37Yeah.
40:38Yeah, mate.
40:40I can't...
40:40You can probably speak it in a German accent.
40:52The value of a good coach in sport should never be underestimated.
40:57Unless that sport is the Knock Your Socks Off Challenge.
41:00Hello, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
41:05Welcome to the annual Knock Your Socks Off Challenge.
41:11It is an absolute scorcher of the day.
41:15We can't wait for the competition to heat up.
41:18As you can see right next to me, we have the coaches that have been training up their partners
41:23in a very, very intense battle of who can come on top.
41:28Yeah, lads, I mean, we've been here all the time, you know, in the coach's locker room.
41:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:33Ah.
41:34Okay, they're my best strategies.
41:35Yeah.
41:36Now, let's see if the execution is there.
41:38Ladies, get on up here.
41:46Now, please help me welcome to the front, all the way from Asgard,
41:51Hella Fine and her coach, and the newcomer, Big D.
42:16I think we went too hard in training, and that's why we haven't had a great day.
42:20I understand that.
42:22Um, do you like giving excuses?
42:23Oh, no, it's really, in fact, um, as you can see, there's some breezing on her left bicep.
42:29With that being said, let's kick off round two.
42:32Can I please welcome Lu Kang?
42:34Her challenger is Viper.
42:38Please come forward.
42:40Baby, you need to come watch me.
42:42Woo!
42:46It's the combo.
42:47Woo, woo, woo, woo.
42:48Move your legs, move your legs.
42:49Looking absolutely insane.
42:52Oh, my word!
42:55I need someone to be on some with me.
42:58Justin, go to your own.
43:01Woo, yeah, and I will get him next time.
43:03Round number three.
43:05Please welcome Chun-Li Maximilian.
43:11Just, I'm tired.
43:13Just do, like, a normal thing.
43:15All right, you know what we've spoken about.
43:17You know all the moves.
43:18You, please, just remember, it's a routine.
43:21It's simple.
43:22It's muscle memory by now.
43:23Take up your positions.
43:24So, my coaching style is very, very simple.
43:27I'll just shout at my athlete.
43:29Hopefully, she hears me.
43:31Oh, Meli, go!
43:34Oh, Meli!
43:35Don't slip them.
43:36Boobies.
43:37And you reach.
43:38You push, and you reach.
43:39Just think about it.
43:40And you reach.
43:41Oh, my God.
43:42Get it, get it, get it.
43:43Get it, get it, get it.
43:43Get it, get it, get it.
43:45If Asada's boxing, surely these tactics are going to be on point.
43:48I feel like he gave me fuck all.
43:50Honestly, I went with a tactic by my coach, and he failed me.
43:55So, it's actually not on me, it's on you.
43:57It is a full house tonight.
44:00We have people that are on edge to see the spectacle
44:05that is the final of Knock Your Socks Off.
44:09Can we get a round of applause for the final, guys?
44:15Xavier, what is the secret behind your training methods?
44:19Well, obviously, diet.
44:22Okay, thank you.
44:24We, me and Mishka, we're just gunning for the championships.
44:27Let's go!
44:29Let's go!
44:30Oh, my God!
44:31Oh, my God!
44:32Xavier, that's not the truck!
44:33Mishka, that's not the truck!
44:35Push out, get out, get out, get out, get out!
44:37That's a tough one.
44:38You feel.
44:39Push out, get out, get out, get out!
44:41This is a tough one.
44:43This is a tough one.
44:44No, no, no.
44:44Come on!
44:45Come on, get out, get out, get out!
44:47Oh, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
44:49Don't you give up on me?
44:50Don't you give up on me, man?
44:51Oh!
44:58When you do preparation, when you have a healthy diet, when you have affirmations
45:05and mental strengthening, I mean, obviously, Chun-Li's gonna come out on top.
45:09Oh, I get it.
45:10Oh, I get it.
45:12Oh, I get it.
45:19Oh, I get it.
45:21Oh, God!
45:21Oh, God!
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