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The Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 17 Episode 5
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00:28Right now,
00:29vodka's still number one, but tequila's number two,
00:31and I feel like tequila's gonna be the number one drink of choice.
00:34It is for me.
00:36I love a good cocktail.
00:37Whoo! I see.
00:39You'da had a bite to it.
00:41Adrienne Malouf invited me to join the tequila commissario family,
00:45and I'm so ready to shoot my tequila shots.
00:49Get it? Shots.
00:51Dallas is our biggest market.
00:54I was thinking about doing something with the ladies,
00:56taking them on a little trip.
00:57You know what? That's a great idea.
00:59Good!
01:01Honey, I love Texas. Don't you?
01:04The theme of my trip is to merge Dallas and Dynasty into one.
01:08You guys remember the old hit soap opera back in the day?
01:12I hope that we have an amazing time on the trip,
01:14because we actually need to stop tripping and have some fun.
01:17Are you gonna miss me?
01:18Um, yeah. Love this one.
01:21How are y'all doing?
01:22Looking at these looks for your Dallas trip.
01:24Oh, child. It's on every day.
01:26We have a big group of ladies, and there's always something going on, so...
01:29Oh, yeah.
01:30Well, you know about those friend groups.
01:32Oh, I know.
01:32We are here for the people, and whatever issues that we have,
01:35we will deal with it in Dallas, or we will deal with it outside.
01:38Oh, not Dallas. Okay, not Dallas, but outside.
01:40Okay. I need all the updates.
01:41I got all updates.
01:42Okay, so, Pinky...
01:44She's a different bird now.
01:45She's a different bird now.
01:45Is she?
01:46Oh, yeah.
01:47Major telling everybody I eat meat.
01:48What?
01:49Yes.
01:49You told me over the phone you were thinking of filing bankruptcy.
01:53Now, who cares?
01:55Chad, do you have some money in your bank account?
01:56That's what I need to know.
01:59Have you talked to Portia?
02:02Uh, no.
02:04You did a particular interview.
02:06I just wish he would stop effing people's husbands.
02:10And you know you're not clean.
02:14Jesus.
02:15You don't have to try a black cherry wine right now.
02:17Oh, a black cherry.
02:17A black cherry.
02:18Yeah, that sounds like my vagina.
02:21Yeah.
02:22Let's do a cheers.
02:23Yes.
02:24To big hair.
02:25Big hair, don't care.
02:26Big business.
02:27Yes.
02:28And big black cherries.
02:30Mm-hmm.
02:45All right.
02:48One, two, three.
02:49Oh, Kelly.
02:50Give her some chagolini.
02:51Let's do it.
02:51Oh, my gosh.
02:53My face is gonna do it.
02:54She gonna do it.
02:55Y'all did it with this hair.
02:56Y'all gave me the big hair.
02:57She said, Dallas Dynasty stainless.
03:00Give me a thing, honey.
03:01I'm with the thing.
03:02Think of Diane Carroll, Dominique Devereaux, Morgan Fairchild.
03:06Yes, I love her thing.
03:08Would I say everybody looks completely different?
03:11Their outfits.
03:12It's our personality.
03:13By the looks of it, either they've never seen Dynasty,
03:16or they just don't understand the assignment.
03:18Have you ever seen Dynasty?
03:20No.
03:22You don't know who Dominique Devereaux is?
03:24Yeah, I Googled her once she sent it.
03:28Did Cynthia convey that she wanted all of you to dress up
03:31as if you were on Dynasty?
03:33Oh, that makes sense.
03:36Why Portia had on when she had on?
03:39I couldn't understand it.
03:41I did not get that wrong.
03:43Cheers to her first girl's trip.
03:45First girl's trip.
03:46This is my first girl's trip, too.
03:47Oh, this is real?
03:47Yes.
03:48Oh, my God.
03:49You guys are really addicted.
03:50I have a voice.
03:51This is my first time being on a girl's trip.
03:54I have a masculine energy for a woman.
03:56I am terrified to be traveling with women for the first time.
04:01A bunch of hormones, cattiness, a bunch of you did this
04:05in year 2006.
04:07But I'm here, and I'm ready to be open-minded
04:11and get to know all of these ladies.
04:13All right, ladies.
04:14Let's go.
04:18Come on up now, booty.
04:23Captain, where do I sit?
04:24Right here.
04:28Can everybody grab a hand, please?
04:30Everybody hold hands, please.
04:31God, we are about to embark on a trip, and we just ask that you
04:34bless our minds, bless our spirits.
04:37Bless the pilots on this plane, Lord God.
04:39We are coming together.
04:40Bless the co-pilots.
04:40Bless the people who touch the wheels.
04:42Bless the people who touch the engine, God.
04:43That they're moving in righteousness.
04:44Whatever it is that is on.
04:45And let it be authentic and real.
04:46I feel like in prayer sometimes, you know, you can get a little,
04:49uh-huh, yes, hallelujah, amen.
04:52You know, when the preachers say, repeat after me?
04:55No, it was no repeat after me.
04:56We ask that you give us the ability to connect.
04:59It was a good old nasty Baptist, Hojic-type prayer.
05:03When you get out of church at like 4, 5 in the evening,
05:04that's the type of prayer it was.
05:06In your name, we love you, and we pray.
05:08Amen.
05:08Amen.
05:10Thank you so much.
05:12Okay, guys, we're up.
05:13We're up.
05:15Everybody cheers to friendship, safe sex, and paychecks.
05:22Dallas, here we come.
05:25How's your property coming along?
05:27Trying to sell your portfolio right now?
05:29The girl, no.
05:30The portfolio has been dismantled and taken away from me.
05:33I'm trying to sell my portfolio, too, because, you know,
05:35I've been thinking about filing for bankruptcy,
05:37because I don't pay myself under my personal name.
05:40I got, like, seven businesses.
05:41Right.
05:41And all of them have a different stream of income.
05:43On paper, I'm broke.
05:45I don't make no money personally, but I have too many assets,
05:47so I can't do a 7.
05:49A 13, I see the limit, because I got way too many assets.
05:52And at 11, you got to be able to show how you can pay for it personally,
05:56because I'm filing personally for bankruptcy,
05:57but I don't make no money personally.
06:00Oh, wow.
06:01I didn't even realize that you had to, like, qualify.
06:04I thought anybody could file.
06:05No.
06:06These ladies are talking about filing bankrupt.
06:08And I won't lie.
06:09I'm scared as .
06:10Because right now, my only problem is making it
06:12into the Chick-fil-A drive-thru before they discontinue breakfast.
06:15I can't even relate, you know?
06:17So hearing this is like, oh, .
06:20What have I signed up for partnering with this rum company?
06:23I don't think I saw any peaches when I was in Grenada.
06:28Oh, we would have to import those in.
06:30And you're saying the bottles are already approved, right?
06:33We're going to have to send in approvals,
06:34and we're going to have to stop from the ground up
06:36until the complete eating product.
06:38Got you.
06:39I did that to save my houses.
06:41I tried to stop, you know?
06:42But I was just like, you know what?
06:44You can have it because it's so invasive.
06:46They come into your house.
06:47They want to sit down, have dinner with you.
06:49Not literally.
06:51Let's make this clear.
06:53I lost $2 million of my own money.
06:55And I think people get that confused.
06:57They think you owe someone $2 million
06:59and you lost someone else's money.
07:01No, that's not my ministry.
07:02I took that hit.
07:03And as far as filing bankruptcy,
07:05I did that to stop the foreclosure of one of my properties.
07:10I had lessons, you know what I mean?
07:11My husband is sticking with me through it.
07:13But it was a big L.
07:142024 was the large, the biggest L.
07:16Listen, 2024 was the worst year of my life.
07:19Yeah, for a lot of people.
07:20Professionally, yeah.
07:22So, Kay, did you and your husband do a prenup?
07:24No.
07:25No.
07:26Why did you do a prenup?
07:27Because I feel like even when I try to get him stuff,
07:31or even he is so removed, like, from my life.
07:35Like, he really is.
07:36Even when I try to help or try to do something,
07:40he don't want to take it.
07:41He don't want to be seen.
07:43He don't want to...
07:44That's a blast.
07:45He don't got social media.
07:46Like, he really is a dentist.
07:48I wish he had social media so I can catch him.
07:52I believe that all men cheat.
07:54And my husband doesn't have a social media or anything.
07:58That's the sneakiest one of them all.
08:00So, I've learned to take the positives of it,
08:04and that no one can contact him that I know of.
08:08Buckle up is the word.
08:09Oh, Lord.
08:24I'm dealing with court cases, my girls not being able to be on camera with me, and I just need
08:30a break.
08:30What better way to do that than to dump it all in Dallas?
08:34Not the red carpet.
08:35You cannot get more bougie than this.
08:37I'm not a stranger to a runway or red carpet.
08:40We're going to take a sprinter to the house, and then we're going to figure out these rooms,
08:44and then we're going to have a nice peaceful dinner at the house.
08:47To show these ladies Dallas, Cynthia Bailey style.
08:52Woo!
08:55How was your day, Drew?
08:57How was it?
08:58Yes, how was it?
08:59How was the day?
09:00Was it romantic?
09:00Where did you go?
09:01What are the things?
09:02Well, he did give me 200 long stem roses.
09:05Oh.
09:05What?
09:06We did not kiss.
09:07I'm the same way that I was yesterday.
09:10Me and Black are still friends.
09:11Period.
09:13Oh, my goodness.
09:14Good to see you.
09:16Really?
09:16These are for you?
09:17Really?
09:18What?
09:19I'll let y'all know when the wedding is, if it is one.
09:21I got you 200.
09:23You're talking about so black smoke right there.
09:25They've been on the phone with you for three and a half hours.
09:28Let me tell you something.
09:29A little cat at a time.
09:31A little cat.
09:32Well, y'all are friends.
09:34I don't know that man.
09:35You don't know that man?
09:36I don't know that man.
09:37He's in my DMs.
09:38Like, oh, you're so fine.
09:39Wait.
09:40Who?
09:41Black.
09:42No.
09:42This is him.
09:43And he said you did amazing.
09:45Never called that phone number.
09:46He tried to give you his phone number?
09:48Yeah.
09:53So cool.
09:54Coming up, I should have bought your four closed houses.
09:57OK, Mr. Clean.
09:58Don't do it, Papa Smurf.
10:06Let me tell you something.
10:08We had a time.
10:09A little cat.
10:10Well, y'all are friends.
10:12I don't know that man.
10:14You don't know that man.
10:14I don't know that man.
10:16Bimbo, I don't know black.
10:18I know of black.
10:19At Portia's house, she greeted him with, hey, black.
10:25Hi.
10:26Hello.
10:27It's good to see you.
10:28Good to see you, too, my little.
10:30That, to me, says you know him.
10:33He's at a lot of events.
10:34He's well-known.
10:35She's well-known.
10:36It's not uncommon for people in this industry to cross paths.
10:40Oh, OK.
10:40Well, he enjoyed you.
10:42He enjoyed you.
10:43He enjoyed you.
10:44He said you were very sweet.
10:46Angela was very sweet.
10:47Like, he really, like, you know.
10:48I got to pee, y'all.
10:52I got to pee, y'all, and he got to pee.
10:54I was about to lose it!
10:58I don't want to be hard to talk.
11:00I've touched my chest.
11:01And you got to ask.
11:02I've never, I've never experienced it.
11:04My parents had a fleet of trucks.
11:07They had a trucking company.
11:07So we're truckers.
11:09Rest stops are not clean.
11:11You want to put a cup in there.
11:13That way it catches all the urine,
11:15and you can just kind of pour it in the toilet.
11:17That way you don't even touch any of that drama.
11:19Shamir.
11:21Shamir.
11:22Like, why are you peeing in a cup?
11:24You got Versace on your ceiling,
11:26and you are peeing in a cup.
11:29We almost there?
11:30I think we got another 20 minutes to go.
11:32OK.
11:33We're driving in circles.
11:39I'm like, what part of Texas are we going to?
11:42Honey, we could be in Dubai by now.
11:44We've done everything except bike and pedal
11:46to this place at this point.
11:48When the bears went through the forest, though, y'all,
11:51it took them a long time to get to the hot suit.
11:54Right?
12:03Ooh.
12:04Ooh.
12:07Beautiful.
12:08Oh, this is nice.
12:10Hi.
12:10Oh.
12:12Oh, Lord.
12:13Sorry, I have a lot of stuff.
12:15Ooh.
12:17Oh, my God.
12:18Hi.
12:19Hello.
12:20Hello.
12:21Hi.
12:22You're good.
12:24We've been waiting to see you.
12:25Thank you for having me.
12:27Oh, my goodness.
12:28La Casa de Fe is our home.
12:31It's House of Faith.
12:32Oh, my God.
12:33An ophedra.
12:34Oh, my God.
12:34Move your spirit all you need here.
12:37And ladies, welcome to my home.
12:40Oh, my God.
12:42Oh, my God.
12:46Oh.
12:47Wow.
12:49Oh.
12:52My.
12:54God.
12:55This is beautiful.
12:57This is beautiful.
13:01Casa de Fe is the perfect location to be hosted.
13:05I have been on many a girl trip.
13:07You win some, you lose some.
13:09Already looked into some Airbnbs, honey.
13:11Well, I don't know if I'm so positive about ABC.com, honey.
13:13But I do have faith that we are in the right place.
13:18So now we're going to get into the room of it all.
13:24Okay.
13:25Cute.
13:26Ooh.
13:26Cynthia did an amazing job with this beautiful home.
13:30Yes, Cynthia.
13:32First and foremost, the rooms all have full-size beds.
13:35And I did not see any twin-size beds.
13:37The room is through those doors.
13:39Okay.
13:39Right there.
13:41What is that?
13:43This is giving, like, orphanage.
13:45For that reason, I am very grateful.
13:47I'm very hopeful in what this trip is going to bring for me, specifically.
13:51Is this the manger?
13:52It ain't like no manger to me, Chad.
13:54Not the Romeo and Juliet.
13:57Guys, look at this.
13:59Okay, whose room?
14:00Whose house is this?
14:01The main house is giving main character energy.
14:04And the tiny house, honestly, it's not that offbeat.
14:07I mean, I think it's also lit.
14:09This is actually for the two women who love each other and just can't seem to tear themselves
14:14away from each other.
14:15I think this would be ideal for those ladies.
14:18Let's go.
14:19Oh, my gosh.
14:20Oh, this is a whole nother thing.
14:22Is this for a frickin' crack?
14:25Oh, uh-uh.
14:26I don't know why I'm walking down.
14:27Yeah, I get scared of stuff like this.
14:29Oh, this is the...
14:30I can't even think about that pool house compared to the main house.
14:35It's too small.
14:36And if they try to put me there, I'm going to the nearest hotel.
14:41It's scary.
14:43Are we in Italy or what?
14:44I know this is so, like, Tuscan.
14:47Yeah.
14:47No, I know this is in my room, so I'm like, y'all can go in and just...
14:51Well, who don't want to be separated?
14:53I'm going through life right now, but I don't want to have to, like, experience it.
14:58At least let me experience hell on, you know, 2,000 thread count.
15:04Don't give me this.
15:05So now we're going to head over to the main house.
15:07That's where we want to go, to the main house.
15:12Uh, bedroom, Portia, please join us.
15:14The ladies usually take forever picking out rooms.
15:17And I just don't feel like dealing with any of that drama on this trip.
15:20I'm in a great place with all of the ladies.
15:22So I know which rooms each lady will thrive in.
15:28I have decided to put Pinky.
15:33I feel like your energy gives me solitude.
15:39I feel like you are a grown-ass woman.
15:43So I thought the tiny house was perfect for you.
15:49Aw.
15:51In my mind, I'm like, cast me away.
15:53If this what you think is gin pop, I'll take it.
15:56Like, this, where I can get away and I can walk away from y'all, I won't do that.
16:00I'll see y'all tomorrow, okay?
16:01And maybe some vegan eggs while you're at it.
16:03Okay, so, for the pool house rooms.
16:05So I thought long and hard about what two ladies love each other's company.
16:10This thing is a monster.
16:13That doesn't happen.
16:14It's eating meat.
16:15Every time that man is like, boom, boom.
16:18Santa, come here.
16:21We got the lemon pepper.
16:23Is this Kelly's chicken for me? Did you get it to go?
16:25No, I ain't saying nothing to go.
16:27You know, literally are just almost one person.
16:31First two ladies that came to my mind, um, I'm just gonna go ahead and spit it out.
16:39I mean, first two ladies that came to my mind when I saw that amazing two-bedroom situation,
16:59recreation area, and I thought, Kelly and Jamia, I'm just gonna be honest.
17:05Definitely got the worst standard of deal.
17:07You literally have the pool.
17:09Now, you did everything big but that bedroom over there.
17:13I told you first time, but goddammit, I didn't want the first time as well.
17:16You know how you get a Christmas gift that you don't want?
17:18Your mama said, you better be grateful.
17:20Give it back.
17:20Give it back.
17:21You gotta show that you're grateful.
17:23Why would you put me in the pool house?
17:26Okay, cheekbones.
17:26I got you.
17:28For the rest of the remaining ladies, you guys have to figure it out for yourselves.
17:32Stop talking.
17:32What?
17:33You what?
17:35This is what I wanted, Auntie Wei.
17:38I'm good, right?
17:39I'm first.
17:40I got this.
17:41Wait a minute.
17:43They done gave us the bullshit, and they got to pick their room.
17:46I closed my door.
17:48Uh-oh.
17:51Yes, I wanted this room.
17:59Look at this bed.
18:01I think the twins bad bigger than this.
18:05Ew, they got a stain on it.
18:07I know this cannot be the luxurious life.
18:10The last time that I done been in a hotel room like this is in high school.
18:15I have leveled up.
18:16You know, I know that I might be going through my financial situations, but the finances ain't this goddamn bad.
18:23What time we got to eat?
18:25Oh, my goodness.
18:25Okay, so you should probably reach out to your glam now.
18:28It's 7.30, so I think they're coming at 8 o'clock, so.
18:30Should we go put our feet in our pool?
18:32We can, because they can.
18:34You have to carry this up the stairs.
18:36Is the elevator ready?
18:37No.
18:38Mm-hmm.
18:39Hi.
18:39Uh-oh.
18:40Hi.
18:41You ain't got no wristband on.
18:43You're right.
18:44Security let me in.
18:45No, this the one.
18:46This the one I'm talking about.
18:47I'm in all the rooms that you want to be in.
18:49Baby, I'm in all the rooms.
18:50Not the one got me in, honey.
18:51You're not.
18:52Okay, well, then why does no one in any other rooms know you, sweetheart?
18:55You're not.
18:55We don't need you over here in this room.
18:56Right.
18:57Security gave me access.
18:59Well, I hope you took that cash out, security.
19:03We all okay?
19:04No.
19:04I just really tried to come spend some time with you.
19:05We not okay.
19:06You know what?
19:07When she said two people are really, really close, I knew she was talking about y'all.
19:12I didn't think she was going to say Drew and I, but you guys are, like, inseparable.
19:16Huh?
19:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:17Oh, my gosh.
19:18I mean, I feel the love.
19:20Like, you guys don't feel the love.
19:22You don't feel the love from anybody, though?
19:24No.
19:24Do you want to cross for Drew?
19:26No.
19:27I don't have a freaking frack.
19:29Well, hey.
19:30Frack is whack.
19:31Oh, from your mouth, not mine.
19:34It doesn't matter who's frick and who's frack.
19:36They're both whack and they both should be in the pool house.
19:38They both have equal amounts of whackness.
19:41Portia's wacky.
19:42The girl had the man sitting at the head of the table of her ex-husband's house, Phaedra.
19:47I love her dearly, but she just trying to be with her whack friend.
19:51And she know her friend whack.
19:53Kelly speaks for herself.
19:55Yeah.
19:57I know.
19:57Everybody, you know, just sitting on.
20:00I'm definitely going to talk my talk.
20:02Absolutely, I said frickin' frack is whack.
20:03I got to sit in Cha-Cha's bed tonight.
20:07Cha-Cha, no.
20:08Girl, no.
20:10We know Angela is going to run in Charles' shoes and run back to that big house and tell
20:14him exactly what we said.
20:19Sorry, his knees ain't that good.
20:21Hold on.
20:35Now I got to figure out what I'm going to put on this .
20:42Babe.
20:44Hey, how's it going?
20:45Oh, my God.
20:46So, you know, I thought we had a really, like, nice house, right?
20:50Which it is nice.
20:51The house is nice.
20:52But then there's a outhouse.
20:54Like a guest house area.
20:56And they put me and Kelly over here.
20:58Babe, let me just show you what it look like.
21:02First of all, look at the stains on this bed.
21:07Gerald just laughed.
21:09You see this in the seat?
21:11Yeah.
21:12Y'all call this the house of faith, the cost of the faith, right?
21:16Why are faith that these rooms are going to get clean at some point?
21:20Babe, can I call you, like, in two minutes?
21:21From your clean house?
21:23Fine.
21:27Y'all cooking on this side the whole town?
21:29No.
21:30Oh, y'all don't cook at the main house.
21:32Y'all just cook at the outhouse.
21:35Pool house, outhouse.
21:37Dog house, friend house.
21:38She definitely put us in her outhouse.
21:44Ew, where do we want to sit?
21:46Oh, my God.
21:46This is so cute.
21:48This must be my table.
21:49Oh, yeah.
21:49There you go, right there.
21:50You went over that on the girls' holiday.
21:53So first of all, I went over there.
21:56The problem is, is somebody didn't clean it.
21:59They didn't even change their clothes.
22:00Huh?
22:01So they not trying to come to dinner.
22:02Well, what you mean?
22:06Coming up, you're bringing a sense of hostility.
22:10Like, you were attacking us or attacking us for picking the room.
22:15Attacking who?
22:22You went over that on the girls' holiday.
22:24The problem is, is somebody didn't clean it.
22:26And they didn't even change their clothes.
22:28Huh?
22:28So they not trying to come to dinner.
22:30Oh, well, what you mean?
22:31They didn't change their clothes.
22:32They don't want to take my clothes.
22:32They're not coming over here?
22:33No.
22:34Kay is skipping dinner, too.
22:35She ain't got her makeup done.
22:36Why is Kay's skipping dinner?
22:37They're going to skip dinner.
22:38Okay.
22:38I'm like, yeah!
22:40Okay, we in the color scheme a little bit, us three.
22:42It's cute.
22:42She just said that Kay is skipping dinner,
22:44Shamia is skipping dinner,
22:45and Kelly is skipping dinner.
22:47And why is that?
22:49Why is Kay skipping dinner?
22:50I don't understand.
22:51Because her makeup artist didn't come.
22:52What's the take?
22:53What do you think you feel?
22:54Nothing.
22:54I just needed, you know, my glam.
22:56Yeah.
22:56And everybody glam.
22:57Everybody glam here.
22:58Do I got a call in the glam squad?
23:00Because I'll pick up the phone and call somebody.
23:02I'm sticking to the glam squad for here,
23:03and I don't want nobody else.
23:05Come on now.
23:06Cynthia said this whole dinner.
23:08I ain't going to go in there.
23:08But that's...
23:08Oh, my God.
23:09My asshole got her grease on.
23:11Yes.
23:12So why is Shamia and Kelly not coming?
23:14They just mad?
23:15Why?
23:15They don't want to come to dinner
23:16because they didn't even take a bath
23:17because the shower was so dirty.
23:19Y'all not coming to dinner?
23:20Girl, our room is so dirty.
23:23I don't feel like that.
23:24I haven't showered and gotten dressed.
23:26Like, I'm just not even in the mood.
23:28Okay, well, here's the thing.
23:29Did we tell Cynthia so she can have somebody come clean it?
23:32Like, give her an opportunity to clean it.
23:33Yeah, I was looking for her.
23:34I can't.
23:35I would.
23:35I never mind seeing her.
23:36I feel like Puddin and Shamia,
23:39out of all the girls in the group,
23:40should have been okay with coming to the dinner,
23:42no matter what.
23:43She's going out of her way for the entire group for this trip,
23:46and I feel like that's really big.
23:48Give her some grace.
23:50You better come through.
23:52So you know we missing some guests?
23:53I know.
23:54You know, I just got phone with Shamia and Kelly,
23:57and they informed me that their room is not clean.
24:00It's disgusting.
24:01Hi, babe.
24:02Hey, girl.
24:03I just want to update you.
24:04We're not going to make dinner.
24:07Why?
24:07Because Kelly and I don't care about the size.
24:09We just care about how, the cleanliness of it all.
24:12I totally apologize.
24:13I didn't know what it was.
24:14No, it's not your fault.
24:16Staying on the sheets, like.
24:17What?
24:17No, no, no.
24:18This is not conducive.
24:19And anybody who stayed in there would feel the same way.
24:21You know what I'm saying?
24:22100%.
24:22Anybody.
24:23And I just want to say thank you.
24:25Oh, yeah.
24:26Because my little house on the prairie
24:27is actually really nice.
24:28Oh, I thought you were talking about your house.
24:30I thought your house was nice.
24:32OK.
24:33I'm happy, but I am going to give Shamia and Kelly my room.
24:36That's what I was going to say.
24:36But what are we going to do tonight?
24:37So you're going to give them your room?
24:39I'm going to give them my room.
24:39OK.
24:40And you're going to stay with me
24:41or either Kay Michelle?
24:42OK, yes.
24:43OK.
24:43Yes.
24:44Hey, cutie.
24:45Yes!
24:46And she brought up some dinner!
24:49Glam for what?
24:50You so bad, buddy.
24:51I'm a mess.
24:52Girl, please.
24:53I look pretty.
24:55I feel like I look a mess, though, y'all.
24:57Oh, my gosh.
24:58I don't go nowhere without looking OK.
25:00And I've been asking about glam.
25:02I'm trying to figure out glam.
25:03Glam is important to me.
25:05Let me tell you why.
25:07I can't even color in a coloring book.
25:09I definitely don't know how to paint my face, curl my hair,
25:12or do anything.
25:14And when I step out, I want to look great.
25:19You know, I really had, like, looking forward to this trip,
25:22honestly.
25:23It's like how everything happens, right?
25:25Like, all of that happened before I left.
25:27My ex decided that he was going to do this press conference
25:31with people holding up signs, showing our children,
25:35trying to take his parental rights.
25:38It's not as though he wants to get the girls
25:40and spend time with the girls.
25:42It's more of him wanting to inconvenience me.
25:44Tell me.
25:47The fact that you would go to that extent,
25:50exposing our children to something that they
25:53know nothing about, is a very hurtful thing.
25:55Same person who says, oh, I didn't do these things,
25:58and oh, I did that, is now trying to stop the kids
26:02from filming.
26:03Look here, mama.
26:04I'm sorry.
26:06And you can cry.
26:07It's OK.
26:07That's OK.
26:08You've been going through a lot of stuff.
26:09You've got to get it out.
26:11I've hit rock bottom.
26:12My room is rock bottom.
26:13My life is rock bottom.
26:16Everything about this trip is not what I envision it to be.
26:19You are always being strong.
26:22You're the strong daughter to your parents and Nana.
26:26You are the strong mom to the girls.
26:29Like, but somebody's got to be strong for you.
26:31So it's OK.
26:33We care.
26:33We here for you.
26:34We got your back, OK?
26:37Hi.
26:38Hi.
26:39Hello, gorgeous.
26:40How are you?
26:40Today, the chef has prepared a spring mix salad.
26:45We also have a pan seared Chilean sea bass.
26:48Ooh.
26:49I'm ready for that.
26:51OK, what you got for the bacon?
26:52Top with a tarragon risotto.
26:54Mm-hmm.
26:54And then for the gala, for every dish that we have,
26:57we're pairing with each tequila.
26:59Dinner is basically a tasting tonight for the upcoming gala
27:04that I will be hosting.
27:06Who's coming?
27:07All the who's who's of Dallas.
27:08And of course, I have allowed the ladies
27:10to invite their significant others.
27:12And there is a vegan version of it as well.
27:16Oh.
27:16We will have some leftovers.
27:17We'll have some food in the kitchen.
27:19Yes.
27:19Cole, if you could pick up two boxes.
27:22I'm going to have a pool delivery to the pool.
27:24Over there?
27:25A little bit.
27:25OK.
27:25Yeah, when everything is done.
27:26OK, awesome.
27:27Yeah, I'll take it.
27:29Well, I feel like the spokesperson for everybody.
27:31Well, her makeup is not done.
27:32Because you got all of it.
27:33You got all of it.
27:35I'm everywhere.
27:37OK, I'm moving around.
27:39When I see that my friends are hurting,
27:41I genuinely want to know what's happening.
27:42And it doesn't make Cynthia or anybody else at the table
27:46less of my friends.
27:47But these are the women that I've gotten the opportunity
27:49to bond with.
27:50And if they're visibly upset, I know that it's not
27:53for just no reason.
27:54Is there an intention on the room arrangement?
27:56What was the thought process behind that?
27:58Was it by, like, who you were closest to,
28:00who you liked the most?
28:01No, not really.
28:02I really honestly, when I saw the pool house together,
28:06I immediately thought about Kelly and Shamia.
28:09Because they are close.
28:10To be honest, when Shamia and Kelly FaceTimed me,
28:13they didn't have any of the energy that you had,
28:15to be honest.
28:16They did not.
28:16Last time I checked, Kelly and Shamia had a mouth.
28:19And a voice.
28:21The tiny house.
28:22The only house you need to be worried about.
28:25I went over there.
28:26You know, I spoke to Kelly and Shamia.
28:29And I was just like, why do you guys think that you were,
28:32you know, selected for these rooms?
28:34And they were uncertain.
28:35So what are they saying about how they think this is?
28:36Kelly said a frickin' frack is whack.
28:38I'm like, y'all should be over there.
28:40So we got called whack because they got a room over there?
28:42We are not over there?
28:43We didn't pick the wall.
28:43Well, frickin' frack, y'all are the best friends
28:46that she'd be over there and not them.
28:51I am not at all mad about their comment about frickin' frack
28:55because you've got Dom Perignon, which would be Portia and I.
28:59And then you got Andre.
29:02Ren and Stimpy are whack.
29:04Shamia and Kelly felt like it might have been a little dig.
29:07Like, why did they go to the house?
29:08A dig? What kind of dig?
29:09I don't know.
29:12I asked.
29:13How do you feel about the house and arrangement, though?
29:16Is it getting random?
29:17Is it getting intentional?
29:19It's giving.
29:20What's happening?
29:21Do you feel like that may have been the case?
29:23At first, I did. I'm not gonna lie.
29:24Because that's the energy you're bringing.
29:26Yeah.
29:26You're bringing a sense of hostility like she did this.
29:29I love Cynthia.
29:30I know, but I think it was a situation
29:33where you were almost attacking us or attacking her
29:36for picking the room.
29:38But I don't know y'all like that.
29:39I'm getting to know y'all, so, like, this is new for me.
29:41Cynthia, this is absolutely beautiful.
29:43It's beautiful.
29:44You did a wonderful job.
29:45You didn't know.
29:46You brought us here on an amazing bus.
29:48This house is beautiful.
29:49It's more land and things to do outside of your room.
29:52And I think that you rectifying the room, being clean,
29:55is the most that you were expected to do.
29:57It's a bit much.
29:59Like, we get it.
29:59We got it.
30:00The girls don't wanna come.
30:01I feel like once Pinky makes her point,
30:04she then picks up a hammer and hammers it in some more.
30:07Yeah, we got it.
30:08I was gonna ask Portia, have you talked to Kelly?
30:11No.
30:11Did you get a chance to talk to her?
30:12Okay.
30:12Are y'all gonna talk tonight, though?
30:14I don't really even know.
30:15I feel like the last time my extension
30:19was sending her flowers to her event.
30:21Right.
30:21I felt like that was a gesture.
30:23I don't know if she took it as a beautiful gesture.
30:25Well, actually, I do.
30:26She said it was some broken flowers from a broken person.
30:32So I said, okay.
30:33Yeah, she did.
30:34You said that she slept with a married man.
30:36Was that because she said something about you first?
30:38That's the part that I...
30:39No.
30:39So that's true.
30:40I knew that or whatever.
30:43I mean, two wrongs don't make a right.
30:45I don't know exactly what she said to you,
30:47but I'm sure that it was hurtful.
30:48And I heard that it was hurtful.
30:49She said the exact same thing to me,
30:51except it was not true.
30:52I'm just trying to figure out between Portia and Kelly
30:55what the appeal is about somebody's husband.
30:58I, as a wife, take my vows seriously.
31:00I don't understand a woman who wants to somebody's husband.
31:03So that's a big accusation to make,
31:06especially Portia, after what you said about my husband.
31:10I just felt like, yes, I do want to move forward
31:13because I like Kelly.
31:14She like me.
31:15But there's other things amongst the group
31:17that haven't been talked about.
31:19Really?
31:19Yeah.
31:20Like what?
31:20I don't know.
31:21Is everybody's hearts and minds clear here?
31:23Phaedra and Pinky, are you guys good
31:26from the last conversation that y'all had?
31:50Yeah, I feel like.
31:51I, I...
31:52Was it squashed?
31:53You know?
31:54Well, I feel like it was spoke about.
31:56But we really didn't...
31:56It was spoke about.
31:57We didn't talk about it because it got a little rye-rye
31:59in the store.
32:00Yeah.
32:00Phaedra, Ryan, told me why you ain't meek.
32:01I ain't never told no boy, you ain't no meek.
32:03Yeah, you did.
32:04No, I did not.
32:05Now, why was you being lost?
32:06Well, she doesn't like me.
32:08OK, hold on, y'all.
32:09We're at my event.
32:10Hold on, can I take a sock in?
32:11No, no, no, not here.
32:12We're not doing that here.
32:12We're not arguing.
32:13Right, I know, but we're not doing that here.
32:16Right.
32:17What?
32:17Oh, you weren't there.
32:18Oh, oh, yeah, yeah.
32:19OK, so what happened was that?
32:20So she had a vegan event.
32:21Yes.
32:22So there's been around a rumor mill
32:24that Phaedra said that I eat meat.
32:27You worried about me saying you eat meat when the people
32:30are on the national news talking about you
32:32didn't pay your rent?
32:35I think your priorities are misplaced.
32:37Let it go, sister.
32:38Get delivered.
32:40And then who was it?
32:41Was it you?
32:42Well, Angela told me it was Shamia that told you.
32:44Angela said it was Shamia, because we went out
32:46when we went to her house.
32:47Baby says she be eating meat.
32:51Me and Shamia, we cool, but I would never even
32:55be that casual with her.
32:56She said, I said, woo child, Pinky eat meat.
32:59And I'm like.
33:02Like, before she started this vegan stuff,
33:03that girl used to have a Jamaican restaurant.
33:06What?
33:07Serving meat, honey.
33:08She used to serve.
33:08No way.
33:10And how it was brought to me was that, like,
33:13it was a serious thing.
33:14At first, when I heard it, I thought it was a joke.
33:15I'm like, OK, I brushed it off.
33:16But you know, I'm a business woman, and I got a vegan business.
33:19So when they kept saying that you said that, I'm like, wait,
33:21she could be messing up my business.
33:22Like, I got money to make.
33:23You know what I'm saying?
33:24So when I asked you, and you was like, well, no,
33:25I didn't say that.
33:26I'm like, OK, well, who said it then?
33:27I ain't playing with Pinky.
33:30Baby, that girl not even really vegan.
33:32Stop.
33:34Time out.
33:34So why Phaedra say that, though?
33:36Why Phaedra just said that, though?
33:37Somebody see her eating a steak.
33:39Bitch, shut up.
33:41Didn't she say that girl ate meat on the call?
33:44You know, Phaedra be knowing what she said,
33:45because she record everything on the Apple Watch.
33:47She might be more on point than I am.
33:50Everybody know Jamaica's got meat.
33:52They heavy on the meat, actually.
33:54Oxtail, goat, beef, jerk, chicken, extra jerk.
33:57Heavy on the jerk.
33:58See, Phaedra tried to trick me.
34:00Damn, now I got to do another apology.
34:02God.
34:05How are you feeling about the new album?
34:08Girl, country music is different.
34:10They don't release, like, R&B and hip-hop.
34:13They release, like, every six to eight weeks.
34:16Oh.
34:16And they keep on, they build on momentum.
34:20They keep on putting out singles,
34:21and then they go with an album.
34:22The album is complete to the label.
34:25But as long as life is lifing, I'm going to be right.
34:30I think I got some songs to add.
34:33Look at this goddess.
34:35Hi.
34:36Hi.
34:36Hey, beautiful.
34:38Are you guys having a little picnic over here?
34:40Girl.
34:42Just doing the best you can do.
34:43The best we can do.
34:44The best we can do with what we got.
34:47So, ladies, are you guys good?
34:50I wanted to let you know that they're working on getting the room cleaned and everything.
34:56That was the only issue, was the cleanliness of the room, right?
35:01Because I know that's unacceptable.
35:02I think it was, like, saying you guys were really mad, completely inappropriate.
35:04I think you was right.
35:05We weren't appropriate.
35:06Like, it was dirty.
35:07I mean, it was frustrating.
35:09You would never intentionally do that, right?
35:10No, absolutely not.
35:11We're best friends.
35:12We're just not dirty friends.
35:13Correct.
35:14Right.
35:14I know.
35:15If y'all say dirty one more time.
35:17Please stop saying dirty.
35:19When we did the initial walkthrough, I didn't notice that the room was dirty, because I know
35:25a dirty room when I see one, and I just don't recall it being dirty.
35:28But I'm happy to make sure the lady of the house has someone come and clean it.
35:33You guys know I love you.
35:34You are amazing.
35:35Come here.
35:36See you later, Cynthia.
35:37What's the beat?
35:38It's giving house divided.
35:40You think it's giving divided?
35:41No, I do.
35:42Actually, yeah.
35:42That's probably giving divided.
35:43Am I still divided?
35:44I don't have no problems with nobody here, nobody there.
35:46What you looking at, Angela?
35:47Angela.
35:48Say it with your chest, Angela.
35:50You said it already.
35:51It's not that type of time.
35:52And I'm not making it that type of time.
35:54But go ahead.
35:55I'm not.
35:55Are you bothered me?
35:56Oh, absolutely not.
35:57You come across as bothered.
35:57Not by you.
35:59Absolutely not by you.
36:00By me?
36:01Absolutely not.
36:03Is this the C at all?
36:05Is this the DINICIO?
36:06At all.
36:07You're not at all.
36:08At all.
36:09So what were you saying though?
36:10I asked, are you bothered?
36:12Not by you.
36:12Absolutely not for what?
36:14That's a joke.
36:14Wait, wait, wait, what?
36:15This is turning.
36:16Why would I be bothered by you?
36:17I'm asking.
36:18You don't pose yourself as a threat to me.
36:19I wasn't trying to be a threat to you, but you come across as bothered.
36:23Ma'am, there's nothing on you from head to toe that I'm bothered by at all.
36:26That's an insecurity screaming.
36:28Funny.
36:29Insecure about what?
36:30They're insecure about-
36:30Come on.
36:30You're looking at the physical.
36:31We can go dollar for dollar.
36:32The physical.
36:33We can go whatever.
36:34You want to have a walk-off?
36:35I am.
36:35Let's do it.
36:36Because you've been bothered.
36:37No.
36:37Definitely not bothered by you.
36:39Definitely not bothered by you.
36:41It wasn't about me, but you made it about me.
36:43I never made it about you.
36:45You made it about me.
36:55I wasn't trying to be a threat to you, but you come across as bothered.
36:58Come on.
36:59You're looking at the physical.
37:00We can go dollar for dollar man.
37:01Bitch.
37:02Details as high as hell.
37:03Bitch.
37:04Bitch.
37:05What is happening?
37:07Damn.
37:08Bitch stands for best in taking control of herself.
37:11Call me Miss Bitch Oakley.
37:13Yeah.
37:13I like that.
37:14It is something going on.
37:16Oh.
37:18Bitch.
37:18It's a term of entertainment.
37:19Uh-uh.
37:20I am a bad bitch.
37:21Bad bitch that doesn't pay a bill.
37:24How many houses do you have now?
37:25Bitch, you can never touch the money that I've got to touch in my life.
37:26I can throw a rock and hit 10 people off.
37:29Honey, it's multi-million dollar business.
37:31Multi-million dollar bill.
37:32I have a lot of money.
37:33My husband is paying me.
37:34I had no employees.
37:34Okay, turn your fan on.
37:36You sweaty.
37:36I never cancel Christmas for my employees.
37:38What are you talking about?
37:39Baby, how you doing again?
37:40You owe people.
37:41What are you talking about?
37:42You owe employees, baby.
37:44I don't owe no employees.
37:45You sure about that?
37:46At all.
37:46How much do you owe your foreclosers?
37:48I don't owe them anything.
37:49They took them from you, baby.
37:50You owe everybody from the people across the street.
37:53I owe you a new lace front.
37:54Hey, Mr. Clean.
37:56Don't do it, Papa Smurf.
37:57And I owe you some new veneers, okay?
38:00Because that overbite that you got going on, I guess.
38:02Girl, not the way your teeth call me, though.
38:03I know you ain't.
38:04The incestuous teeth you got.
38:05They very bad.
38:06Don't do that.
38:08This is a duel, honey.
38:10And I'm not sure who is going to fall on the sword.
38:12Bitch, don't you got menopause.
38:14No, I don't.
38:15Talk to me when you get your business back.
38:17Talk to me when you get your price.
38:17Bitch, I just want my bitches.
38:18No, you didn't.
38:19Cash.
38:19No, you didn't.
38:20Cash.
38:21You can kiss my ass.
38:26Someone tells me to kiss their ass.
38:28I need it to be a romp rose, not a flat stake.
38:31I want to lift it and pull it out.
38:34With my money, bitch.
38:35You're not my type.
38:35My money.
38:35Oh, you're definitely not my type with your sweaty ass.
38:37So what?
38:38So what?
38:39Only person that's looking for you is that lash glue
38:41that you need to put on your eyes.
38:42That you borrow from me, girl?
38:43Let me tell you why you a hatin' ass bitch.
38:45I'm a hatin' ass bitch.
38:46You seem so empathetic.
38:48I am.
38:48This is why I don't hate with females,
38:50because you's a vile female.
38:51I'll you out of here.
38:52Oh, you gonna go?
38:54You not finished?
38:54Oh, no, I'm not going nowhere.
38:55You not finished selling people?
38:56No, I'm just going nowhere.
38:57Actually, you know what?
38:59Let me tell you something.
39:00In all of my years, never seen this before.
39:03And I've never seen somebody pursue a walk-off
39:06and then reverse Uno and sit back down.
39:09I don't know what she thought she was doing
39:11or what she thought she was gonna do,
39:13but she ain't doing it.
39:15I don't need a lecture.
39:16But what I am gonna say, I'm not real.
39:18And I thought that I liked you, too.
39:19I don't like you.
39:20Let me tell you why I don't like you.
39:23I don't like you.
39:23I don't like you.
39:23Because you sat in front of my face.
39:25No, I didn't like you.
39:25And you just said something about the fact
39:27that I'm going through what I'm going through
39:28with my business.
39:29you.
39:29I think I give a .
39:30You don't.
39:31I don't think I give a .
39:33Your husband don't even like you.
39:34I don't.
39:35We don't have a living and wife in the basement.
39:37Who?
39:37What are you talking about?
39:38What?
39:39What?
39:39What?
39:42She said a what?
39:43Her in the basement?
39:44Now, we got a husband in the basement,
39:46but you got a wife in the basement?
39:48Angela, at this point,
39:49probably needs to mind her business
39:50because she probably got somebody in her basement, too,
39:52but she just don't know about it.
39:53Let you low.
39:54Stop.
39:55And you won't disrespect me.
39:56You won't disrespect me.
39:57You won't disrespect me.
39:58So I guess we just see four bitches sitting in a tree.
40:00We are.
40:00We're millions in assets.
40:03Millions in assets, though.
40:04Millions in assets, bitch.
40:05Millions in assets.
40:06Millions in assets.
40:07Millions in assets.
40:08You must be obsessed.
40:09You know everything about me.
40:10I don't know nothing about you,
40:11but you know enough about me
40:12to keep a conversation going.
40:14I would never.
40:15I would never.
40:15I would never.
40:17You're not that attractive.
40:18It's clear that,
40:19and you not,
40:19take that wig off.
40:20Take them lashes off and take that lip off.
40:22Let's see how you look.
40:23Y'all get the same man I got.
40:24No.
40:24You gonna look like a boy.
40:25Damon.
40:28Damon.
40:29Oh, wait.
40:30Who is Damon?
40:32All the Damon's I know are pretty handsome.
40:36Pull that out the rabbit out there.
40:38Maybe y'all can just have a seat.
40:41Bring down the aggression a little bit.
40:43Jesus.
40:46Did y'all remember that?
40:48I'm there.
40:48Yeah, we did.
40:49I don't want to argue with you, Angela.
40:51Girl.
40:52I love you.
40:53That sounds like a peace offering.
40:54I don't want to argue with you.
40:55I don't want to argue with you.
40:57No, but if we can take it back, your tone.
41:00I'm not saying you bothered by me,
41:01and that wasn't what I was trying to say.
41:03Your tone does come across as aggressive.
41:06Okay.
41:06This was not on my bucket list
41:08to be a part of the war of words
41:10between Angela and Pinky,
41:11but boy, has it been most satisfying to me.
41:15Oh, my goodness.
41:16They are the same people.
41:18I love it.
41:18Both in a lot of debt.
41:20Hmm.
41:24Hey, hey.
41:24You don't want to sit down.
41:26I'll sit with her.
41:27Okay.
41:29I am very confused with Kay's energy.
41:31She doesn't want to have a seat.
41:33She doesn't want to eat.
41:34I don't know.
41:34But I haven't gotten to know her to know how she is.
41:37It's giving crank.
41:39It's giving cranky.
41:39Well, y'all look beautiful.
41:40I look crazy.
41:42But y'all look absolutely gorgeous.
41:45I look crazy.
41:46I look like this morning.
41:47I will see y'all a little bit later.
41:49Y'all went, I mean, like, to the piss of hell.
41:51I'm going to get on your back.
41:52If you're going to hell, I want to go, too.
41:54That's where y'all went at.
41:55Make her the ticket for two.
41:57Damn.
41:58My God.
42:00Yeah.
42:00Damn.
42:02It was a dinner from hell,
42:03but as a lady of faith,
42:05I am just asking the Lord to ensure
42:09that we have a great time
42:11and Shamia and Kelly leave me alone
42:13about the pool house and Pinky.
42:15That's my prayer tonight.
42:17Let's go get a change of rail
42:18before anything else pop off around here.
42:22Next time on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
42:27Your energy was a little...
42:29Today is a new day.
42:31It's giving more Oprah Winfrey.
42:33Fine side chat.
42:34I don't know why you're feeling like
42:35we don't appreciate you.
42:36You guys keep talking about it.
42:38Bitch, you tried to scissor me.
42:40Are you insane?
42:41I tried to scissor you.
42:42You're right back.
42:43I had chili cheese spread out with me.
42:44I don't want to scissor you.
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