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00:00:05Open your legs up for me, wider.
00:00:07Like that?
00:00:09Like that.
00:00:16Oh yeah, right there.
00:00:20Are you sure you're ready for me to take your virginity?
00:00:22This is the only thing I've ever wanted in my whole life.
00:00:25I only want you.
00:00:30Your mother's gonna kill me.
00:00:32But I don't care.
00:00:34You're all I've ever wanted to.
00:00:47That's how Brett Harrison, the star quarterback, my brother's best friend, claimed my soul, my body, and my virginity on
00:00:53my 18th birthday.
00:00:54In my fantasy, anyway.
00:00:57Brett has been the leading man of my smut fanfic for a year.
00:01:00In reality, he's completely out of my league.
00:01:03It's pure tragic.
00:01:04Not only is he the star quarterback, but he's also my brother's best friend.
00:01:08So to him, I'm just a little sister.
00:01:12Oh shit!
00:01:14Fucking dumbass!
00:01:16Stupid!
00:01:17Stupid!
00:01:20Pay attention to what you're doing.
00:01:22Could've been really bad.
00:01:25Oh fuck.
00:01:26Oh my god.
00:01:28What?
00:01:29No!
00:01:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:01:31Oh my god.
00:01:33Tell me I didn't just send Brett Harrison a 4,000 word pure smut starring him!
00:01:42Alright.
00:01:43Welcome to the kingdom, Allie.
00:01:45You can crash here when I'm off at the league this year.
00:01:48This is awesome.
00:01:49I mean, finally, no rules, no parents.
00:01:52And best of all, there's no you.
00:01:56But you are welcome to my housewarming party tonight.
00:01:58But bring something.
00:01:59Not so fast.
00:02:01You're not staying here alone.
00:02:03I got you a roommate.
00:02:04You're just gonna keep an eye on you.
00:02:05What?
00:02:06A roommate?
00:02:07No, I'm an adult.
00:02:08I don't need a babysitter, Ron.
00:02:10No, no.
00:02:11You're a big baby.
00:02:12And you know it.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:14Fine.
00:02:15Who is it?
00:02:35Hey, roomie.
00:02:36It's been a while.
00:02:37You've, uh, definitely grown up.
00:02:41Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.
00:02:43I'm living with Brett Harrison.
00:02:45The same Brett Harrison I accidentally emailed a 10-page smut about us.
00:02:50Uh, Ellie, my eyes are up here.
00:02:53Wait, Ellie.
00:02:54Sorry.
00:02:55Whoa, Ellie.
00:02:56Quit drooling.
00:02:56Come on, that's gross.
00:02:57I wasn't, I wouldn't call it drooling.
00:02:59I would say it's zoning out.
00:03:01And, dude, you gotta start wearing a shirt.
00:03:04Put some actual pants on.
00:03:05You can't go commando in front of my little sister.
00:03:06Yeah, just get out of the shower.
00:03:08I don't care, man.
00:03:09Alright?
00:03:09You're on watch duty now.
00:03:10You gotta keep the horny jacks away from her.
00:03:12Okay?
00:03:13And remember, most important part, row code.
00:03:15We don't mess with each other's sisters.
00:03:17Where are we?
00:03:18I don't want to sleep with you, Ron.
00:03:19Catch you later, okay?
00:03:20Okay.
00:03:20Catch you after practice, okay?
00:03:22Alright, later, bye.
00:03:25You know, I don't think that I'm the one having a hard time keeping it in my pants.
00:03:34Hey, hey, it reminds me.
00:03:36Have you gotten any weird emails from me?
00:03:40I don't know.
00:03:42Why don't you let it define weird?
00:03:44It's like a virus, maybe, or scam, bug, like anything like that.
00:03:52Sometimes they have files that, like, will give you a virus if you open it, so you just
00:03:56don't want to open it.
00:03:57And if you see anything from me, you should just delete it right away and don't ever look
00:04:01at it.
00:04:01Yeah, right.
00:04:03A virus just happened to write ten pages of smut about us having sex.
00:04:08That's a bummer, huh?
00:04:09Yeah.
00:04:10No, I've been, uh, you know, at a training camp the last, like, two weeks, so I, uh,
00:04:15any signal.
00:04:16So he hasn't seen it.
00:04:18I'm safe.
00:04:19Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:22Wow, what's on the email?
00:04:23Anything, uh, scandalous or inappropriate?
00:04:26Anything I should, uh, know about?
00:04:27Nothing.
00:04:28Nothing.
00:04:29Because, you know, like I am, I'm gonna be looking after you now.
00:04:31I made a promise to Ron, so, uh, if there's anything I need to know about, you should,
00:04:35uh, tell me.
00:04:37No, nothing.
00:04:38Nothing scandalous.
00:04:39I, I'm gonna go, actually, um, I have to go.
00:04:41Oh, good to see you.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:47Deep breath.
00:04:48This is my year.
00:04:50New city.
00:04:51New school.
00:04:52I'm gonna make this squad.
00:04:53And I'm not going to think about Brett's stupid, perfect abs.
00:05:15What is a size eight doing in my locker room?
00:05:18Uh, more like a 12.
00:05:23Hi, um, I'm Allison.
00:05:25I would really love to be on your cheerleading team.
00:05:28Sweetie.
00:05:29Cheerleaders need to be liftable and more delicate.
00:05:33You know what I mean?
00:05:34Uh, but I was captain of my high school team and I went really fast.
00:05:39Okay.
00:05:40You want a shot?
00:05:42But you have to prove you have guts first.
00:05:45Okay.
00:05:45Yeah, I'll do anything.
00:05:46Go talk to the football captain.
00:05:48If he's okay with someone your size on his sidelines, then I'm fine with it.
00:05:54Sure.
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56Um, where is he?
00:05:57He's in a team meeting.
00:05:59Down the hallway, third door on the left.
00:06:01And just barge in.
00:06:03Be aggressive.
00:06:04He loves them.
00:06:07See you later.
00:06:12Oh, I can't with these delusional virgins.
00:06:16She seriously thinks she can just talk to the king of the campus.
00:06:19Brett's gonna eat her live.
00:06:26Third door.
00:06:27Meeting room.
00:06:28Show him aggression.
00:06:29I got this.
00:06:39Oh my god.
00:06:41Oh my god.
00:06:43You, uh, lost baby girl?
00:06:45Cause, uh, you just come here for a show.
00:06:47Hmm.
00:06:47We lost and we still gotta start.
00:06:52Hope you brought your meat pads, virgin.
00:06:55No!
00:06:56No!
00:06:58Don't be shy, baby.
00:06:59Turn around.
00:07:01Whoa!
00:07:06Look, I'm here in official business, okay?
00:07:08I just, I need to see the captain.
00:07:10Actually, uh, I have a captain right here.
00:07:12Were you needing a salute?
00:07:16Um...
00:07:16Back off.
00:07:34You looking for me?
00:07:37You looking for me?
00:07:39What do you think you're doing in the boys locker room?
00:07:41Brett?
00:07:42He's the football captain?
00:07:45Of course he is.
00:07:46Who else could it be?
00:07:48Look, I need to ask you something.
00:07:50You know, you have a habit of walking in at me when I'm half naked.
00:07:54Brett, this is serious, okay?
00:07:55The girls on the cheerleading team said that I need to ask your permission to be put on the squad.
00:07:59Elson, I think these girls are messing with you.
00:08:02I'm the captain of the team, but that doesn't mean I decide the roster the coach is in.
00:08:06Oh, my God.
00:08:07It's all right.
00:08:08Uh, I, I have to go.
00:08:11Cool it down, sweetheart.
00:08:12You look thirsty.
00:08:21Hey, well, great.
00:08:22Well, you guys are going to be running lapsing, you fucking puke.
00:08:24Put it down!
00:08:29What's that?
00:08:30Well, let's get you out of here.
00:08:31I don't want to just see you like this.
00:08:33It's okay, I can just go out.
00:08:45I finally did it.
00:08:47The thing I fantasized about since I was 12 years old.
00:08:50I kissed my brother's best friend.
00:08:52And holy hell, it felt good.
00:08:56The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:01Touchdown!
00:09:03I slipped.
00:09:11You guys are benched.
00:09:12It's just a joke.
00:09:14Seriously?
00:09:16The captain just got sacked by the team version!
00:09:20Don't look, it's a kisser.
00:09:22In the men's shower, Elson, unhinged.
00:09:25Does he kiss as good as he looks?
00:09:27Kill me now.
00:09:34What are you doing here?
00:09:37I'm here to pick you up.
00:09:38Obviously.
00:09:41Didn't your practice end like four hours ago?
00:09:43Yes, it did.
00:09:44You've just been waiting.
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47And whose fault is it?
00:09:49I messaged you.
00:09:50Oh crap.
00:09:52I blocked him the second I hit send on that smut.
00:09:54I was dying of embarrassment.
00:09:56I must have missed your message.
00:09:59Sorry.
00:10:00Missed my message?
00:10:02You know, I don't think so.
00:10:04I think.
00:10:05I've been blocked for a month.
00:10:07Why?
00:10:08Okay, come on.
00:10:09What?
00:10:09Just give it back.
00:10:11Whatever you...
00:10:11Hold on.
00:10:13You're texting Chad?
00:10:15I've been blocked for a month, but you're texting Chad at midnight.
00:10:18You know, Chad's a walking SGD.
00:10:20He sleeps with everything that moves.
00:10:21Are you into that?
00:10:22We're doing a school project together.
00:10:24Ah, a school project.
00:10:25Yes!
00:10:26You know, Chad is definitely known for his academic passions.
00:10:29Well, it's the truth.
00:10:30So, can you just give me my phone back, please?
00:10:32Hold on.
00:10:33Let me do something really quick.
00:10:34What are you doing?
00:10:35There you go.
00:10:36Chad is deleted.
00:10:37What?
00:10:38What?
00:10:38Stop!
00:10:39Dirty them.
00:10:40That's not cool.
00:10:41You can't do that.
00:10:42Because that's not fair.
00:10:43Uh, yes it is.
00:10:45Because listen, you're my business now.
00:10:48So right now, I want you to open your phone.
00:10:51I said take your phone out.
00:10:55Cool.
00:10:56Do what?
00:10:57I want you to, uh, pin my contact to the top.
00:11:08Keep it cool, Alison.
00:11:10Act like you've been in a car before.
00:11:12This is literally my fanfic.
00:11:15The car, the moonlit night, and the brooding quarterback.
00:11:20I'm gonna spontaneously combust.
00:11:24Are you sure you want me to take your attention?
00:11:28This is all I've ever wanted.
00:11:30My only.
00:11:32My only have ever wanted you.
00:11:38Yes.
00:11:39Rhett.
00:11:40Harder.
00:11:41Faster.
00:11:42I'm coming.
00:11:44Are you alright?
00:11:45Yes.
00:11:46Any a little bit of air.
00:11:47It's really hot in here.
00:11:48I shouldn't mess with her like this.
00:11:51Ron is gonna kill me, but she's too cute.
00:11:56No, I just, like...
00:12:05Oh my god.
00:12:06Even my stories didn't go that far.
00:12:08I mean, if we actually have sex in real life, would I even survive that?
00:12:12You have double XL condoms, you too.
00:12:15I'll tell you this.
00:12:16Keep a garage.
00:12:17Do you actually use those?
00:12:19Yeah.
00:12:20They use your face.
00:12:21There's no way.
00:12:23That's like a sleeping bag.
00:12:25What would you like to know?
00:12:31Yeah, well, you're the one leaving your stash out in the open, so...
00:12:34Yeah, you're the one who tackled me in the boys locker room.
00:12:37You kissed me back.
00:12:38You basically attacked me.
00:12:40I was just trying not to crack my head against the floor.
00:12:48Pathetic.
00:12:49I'm actually pathetic.
00:12:50I thought he'd kiss me back.
00:12:52I'm such an idiot.
00:12:54Forget I said anything.
00:12:56You know what, why don't we talk about something that matters?
00:12:58Now that you're my responsibility, we're gonna sit in some new ground rules.
00:13:02Excuse me?
00:13:02There's gonna be a 9pm curfew.
00:13:06No parties, no frat boys.
00:13:08And you're gonna share your live location with me for the time.
00:13:10Are you insane?
00:13:12Who do you think you are?
00:13:13My father?
00:13:19I'm your roommate.
00:13:20And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:13:24So he does just see me as a liability.
00:13:27Yeah.
00:13:28We're roommates.
00:13:30And that means we're equals.
00:13:32And that means you don't get to tell me what to do.
00:13:35So you're forgetting the point where I said that I am your brother's best friend.
00:13:39And Ron has already given me permission to boss you around and do whatever I want you to do to
00:13:43make sure that you're safe.
00:13:45Why don't you consider me your brother Pro Max?
00:13:49Nope.
00:13:50Definitely not thinking of him as a brother extra large.
00:13:53No.
00:13:54Pro Max.
00:13:56Not when he looks like that.
00:13:59You're pregnant, don't you?
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:02This whole thing is ridiculous.
00:14:06First, you delete my friend's number from my phone.
00:14:08Now you're trying to talk to me about curfews and what parties I can go to.
00:14:12You don't get to tell me about them.
00:14:14I'm not your prisoner.
00:14:16You don't control what I do.
00:14:18Yes, I do.
00:14:31Freshman initiation party tonight at Club Vibe.
00:14:34Fetish slash lingerie dress code.
00:14:38Mandatory for all wannabe cheerleaders.
00:14:41Lingerie?
00:14:42Seriously?
00:14:44But if I don't go, it'll be social suicide and I'll never make the squat.
00:14:48I'm not letting Rita win.
00:14:51I'm your roommate.
00:14:53And I'm also your brother's best friend.
00:14:55Since that's all he wants to be, a roommate, my brother's best friend, screw him.
00:15:00I don't take orders from those.
00:15:02I don't take orders from those.
00:15:04Are you ready for this ride?
00:15:06Come on!
00:15:07Let's get it up, let's go.
00:15:09Get your body on the dance floor.
00:15:12Boy, you know I got it.
00:15:22Oh my god.
00:15:24Did you actually show up in lingerie?
00:15:30Look everyone, the strippers arrived.
00:15:33Let's all give Little Miss Hooker a round of applause for being tonight's entertainment.
00:15:40Thanks.
00:15:41At least I don't look so ordinary.
00:15:44You spend so much of your life trying to embarrass me.
00:15:47I'm starting to think you have a crush, Rita.
00:15:51Now, are we gonna have some fun?
00:15:53Or is everyone just gonna stand around taking pictures of me all night?
00:15:57Turn the music up.
00:15:58Let's play a game.
00:16:14I dare you to call a guy and get him to come here and make out with you right now.
00:16:25Shit.
00:16:26I don't have any guy friends here.
00:16:28Chad is deleted and I can't call Brett.
00:16:31What's the matter?
00:16:32No guys want you?
00:16:34Tick tock, sweetie.
00:16:36She's stalling.
00:16:38She doesn't have anyone to call.
00:16:40You can't get a guy?
00:16:41You dress like a hooker, you flash your tits and a single man wants to claim yours?
00:16:46Just give me a second.
00:16:56Hey, Allison.
00:16:58Yeah, I...
00:17:05That is punishment for wasting your time.
00:17:08But you're so thirsty.
00:17:10Lick it up.
00:17:25Brett?
00:17:27What's up?
00:17:28Where are you?
00:17:30Matt Club Vibe.
00:17:31I, um...
00:17:32I lost a dare.
00:17:34Yeah?
00:17:35What kind of dare?
00:17:38I need a man to claim me in front of everyone.
00:17:42Allison, are you asking me to go to a club after I told you that I didn't think it was
00:17:46a good idea for you to go outside?
00:17:48Come on.
00:17:49Brett, please.
00:17:49This is serious.
00:17:50Can you just come get me?
00:17:51No, Allison.
00:17:52You know what?
00:17:53You want it to break the rules?
00:17:54You enjoy your night.
00:17:55Brett, please!
00:18:00How dare you even think of Brett?
00:18:02He'd rather die than be seen with a slut like you.
00:18:05You literally stalked him into the men's showers.
00:18:09I'm surprised he hasn't signed a restraining order yet.
00:18:17Where do you think you're going?
00:18:18Grab her.
00:18:19What?
00:18:20No!
00:18:20Get off of me!
00:18:21You lost the dare.
00:18:22You paid the price.
00:18:26You need to loosen up.
00:18:28You couldn't get Brett's touchy, that's fine.
00:18:29We'll help you lower your standards.
00:18:34No!
00:18:46What was that?
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:49Jason here has volunteered to help you finish your dare.
00:18:56Freeze!
00:18:57Come on, sweetheart!
00:18:59A dare is a dare!
00:19:00Stop fighting it!
00:19:03I'm doing you a favor.
00:19:04Taking that V-card out of your ass.
00:19:14Please!
00:19:15Please stop!
00:19:17Forgetting this?
00:19:17That's what gets used.
00:19:21Hey asshole!
00:19:34Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:36Don't you ever put your hands on my girl again.
00:19:39Oh!
00:19:43Oh!
00:19:47Brett!
00:19:48This is a total overreaction.
00:19:50Jason and Ally were just having fun together.
00:19:52I mean, look at how she's dressed.
00:19:54She's practically begging for it.
00:20:06You know, I better not see any videos of this online, or else you are fucking dumb.
00:20:11And that goes for everybody.
00:20:13I don't want to see one picture of one video.
00:20:15Does everybody understand that?
00:20:18Great!
00:20:19We're going to delete them right now.
00:20:23Yep.
00:20:25You okay?
00:20:27Come on.
00:20:29Let's go.
00:20:36Hey!
00:20:37Hey!
00:20:38What do you think you're doing?
00:20:40What do you think you're doing?
00:20:41Sneaking out?
00:20:42Going to a place like this?
00:20:44What would have happened if I hadn't shown up, huh?
00:20:47What did you mean back there?
00:20:52Back where?
00:20:54When you told everyone that I'm your girl.
00:20:59The literal meaning.
00:21:01I completely lost it when that piece of shit was touching you.
00:21:05I told Ron that I was going to protect you.
00:21:07And that's exactly what I'm doing?
00:21:10Yeah.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:13Because I'm just Ron's little sister, huh?
00:21:15Always causing trouble.
00:21:16Please, just put this out.
00:21:18Happy?
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:24Well, you know what?
00:21:25I don't think it's a good idea for you to be going anywhere dressed like this.
00:21:28Like I'm desperate?
00:21:29No, that's not true!
00:21:30I know, okay?
00:21:31I'm a total joke.
00:21:32Bullshit!
00:21:32You're trying to impress people that don't matter, okay?
00:21:35These people are not your friends and you're lowering your standards.
00:21:37I know!
00:21:38I know!
00:21:38Obviously, I know Rita's not my friend.
00:21:40And I know that I'm a pathetic loser.
00:21:42And I know that I'm not good enough for you!
00:21:45That's not true.
00:21:47Fuck Rita.
00:21:48Fuck everybody.
00:21:51Allison, you're perfect just the way that you are.
00:21:53I don't want to be me, okay?
00:21:54I want to be liked, I want to be wanted.
00:21:56And I want someone who will answer when I call them!
00:22:00I'll always answer when you call.
00:22:02I'll always be there.
00:22:03So what does that mean?
00:22:05What does that mean for us?
00:22:07What am I to you, Brent?
00:22:10I'm losing my mind.
00:22:12I know the rules, but look at her.
00:22:15All I can think, just this once.
00:22:19What?
00:22:23Say it, just say it!
00:22:24I'm really trying not to get you hurt in all this.
00:22:27Because I'm just Ron's little sister?
00:22:29No.
00:22:30It's the only reason you look at me, huh?
00:22:32That is not true.
00:22:33Then tell me that you don't feel anything when you look at me!
00:22:36Tell me there's nothing happening right now!
00:22:38I can't.
00:22:40And you can't actually do anything about it either.
00:22:44So you know what? Just forget it.
00:22:47Forget I said anything!
00:22:49I'm done begging you.
00:22:51I'm done.
00:22:52No, Alison. Alison, stop it!
00:22:55Yes.
00:23:00Alison, there is a line that I am trying to not cross.
00:23:05Why?
00:23:06Because if I do, I won't be able to stop.
00:23:11It says that you have to stop.
00:23:15Please don't stop.
00:23:16Please don't stop.
00:23:37What are you doing?
00:23:39Running everything.
00:23:53What's up loser?
00:23:58Ali?
00:23:59Are you a threat right now?
00:24:03I swear to god guys, what are you doing right now? Talk to me.
00:24:06I make face time to Ron.
00:24:10What is he doing?
00:24:11Is he seriously going to kiss me in front of Ron?
00:24:15I swear to god guys, what are you doing right now? Talk to me.
00:24:19Yeah, your eyes are super red.
00:24:21Hey, Ron, what's up, man?
00:24:22What?
00:24:22Allie called me, dumbass, and I had to sign up to see your face two inches away from hers.
00:24:27So you guys better have a good-ass explanation right now, or I'm going to come over there and beat
00:24:31your ass.
00:24:32It's...
00:24:32It was an accident, okay?
00:24:34We just...
00:24:35I butt-dialed you.
00:24:37We went to the freshman party, and I was leaving, and something got in my eye.
00:24:42And so Brett was helping me, and I was holding the flashlight.
00:24:45Okay? Chill.
00:24:47Really?
00:24:48Yeah, look.
00:24:52It's really dry, okay? My eye is, like, dying.
00:24:57All right. Brett, if that's true, you guys got to take care to, I don't know, like, an urgent care
00:25:01right now or something.
00:25:03I need you to take care of that.
00:25:04I was, uh, I was going to right after.
00:25:06I got it, man.
00:25:08Peace.
00:25:09Bye.
00:25:12Oh, my God. That was really, really close.
00:25:15Hey, what's up?
00:25:17What's going on? We should...
00:25:18You forgot something.
00:25:19No, Ellie.
00:25:20It's late.
00:25:21Come on, you almost kissed me.
00:25:22Hey, Allison.
00:25:24Stop.
00:25:30Quit acting so childish.
00:25:35You know, the only thing that I need to quit
00:25:39is you.
00:25:47All right, ladies.
00:25:49Physical assessments today.
00:25:51Allison, you're up first.
00:25:55All right.
00:25:56Anybody ready?
00:26:06All right.
00:26:08All right.
00:26:09All right.
00:26:24Damn, Allison. I see you.
00:26:28Yeah, looking flexible, Allison.
00:26:30You can wrap those legs around my shoulders any day, baby.
00:26:33Shut up.
00:26:41Hey, uh...
00:26:43Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
00:26:48Hmm?
00:26:56Partner up! Stretching drills!
00:27:02Solo, Allison?
00:27:04Let me help.
00:27:05No hands-on.
00:27:08I'm okay.
00:27:09Come on. He'll be fine.
00:27:11I promise.
00:27:14Look, Chad, you're really...
00:27:16Oh, excuse me.
00:27:19I'm not with anyone.
00:27:22Um, I don't need rescuing, so...
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:26Just need to keep her breath.
00:27:28Choose me.
00:27:33Walk away, Chad.
00:27:35Right now.
00:27:38Whatever, man. You're lost.
00:27:44What are you doing?
00:27:46Are you jealous or something?
00:27:49No, I'm not jealous.
00:27:50What was that?
00:27:51I promised Ron that I would take care of you.
00:27:53Keeping the vultures away.
00:27:54Just doing my job.
00:27:57First exercise, partner sit-ups.
00:28:03All right, come on.
00:28:04You first.
00:28:11Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:13You ready, Rookie?
00:28:14I'm trying to detox Brett.
00:28:17But how am I supposed to do that if he's everywhere?
00:28:19Let's go. We don't have all day.
00:28:22You want to play?
00:28:24Fine.
00:28:25Let's play.
00:28:26Let's go.
00:28:56What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:28:59You're not doing anything.
00:29:00Stop it.
00:29:02Stop where?
00:29:05Switch positions!
00:29:08You're turned.
00:29:11Shh.
00:29:12Shh.
00:29:20Whenever you're ready.
00:29:23She's trying to kill me.
00:29:24And it's working.
00:29:31She's your best friend's sister.
00:29:33It's the forbidden fruit.
00:29:36Ron is going to murder me.
00:29:43What the hell am I doing?
00:29:50What the hell am I doing?
00:29:52You okay, bros?
00:29:54I'm good.
00:29:54And done.
00:29:56Allison, you killed it today.
00:29:58You're going to be our lead flyer in the next game.
00:30:02Really?
00:30:03Wow, thank you.
00:30:07Congratulations.
00:30:09Good flirting, you two.
00:30:13Good flirting, you two.
00:30:16You know what I need?
00:30:33God.
00:30:33Oh, my God.
00:30:38Oh, my God.
00:30:45It's fucking hot.
00:30:47It's hot.
00:30:47Yeah, yeah, for sure.
00:30:48Here.
00:30:49Jesus.
00:30:50I'm so sorry.
00:30:51It's fine.
00:30:53Okay.
00:30:53Brain bleach.
00:30:54I need brain bleach, but...
00:30:57Damn it.
00:30:58How do I unsee that?
00:30:59How do I stop my heart from kicking its way out of my chest?
00:31:02Okay, it's fine.
00:31:03Just...
00:31:03It's okay.
00:31:04Just forget it, okay?
00:31:05I'm doing laundry.
00:31:06I'm sorry I spilled milk on you.
00:31:08I, um, didn't...
00:31:10You know, you're not really wearing any clothes.
00:31:12And it...
00:31:13And neither are you.
00:31:15You're just as dressed as I am.
00:31:16You're wearing shorts and nothing else.
00:31:18And you're not looking where you're going, so...
00:31:20Yeah, okay.
00:31:20I said I was sorry, all right?
00:31:22Listen, I just...
00:31:24Why aren't you still here?
00:31:27Why aren't you still here?
00:31:28Why wouldn't I be here?
00:31:29This is my morning routine.
00:31:30I don't know.
00:31:31It's 8.30.
00:31:32Isn't the whole cheer squad supposed to be meeting today at 7 o'clock for, like, a hair and makeup
00:31:35thing?
00:31:36What?
00:31:37Nobody told me that, had...
00:31:40Oh my God, she's going to kill me.
00:31:42This is how I'm going to get kicked off the team.
00:31:43She's going to...
00:31:44She's going to kill me because I'm late for our first performance.
00:31:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:31:47It's okay.
00:31:47It's all right.
00:31:49Okay.
00:32:03Get all your stuff?
00:32:04Yeah.
00:32:05Um...
00:32:06I have to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08Thanks.
00:32:09Bye.
00:32:17Did you just see that?
00:32:19That rookie just rolled up with Brett Harrison.
00:32:22And she was in the shotgun.
00:32:24Never lets any girl sit there.
00:32:26Enjoy it while it lasts.
00:32:28Nobody takes Brett from me.
00:32:37Hey, uh, sorry, I'm late.
00:32:39I didn't know the call time was 7 a.m.
00:32:42Don't make excuses, Scott.
00:32:44Late is late.
00:32:45You're just too lazy.
00:32:56Hey, what's your problem?
00:32:57My problem is you dragging the whole team down.
00:33:00It's the first game and you can't even be on time.
00:33:02Like I said, nobody...
00:33:07No.
00:33:08Hey, stop!
00:33:09Are you crazy?
00:33:11Consider this a lesson to understand punctuality.
00:33:17You want to fight?
00:33:19I'll give you a reason.
00:33:26Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:33:27What do you think you're doing, huh?
00:33:28Get your fucking hands off.
00:33:30This is the girls' locker room.
00:33:31Cool.
00:33:32Get out.
00:33:34Get out of here.
00:33:35All of you, get out of here.
00:33:36Right now.
00:33:36Did you hear me?
00:33:37Get out.
00:33:42You okay?
00:33:44It's fine.
00:33:46I just can't go out there like this,
00:33:48so I'm just going to have to tell Coach
00:33:50that I'm sick or something.
00:33:51It's going to be okay.
00:33:52We have enough time.
00:33:53Trust me.
00:33:57Hi, hello.
00:33:58Listen, I need you to go to the school.
00:34:00And I need you to meet me in the women's locker room.
00:34:01Right now.
00:34:06All right.
00:34:07Hey, listen.
00:34:08Use my jersey.
00:34:09Make it look better than the original.
00:34:11All right?
00:34:35Oh, shit.
00:34:37Is that even Allison?
00:34:49She looks...
00:34:50Stony.
00:34:53Look at you.
00:34:53You look, uh...
00:34:54You look fantastic.
00:34:56You know, I think you look better in that jersey than I ever do.
00:34:58It's because you've never had to wear eyeliner.
00:35:00You know, that's true.
00:35:01That's true.
00:35:02Hey, are you sure it's okay that we cut up your jersey right before the game?
00:35:07Yeah.
00:35:08You're the only thing here that managed me.
00:35:11Really?
00:35:12To you, as your best friend's sister.
00:35:16Of course.
00:35:17As...
00:35:19More than just a friend's sister.
00:35:21All right, time's ticking.
00:35:24Let's move.
00:35:25Allison, I don't know whatever this look is, but it works.
00:35:33You take center.
00:35:34Let's go.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Hey, uh...
00:35:47Break a leg.
00:35:51Hold it in.
00:35:56Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome our State University cheerleading squad.
00:36:05One, two, three, go!
00:36:07One, two, three, go!
00:36:37It's on fire.
00:36:38It's Allison Scott.
00:36:39Who knows she had moves?
00:36:45Allison is serious.
00:36:47She's so hot.
00:36:48I mean, damn.
00:36:49I'm definitely making my move after the game tonight.
00:36:52Body in that uniform?
00:36:54Woo!
00:36:54You're getting lucky tonight.
00:36:57Stay with me.
00:36:58I don't have to.
00:36:59See, girls like that, they always come running to guys like me.
00:37:03I'm telling you right now, if you don't fuck off,
00:37:05the only thing that's going to be chasing me is my fist.
00:37:18He's on the 30-yard line.
00:37:20The 20.
00:37:21The 10.
00:37:25Touchdown!
00:37:26Matt Harrison does it again.
00:37:28State wins.
00:37:29Yeah!
00:37:46Hey, congrats on the win, Captain.
00:37:48That was really good.
00:37:49You know, it's really just another Tuesday for me.
00:37:52Hey, shut up.
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:57You're okay.
00:38:02Take it from me!
00:38:04Kiss!
00:38:05Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:06Kiss!
00:38:08Oh my god.
00:38:09Is he actually going to kiss me?
00:38:12In front of the entire stadium?
00:38:15Okay.
00:38:17Kiss!
00:38:17Kiss!
00:38:18Kiss!
00:38:19Kiss!
00:38:21Kiss!
00:38:24Now we got ourselves a good old kiss cam standoff.
00:38:27I haven't seen one of these in years.
00:38:32Come on, Allison.
00:38:33Let's give the people what they want.
00:38:35I know I shouldn't kiss my brother's best friend.
00:38:41Oh, but I want it.
00:38:57Wait, what?
00:39:03I can't believe this is happening.
00:39:06Kiss cam, me, and Brett.
00:39:17Allison, don't pass out.
00:39:22Thanks for keeping you out at bay.
00:39:25No problem.
00:39:34This is insane.
00:39:35I shouldn't kiss my best friend's sister.
00:39:38But it feels so right.
00:39:41I never want it to end.
00:39:46Harrison!
00:39:56What the hell do you think you're doing kissing my sister in front of the entire school?
00:40:00Ron, just calm down, okay?
00:40:01You're making a scene.
00:40:02I'm making a scene?
00:40:03Yeah.
00:40:03I'm making a scene.
00:40:04You two were swallowing each other's faces on the Jumbotron.
00:40:07Stop beating like this, okay?
00:40:10Are you serious right now?
00:40:11If I hadn't stepped in, you two would have needed to get a rope.
00:40:16You're unbelievable.
00:40:18I hate you.
00:40:22Dude, I'm...
00:40:23No, no, no, no, you cut the crap.
00:40:24You tell me right now what's happening between you two.
00:40:26I promise.
00:40:27Do not bullshit me!
00:40:28Do not bullshit me!
00:40:29Absolutely nothing.
00:40:30I'm serious.
00:40:31Nothing.
00:40:32You're fucking lying.
00:40:33I saw the way you kissed her, okay?
00:40:35She is not another one of your conquests.
00:40:37I know that.
00:40:37So you stay in your lane, because she is my sister, and I'm warning you, you do not cross
00:40:43me, you do not!
00:40:44I promise.
00:40:45Dude.
00:40:46Fuck.
00:40:50Okay.
00:40:51Hey, we need to talk.
00:40:53No.
00:40:54I sound like a mom.
00:40:57This is ridiculous.
00:40:58Why am I texting him?
00:40:59He's literally in the next room.
00:41:01You know what?
00:41:03Just go in there.
00:41:04Just ask him, hey, Brett, what the hell was that kiss?
00:41:08He kissed me back.
00:41:09You can't deny it this time.
00:41:11It's recorded and live streamed.
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:15Do or die.
00:41:22What are you doing?
00:41:23Getting groceries.
00:41:25What do you think I'm doing?
00:41:26I'm taking a hot bath.
00:41:27Well, I think you should do something else.
00:41:29I think this hot tub is big enough for both of us.
00:41:32She has no idea what she's doing to me.
00:41:36Brett.
00:41:37What happened at the kiss camp today?
00:41:40I know you didn't paint it.
00:41:42I can't talk about the kiss camp.
00:41:44Why?
00:41:45You can't talk about the kiss camp?
00:41:48Like, are you that much of a coward?
00:41:49Oh, you know what?
00:41:50I'm not talking about the kiss camp thing because there's nothing to talk about.
00:41:54It was a kiss camp at a game and we did it.
00:41:57Do you want to get real, Ellie?
00:41:58The fun's over.
00:41:59It's finished.
00:42:00Do you understand?
00:42:04Don't you dare.
00:42:05No, don't you dare look like that.
00:42:06I'm not doing it.
00:42:07No, no, no.
00:42:08That's not fair, okay?
00:42:09Do you think I'm trying to be a jerk?
00:42:10Do you think I'm trying to be an asshole?
00:42:13Don't you understand how hard you're making this for me?
00:42:15You're coming in here in your fucking bikini, huh?
00:42:17Yeah, I know what you're doing.
00:42:18I'm not doing anything.
00:42:19Yes, you are.
00:42:21You know what, even if I was, I guess I'm just playing into the game.
00:42:24Because that's all this is, yeah?
00:42:27Okay, so then earlier I should have kissed Chad.
00:42:29I had two options, you and him, and I picked wrong.
00:42:36Don't say stupid shit like that, Ellie.
00:42:39Chad's a predator and a loser, and you do deserve somebody a lot better than that, okay?
00:42:44I like it.
00:42:52Oh.
00:42:54Is he hard?
00:43:00Well, at least Chad is honest about what he wants.
00:43:03You don't think I'll be honest?
00:43:09Oh, it's getting hot in here.
00:43:11You know, biology.
00:43:15Whether it's biology or not, I'm the one who's causing it.
00:43:24Allie, Brett, you guys out here?
00:43:27Fucking shit, what the fuck is he doing here?
00:43:28You have to get out.
00:43:29I can't get out.
00:43:30If I get out, he's going to see me with my flagpole, and he's going to kill me.
00:43:32Okay, well, yeah, he definitely can't see us like this, so I'm going to get out.
00:43:36Okay, cool.
00:43:37Allie, hey.
00:43:39Oh, my God, he's telling you.
00:43:41Allie, hey.
00:43:41Just get under, get under, what?
00:43:43Brett, you have to get down.
00:43:49Allie.
00:43:49Hi.
00:43:50Shown alone?
00:43:52Yeah, but I'm naked.
00:43:53Run, I'm naked.
00:43:54Get out.
00:43:58You're not, though.
00:44:00Okay, well, I also have a vibe, and you're ruining it, so.
00:44:04I'm sorry, I just, I wanted to get my charger.
00:44:06I left it out here yesterday.
00:44:07You got it, so.
00:44:09I also wanted to say that I think you did a great job today.
00:44:15I mean it, you kicked ass, and I'm sorry that I was an asshole about it.
00:44:21Thanks.
00:44:27Okay, but what was the kiss cam thing?
00:44:30Seeing my best friend just suck my sister's face off traumatized me, so I'm just wondering
00:44:36why you did that.
00:44:38Run.
00:44:39I mean, it's a kiss cam.
00:44:41It's a game.
00:44:42Everyone does it.
00:44:43A game?
00:44:44I just feel like it's kind of, I don't know, a dream.
00:44:47This is a guy that you've had a crush on your whole life.
00:44:49Well, it was him or it was Chad, so who did you want me to pick?
00:44:53That's fair.
00:44:55Chad sucks.
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:57Tone it down a little bit, okay?
00:44:58Okay.
00:44:59He's my best friend, and I don't want things to be weird.
00:45:02They won't be.
00:45:06Okay, thanks.
00:45:09What was that?
00:45:12What was that?
00:45:16Sorry.
00:45:16I got water in my nose.
00:45:18Okay.
00:45:18I'm okay.
00:45:19Don't drown.
00:45:19Okay.
00:45:20Okay?
00:45:20Have a good soak, I guess.
00:45:22Okay.
00:45:23Bye.
00:45:31God, the only one's going to die.
00:45:34Good talk.
00:45:35Wait.
00:45:39I have to ask you something.
00:45:41I'm going to ask him out on a date.
00:45:43Don't be the little sister, Allison.
00:45:45Be the girl he kissed.
00:45:46There's this, like, stupid event thing tomorrow.
00:45:50I was just wondering if he would want to go with me.
00:46:00I got plans, Allie.
00:46:05Okay.
00:46:06Yeah, whatever.
00:46:06I just...
00:46:20Rhett?
00:46:24I guess we have the same plans.
00:46:31Except his are with Rita, not me.
00:46:43Look.
00:46:44The charity case is running a charity sale.
00:46:46We're just finally getting back.
00:46:47Did you know Allison hand-makes these little trinkets?
00:46:50It's giving kindergarten arts and crafts.
00:46:52I didn't know you two were coming together.
00:46:55I came by myself.
00:46:57Brett was kind enough to help me with my family's donation.
00:47:01Daddy donated a little of his collection.
00:47:02Nothing major.
00:47:03Just some Birkin bags, some vintage Rolex watches.
00:47:07Let's see what you're peddling here, Allie.
00:47:12How much are you asking for this?
00:47:14$15.
00:47:15I made it myself.
00:47:18$15?
00:47:19For some plastic and twine.
00:47:20You don't have to buy it.
00:47:22It's ambitious.
00:47:24You know, I don't think it's ambitious enough.
00:47:26I'm going to take every single one of these bracelets.
00:47:33You want to say $500 a piece?
00:47:37Are you insane?
00:47:39You actually want this garbage.
00:47:40You know, I value the artist.
00:47:42That's just how expensive something looks.
00:47:43So, $500?
00:47:45What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:46She's nothing.
00:47:47No, you're nothing.
00:47:48Especially compared to her.
00:47:50How dare you compare me to this peasant?
00:47:54Why don't you get out of here?
00:47:56No, I'm serious.
00:47:56Don't come back to this table again.
00:48:01You know, I do think this stuff is pretty...
00:48:03What are you doing?
00:48:04What do you mean?
00:48:05You can't keep doing this to me.
00:48:07You blew me off yesterday.
00:48:08And then today you come and you buy all of my jewelry?
00:48:11You're distant with me one second,
00:48:12and then you defend me the next.
00:48:14What do you want?
00:48:15I'm just trying to...
00:48:18Allison.
00:48:19Party at my place.
00:48:21Celebrating the big win.
00:48:22You coming?
00:48:24I don't know.
00:48:25I'm not interested.
00:48:27She's a grown woman.
00:48:29She can speak for herself.
00:48:32So, what do you say?
00:48:35You're not going anywhere.
00:48:37And there goes the big brother act again.
00:48:40Who does he think he is toying with my feelings like this?
00:48:43You hate Chad, Brett?
00:48:44Fine.
00:48:45Chad's my new best friend, then.
00:48:47No, yeah.
00:48:48Sounds fun.
00:48:52I'll be there.
00:48:54I'll be there.
00:49:01There she is, my guest of honor.
00:49:05Damn, Allison, you look sexy.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:09Thanks.
00:49:13It's a cool party.
00:49:15Yeah, you know, I threw this whole thing just for you.
00:49:18Really, for me?
00:49:20Why did you do that?
00:49:22You're single.
00:49:23I'm single.
00:49:24You need another reason.
00:49:27So, what's the deal with you and Brett, huh?
00:49:30No deal.
00:49:31There's nothing happening between us.
00:49:33He's just a friend of a friend of my brother.
00:49:37It's his loss.
00:49:39My gain.
00:49:42Hey, you picked the wrong guy to kiss on the cam, Allison.
00:49:46Let's fix that.
00:49:51Yeah.
00:49:52No, why not?
00:49:53There's nothing between me and Brett, obviously.
00:49:56Maybe I should just move on.
00:49:57You haven't played the Pocky Challenge?
00:49:59No.
00:49:59What's that?
00:50:00We each bite from one end until one of us chickens out.
00:50:05Come on.
00:50:06Come on.
00:50:07Come on.
00:50:09Come on.
00:50:10Come on.
00:50:11Come on.
00:50:12Come on.
00:50:12Come on.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14Come on.
00:50:14Come on.
00:50:17Come on.
00:50:19Damn it.
00:50:20Why am I thinking about him at a time like this?
00:50:23Come on, Allison.
00:50:24You're already here.
00:50:36Fine.
00:50:38But I play to win.
00:50:43I can check it out.
00:50:45Ten bucks say they kiss.
00:50:46Come on.
00:51:14Come on.
00:51:15No more of these stupid games. You don't have to play this shit.
00:51:17I know. I don't have to play these stupid games.
00:51:20I'm playing them because I want to.
00:51:24Get the fuck away from me.
00:51:35Oh my God. Oh shit.
00:51:53Oh my God. Is she okay?
00:52:03Look at me. Look at me. Look at me.
00:52:06Hey. Hey. You okay?
00:52:07I can't. I can't. I can't feel it.
00:52:10I can't feel it.
00:52:11Just try to breathe. Just try to breathe.
00:52:12Alright. Hey.
00:52:16I'm so happy. Okay.
00:52:17Alright.
00:52:19Let's get you in. Let's get you in.
00:52:23Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:27Get out of my way. Move.
00:52:31Just put me down, Brett.
00:52:32Here you go. Put you down.
00:52:34You know, you could have died.
00:52:37And Chad, I mean, my God.
00:52:39You have no business being around that guy.
00:52:40Let alone being this close to kissing him, huh?
00:52:42Anybody who's had a brain cell would realize he's a total fucking douchebag.
00:52:45That's not fair.
00:52:47What's not fair?
00:52:49What's not fair?
00:52:50What am I not understanding?
00:52:51Huh? What don't I understand?
00:52:52That I don't know how this works.
00:52:54Okay?
00:52:55I'm sorry.
00:52:56I'm figuring it out.
00:52:57I don't know how guys work all the time.
00:52:59You know what?
00:53:00That's fantastic.
00:53:00I'm so happy that you're able to admit that, okay?
00:53:02You're not any better than me.
00:53:04I'm not any better?
00:53:05What did I do?
00:53:06How am I not any better?
00:53:08What are you talking about?
00:53:10You're worse.
00:53:11And now what?
00:53:12I'm an asshole?
00:53:13How am I worse?
00:53:14You're worse because you saved me when I was drowning.
00:53:17Yeah.
00:53:18Because you gave me your uniform when mine was ruined.
00:53:21Because you caught me when I fell in front of everyone.
00:53:24Because you drove me to school when I was late.
00:53:26Yeah, I know.
00:53:27I sound like such a total jerk.
00:53:30You know, I don't understand.
00:53:34You made me fall in love with you.
00:53:39That's the worst thing.
00:53:40Don't say that.
00:53:41I did.
00:53:41No, no.
00:53:42I fell in love with you.
00:53:43I'm in love with you.
00:53:44Stop.
00:53:44And you're my brother's best friend.
00:53:46I know that.
00:53:47I know.
00:53:47So then why do you keep swooping in and saving me like a hero and then pushing me away?
00:53:53Am I crazy?
00:53:55Do you not feel anything?
00:53:57Because you're playing with my feelings and you can't keep doing that.
00:54:02Okay?
00:54:03I want you to tell me to stop.
00:54:07Tell me that you don't want this.
00:54:08Tell me you want me to get away from you right now.
00:54:10I'm going to tell you to stop.
00:54:12I'm never going to tell you to stop.
00:54:19Fuck it.
00:54:35I've wanted to do that for so long.
00:54:45Listen, you have no idea.
00:54:47Every single time I saw you, it was him.
00:54:49I always just wanted to tell you that you've always been more to me than just my best friend's sister.
00:54:56Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:59Why didn't you say anything?
00:54:59I made a promise to run.
00:55:01But you know what?
00:55:08I don't give a fuck about promises anymore.
00:55:20I think about you every day, every morning, and every night.
00:55:27And every single time I close my eyes, it's you that I see.
00:55:34Every time.
00:55:47I want you to take me right here.
00:55:52Right now.
00:56:06So what are we now?
00:56:12What do you want us to be?
00:56:16What do you want me to be?
00:56:19I want you to be mine.
00:56:23I think I already am.
00:56:28But what about Ron?
00:56:30He's going to kill you.
00:56:32I know Ron loves you very much.
00:56:34He's very protective older brother, but I think he'll come around when he sees
00:56:40how much I love you.
00:56:47I don't know. I think...
00:56:50I think we should maybe keep it a secret.
00:56:54Just for now.
00:56:56I don't want to keep it a secret.
00:56:58I know.
00:57:01But it's just for a little until we find the right moment.
00:57:06Yeah.
00:57:08Yeah.
00:57:08I don't want to be your way.
00:57:11I don't want to be your way.
00:57:12We'll be secret lovers.
00:57:29Thinking about you.
00:57:30I don't want to be your way.
00:57:39I don't want to be your way.
00:57:41I don't want to be your way.
00:57:42stuck in the worst traffic ever right now I'm two seconds away from ditching my car and just
00:57:46sprinting to you oh well as much as I'd love to see you running to me don't my legs are
00:57:55killing
00:57:55me and I really like your car oh I know you love my car he grabbed me by the waist
00:58:01hoisting me up
00:58:02putting me on the hood of his car Brett stop don't read my smut I'm telling you every single
00:58:09word that you've ever written is etched into my heart into my soul betrayals kisses from my neck
00:58:15to my breasts gently sucking and biting holy shit that is literal trash but why does it sound like
00:58:23Fifty Shades of Grey when he says it I feel so hot right now palms my center slowly massaging my
00:58:33folds
00:58:34make away Allie fuck oh my god someone's coming um I have to go fake my own death bye I'm
00:58:48glad that
00:58:48somebody's coming
00:59:09hey are you okay you sounded sick do you need help mind your own business Virgin Mary you think
00:59:14just because Brett took a chance on you once you're on my level now I was just trying to help
00:59:20save it
00:59:21wait for someone who gives a damn shoot I'm late
00:59:48Brett that's Allison's uh I found it in the bathroom if I'd known it was your little
00:59:52girlfriends I never would have touched it
01:00:11see what you're up to
01:00:15hey hey you found my bag I was looking for that thank you no problem
01:00:22attention all members of the cheerleading squad it has been brought to our attention that
01:00:28apparently someone on this squad is using illegal drugs I strongly suggest whoever's responsible to
01:00:33come forward now otherwise will be forced to contact the campus police for a thorough search
01:00:40well I think we all know someone who would do anything to stop being the fat friend right
01:00:46I'm sorry but I just saw you throwing up in the bathroom like 10 minutes excuse me I was fixing
01:00:50my makeup sounded like you were retching and I asked you if you were a look at this
01:00:55this is perfection it's every girl's dream I don't need shortcuts and we all know someone who could lose a
01:01:00little weight I mean after all who came in with zero athletic ability and suddenly has endless energy
01:01:06search me I have nothing to hide
01:01:12your turn Scott
01:01:14sure but I
01:01:16Rita
01:01:18jackpot
01:01:20well well well
01:01:21look who needs drugs to keep up with the real athletes
01:01:24I knew it
01:01:25no one gets that good that quick
01:01:28without cheating
01:01:29Allison
01:01:30performance enhancing substances are grounds for immediate dismissal
01:01:34the squad coach I promise you I've never seen those before okay those those aren't
01:01:38mine right a cheater and a liar coach please listen to me I've never seen
01:01:45those I don't know what they are I lying it's the only way a cow like her could
01:01:49ever compete with us they're mine yeah those are actually uh my uh vitamins did you forget I
01:01:55asked you to hold on to my vitamins this morning yes I should have labeled them or
01:02:00something he's right they're just vitamins no they aren't uh miss Russo how is it that you
01:02:06come to possess such extensive knowledge of these banned substances I just they look suspicious well we
01:02:14were just worried about the integrity of the team yeah we wanted to make sure everything was
01:02:18legitimate that's enough all I see here are three bullies trying to frame a teammate Rita you are stripped of
01:02:26captaincy effective immediately what you can't do that
01:02:30championships are in two weeks nobody else knows the whole routine I mean I know it
01:02:34yeah every count every formation I could step up and do it
01:02:39you little bitch you think you can just walk in here and steal everything from me
01:02:43that's enough Rita my decision is final
01:02:50listen up when it's Allison's turn for the basket toss you're gonna have a little timing issue
01:02:54you want us to drop her she could get seriously hurt that's the point accidents happen all the time in
01:03:01cheerleading so tragic I can't do that coach will kill me fine and say goodbye to those little
01:03:06supplements that keep you fitting in your uniforms I know everything girls every dirty little secret
01:03:12do exactly as I say or you're gone your call and make sure she falls hard enough she never gets
01:03:18back up
01:03:26very sweet
01:03:29what happened back there how did you know that Rita put those vitamins in my purse
01:03:33I uh saw Rita putting something in your bag so I swapped it out
01:03:39I knew it I knew she was up to something you know I heard her in the bathroom like 10
01:03:43minutes before
01:03:45yeah she was throwing up it was when we were when we were having
01:03:55bone sex
01:03:57so she's the one who interrupted my grand finale Allison do you have any idea how hard it was to
01:04:02stop
01:04:04hey do you
01:04:06do you think I'm fat
01:04:08seriously go put that garbage in your head
01:04:10I don't want you to say anything like that again
01:04:12I mean I'm being serious though I'm being serious too Allison
01:04:16perfect just the way you are yeah
01:04:19I'll always be there
01:04:21to catch you when you fall
01:04:24always
01:04:27all right on the count you both perform an elevated prep
01:04:31Rita you're up first then Allison
01:04:47okay great job you guys
01:04:50you killed it
01:05:14hey I told you to catch you
01:05:18Brett you just saved my life
01:05:23I guess that makes me like a bag of tree wheat or something huh
01:05:26are you serious Scott you bailed on the stunt so you could dry hump the football captain
01:05:31are you kidding me they almost dropped me I could have been paralyzed I could have died
01:05:36that would have been the best news of my life
01:05:37Rita that is a disgusting thing to say
01:05:40leave the gym and think very carefully about your future on this team
01:05:46oh Brett thank you oh my gosh I really appreciate that catch I almost had a heart attack
01:05:53all right everyone in light of the performances and character
01:05:57I am so proud to announce Allison Scott as the new captain
01:06:03thank you
01:06:04wow
01:06:07congratulations Captain Scott
01:06:08I'm proud of you
01:06:10wanna show me just how proud you are
01:06:15and that's game
01:06:16state loses 21 to 35
01:06:20Allie
01:06:22look I know it's not what you wanted
01:06:23it's okay because you did good
01:06:25that's all that matters
01:06:26thanks bro
01:06:27I'm gonna go take a piss I'll be right back
01:06:28ew
01:06:29don't ever touch me again weirdo
01:06:31yo
01:06:32Allison
01:06:33she is
01:06:34looking good baby
01:06:35y'all do private shows
01:06:37you know something with a little extra bump and grind
01:06:40you're so gross
01:06:43yo what the hell
01:06:44are you serious
01:06:45what what's going on I'm just waiting for the MVP
01:06:48no don't play with me bitch
01:06:50you've been teasing me for weeks
01:06:51I'm in your dreams
01:06:53how about you spend more time training on the field
01:06:55so that what happens today
01:06:56never happens again
01:06:58you think you're so fucking special
01:07:01why
01:07:01you know everyone knows
01:07:03how you got the captain's position
01:07:04how
01:07:05by sucking your way to the top
01:07:07I mean that must be how you got out there
01:07:09considering how much you suck
01:07:11while you play
01:07:12you shameless whore
01:07:14hey
01:07:15I'm one of my
01:07:17I do
01:07:18you're defending your slut's honor huh
01:07:20she's a public bus
01:07:21everybody gets a ride
01:07:25hey
01:07:25hey fuckface
01:07:28you keep my sister's name out of your fucking mouth
01:07:35that's enough
01:07:36what's going on here
01:07:37I mean coach we all saw it
01:07:39Chad was gonna hit her
01:07:41you're gonna hit her
01:07:42get my office now
01:07:44you
01:07:45with me
01:07:45this is a really nasty cut
01:07:47okay let's
01:07:48we should take you to the ER
01:07:49okay
01:07:51alright
01:07:52you sure you're on me
01:07:58it's a really nasty cut
01:07:59Brett
01:08:00you could have broken your hand
01:08:01yeah well it was totally worth it
01:08:03never let anybody get a bit of cheating like that
01:08:07set up
01:08:07you know I could kind of get used to this
01:08:15having uh
01:08:15nurse Allison around
01:08:18take care of me
01:08:19help me out
01:08:20yo guys 304
01:08:22I think it's this one
01:08:22let's go see the hero
01:08:24oh shit
01:08:25no that's Ron and the whole team
01:08:27they can't see us like this
01:08:29I won't let him
01:08:30let's tell him
01:08:31let's tell him the truth
01:08:32in front of
01:08:33the entire team
01:08:36Ron's gonna kill you
01:08:38what do I do
01:08:40let's hide
01:08:40yeah
01:08:41alright
01:08:46Brett
01:08:48Brett you in there
01:08:49yeah I'm just uh
01:08:50washing up man
01:08:51Chad you have no idea
01:08:54how crazy you drive me
01:08:56you know every single time I see you
01:08:58all I can think about is uh
01:09:02doing this
01:09:04you need a hand man?
01:09:06no I got everything I need uh
01:09:08right here
01:09:15you gotta be quiet
01:09:18let's see what happens
01:09:21Brett stop jerking off and get your ass out here man
01:09:24hey you know what
01:09:25it uh
01:09:25takes me a very long time
01:09:27assholes
01:09:37I feel what you do
01:09:39I feel what you do
01:09:42it's kinda hard to mess
01:09:44yeah
01:09:46alright
01:09:48you gotta
01:09:49you gotta speed this up man
01:09:50we got your food
01:09:50it's gonna get cold
01:09:51you know my hands are soft bro
01:09:52I can help you
01:09:53hey why don't you guys just beat it
01:09:54alright
01:09:54I'm gonna be a little while
01:09:57alright let's just give him some space
01:09:58enjoy your blue balls
01:09:59yeah don't pull muscles
01:10:01you know I took a pretty big hit for you today
01:10:04I think I've earned some uh
01:10:07Alison physical therapy time
01:10:09you know what I mean
01:10:10you know you could have just asked
01:10:13you didn't have to pick a fight to get lucky
01:10:33no I think I'm just gonna wash
01:10:42I'm so bad for you
01:10:44no I think I'm just gonna wash
01:10:53Brad goes pro after this guarantee
01:10:56I've heard the half time show's gonna break the internet
01:10:58Captain Scott's changed the whole game
01:11:00sick
01:11:01ladies and gentlemen
01:11:02let's make some noise for your state university cheerleading squad
01:11:05led by Captain Alison Scott
01:11:10I will end you
01:11:12leave it
01:11:14save your applause everyone
01:11:16you're cheering for a fraud
01:11:18your precious new cheerleading captain didn't earn her spot
01:11:21she bought it
01:11:21with illegal performance enhancers
01:11:23and her dealer
01:11:25look no further than your MVP
01:11:27Brett Harrison
01:11:33that's that's not true
01:11:35you know what
01:11:36I don't care
01:11:36Rita's the one that's been taking drugs
01:11:39okay she's got
01:11:39pretty much the whole team hooked on them
01:11:41just ask them yourself
01:11:43oh really
01:11:44let's ask the squad then
01:11:48Brett approached us
01:11:50about a month ago
01:11:51he said he had
01:11:53good stuff
01:11:54but only if we helped Alison become captain
01:11:57you know that's bullshit
01:11:59I have proof
01:12:03I know real doctors
01:12:04I've got pills
01:12:06Allie
01:12:07no more being blackmailed
01:12:09let Alison take the captain position
01:12:13this is insane
01:12:15okay
01:12:15I've never taken a drug in my life
01:12:18sweetie
01:12:18it's all coming out now
01:12:20I saw her taking pills
01:12:21for practice
01:12:22we trusted you
01:12:24cheater
01:12:27hey anybody who messes with her
01:12:29messes with me
01:12:30open your eyes
01:12:31Brett
01:12:32she's using you
01:12:33for the clout
01:12:34for the status
01:12:35who was she before you slept with her
01:12:37nobody
01:12:38a total bottom feeder
01:12:40Rita you know what
01:12:40you're so full of shit
01:12:41it's unbelievable
01:12:42how'd you get that video huh
01:12:43and what'd you do to it
01:12:44you have nothing to fear
01:12:45if you have nothing to hide
01:12:46boo
01:12:48boo
01:12:48listen just
01:12:49please listen to me
01:12:51hey everybody
01:12:51just shut up
01:12:52this is my sister okay
01:12:53she would never do something like this
01:12:56and here come the pretzels
01:12:58all right
01:12:59that's enough
01:12:59that's enough
01:13:01now
01:13:01in light of these
01:13:03significant allegations
01:13:04as well as the evidence
01:13:06that has been presented
01:13:07I have no choice
01:13:09Alison Scott
01:13:10you are hereby removed
01:13:11from your position
01:13:12as captain of the cheerleader
01:13:13furthermore
01:13:14you are placed on academic suspension
01:13:16pending an expulsion hearing
01:13:18justice for the real athletes
01:13:21hold up
01:13:21hold it
01:13:22if you would please
01:13:24look to the jumbotron
01:13:26I know some real doctors
01:13:27that can help you guys
01:13:28get healthy
01:13:29with the right way
01:13:29no more pills
01:13:31no more purging
01:13:31no more blackmail
01:13:32you'd really help us
01:13:33absolutely
01:13:34listen you guys
01:13:35are never gonna have to take
01:13:36any of Rita's
01:13:37take your spells ever again
01:13:38so what's the catch
01:13:39we're gonna make Rita
01:13:40take some of her own medicine
01:13:42this video
01:13:43this is the real conversation
01:13:45not the edited one
01:13:47that Rita just played
01:13:49not for the drugs
01:13:51these are the drugs
01:13:51that I gave the girls
01:13:52they're vitamins
01:13:53you can get these
01:13:54at any pharmacy
01:13:55in the world
01:13:56you wanna check these out
01:13:57principal?
01:14:01he's right
01:14:02these are common supplements
01:14:04everybody
01:14:04Rita is the one
01:14:06who has been forcing
01:14:06her teammates
01:14:07to take dangerous
01:14:08weight loss supplements
01:14:10she's been threatening them
01:14:11if they wouldn't comply
01:14:12and she's been shaming them
01:14:13degrading them
01:14:14from the bodies
01:14:14that they have
01:14:15now everybody is different
01:14:16but all bodies
01:14:17are beautiful
01:14:18Rita sabotaged Allison
01:14:20for one reason
01:14:20one reason only
01:14:21because she was a threat
01:14:22she threatened the total control
01:14:24that Rita had
01:14:24over the entire squad
01:14:26and it's horrible
01:14:27because Allison
01:14:28she's a beautiful person
01:14:29and she would never
01:14:30do anything like this
01:14:31and she deserves
01:14:32to be the cheer captain
01:14:35that's not true
01:14:36he's lying
01:14:37she's the one
01:14:39who's been drugging the team
01:14:40lock her up
01:14:41lock her up
01:14:43lock her up
01:14:44lock her up
01:14:45you're a fucking bitch
01:14:46you ruined my life
01:14:48you ruined it yourself
01:15:01look at you
01:15:02playing the victim
01:15:03you've been throwing yourself at me
01:15:05for weeks
01:15:06just when I give you a chance
01:15:08you run crying to Harrison
01:15:10nothing but a little
01:15:12shut up dude
01:15:13shut up
01:15:14what are you going to do about it Harrison
01:15:15I don't have to do anything
01:15:16you're going to get exactly
01:15:17what you deserve
01:15:18right now
01:15:19Mr. Williams
01:15:23apparently we've
01:15:24had a number of
01:15:25allegations
01:15:26of sexual harassment
01:15:27against you
01:15:28from various female students
01:15:29as of now
01:15:30you are officially suspended
01:15:32from all school activities
01:15:33what?
01:15:34no
01:15:34my father
01:15:35your father
01:15:36may have his name
01:15:37on the library
01:15:38but I assure you
01:15:39his money will not
01:15:40buy you immunity
01:15:41you can take him away
01:15:42party's over
01:15:43let go
01:15:44no
01:15:44I'll throw you off
01:15:46this isn't over
01:15:49and as for you
01:15:50Miss Scott
01:15:51on behalf
01:15:52of the entire administration
01:15:54I would like to apologize
01:15:56to you
01:15:57for everything
01:15:58that you've had to endure
01:15:59and as of now
01:16:00you can consider yourself
01:16:02officially
01:16:02reinstated as captain
01:16:05you can consider yourself
01:16:06officially
01:16:07reinstated as captain
01:16:10thank you principal
01:16:11all right everyone
01:16:12sorry for the unexpected drama
01:16:15I hope you enjoyed the show
01:16:16but
01:16:17we have a game
01:16:18to get back to
01:16:18so let's cheer on our wolves
01:16:32let's win
01:16:35cut down
01:16:36state university
01:16:37wins it all
01:16:54kiss
01:17:02hey
01:17:07Alison
01:17:10The way I'm not even surprised.
01:17:15Hey, well, you know what?
01:17:17He's cool, right?
01:17:19I think he knew before we did.
01:17:22I love you, kid, Scott.
01:17:23I love you too, quarterback.
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