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Below Deck Down Under - Season 4 - Episode 11: Soapy Eggs
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00:05Previously on Below Deck Down Under, Tyler, a socialite from New York City, is taking
00:10his group of best gays on a trip of a lifetime.
00:12There we go.
00:13My partner said, I'm going to sign the check.
00:15Have a good time.
00:16This is mine.
00:17This is mine.
00:18In and a looie.
00:19Tyler's lying in his glam technician to get him ready for a drag night on board.
00:23The most important part for Tyler is that his other guests do not see his glam.
00:28Why are you giggling at us?
00:30Are you not going to tell me?
00:33I do like Daisy.
00:34There's no doubt about that.
00:35She's beautiful.
00:36I love her accent.
00:38Very Irish.
00:39Hello.
00:39Hello.
00:40Hello.
00:41I missed you.
00:43I missed you.
00:46How do I put myself in a situation where I know I'm not supposed to be?
00:50John and I had a little cuddle in his cabin.
00:52Cute.
00:53Do I seem jealous?
00:54No, I don't feel jealous.
00:57See you and what's her face.
01:00What's her face is not really the most appropriate thing to say.
01:03This is ridiculous.
01:04You're just so disrespectful to girls.
01:06You have no consideration for anybody else.
01:09Maybe like a little omelette?
01:10Go, go, go.
01:11Just listen.
01:12Alicia, Alicia, Alicia.
01:12Like, don't tell us what to do.
01:14Mike comes and says, oh, Ben, do you mind making me an omelette?
01:17Of course.
01:17In my role, I feel like I'm everyone's mom.
01:20But with Alicia and Mike, it feels particularly taxing.
01:23Next time, just come to me and tell me.
01:25People will never take that shit well from their peer.
01:27By the...
01:29Please.
01:30What?
01:30Papa!
01:31Just her!
01:33Well, Kim, to me, I was like, I don't like Ali.
01:35I like Daisy.
01:37You need a lot of interest.
01:38Like who?
01:39That was lovely.
01:41On your eyes of Ali.
01:42Ali is not in my good books right now, so...
01:45it.
01:45I'm gonna medal.
01:46Well, I heard through the grapevine that he doesn't like her.
01:50But I felt it's he.
02:03I mean, I don't really know about the Ali and Dwight thing, so I can't.
02:06Well, I heard through the grapevine that he doesn't like her.
02:10But I felt it's he.
02:18You go get the man.
02:20No, I'm being dead serious.
02:21She really likes him.
02:22She's not gonna bake in the birthday cake.
02:24If he did say that, Ali can never find that out.
02:27It's flattering to hear that Joao has a thing for me, but like, Ali marked her territory.
02:33Oh, she feels amazing.
02:35Mm-hmm.
02:36So, they need to sort that out.
02:38And then also, Ali's petrifying.
02:40Daisy, Daisy Joelle.
02:42Be tender.
02:43With pain.
02:44On the way to the beach.
02:46That's funny.
02:47So, now that we're comfortable, maybe we'll play first impressions.
02:51The first time I met Luigi was at an orgy.
02:53That's kind of rough.
02:54What?
02:55Wait, what?
02:56You remember?
02:57Hi.
02:58You're over here.
02:59You're over here.
02:59He drops his towel.
03:00I have never seen anything like this in my life.
03:03It was like an animal balloon.
03:05You know, like when they make them at the fair.
03:07And so I look at Miguel, the boyfriend, and he pulls off his towel.
03:10Oh, it was twice the size.
03:11Oh, God.
03:12It was twice the size.
03:14And I go, Tyler, I have to up in a bit.
03:16But we were staying at the Ritz, and it was 3 a.m.
03:18I brought a big dicker, too.
03:19Oh.
03:19Of course, this is our dinner conversation.
03:21Oh, cheers.
03:23Thank you so much, Tyler.
03:24Love you, cheers.
03:30Love you, love you, love you.
03:32Jenna, Jenna.
03:34You can go and breathe now.
03:35Copy.
03:36What is a beach set up without a bonfire?
03:38There you go.
03:39All inside.
03:40It is.
03:40Woo!
03:41Good job, baby.
03:42Oh, wow.
03:43Go big or go home.
03:45Are you looking for Cheryl on the bushes?
03:47Yeah.
03:47Yeah.
03:50Actually, I really feel like I need to bring it up with him about the Ellie thing.
03:53You absolutely should be.
03:54You should do it over glass of mine.
03:56It's just you and him.
03:56Yeah.
03:58No, absolutely not.
04:02Are you excited by your fire?
04:03So excited.
04:05Not as excited as me.
04:07You're like an arsonist.
04:09I'm not an arsonist.
04:10I just appreciate that.
04:16Hey, you.
04:17That looks beautiful.
04:20So you're doing lobster tails and what else are we doing tonight?
04:23Baby back ribs.
04:24Oh, amazing.
04:24I've been braising them all day.
04:26Tonight, really super cash, grilled lobster, grilled ribs, beautiful vegetables.
04:32I love cooking barbecue.
04:34It's enchanting, darlings.
04:36You want some pork or lobster?
04:38Or both.
04:39Pork?
04:39Yes, please.
04:40Oh, really?
04:41Guys, lobster isn't after this.
04:44No.
04:44That is the dancer.
04:47Can I be a fire dancer?
04:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:48Okay, good.
04:49Okay, let's get this done.
04:55Come in.
04:58Come in.
05:00Mmm.
05:02I'm happy we really like this now.
05:04I know.
05:04In yarding, it's difficult to make close connections that are genuine because you're kind of forced
05:12to be with each other.
05:13And the nicest lips.
05:15With Eddie.
05:16He's sweet and compassionate.
05:18When he speaks to me, the way he hugs me, it feels good.
05:24We'll see you later.
05:27Oh, hi.
05:28How are you?
05:30I'm Daisy.
05:31Nice to meet you.
05:31Nice to meet you.
05:32How are you?
05:33Yeah, you go ahead.
05:34Guys.
05:34Guys, look behind you.
05:40Wait a second.
05:44You have my attention.
05:48That's really close to his face.
05:50It's really too many clothes.
05:51Woo!
05:51Okay.
05:53Okay, Daisy, he's coming on for.
05:56James.
05:59Okay.
06:00Oh, .
06:01It's a nut bag.
06:02Do you want to try?
06:03Oh.
06:04Swallow.
06:05Woo-hoo!
06:07Woo-hoo!
06:08The gays know how to blow, baby.
06:10Three, two, one.
06:12Yeah!
06:13Oh, my God!
06:14You guys have access to the water.
06:15It looks hard.
06:16That is gross.
06:18Yeah.
06:18Hold on.
06:19Oh!
06:20Okay.
06:22Daisy wants to do it.
06:23Sorry.
06:24Three, two, one.
06:26What?
06:27What?
06:29Okay.
06:30That was hectic.
06:31I knew you weren't a bad birthday, dude.
06:34I'm wearing like gasoline all over me.
06:36Can we wrap up and head back?
06:37Oh, for sure.
06:38Katina, Katina.
06:39Yeah, go ahead.
06:40Yes, I'm ready for a pick-up.
06:41If you want to come in with the other tender.
06:43But, mate, let's just get the hell out of here.
06:45Let's go, let's go, let's go, team.
06:48Welcome.
06:49How was it?
06:49Dude, it was just sick.
06:51It's like a dream come true for any show.
06:53Oh, really?
06:54No.
06:57Okay.
06:58Okay.
06:58Gentlemen, looks good.
06:59Would you like a warm towel?
07:00Thank you so much.
07:02How was dinner?
07:03Miss Bean did a really good job of blowing fire.
07:06Yeah.
07:06I'm sure she did.
07:07Oh!
07:08Team Bean.
07:11I'm dead.
07:12Wait, who is Miss Bean?
07:14Bean!
07:15What's her actual name?
07:16Lithia.
07:16Okay.
07:17Are we hot-tabbing?
07:18Yes.
07:18Should I wear my cheetah thong?
07:19Put on your cheetah thong.
07:19But my ass is so white.
07:21How was it, Katina, with no one there?
07:23Didn't really do much, to be honest.
07:24Had a two, three-hour break.
07:26Are you being serious?
07:27Yeah.
07:28Me and Eddie were in the sauna.
07:31You are too...
07:32Yes.
07:33Do you think the captain's gonna let me and Eddie sit in the sauna?
07:36The less he does, the more I have to do.
07:39It's actually impossible for Mike to do less.
07:42Alicia, take life way too seriously.
07:44Relax.
07:45Everything's gonna be okay.
07:48Whatever.
07:49Hot tub time.
07:51Here we go.
07:54Oh, .
07:56Are you okay?
07:58I'll see you at 7.30.
08:00Hey!
08:01Hey, how's Guy?
08:02How was the beach?
08:03It was pretty hectic.
08:06Yeah, how are you?
08:08Good.
08:09Good, Mike.
08:09Do you just concentrate on cleaning up?
08:11I've cleaned the whole boat there.
08:13Well, that's your job.
08:15No, it's not my job.
08:16Cleaning the boat.
08:17I've got various jobs on this boat.
08:19I'm not a cleaner.
08:20I'm a dexter.
08:22You just have to follow instructions.
08:23That's it.
08:24Mike is definitely developing an ego.
08:27And if he doesn't stop, it's gonna cause a problem.
08:30And he doesn't want a problem with me.
08:33Okay, good night.
08:34I'll see you in the morning.
08:35Good night.
08:38You wanna go to bed?
08:39It doesn't need two of us up now.
08:41Hi!
08:42She's back!
08:46Guys, can I get you any more drinks?
08:47Any water?
08:48Wait, who's the other crew that we were talking to?
08:50Jenna.
08:51Jenna!
08:52She's funny.
08:53I love Jenna.
08:54Oh, did we tell her?
08:55It was different reactions.
08:57How about you?
08:58We went to her.
08:59We were like, Miss V was breathing fire out of her mouth.
09:01She said, of course she was.
09:03She's only butthurt because she's only house keeping.
09:07I could stay so much fun, but I'm not.
09:09Oh, please do.
09:10We love our fire breathing, Miss V.
09:12No, no, no, no, no.
09:14I'm going to bed.
09:15Good night.
09:15No!
09:16I'm still drama there.
09:17And now I'm causing trouble everywhere we go.
09:31You see you can f*** off.
09:46Morning.
09:47Are you good?
09:47Hi, I got a taxi.
09:49Are we going to sleep?
09:51Uh, sort of.
09:55My abs are starting to come back.
09:58F*** yeah.
10:01What are you doing for breakfast?
10:02The usual.
10:03I'll do some scrams.
10:05Buena diaz.
10:07What's been going on?
10:08Not much, Benny.
10:09How are you?
10:09Yeah, not too bad.
10:10I have to talk to Elena, bud.
10:12I'm f***ing treading on dangerous water.
10:15Your head's not there?
10:16No.
10:16You know when you let something happen and you're like s***.
10:20Yeah.
10:21I should have stopped before it happened.
10:23But you can't help yourself.
10:24Yeah.
10:25Just be honest.
10:26Now if you think it's not there, the chat with Ellie probably needs to happen.
10:29No.
10:30Today.
10:30I've developed feelings for Daisy and it's only fair to everyone that I clear things up with Ellie.
10:35I don't know how she's going to take it.
10:37But if I don't stop it now, I'm f***ed.
10:40F***.
10:40I can't let it keep going.
10:42Yeah.
10:42Because it'll just get worse.
10:47Coming up.
10:47What flavor is the egg supposed to be?
10:50It tastes like dish soap.
10:51It's just a massive f*** up.
10:54Put washing up liquid on the eggs.
10:58F***.
11:06F***.
11:07How'd you see?
11:08Ooh.
11:09Well, I don't really remember last weekend.
11:10It's great.
11:11I'd like to go to get an ice coffee.
11:13Yeah, of course.
11:14Are we deflating all your balls or just...
11:16Pulling them off.
11:17Pulling them off.
11:17Yes, yes.
11:18Okay.
11:19Mm-hmm.
11:20Mm-hmm.
11:23Mm-hmm.
11:24Mm-hmm.
11:24Mm-hmm.
11:25Mm-hmm.
11:25Mm-hmm.
11:26Mm-hmm.
11:27That was rude.
11:31Yeah, let's roll.
11:33That is general.
11:40What a beautiful day.
11:42Ready to roll.
11:43Good morning.
11:44Good morning, Captain.
11:44How are you?
11:45Good.
11:45How'd you sleep?
11:46Good.
11:46Really good.
11:48If you have a second, I need to go over today with you.
11:51Yeah.
11:51Come to the bridge.
11:53So today, we're doing the drag night for dinner.
11:55Yes.
11:55Everyone is...
11:56Look, the door's closed.
11:57Look, the door's closed.
11:58Everyone is supposed to be doing their own makeup.
12:01I think...
12:02Oh!
12:03You found me.
12:04I did.
12:04Thank you very much.
12:05Yeah.
12:07Okay, so when did your makeup artist arrive?
12:09Around one-ish.
12:10I begged him to do this.
12:12I paid him $12,500.
12:14So I need to sneak him on.
12:16I really appreciate you for being so accommodating and making this happen because I don't want
12:21anyone to get wind of what I'm going to do.
12:23That's fine.
12:24So we'll do breakfast at 9.30.
12:25Does that work?
12:26That's perfect.
12:26Okay, great.
12:27Then everyone will be eager to get in the water.
12:29Snorkels on.
12:30See some turtles.
12:31Sneak the makeup artist on and they'll be none the wiser.
12:34Yeah, that's perfect.
12:34Thanks.
12:35This is a primary guest's request.
12:37It's obviously very important for him.
12:39We need to get this right.
12:40Thank you guys so much.
12:41Of course.
12:42I want you guys to get everything you want.
12:44Happy?
12:45Happy, happy, happy.
12:47Jason, we are ready to lift anchor when you are.
12:50Copy that.
12:50Start lifting.
12:54Oh my God, that is a fabulous house.
12:57Anchor in the pocket.
12:59Copy that.
13:00That water is like emerald.
13:02It does feel nice over here with the breeze.
13:06That didn't last long.
13:08Okay, for the ink, for the ink.
13:09If you can be ready on the anchor.
13:11Copy.
13:11Can I get anyone anything?
13:13I think just breakfast.
13:14Okay, cool.
13:15Gally, Gally, we have six guests at the table.
13:18Cool.
13:19Jenna, can you go get help of service?
13:21You can lower the anchor now.
13:22Copy.
13:23Three.
13:28Three shackles in the water.
13:30Copy that.
13:30Lock it down.
13:31All right, we're ready.
13:32Can you throw some black pepper on there?
13:34Yes.
13:35A little olive oil as well.
13:37Yes.
13:37Olive oil?
13:37Just do swirls.
13:40Yeah.
13:40Okay, Daisy, Daisy.
13:42Soft scrammies, yeah?
13:44Yeah.
13:44Are you taking this?
13:45Yes, I am.
13:45Okay, great.
13:46Oh, look at you.
13:47Oh my Lord.
13:49Look at her.
13:50She's like Priscilla, queen of the desert.
13:54Just a little bit, please.
13:56I got poached eggs as well, if you like.
13:59Coming through.
14:00Okay.
14:01There you go, sir.
14:03Guys.
14:04Body is like resting.
14:06Does your egg taste weird?
14:09My eggs taste like dish soap.
14:11Literally, it tastes like Dawn.
14:13Ben?
14:13What's up?
14:14Wait, what did you guys put in the eggs?
14:16Pardon?
14:17What flavor is the egg supposed to be?
14:19Yeah.
14:19I didn't tell you.
14:20It tastes like dish soap.
14:21Like someone actively put a whole thing of dish soap in it.
14:27I'm not sure if that's supposed to be eaten.
14:30Um.
14:33Let me go down and check.
14:35Hello, hello.
14:36What are you asking?
14:37Clean up.
14:40Guys, I'm really, really sorry.
14:42I'm gonna fix all this.
14:44They put dish soap.
14:46I actually didn't because they're in the same little.
14:50Oh my God, they have.
14:51Smell that.
14:52What the ?
14:54How do you up scramble eggs?
14:55I thought you were being funny.
14:56Hey.
14:57What's up?
14:58Is it true?
14:59What?
15:00That this is washing up liquid?
15:03Yeah.
15:04Put washing up liquid on the eggs?
15:06Yeah.
15:08It's a shame.
15:13In all my years of being a chef, no one has even found a hair in the food.
15:20Oh my God.
15:21Everything is kind of in slow motion right now.
15:25Oh my God.
15:27I'm thinking I'm getting fired.
15:29It's just a massive .
15:31It's a shame because they're really good eggs.
15:34I actually didn't taste this.
15:36I can smell it.
15:37Oh my God.
15:39Oof.
15:40I hope they use non-toxic.
15:45It's a shame.
15:53What the ?
15:55I still have the taste in my mouth.
15:57It was so soapy.
15:58How you up scramble eggs?
15:59I thought you were being funny.
16:01I don't know why that's over here.
16:02Oh my God.
16:03I like squeaky bottles.
16:05I put my dish soap at home in there.
16:07Oh, okay.
16:08Yeah, I'm really sorry.
16:09Don't worry.
16:10It's good.
16:11I got your back, all right?
16:12It's gonna be fine.
16:13You've got my back.
16:14I don't blame you either.
16:15It's fine.
16:15I blame myself.
16:16Hey, Daisy, you've got to apologize one more time.
16:18I will, I will, I will.
16:19And then we're dropping it.
16:21Okay, how can I help?
16:22Can I do something?
16:23Not really, no.
16:24Would anyone like some fresh scrambles?
16:26Take that .
16:28We're really, really sorry about that.
16:30Oh, that looks great.
16:30Can I show them out and have their first bite?
16:33Mmm.
16:33I can confirm it's safe.
16:36They're really good.
16:37No, it is good.
16:38What's up, sexy?
16:39Why don't you come and say hi to Elena?
16:40She's having a rough morning.
16:42Why is that Elena?
16:43I put dish soap in the scrambled eggs.
16:45Pardon?
16:46What was that?
16:46Uh, so you know how this soap looks exactly the same like olive oil?
16:52You're joking.
16:54I'm not joking.
16:54It happened by accident.
16:57I'm kicking myself because I saw it happening.
16:59I said we've got to get a label on that and it just didn't happen.
17:02Sorry, Cap.
17:03Um, okay.
17:05Wow.
17:06Soap in the eggs.
17:08I'm actually quite embarrassed.
17:10We really have to make it up to them and hopefully they can put it past them.
17:12Hey, guys.
17:13Who's been swearing?
17:14I want the eggs taken off the bill.
17:16Yeah.
17:16Well, I'm sorry for that, guys.
17:18That's okay.
17:18Reduce the tip.
17:19No, don't do that.
17:20Oh, we already did that.
17:24Good job.
17:25There's no rush.
17:25Luke's going to take you over there to go snorkeling.
17:27I'm going to go get that tip back.
17:28Yes.
17:30Send it.
17:33I'm so excited for snorkeling.
17:34I'm not going.
17:35I'm going to chill.
17:36Oh.
17:36Yeah.
17:36Dev and I are going to hold down the forest.
17:38Oh.
17:39Gorgeous.
17:40I'm going to head downstairs.
17:41Is everything okay?
17:42Everything's fine.
17:44Oh, Devon, look at this little float that we're setting up right now.
17:46This is where we're going to hang out this afternoon.
17:48Ugh.
17:49Hey, boys.
17:50Is something about a gondola full of stuff?
17:53You guys going to meet here this afternoon?
17:54We are.
17:55We're always here.
17:56You're always here.
17:56Yeah.
17:57Dev and I are staying.
17:58Are you not going to go snorkeling?
17:59It's not my favorite.
18:01This is annoying because we have come up with a plan to get this makeup artist on board.
18:05Now, how are we going to get them on without ruining the surprise?
18:08For **** sake.
18:10We're ready to go, everyone.
18:11Okay.
18:11Perfect.
18:12I bet you.
18:13All crew, we have two guests staying on board.
18:17Please be careful when the makeup artist arrives.
18:19Remember, this is a secret.
18:22Okay, everyone.
18:23Ready to jump in.
18:24This is lovely.
18:24I really like that.
18:25Unbelievable.
18:27Beautiful.
18:30Beautiful.
18:40You can never buy clip-on speedos.
18:57Do you reckon I can, like, pair nude?
18:59No.
19:00Hey, Eddie.
19:01Yeah?
19:01I'm trying to bring this glam person onto the boat now.
19:06Just try and distract them then.
19:07I need more of my margarita.
19:09Hi.
19:11Are you going to go paddle boarding?
19:12Oh, you want to go paddle boarding?
19:27Yeah.
19:28Yeah.
19:28To the edge of the buoy, around the buoy, and back up.
19:31Oh, yeah.
19:31Yeah, because that'll be, like, a bit downwind.
19:33Yeah.
19:34I am going to go paddle boarding?
19:42Yeah.
19:43When's your massage spotlight opening up?
19:45Do you have any space available for later on this week?
19:48Definitely, we have.
19:50Hello, hello.
19:51How are we good, everyone?
19:53Welcome.
19:55Hi.
19:55Nice to meet you.
19:58This is the cabin.
20:00Can we just get a set up?
20:01Yes.
20:01Returning on board now.
20:03Just wait a second, Tyler.
20:04Sorry.
20:04Oh.
20:05Okay.
20:05Hi.
20:08Hi.
20:09He's opened your cabin.
20:10I'll go check on him.
20:11Thank you very much.
20:13Excellent.
20:14Hello.
20:16Girl.
20:17Good to see you.
20:18Good to see you.
20:19Oh, my God.
20:19Oh, God.
20:22Lots for lunch.
20:24Sushi.
20:24We're gonna do in-room dining for the glam artist and Tyler.
20:29For lunch today, we are making lovely sushi rolls.
20:33And they won't have soap on it.
20:34No soap for you.
20:38Oh.
20:39This table setting is actually cute.
20:40That's very cute.
20:41All right, let's do this.
20:42Please?
20:44Can I get a cross a martini?
20:46Perfect.
20:47There we go.
20:49That looks amazing.
20:51Thanks, Daisy.
20:52You're so welcome.
20:53Can you bring that up?
20:54Hi, guys.
20:55Got one here.
20:55A special martini?
20:56There you go.
20:58Oh, my God.
20:59This sushi looks amazing.
21:00Let's just start, honestly, right here on the bed.
21:01On the bed?
21:02Yeah.
21:02How's everyone's day being?
21:03Yeah, good.
21:04Oh, you're gonna be part of Tyler Paul's drag race tonight.
21:07I'm probably gonna end up winning it.
21:08Come on.
21:10I'm doing everyone's makeup, so.
21:11Oh, yeah.
21:12Yeah.
21:13Was there a makeup artist on board, I heard?
21:16Did Tyler smuggle one on?
21:21We haven't heard of it.
21:23I don't know.
21:25Oh, God.
21:26All right, guys.
21:27Enjoy.
21:28This is a big up.
21:29Oh, it's fun way that lasted.
21:31That bitch got a makeup artist to come on board.
21:34Um, did the guests know that there's a makeup artist?
21:37Yeah.
21:37No.
21:38You didn't tell them.
21:40Oh, my God.
21:41Well, no one's told me this.
21:42Tyler's been keeping his fries under wraps for his guests.
21:45He's flying in his Go Glam technician.
21:47It's a secret surprise.
21:49Like, everyone knows that it's a beast.
21:51Right.
21:52The primary's gonna be pissed when he finds out.
21:54That cheeky little bitch.
21:56I mean, dead serious.
21:56He's going to lose his .
21:58So, we're gonna bring this up tonight?
22:00Yeah.
22:03Jesus Christ.
22:13That bitch got a makeup artist to come on board.
22:15That cheeky little bitch.
22:17The primary's gonna be pissed when he finds out.
22:19You fucked up.
22:20Probably went out of the back of my head
22:21because I haven't spent much time with the guests.
22:22But you can't do that.
22:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:25It's a big thing.
22:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:26And we went to a big effort today to sneak them on.
22:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:30You're not listening when I'm giving critical information.
22:33It's quite a big up.
22:34Yeah.
22:35So, you need to go and fix this.
22:38Mike loves to run his mouth.
22:39So, instead of doing it for something negative,
22:41maybe you can do it for something positive.
22:43Go and make these guests happy.
22:45I would just get your charm and go up and charm them.
22:48Right.
22:49All right, I gotta get started,
22:50because I spent a fortune bringing her out here.
22:52You can start pulling for dinner.
22:54Copy that.
23:00What's happening?
23:01Not much.
23:02How say is everything on your side?
23:04Yes.
23:04Oh, shit.
23:05Can it happen anyway?
23:08Mike spilled the tea on the surprise.
23:11I'm pretty pissed off.
23:12OK.
23:15OK.
23:15Yeah.
23:16I don't want to be the one that's up.
23:18Lookit, I've already been in enough this season.
23:21I don't want to be in anymore.
23:22So, I have got some dads to do to get myself out of this one.
23:26Like, everyone needs that information.
23:28Yeah.
23:29There's no chance I'm getting caught for this one.
23:31Well, if there's anything I need to help, I won't.
23:33I might as well tap on.
23:34I've got your back.
23:36Room service.
23:37Hi.
23:38I just didn't realise we're drinking.
23:40There you go.
23:41Cheers.
23:41Enjoy.
23:42No problem.
23:43So, I heard I spoiled the secret at the table.
23:46Yeah.
23:46It was my fault.
23:47I want to apologise for that, by the way.
23:48No, no, no.
23:48Yeah.
23:49We need to make sure that Tyler doesn't find out.
23:51OK.
23:52OK.
23:53We'll see.
23:53Yes.
23:54It's a deal.
23:54It's a pack.
23:54We'll do a pack.
23:55It's a pack.
23:55Do you think Spencer will say anything?
23:57Yeah, definitely.
23:58That would be the harder one to give minutes, I think.
24:00All right.
24:02Hi.
24:03I think the girl's, like, really good at doing make-up.
24:06I know that Jen's quite good at make-up.
24:08Oh, good.
24:08Yeah.
24:09OK.
24:09Leave it with me.
24:11Over we go.
24:12Two, three.
24:14Jenna, Jenna, Alicia.
24:15One of the guests would like some help doing their make-up,
24:18because they've never done it before.
24:19Happy.
24:23Who is it?
24:24Daisy.
24:25Hi.
24:25Can I come in for a sec?
24:26Yes.
24:26She just wanted to talk to you about this evening.
24:29Right.
24:29Which one's Spencer?
24:31Does seven work for a catwalk?
24:33Seven should work.
24:34Yeah?
24:34Yeah.
24:34And then will we say, like, 7.45 for dinner?
24:37Yeah.
24:37OK.
24:38Daisy.
24:39Which one's Spencer?
24:40He wants a drink.
24:41Which one's Spencer?
24:42Oh, which cabin is he in?
24:43I'm not sure.
24:43He's not in these two.
24:44OK.
24:45It must be in that one, then.
24:45Spencer?
24:48Yes?
24:49I need to have a quick chat with you.
24:50Apparently you weren't meant to know what.
24:52There's a secret make-up office coming, and I was like,
24:54oh, because I'm in serious trouble.
24:56But yeah, I just wanted to say,
24:57try and keep it on the down low.
24:58Can we make a pact?
25:00Nobody will find out.
25:01OK.
25:02Good luck.
25:02All right.
25:03Thanks for chatting though.
25:04I appreciate it.
25:06I'm sweating.
25:07Alicia, do you reckon we'd have a dresser that I could fit into for service?
25:12I have a really sultry number.
25:14Yeah?
25:15Ben, I need your help on how to make a cake for Zao.
25:19It's working.
25:19All right, let me give some thought.
25:20I got you, OK?
25:22Although I know that both mansions normally don't work out, I would really like to make
25:27things work with Zhao.
25:28It's kind of like playing the lottery.
25:31If you're not in it, you can't win it.
25:33But I've wasted all the time with boys.
25:35Zhao is like a grown man.
25:38He's like a high stake lottery.
25:40Like if you win, it's life changing.
25:44It would mean a lot to me.
25:45All right.
25:46Ben, the makeup artist is joining for dinner.
25:49What time's dinner?
25:50Do you know?
25:507.45.
25:52OK.
25:52All right.
25:53Perfect.
25:54Mike.
25:54Yeah?
25:56Possibly, will you MC this catwalk tonight?
25:59I'm more than happy to.
25:59I'm going for a shower.
26:01I'll be back at a quarter or two.
26:03Can you get into your block really quickly?
26:04Five minutes.
26:05Copy, Daisy.
26:08None of the other boys know I'm getting some help, so I don't say anything.
26:11I won't.
26:12It stays between me and you.
26:14Bend your head forward.
26:17I've never seen a man with boobs.
26:19I don't have eyes.
26:20I just spoke.
26:25That's been s***.
26:28Just breathe.
26:30All done.
26:31All right.
26:32Let me know if you need my...
26:34You're on top of things here?
26:36Yeah.
26:36We're in pretty good shape.
26:38We need to step up tonight.
26:39We've got it.
26:40All right.
26:41All right.
26:42So, dinner's at quarter tonight.
26:44Oh, nice.
26:44Is that right?
26:45No, wait, wait.
26:45Hold on.
26:45Is it 7...
26:47Is it 7.45 or 8.45?
26:50I think it could be 7.45.
26:52I'll check.
26:52I'll check.
26:53I'll check.
26:56That's so sweet.
26:57I really, really need you.
26:58Yeah, what do you mean?
26:59Look, I need your help right now to get, like, it all done.
27:02Because you took way too long to do the makeup.
27:04No, no.
27:05Honestly, can we organise that later?
27:07Okay.
27:11Yeah.
27:11We'll see.
27:15I really need to know.
27:17Hey, Daisy, what time is dinner, please?
27:19It's Ben.
27:20F*** me.
27:20Jesus f***ing Christ.
27:22I can't...
27:23I've told...
27:24The whole...
27:25F***.
27:26I have told the whole crew at 7.45.
27:297 for cocktails in the sunset.
27:317.45 for dinner.
27:33I'm f***ing annoyed.
27:34People should be less reliant on me at this stage of the game.
27:37But it seems like the opposite is happening.
27:40And this is another perfect example how they don't listen,
27:42they don't communicate, and they don't do their f***ing job.
27:46F***ing God.
27:48Jesus f***ing Christ.
28:00Put this one on top of that one.
28:02The catwalk is going on over there.
28:08I would girls do this every day.
28:11It's gonna be such a fun night.
28:17Where the f*** is Mike?
28:18Mike, meet me on the sun, actually.
28:21He said five minutes, and it's been like about 45 minutes.
28:25Jesus f***ing Christ.
28:29Mike?
28:30Yeah?
28:30What are you doing?
28:31You have to do me here?
28:32Can we go?
28:33Okay.
28:34So is the dress.
28:36I'm a basic bitch over here.
28:37Mike.
28:37I'm back.
28:38Start setting up.
28:39Hey.
28:41I'm gonna look at that dress before you gave me.
28:43I'm gonna pull out the mascarpone.
28:45Yeah, but that's with the icing.
28:46I'll do the icing for you.
28:47It takes no time.
28:49It's okay.
28:49And I'll do the whole thing.
28:51It's all about the strut.
28:52Do you want to show us your best strut?
28:56There you are.
28:58Too tight.
29:01Hey baby girl.
29:02What's up?
29:02Just try it on first.
29:04Fantastic.
29:05That'll do.
29:06Bye.
29:07Unruh.
29:08Crown.
29:10Showtime.
29:22I know I look great in a dress.
29:25But you cannot hide that big balls.
29:27So obvious.
29:29Oh my God.
29:31Call me Ed Wiener.
29:32I love that.
29:35You get the door.
29:36You look poor.
29:37I don't.
29:38Grab my phone.
29:39Let's go.
29:40Are we the first ones here?
29:41We are.
29:41You guys look great.
29:43There we go.
29:44Everything looks amazing.
29:46I need a massage tonight after doing all these boys makeup.
29:49Everyone except Tyler.
29:51There we go.
29:52We're gonna bring it out like this.
29:53All right, you get dressed and I'll see you upstairs.
29:55Oh, they're here.
29:57Oh my God.
30:01Oh my God.
30:05Oh my God.
30:05I love you.
30:06Look at you.
30:06That's amazing.
30:08Oh my gosh.
30:09Did you do the snooki again?
30:10This is ridiculous.
30:11Yeah, it's too much.
30:11It's too much.
30:12Well, no wonder it took you so long.
30:13She beat that place to there and back.
30:16Well, I had to do hers too.
30:18You are lying.
30:20It looks like she's done this before.
30:22Me?
30:22Professionally.
30:23No.
30:23I am not gonna be happy if Tyler finds out he might spill the beans.
30:27Like it was a simple request and our crew f***ed it up.
30:31That looks so bad on our team.
30:33I would withhold tip for that.
30:34All right, let's go upstairs.
30:36Let's go.
30:36Crew, do you want to come to Sandy, please?
30:38Copy on my way.
30:41Ooh.
30:43Oh, wow, wow.
30:45Welcome, welcome tonight to Katina's Drag Race.
30:49Are you all ready for it?
30:50Yeah!
30:50Let's give it away for our first queen.
30:53She's not here to play.
30:55She's here to slay.
30:56Angela Little.
30:59Electra Smash.
31:01Lady Bible.
31:04Next up, Veronica Plath.
31:13It moves.
31:20I just wanted to thank everyone for being here, especially my makeup artist.
31:27But we might have one more contestant.
31:33You got it.
31:36He is.
31:37He is.
31:38You got it.
31:41He is.
31:42Round of applause for Annina.
31:45Who's ready for some dinner?
31:47Well done everyone, that was amazing.
31:49That's a big project.
31:52Don't do the meringue.
31:52Lemon and chocolate they don't work, but orange and chocolate works really well.
31:55I asked him what's his favorite cake
31:57was a lemon meringue cheesecake.
31:59It's gonna be nice.
31:59You're going crazy on this one.
32:02What do you think?
32:03Gally-y, gally-daisy.
32:05Fashion show is over.
32:06It is gonna be happening soon.
32:08Oh, .
32:09Copy that.
32:10I need to get this risotto done.
32:12A vodka dirty martini?
32:14And who would like the tequila?
32:16Where's my Cosmo?
32:18Come on, baby, you gotta be quick with it.
32:20I know, I just can't find anything.
32:22I can get a Cosmo when you get a chance.
32:24Absolutely.
32:24Is that my necklace you're wearing?
32:26No, at least he grabbed it.
32:28Okay.
32:29At least you're shaped a chest for this.
32:32Hi, Mikey.
32:33If you're looking for something to do, there's loads upstairs.
32:36What? Are you divorced?
32:37There's nine guests upstairs.
32:39And only me making cocktails.
32:41I'm not looking for something I'm gonna do.
32:44And if you want to take a seat,
32:46we're almost ready for dinner for you.
32:47You want to sit over there?
32:47Yeah.
32:48Dinner's ready.
32:49I hope they like it.
32:51Oh, it's incredible.
32:51I would love this.
32:52Once you've done that,
32:53you can come to service.
32:55Oh, wow, the flowers are real.
32:57It's the only thing real at this table.
32:58Mike, help Jenna with turndyne.
33:00That's fine, perfect.
33:01Tyler, we just want to tell you that you're beautiful.
33:04Oh, thank you, honey.
33:07Naturally.
33:09What?
33:09At lunch, a certain deckhand told us a certain thing about someone
33:13receiving extra assistance.
33:15Wait, who told you?
33:16Mike.
33:17Yeah.
33:17What the ****?
33:18No, but I'm not real.
33:19All right, here we go.
33:22Done.
33:23Boom.
33:24Let's go, let's go, let's go.
33:25Filet mignon, leek and garlic risotto with a port reduction.
33:30You're serving us?
33:31Oh, thanks.
33:32Wow.
33:33A big thank you to Tyler.
33:34Love you.
33:34Anytime.
33:35I'm so happy that you all came.
33:37Seriously.
33:37He has a boyfriend who has a full staffed yacht.
33:40Oh.
33:40Here's something else.
33:42Money makes the world go around.
33:43Of course.
33:47What's this?
33:48We did our hair with something that we think you might recognize.
33:51What?
33:52Oh, my goodness.
33:55Is this squeeze on it?
33:58It's definitely a cock.
33:59Oh, yeah.
33:59Oh!
34:00I brought 10 of them.
34:01Oh, that's good.
34:02I should not touch that.
34:04I'm getting out of this.
34:06I don't know how to speed up.
34:06I'm getting the water.
34:07All right.
34:07I'm turning to a bathing suit.
34:10Can you just charge Alex back to Marina?
34:12Yeah.
34:12Final stretch.
34:14Final stretch.
34:14Yeah.
34:17That's the boat right there.
34:18Thank you very much.
34:19Go to bed.
34:20Thank you for your help today.
34:22It's finally over.
34:24I've waited for this all day.
34:26Question.
34:27Did you release the cat out of the bag that I had a makeup artist come on board?
34:32No.
34:33Wasn't me.
34:34Just because I told everyone not to say anything.
34:37And now everyone's mad at me because I had a makeup artist come on board.
34:40Oh, really?
34:41If I did, I would tell you the truth.
34:42But I don't know how it was.
34:43You don't know who it was?
34:44Yeah.
34:44Okay.
34:45There's only one way to get away with this.
34:48Deny, deny, and deny.
34:50If I find out who said it, I'll come and tell you.
34:53No problem.
34:56Really, I didn't just get away with that.
35:04I know I need to break it off with Ellie.
35:06But I'm stressing because I don't want to be the reason that Ellie has a shit time on board.
35:11And I don't want to hurt her feelings.
35:12So I've got to figure it out.
35:14I'm going to bed.
35:15Get me if you need me, okay?
35:17Thank you both for today.
35:18I know what I'm doing.
35:18I've got plenty to do.
35:20Okay.
35:20But we can depend on each other though, right?
35:23Sorry?
35:23We can depend on each other.
35:24I don't want to have this conversation.
35:26I know what I'm doing.
35:28Mike.
35:29I know what I'm doing.
35:33We'll sort this out tomorrow.
35:34I can't really depend on you at the minute.
35:36Mike, I'm really tired.
35:38Please.
35:39Yeah, that's right.
35:40Just stay away from each other.
35:41I don't.
35:42That's what I'm doing.
35:42I'm so tired.
35:43Please.
35:47My feet kind of hurt.
35:48I'm standing on my tippy toes all night.
35:50Is it finally bedtime?
35:52Good night, guys.
35:53Are you excited for your birthday?
35:56I am.
35:57I do want to speak to you though.
35:59Yeah.
35:59About what?
36:01I like you.
36:02And I think that our friendship and stuff is strong.
36:06I guess I'm trying not to go back to my...
36:10If we continue, then I feel like I'm letting my weaknesses win.
36:16Oh, really?
36:16In what way?
36:17Well, because I'm just...
36:21I feel like I don't want to close myself off from something that's great.
36:26And then ruin something between us by allowing something to be more.
36:32Yeah.
36:32And then, you know what I mean?
36:34I'd rather maintain what we've got than to ruin what we've got.
36:38Okay.
36:38Does that make sense?
36:39Am I...
36:41Uh...
36:41Sort of.
36:42Let me try to process this.
36:44Okay.
36:45Clearly you're, you know, you're having some sort of doubts and you're kind of uncomfortable
36:48about things and whatnot.
36:49So, I think we should just, um, be friends.
36:54You know, if this was just a thing and it would have been...
36:57Then it would be easy for me just to carry on.
37:00Right.
37:00But there's more to you and, um...
37:04Yeah.
37:04I just don't want to...
37:05I just don't want to break that part.
37:08I don't think that way.
37:10If I like somebody, I like somebody.
37:11That's it.
37:11Yeah.
37:11Like, I have blinders on.
37:13I don't care about anything.
37:14I see that.
37:15I would still love to hang out with you.
37:17Okay.
37:18Nothing changes.
37:19Well, then let's do that and see what that is.
37:22I'm going to go to bed.
37:23All right.
37:24I'll just think to you later.
37:25You're welcome.
37:26I'm kind of confused by the message Zhao is trying to deliver.
37:32But he says that he's attracted to me and he wants to get to know me.
37:35So, I think we're kind of on the same page.
37:38I'm so happy that Ellie's taking to me wanting to be friends with her.
37:41It feels like a pressure relief off my shoulders.
37:44I've got everything off my chest.
37:45I can finally maybe speak to Daisy.
37:50What a relief.
38:08Morning.
38:09You're up early.
38:10Are you not very hungover?
38:13Actually, I am.
38:15What's the best recipe for a lemon meringue cheesecake?
38:19Ooh.
38:20A lemon meringue cheesecake sounds amazing.
38:23For sake.
38:24One popular recipe involves three main layers.
38:28Oh, it's so nice to hear another noise in here.
38:30Yeah.
38:30Yeah.
38:30I'm going to help you, okay?
38:32Okay.
38:33Morning.
38:34I've been off since five.
38:36What?
38:36I'm thinking of people.
38:38Mike and Alicia.
38:39They were fucking mad at each other last night when I went to rest.
38:42He has no right to go off at him.
38:45No, I agree.
38:47One piece tonight yesterday.
38:48By the way, you set some strict boundaries.
38:51Yeah, I'm going to have to.
38:53Mind boggling that they can't put their personal aside.
38:56Reminder, I am younger than both these idiots.
39:01That was breakfast.
39:03This is another perfect f***ing example.
39:06We have guests on board and Eddie's woken up early to make you our birthday cake.
39:10What the f***?
39:11How is that what you're thinking after yesterday?
39:14There's nothing else to be done.
39:16No f***ing prep.
39:17You can't make a cake for the f***ing guests.
39:19You can't make them muffins.
39:20I'm telling you, if breakfast service is s***, then I have soap in the f***ing eggs.
39:25It's just bulls***.
39:26Everyone is so f***ing selfish.
39:28Oh, I want to get f***ing laid so when guests are on board, I'm going to make a f***ing birthday
39:32cake.
39:33Good morning.
39:34Morning.
39:34Morning.
39:35How are we feeling?
39:36100%?
39:37No.
39:38Oh my God.
39:39Morning.
39:40Morning.
39:44Okay, start with the feeling first or start with the cast first?
39:47The feeling.
39:48The crew, the crew.
39:50Start picking up anchor.
39:51Copy that.
39:55Can I talk about your breakfast menu?
39:56You may.
39:58What are you thinking?
39:59Lamb chops, smoked salmon, and then we should do a nice frittata.
40:04Also, don't make a shower birthday cake.
40:06It's nice.
40:08What?
40:08Don't what?
40:09Don't bring it up with me.
40:11What?
40:12I don't think right now is the time.
40:14I think it's crazy to be honest.
40:16I know, but she got up early.
40:18I can't even.
40:19I just can't before.
40:20Don't get stressed.
40:21I'm hanging on by a thread.
40:23Ellie.
40:24Please.
40:24We need to wrap this up.
40:26We've got an hour.
40:27Everyone wants it to be a good breakfast.
40:29Mainly Daisy.
40:31Anga is home.
40:32Let's get out of here.
40:34Okay, breakfast time.
40:36This is nice and warm if we should.
40:38Where's Daisy?
40:39I'm here.
40:40All right, lamb chops while they're still warm, please.
40:42And this is still warm.
40:43And frittata.
40:44Oh, look at that pretty necklace.
40:48Hey, hey, Daisy.
40:50Daisy.
40:51I've got my hands full.
40:54Give me a second.
40:56Can we get some green?
40:58Yeah, yeah, some green.
40:59Yum.
41:00Look at that.
41:01Lamb chops.
41:02It's like dinner all over again.
41:03Daisy?
41:04Yeah.
41:05Would it be possible we get a mimosa, please?
41:07Yeah, of course.
41:08Can you then make a mimosa, please?
41:10Okay, dear crew, I'm going to proceed in.
41:12Eddie, just remember steady and opening and closing for distances.
41:15Why didn't they take the batteries up to start by them four times?
41:19Because they'd rather do them one at a time.
41:21Daisy, seriously, please.
41:22Interior off radio communications, please.
41:25Guys, don't be on the line while they're docking, please.
41:28There's one of me.
41:29What's up?
41:30Why is there one of you?
41:31Because we've got someone upstairs.
41:33She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
41:35All right.
41:38There you go, mate.
41:39F*** me.
41:40I can't be in a hundred places at once.
41:42We want the frittata gone.
41:44F***.
41:44F***.
41:44Honestly, I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.
41:47Like, I'm the only person who knows what's going on.
41:49I feel like I'm the only person who's channeling my energy into the job and the guest experience.
41:54Everybody else is on their own trajectory.
41:56What they want to do.
41:59She'd be great at this job, wouldn't she?
42:01She'd handle the stress really well.
42:02It really is starting to feel like a f***ing joke.
42:05It's so nice for the f***ing to f***ing joke.
42:12Next, on Below Deck Down Under.
42:14This afternoon, you're going to knock off early.
42:16You're going to go to a villa.
42:17What?
42:20Vacation!
42:22Hi!
42:23You said to me that I'm not in early because I like Disney.
42:25Oh my God.
42:27I'm going to go away.
42:27This is awful.
42:28You have a problem with him.
42:30He has a problem with you.
42:31The two of you sort this s*** out together.
42:33You need as a f***ing head is a problem.
42:35I need.
42:36I f***ing need.
42:37I am done with this.
42:39I am done with this.
42:40Well done with me.
42:40Let the tables were finished.
42:40I am done with my team.
42:40Let's do this in a way.
42:42Go follow.
42:42My team can easily connect with the students to find music right now.
42:42This is such a goodNiner.
42:42Tell me, you know.
42:43To be the teachers.
42:43It's the best for the time.
42:44It's not great afterwards birdsong in the wheelchair.
42:44You
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