00:00To be continued...
00:30I thought we were best friends.
00:33Ow!
00:34Where is she?
00:35I'm right here, I swear!
00:36Bullshit! Where is she?
00:38Stop!
00:39Something happened to me over there, okay?
00:41A weapon, an infection or something.
00:42It changed me right after we left the bar.
00:45How did you get this?
00:47What did you do to her?
00:50In bed, what'd she call me?
00:53Why aren't you...
00:55You're a dick.
00:57The providual that brings me back to life.
01:14I do love those eyes,
01:16but they are lying to you right now.
01:40Japan...
01:42Japan...
01:42Right.
01:45You have to hear me.
01:47Don't just see me.
01:50Are you ready to listen, Anna?
02:32You have to hear me.
02:59You have to hear me.
03:33You have to hear me.
03:36You have to hear me.
03:38Tells me something I don't wanna know.
04:04You have to hear me.
04:10You have to hear me.
04:30You have to hear me.
04:31You have to hear me.
04:58You have to hear me.
05:14You have to hear me.
05:42You have to hear me.
05:48You have to hear me.
06:06You have to hear me.
06:18You have to hear me.
06:43You have to hear me.
06:48You have to hear me.
07:02You have to hear me.
07:13You have to hear me.
07:20You have to hear me.
07:39You have to hear me.
07:48You have to hear me.
07:56You have to hear me.
07:58You have to hear me.
08:18You have to hear me.
08:32You have to hear me.
08:37the FBI is all over this there's one agent specifically anything else maybe I should
08:43do a blindfolded while juggling knives on a unicycle with speed comes mess his name
08:50is Madsen Cooper Madsen he's currently in New York City
09:02well you're off the hook now baby boy please please please please stop stop please
09:23I still don't understand why you didn't call me any idea how worried I was sorry I just
09:31I just panicked Jordan it's me that's what made it so complicated
09:39well because you got all this from fucking well I mean I think I got it that way
09:48do you think you were targeted I don't know I woke up and he was gone without a trace
10:08was he wearing protection I'm your partner my child I'm not trying to shame you I'm trying
10:16to understand feels like shaming okay so let's say you didn't get it because you came into contact
10:24with foreign bodily fluids and he dosed your drink or sprayed some kind of aerosol fine
10:30but that doesn't really vibe with how we've seen this thing work
10:35god I'm so fucking stupid I just I saw that guy and he was hot you know so I wanted
10:42him I just
10:48we all make mistakes
10:52I was being selfish
10:57it gets worse
11:00after I felt like I was literally burning alive
11:03I left the hotel and
11:07that first wave of panic
11:09passed
11:13for a moment I
11:15liked the new me
11:18a lot I mean you finally feel seen
11:22admired
11:24even a little invincible
11:28I mean here I was
11:30with some life altering crisis
11:32a fucking infection
11:34yet being out in the world no one knew
11:37because of how I looked
11:40in fact they treated me like I'd won some kind of lottery
11:47but then
11:49they stopped seeing me
11:52and they started seeing this
11:56object
12:03something they could buy
12:05or win
12:06or just
12:07take
12:12and then I started to hate it
12:17I hated myself forever enjoying it in the first place
12:20I mean how weak
12:21could I be
12:22how fucked up am I
12:23it's not just you
12:26everyone wants beauty
12:28it's the oldest
12:29purest form of currency there is
12:31I don't want any of this
12:34was I so bad before
12:38you were always beautiful
12:41yeah
12:42well
12:44reading social media
12:45about to turn 40
12:47didn't really feel that way
12:49to me
12:52you were always beautiful to me
13:02look I know I got a stupid
13:03boob job and stuff
13:07it was only after I turned
13:09and I realised I couldn't go back
13:10but I realised I
13:16I liked the old me
13:30the old you was perfect
13:34and this one is too
13:38this one's just
13:40different
13:47how do you feel
13:51actually
13:53fucking incredible
13:55really
13:56it's the best I've ever felt
13:58fuck
13:59my knees are jealous
14:08we're gonna make sure it stays that way
14:15you think I'll
14:17end up like the others
14:19those
14:20models who literally exploded
14:21I think it's best we don't waste a lot of time
14:23how long
14:24I don't know
14:28doing the math on the others
14:30a figure here and a half
14:32maybe two
14:35have you talked to anyone else since you've been back
14:38family, friends
14:39no
14:40you're the first place I went
14:42good
14:42don't contact anyone
14:43I think I need to go to the authority
14:45that's on our team
14:46no
14:46no
14:46they'll quarantine
14:47you treat you like a fucking lab rat
14:50until we can get a handle on this thing
14:52you're not talking to anyone
14:55and you're staying with me
15:06okay so no ID
15:08no passport
15:11new face
15:13and everything else
15:16how'd you get back here
15:17oh I just blew a couple of TSA folks and they want me right on
15:21oh looks like she got a jokes upgrade too
15:25I've been an agent for 15 years Coop
15:27seriously don't think I know a couple shady guys with planes that like having a fair dave them a favor
15:32can't wait for that to bite us in the ass later
15:39hey hey
15:42we should maybe hold off
15:46until we know it's safe
15:50right
15:52right
15:55I wasn't thinking
15:57sorry
16:18where'd you get that
16:20my face and my body changed
16:21not my instincts
16:27I'm left you're right
17:19why is this happening
17:43okay so everything is confirmed for the weekend at the colony
17:46right
17:47yes sir
17:47all guests should be arriving within the next 24 hours
17:50perfect
17:51and there's no cold feet
17:52or any other bullshit
17:53all systems are go sir
17:55but due to the intensity of the procedure
17:57three days of cutout time from your schedule have been recommended
18:02that's fine
18:03look
18:04this shit is gonna work
18:05right
18:06like it better
18:08okay
18:08because you've been on an exclusive payroll
18:11since COVID
18:12so
18:13a full presentation of what to expect will be made upon arrival
18:16but yes
18:16we expect a very successful experience
18:19good
18:20good
18:20good
18:21good
18:21are there any additions to your medical file
18:22no allergies or new medications
18:24correct
18:25look my assistant Tina will send all that over to you
18:28we had trouble getting a hold of her this evening
18:30oh yeah
18:33oh yeah
18:35well
18:37yes
18:38yes
18:39yes
18:40yes
18:40yes
18:42sir
18:43sir are you there
18:44yeah
18:46yes
18:47i will deal with Tina
18:52and you double checked with him
18:55that they are aware about my B allergy
18:57you're not allergic
18:58you're just afraid
18:59no
19:00that's what everybody says
19:01but that's hang on
19:02Raul stop
19:02wait
19:03stop
19:04really
19:05yes
19:05like i'm just some chick who works the corner
19:08what franny
19:09she watches front camera like a hawk
19:10she does it just to give me shit
19:13un-fucking-believable
19:17fuck
19:59i can tell if you're lazy or you just don't care
20:02your assistant wears a very cheap perfume
20:07some kind of talcum powder based nightmare aroma
20:12from the local Sephora
20:16i can smell it on you dear
20:19and from the scent wafting off of you
20:22what's what
20:22your third drink
20:26i gazelle martinis
20:28to try to forget you exist
20:30sadly
20:31it numbs the pain
20:32but it doesn't blot you out of existence
20:41look
20:42i'm flying to new york in the morning
20:44oh no
20:45absolutely not
20:47not tomorrow
20:48you have obligations
20:49no no no
20:50i've spent too much money
20:51and wasted too much time
20:52we have a family therapy session
20:55because our son
20:57has been in the hospital for the past three weeks
21:01the hospital
21:04a ten grand a week opioid resort
21:07he tried to kill himself
21:09fuck
21:10cretin can't even tie a decent knot
21:12can't he be like his brother
21:14and drive a sports franchise into the ground
21:17you know just to feel better
21:23look
21:24i hate your fucking guts
21:26and you hate mine
21:28and we can't get divorced
21:30because we have too much fucking money
21:33and to lose any of it
21:35would be such
21:37sweet sorrow
21:41but i'm bringing you something you're gonna like mama
21:44is it self-driving software
21:47that can't tell the difference between a mailbox and a person
21:52or an algorithm that drives teen girls to eating disorders
21:57no
22:01generational biotech
22:02so powerful it'll make medicine obsolete
22:06come on franny
22:08when have you seen me this excited about something
22:09you should try it
22:10imagine if i can see just a glimmer
22:13of your glory years again
22:16maybe i wouldn't have to hire any more slutty assistants
22:21the idea
22:22of the slightest
22:24physical contact with you
22:26makes me swallow my own vomit
22:30okay
22:31well
22:31what about me
22:33i have to watch you waddling around in your
22:36breezy caftans
22:38barely disguising a body that's built like
22:40a sack of holiday hams
22:45mr horrifying monster
22:48of a human being
22:50i spent all my life
22:53chasing beauty perfection
22:55diet trainer
22:57needles scalpel
22:59elixirs
23:00cleansers
23:01i thought he would make me feel good
23:03healthy and happy and content
23:06he would help me find a kind of mate
23:08that would help me build the life
23:10i wanted
23:11the life that i deserved
23:12and then one day you wake up
23:14and you realize
23:15that you are the dog that caught the car
23:18and your dream life
23:22is actually
23:24my golden prism
23:40maybe it's time to burn it
23:42all down
23:44you're fucking psychotic
23:48yeah burn it go ahead
23:50yeah god burn it burn it burn the whole fucking thing down
23:53burn the whole fucking house down
23:55i might do just that
24:01once i learned that beauty is the answer to nothing
24:04i became the happiest i've ever been
24:33i became the happiest i've ever been
24:34and i know it all Iierd
25:06Oh!
25:07Oh!
25:19Do your fucking job, I don't want to have to tell you again.
25:24What, you can't open the fucking door for me?
25:26Get my fucking bags!
25:34Oh!
25:53Keep it warm, Josiah.
26:25So who is sitting here?
26:34No!
27:07Be careful.
27:09You know, everybody in this place is still waiting for you to kick it.
27:12There's still time for me to kill you vultures first.
27:15I guess after tomorrow we're going to have to find a new carcass to circle.
27:19Yeah, I'll have new problems.
27:21Like what?
27:21Look at me.
27:23If this shit works half as good as they say,
27:26how the hell are we supposed to explain how different we suddenly look?
27:29Since when do you explain anything to anyone?
27:31What if this is different?
27:32I've got shareholders.
27:33The board.
27:34Fuck all that.
27:37So what's your big plan?
27:40Me?
27:41I guess I'll go with the tried and true celebrity plastic surgery routine
27:45and that diet and exercise baloney.
27:47I don't think I'm going to do that.
27:49I think I'm just going to throw it all in the rear view
27:51and buy a mountain or an island.
27:54Never speak to anybody for the rest of my life.
27:57Except for the newest piece of ass I fly in.
27:59But you do you, babykins.
28:01You do you.
28:01Oh no.
28:03Oh.
28:03That was like ale.
28:06That's so good.
28:06That's so good.
28:07That's so good.
28:07That's so good.
28:08That's so good.
28:11That's so good.
28:12Good for everybody.
28:40now bear witness four million years ago a landmark moment in human evolution occurred we developed
28:48bipedalism the ability to walk on two legs from there our brains enlarged cognitive abilities
28:56expanded we could use tools and started agricultural and industrial revolutions over
29:03the last century and a half we advanced technology and medicine far enough that life expectancy has
29:08improved by nearly 50 years some of you in this room have already beaten the average but age has
29:15taken its toll time as they say is undefeated the last great stumbling block of mankind in response
29:26you tasked me with a mission the Manhattan project of longevity and aesthetics ladies
29:34and gentlemen say goodbye to your old broken down bodies I introduced to you the beauty
29:45just before winning my second Nobel Prize I discovered the power of highly specialized
29:50gene therapies but I couldn't help but wonder what what if we created a broad spectrum group
29:56of specialized reprogrammable proteins and RNA exciting sure but the real breakthrough the
30:03one that will get me Nobel number three was packaging those powerful proteins with the
30:08most ruthlessly efficient viral gain of functionality ever designed this will allow us to completely
30:14rebuild your DNA from scratch cell by cell a lot of blah blah here yeah sounds like you're trying to
30:22sell me
30:22drain cleaner let's just get to the brass tucks a rebuild of that scale unleashes the most perfect version of
30:31your
30:31physical self take a look 71 year old male stage 4 prostate cancer heart trouble declining brain activity obese you
30:42get the picture
30:44once the beauty has gone to work oh oh I like him his cancer is vaporized never to return
30:55increased cardiac capacity lean muscle with six percent body fat bone density increased faster brain synapses
31:03maybe your dad chain smoked during family road trips who cares mom chased pills and vodka while pregnant with you
31:09irrelevant
31:10and serious question am I gonna have like a huge cock not that I need it
31:17aesthetically perfect in every way took four operations and a few gallons of saline but I already have the
31:24tits of a 25 year old what happens to them any non biological items will dissolve during the rebuilds you
31:31think they are great
31:32now just wait until tomorrow and there's not a stitch or a scar involved in all this
31:50one intravenous injection oh come on no no no I don't like it this is bullshit but this is way
31:57fucking nuttier than I realized
32:00talk side effects are we the guinea pigs some acute initial discomfort sure but that will subside as your body
32:11adjusts
32:15all of our work is available for your perusal however I wouldn't recommend running to the FDA with this
32:22well that's reassuring well if it works who gives a shit how many people know about this no one outside
32:30of this room all the data and the final formulation resides here and only here lab techs are compartmentalized
32:39they don't know what the main objective is like a fine watchmaker I task them with building parts then I
32:44construct the final product so what you're suggesting is that immortality is possible if we just take this
32:54special miracle juice those concepts are for storybooks and movies our science is an antidote to what to the
33:05limitations of being human great let's get poked
33:56what what in the fuck are you wearing
34:01it's my burning man outfit I'm a burner I mean it's cool right okay
34:13welcome to the first day the best day of the rest of your lives you'll notice uh you've got care
34:24packages that will help you through this process I'd save that for post injection there are gallons of
34:32spring water here and if you need more just ask why would we need to drink more than a gallon
34:38of water
34:39each privacy mr. Forrest remember what we are doing here is built on deep trust yeah I just had some
34:47unfinished business that stays here it's personal stuff
35:02take your cleansing wipes they're found in the white containers to your left pick an arm any arm and swab
35:09the injection site nice get it good now your dose
35:31okay nice
35:44hello hello my last botox stung more than that
35:57I don't feel shit
36:12hmm
36:28hmm
36:30Hmm.
37:04Oh, my God.
37:35Oh, my God.
38:00Oh, my God.
38:30Oh, my God.
39:12Oh, my God.
39:14Oh, my God.
39:28Oh, my God.
39:35Oh, my God.
39:47Oh, my God.
39:49Oh, my God.
39:56Oh, my God.
40:02Oh, my God.
40:04Oh, my God.
40:12Oh, my God.
40:34Oh, my God.
40:52Oh, my God.
40:53Oh, my God.
41:23Oh, my God.
41:55Oh, my God.
42:50Oh, my God.
42:53Oh, my God.
43:21Oh, my God.
44:17Oh, my God.
44:48Oh, my God.
44:51Oh, my God.
45:26Oh, my God.
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