The Great Indian Kapil Sharma Show Samay Raina & Ranveer Full Episode Dailymotion 2 May

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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian Kapil show.

00:32Please sit here.

00:39Who said I love you?

00:42You are happy.

00:45Siddhu, today every person is making a YouTube channel.

00:49You both know.

00:49You are happy.

00:53You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.

00:55In 192 countries, people are watching.

00:57Then the person is making a YouTube channel.

00:59I am talking about myself.

01:02If there are 4 people in one house,

01:05then the mother is different, the father is different,

01:08the children are different.

01:09That's why I am talking about you.

01:12You are happy.

01:14You are happy.

01:15You are happy.

01:16Every person is making a video.

01:18You are happy.

01:20You are happy.

01:21You are happy.

01:22I am happy.

01:23Today I am making a bread and bread.

01:27My husband's head is open.

01:29He is open.

01:30And he is making bread and putting bread.

01:32And he gives a smile.

01:33Then I am happy.

01:34Then the head person says,

01:34he looks great on the YouTube channel.

01:37I am happy.

01:43Then he has nice tablets,

01:44Ladies come here today.

01:45On the face, I am making tips for my makeup.

01:47The first guys,

01:48you put a moisturizer.

01:50You put foundation,

01:52highlighter,

01:53blush,

01:54lip gloss

01:54and the normal black eyeliner

01:57with magenta and your new hair looks good.

02:03no make up look

02:04this is the first 28

02:06things in the mouth

02:07of the potty

02:082-2 inches

02:09and then you can see

02:10like this

02:13little children's

02:14little babies

02:16they also

02:17look at YouTube

02:18hi guys

02:19guys

02:20guys

02:20everyone has

02:20like this

02:21like the cows

02:22hi guys

02:23you can comment

02:24on the video

02:25that you are

02:25very bad

02:26guys

02:27guys

02:27you can see

02:28you can see

02:32Guys, today I will tell you about backless blouse.

02:36Look, there are only one person who has a blouse.

02:39They are hearing people who are wearing normal clothes.

02:42They are wearing a shirt.

02:45They are wearing a shirt.

02:49You will make a tattoo on her shirt.

02:53They are different channels.

02:57foreign

02:59foreign

03:25I'm making a video of traveling.

03:27Just put your bag and get out of your bag.

03:29The world is waiting for you.

03:32Someone is commenting down below.

03:33Who will you give money to your dad?

03:37But this is the truth.

03:40Those talented people are the only way to their work,

03:42their original content and their own channel.

03:45They become a superstar.

03:46Our two men also have stars.

03:49They have a lot of views.

03:51Please welcome Mr. Samir Rana and...

03:55Mr. Ranveer Allahabadia!

04:13How are you doing?

04:15Welcome!

04:17Welcome!

04:18Welcome!

04:19Welcome!

04:21Welcome!

04:22Welcome!

04:24Welcome!

04:26Welcome!

04:28Welcome!

04:29Welcome!

04:30What a story!

04:31What a story!

04:32You see how much love you are?

04:34I'm happy that we are from jail.

04:35We are from jail.

04:36We are from jail.

04:39You know all these two know them.

04:41You know all these two know them.

04:42In the last year,

04:43we have been searching for the most of the celebrities.

04:48We have searched on the internet.

04:50We have searched on the internet.

04:51We have searched on the police.

04:52We have searched on the other people.

04:53We have searched on the other people.

04:54What did you feel last year?

04:56How did it all go?

04:57It was a strange year.

04:58I'm sorry, I was like,

05:01You guys...

05:02Ah!

05:04Ah!

05:06Ah!

05:07Ah!

05:08Ah!

05:10Ah!

05:11Ah!

05:12Ah!

05:13Ah!

05:14Ah!

05:23Ah!

05:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

06:24No, no, no, no.

06:26No, no, no, no, no.

07:01No, no, no, no, no, no.

07:09No, no, no, no, no.

07:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

07:44No, no, no, no, no.

08:05No, no, no, no, no.

08:19No, no, no, no, no.

08:51No, no, no.

08:58No, no, no, no, no.

09:56No, no, no, no, no.

10:11No, no, no, no, no.

10:27No, no, no, no, no.

10:57No, no, no, no, no.

11:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

12:01Good evening and welcome to the Great Indian Couple Show.

12:10Thank you, thank you, please sit here.

12:17Who said I love you?

12:20You'll be happy, you'll be happy.

12:23Siddhu Bhaiji, today every person is making a YouTube channel.

12:26You both know.

12:30You can take someone like Netflix on the platform.

12:32You can take someone like this.

12:35You can also make a YouTube channel.

12:38I'm talking about myself.

12:40If you live in one house,

12:43then your mother is different, your father is different,

12:46your children are different.

12:47That's why I'm talking about you.

12:51You're accepting that everyone has made a video.

12:56I feel like we've started doing this.

12:59Guys, today I've made my husband's face,

13:06My mouth will open and open and put it on YouTube.

13:11Then my mouth will come back and tell me,

13:13it looks good on YouTube.

13:16Then my mouth will open and open.

13:21The girls are coming today,

13:22giving me-up tips.

13:24I'm crazy.

13:25All right, guys, you put moisturizer.

13:28Put a little foundation, highlighter, blush, lip gloss.

13:33And in the end, you're wearing a black eyeliner with magenta mascara.

13:36And you have no makeup looks good.

13:42No makeup looks good.

13:43Before that, the 28 things on the nose.

13:46It's 2-2 inches,

13:47it's also like this.

13:51The little babies of small villages,

13:54they also put on YouTube.

13:56Hi, guys.

13:58Guys, you're all like the animals.

14:00Hi, guys.

14:01Guys, you can comment on their videos

14:03that you're very bad.

14:05Guys, you can't come back to their mouths.

14:06You can't do their own.

14:10Guys, today I'll tell you about backless blouse.

14:14Look, only a girl has a blouse.

14:17They're just a young man.

14:19They're just trying to put a normal look.

14:20They're wearing a normal look.

14:23They're wearing a normal look.

14:25They're wearing a look.

14:25When you're wearing a look,

14:27you'll make a tattoo on your teeth.

14:31This is actually a little plant.

14:33You have a different size of other people.

14:34By the way.

14:36the other people just came back.

14:37After the look,

14:38Though its expressions are

14:39like Arun Gobiil and Alok Nath.

14:41Whether you are an expression.

14:42That's a mix of this expression.

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38:05genuinely love you so much Arshana Maeam and Siddupa ji. I love you guys so much.

38:10My God, if God closes one door, he opens 10 doors.

38:15Are you the door to see the doors?

38:16The most people are killing us, sir.

38:28I love you, sir.

38:32I love you, my God. You are absolutely brilliant.

38:39Super.

38:39Sir, you are a part of my whole childhood.

38:47I saw you and Shaker, you and in the comedy circus.

38:51I followed every episode.

38:53I don't know what to say.

38:54I don't know what to say.

39:02Come and talk. Come, come, please.

39:09You are good, man.

39:11Genuinely, sir.

39:13I respect you both.

39:15I respect you both.

39:15But I do a little bit more.

39:17Because he has never been out of zero.

39:19He has never been out of zero.

39:27You are good.

39:28Your team is really strong.

39:32If someone has the same size, it seems to me like this.

39:35I gave him his batting.

39:40But when we went to the police station,

39:43there were many fans of Siddhupaajee.

39:46They were killed in the camera.

39:48They said, throw them.

39:59Oh my god!

40:00Oh my god!

40:01Hey, what's up?

40:03Beer bicep?

40:06When it started, the goal was to make a fitness channel.

40:11I thought that it was a cool name.

40:12People have names in wrestling.

40:14Triple H, Stone Cold.

40:16I thought that they keep something cool.

40:19Over time, I mean,

40:22I don't drink beer.

40:24Bicep is still a bit.

40:26But the name is a bit popular.

40:27So we've kept it.

40:29Do you have a liquor license for this?

40:31Or do you have a liquor license?

40:32No, it's a liquor license.

40:34When you've seen stand-up,

40:37this is a big joke on your grandma.

40:40My grandma has never said

40:42that you're in my family's family.

40:43Why are you wrong with my family?

40:45Are you kidding me?

40:47Look, sir, if I'm a movie,

40:49then I write a movie in my grandma.

40:51If I'm a singer,

40:53then I write a movie in my grandma.

40:54I write a movie.

40:55I'm a comedian,

40:56so I can write a joke.

40:58Very good.

40:59Well said.

41:01And I've added awareness.

41:03Like, my grandma and my grandma

41:05attacked once.

41:06And I was at home.

41:08And I didn't remember the ambulance.

41:10Okay?

41:12Do you remember the ambulance?

41:14Tell me,

41:15I don't remember the ambulance.

41:16I don't remember the ambulance.

41:17100 is the only call right now.

41:18That's the police?

41:19Yeah.

41:21I don't remember the ambulance.

41:22I called 102.

41:23Who's that?

41:24Fire truck.

41:25Fire truck.

41:26Fire truck.

41:27Where did the fire look?

41:28I said,

41:29the fire looks like in the morning.

41:31Oh!

41:39There was a real boy,

41:42just like this.

41:43I don't know the police.

41:44I died.

41:49I was bored.

41:50I was bored.

41:53I don't think I haven't seen it anymore.

41:55I went through it.

42:00in their final phase. But Kapil Sharma shows a lot. So wherever he is, he's very happy today.

42:07Thank you, thank you brother. Big, big day.

42:11Kamae, you're an amazing comedian. So who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian? Stand-up.

42:21In this case, there's no doubt about India's best comedian.

42:26I don't think India's world is right here, Kapil Sharma.

42:33I don't know how he does it.

42:39I don't know how he does it.

42:41I don't know how many thousands of episodes you have done, sir.

42:44It is unbelievable.

42:46Like, it's a legend better than Einstein.

42:49Thank you, thank you.

42:50Lovely.

42:51This is what people do.

42:53When you give love, you have confidence.

42:56And what does it normally happen?

42:58Sometimes we make a script, sometimes we don't have a sequence, sometimes we don't.

43:01But people are watching you and watching you and watching you,

43:06they say, no, you do it. We are with you.

43:08And this is your love.

43:13You are watching us.

43:15I will be watching you and watching us.

43:20Why?

43:22Why?

43:24Why?

43:25How are you in your life?

43:27Generally, how do you feel that you have played a show so many years?

43:30What is your perspective?

43:33Like many times, when you meet a police officer,

43:37what is your shock?

43:38I think poetry is great.

43:40It's a shock.

43:42Sometimes you will listen to free time.

43:44Our shock became our profession.

43:47Our brand and butter became our brand.

43:49And there is a jam.

43:52It's a jam, right?

43:53It's a jam, Netflix.

43:54I feel like this is a big blessing.

43:57You feel good to do it.

43:59We are still with people when we don't get money.

44:02I feel like you keep doing your work with your heart.

44:05Then the rest of the things come.

44:06I feel like it's a blessing.

44:08I've also watched many films and actors.

44:11When we come to our show,

44:13I feel like this is a dream or a dream.

44:17It's a life.

44:18I'll do a show run.

44:20aráaráaráará….

44:21आए है….

44:21पीति ने थाओů आुए शॉंशार झाए धादी…

44:23अफे है

44:27पाश आफे हैificación पाश आएक काम करते करते ने दुनिहें cómo व्लास से बड़ीं रभागहा हैं।

44:37And what are we talking about today?

44:40We can talk about death.

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