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Vladimir 2026 Episode 6 Engsub
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00:10I'm a beloved professor. I know you feel that way. Have you ever looked at my evaluation?
00:17I have always felt the origin of anger in my vagina, and I'm surprised it is not mentioned
00:21more in literature. Now, stop him out. You've been seen with him in public. He's my husband.
00:28That association is becoming difficult for the students.
00:31What? Incomfortable. In what way?
00:33Your behavior has been erratic. Well, you can't just fire me. There's a process. I have tenure.
00:39We are asking you to then put you on administrative leave until the end of the year, starting next week.
00:43We'd prefer it not come to that. I mean, who would take over my classes? We're in the middle of
00:46a semester.
00:47Cynthia, as well. File. What file? This is not about the file, but...
00:50That what? It will be better for you if you voluntarily step down.
00:54Why? Because if we put you on administration... Yes!
00:56Well, if you do that, David, I will absolutely never even conceptualize fucking you.
01:04It is? Yes. I have no interest in doing that.
01:09You don't? No.
01:12Thanks a whole fucking lot.
01:18I'm so... What?
01:27I mean, spell smoking is proving it on campus.
01:29You don't me understand? I could have been a feminist hero if I wanted to be.
01:34Since when?
01:35Three years.
01:36Lots of adoring, dewy young people just drooling over me as I lusciously spoke out.
01:41Ma'am?
01:42But it is against my principles.
01:44Are you going to put your cigarette out?
01:45I mean, I am my own person. I have done nothing wrong.
01:49May I see your ID?
01:50Oh, well, thank you for the compliment, but I...
01:52Oh, okay. Um, all right. I put it out.
01:54Okay?
01:55Now, may I find a trash can? Because I don't litter.
01:58I need your ID.
02:00Writing you a summons.
02:02What?
02:13Come in.
02:15Is this about time?
02:17Uh, sorry. Sorry. You heard.
02:20Heard what?
02:21Oh. Nothing. No.
02:24Yeah. Yeah, I know. I was on my way to class, and...
02:28I had to ask you, have you ever read Susie?
02:32Heard it, that book. I haven't encountered a voice like hers in a very long time.
02:36You know, when I read it, I just kept thinking, how could it be so emotional, so fun?
02:40I've read in a while.
02:41Oh, of course he thinks it's better than mine. It is better than mine.
02:45I believe in admiration, generosity, being...
02:48Yours.
02:48I bet you say that to all the writers.
02:55I don't...
02:56You just... You seem... I don't know.
02:59You look a little forlorn.
03:01Oh, God.
03:03What I thought...
03:05You're translucent.
03:08It's... It's beautiful.
03:12Can I put my arm around to you?
03:14Of course.
03:24I'll take you away.
03:30I'll see you later.
03:32Yeah.
03:33I mean, they can't just ordain that I...
03:36Opportunity. You'll still get paid.
03:38Not right.
03:39No? Brown suit, brown tie.
03:42Give me a pair of aviators, keep me...
03:44It's the only thing I can do from keeping me from losing my fucking mind.
03:47They're not allowed to keep me from my position when I did nothing wrong.
03:51Well, handle it.
03:52I'll...
03:52Bump!
03:53Okay.
03:58Is this Lila's writing?
04:00Dad.
04:00Hmm?
04:02May I take it?
04:05Alexis is gonna be here in an hour.
04:07She is?
04:08We were never really broken up.
04:10Well...
04:11Well, do you think you might have told me that she was coming?
04:13I mean, I'm really not in the mood for entertaining right now.
04:15Not on this big show, like some 1950s housewife whenever she comes.
04:19You don't have to entertain.
04:21What do you think?
04:22Can you try a different tie?
04:24Not a 1950s housewife.
04:25Sorry!
04:26What are you wearing?
04:27I don't know!
04:29Mom, optics are important.
04:32It's messed.
04:32We sell the house, move to Mexico, and everyone can fuck off.
04:48I'm needed here.
04:50Not if you're not teaching.
04:51I'm going to be teaching, John.
04:53I need to talk to somebody about this.
04:57Every year, the president of the college holds an event for business school alumni.
05:13They made lace lives.
05:16Lynn!
05:16Hi.
05:17What are you doing here?
05:19The real way.
05:21Did you hear about the administrative leave?
05:23I can't talk about that right now.
05:25Well, can't you ask Steve to intervene?
05:27No.
05:28Ask to look out for the college in general.
05:30Lynn, this is your chance to take a stand.
05:34You have a Ph.D. housewife.
05:36Because the only thing that's ever really mattered to you in your whole life is being approved of by men.
05:41Well, if I'm such a bone job, then...
05:47Now, Lynn said I could use her bathroom.
06:04I'm of a mind that if you come across a controlled substance, you should offer the apocalypse.
06:17Sid made this for me when she was 10.
06:28Sid?
06:30What's up?
07:35Good morning.
07:36Good morning, Sydney.
07:38Good morning.
07:39Did anyone feed you last night?
07:42Oh, yeah.
07:43Yeah.
07:43We ordered in.
07:44Say either.
07:46Visit on you and my mother would have been furious.
07:50No, no.
07:50Well, I mean, thank you.
07:52No, Simone.
07:52I hear you've come to save us.
07:54I'm just offering some advice and some moral support.
07:59Did you, Jen?
08:00Yes.
08:01And she told me to do nothing until after the hearing.
08:05That's good.
08:06She's very right.
08:08And don't worry.
08:09We won't be in your hair too much longer.
08:10Nobody's in my hair.
08:11We're gonna head back to the city right after the hearing wraps up.
08:14Together?
08:15Yes.
08:15I think you've proven that you're ready for the kind of relationship that she's been asking
08:18I'm talking like Alexis is not standing here.
08:21It's fine.
08:21I think Syd knows what she's ready for.
08:23Listen.
08:23But do you really think that she's ready to be a co-parent?
08:26I mean, she can barely look after herself.
08:29Babe, what did you tell her?
08:30I...
08:30I...
08:31No.
08:31It's our business.
08:32You're gonna be counting your eggs?
08:34She hasn't even got a job.
08:36I have five interviews lined up.
08:38In the city?
08:39Anything.
08:40Because I don't need to ask for your permission for everything I do.
08:43Like, I'm a fully grown adult.
08:44Well, you do not behave like one.
08:46Why are you being so mean?
08:47What's going on?
08:48Don't call me guys.
08:49I'm her mother.
08:51Where were you last night?
08:52Seeing a friend.
08:53You don't want me to be an adult.
08:55You want me to...
08:57You're the one who's mean.
09:09Why are you so agitated?
09:11I don't want to talk about it.
09:13They are asking me to give up my career.
09:16Wow, you are gone.
09:18You know what?
09:18You're right.
09:19Let's not talk about it.
09:19First of all, you could have spoken out against me or whatever you wanted and you chose not to.
09:24Excuse me?
09:25You have free will.
09:26Make your own choices.
09:27I...
09:28You're the one who let the door open for all this shit to happen.
09:30You mean so have I been more of a strict little wife than...
09:33I'm saying it was your idea.
09:35No, no.
09:35We can't...
09:36Good anti-establishment radicals.
09:38We didn't want to accept the status quo.
09:40Maybe that's what you wanted.
09:40I'm gone.
09:43You're gone.
09:44Fuck around.
09:45You were fucking around before we came to the agreement.
09:48That's why I suggested the fucking agreement in the first fucking place.
09:51Listen.
09:53You've always been the most important person in my life.
09:57What a lie.
09:58No, I'm serious.
09:59Good job.
09:59Because I want to be with you.
10:03I wish you could say the same.
10:24Not with a bang, but with an NP.
10:48And I can't have the man I love.
10:52Then at least I can do something decent.
10:56I want to tell you something.
10:57No.
10:58We're past that.
10:59Back up.
10:59Honey, I just want to tell you that I thought that this story was really rather brilliant.
11:03You defamed me.
11:04I'm serious, Lila.
11:06It really touched me.
11:08There's an honesty there that I admire very...
11:12No, that's not why I'm saying this.
11:14And you kept me from the scholarship.
11:15I don't think I did.
11:16You promised I would get it.
11:18No, I didn't.
11:19You told me easy, and you didn't put enough work into your application.
11:22I'm not lazy.
11:23You can be.
11:24The work was not strong enough, and you didn't try hard.
11:28Fucking cares.
11:29You know those people that are so good at things early on?
11:32Well, they usually turn into boring people whose biggest accomplishments are about your whole life in front of you.
11:39You didn't have to be great in high school or college or in your twenties.
11:43Nailing it when you're young.
11:45It's about clinging to the fucking rock face no matter who or what tries to push you off.
11:51It will be irrelevant soon enough, believe me.
11:59Okay, okay, folks.
12:01Folks, folks, I appreciate your dedication to this committee, but how much time do we want to waste on this,
12:05okay?
12:06The mother called the dean.
12:08Give it to her.
12:08That terrible precedent to say.
12:09He wasn't even close to it.
12:10Wait, wait, wait.
12:10It starts at one.
12:12It's okay.
12:15I plan to turn my next lecture into a public forum.
12:19I'll answer all student questions, including those about my marriage.
12:23I asked for the students.
12:25Well, of course you don't, Lawrence, because you're my frenemy.
12:28I'm not that.
12:31Sweetie, I agree with you.
12:32Speaking out.
12:32What outcome do you expect?
12:34They'll see I'm an open book, and they will understand.
12:38Sorry, I don't think the students...
12:40I know you're coming from a good place, but it's generational.
12:42They just think about these things in a really different way.
12:46Well, I can offer up my perspective.
12:47They just want us to be real with them.
12:49That's what I found.
12:51What?
12:52They want you to be real.
12:55All of them.
12:56Not a middle-aged career professor.
12:59We were all you once.
13:01We know what changes.
13:04Well, I am going to be holding this forum, whether you like it or not.
13:08And you are all invited.
13:11I'm a dermatologist.
13:18I'm a nurse.
13:19I'm a nurse.
13:21I'm a nurse.
13:24I'm a nurse.
13:27I'm a nurse.
13:27Sooner, about the case against my husband.
13:30It was difficult for me to know how best to proceed.
13:34I wanted to provide you with...
13:36Thank you very much for these.
13:38But if anyone has the urge to speak up directly, then I aim to be in a...
13:45First question is...
13:49Do you agree that what your husband did was wrong?
13:51Very different generation.
13:53When I was growing up, I was taught that my virginity was the most important thing about me.
13:59It was more...
14:00...stigmatized sex by telling women that it's going to hurt them.
14:03These were consensual relationships.
14:06So if I say that by the act of having consensual sex, then I am not comfortable with that.
14:16The next question is...
14:21Did you know about the affairs?
14:24But in full disclosure, we had a marital agreement.
14:29What do you mean agreement?
14:31Do you mean all of that?
14:33Like polyamory?
14:35Well...
14:38You could think of it.
14:40You could.
14:45Yes, Aaron.
14:47What's your take on...
14:48When your partner takes pleasure in another relationship?
14:51Oh, I don't feel that.
14:54How do you deal with...
14:56Jealousy can be an opportunity.
14:59Sorry, your husband's relationships involve power imbalances.
15:03Not...
15:04...ever on an equal footing.
15:06Aren't you adults?
15:07Aren't you capable of making your own decisions?
15:11It was a different time.
15:12I mean, I would argue that in the past, love affairs with all different kinds of people,
15:18some who lived a course, were considered, within reason, really kind of...
15:25...fun.
15:26So a student suffered.
15:28Yeah.
15:42I was looking for my...
15:44Anne?
15:46I don't know.
15:48You'll be fine.
15:49One foot in front of the other.
15:51Who's this friend?
15:53You been out every night this week?
15:55No, buddy.
15:59It's helping.
16:01What's helping?
16:39Inspiring.
16:39Inspiring.
16:58Oh, uh, this way.
17:02Oh.
17:03Saturday, no less?
17:05We thought it might be better to meet, not on campus.
17:08Okay.
17:11Is...
17:13No.
17:14Okay, then, let's just get to it, since this is profoundly fucking awkward.
17:22Wonderful.
17:24That is great.
17:26But the faculty...
17:28What do you mean by supervised?
17:30Your classes will be monitored.
17:32Monitored?
17:33By whom?
17:34I'll take women and American fit.
17:36We'll write up notes.
17:37It's...
17:38It's administrative.
17:40It's...
17:41Accountability.
17:42And then we'll meet bi-weekly that you are appropriately in line with our departmental goals.
17:47So you are going to be advising me as to whether or not my instruction will be meeting?
17:53It's a formalism.
17:54It's a safety issue.
17:55We want to make sure our students feel safe.
17:57Some students requested that you be revealed that this is a compromise.
18:02To placate them.
18:04Yeah.
18:06They're in charge.
18:11Well...
18:12I appreciate the update.
18:15Please don't want to leave this room.
18:21Um...
18:23Sure.
18:24Don't.
18:42It's the big day.
18:43Mmm...
18:43Yeah it is.
18:44How are you feeling?
18:45Good.
18:47Um...
18:48Alexis...
18:49Bullshit strategy.
18:50Mm-hmm.
18:51If you wanted to come or you can just meet us there.
18:53I'll meet you there.
18:55No.
18:56I'm coming.
18:58You sure?
18:59John, I mean this hearing is the only way out of this whole mess for you and for Mia.
19:04Cynthia coming?
19:06Which one, Cynthia?
19:42You're glad you're cheating.
19:44You done?
19:47Help me out I think I'm falling in my feelings I know.
19:53I'm in trouble again, I'm in trouble
19:56Cause you're a rambler and a gammler and a sweet-talking me
20:00I like your love, your freedom
20:20Help me, I think I'm falling
20:23Help me, I think I'm in trouble
21:18Help me, I think I'm in trouble
21:48Help me, I'm in trouble
21:53Help me, I think I'm in trouble
21:53Help me, I think I'm in trouble
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