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00:02:33A bit nippy.
00:02:37It's nice though.
00:02:38Nice.
00:02:42Do you mind if I see it?
00:02:44Oh, nice.
00:02:45Thanks.
00:02:52I didn't realise I'm so steep.
00:02:55Yeah.
00:02:58Oh, this is nice, isn't it?
00:03:11What have we got there?
00:03:12Oh, jam sandwich.
00:03:13Oh, my brother hates jam.
00:03:20Oh?
00:03:20Yeah.
00:03:22When you were kids, he wants a whole jar.
00:03:25He was sick for two days.
00:03:26Two days.
00:03:27Yeah, I know.
00:03:28Two days.
00:03:30I don't mind it though.
00:03:38Do you want one?
00:03:41No.
00:03:42I, um...
00:03:44I, uh...
00:03:54Yeah, maybe.
00:03:55Oh.
00:04:00Cheers.
00:04:02Cheers.
00:04:03Cheers.
00:04:03Cheers.
00:04:06Mmm.
00:04:09Yummy.
00:04:09Yummy.
00:04:22I just want to say that I'm sorry.
00:04:26Arden?
00:04:27You seem quite nice, really.
00:04:29I didn't think you would be.
00:04:30Oh, right.
00:04:31I just oversaw myself out in the end.
00:04:33Right?
00:04:34I'm sorry.
00:04:35I don't think I quite understand.
00:04:37Ah!
00:04:37Ah!
00:04:39Ah!
00:04:40Ah!
00:04:41Ah!
00:04:43Ah!
00:04:45Ah!
00:04:47Ah!
00:04:48Ah!
00:04:48Ah!
00:04:49Ah!
00:04:50Ah!
00:04:52Ah!
00:04:54Ah!
00:04:56Ah!
00:05:05I said keep him talking, not eat his fucking breakfast!
00:05:14What is it?
00:05:16It's jam.
00:05:19Wank.
00:05:23Well, come on then.
00:05:25Come on then.
00:05:33Ah!
00:05:37Ah!
00:05:37Ah!
00:05:37Sorry.
00:05:38Sorry.
00:05:40Ah!
00:05:43Ah!
00:05:46Ah!
00:05:58Well, let's go on.
00:06:02It was pleasant and delightful on a midsummer's morn, where the green fields and meadows
00:06:14were buried in corn were buried in corn, and the blackbirds and thrushes sang on every green tree, and the
00:06:27larks they sang melodious, at the dawning of the day, and the larks they sang melodious, at the dawning of
00:06:44the day.
00:06:46Ah!
00:07:02Ah!
00:07:03Ah!
00:07:10Ah!
00:07:11Ah!
00:07:51I'll stop the Burger King with this time, all right?
00:08:03Fuck's sake!
00:08:07What?
00:08:07All right!
00:08:10I didn't realize he was local.
00:08:12What?
00:08:13I didn't realize that he was from around here.
00:08:16He's not from around here, what are you talking about?
00:08:18Oh.
00:08:20He sounded it.
00:08:26What?
00:08:35Fuck!
00:08:38How?
00:08:39How?
00:08:40I don't know.
00:08:40I saw him coming out of the hotel.
00:08:42Fuck!
00:08:43Fuck!
00:08:44Well, look, just like him from behind.
00:08:46Yeah, but everybody looks like everybody from behind!
00:08:48No, not necessarily.
00:08:49That is...
00:08:51Fucking...
00:08:57Fuck!
00:08:58Fuck!
00:09:01Hello?
00:09:04Er, we're still here.
00:09:07He's here?
00:09:08Yeah.
00:09:11Well, I, er...
00:09:13He's here.
00:09:21Yeah.
00:09:41That's...
00:09:46What's he doing?
00:09:49I thought the plan was...
00:09:50The plan's changed.
00:09:53Is he upset?
00:09:56Well, check into a hotel.
00:09:59And then what?
00:10:02Uh, and then nothing.
00:10:03We wait.
00:10:06He's coming here?
00:10:10Oh, no.
00:10:12No.
00:10:12No, no.
00:10:12No, no, no.
00:10:16it's fine it's fine it's fine honestly honestly look at me look at me look at me look at me
00:10:22it's
00:10:23fine everything's fine put your belt on
00:10:48fucking festival price is my arse we like we're teenagers again hey what side do you want
00:10:56okay all right i'll take that side no i want that one sure
00:11:11forgot my fucking beads
00:11:18do you think he'll mind what that we uh we killed the wrong one it's all part of his plan
00:11:27sure
00:11:30it still seems a bit mean doesn't it tim i'm praying sorry
00:11:43that doesn't mean watch tv fucking spares no no look vick well it's safe to say you've
00:11:49certainly ruffled some feathers have i do i thought i was losing my touch and you really
00:11:54can't understand why your book is offending so many people sure i can understand it but
00:11:58that doesn't mean to say i have to care i mean i'm offended every day by the dogma peddled in
00:12:03churches and mosques up and down the country but you don't see me issuing fatwas or burning effigies
00:12:08of christ yes but the point is your side is this my book deals with facts with rational thought now
00:12:15if that makes people so insecure about their supposedly omnipotent god to the point of offence
00:12:49well your excuse
00:13:22Careful.
00:13:23Doesn't hurt.
00:13:27Hey.
00:13:30Do you laugh at me?
00:13:31Shut up.
00:13:32Sorry.
00:13:33Here you go, Jets.
00:13:35Cheers.
00:13:51Through our Lord, grant them joy and eternal brightness.
00:13:59Amen.
00:14:04Go on then.
00:14:06No, I'm all right.
00:14:08Suit yourself.
00:14:15What time's he coming?
00:14:17Afternoon.
00:14:18What do you want me to do before?
00:14:19Sleep.
00:14:21I was thinking maybe you'd go for Wanda.
00:14:24Just for a bit, you know.
00:14:25If you don't have to do anything.
00:14:26Oh, God.
00:14:28Rick.
00:14:30Jesus.
00:14:33Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:14:37No, Vic, leave it.
00:14:38It's fine.
00:14:39Oh, my God.
00:14:40Oh, my God.
00:14:41Vic, it's fine.
00:14:42Come on.
00:14:50One more time.
00:14:51What?
00:14:52Say his name.
00:14:53One more time.
00:14:54There's gonna be a problem.
00:14:55Do you understand?
00:14:55I'm sorry.
00:14:56I think there must be some mistake.
00:14:57No.
00:14:58No.
00:14:59Mistake.
00:15:00He that blasphemes against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness.
00:15:04Blasphemes?
00:15:04I'm sorry.
00:15:05We didn't mean to offend you.
00:15:06You think you can laugh at us, eh?
00:15:08You think you can fucking laugh at us?
00:15:10No.
00:15:11No, I don't.
00:15:12My sister's a Roman Catholic.
00:15:14Come on, Vic.
00:15:14Let's go.
00:15:19Well, then let this be a warning.
00:15:24Yeah.
00:15:25Yeah, of course.
00:15:26Yeah.
00:15:42Jesus Christ.
00:15:43What did you just say?
00:15:44What the fuck did you just say?
00:15:47I'm in bed.
00:15:49All right.
00:16:09So, how do we begin to grapple with this notion of heroism?
00:16:14What makes our heroes heroic?
00:16:17Is it success?
00:16:18Or final victory?
00:16:20Not necessarily.
00:16:23Oedipus was the greatest king that thieves had ever seen, until he wasn't.
00:16:27So perhaps then, heroism lurks somewhere between polarities,
00:16:31between good and evil, action and inaction.
00:16:36Milton has stated in lament,
00:16:38which way I fly is hell.
00:16:41And it's this indecisible...
00:16:48Light!
00:16:50Fuck.
00:16:52Light!
00:16:54Anybody?
00:16:57Can I get a ruddy light?
00:16:59Yeah, Mum.
00:17:06I'll have that off you, Trot.
00:17:08Right, Hodge!
00:17:09Yes, Mum!
00:17:10Hikers, who found him? Local?
00:17:12Yes, Mum.
00:17:13The Dennehees.
00:17:14Couple out walking the lab here.
00:17:16Their what?
00:17:17Their dog.
00:17:18Walking their dog.
00:17:19Farm.
00:17:19Right, how long do you think he's been here?
00:17:21Er, I'm not a coroner, Mum.
00:17:23I don't know.
00:17:23Just have a stab in the dark, love.
00:17:26Judging by the rigidity of his extremities.
00:17:29I'd say at least 12 hours.
00:17:31Right.
00:17:32So why did Jack and Jane bedpan only find him two hours ago?
00:17:35We've got something, Mum!
00:17:37Bring her down then, Frank! I'm not a fucking Sherpa!
00:17:39For fuck's sake.
00:17:41Hiking really is a wanker's pastime, isn't it?
00:17:43That said, our wanker looks like he came prepared.
00:17:46Pricey boots.
00:17:46Nice waterproof.
00:17:49Can't see an experienced walker tumbling 30 feet just because the weather picks up.
00:17:53Is she residing option?
00:17:54Cross.
00:17:55Here, Mum.
00:17:56We found it on the bench.
00:17:58Hi, Millie.
00:17:59Hiya.
00:18:00Frank, if you want to stick your dick in something, talk to the corpse.
00:18:02Yes, Mum.
00:18:04It looks like a bracelet.
00:18:05Shut it, Frank.
00:18:06Mum, have you seen the bruising round his neck?
00:18:08Oh.
00:18:11Oh.
00:18:14We found it.
00:18:52How'd you sleep?
00:18:53Fine.
00:18:56Yeah, it took me ages to nod off.
00:19:00You don't think you'll be looking for us, do you?
00:19:02Who?
00:19:03I don't know. Police?
00:19:05Get your fucking voice down, will you?
00:19:07Sorry.
00:19:16I don't want to go to prison.
00:19:17I'm not going to prison. Shut up.
00:19:20Anyway, even if we did, so what?
00:19:24Those saints went to prison. Didn't do them any harm, did it?
00:19:27Some twat blows himself up, gets himself in the front of every fucking paper.
00:19:31Maybe it's our turn, eh?
00:19:33They don't love God any more than we do, do they?
00:19:37No.
00:19:37No, so, if we do go to prison, and I'm not saying we will because we won't, but if we
00:19:44did, we'd be martyrs. Proper ones.
00:19:49There you go, see?
00:19:51Just stop thinking so much, all right?
00:19:55Good.
00:20:01Now, should we go and watch cartoons?
00:20:06What?
00:20:08I just thought maybe we could have a wander around town.
00:20:10Why?
00:20:11Just for a bit, you know?
00:20:13Don't think that's a good idea.
00:20:15I think this place doesn't seem that bad.
00:20:17Even Sodom had its good bits.
00:20:24All right, fine, you go, just for a bit.
00:20:26Oi, listen.
00:20:27Be careful, yeah.
00:20:29Remember while we're here.
00:20:51As I came, as I came.
00:20:55As I came for sandkink, as I came for sandkink, I heard a lassie sing.
00:21:01Oh, as I came for sandkink, as I came for sandkink, I heard a lassie sing.
00:21:22Hello.
00:21:23Hi.
00:21:24It's you.
00:21:26Is it?
00:21:27You were talking at the hotel last night.
00:21:29Oh, God, yeah, it is me.
00:21:30Sorry, I hope it wasn't too tedious.
00:21:32No, no, no, no, not at all.
00:21:33We had someone pull out last minute, so I got bullied into it.
00:21:37Oh.
00:21:41Anyway, nice of you to say hi.
00:21:43I'd better...
00:21:44Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
00:21:46Um, who's Milton?
00:21:48Sorry?
00:21:49Well, you were talking about Milton last night, about Satan.
00:21:54John Milton, yeah, he's, um, he wrote Paradise Lost.
00:21:59It's a very long poem about the Bible.
00:22:02Satan's the good guy, whoops, I'll have.
00:22:04Well, then, uh, what about God?
00:22:07God is kind of like a judgmental dad, constantly shutting down everyone's party.
00:22:15That, uh, that sounds a bit like my brother.
00:22:18Does it?
00:22:18Yeah.
00:22:21So, who else are you here to see other than me, obviously?
00:22:25Oh, I should have seen this.
00:22:28Yeah, you know, I think that's for kids.
00:22:30Oh, right.
00:22:32Oops.
00:22:33But, you know, it's all good stuff.
00:22:35Do you want to come?
00:22:37You know what?
00:22:38Normally, I would, but I'm just about to meet a friend.
00:22:41Oh, sure.
00:22:42No, no worries.
00:22:42Okey-dokey.
00:22:43But I hope you enjoy it.
00:22:44Thanks.
00:22:47Bye, then.
00:22:48Bye.
00:22:58Hey!
00:22:59Hey!
00:23:00Hey, hold on!
00:23:13Why are you reading that?
00:23:16Er, he hasn't said anything in about eight minutes.
00:23:18No.
00:23:19Why are you reading that?
00:23:23You wanted to see what all the fuss was about.
00:23:27There's just another jumped-up cock I think the world's waiting for his opinion.
00:23:31I've said it before.
00:23:33Do you know what?
00:23:33I'm going to say it again.
00:23:35This festival brings out the twats like nothing else.
00:23:39Are you sure there's a connection?
00:23:41What, a perfectly ordinary bloke?
00:23:43No debts, no dirty habits, loving wife.
00:23:46It's tossed off a bluff.
00:23:47The only weekend this place means anything to anyone.
00:23:49Yes.
00:23:50I think it might be a fat old coincidence.
00:23:53It's possible.
00:23:55Jesus.
00:23:56How would you sound like my therapist?
00:23:59Praise be.
00:24:00Here he comes.
00:24:02Locked off.
00:24:03Morning, Martin.
00:24:05Oh, Christ.
00:24:05Before you ask...
00:24:06Yeah, I'm asking you.
00:24:06Yes, I did get your messages.
00:24:08And, no, I don't have time to talk about it,
00:24:09because if you haven't noticed,
00:24:10I'm trying to run a festival here.
00:24:12Is it T.I. Hodge?
00:24:13Yes, I know.
00:24:14Millie used to babysit my daughter.
00:24:15Hello, Millie.
00:24:15Hi, Mr. Silver.
00:24:16How's it all going?
00:24:17Getting there.
00:24:18Your mum's been a great help sorting out that bunting.
00:24:20You see, you forget that you're the only person in Ilkley
00:24:22who somehow manages not to know anyone.
00:24:24Boo-hoo.
00:24:25You're going to invite us in?
00:24:26No.
00:24:42Peter's mother put her arm around him suddenly
00:24:44and hugged him in silence for a minute.
00:24:47Then she said,
00:24:48Don't you think it's rather nice
00:24:50to think that we're in a book that God's writing?
00:24:53If I were writing the book,
00:24:55I might make mistakes.
00:24:57But God knows how to make the story end just right
00:25:00in a way that's best for us.
00:25:02Do you really believe that, mother?
00:25:04Peter asked quietly.
00:25:06Yes, she said.
00:25:08I do believe it.
00:25:09Almost always.
00:25:11Except when I listen to Sarah and I come.
00:25:18Do you think you'll ever write a book?
00:25:20Oh, I have.
00:25:21Unfortunately, no-one wanted to publish it.
00:25:24You can stand on the edges in this job,
00:25:26but if your name's not on the list,
00:25:28you're not getting in.
00:25:29Yeah.
00:25:31When I was 15,
00:25:33Bobby Rhodes wouldn't let me play in his treehouse.
00:25:35Oh, yeah?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:37How did that work out?
00:25:39Well, my brother broke his nose.
00:25:41Oh!
00:25:42You're not the average festival goer, are you, Tim?
00:25:46What do you mean?
00:25:47Well, you know,
00:25:49you don't exactly fit the type.
00:25:52What are you really doing here?
00:25:55I'm just, um, you know.
00:25:58Well, you're teasing.
00:25:58Why shouldn't you be here?
00:26:00Well, stories in the end,
00:26:02as my dad would say.
00:26:05Sorry we tell them.
00:26:08Wow.
00:26:10Oh, that is fantastic, Margaret.
00:26:12Yes, we will make sure they're still and sparkling.
00:26:16All right.
00:26:17Yes, looking forward to it.
00:26:18Okay, take care.
00:26:19Bye-bye now.
00:26:20Bye.
00:26:20Bye-bye.
00:26:22If they cut their hands,
00:26:23you do tricks as well.
00:26:24And for the Nobel winners,
00:26:26what do you want?
00:26:27Okay, right,
00:26:28well, I want suspension of all festival events
00:26:30for the next 48 hours.
00:26:32You are joking.
00:26:34It's the final weekend, Louise.
00:26:36I mean,
00:26:37it's the biggest weekend
00:26:38in the bloody calendar.
00:26:40Yes, Martin,
00:26:41and there's been a bloody murder
00:26:42less than a bloody mile away.
00:26:43And the family
00:26:44has my deepest sympathies.
00:26:45They do.
00:26:46But I really don't see
00:26:47what that has to do with us
00:26:49unless the police want to start
00:26:51deputising novelists.
00:26:52Don't be a smart-arse, Martin.
00:26:53I'll twat you in the throat.
00:26:54Look, the reality is
00:26:55we've got 24 hours to find our man
00:26:56before our odds become considerably slimmer,
00:26:58so it'd really help our lives
00:27:00if we didn't have a fucking carnival
00:27:02going on around us.
00:27:03You need a holiday, Louise.
00:27:05Get out of Yorkshire.
00:27:07Okay.
00:27:07All right.
00:27:08That's how you feel, Martin.
00:27:09Hey, hey.
00:27:10Perhaps Helen would like to know
00:27:11about this waiter you've been going around with.
00:27:15Italian, isn't he?
00:27:17Very exotic.
00:27:19Louise,
00:27:21Helen and I have been
00:27:22amicably separated for two years.
00:27:25Enrico is my fiancƩe.
00:27:28Look, I know this weekend
00:27:29means nothing to you, yeah,
00:27:31but it's our single largest
00:27:32tourism boost
00:27:33of the year.
00:27:34I've seen Jaws, Louise.
00:27:37Don't make me the mayor.
00:27:38John, Martin.
00:27:40I've seen Jaws as well.
00:27:41I am fucking Jaws.
00:27:43And you are this far away
00:27:45from getting slapped by my fish dick.
00:27:53Congratulations on your wedding,
00:27:55Mr Silver.
00:27:55Oh, thank you, Millie.
00:27:57Oh, and regards to your mother.
00:27:59I hope she's doing okay.
00:28:04Fish dick.
00:28:06Fish dick.
00:28:10What now?
00:28:11Follow him home.
00:28:12Post a shit through his letterbox.
00:28:14How about some breakfast?
00:28:17Fine.
00:28:20I mean, they're all at it.
00:28:21It was a golden age
00:28:22of children's literature.
00:28:24Right.
00:28:25I see.
00:28:30Oh, gosh, I've got to go.
00:28:31Oh, okay.
00:28:33Um, it was nice meeting you, Imelda.
00:28:37It was nice meeting you too, Kim.
00:28:39Bye.
00:28:39Oh, um, there's an end-of-fest party
00:28:43at the banister tonight.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:45You should come along if you want.
00:28:46Uh, yeah, um, maybe.
00:28:48Well, it starts at seven,
00:28:51and I promise not to talk about books.
00:28:57What?
00:29:09I'm a naughty little boy.
00:29:11I'm a naughty little boy.
00:29:12Oh, um.
00:29:12Tim!
00:29:13Sorry, sorry.
00:29:13Tim!
00:29:14Sorry.
00:29:14For fuck's sake!
00:29:15Oh, don't look!
00:29:17Don't look!
00:29:20Knock!
00:29:24Hello?
00:29:25Hello?
00:29:28Not a little boy.
00:29:30Where have you gone?
00:29:32Hello?
00:29:34Oh.
00:29:36Hi there.
00:29:37Hello?
00:29:38Yeah, um, he's, uh, he's just...
00:29:40Okay.
00:29:42I like your room.
00:29:45Uh...
00:29:48Let's go.
00:29:49Let's go.
00:30:12There you go, love.
00:30:15Right, what can I get for you, love?
00:30:17Oh, no, um, I think...
00:30:19It's all right.
00:30:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.
00:30:21Oh, jeez.
00:30:22Sausage softie, please, Tina.
00:30:24And a black coffee.
00:30:25Coming up, one sausage!
00:30:27Any news on that dead bloke, Millie?
00:30:29Nothing yet.
00:30:31And his wife come down this morning, identify the body.
00:30:33Oh, poor hen.
00:30:35He went from Hockney, wasn't he?
00:30:37I don't know. Do something like that.
00:30:40It's awful.
00:30:41Whoever it is, we'll get them.
00:30:42Yeah. Throw away the key and let them rot.
00:30:45And for you, love.
00:30:47Oh, um, a bacon sandwich and an orange juice, please.
00:30:52Coming up, one bacon.
00:30:54I'll get that coffee for you, Millie.
00:30:58Here for the festival?
00:31:01Yeah.
00:31:02Business or pleasure?
00:31:04Business.
00:31:05Pleasure.
00:31:07Business and pleasure.
00:31:09Oh, you're a writer.
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:13Well, I'd better keep an eye out of you and Hunter.
00:31:16Mm-hmm.
00:31:17Right, there you go then.
00:31:19Cheers to you.
00:31:22Oh, enjoy the festival.
00:31:24See you around.
00:31:44Tim.
00:31:49Tim.
00:31:51Tim.
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:52Look, in the hotel, I wasn't...
00:31:54It's all right
00:31:57You don't have to
00:32:05How was your walk?
00:32:08It's fine
00:32:13What if we didn't?
00:32:15What?
00:32:17Hurt anyone else
00:32:21I'm not saying I don't want to I do I want to be sure no, I mean
00:32:26Sure that it's definitely the right thing
00:32:44My boys
00:32:47What will we do with you, eh?
00:32:59So
00:33:00Who wants to start?
00:33:04Victor
00:33:07We're...
00:33:08We're so sorry
00:33:09Well that's very gracious of you Victor
00:33:12Very gracious
00:33:14But you don't suppose I travelled all this way for an apology, do you?
00:33:19Or perhaps you thought I'd just make you say ten Hail Marys and everything would sort itself out
00:33:26Hmm?
00:33:28I don't think so
00:33:31Do you?
00:33:36I don't think so
00:33:37It was my fault, father
00:33:39Good, Timothy. Now we're getting somewhere
00:33:41No, it wasn't
00:33:42Hey, hey, hey, hey
00:33:43That's enough from you Victor, I'm talking to your brother
00:33:45Go on
00:33:47Well, I made a mistake
00:33:48Yeah, you did, didn't you?
00:33:51A rather big mistake
00:33:53Yes, father
00:33:56And?
00:33:59How do you suggest we fix this rather big mistake?
00:34:06I don't know
00:34:09You don't know
00:34:13You don't know
00:34:21No
00:34:22I'm sorry
00:34:22Yeah, alright now, we're back to apologies
00:34:24I didn't bring you up to your snivelling pigs, did I?
00:34:28I brought you up to be kings
00:34:33But we all fall short in the glory of God
00:34:37Though your sins be like scarlet
00:34:40They shall be white as snow
00:34:43Well
00:34:44We'll make it up to you
00:34:46I know you will, boys
00:34:49I know you will
00:35:01What's cooking? Good looking?
00:35:02Good afternoon, how can I help?
00:35:03Detective Inspector Brough, this is T.I. Hodge
00:35:06I need a record of everyone who's checked in over the last two days
00:35:08I'm not sure I...
00:35:10Let me just call the manager
00:35:12Oh
00:35:13That won't be necessary, sweet Tom
00:35:15We don't rub well with bureaucracy, do we, Hodge?
00:35:19Now, be a good boy and start printing, yeah?
00:35:24Anything stand out on that list?
00:35:26A few families, a lot of folk on their own
00:35:29Are we really gonna knock on every door?
00:35:31Have you got a better idea?
00:35:33No
00:35:35Hey, look at that
00:35:36I've got Professor Huckley staying here tonight
00:35:38It's my hero, let's start with him then
00:35:39You're lucky he might sign your text
00:35:43So, this time you must be certain, absolutely certain, there's no room for error
00:35:50Where do we know for sure that he'll be, eh?
00:35:55Well, at the talk
00:35:56Good, Timothy, very good
00:35:59At the talk, yes
00:36:02I think that's an excellent idea
00:36:04Why not let the world see God's wrath made plain?
00:36:09But then...
00:36:10What?
00:36:11But then how would we get away without everyone seeing us?
00:36:16Whoa
00:36:22I remember the day I took you in
00:36:25Like Moses in the basket
00:36:27Except you didn't even have a basket, did you?
00:36:30You poor, sweet boys
00:36:32And I was willing, wasn't I?
00:36:34To clothe you, teach you, love you
00:36:37And what have I asked in return?
00:36:40Eh?
00:36:41What have I only ever asked, Timothy?
00:36:46For our love
00:36:48For your love, yes
00:36:51But love
00:36:53Wants sacrifice
00:36:55Not just obedience, Timothy
00:36:58You won't forsake me now, will you?
00:37:03You'll be a good boy, yes?
00:37:09Splendid
00:37:12So, we'd better start making arrangements
00:37:15Before our distinguished professor's arrival
00:37:24Afternoon
00:37:25We're looking for Professor Oxley
00:37:27Er, he's not arrived yet, can I help?
00:37:29Detective Inspector Brough
00:37:30This is T.I. Hodge, we're investigating a crime in the area
00:37:32Right
00:37:33Yeah, we're just, er, carrying out some routine checks
00:37:36Well, like I say, the professor's not here
00:37:38Have a nice day
00:37:39Ashley, I've got you, sweet tart
00:37:41You haven't noticed anything unusual on your cleaning rounds, have you?
00:37:46My cleaning rounds?
00:37:49Oh, I...
00:37:50Yep
00:37:50Sorry, I just assumed
00:37:51She honestly didn't mean anything by this
00:37:53No, I'm sure she didn't
00:37:55I'm here to welcome the professor as part of the festival committee
00:37:57But I do have five minutes if you'd like me to shine your shoes
00:38:00We're very sorry to disturb you
00:38:02Have a lovely day
00:38:06Oops
00:38:09All booked
00:38:10Old library tomorrow, two o'clock
00:38:12Good, very good
00:38:14Right, but what if there's security?
00:38:17How am I gonna get near him if there...
00:38:18Timothy, would you pass me my bag?
00:38:26Take it
00:38:26Put it in
00:38:27Come on
00:38:47This was my father's
00:38:49Great man
00:38:50Valiant man
00:38:51Sort of man
00:38:53That doesn't exist anymore
00:38:55Why stay with my mother for so long?
00:38:57I'll never know
00:38:59Cowardly woman
00:39:01Timothy, come here
00:39:02Father, I think...
00:39:03Victor, be a good boy
00:39:05Make me another cup of tea
00:39:06Come on
00:39:12Right, now, give me your hand
00:39:13Hey, hey
00:39:15Timothy
00:39:18Hey, come on
00:39:19He's not gonna bite you
00:39:22Now
00:39:23You make sure
00:39:24That this is pulled right back
00:39:26Yes?
00:39:28And you can see the bullet in the chamber, do you see?
00:39:31Now it's very simple
00:39:33When the time comes
00:39:34You just take a big deep breath
00:39:37And squeeze
00:39:41Jesus, what a waste of an afternoon
00:39:43What now?
00:39:44I'll carry on
00:39:45You take the Grand Lodge, I'll try the lamp
00:39:47Not live?
00:39:48No
00:39:48Why are you telling me
00:39:50There shouldn't be
00:39:51Because
00:39:52If anything should happen
00:39:53Anything at all
00:39:55I need to know that you'll be ready
00:39:57Do you understand?
00:39:59But...
00:40:00Timothy, you're weak
00:40:01And God wants to be your strength
00:40:05Surrender to him
00:40:08And he will show himself strong
00:40:11I don't want to
00:40:14Excuse me
00:40:15Excuse me
00:40:18Afternoon, I need to conduct a search of the premises
00:40:20I mean, I can't
00:40:22I can't do it, I'm sorry
00:40:24You are just so begging me
00:40:27No, I'm not, I just
00:40:28I don't see why
00:40:29Be very careful, Timothy
00:40:31Very careful, remember who you're speaking to
00:40:35I moulded you
00:40:37I moulded you out of nothing
00:40:38Every sermon, every scrap of clothing
00:40:41Every lash
00:40:43That was me, do you understand?
00:40:45And now I'm asking for your protection
00:40:48I have been meek
00:40:50I have been guided, haven't I?
00:40:52But now they say you mean us close our church
00:40:54Leave our home
00:40:56When enough is enough
00:40:57We shan't bite our tongues anymore
00:41:00We shan't let them laugh at us, humiliate us
00:41:03Right, that's all the same
00:41:04Saul hath slain his thousands
00:41:06David has tens of thousands
00:41:08And I am asking you
00:41:10For only one, you understand
00:41:12Just one
00:41:12Take it!
00:41:15Wait!
00:41:19Don't do that
00:41:23Don't do that
00:41:28I'll do it
00:41:30Please, I'd like to
00:41:33Really
00:41:40There
00:41:43There, see?
00:41:46Now everybody's happy
00:41:51Everybody's happy
00:41:53Hello, please, can you open up?
00:42:02I can hear someone in there, can you open up, please?
00:42:11Hello, my dear
00:42:12Oh
00:42:13How can I help?
00:42:15Sorry to disturb you, Father
00:42:16I'm just looking for a Victor and Timothy Walker
00:42:23Are you either of those?
00:42:24No
00:42:25Have they done something wrong?
00:42:28No, no, not necessarily
00:42:29It's just they're the names that the room's booked under
00:42:31Oh, come here
00:42:34I understand, they're my boys
00:42:35They booked the room for me
00:42:37I can't get my head around this modern technology
00:42:40Right, sorry, so you're saying that they booked this room for you
00:42:43Under both of their names, yes?
00:42:45Is that a problem?
00:42:47No, no, no problem
00:42:52Do you mind if I come in, Father?
00:42:55Come in?
00:42:58You're alone?
00:42:59No, no, of course
00:43:00Come in, come in
00:43:09Come in
00:43:10Come in?
00:43:12No, no, of course
00:43:13Come in, come in
00:43:15In fact
00:43:17That's the kettle just boiled
00:43:19How about we have a chat over a cup of tea?
00:43:22It's funny, you know
00:43:23Before you knocked, I was thinking about that passage
00:43:26What is it?
00:43:27Matthew 5
00:43:28Blessed are the peacemakers, Father
00:43:31They shall be called the sons of God
00:43:33Daughters, in your case, of course
00:43:35Are you religious yourself?
00:43:37Nope
00:43:37Well, then maybe a chat will be good
00:43:39If you'll forgive me for saying
00:43:41You seem to be carrying some pain
00:43:44That must be exhausting
00:43:47Actually, do you know, I must be going out
00:43:49I've got a lot of room to get through, you understand, Father, so...
00:43:51Are you sure? I can't tempt you
00:43:53Maybe next time
00:43:54Well, I hope you find what you're looking for, Officer
00:43:57Good night
00:44:03Two o'clock tomorrow
00:44:06As the applause rises
00:44:08Let them see the decrepitude of their idolatry
00:44:14Good
00:44:17Good night
00:44:17Now, how shall we spend our evening?
00:44:19Now, how shall we spend our evening?
00:44:19Dashing away with the smoothies
00:44:21For my howling
00:44:35Good night
00:44:36You one of themedy
00:44:38Good night
00:44:41Oh, is it legit?
00:44:44Dare with trouble
00:44:46Does its worst giddy?
00:44:48Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:45:24I'm, I'm just, I'm gonna just.
00:45:28Oi, let him enjoy his time all night.
00:45:40Are you all right?
00:45:42Oh, you know, surviving.
00:45:45Any major breakthroughs?
00:45:46I won't pull back first, dear. The wind might change.
00:45:49So what now?
00:45:50Oh, I don't know.
00:45:52Maybe we should wrap up for the night.
00:45:53Call it in. Get Scotty Yard here first thing.
00:45:55No! I'm letting them bastards have it.
00:45:58The killer's here. I can feel it.
00:46:01Hey! It's you.
00:46:03Er, yes, hi.
00:46:05You here for the party?
00:46:06Sorry?
00:46:07Er, the banister?
00:46:09Sort of, yeah.
00:46:11Fun?
00:46:14Goodbye.
00:46:16See ya!
00:46:17Do you have no beds, a lot of them?
00:46:19I thought they seemed nice.
00:46:21You would.
00:46:22All right, sweetheart. Let's get you off.
00:46:24Oh, it's okay. I don't mind.
00:46:25No, no. I know what you girls are like without your beauty sleep.
00:46:29Drop me back at the office.
00:46:30Lucky me!
00:46:31I'll wrap up for the night.
00:46:34Tomorrow's ours! I know it!
00:46:54Hello. I need to speak to Imeldo.
00:46:57It's a party.
00:46:59Okay. Can I get a name?
00:47:00Tim.
00:47:02Tim?
00:47:03Tim.
00:47:05Yeah. I'm afraid it's invite only here, Tim.
00:47:08You might be better off down the road.
00:47:09Tim?
00:47:10You made it.
00:47:12Hello.
00:47:13It's all right. No idea is with me.
00:47:14How are you?
00:47:15I need to talk to you about something.
00:47:17Yeah, sure. Let's see.
00:47:19Hi!
00:47:32I'm afraid bullshit is a lingua franca here. Come on.
00:47:36But Milda, there's something going on that I need to talk to you about.
00:47:40Something bad is going to happen and I need to...
00:47:42Ah, there she is. Where have you been hiking?
00:47:45Take a deep breath.
00:47:47I'm just making sure it's every time.
00:48:04Tim?
00:48:08Shall we...
00:48:09He's one of your followers.
00:48:10Oh, literally, I heard.
00:48:12So what do you do, Tim?
00:48:15I'm, um, a warden at the church.
00:48:19I do the gardens as well sometimes.
00:48:21Gosh, Amanda, I think you've put yourself a live one.
00:48:24Fabian, I do apologise.
00:48:25My friend here is obviously unschooled in the art of tact and tolerance.
00:48:29Tim, I'm so sorry. I didn't realise.
00:48:31That's all right. I think I'm just going to...
00:48:32No, no, no, don't. Come on, please stay. They're all idiots anyway.
00:48:35Yes, yes, do stay.
00:48:36Fabian was only teasing. We can get you a drink.
00:48:38Imelda, could I help you for a moment?
00:48:40Oh, um...
00:48:46In fact, perhaps there's something you could help me with.
00:48:50I'm having particular difficulty with a passage in 1 Corinthians.
00:48:55And then the end will come when he hands over the kingdom to God
00:49:01after he has destroyed all authority.
00:49:05Now, do you not think there's an inherent contradiction
00:49:07in destroying all authority
00:49:09whilst handing back power to an omnipotent God?
00:49:13Because the only way I can rectify it in my head,
00:49:15and, granted, I won't be as read up on this as you,
00:49:18but in order to make sense of it at all,
00:49:21God the Father will have to face eradication,
00:49:24which I presume means pressing the self-destruct button
00:49:27behind the immovable boulder.
00:49:30That's just a joke.
00:49:31But there is something wonderfully nihilistic in it
00:49:34that God should judge himself so severely
00:49:37to the point of destruction.
00:49:38But I have to admit,
00:49:40that's the kind of God I can really get behind.
00:49:42What do you think?
00:49:48You know what?
00:49:49I think you might be in the wrong group after all, chum.
00:49:58Tim, Tim, where are you going?
00:50:08Idiot!
00:50:40Where the hell are you, Brittany?
00:50:44Sorry.
00:50:56Are you okay?
00:50:58Enjoying my final night.
00:51:12Where is he?
00:51:15Asleep.
00:51:16I don't have to worry about you, do I?
00:51:19No.
00:51:21No, you don't.
00:51:24I'm sorry, I...
00:51:28I'm back now.
00:51:30Yeah?
00:51:32Yeah.
00:51:35I don't want anyone laughing at us, Vic.
00:51:40They won't.
00:51:41I won't let them.
00:51:44I just wish everything wasn't so complicated.
00:51:51It's okay to doubt.
00:51:54You know?
00:51:56I doubt too, sometimes.
00:52:01I thought I saw him sitting in a restaurant, the bloke that we, that I, I wanted to tell him
00:52:16I was sorry.
00:52:19Tell him it was a mistake, because didn't he look just like Dad?
00:52:27Dad?
00:52:30Hey.
00:52:33Hey.
00:52:38It's alright?
00:52:41It's alright.
00:52:42Right.
00:52:52I always look after us, you know that.
00:52:56Yeah. Yeah, I know that.
00:53:01Come on. May? Let's go to bed.
00:53:06Come on.
00:53:09Here we go.
00:53:14Don't wake him. Don't wake him.
00:53:16No.
00:53:34Vic?
00:53:36Yeah?
00:53:38Do you ever wish that we could go home?
00:53:44Oh.
00:53:47I really love you, Tim.
00:53:55I really love you, too.
00:54:00Till tomorrow.
00:54:04No.
00:54:05No.
00:54:20No.
00:54:21No.
00:54:24No.
00:54:25No.
00:54:25No.
00:54:26They were as black as that could be with a dog.
00:54:33And one of them said to them is,
00:54:36Where shall we our breakfast take with a dog?
00:54:42Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, dog, dog.
00:54:45They flew away so eagerly.
00:54:49Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.
00:55:13Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.
00:55:21Dog, dog, dog, dog.
00:55:26Nowhere comes a fellow to great with young as she might go.
00:55:32Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.
00:55:34Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog.
00:55:56Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog,
00:56:18dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog,
00:56:21dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog,
00:56:21dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog,
00:56:21dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog,
00:56:24No, you'd better get going.
00:56:26Don't want to be late.
00:56:30You're...
00:56:32You're not coming.
00:56:33Me?
00:56:34No.
00:56:36Martyrdom is a young man's game.
00:56:39I've placed my trust in you both.
00:56:42Just as the Lord has placed his trust in the three of us.
00:56:49All right.
00:56:55I love you both.
00:56:58Good luck.
00:57:08I think I'm going to walk.
00:57:11Fine.
00:57:15Fine.
00:57:26As I came.
00:57:28As I came.
00:57:29As I can't return me, as I can't return me, as I can't return me, I've heard the last he'd
00:57:35seen.
00:57:35Or as I can't return me, as I can't return me, as I can't return me, I've heard the last
00:57:41he'd seen.
00:57:43Bill, this is the man I was after. Very much looking forward to today.
00:57:47I was just wondering if there was anything you wanted me to say in particular in your introduction.
00:57:53Why don't you do your thing and I'll do mine.
00:57:56Yes, of course. Yes.
00:57:59Er, well, break a leg.
00:58:04Don't break a leg.
00:58:10Ladies and gentlemen, please can you have your tickets ready?
00:58:29All right, thank you.
00:58:32Next.
00:58:33All right, thank you.
00:58:38Next.
00:58:40Next!
00:58:41Here, let me help you.
00:58:43Oh, that's very kind of you.
00:58:46Move your arms out, sir, please.
00:58:56You haven't checked your pockets, sir.
00:58:59All right, thank you.
00:59:06The whole bloody thing's made of metal, you retard!
00:59:13All right, okay, go through.
00:59:19Next.
00:59:21Next.
00:59:21Put your arms out.
00:59:22All right, thank you.
00:59:26Next.
00:59:35Tim.
00:59:37Hello.
00:59:38Are you all right?
00:59:39You look a bit...
00:59:40Yeah, no, I'm fine.
00:59:41I've missed all the good seats, so I think I'm just going to head home.
00:59:44Right.
00:59:45Come on, follow me.
01:00:12We don't have to do this.
01:00:13Don't be silly.
01:00:14That's the job.
01:00:15Um, look, why don't you go on and I'll just...
01:00:17Come on, come on.
01:00:18We're almost there.
01:00:21I just want you to...
01:00:24Um...
01:00:25How bad is that?
01:00:37Excuse me.
01:00:39Excuse me.
01:00:41Oh, thank you.
01:00:53I'm surprised you still came today after last night.
01:00:57Yeah, well, you know.
01:00:59I'm sorry I shouldn't have left you.
01:01:03You and Huxley seem quite...
01:01:06Oh, yeah, I know.
01:01:08Worst-kept secret on the festival circuit.
01:01:10Anyway, it's irrelevant now.
01:01:13Irrelevant?
01:01:15Yeah, I have this incredible epiphany that if something feels wrong, don't do it.
01:01:30Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming.
01:01:33It's wonderful to see so many of you here.
01:01:35Yes, even you, David.
01:01:39As the festival draws to a close, it is with great pleasure that I introduce our keynote speaker.
01:01:45He's a man who, frankly, needs no introduction.
01:01:49But I'm going to give him one anyway.
01:01:57A human juggernaut of wit and intellect, and one of the few moral authorities in an increasingly terrifying world.
01:02:06So, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together
01:02:11and give a very warm welcome to the one and only Professor Bill Huxley.
01:02:32Thank you, Martin.
01:02:33I'm positively blushing.
01:02:36Well, I must say I'm rather humbled by how undaunted my readers seem to be,
01:02:41considering that everyone thinks I'm going to be blown up.
01:02:44Personally, I take that as a compliment.
01:02:47Anyway, enough of the sentimentality.
01:02:49We've got work to do.
01:02:54Good morning, Ilkley.
01:02:56Rise and shine for another beautiful day in Yorkshire.
01:02:59Of course, we've got Professor Bill Huxley here.
01:03:02Who's next, please?
01:03:03Yeah, hi.
01:03:04I need a 25 minute of your time.
01:03:05I think we were first actually.
01:03:06I'm going to repeat ourselves.
01:03:07All right.
01:03:08I don't think you were.
01:03:09But my son's been waiting for 20 minutes.
01:03:11I really need to go.
01:03:12Well, maybe your son needs to learn that the universe doesn't owe him anything.
01:03:15It's like he's got shoes on his feet and he's not being sex trafficked halfway across Thailand.
01:03:19Excuse me?
01:03:21Excused.
01:03:21Oh, yeah.
01:03:22Yeah, I need 25 ml of liquor.
01:03:28Remind me why we're in Weatherby.
01:03:30It's only a place open on a Sunday night.
01:03:33Ah.
01:03:39We've finished that, yeah?
01:03:41Pretty much.
01:03:42Worth it.
01:03:42I don't see why he has to be such a massive prick about the whole thing.
01:03:45Oh, look at you, tough nut.
01:03:48I just think you should be careful what you're ripping down before you know exactly what it holds up.
01:03:52Come on, Hodge.
01:03:53You're lost on this profession.
01:03:54You should join the nunnery, do you?
01:03:57You've definitely got the arse for it.
01:03:59I'll take that as a compliment.
01:04:00Yeah, I do.
01:04:01Nuns at my school are the best buttocks I've ever seen.
01:04:04You're a Catholic?
01:04:06No, of course.
01:04:06I'm not a fucking Catholic.
01:04:08Do I look like a ruddy Catholic?
01:04:10No.
01:04:11God.
01:04:12Jesus.
01:04:12Do you think I'd let some bloke in a dress moan at me for three hours?
01:04:16Enough of that from the chief super.
01:04:18Mind you, they all start to roll into one, don't they?
01:04:20Look.
01:04:21They start to look the same.
01:04:23I wouldn't argue with that.
01:04:26By the way, I don't suppose Lab have got back with results on that bracelet?
01:04:31Mum.
01:04:34What is it, Mum?
01:04:37It's not a bracelet.
01:04:40What?
01:04:42It's not a fucking bracelet.
01:04:44How do you mean?
01:04:45They're beads.
01:04:46They're fucking prayer beads.
01:04:48I don't get it.
01:04:49What time's his talk?
01:04:51Huxley.
01:04:52His talk.
01:04:52What time, what time?
01:04:53Two.
01:04:54Bollocks, right.
01:04:54How quick he gets back into town.
01:04:56A lady sits at the arm from...
01:04:58Hiya.
01:04:58I need to speak to Martin Silver ASAP.
01:05:01Oh, do you want to put your foot down?
01:05:02I think it might be in trouble.
01:05:03And he said, bye, lady, bye.
01:05:06There's nowhere you can hide.
01:05:08For the love still be on love and he will lay your pride.
01:05:12I've often had the accusation of...
01:05:16Pure sensationalist.
01:05:18Said and done to sell books and make headlines.
01:05:22Please don't forget, I only wish to seek the undeniable empirical order of things.
01:05:29Not to divide society, but to improve our lot.
01:05:34Yeah, well, you can tell, Martin, if he doesn't throw me back in the next two minutes, I'm going to
01:05:38string him up by the bollocks and then I'm going to thresh him like a fucking piƱata.
01:05:43It's a Mexican paper animal full of sweets.
01:05:47Because ultimately there is no justice for the everyday hero.
01:05:50In reality, religion does not convey immortality upon its partisans, but only on those that spread it.
01:05:57All men throughout the history of our various civilizations who have used a false god to justify torture, rape, genocide,
01:06:08the oppression of women and homosexuals.
01:06:10These are the men that religion makes immortal, not the martyrs.
01:06:13Quite the contrary.
01:06:15Immortality is reserved for history's greatest villains.
01:06:18Liar! You're a liar and a fraud! Shame on you!
01:06:23For if we go on sinning willfully, after receiving the knowledge of the truth, we shall not be forgotten for
01:06:31our sins!
01:06:32Get up me! Get up me!
01:06:34Ah, there goes one of them now.
01:06:40If we might continue.
01:06:42Hello, Grandad! Could you fucking move?
01:06:46Right!
01:06:47Stop it!
01:06:49Right, Kirk!
01:06:50Where, then, does that leave us in relation to morality?
01:06:55If we reject the notion of a prime mover, are we, therefore, amoral?
01:07:02Absolutely not.
01:07:03To suppose that without ethical laws impressed upon us by some deity that we would be unable to discern between
01:07:11right and wrong is, at best, childish, and, at worst, utterly shameful.
01:07:16Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
01:07:19We must be accountable for our actions and for the decisions from which they derive.
01:07:26We cannot hide beneath a safety blanket, letting ourselves be dictated to by some dusty book, unless, of course, it's
01:07:34one of mine.
01:07:39The comforts we take for granted every day, shelter, tools, nutrition, these were gifted to us by science, not mysticism.
01:07:51Why, then, won't we trust science when it comes to morality?
01:07:56To be here in Oakley, where Darwin himself made the transition from the tyranny of belief to the sanctity of
01:08:06rational enlightenment, gives me hope that our civilization...
01:08:10The infringement of reality that religion offers, allowing us, instead, to regain our integrity, our individuality, and celebrate true autonomy
01:08:26of choice between the moral and the immoral, between right and wrong.
01:08:35I've made my choice, and now it's up to you. Thank you very much.
01:08:46Thank you very much.
01:09:14Now, I need everyone to remain calm. There is nothing to worry about.
01:09:18He's got a gun! He's got a gun!
01:09:20Enrico!
01:09:30Come with me.
01:09:37Can someone tell me what the fuck is going on out there?
01:09:45You?
01:09:46Shut up. Give me the gun.
01:09:48No. No, not yet. Come on through here.
01:09:52Get up. Get up!
01:09:54Ow! Ow! Shut up! Come on!
01:09:55Ow! Shut up! Ow! Shut up!
01:09:57Ow! Shut up!
01:10:02Ow!
01:10:02Nothing, Mum.
01:10:04You seem to be making a habit of this, Inspector.
01:10:08Look, I just thought...
01:10:11Look, I just thought...
01:10:12I just thought that...
01:10:19Shut the fuck up!
01:10:21Sorry!
01:10:23This one!
01:10:29Okay. You just thank God.
01:10:31No, no, no. I'm doing it.
01:10:33What?
01:10:33You've done enough.
01:10:35It's my turn.
01:10:37Please.
01:10:39I'll be right here if you need me.
01:10:44All right.
01:10:46You can't be serious.
01:10:53Okay.
01:10:53All right.
01:11:11Please. Please. Please, Dan.
01:11:12What is it you want?
01:11:15Money?
01:11:15No.
01:11:16No, I don't want money.
01:11:18Okay.
01:11:18Listen.
01:11:19What's your name?
01:11:20We met yesterday.
01:11:22I meet a lot of people.
01:11:23It's not always possible to remember everyone's...
01:11:26Trevor.
01:11:27Michael Francis.
01:11:28Tim!
01:11:29Tim!
01:11:29My name's Tim!
01:11:30Tim.
01:11:31Yes, of course.
01:11:33My name's Bill.
01:11:34Yes, I know who you are!
01:11:35Yes, of course you do.
01:11:37Look, look.
01:11:38Tim, you really don't have to do this.
01:11:41I'm sorry.
01:11:43But I do.
01:11:44Is this about Imelda?
01:11:46That's just a bit of fun.
01:11:47I am here on behalf of Hollywell Paris Church.
01:11:52What?
01:11:54This is about...
01:11:56But you're a Christian!
01:11:59So?
01:12:01Christians send letters that are jihad!
01:12:04Professor Huxley!
01:12:05This is for the souls you've led astray.
01:12:08But that's just words!
01:12:09It's nothing!
01:12:10It doesn't mean anything!
01:12:13Tim?
01:12:14Everything all right?
01:12:15Yeah.
01:12:16Yeah, it's fine.
01:12:18Yep.
01:12:20I'm going to kill you, Professor.
01:12:22Please.
01:12:23I'm going to kill you.
01:12:24And then we're going to turn ourselves in.
01:12:27Or maybe we'll just kill ourselves.
01:12:30You know, I don't know yet.
01:12:31Anyway, that does not concern you.
01:12:33Please, please don't.
01:12:33Do you repent your sins?
01:12:35I'm begging you.
01:12:36Do you repent your sins?
01:12:37Yes!
01:12:38Louder!
01:12:38Yes!
01:12:39Louder!
01:12:39Yes!
01:12:40Louder!
01:12:40Yes!
01:12:41I repent my sins!
01:12:45Fuck.
01:12:46What do you think?
01:12:47Come on.
01:12:47Tim.
01:12:49Well done, mate.
01:12:53Everything all right?
01:12:56Tim?
01:13:02What's going on?
01:13:04Shh.
01:13:05Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
01:13:06We've got to go now.
01:13:09Pardon?
01:13:10Tim?
01:13:11Everything all right?
01:13:12Yep.
01:13:12It's all good.
01:13:13Just give me a second.
01:13:16What do you mean?
01:13:17I mean, I'm getting you out of here.
01:13:20You're going to live.
01:13:22Hooray.
01:13:25But you just tried to shoot me.
01:13:28Yeah, but now I'm not.
01:13:29So please, hurry up.
01:13:32So what the fuck?
01:13:33What's that all about?
01:13:36Pardon?
01:13:36What the fuck is going on?
01:13:39Hey, you.
01:13:39What are you doing?
01:13:40Who's in there?
01:13:41Tim.
01:13:42Come back here.
01:13:43Get back here.
01:13:43Get after him.
01:13:44Open up.
01:13:45Get after him.
01:13:46Go on.
01:13:46Fucking hell, open the door.
01:13:48Open the door.
01:13:49It's the police.
01:13:50Come on.
01:13:52I can't believe it.
01:13:54The one imbecile, thick enough, to actually try to kill me, and he has a crisis of confidence.
01:14:01Shh, shh, shh.
01:14:01You waste that.
01:14:02I mean, what kind of fundamentalist changes is fucking mine.
01:14:06Open up.
01:14:07Open this door right now.
01:14:10Open up.
01:14:11Get out of the car.
01:14:12Don't do that.
01:14:13Don't you fucking dare drive one.
01:14:14Don't get out.
01:14:16This is troubling you believers, isn't it?
01:14:19You incense burning, bean counting, morning masses for all your pointless frenzy.
01:14:25You never actually put your money where your mouth is, do you?
01:14:27Because if you really believed in an afterlife, if you actually believed there was somewhere
01:14:32else besides this shitty place, you'd spike the sacrament with fucking cyanide and line
01:14:37up to dump it down.
01:14:39This is DCI Hodge.
01:14:41I'm in pursuit of a red hatchback driving normal line.
01:14:43Oh, my God.
01:14:44I'm in need of backup.
01:14:45The man may be armed and dangerous to the pink backup now.
01:14:48Because if you're young, you're just all snibberling little agnostics, aren't you?
01:14:52Syphatic Debbie Doubters, too terrified to pick a side, too scared to make a fucking
01:14:58choice.
01:14:59I have a fucking key!
01:15:01No, I am making a choice.
01:15:03Yes.
01:15:03Come on, you're not even going to be a hero in your own ideology.
01:15:06I don't want to be a hero!
01:15:12I just want to save your life.
01:15:16Even if you are a big knob.
01:15:22Now, please, can you help me get this open?
01:15:40I apologize.
01:15:43Acting in self-defense is too good an opportunity to turn down.
01:15:47You can't buy that sort of publicity.
01:15:51Sorry, Chuck.
01:15:51No, no, wait!
01:16:00Fuck!
01:16:01Fuck!
01:16:03Fuck!
01:16:04How do you turn this fucking thing on?
01:16:07Ah!
01:16:08And he said, hi, lady, hi.
01:16:11There's no way you can't hide.
01:16:13Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:16:17no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:16:21He said, hi, lady, hi, lady, hi.
01:16:21I'll come tomorrow at the same time and have you in me bed.
01:16:25He said, hi, lady, hi, lady, hi.
01:16:27He's going to clean them up in the way.
01:16:28He said, hi, lady, hi.
01:16:30He said, hi, lady, hi.
01:16:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:17:01no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:17:01no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:17:01no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:17:01no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:17:01no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:17:01What a station is on the ice.
01:17:02We will have to ride.
01:17:04We will have to ride.
01:17:06Focus!
01:17:07We will have to ride.
01:17:09There's nowhere you can hide.
01:17:11We will have to ride.
01:17:13We will have to ride.
01:17:26Ouch.
01:17:54I want to go home.
01:18:04It was pleasant and delightful
01:18:11On a midsummer's morn
01:18:16Where the green fields and meadows
01:18:21Were buried in corn
01:18:26And the blackbirds and thrushes
01:18:32Sang on every green tree
01:18:36And the locks they sang
01:18:41Melodious
01:18:44At the dawning of the day
01:18:49And the locks they sang
01:18:54Melodious
01:18:57And the locks they sang
01:19:01Melodious
01:19:06And the locks they sang
01:19:09Melodious
01:19:13At the dawning of the day
01:19:30Two weeks on, Father.
01:19:32What's the mood been like for you in the parish?
01:19:35Well, as I said, we're in shock.
01:19:38Deep shock.
01:19:40We saw no signs of the disturbance of those boys.
01:19:44No warning.
01:19:45We just wish we could have done more.
01:19:48And what about those suggesting some link
01:19:50Between the church and...
01:19:52Oh, absolutely not.
01:19:53No.
01:19:56No, an ill mind is an ill mind.
01:19:58There's nothing Christian about it.
01:20:00I mean...
01:20:02Put it like this.
01:20:04Parishioners are coming back to the church
01:20:06Who haven't attended for 20 years.
01:20:09And that's because at moments like this
01:20:11There is nothing more powerful
01:20:13Than community and Christian love.
01:20:18Professor, care to add anything?
01:20:22No, I'm not going to bite.
01:20:24This is hardly the time.
01:20:26But I would just add
01:20:28That I feel oddly grateful for the experience.
01:20:33I mean, I hug my kids a little tighter each night.
01:20:36I kiss my wife a little more often.
01:20:39Is this a softer side to Professor Huxley
01:20:42That will be evinced in future work?
01:20:45Look, both Enoch and I might seem somewhat divisive figures.
01:20:51I mean, we'd hardly share a platform like this
01:20:53In the normal course of events.
01:20:54But we both vehemently reject the terrorism embraced
01:20:58By these young men, particularly in this day and age.
01:21:02We understand the importance of putting aside our differences
01:21:06At a time when common humanity must come to the fore.
01:21:09Amen.
01:21:10Professor Huxley, Father Enoch, thank you very much.
01:21:13You'll be sticking around for a look at tomorrow's headlines.
01:21:15Oh, we're not going anywhere.
01:21:17Fantastic.
01:21:19Back now to the suspected terror attack in Rome.
01:21:23Reports say that a man in his early thirties
01:21:25On this one of the worst works of all the mess,
01:21:31But he's the only thing that we're here in Rome.
01:21:34But he's the only thing that we're here in Rome.
01:21:40Oh, I believe.
01:21:42I believe.
01:21:43I believe.
01:21:43I believe.
01:21:43I believe.
01:21:45In the Lord above.
01:21:47Oh, I believe I've been saved by His sweet, sweet, sweet love.
01:21:56Oh, I believe, I believe that the Lord becomes a song.
01:22:05I believe I will end up when my sweet Jesus falls.
01:22:12I was weak, but now I'm strong.
01:22:17What will the love guide me all day long?
01:22:21I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, yes I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I
01:22:37believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
01:22:42I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe in the Lord above.
01:23:10Oh, I believe, I believe, I believe, I've been saved by His sweet, sweet, sweet love.
01:23:19Oh, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, that the Lord becomes a song.
01:23:27I believe, I believe, I will end up when my sweet Jesus falls.
01:23:35I was weak, but now I'm strong.
01:23:39What will the love guide me all day long?
01:23:44I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
01:23:55I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe.
01:24:09Well, I believe, I believe, but I do believe in the love of love.
01:24:17I've been saved by His sweet, sweet love.
01:24:25You
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