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00:00:00I love you.
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00:03:41IT'S A SID, SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS
00:03:43THAT HAS LED TO THIS OMINOUS WEDDING
00:03:47HOW COULD OUR FAMILY HAVE COME TO THIS
00:03:49TO MARRY OFF OUR DAUGHTER
00:03:51OWNER OF OUR DAUGHTER
00:03:51TO THE Nouveau Riche
00:03:52THEY'RE SO COMMON
00:03:53SO COURSE
00:03:54AND O trabajo
00:03:54IT COULDN'T BE WORSE
00:03:56COULDN'T BE WORSE?
00:03:57I'M AFRAID I DISAGRREE
00:03:58THERE COULD BE LAND-REICH BANKLIB
00:04:00ORING TO THEIR NAME
00:04:02WITHINHOPE
00:04:03JUST LIKE YOU
00:04:04AND ME
00:04:06OH DELL
00:04:07And that's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must grow.
00:04:18According to plan, our daughter will win, according to plan, our family left from the depths of deepest poverty to
00:04:30the noble realm of our ancestry.
00:04:33And who would have guessed in a million years that our daughter, with a face of an altar in disgrace,
00:04:40would provide our children to a rightful place?
00:04:51Oh, he'll be God. What if Victor and I don't like each other?
00:04:57As if that has anything to do with marriage. Do you suppose your father and I like each other?
00:05:03Surely you must. A little.
00:05:06Of course not.
00:05:07Get those corsets laced properly. I can hear you speak without gasping.
00:05:19You certainly hooked a winner this time, Victor.
00:05:21Now all you have to do is reel her in.
00:05:24I'm already reeling, Mother. Shouldn't Victoria Everglot be marrying a lord or something?
00:05:29Oh, nonsense. We're every bit as good as the Everglots.
00:05:32I always knew I deserved better than a fish merchant's life.
00:05:36But I've never even spoken to her.
00:05:39Well, at least we have that in our favour.
00:05:43Mayhew! Silence that blasted coffin!
00:05:51Marriage is a partnership. A little tit for tat.
00:05:55You'd think a lifetime watching us might have taught her that.
00:06:01Might have taught her that.
00:06:02Everything must be perfect.
00:06:04Perfect must be perfect.
00:06:05Everything must be perfect, perfect.
00:06:08That's why everything, every last little thing, every single tiny microscopic little thing must go according to plan.
00:06:17Try.
00:06:21What's the way he's standing? Look, it might be a lot of wickets or something. What's it?
00:06:25Oh, haha.
00:06:31Oh.
00:06:33Oh my goodness. Oh, such grandeur. Such impeccable teeth.
00:06:39Oh, beautiful, isn't it?
00:06:43It's not as big as our place, dear.
00:06:47Mm, no, a bit shabby, really, isn't it?
00:06:50Shut up!
00:06:51Oh, hello.
00:06:51Lord and Lady Everglot, Mr. and Mrs. Van Dort.
00:06:58Why, you must be Miss Victoria.
00:07:00Oh, yes, I must say, you don't look a day over 20.
00:07:04No, yes.
00:07:06Smile, darling, smile.
00:07:14Well, hello.
00:07:15What a pleasure.
00:07:17Welcome to our home.
00:07:18Oh, thank you.
00:07:20We'll be taking tea in the West Drawing Room.
00:07:25Well, do come as well, yes, just as I come.
00:07:28Oh, I love what you've done with the place.
00:07:30Who is your decorator?
00:07:32Nice tiles, shame about the drinks.
00:07:34Oh, my husband says such foolish things.
00:07:37Ignoring.
00:07:38Ah, yes, it's usually best.
00:07:40All right.
00:08:05I love you.
00:09:07Oh, do forgive me.
00:09:11You play beautifully.
00:09:13I do apologize, Miss Everglot.
00:09:15How rude of me to...
00:09:16Well, excuse me.
00:09:22Mother won't let me near the piano.
00:09:24Music is improper for a young lady.
00:09:28Too passionate, she says.
00:09:29If I may ask, Miss Everglot, where is your chaperone?
00:09:37Perhaps, in view of the circumstances, you could call me Victoria.
00:09:45Yes, of course.
00:09:48Victoria?
00:09:49Yes?
00:09:50Victor?
00:09:52Tomorrow we are to be...
00:09:58Married?
00:10:00Yes.
00:10:02Married.
00:10:04Since I was a child, I've...
00:10:06I've dreamt of my wedding day.
00:10:09I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with.
00:10:12Someone to spend the rest of my life with.
00:10:16Silly, isn't it?
00:10:17Yes, silly.
00:10:19No.
00:10:20No, not at all.
00:10:22No.
00:10:22Oh, dear.
00:10:24I'm sorry.
00:10:31What impropriety is this?
00:10:34You shouldn't be alone together.
00:10:37Here it is, one minute before five, and you're not at the rehearsal.
00:10:41Master Galswell's is waiting.
00:10:44Come at once.
00:10:46Master and Dot, from the beginning, again.
00:10:50With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
00:10:56Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
00:11:02With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:11:09With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:11:15Let's try it again.
00:11:17Yes.
00:11:18Yes, sir.
00:11:18With this candle.
00:11:24This candle.
00:11:27This candle.
00:11:29Shall I get up there and do it for you?
00:11:31Don't get all the flatter, do you?
00:11:39With this candle.
00:11:43Continue!
00:11:47Give the door a meal.
00:11:48Let's just pick it up at the candle bit.
00:11:55A Lord Barkis, sir.
00:12:01I haven't ahead for dates.
00:12:04Apparently, I'm a day early for the ceremony.
00:12:08You see, from your side of the family.
00:12:10I can't recall.
00:12:12I can't recall.
00:12:13Emile.
00:12:13A seat for Lord Barkis.
00:12:20Do carry on.
00:12:23Let's try it again, shall we, Master and Dot?
00:12:27Yes.
00:12:29Yes.
00:12:29Yes, sir.
00:12:30Certainly.
00:12:31Right.
00:12:32Right.
00:12:33Right.
00:12:34Right!
00:12:35With this...
00:12:37This...
00:12:38...hand.
00:12:40With this hand, I will...
00:12:44Three steps.
00:12:46Three steps.
00:12:47Can you not count?
00:12:48Do you not wish to be married, Master and Dot?
00:12:51No, no.
00:12:52You do not?
00:12:53No.
00:12:54I meant, no, I do not not wish to be married.
00:12:58That is, I want very much to...
00:12:59Ow!
00:13:00Pay attention!
00:13:01Have you even remembered to bring the ring?
00:13:05The ring?
00:13:05Yes.
00:13:06Of course.
00:13:11Dropping the ring!
00:13:12Oh, no!
00:13:12He's dropped the ring!
00:13:13This boy doesn't want to get married!
00:13:16Disgrace!
00:13:17Excuse me.
00:13:18Got it.
00:13:22Out of the way, you minnie!
00:13:25Oh, dear!
00:13:26Oh, my, dear!
00:13:27Oh, my, I'm on fire!
00:13:28Help!
00:13:29Demand, Jesse!
00:13:30Oh, I hope it doesn't stain!
00:13:34Stop flooding it, you fool!
00:13:39Get a bucket!
00:13:40Get a bucket!
00:13:41I'm on the way, dear.
00:13:43Yes.
00:13:43Oh, dear.
00:13:52Enough!
00:13:53This wedding cannot take place until he is properly prepared.
00:14:00Young man, learn your vows.
00:14:19Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he?
00:14:24Well, he's quite the catch, isn't he?
00:14:39I'm on the way.
00:14:39Oh, Victoria.
00:14:41She must think I'm such a fool.
00:14:43This day couldn't get any worse.
00:14:45Hear ye! Hear ye!
00:14:47Rehearsal in ruins as Van Dorm's boy causes chaos!
00:14:52Fishy fuel, say, could be canned!
00:14:56Ever got so fired up as Van Dorm disaster ruins rehearsals!
00:15:03It really shouldn't be all that difficult.
00:15:06It's just a few simple vows.
00:15:09With this hand, I will take your wine.
00:15:13Oh, no.
00:15:16With this hand, I will cup your...
00:15:19Oh, goodness, no.
00:15:23With this...
00:15:25With this...
00:15:27With this candle, I will...
00:15:31I will...
00:15:33I will set your mother on fire.
00:15:37Oh, it's no use.
00:15:52With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
00:15:57Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
00:16:03Ah, Mrs. Everglot.
00:16:05You look ravishing this evening.
00:16:08What's that, Mr. Everglot?
00:16:10Call you Dad, if you insist, sir.
00:16:14With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:16:18With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:16:54Oh, yes,
00:16:57What's that, Mr. Everglot?
00:17:17I do.
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00:24:52Yee, hear yee, Victor Van Dork seen this night on the bridge in the arms of a mystery woman.
00:24:58The dark-haired temptress and master Van Dork slipped away into the night.
00:25:03And now the weather, scared to show us follow.
00:25:05That will be all.
00:25:10Mystery woman? He doesn't even know any women.
00:25:14Or so you thought.
00:25:16Do call for me if you need my assistance.
00:25:20In any way.
00:25:24Good heavens, Finis, what shall we do?
00:25:27Fetch me musket.
00:25:28Oh, William, do something.
00:25:30The town cryer probably just had a slow news day.
00:25:33You know how it is, you need something to cry about.
00:25:36Regardless, we are one room short for the wedding to buy.
00:25:40Not to mention the financial implications.
00:25:44The most scandalous embarrassment for us all.
00:25:47Oh, give us a chance to find him.
00:25:49We beg of you, just give us until dawn.
00:25:52Very well, till dawn.
00:25:55Victor, darling, where are you?
00:25:58If you ask me, your boyfriend is kind of jumpy.
00:26:03He's not my boyfriend.
00:26:04He's my husband.
00:26:05Victor, where have you gone?
00:26:07Okay, I'll keep an eye out for him.
00:26:10Victor!
00:26:15There he goes!
00:26:16There he goes!
00:26:17He's getting away!
00:26:19Quick, quick, after him!
00:26:21Victor!
00:26:29Victor!
00:26:31Victor!
00:26:31Where are you?
00:26:35Victor?
00:26:40Married, huh?
00:26:41I'm a widow.
00:26:42Oh, how rude.
00:26:44He went that way!
00:26:47Victor!
00:26:50Victor, darling!
00:26:53Please, there's been a mistake.
00:26:55I'm not dead.
00:26:58Oh!
00:26:58Excuse me.
00:27:02Excuse me.
00:27:04Excuse me.
00:27:08Victor!
00:27:12Dead end.
00:27:13Victor!
00:27:15Victor!
00:27:25Could have used the stairs, silly.
00:27:27Oh!
00:27:28Ow!
00:27:30Oh, isn't the view beautiful?
00:27:32It takes my breath away.
00:27:35Well, it would if I had any.
00:27:39Isn't it romantic?
00:27:50Look, I am terribly sorry about what's happened to you, and I'd like to help, but I really
00:27:55need to get home.
00:27:56This is your home now?
00:27:57But I don't even know your name.
00:27:59Well, that's a great way to start a marriage.
00:28:02Cheers.
00:28:03Shut up!
00:28:06It's Emily.
00:28:08Emily.
00:28:09Oh, I almost forgot.
00:28:11I have something for you.
00:28:14It's a wedding present.
00:28:38Ow!
00:28:53Scraps?
00:28:57Scraps?
00:28:58My dog, Scraps!
00:29:02Oh, Scraps.
00:29:04What a good boy.
00:29:05I knew you'd be happy to see him.
00:29:08Who's my good boy?
00:29:09Sit.
00:29:10Sit, Scraps.
00:29:11Sit.
00:29:12Good boy, Scraps.
00:29:13Roll over.
00:29:15Roll over.
00:29:15Good boy, Scraps.
00:29:18Play dead.
00:29:20Sorry.
00:29:22Oh, what a cutie.
00:29:24You should have seen him with fur.
00:29:27Mother never approved of Scraps jumping up like this.
00:29:30But then again, she never approved of anything.
00:29:34You think she would have approved of me?
00:29:37You're lucky you'll never have to meet her.
00:29:41Well, actually,
00:29:44now that you mention it,
00:29:46now that you mention it,
00:29:46I think you should.
00:29:48In fact,
00:29:50since we're, you know,
00:29:52married,
00:29:53you should definitely meet her.
00:29:55Mm-hmm.
00:29:55And my father, too.
00:29:56We should go and see them right now.
00:29:58Oh, what a fantastic idea.
00:30:00Where are they buried?
00:30:01Oh.
00:30:03What?
00:30:03What is it?
00:30:04They're not from around here.
00:30:06Where are they?
00:30:08Oh, they're still alive.
00:30:10I'm afraid so.
00:30:12Oh, that is a problem.
00:30:13What's that, Scraps?
00:30:15Oh, no.
00:30:16We couldn't possibly.
00:30:19Oh, well.
00:30:21They put it like that.
00:30:22What?
00:30:23Elder Goodnecht.
00:30:34Shhh.
00:30:35It's great.
00:30:35Elder Goodnecht.
00:30:38Are you there?
00:30:43Hello?
00:30:44Hello?
00:30:45Is anyone home?
00:30:46Hello?
00:30:59There you are.
00:31:01Oh, my dear.
00:31:03There you are.
00:31:05I brought my husband.
00:31:06Victor.
00:31:07What's that?
00:31:08Husband?
00:31:10Pleasure to meet you, sir.
00:31:12Hmm.
00:31:13We need to go up.
00:31:15Upstairs.
00:31:16To visit the land of the living.
00:31:18Land of the living?
00:31:22Oh, my dear.
00:31:25Please, Elder Goodnecht.
00:31:26Now, why go up there when people are dying to get down here?
00:31:30Sir, I beg you to help.
00:31:32It means so much to me.
00:31:34Us?
00:31:35I don't know.
00:31:37It's just not natural.
00:31:38Please, Elder Goodnecht.
00:31:41Please, Elder Goodnecht.
00:31:41Surely there must be something you can do.
00:31:44Hmm.
00:31:45Let me see what I can do.
00:31:48Where did I put that book?
00:31:58I have to clear somewhere.
00:32:02Oh, there's the one.
00:32:19I have it.
00:32:21A Ukrainian haunting spell.
00:32:24Just the thing for these quick trips.
00:32:27So glad you thought of this.
00:32:29Me too.
00:32:52Me too.
00:32:54Now then, where were we?
00:32:59The Ukrainian haunting spell.
00:33:01Ah.
00:33:10Ah, here we have it.
00:33:13Ready?
00:33:13Just remember, when you want to come back, say, hopscotch.
00:33:18Hopscotch?
00:33:19That's it.
00:33:37I spent so long in the darkness,
00:33:39I'd almost forgotten how beautiful the moonlight is.
00:34:11Psst. Hey, I think you dropped something.
00:34:33Hold on, hold on.
00:34:36I think I should prepare Mother and Father for the big news.
00:34:42I'll go ahead and you wait here.
00:34:47Perfect.
00:34:48I won't be long.
00:34:51Stay right here.
00:34:52I'll be right back.
00:34:54Okay.
00:34:56No peeking.
00:34:57No peeking.
00:35:17If ever I see that fattened old boy,
00:35:21I'll strengthen him with my bare hands.
00:35:23Your hands are too fat.
00:35:25And his neck is too thin.
00:35:28You'll have to use a rope.
00:35:40This is the voice of your conscience.
00:35:43Listen to what I say.
00:35:45I have a bad feeling about that boy.
00:35:48You know, he is no...
00:35:51Go chew someone else's ear for a while.
00:35:54Victor has gone to see his parents.
00:35:56Just like he said.
00:35:58If I hadn't just been sitting in it,
00:36:00I would say that you had lost your mind.
00:36:02I'm sure he has a perfectly good reason
00:36:05for taking so long.
00:36:07Oh, I am sure he does.
00:36:09Why don't you go ask him?
00:36:10All right, I will.
00:36:12After all, he couldn't get far
00:36:14with those cold feet.
00:36:55Victoria.
00:36:56Victor, I'm so happy to see you.
00:36:59Come by the fire.
00:37:00Where have you been?
00:37:02Are you all right?
00:37:04I... I...
00:37:05Oh, dear.
00:37:07You're as cold as death.
00:37:09What's happened to you?
00:37:11Your coat.
00:37:15Victoria, I confess.
00:37:18This morning, I was terrified of marriage.
00:37:22But then, on meeting you, I felt I should be with you always.
00:37:27And that our wedding could not come soon enough.
00:37:34Victor, I feel the same.
00:37:43Victoria, I seem to find myself married.
00:37:48And you should know it's unexpected.
00:37:54Darling, darling, I just wanted to meet...
00:38:00Darling, who's this?
00:38:02Who is she?
00:38:04I'm his wife.
00:38:08Victor?
00:38:09Victoria, wait.
00:38:09You don't understand.
00:38:11She's dead.
00:38:12Look.
00:38:16Oh, gosh.
00:38:20Oh, no.
00:38:22No, no.
00:38:22Victoria!
00:38:28You lied to me.
00:38:30Just to get back to that other woman.
00:38:33Don't you understand?
00:38:35You're the other woman.
00:38:36No.
00:38:37You're married to me.
00:38:39She's the other woman.
00:38:44She's got a point.
00:38:46And I thought...
00:38:48I thought this was all going so well.
00:39:01Look, I'm sorry, but this just can't work.
00:39:06Why not?
00:39:09It's my eye, isn't it?
00:39:11No.
00:39:13Your eye is lovely.
00:39:17It's under different circumstances, Will.
00:39:20Who knows?
00:39:21But we're just too different.
00:39:24I mean, you're dead.
00:39:26You should have thought about that before you asked me to marry you.
00:39:29Why can't you understand?
00:39:30It was a mistake.
00:39:31I would never marry you.
00:39:49Mm-hmm.
00:40:02Roses of eternal love.
00:40:06And lilies of sweetness.
00:40:11Baby's breath.
00:40:19why so blue maybe he's right maybe we are too different maybe he should have his head examined
00:40:28oh i could do it well perhaps he does belong with her little miss living with her rosy cheeks
00:40:35and beating heart oh those girls are ten a penny you've got so much more you've got you've got
00:40:44you've got a wonderful personality
00:40:54what does that wispy little brat have that you don't have done she can't hold a candle to the
00:41:01beauty of your smile how about a pulse overrated by a mile over found overblown if he only knew
00:41:08the you that we know and that silly little creature isn't wearing his ring and she doesn't play piano
00:41:17or dance or sing no she doesn't compare but she still breathes out who cares unimportant overrated
00:41:25overblown if only he could see how special you can be if we only knew the you that we know
00:41:38if i touch a burning candle i can feel the pain if you cut me with a knife it's still
00:41:47the same
00:41:50and i know how hard it's beating and i know that i am dead yet the pain here that i
00:41:58feel
00:41:59try and tell me it's not real and it seems that i still have a deal to share
00:42:11the soul redeeming feature from that little creature is that she's alive
00:42:16overrated overblown everybody knows that's just a temporary state which is cured very quickly when
00:42:23we meet our fate who cares unimportant overrated overblown if only he could see how special you can be
00:42:31if i touch a burning candle i can feel no pain in the ice or in the sun it's all
00:42:50the same
00:42:52yet i feel my heart is aching though it doesn't mean it's breaking
00:42:58and the pain here that i feel try and tell me it's not real i know that i am dead
00:43:08yet it seems that i still have some tears to shed
00:43:22it's true mother victor is married to a dead woman
00:43:26i saw her a corpse standing right here with victor victor was in your room i have to help him
00:43:35the scandal oh come sit in your chair dearie you're shaking like a leaf let hilda fetch your blanket
00:43:43fetch her a straitjacket she's completely mad come hold god
00:43:48she'sa she's too little girl
00:43:58uh
00:43:59she's Yankee
00:44:22And has come to bed at once.
00:44:56Miss Everglot, what are you doing here? You should be at home, prostrate with grief.
00:45:02Pastor Gorsworth, I have to ask you something.
00:45:05This is most irregular.
00:45:06Please, I beg of you. You are the only one in the village who knows of what awaits beyond the
00:45:12grave.
00:45:12A grim topic for a bride to be.
00:45:16It is a bride, I fear. Which is why I must know. Can the living marry the dead?
00:45:24What on earth are you speaking about?
00:45:27Please, it's Victor. He's married to a corpse. He has a corpse bride.
00:45:32There must be some way to undo what's been done.
00:45:38I believe I know the thing to do.
00:45:42Come with me.
00:45:47Victoria, where are your corsals?
00:45:49She's speaking in tongues of unholy alliances. Her mind has come undone, I fear.
00:45:55It's not true. Let me go. Let me go.
00:45:58Thank you, Pastor Gorsworth. Thank you so very much.
00:46:03Take her to her room.
00:46:05No, I'm telling the truth. Victor needs my help.
00:46:09Hildegard, you believe me, don't you? Mother, Father, please seal the doors and bar the windows.
00:46:16See to it that she doesn't escape again.
00:46:20He needs our help. Let me go. Let me go.
00:46:24Will the mortification never cease?
00:46:27Yes. It will be years before we can show ourselves in public again. What shall we do?
00:46:33We shall continue as Blair, with or without Vincent.
00:46:37Victor.
00:46:38Whatever.
00:46:39For that boy to toss aside a young woman like Victoria, it's positively criminal.
00:46:45Why, if I had a woman like your daughter on my arm, I would lavish her with riches befitting royalty.
00:46:55Your lady wife is a most fortunate woman.
00:46:59Alas, I am not married. I was betrothed some years ago, but tragedy snatched my young bride away.
00:47:08When one lives alone, wealth counts for naught.
00:47:14Oh.
00:47:21Marvelous news, Victoria. There'll be a wedding after all.
00:47:25You found him?
00:47:26Make haste, my dear. Our relatives will arrive at any moment. We must have you looking presentable for Lord Barkis.
00:47:35Lord Barkis? He will make a fine husband.
00:47:39I have fortuitous turn of events indeed.
00:47:41A far better prospect this time.
00:47:44But I do not love him. You cannot make me do this.
00:47:48We must.
00:47:49Please, I beg of you. There must be another way.
00:47:53Without your marriage to Lord Barkis, we shall be forced penniless into the street. We are destitute.
00:48:00But, Victor...
00:48:01Victor Van Dort is gone, child.
00:48:04You shall marry Lord Barkis tomorrow.
00:48:10According to plan!
00:48:12God bless you.
00:48:33Oh.
00:48:34God bless you.
00:48:41Oh, my dear.
00:48:43Oh, don't look at me that way.
00:48:45You have only to suffer this union until death do us part.
00:48:49And that will come sooner than you think.
00:48:55Oh, it's almost dawn!
00:48:57Where could he be?
00:48:58Big Davan dog elopes with corpse.
00:49:01Heart-broken bride to wed wealthy newcomer.
00:49:06Wealthy newcomer?
00:49:07It cannot be.
00:49:08Did he say corpse?
00:49:10Oh, don't be ridiculous.
00:49:12What corpse would marry our victor?
00:49:14Oh, may you silence that blasted coffin.
00:49:32Oh, nie.
00:49:33Oh, no.
00:49:35Oh.
00:49:36What the hell are you trying to kill us?
00:49:39Oh!
00:49:40He's trying to kill us!
00:49:43Five.
00:49:47Five.
00:49:48Five.
00:49:50Three.
00:50:00Five.
00:50:23I think you dropped this.
00:50:34I'm sorry, I'm sorry I lied to you about wanting to see my parents.
00:50:40It's just this whole day hasn't gone quite well, according to plan.
00:50:48I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:51:41I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:51:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:51:55Pardon my enthusiasm.
00:51:56I like your enthusiasm.
00:52:25I like your enthusiasm.
00:52:28Committee coming through, coming through.
00:52:30My name's Plum, Miss Plum.
00:52:34Mayhew?
00:52:37Mayhew, how nice to see you.
00:52:41I'm sorry.
00:52:43I'm sorry.
00:52:43Oh, yeah.
00:52:44Actually, though, I feel great.
00:52:46You're not ready.
00:52:49Hurry up, boys.
00:52:50The great man is apart.
00:52:54Mayhew, I have to get back.
00:52:57They all must be very sick.
00:52:59How is everyone?
00:53:00Well, they're still wondering where you slipped off to.
00:53:04Oh, and Miss Victoria.
00:53:06Yes, yes, how is she?
00:53:08Well, she's getting married this evening.
00:53:11What? Married to who?
00:53:13Some newcomer, my lord, somebody or other.
00:53:17But that's impossible.
00:53:19Yeah, with you going home.
00:53:21I guess they didn't want to waste the cake.
00:53:24Yeah.
00:53:26But how could she?
00:53:28Oh, women.
00:53:29You can't live with them.
00:53:31You can't live with them.
00:53:35Time to pick up the pieces and, you know, move on, I suppose.
00:53:40Oi, speaking of picking up the pieces.
00:53:47Victor, where are you going?
00:53:53Miss Victoria, we must leave Father Church now.
00:53:58Yesterday, I thought my wedding would be happy.
00:54:02Now I feel like I'm caught in the tide, called out to sea.
00:54:06The sea leads to many places, dearie.
00:54:11Maybe you'll land somewhere better.
00:54:20With this candle, I will light your way in darkness.
00:54:30With this ring, I ask you to be mine.
00:54:40I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:54:44I now pronounce you man and wife.
00:55:03I'm too late.
00:55:09Oh, what am I doing?
00:55:12I just walk off without saying a word.
00:55:16Are all men like this?
00:55:17Well, I'm afraid none of them are very bright.
00:55:20They get something stuck in their heads and you can't do a thing with them.
00:55:25My dear, we have to talk.
00:55:28Let me tell her, please.
00:55:29Let me tell her.
00:55:31What?
00:55:32There is a complication with your marriage.
00:55:36We don't understand.
00:55:38The vows are binding only until death do you part.
00:55:42What are you saying?
00:55:44Death has already parted you.
00:55:48If he finds out, he'll leave.
00:55:50There must be something you can do.
00:55:53Well, there is one way.
00:55:55Oh, please, please, let me tell her.
00:55:58It requires the greatest sacrifice.
00:56:01Go on, get to the good part.
00:56:04What is it?
00:56:05We have to kill him.
00:56:07What?
00:56:08Victor would have to give up the life he had forever.
00:56:13He would need to repeat his vows in the land of the living and drink from the wine of ages.
00:56:21Poison.
00:56:22This would stop his heart forever.
00:56:26Only then would he be free to give it to you.
00:56:32I could never ask him.
00:56:37You don't have to.
00:56:42I'll do it.
00:56:43My boy, if you choose this path, you may never return to the world above me.
00:56:49Do you understand?
00:56:54I do.
00:56:56Gather round.
00:56:58Gather round, everybody.
00:57:03We've decided to do this thing properly.
00:57:05So grab what you can and follow us.
00:57:09We're moving this wedding party upstairs.
00:57:12Upstairs?
00:57:13I didn't know we had an upstairs.
00:57:16Sounds creepy.
00:57:17Let's go.
00:57:18Up, up.
00:57:19Wedding, a wedding.
00:57:20We're going to be here.
00:57:21Wedding, a wedding.
00:57:24Hold on, Victor.
00:57:26I don't have a wedding.
00:57:27You can't get married looking like that.
00:57:30I just think you're very cute.
00:57:32But hold the snows, you need a suit.
00:57:34But have no fears when quite a debt will have you.
00:57:36Looking lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely.
00:57:41A little sitch, a little tux, a tender loving care.
00:57:44A little thread will fix you up.
00:57:46And we've got plenty, as you see.
00:57:48And personally guarantee our quality repairs.
00:57:51A little in our fix the mess.
00:57:53We're going to do our very best.
00:57:54And every morning session, they will all be quite impressed.
00:57:57They will all be quite impressed.
00:58:02Already?
00:58:02We're going to have...
00:58:03A wedding cake is no mistake.
00:58:05It must be quite sublime.
00:58:07They're missing something.
00:58:08Try some dust.
00:58:08I wish I had more time.
00:58:10Perhaps there's something I can do.
00:58:12These bones might have a bit.
00:58:13That's my nose.
00:58:14Sorry.
00:58:15Wait a minute.
00:58:16That's it.
00:58:16Voila.
00:58:17A little that.
00:58:17A little this.
00:58:18The perfect cake is not to miss a wedding.
00:58:21A wedding.
00:58:22We're going to have a wedding.
00:58:23A wedding.
00:58:24Huzzah.
00:58:25Huzzah.
00:58:26We're going to have a wedding.
00:58:27A wedding.
00:58:29Let's open up the chimpers.
00:58:31The bride is getting married today.
00:58:35Huzzah.
00:58:36The one thing you can surely say is we will stand inside.
00:58:39Until the end we will defend our one and only bride.
00:58:42Our bride.
00:58:43We are bride.
00:58:44We are lovely for bride.
00:58:46Huzzah.
00:58:46Huzzah.
00:58:47Huzzah.
00:58:47The bride is getting married today.
00:58:51Oh, there she is.
00:58:53Here she comes.
00:58:59Oh, oh, the bride is here.
00:59:03She's waiting for this day for many a year.
00:59:07For this day, for this day, our hopes and our pride.
00:59:11The bride is here.
00:59:13Here comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes the bride.
00:59:21Here comes the bride, here comes the bride, our bride.
00:59:22For this day, for this day, for this day, we'll come as well.
00:59:26We are for friends and we're together.
00:59:30To make it the perfect place she's always dreamed.
00:59:34Our hopes and our pride, our bride, our loving bride.
00:59:41We'll come to have a party like no one has ever seen.
00:59:45We're living in the land above, we'll not know where they'd be.
00:59:48We can't get on the party of the bride.
00:59:56Here comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes the bride of the day.
01:00:02Here comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes the bride, here comes the bride.
01:00:16Oh dear.
01:00:21I'm okay now.
01:00:25Don't be back.
01:00:27Shh.
01:00:29Shh.
01:00:30Quiet down now, everyone.
01:00:41Elegant.
01:00:43Cultured.
01:00:45Radiant.
01:00:46Victoria has found a husband
01:00:49with all these qualities and more.
01:00:54Serendipity brought us together
01:00:56and no force on earth
01:00:59could tear us apart.
01:01:22There's an eye in me soup.
01:01:35Oh, sorry.
01:01:42Fetch me, musket.
01:01:44Fetch your own musket.
01:01:45Oh, I'm off.
01:01:46Coming through.
01:01:46Oh, I'm coming.
01:01:47Oh, excuse me.
01:01:52You don't know me,
01:01:53but I used to live in your dead mother.
01:01:57Hey, hold on there.
01:01:59I love a woman with meat on her bones.
01:02:04Phyllis, who invited these people?
01:02:08They must be from your side, the family.
01:02:10Certainly not.
01:02:11Why, if my grandfather Everglot could see this,
01:02:14he'd be turning in his grave.
01:02:16Finish.
01:02:19Where do you keep the spirits?
01:02:30In other news...
01:02:31In other news...
01:02:32The dead wolf leader!
01:02:39Get back!
01:02:40Don't go and sneak up on me!
01:02:43Get back!
01:02:44Get back!
01:02:44Get back!
01:02:46Get back!
01:02:48Get back!
01:02:58No!
01:03:16Grandpa?
01:03:18Huh?
01:03:22Huh?
01:03:23Huh?
01:03:25Huh?
01:03:26It's true.
01:03:28Pelfrid?
01:03:30Oh.
01:03:31You've been dead for 15 years.
01:03:34Frankly, my dear,
01:03:35I don't give a damn.
01:03:50Right. That's it.
01:03:52We're going to take whatever money we can
01:03:54and get out of here.
01:03:55Money? What money?
01:03:58Your dowry.
01:03:59It's my right!
01:04:01My parents don't have any money.
01:04:03It's my marriage to you
01:04:05that will save them from the poorhouse.
01:04:08The poorhouse?
01:04:10You're lying!
01:04:12It isn't true! Tell me that you're lying!
01:04:14Did things not go according to your plan, Lord Barkis?
01:04:18Well, perhaps in disappointment,
01:04:21we are perfectly matched.
01:04:24My son won't go.
01:04:32Come as you were down,
01:04:37It's my mother.
01:04:40That's it!
01:04:41It's my mother.
01:04:44It's my mother.
01:04:45It's my mother.
01:04:49Yeah!
01:04:51That's it.
01:04:53There's nothing.
01:04:54Keep it down. We're in a church.
01:04:56Evening.
01:05:34Dearly beloved and departed,
01:05:37we are gathered here today to join this man and this corpse in marriage.
01:05:46Victor!
01:05:48Shh.
01:05:50Living first.
01:05:54With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:00Your cup will never empty, for I will be your wine.
01:06:06Now you?
01:06:12With this hand, I will lift your sorrows.
01:06:18Your cup will never empty.
01:06:22I will be...
01:06:30For I will be...
01:06:32For I will be...
01:06:35For I will be...
01:06:46For I will be...
01:06:49Go on, my dear.
01:06:58I can't.
01:07:00What's wrong?
01:07:03This is wrong.
01:07:06I was a bride.
01:07:09My dreams were taken from me.
01:07:12For now.
01:07:15For now.
01:07:15Now I've stolen them from someone else.
01:07:19I love you, Victor.
01:07:22But you're not mine.
01:07:29Victoria.
01:07:34Wow.
01:07:45Oh, how touching.
01:07:48I always cry at weddings.
01:07:53Our young lovers together at last.
01:07:58Surely now they can live happily ever after.
01:08:03But you forget...
01:08:05She's still my wife!
01:08:07I'll not leave here!
01:08:09Empty handed!
01:08:11You!
01:08:16Emily!
01:08:17You!
01:08:18But...
01:08:19But...
01:08:19I left you.
01:08:22For dead.
01:08:25This woman is obviously delusional!
01:08:34Sorry to cut things short, but we must be on our way.
01:08:38Take your hands off her.
01:08:41Do I have to kill you too?
01:08:48Victor!
01:08:49Catch!
01:08:51I'm sorry.
01:09:04I'm sorry.
01:09:08I'm not scared!
01:09:09There's no escape!
01:09:10I'm sorry.
01:09:11You got an evilį»c!
01:09:11Oh!
01:09:12Oh!
01:09:12Oh!
01:09:14Oh!
01:09:15Oh!
01:09:20Oh!
01:09:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:09:51TouchƩ, my dear
01:09:53Get out
01:09:55Oh, I'm leaving
01:10:03But first, a toast to Emily
01:10:06Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
01:10:10Tell me, my dear
01:10:13Can a heart still break once it's stopped beating?
01:10:20Let me at him, let me at him
01:10:22No, don't, don't hold me back
01:10:24We must abide by their rules
01:10:27We are amongst the living
01:10:31Well said
01:10:49Not anymore
01:10:54Yep, you're right, she's all yours
01:11:09New arrival
01:11:17Oh, Victor, I never thought I'd see you again
01:11:28Wait
01:11:30I made a promise
01:11:35You kept your promise
01:11:39You set me free
01:11:52Now I can do the same for you
01:11:54Oh, I can do the same for you
01:12:15Now I can do the same for you
01:12:29Oh, my God.
01:13:13Oh, my God.
01:13:16Oh, my God.
01:14:14Oh, my God.
01:14:16Oh, my God.
01:15:13Oh, my God.
01:15:16Oh, my God.
01:15:20Oh, my God.
01:15:49Oh, my God.
01:16:23Oh, my God.
01:17:01Oh, my God.
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