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00:00:00I love you.
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00:03:40It's a sad, sad state of affairs
00:03:43we're in
00:03:43that has led to this
00:03:45Ominous wedding
00:03:46How could our family
00:03:48have come to this?
00:03:49TO HAVE HER DAUGHTER
00:03:51TO The Nouvelle Riche
00:03:52they're so common
00:03:53of course
00:03:54IT couldn't be worse
00:03:55Couldn't be worse?
00:03:57I'm afraid I disagree
00:03:58there could be land rich
00:03:59bankrupt at restom releasing
00:04:01without a penny to their name
00:04:02just like you
00:04:04au-de**
00:04:06O DER
00:04:08And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must grow.
00:04:18According to plan, our daughter will win, according to plan, our family left from the depths of deepest poverty to
00:04:30the noble realm of our ancestry.
00:04:33And who would have guessed in a million years that our daughter, with a face of an altar in disgrace,
00:04:40would provide our children to a rightful place?
00:04:51Oh, he'll be God. What if Victor and I don't like each other?
00:04:57As if that has anything to do with marriage. Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
00:05:03Surely you must. A little.
00:05:06Of course not. Get those corsets laced properly. I can hear you speak without gasping.
00:05:19You certainly hooked a winner this time, Victor.
00:05:21Now all you have to do is reel her in.
00:05:24I'm already reeling, Mother. Shouldn't Victoria Everglot be marrying a lord or something?
00:05:29Oh, nonsense. We're every bit as good as the Everglots. I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's
00:05:36life.
00:05:36But I've never even spoken to her.
00:05:39Well, at least we have that in our favour.
00:05:43May you silence that blasted coffin!
00:05:51Marriage is a partnership. A little tit for tat.
00:05:55You'd think a lifetime watching us might have taught her that.
00:06:01Might have taught her that.
00:06:02Everything must be perfect!
00:06:05Everything must be perfect!
00:06:07Perfect! That's why everything, every last little thing,
00:06:10Every single tiny microscopic little thing must go
00:06:15According to plan!
00:06:21The way standing, look!
00:06:23It might be not wickets or something! What's it?
00:06:26Oh!
00:06:33Oh my goodness! Oh, such grandeur! Such impeccable teeth!
00:06:39Oh, beautiful, innit?
00:06:42Hmph!
00:06:43It's not as big as our place, dear.
00:06:48Hmph!
00:06:48A little bit shabby, really, isn't it?
00:06:51Lord and Lady Everglot, Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort.
00:06:58Why, you must be Miss Victoria.
00:07:01Yes, I must say, you don't look a day over 20.
00:07:04No, yes.
00:07:06Smile, darling, smile.
00:07:13Well, hello. What a pleasure. Welcome to our home.
00:07:18Oh, thank you.
00:07:20We'll be taking tea in the West Drawing Room.
00:07:25Well, do come this way, it's just right.
00:07:27Oh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:07:30Who is your decorator?
00:07:32Nice tiles. Shame about the drinks.
00:07:34Oh, my husband says such foolish things.
00:07:36You're usually ignoring me.
00:07:38Ah, yes. It's usually best.
00:07:40BANG!
00:07:45BANG!
00:07:47BANG!
00:07:48BANG!
00:07:48BANG!
00:07:59BANG!
00:07:59BANG!
00:07:59BANG!
00:08:00BANG!
00:08:00BANG!
00:08:01BANG!
00:08:02BANG!
00:09:14Miss Everglot, how rude of me to...
00:09:16Well, excuse me.
00:09:22Mother won't let me near the piano.
00:09:24Music is improper for a young lady.
00:09:27Too passionate, she says.
00:09:30If I may ask, Miss Everglot, where is your chaperone?
00:09:37Perhaps in view of the circumstances, you could call me Victoria.
00:09:45Yes, of course.
00:09:48Victoria?
00:09:49Yes?
00:09:50Victor?
00:09:52Tomorrow we are to be...
00:09:58Married?
00:10:00Yes.
00:10:02Married.
00:10:04Since I was a child, I've dreamt of my wedding day.
00:10:09I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with.
00:10:12Someone to spend the rest of my life with.
00:10:16Silly, isn't it?
00:10:17Yes, silly.
00:10:19No.
00:10:20No, not at all.
00:10:22No.
00:10:22Oh, dear.
00:10:24I'm sorry.
00:10:31What impropriety is this?
00:10:34You shouldn't be alone together.
00:10:37Here it is, one minute before five, and you're not at the rehearsal.
00:10:40Master Galswell's is waiting.
00:10:43Come at once.
00:10:46Master Mandort, from the beginning, again.
00:10:51With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
00:10:57Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
00:11:03With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:11:09With this, with this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:11:15Let's try it again.
00:11:17Yes.
00:11:18Yes, sir.
00:11:19With this candle.
00:11:23This candle.
00:11:27This candle.
00:11:29Shall I get up there and do it for you?
00:11:31Don't get all the flatter, do you?
00:11:33Oh.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:39With this candle.
00:11:43Continue.
00:11:46Get the door, Emil.
00:11:49Let's just pick it up at the candle bit.
00:11:55A Lord Barkus, sir.
00:12:01I haven't ahead for dates.
00:12:04Apparently, I'm a day early for the ceremony.
00:12:08You see, from your side of the family.
00:12:11I can't recall.
00:12:12Emil, a seat for Lord Barkus.
00:12:20Do carry on.
00:12:23Let's try it again, shall we, Master Van Dort?
00:12:28Yes.
00:12:29Yes, sir.
00:12:30Certainly.
00:12:31Right.
00:12:32Right.
00:12:33Oh!
00:12:34Right.
00:12:35With this...
00:12:37This...
00:12:38Hand.
00:12:40With this...
00:12:41Hand.
00:12:43I...
00:12:44Will...
00:12:44Oh!
00:12:45Three steps!
00:12:46Three!
00:12:47Can you not count?
00:12:48Do you not wish to be married, Master Van Dort?
00:12:51No!
00:12:52No!
00:12:52You do not?
00:12:53No!
00:12:54I meant, no, I do not, not wish to be married.
00:12:57That is, I want very much to...
00:12:59Ow!
00:13:00Pay attention!
00:13:01Have you even remembered to bring the ring?
00:13:05The ring?
00:13:05Yes.
00:13:06Of course.
00:13:10Oh!
00:13:11Dropping the ring!
00:13:12Oh, no!
00:13:12He's dropped the ring!
00:13:13This boy doesn't want to get married!
00:13:16Oh, disgrace!
00:13:17Excuse me.
00:13:18Got it.
00:13:20Oh!
00:13:21Oh!
00:13:22Out of the way, you minnie!
00:13:25Oh, dear.
00:13:27Oh, my idiot.
00:13:27Oh, my God.
00:13:28Help!
00:13:29Demand, is it?
00:13:30Oh, my God.
00:13:32Oh, I hope it doesn't stain.
00:13:34Stop flooding it!
00:13:35Oh, fool!
00:13:39Get a bucket!
00:13:40Get a bucket!
00:13:41I'm on the way, dear.
00:13:43Yes.
00:13:43Oh, dear.
00:13:52Enough!
00:13:53This wedding cannot take place
00:13:55until he is properly prepared.
00:14:00Young man,
00:14:02learn your vows.
00:14:19Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he?
00:14:39Oh, Victoria.
00:14:40Oh, Victoria.
00:14:41She must think I'm such a fool.
00:14:43This day couldn't get any worse.
00:14:45Hear ye, hear ye!
00:14:47Rehearsal in ruins
00:14:49as Van Doorn's boy
00:14:50causes chaos.
00:14:52Fishy fuel, say,
00:14:54could be canned.
00:14:56Ever got so fired up
00:14:58as Van Doorn disaster
00:15:00ruins rehearsal.
00:15:03It really shouldn't be all that difficult.
00:15:06It's just a few simple vows.
00:15:09With this hand,
00:15:10I will take your wine.
00:15:13No.
00:15:15With this hand,
00:15:17I will cup your...
00:15:19Oh, goodness, no.
00:15:23With...
00:15:24this...
00:15:25with this...
00:15:27with this candle,
00:15:28I will...
00:15:31I will...
00:15:33I will...
00:15:33I will set your mother on fire.
00:15:37Oh, it's no use.
00:15:52With this hand,
00:15:54I will lift your sorrows.
00:15:57Your cup will never empty,
00:15:59for I will be your wine.
00:16:03Ah, Mrs. Everglot.
00:16:05You look ravishing this evening.
00:16:08What's that, Mr. Everglot?
00:16:10Call you Dad,
00:16:11if you insist so.
00:16:14With this candle,
00:16:15I will light your way in darkness.
00:16:18With this ring,
00:16:19I ask you
00:16:22to be mine.
00:16:39I don't know.
00:17:18I do.
00:17:46I don't know.
00:18:01I don't know.
00:18:04I don't know.
00:18:08I don't know.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:24I don't know.
00:18:35I don't know.
00:18:44I don't know.
00:19:13I don't know.
00:19:14I don't know.
00:19:42I don't know.
00:19:48I don't know.
00:20:08I don't know.
00:20:26I don't know.
00:20:38I don't know.
00:20:39I don't know.
00:20:53I don't know.
00:21:10I don't know.
00:21:28I don't know.
00:21:39I don't know.
00:21:45I don't know.
00:21:48I don't know.
00:22:10I don't know.
00:22:22I don't know.
00:22:28I don't know.
00:23:11I don't know.
00:23:13I don't know.
00:23:28I don't know.
00:23:42I don't know.
00:23:44I don't know.
00:23:48I don't know.
00:23:49I don't know.
00:24:09I don't know.
00:24:13I don't know.
00:24:34I don't know.
00:24:49I don't know.
00:24:50I don't know.
00:24:50I don't know.
00:24:56I don't know.
00:25:03I don't know.
00:25:12I don't know.
00:25:13I don't know any women.
00:25:14Oh so you thought.
00:25:16Do call for me if you need my assistance.
00:25:20In any way.
00:25:24Good heavens Finis what should we do?
00:25:27Fetch me musket.
00:25:28Oh William do something.
00:25:30The town crier probably just had a slow news day.
00:25:33You know how it is.
00:25:34You need something to cry about.
00:25:36Regardless we are one room short for the wedding to hire.
00:25:40Not to mention the financial implications.
00:25:44The most scandalous embarrassment for us all will give us a chance to find him.
00:25:49We beg of you, just give us until dawn.
00:25:52Very well, till dawn.
00:25:55Victor, darling, where are you?
00:25:58If you ask me, your boyfriend is kind of jumpy.
00:26:03He's not my boyfriend, he's my husband.
00:26:05Victor, where have you gone?
00:26:07OK, I'll keep an eye out for him.
00:26:10Victor!
00:26:15There he goes, there he goes.
00:26:17He's getting away. Quick, quick, after him.
00:26:21Victor!
00:26:29Victor!
00:26:31Where are you?
00:26:35Victor?
00:26:37Where are you gone?
00:26:40Married, huh? I'm a widow.
00:26:42Oh, how rude.
00:26:44He went that way!
00:26:47Victor!
00:26:50Victor, darling!
00:26:53Please, there's been a mistake.
00:26:55I'm not dead.
00:26:58Oh!
00:27:00Excuse me.
00:27:02Excuse me.
00:27:04Excuse me.
00:27:08Victor!
00:27:11Victor!
00:27:12Dead end.
00:27:13Victor!
00:27:15Hello!
00:27:24Woo!
00:27:25Could have used the stairs, silly.
00:27:27Oh!
00:27:28Ow!
00:27:30oh isn't the view beautiful? it takes my breath away. well it would if I had any.
00:27:39isn't it romantic?
00:27:50look I am terribly sorry about what's happened to you and I'd like to help but
00:27:54I really need to get home. this is your home now?
00:27:57but I don't even know your name. well that's a great way to start a marriage.
00:28:03shut up!
00:28:06it's Emily. Emily. oh I almost forgot. I have something for you.
00:28:14it's a wedding present.
00:28:29thank you.
00:28:52Scraps?
00:28:56Scraps!
00:28:58my dog Scraps!
00:29:02oh Scraps, what a good boy!
00:29:05I knew you'd be happy to see him. who's my good boy?
00:29:11good boy Scraps!
00:29:13roll over!
00:29:15good boy Scraps!
00:29:17play dead!
00:29:20sorry.
00:29:23what a cutie!
00:29:24you should have seen him with fur.
00:29:27mother never approved of Scraps jumping up like this.
00:29:30but then again she never approved of anything.
00:29:34you think she would have approved of me.
00:29:37you're lucky you'll never have to meet her.
00:29:41well actually
00:29:42well actually
00:29:44now that you mention it
00:29:45I think you should.
00:29:48in fact
00:29:49since we're you know
00:29:52married you should
00:29:53definitely meet her.
00:29:55and my father too.
00:29:56we should go and see them right now.
00:29:58what a fantastic idea!
00:30:00where are they buried?
00:30:01oh
00:30:03what? what is it?
00:30:04they're not from around here.
00:30:06where are they?
00:30:08oh they're still alive!
00:30:10I'm afraid so.
00:30:12oh well that is a problem.
00:30:13what's that Scraps?
00:30:15oh no.
00:30:16we couldn't possibly.
00:30:19oh well.
00:30:21if you put it like that.
00:30:22what?
00:30:24elder goodnecked
00:30:36elder goodnecked
00:30:38are you there?
00:30:42hello?
00:30:44hello?
00:30:45is anyone home?
00:30:46hello?
00:30:59there you are.
00:31:01oh my dear.
00:31:04there you are.
00:31:05I brought my husband.
00:31:06Victor.
00:31:07what's that?
00:31:08husband?
00:31:10pleasure to meet you sir.
00:31:13we need to go up.
00:31:15upstairs?
00:31:16to visit the land of the living.
00:31:18land of the living?
00:31:22oh my dear.
00:31:24please elder goodnecked.
00:31:26please elder goodnecked.
00:31:26now why go up there when people are dying to get down here?
00:31:30sir i beg you to help.
00:31:32it means so much to me.
00:31:34us?
00:31:35i don't know.
00:31:37i don't know.
00:31:37it's just not natural.
00:31:39please elder goodnecked.
00:31:41surely there must be something you can do.
00:31:43hmm.
00:31:46let me see what i can do.
00:31:48where did i put that book?
00:31:58i have to clear somewhere.
00:32:03there's the one.
00:32:19i have it.
00:32:21a ukrainian haunting spell.
00:32:24just the thing for these quick trips.
00:32:26yes.
00:32:27so glad you thought of this.
00:32:29me too.
00:32:52me too.
00:32:54now then.
00:32:56where were we?
00:32:59the ukrainian haunting spell?
00:33:01ah.
00:33:10ah here we have it.
00:33:13ready?
00:33:14just remember.
00:33:15when you want to come back say.
00:33:17hopscotch.
00:33:18hopscotch?
00:33:19that's it.
00:33:37i've spent so long in the darkness.
00:33:39i'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.
00:33:49what's that?
00:33:51oh.
00:33:51no.
00:33:52ah.
00:33:54oh.
00:33:54what's that?
00:33:55oh.
00:34:07oh.
00:34:08oh.
00:34:09oh.
00:34:10oh.
00:34:10oh.
00:34:10oh.
00:34:11oh.
00:34:11Hey, I think you dropped something.
00:34:33Hold on, hold on.
00:34:36I think I should prepare Mother and Father for the big news.
00:34:42I'll go ahead, and you wait here.
00:34:47Perfect.
00:34:48I won't be long.
00:34:50Stay right here.
00:34:52I'll be right back.
00:34:54Okay.
00:34:56No peeking.
00:35:16Well, if ever I see that fat dog boy, I'll strike him with my bare hands.
00:35:23Your hands are too fat.
00:35:25But his neck is too thin.
00:35:28You'll have to use a rope.
00:35:46I'll be right back.
00:35:47I'll be right back.
00:35:48I'll be right back.
00:35:51Go chew someone else's ear for a while.
00:35:54Victor has gone to see his parents, just like he said.
00:35:58If I hadn't just been sitting in it, I would say that you had lost your mind.
00:36:02I'm sure he has a perfectly good reason for taking so long.
00:36:07Oh, I am sure he does.
00:36:09Why don't you go ask him?
00:36:10All right, I will.
00:36:12After all, he couldn't get far with those cold feet.
00:36:15I'll be right back.
00:36:55Victoria.
00:36:56Victor?
00:36:57I'm so happy to see you.
00:36:59Come by the fire.
00:37:00Where have you been?
00:37:01Are you all right?
00:37:03I...
00:37:04I...
00:37:05Oh, dear.
00:37:07You're as cold as death.
00:37:09What's happened to you?
00:37:11Your coat?
00:37:14Victoria?
00:37:16I confess.
00:37:18This morning, I was terrified of marriage.
00:37:22But then, on meeting you, I felt I should be with you always.
00:37:27And that our wedding could not come soon enough.
00:37:32Oh.
00:37:34Victor.
00:37:35I feel the same.
00:37:43Victoria.
00:37:46I seem to find myself married.
00:37:48And you should know it's unexpected.
00:37:55I'm in here, darling.
00:37:56I just wanted to meet...
00:38:00Darling?
00:38:00Who's this?
00:38:03Who is she?
00:38:04I'm his wife.
00:38:08Victor?
00:38:09Victoria, wait.
00:38:09You don't understand.
00:38:11She's dead.
00:38:12Look.
00:38:14Look.
00:38:16Victoria.
00:38:17Oh, God.
00:38:18Oh, God.
00:38:21No.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:22Victoria!
00:38:23Victoria!
00:38:28You lied to me!
00:38:30Just to get back to that other woman.
00:38:33Don't you understand?
00:38:35You're the other woman.
00:38:36No. You're married to me. She's the other woman.
00:38:44She's got a point.
00:38:46And I thought... I thought this was all going so well.
00:38:52No!
00:39:01Look, I'm sorry, but this just can't work.
00:39:06Why not?
00:39:09It's my eye, isn't it?
00:39:11No. Your eye is... lovely.
00:39:16It's under different circumstances, Will. Who knows?
00:39:21But we're just too different.
00:39:24I mean, you're dead.
00:39:26You should have thought about that before you asked me to marry you.
00:39:29Why can't you understand? It was a mistake. I would never marry you.
00:39:50I'd never marry you.
00:39:51Why can't you seem to turn around?
00:39:55You're dead.
00:40:04I won't marry you.
00:40:05I won't marry you.
00:40:06I won't marry you.
00:40:13I won't marry you.
00:40:19why so blue maybe he's right maybe we are too different maybe he should have his head examined
00:40:28i could do it well perhaps he does belong with her little miss living with her rosy cheeks and
00:40:35beating heart oh those girls are ten a penny you've got so much more you've got you've got
00:40:45you've got a wonderful personality
00:40:54what does that wispy little brat have that you don't have
00:40:58she can't hold a candle to the beauty of your smile how about a pulse overrated by a mile
00:41:06overfound overblown if he only knew the you that we met
00:41:12and that silly little creature isn't wearing his ring and she doesn't play piano or dance or
00:41:18sing no she doesn't compare but she still breathes there who cares
00:41:23unimportant overrated if only he could see how special you can be if he only knew the you that we
00:41:31could see how special you can see how special you can see how special you can see how special you
00:41:38can
00:41:38if i touch a burning candle i can feel the pain
00:41:44if you cut me with a knife if you cut me with a knife it's still the same
00:41:50and i know our heart is beating and i know that i am dead
00:41:56yet the pain here that i feel try and tell me it's not real and it seems that i still
00:42:04have a deal to share
00:42:11the soul redeeming feature from that little creature is that she's alive
00:42:16overrated overblown everybody knows that's just a temporary state which is cured very quickly when
00:42:23we meet our fate who cares unimportant overrated overblown if only he could see how special you can be
00:42:31if you can do the you that we will
00:42:41if i touch a burning candle i can feel no pain in the ice or in the sun it's all
00:42:50the same
00:42:52yet i feel my heart is aching though it doesn't heat it's breaking and the pain here that i feel
00:43:01try and tell me it's not real i know that i am dead yet it seems that i still have
00:43:11some tears to shed
00:43:22it's true mother victor is married to a dead woman i saw her a corpse standing right here
00:43:31with victor victor was in your room i have to help him the scandal oh come sit in your chair
00:43:38dearie you're shaking like a leaf let hilda fetch your blanket
00:43:43fetch her a straitjacket she's completely mad come hold god
00:43:48her
00:44:01so
00:44:16Oh!
00:44:18Oh!
00:44:21Ah!
00:44:22Oh!
00:44:26Ah!
00:44:31Oh!
00:44:32Ah!
00:44:56Miss Everglot, what are you doing here?
00:44:59You should be at home, prostrate with grief.
00:45:01Pastor Corsworth, I have to ask you something.
00:45:05This is most irregular.
00:45:06Please, I beg of you.
00:45:08You are the only one in the village who knows of what awaits beyond the grave.
00:45:13A grim topic for a bride to be.
00:45:16It is a bride, I fear.
00:45:19Which is why I must know.
00:45:21Can the living marry the dead?
00:45:24What on earth are you speaking about?
00:45:27Please, it's Victor.
00:45:28He's married to a corpse.
00:45:30He has a corpse, bride.
00:45:33There must be some way to undo what's been done.
00:45:38I believe I know the thing to do.
00:45:42Come with me.
00:45:47Victoria, where are your corsets?
00:45:49She's speaking in tongues of unholy alliances.
00:45:53Her mind has come undone, I fear.
00:45:55It's not true.
00:45:56Let me go.
00:45:57Let me go.
00:45:58Thank you, Pastor Galswells.
00:46:00Thank you so very much.
00:46:03Take her to her room.
00:46:05No, I'm telling the truth.
00:46:07Victor needs my help.
00:46:10Hilsagard, you believe me, don't you?
00:46:11Mother, father, please.
00:46:14Seal the doors and bar the windows.
00:46:16See to it that she doesn't escape again.
00:46:19He needs our help.
00:46:21Let me go.
00:46:22Let me go.
00:46:24Will the mortification never cease?
00:46:28It will be years before we can show ourselves in public again.
00:46:32What shall we do?
00:46:33We shall continue as Blair, with or without Vincent.
00:46:37Victor.
00:46:37Whatever.
00:46:39For that boy to toss aside a young woman like Victoria, it's positively criminal.
00:46:46Why, if I had a woman like your daughter on my arm, I would lavish her with riches befitting royalty.
00:46:55Your lady wife is a most fortunate woman.
00:46:59Alas, I am not married.
00:47:02I was betrothed some years ago, but tragedy snatched my young bride away.
00:47:08When one lives alone, wealth counts for naught.
00:47:21Marvellous news, Victoria.
00:47:23There'll be a wedding after all.
00:47:25You found him?
00:47:26Make haste, my dear.
00:47:27Our relatives will arrive at any moment.
00:47:30We must have you looking presentable for Lord Barkis.
00:47:35Lord Barkis?
00:47:37He will make a fine husband.
00:47:39I have fortuitous turn of events indeed.
00:47:42A far better prospect this time.
00:47:44But I do not love him.
00:47:46You cannot make me do this.
00:47:48We must.
00:47:49Please, I beg of you.
00:47:51There must be another way.
00:47:53Without your marriage to Lord Barkis, we shall be forced penniless into the street.
00:47:58We are destitute.
00:47:59But, Victor...
00:48:01Victor Van Dort is gone, child.
00:48:04You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow.
00:48:10According to plan!
00:48:12To plan!
00:48:12To plan!
00:48:13To plan!
00:48:20To plan!
00:48:33To plan!
00:48:41Oh, my dear.
00:48:43Oh, don't look at me that way.
00:48:45You have only to suffer this union until death do us part.
00:48:49And that will come sooner than you think.
00:48:55Oh, it's almost dawn!
00:48:57Where could he be?
00:48:58Victor Van Dordt elopes with corpse, heart-broken bride to wed wealthy newcomer.
00:49:06Wealthy newcomer?
00:49:07It cannot be.
00:49:08Did he say corpse?
00:49:10Oh, don't be ridiculous.
00:49:12What corpse would marry our Victor?
00:49:17Mayhew, silence that blasted coffin.
00:49:37Mayhew, are you trying to kill us?
00:49:40I think he's trying to kill us!
00:49:42What?
00:50:02How do you think he's trying to kill us?
00:50:03The house offilled has been locked in the house's house.
00:50:03It's a trap that you're trying to kill us.
00:50:04You just need to kill us.
00:50:05Even if there's any sort of business, you don't need enough to kill us.
00:50:10How do you think it can make us?
00:50:11For your friends, there's no one thing.
00:50:23I think you dropped this.
00:50:34I'm sorry.
00:50:36I'm sorry I lied to you about wanting to see my parents.
00:50:40It's just this whole day hasn't gone quite well, according to plan.
00:51:38It's just this whole day hasn't gone quite well.
00:51:54Pardon my enthusiasm.
00:51:56I like your enthusiasm.
00:52:03You will love you! You will love you!
00:52:06No, it's up!
00:52:08Oh, it's up!
00:52:10No, it's up, it's up, it's up, it's up, it's up!
00:52:12Bonjour, bienvenue, drinks for everyone!
00:52:16Another pint, sir?
00:52:18No, no, no, no, just a half.
00:52:24It is impossible to get good help anymore!
00:52:27Welcoming committee, coming through, coming through!
00:52:30My name's Plum, Miss Plum.
00:52:34Mayhew?
00:52:37Mayhew! How nice to see you!
00:52:41I'm so sorry.
00:52:43Oh, yeah.
00:52:44Actually, though, I feel great.
00:52:49Hurry up, boys!
00:52:50We can't even see the gentleman.
00:52:52He's apart!
00:52:54Mayhew, I have to get back.
00:52:56They all must be very sick.
00:52:59How is everyone?
00:53:00Well, they're still wondering where you slipped off to.
00:53:04Oh, and Miss Victoria...
00:53:06Yes, yes, how is she?
00:53:08Well, she's getting married this evening.
00:53:11What?
00:53:12Married to who?
00:53:13Some newcomer.
00:53:15Lord, somebody or other.
00:53:17But that's impossible.
00:53:19Yeah, with you going home.
00:53:21I guess they didn't want to waste the cake.
00:53:24Yeah.
00:53:24Yeah.
00:53:26But how could she?
00:53:28Webbing.
00:53:29You can't live with them.
00:53:31You can't live with them.
00:53:35Time to pick up the pieces and, you know, and move on, I suppose.
00:53:40Oi!
00:53:41Speaking of picking up the pieces...
00:53:47Victor?
00:53:48Where are you going?
00:53:53Miss Victoria, we must leave Father Church now.
00:53:58Yesterday, I thought my wedding would be happy.
00:54:02Now I feel like I'm caught in the tide.
00:54:05Pulled out to sea.
00:54:06The sea leads to many places, dearie.
00:54:11Maybe you'll land somewhere better.
00:54:20With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:54:30With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:54:40I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:55:03I'm too late.
00:55:09Oh, Splunk, what am I to do?
00:55:12I just woke up without saying a word.
00:55:15Are all men like this?
00:55:17Well, I'm afraid none of them are very bright.
00:55:20They get something stuck in their heads and you can't do a thing with them.
00:55:25My dear, we have to talk.
00:55:28Let me tell her.
00:55:29Please, let me tell her.
00:55:31What?
00:55:32There is a complication with your marriage.
00:55:36I don't understand.
00:55:38The vows are binding only until death do you part.
00:55:42What are you saying?
00:55:44Death has already parted you.
00:55:48If he finds out, he'll leave.
00:55:50There must be something you can do.
00:55:53Well, there is one way.
00:55:55Please, please, let me tell her.
00:55:58It requires the greatest sacrifice.
00:56:01Go on, get to the good part.
00:56:04What is it?
00:56:05We have to kill him.
00:56:07What?
00:56:08Victor would have to give up the life he had forever.
00:56:13He would need to repeat his vows in the land of the living
00:56:16and drink from the wine of ages.
00:56:21Poison.
00:56:22This would stop his heart forever.
00:56:26Only then would he be free to give it to you.
00:56:32I could never ask him.
00:56:37You don't have to.
00:56:41I'll do it.
00:56:43My boy, if you choose this path,
00:56:46you may never return to the world above me.
00:56:49Do you understand?
00:56:54I do.
00:56:56Gather round.
00:56:58Gather round, everybody.
00:57:03We've decided to do this thing properly.
00:57:06So grab what you can and follow us.
00:57:09We're moving this wedding party upstairs.
00:57:12Upstairs?
00:57:13I didn't know we had an upstairs.
00:57:15Sounds creepy.
00:57:17Let's go.
00:57:18Up, up.
00:57:19We're waiting.
00:57:20We're waiting.
00:57:21We're waiting.
00:57:22We're waiting.
00:57:22We're waiting.
00:57:24We're waiting.
00:57:24Hold on, Victor.
00:57:26You can't get married looking like Barry.
00:57:29I'll grab that.
00:57:30Please hold,
00:57:31let me show you it.
00:57:34Look for more.
00:57:39Okay?
00:57:41A little sitch, a little tux, a tender loving care.
00:57:44A little thread will fix you up, a freak of plenty as you see.
00:57:48And personally guarantee your quality repairs.
00:57:51A little hit will fix the mess, we're going to do our very best.
00:57:54And everybody sees you, they will all be quite impressed.
00:57:57They will all be quite impressed.
00:58:02You ready? What kind of happened?
00:58:03A wedding gig is no mistake, it must be quite sublime.
00:58:07They're missing something.
00:58:08Try some dust.
00:58:08I wish I had more time.
00:58:10Perhaps there's something I can do, these bones might have a bit.
00:58:13That's my nose.
00:58:15Sorry.
00:58:15Wait a minute, that's it.
00:58:16Voila!
00:58:17A little that.
00:58:17And little this.
00:58:18The perfect claim is not to miss a wedding, a wedding, we're going to have a wedding.
00:58:25Luzar, luzar, we're going to have a wedding, a wedding.
00:58:29Let's look at other chimnas, the brightest will be ready today.
00:58:36One thing you can surely say is we will stand inside.
00:58:39Until the end we will defend our one and only bride.
00:58:42Our bride, we are bride, we are lovely for pride.
00:58:45Huzzah, luzar, luzar, luzar!
00:58:48The bride is getting married today.
00:58:52Oh, there she is, she comes.
00:59:03She's waiting for this day for many a year.
00:59:07For this day, for this day, our hopes and our pride.
00:59:11The bride is here.
00:59:13Here comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes the bride, the bride, for this
00:59:23day, for this day, we'll come to the end of the love of friends, we'll come together,
00:59:30to make it the perfect place she's always dreamed, our hopes and our pride, our bride, our
00:59:38loving bride, we're going to have a party like no one has ever seen, we're living in
00:59:46the land above, we'll not know where they'd be, we can get on, the party of the bride,
00:59:56here comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes the bride,
01:00:00days of birth of the living, to set the love of de Floyd, oh dear...
01:00:09don't give it the love of de Controller...
01:00:16oh dear
01:00:18oh dear
01:00:19oh dear
01:00:19your name
01:00:19my brothers
01:00:23oh dear
01:00:27love
01:00:30Quiet down now, everyone.
01:00:41Elegant, cultured, radiant.
01:00:46Victoria has found a husband with all these qualities and more.
01:00:54Serendipity brought us together, and no force on Earth could tear us apart.
01:01:22There's an eye in me soup.
01:01:34Oh, sorry.
01:01:42Fetch me, musket. Fetch around, musket.
01:01:45Oh, I'm off. Coming through.
01:01:47Coming through.
01:01:51Excuse me.
01:01:52You don't know me, but I used to live in your dead mother.
01:01:57Hey, hold on there.
01:01:59I love a woman with meat on her bones.
01:02:04Phyllis, who invited these people?
01:02:08They must be from your side of the family.
01:02:10Certainly not.
01:02:11Why, if my grandfather Everglot could see this, he'd be turning in his grave.
01:02:16Finish.
01:02:19Where do you keep the spirits?
01:02:30In other news...
01:02:31The dead warrior!
01:02:39Get back!
01:02:40Don't go and sneak up on me!
01:02:43Get back!
01:02:45I'll give you such a water!
01:02:48I'll give you such a water!
01:02:49I'll give you such a water!
01:02:55I'll give you such a water!
01:02:59No!
01:03:00No!
01:03:16Grandpa?
01:03:22Bounda!
01:03:23Sweetie Pie!
01:03:24Monster!
01:03:24Buttercup!
01:03:25Kate!
01:03:26Gertrude!
01:03:28Pelfrid?
01:03:30Oh!
01:03:31You've been dead for 15 years!
01:03:34Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
01:03:38No!
01:03:40No!
01:03:41No!
01:03:43No!
01:03:50Right.
01:03:51That's it.
01:03:52We're going to take whatever money we can,
01:03:54and get out of here!
01:03:56Money?
01:03:57What money?
01:03:58Your dowry.
01:03:59It's my right!
01:04:01My parents don't have any money.
01:04:03It's my marriage to you that will save them from the poorhouse.
01:04:08The poorhouse?
01:04:10You're lying!
01:04:12It isn't true!
01:04:13Tell me that you're lying!
01:04:14You're lying!
01:04:14Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis?
01:04:18Well, perhaps, in disappointment, we are perfectly matched.
01:04:41Be gone, ye demons from hell!
01:04:45Back to the void from whence you came!
01:04:48You shall not enter here!
01:04:51Back!
01:04:53Back!
01:04:54Back!
01:04:54Keep it down!
01:04:55We're in a church!
01:04:56Evening!
01:04:57You're dead!
01:05:11It was pretty awesome!
01:05:11It's not all good, you're lying!
01:05:11It was all good!
01:05:14Come on!
01:05:14It's all for you!
01:05:14You're lying!
01:05:17You're lying!
01:05:24I'm lying!
01:05:34Dearly beloved and departed,
01:05:37we are gathered here today to join this man and this corpse in marriage.
01:05:46Victor!
01:05:48Shh!
01:05:50Living first.
01:05:53With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:00Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
01:06:06Now you?
01:06:12With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:18Your cup will never empty.
01:06:36Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
01:06:48Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
01:06:49What?
01:06:54She's having second thoughts.
01:06:58I can't.
01:07:00What's wrong?
01:07:03This is wrong.
01:07:06I was a bride.
01:07:09My dreams were taken from me.
01:07:12Well, now, now I've stolen them from someone else.
01:07:18I love you, Victor.
01:07:22But you're not mine.
01:07:30Victoria.
01:07:35What?
01:07:46Oh, how touching.
01:07:49I always cry at weddings.
01:07:53Our young lovers together at last.
01:07:58Surely now they can live happily ever after.
01:08:03But you forget...
01:08:05She's still my wife!
01:08:07I'll not leave here empty-handed!
01:08:11You...
01:08:15Emily...
01:08:17You!
01:08:18But... but...
01:08:19I left you.
01:08:23They're dead.
01:08:25This woman is obviously delusional!
01:08:34Sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way.
01:08:38Take your hands off her.
01:08:41Do I have to kill you too?
01:08:47Victor!
01:08:49Catch!
01:08:51I'm sorry.
01:08:54No!
01:08:57No!
01:08:59No!
01:09:00No!
01:09:00No!
01:09:01No!
01:09:01No!
01:09:02No!
01:09:02Woo!
01:09:03Oh!
01:09:04Oh!
01:09:04Oh!
01:09:05So cute!
01:09:10Oh!
01:09:15Oh!
01:09:19Ah!
01:09:25Oh, Lord!
01:09:27Oh!
01:09:28Ah!
01:09:30Oh!
01:09:30Oh!
01:09:30Ah!
01:09:32Ah!
01:09:33Ah!
01:09:33Oh!
01:09:51Touché, my dear.
01:09:54Get out.
01:09:56Oh, I'm leaving.
01:10:03But first, a toast to Emily.
01:10:07Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.
01:10:12Tell me, my dear, can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?
01:10:20Let me at him! Let me at him!
01:10:22No, don't! Don't hold me, Max!
01:10:25We must abide by their rules.
01:10:28We are amongst the living.
01:10:31Well said.
01:10:49Not anymore.
01:10:54Yep, you're right. He's all yours.
01:10:59Oh, my God.
01:11:00Oh!
01:11:06Oh!
01:11:07Oh!
01:11:08Oh!
01:11:08Oh!
01:11:09New arrival.
01:11:17Oh, Victor.
01:11:18Oh, Victor. I never thought I'd see you again.
01:11:29Wait.
01:11:31I made a promise.
01:11:36You kept your promise.
01:11:39You kept your promise.
01:11:40You set me free.
01:11:40You kept me.
01:11:44Oh, my God.
01:11:52Now I can do the same for you.
01:11:56Oh, my God.
01:12:01Oh, my God.
01:12:10You can't be free.
01:12:29Oh, my God.
01:12:56Oh, my God.
01:13:17Oh, my God.
01:14:06Oh, my God.
01:14:15Oh, my God.
01:14:49Oh, my God.
01:15:10Oh, my God.
01:15:40Oh, my God.
01:16:22Oh, my God.
01:17:01Oh, my God.
01:17:10Oh, my God.
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