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00:00:00You see this estate? It's mine. I know I'm just the maid, or rather I was the maid about 24
00:00:07hours ago.
00:00:14But now, I'm a billionaire. Crazy story.
00:00:21Nothing's more important than family. Nothing. Not money, not power, not career.
00:00:27Makes me so happy to spend this day with you. With my loving sister Sylvia, my nephew Jan, and his
00:00:33stunning wife Monique.
00:00:35My nephew Ryan, and his beautiful fiance Stephanie.
00:00:38Welcome to the family. Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so
00:00:45much joy.
00:00:46A piece of advice. Don't grow old alone. Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:00:54Oh my god, you fucking idiot. How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:00:58I'm so sorry. Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth? More than you make in a
00:01:03decade.
00:01:04Not so much, you completely ruined my fiance's suit.
00:01:07It's really not. No, it's annoying. We're sitting at dinner. I have like 50 of us.
00:01:10It's not in your outfit. It's fine.
00:01:17Oh my god!
00:01:19Come on, buddy. I got you.
00:01:21It's in the squid!
00:01:25He's dead. Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:32I know who killed him.
00:01:34Her!
00:01:35The maid did it.
00:01:38The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:01:42What? There must be some sort of mistake.
00:01:45The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:01:49Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:01:52I mean, look at him. Clearly he got poisoned.
00:01:54Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57And who was it who was serving us food all night when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:02I'm calling the police.
00:02:04Why did you do it? Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:07I didn't do it. I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:11Prove it.
00:02:13Prove it? How...
00:02:15How am I supposed to...
00:02:17Tony's plate, right here.
00:02:18Come on.
00:02:19You wanna eat with us?
00:02:21You wanna be one of the big wigs?
00:02:23Sit down.
00:02:24Now, eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:27And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:29Hey, Steph, honey, Monique called the police already, alright?
00:02:33We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:35If she's claiming she's not the killer, she has to prove it.
00:02:40I don't think that's how the law works.
00:02:42In this house, we are the law.
00:02:45So do it. Prove your innocence.
00:02:49I didn't poison him.
00:02:51But what if someone else did?
00:03:11I feel fine.
00:03:13I'm gonna go call an ambulance.
00:03:14Uh-uh-uh.
00:03:16You are not going anywhere.
00:03:18You need to admit it. Right here, right now, you're the one who murdered him.
00:03:23No, none of you understand. I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:27My mother worked here for my entire childhood, and then when she got sick, he gave me a position when
00:03:32nobody else would.
00:03:33Are you saying that I killed the only person who treated me like a human being? Why?
00:03:38I don't know, maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:03:41No. Any one of you could be a suspect. And I know for a fact, each and every one of
00:03:47you has a dirty little secret that you would do anything to hide.
00:03:55How dare you speak to us like this? You are nothing. You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:03Everybody here knows what guilty people do. They put the blame on others.
00:04:08The jig is up.
00:04:10Confess already.
00:04:11I will not confess. Because I didn't do it.
00:04:15Okay.
00:04:18Well, maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:22Steph, honey. Come on, let's just calm down. We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:29Why are you protecting her?
00:04:34Are you fucking my fiancee?
00:04:36What?
00:04:40I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:04:43But first, you murdered our beloved Uncle Tony, and now you're ruining my marriage?
00:04:48Steph, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:04:51First of all, I would never. She is the help.
00:04:56You. You're the only one for me.
00:05:08Blueberry.
00:05:09What?
00:05:09This is what killed Tony.
00:05:12As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic to blueberries.
00:05:22Except for the other person living here with him.
00:05:27The maid.
00:05:28Yes! It is a clear proof that she is...
00:05:33Where is she?
00:05:36What do I do? What do I do?
00:05:38Think. Think. Uncle Tony is dead. And I...
00:05:42Open up the door, murderer! We know you're in there!
00:05:45Courtney! I mean, Brittany! Open up the door!
00:05:50Open the goddamn door, servant scum!
00:05:53These crazy, rich assholes are gonna send me to die in prison for something that I didn't do.
00:05:59Unless they kill me first.
00:06:00I have to escape.
00:06:02Now.
00:06:04Oh god, I can't do this.
00:06:07Oh shit.
00:06:08Death would be better than life.
00:06:10With these people.
00:06:32Oh.
00:06:34Ow.
00:06:40hey hey hey don't move hands up
00:06:46don't move stay right where you are i didn't do anything i i i swear
00:06:50britney britney logan from junior high alan beckham
00:07:04god alan it's been a really long time yeah tell me about it's actually um detective beckham now
00:07:12you okay i saw you uh running through the uh trees over there
00:07:16whoa wait i got a call that the maid poisoned the owner of this house
00:07:21is that you are you the killer i don't do anything stop right where you are do not move a
00:07:26muscle
00:07:27don't move i didn't do anything no you didn't say just trying to flee a crime scene yes but
00:07:38i had no other choice alan please you have to believe effective beckham and the call said
00:07:44that the maid confessed to the murder no i did not confess they're just framing me well because i'm
00:07:50the poor maid and they're a bunch of rich morally corrupt assholes and they think they can get
00:07:55away with it but i am innocent please alan you know me i do i loved you and then one
00:08:04day you were
00:08:05gone without explaining why and you left me heartbroken besides i have nothing to gain from
00:08:10killing tony i just lost my home what about your mother she is sick in the hospital i have no
00:08:17one
00:08:17nowhere else nowhere else to go
00:08:24i'm sorry to hear that look let's just go inside and we'll figure this out okay no i am not
00:08:30going
00:08:30back in there britney logan she never lied she wouldn't hurt a fly that's part of why i was so
00:08:36in love with her back then please just let me go i can't do that you could just say you
00:08:45never found
00:08:54oh my god mr officer thank god you're here my uncle in-laws has been killed and you have the
00:09:01murderer right here that's right lock her up before she kills someone else ma'am right now this woman
00:09:06is a person of interest okay a suspect i'm gonna need to do a full investigation before anyone is
00:09:11arrested no i saw her do it we all did no totally yeah she probably did it right i'm uh
00:09:20i'm sorry
00:09:21about this brady logan you are now under arrest for the murder of tony harbour anything you say
00:09:27can and will be used against you in a court of law lawyer phone call blah blah blah just don't
00:09:32call
00:09:32us bitch and get the fuck off the property
00:09:41look let's just get you back to the station okay away from these assholes and i promise you
00:09:46i will give you a fair chance to tell your story
00:09:57unfortunately i don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather we're gonna have to stay
00:10:00here come on let's go
00:10:16i'm sorry i'm gonna need to frisk you
00:10:18it's okay
00:10:28how could you spread your feet for me
00:10:33thank you
00:10:43turn around please
00:10:45there's nothing on you you didn't find the shotgun and the ninja stars
00:10:50i remember that sarcastic humor it got you in trouble even then look alan i wanted to reach
00:10:56out to you and explain there's no need we were just kids right i mean first love it meant nothing
00:11:11anyway please sit down i um i need to ask you a few questions no you don't
00:11:17because i can tell you who the real killer is
00:11:27you know who the killer is
00:11:32who
00:11:34well i'm not a hundred percent certain who
00:11:37literally poisoned uncle tony but
00:11:40i know that every single one of them wanted uncle tony's ring
00:11:44it's worth 30 million dollars and each one of them has a dirty secret
00:11:49listen i want to hear everything you're about to say britney but
00:11:51you're shivering to the bone why don't you go change in something more
00:11:55i've got some clothes in there you're all wet too
00:11:59tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits
00:12:04would you mind just helping with the zipper
00:12:27i hope britney's telling the truth that she's not the killer because somehow after all this time
00:12:36my feelings for her never really went away how does this even make sense
00:12:40out of everyone in the world alan my first love and now he's the one investigating me
00:12:48i just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation
00:13:03i think you were uh just about to tell me who the killer is
00:13:08okay here it goes
00:13:13it all started this morning when everyone be in red
00:13:17i thought this would be a typical birthday with tony hosting his family
00:13:21i always wondered why he kept me distant from them but this year i really realized why his family
00:13:26are a pack of vultures hiding secrets from here to nepal secrets you wouldn't believe
00:13:32and secrets they'd kill to protect hey there courtney right brittany brittany how could i forget
00:13:41you know i'm really glad to see you why is there something wrong with your bedroom you're not in it
00:13:47you know i remember you from when i used to visit you were this non-nosed little kid but now
00:13:51you have
00:13:51just grown into this just real woman thank you i mean perfect body great tits that ass my god right
00:14:02um
00:14:03i actually have work to do wasn't your mom a maid here yes she was but she's sick now in
00:14:12the hospital
00:14:13you know the maid thing's always really done it for me you know like you come in try to clean
00:14:19i'm
00:14:19laying there and i offer you an extra hundred and i just scrub a little extra aren't you here to
00:14:27announce your engagement oh come on marriage isn't a death contract there's always a few other adventures
00:14:33to be made oh god kill me this place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described ryan
00:14:42let's just say that steph scared me from the very first moment we met what the is going on here
00:14:53uh baby this is not what you think courtney is britney she's the housemaid okay i've known her
00:14:59since she was a dirty little kid okay well britney slash courtney why don't you do yourself a favor and
00:15:06go make your low wage salary and go get my fucking luggage i will not give you a second chance
00:15:17wait i don't understand why is she so mean to you because i'm just the maid
00:15:23it makes them feel good to treat me like dirt as long as tony doesn't see but that's not the
00:15:31important
00:15:31part then steph said there's a storm coming and i don't want to be in this shit box any longer
00:15:38than necessary so get the ring so we can get the out of here i got you i got you
00:15:46i'm like is she okay it i mean it's just standing there are you deaf get the fucking luggage
00:15:55jesus christ and i'm the lady of this mansion we're gonna burn it down get rid of all this armor
00:16:04i'm
00:16:05on my way with party favors burn the rugs bleach the floors paint the walls get rid of all this
00:16:13disgusting
00:16:14antique shit ryan what are you doing yes ryan was cheating on his bride with his brother's wife
00:16:25during this time uncle tony was sitting in his room yes oblivious to the fact that this would be the
00:16:31last day of his life yes yes yes i told you i'm getting good at bingo blitz mr harper your
00:16:43family is
00:16:43here well here we go mom just okay okay my lovely brand new family hi wow hi son how's your
00:16:55uncle
00:16:55still alive hope so yeah look so good good morning dear family it's wonderful to see all of you here
00:17:14who brings grocery store blueberries to a fancy dinner you too you there don't touch my suitcase oh
00:17:24i'm sorry i'm sorry blueberries so you're suggesting that sylvia harbour tony's sister
00:17:32is his murderer well i know that she was the only one who knew about tony's berry allergy
00:17:40something about this woman always seemed suspicious to me but
00:17:44i never imagined for a second she would go as far as to i'm sorry i i don't mean to
00:17:48interrupt your story
00:17:49do you mind if i um leave yeah of course i'm sorry um please continue
00:18:09don't touch my suitcase oh i'm sorry i just
00:18:13i said i can manage it i don't need help from the help yes ma'am it is my job
00:18:20though
00:18:21i understand that this is the countryside but is there a less idiotic maid available now now
00:18:28britney is just about the kindest soul you'll ever meet her and her mother who i hope recovers very soon
00:18:37yeah well as soon as i'm lady of the house that kind soul is going to be shoveling horse
00:18:42shit jan help me with my suitcase
00:18:48mom i thought you said that she were gonna shut up and carry it son
00:18:54i knew i should have told uncle tony that steph and ryan didn't really like him
00:18:58they were just here for the ring i need to talk to you about something
00:19:08i need to talk to you about something britney can we talk later i'm just so tired and i need
00:19:13to rest
00:19:14before the evening's festivities plus i don't want anyone to know i'm not feeling my best well then why
00:19:20we cancel the dinner no no i can't this birthday dinner is too important especially this year
00:19:30i didn't want to worry him so i didn't say anything
00:19:33and that mistake probably cost him his life but then as i was distributing the suitcases among the rooms
00:19:40i realized just how right i had been about his family's evil intentions
00:19:45i don't want to do this jan you must you must go into his room at the first opportunity and
00:19:53take
00:19:53the ring you know the one with the purple diamond yes i know the ring mom it's just that that's
00:20:00that's the ring that ryan wants to use for his wedding that ring belongs to our family it is not
00:20:08going to go to steph or any other trollop who marries in hey jesus christ mom i get it
00:20:14i just i know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally but it's like sentimental value my ass that ring
00:20:20is worth 30 million dollars fuck me in the ass and call me shirley what 30 million dollars then i
00:20:30realized they were planning to kill him and just for the ring 30 million dollars yes idiot and once
00:20:39i sell the ring i am going to give you one tenth that's three three three million dollars
00:20:48that's enough to buy a porsche or you could buy a new wardrobe for your wife so she doesn't have
00:20:53to
00:20:53dress like a hooker on spring break at daytona beach pay attention yawn so here's what's going to
00:21:00happen you are going to go into tony's room
00:21:07and you are going to take these blueberries and smear them underneath his pillow
00:21:17before he takes his daily afternoon nap he's going to have an extreme allergic reaction
00:21:23and everyone's going to come running to tend to him creating the perfect distraction for you to go
00:21:33in and steal that mother-fucking ring if i do this uncle tony dies yes he dies
00:21:46if he eats them not if you just smear them under his pillow got it
00:21:54yeah i don't know well maybe maybe we should just 50 50.
00:22:07hey honey yanni i've been looking for you for the past hour but here you are hiding up here with
00:22:13your mommy yeah we were just uh we were talking don't you get tired of being a mama's boy because
00:22:20i sure am tired of it and i'm here in case you forgot and i am bored
00:22:28what's that
00:22:34what's that oh it's blueberries why do you have blueberries it's every year we do annual bake
00:22:46we do it's the blueberry pie we do every year you are literally the worst bullshitter i've ever met
00:22:51in my life monique i simply asked my son to help me to my room with my suitcase and we
00:22:56got to
00:22:56reminiscing can't you cut him some slack i will when you will mom
00:23:05i'm horny are you done you know what sorry i gotta go come on babe i'll be one sec okay
00:23:16look i know you hate me but you are ruining that poor boy's life and until you cut that umbilical
00:23:22cord
00:23:23he's never gonna be a real man and what's gonna happen to his manhood when
00:23:27he finds out you've been cheating on him with his more successful richer brother
00:23:38i would never do that oh but you do frequently i see everything what i don't see is what they
00:23:45see in a basic window like you you're you're you're in there you can come out now i know you're
00:24:06here
00:24:12well well it looks like our lovely little maid is a bit of a snoop i'm so sorry mrs harbour
00:24:20i was
00:24:20just don't mind i have connections at your mother's hospital do you want her dead no of course not then
00:24:30you're going to poison tony you're going to go into his room and you're going to get that ring and
00:24:35you're going to bring it to me and if you tell tony your mother dies it's going to believe a
00:24:43pathetic
00:24:43little maid i don't believe you you're stealing your own son's wedding gift don't you care about him
00:24:52spoken like a girl who's always been poor sweetie when it comes to money nobody gives a
00:24:58fuck about anyone i care about tony i can't do this to him then choose tony or your mother
00:25:06i loved tony like a father but it was my own mother sick and dying in the hospital what was
00:25:13i supposed to
00:25:14do i remember your mother she was beautiful and and very kind i remember this one time when i was
00:25:26a
00:25:26kid i was riding my bike and um i had fallen and uh skinned my knee pretty bad and she
00:25:32happened to
00:25:33be walking by and she stopped everything that she was doing and she um she came over and helped me
00:25:39up
00:25:39and made sure i was okay actually i think you might have been there do you remember that yeah
00:25:52you were the golden boy and i was just the maid's daughter not to me you weren't
00:26:00what about that time that we carved our names in that tree
00:26:05you remember that of course oh and look i really i have to apologize i'm so sorry jesus christ i'm
00:26:11uh
00:26:14i should not be talking about the past um you are a suspect and a homicide
00:26:22and i'm the lead investigator let's just um let's stick to the matter at hand okay
00:26:29yeah bernie i want you to tell it to me straight
00:26:33did you do it did you steal that ring
00:26:42yes i did
00:26:59yes
00:27:03yes
00:27:05yes
00:27:07yes
00:27:10yes
00:27:12yes
00:27:35Brittany.
00:27:37What are you doing here?
00:27:41Brittany, I ask you a question.
00:27:43What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:27:47I ask you a question.
00:27:49What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:27:53I was...
00:27:54I was looking for something.
00:27:56What?
00:27:58Never mind, it's not here.
00:28:01Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:03I'm sorry not to scare you.
00:28:06I just haven't been feeling too well lately.
00:28:09My doctor says my blood pressure is out of control.
00:28:11I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription.
00:28:15What was I in the middle of?
00:28:18Playing my bingo blitz.
00:28:25I'm making a huge mistake.
00:28:27I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth.
00:28:29I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me,
00:28:32because he's the only one who truly trusts me.
00:28:35And...
00:28:39It's just about time for dinner, so I ought to go make sure that's ready.
00:28:42Okay.
00:28:43Thank you, Brittany.
00:28:45You mean so much to me.
00:28:47You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:28:50Yeah.
00:28:51Thanks.
00:28:53Let me go.
00:29:03You got what you wanted.
00:29:05Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:08Now promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:13Or Tony.
00:29:17Idiot child.
00:29:19I don't know who your mother even is.
00:29:22And as for Tony, he's my brother.
00:29:25I would never actually hurt him.
00:29:28And now that I am a multi-millionaire, I no longer need to hurt people.
00:29:33Unless, of course, they get in my way.
00:29:36So make no mistake.
00:29:39You are the one who actually stole this.
00:29:42And if you ever say anything to anyone, no one will ever hear from you again.
00:29:54What have I done?
00:29:55I can't believe how naive I was.
00:29:58How stupid.
00:29:59No, hey, look at me.
00:30:00It's not your fault.
00:30:02They went after your mother.
00:30:04You did the best that you could.
00:30:07And you helped spare Tony's life.
00:30:09Yeah.
00:30:10For a few hours.
00:30:12He still got murdered.
00:30:14Yeah, about that.
00:30:15If Sylvia already had the ring, then what motive would she have to kill Tony later?
00:30:19The answer is she didn't kill him.
00:30:21Okay, well then who did?
00:30:23If it wasn't Sylvia and it wasn't Yawn, the only other person that knew about the allergy...
00:30:29was you.
00:30:32You knew.
00:30:34Brittany, I have to be honest with you.
00:30:36If blueberries turn out to be the cause of death, this isn't looking good for you.
00:30:40You're right.
00:30:42I am.
00:30:43But there's something else you don't know.
00:30:47The house of Uncle Tony is at least 200 years old.
00:30:51It once belonged to an aristocratic family that hid many secrets.
00:30:55The house is filled with hidden corners and passageways, allowing you to see and hear anything you want.
00:31:04Oh my god.
00:31:05I don't think the blueberries are what killed Tony after all.
00:31:09Oh my god.
00:31:10Oh my god.
00:31:10This feels so good.
00:31:12Ew.
00:31:16In the back of my mind, I kept thinking.
00:31:18There were no blueberries in Tony's food and only one on his plate.
00:31:21This is so good.
00:31:22Allergy or not, that's not enough to kill him.
00:31:24Oh, fuck.
00:31:26Oh my god.
00:31:27This feels so good.
00:31:28I really want to help you.
00:31:29Say it louder.
00:31:30Say it like you fucking mean it.
00:31:31I love you so much.
00:31:32How much do you fucking love me?
00:31:33So much.
00:31:35I hope you're thinking about me while you're fucking hurt.
00:31:38I can finally feel your dick.
00:31:39You're so hard.
00:31:40Yeah, it's all because of you, baby.
00:31:42Oh yeah, it is.
00:31:43You're so heavy.
00:31:44Goddammit.
00:31:45What the fuck are you doing here?
00:31:47I'm a little busy.
00:31:49What?
00:31:51We need to talk.
00:31:55Now.
00:31:56Give me some second.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:04Let's go.
00:32:11Until that moment, I thought that Sylvia was the only one who could hurt Uncle Tony.
00:32:16But I was wrong.
00:32:18Steph is so much worse.
00:32:23So, Jan told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself.
00:32:28I knew that old Medusa bitch would try.
00:32:32I'm not going to let her get away with it.
00:32:34Huh.
00:32:34I admire your spunk.
00:32:37I'll help you take the ring before Sylvia can, assuming we split the money 50-50.
00:32:44I say we take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves.
00:32:48Really?
00:32:49You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:32:52For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone.
00:32:54Even you.
00:32:56I know.
00:32:58I know.
00:32:59I know.
00:32:59I know what?
00:33:02Everything.
00:33:04I know about my future husband.
00:33:07And I know that you've been sleeping with him.
00:33:10What?
00:33:14No.
00:33:16Steph, come on.
00:33:17I mean, are you kidding me?
00:33:19You're my best friend.
00:33:20I wouldn't do that.
00:33:23What are you doing?
00:33:25Now tell me.
00:33:27Are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:33:30Yes or no?
00:33:33No.
00:33:34No, no.
00:33:36You're my best friend.
00:33:37I wouldn't do that.
00:33:38Then show me your phone.
00:33:40Show me the last text message from Ryan.
00:33:44I'll tell you what.
00:33:47If I'm wrong, you get all the money.
00:33:51Every last cent.
00:33:54But if I'm right...
00:33:59Then I get this little piggy.
00:34:03Deal?
00:34:08We're both adults here.
00:34:11Yes.
00:34:11Ryan and I fool around sometimes.
00:34:14But it means nothing.
00:34:15I swear.
00:34:16It means nothing.
00:34:17I'm with the lame brother who can't even hold a job.
00:34:19All I want is to just be with a hotter, richer brother.
00:34:22Just for a second.
00:34:23I mean, if you were me, I mean, you'd totally do the same thing.
00:34:26Here's the thing.
00:34:28Here's the thing.
00:34:28I would never beat you.
00:34:34Okay.
00:34:35How do you want to do?
00:34:36You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:34:37Fine.
00:34:38Well, I'd do this thing with my hips that Ryan really loves.
00:34:41And maybe if you tried it...
00:34:43That one hurt!
00:34:44Good.
00:34:45You are nothing but a cheap whore.
00:34:48And just because Ryan fucked your dirty ass doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it.
00:34:52It seems like he put a lot of effort into all the photos he sent me.
00:34:59At least seven or eight inches of effort.
00:35:04Slut.
00:35:08Ryan, come to the garden.
00:35:10I know everything.
00:35:18What is going on?
00:35:21What happened to Monique?
00:35:22Oh, that dirty little whore over there.
00:35:25That means absolutely nothing to either one of us, right, honey?
00:35:29Uh...
00:35:30Yeah.
00:35:31Right.
00:35:32And the only thing that matters right now is you going to get that fucking ring.
00:35:39Baby, Uncle Tony is resting.
00:35:42It's not a good time.
00:35:44Right?
00:35:44Trust me, doll.
00:35:45After we go to this stupid dinner, everything's going to go back to normal.
00:35:48We're going to get the ring.
00:35:49Everything's going to be great.
00:35:50Trust you?
00:35:52That's funny because I know that you're fucking that disgusting rat bitch over there.
00:36:05You think I would stoop to her?
00:36:09Please.
00:36:11You don't drive a used Pontiac when you got a pristine Rolls Royce just sitting in the driveway.
00:36:25Yeah, that's not my dick.
00:36:28It's on your body.
00:36:31No, it's not.
00:36:32That's a deep fake.
00:36:33That's AI.
00:36:35Do you see the coloration here?
00:36:38I have a pink hue.
00:36:39I don't know if you've seen this.
00:36:41That is obviously a little bit on the greener tint olive.
00:36:45Have you seen me when it's this temperature?
00:36:51I can do the helicopter in this weather.
00:36:53It's so obviously not me.
00:36:56Ryan, I know that it's you.
00:37:00And do you want to be forgiven?
00:37:03Yes.
00:37:04Then go get the fucking ring.
00:37:10Now.
00:37:15So she commanded him to get the ring.
00:37:18And?
00:37:21And?
00:37:23I've really had to use the bathroom for a while now.
00:37:28Uh, okay, but I can't let you go alone.
00:37:30You're still a suspect.
00:37:31Okay, well, if I don't go right now, then I'm gonna pee on the floor.
00:37:46Okay, let's go.
00:37:57Do you seriously think that I'm gonna run away?
00:37:59Well, I mean, you already ran for me many years ago.
00:38:03That wasn't my choice.
00:38:04What does that mean?
00:38:07Confess.
00:38:09Tell him about his mother.
00:38:11You know what?
00:38:12I don't even want to know.
00:38:13The truth is, it took me many years to get over that.
00:38:15So, let's just keep things between us.
00:38:17Alan.
00:38:45You don't want to.
00:38:46I do.
00:38:47I do.
00:38:48And, um...
00:38:50That's the problem.
00:38:52You're under investigation, Brittany.
00:38:55For murder.
00:38:56And the first thing that they drill into us at the academy
00:38:59Is that the killer always tries to get close.
00:39:02To be liked.
00:39:05Trusted.
00:39:05Trusted.
00:39:09But this ends now.
00:39:11Whatever happened between us, it doesn't matter.
00:39:13Okay?
00:39:14I do not lose control on cases.
00:39:26I can tell you this.
00:39:28Steph would have done anything to get that ring.
00:39:38Yes.
00:39:40Uncle Toadie.
00:39:41I...
00:39:41I am going to formally ask for Steph's hand.
00:39:46And being the only male heir in the family, I need to ask for the interim ring.
00:39:54Formally.
00:39:56Now.
00:39:56Now?
00:39:57Yeah.
00:39:58What's the rush?
00:40:01Um...
00:40:01There's no rush.
00:40:02I just want to make sure that it fits on, uh, Moenick's finger.
00:40:05You mean Steph's finger, right?
00:40:07Steph.
00:40:08Steph's...
00:40:08Steph's...
00:40:09Steph's finger.
00:40:10Yeah, obviously Steph's finger.
00:40:12Obviously.
00:40:13I don't know why I would say anyone else's.
00:40:15It's a...
00:40:17Freudian...
00:40:17It's a slip of some kind.
00:40:19I don't...
00:40:30Uncle Tony, what's wrong?
00:40:37I was afraid Tony would have a heart attack right then and there.
00:40:41That ring means so much to him.
00:40:44And not only because it's worth millions.
00:40:51Where's the ring?
00:40:52No, no, no.
00:40:54He's going to tell him that half the inheritance is gone.
00:40:57Uh...
00:40:57The...
00:40:57The ring is fine.
00:40:59I'm just not convinced that you and Steph are truly in love.
00:41:03He isn't telling him.
00:41:04But why?
00:41:04Your fiancΓ© there.
00:41:08Well, maybe you should just think a little bit longer and make sure she's really the
00:41:14one before I give you the ring.
00:41:18You psycho worm!
00:41:20Listen to me, okay?
00:41:23I'm not going to let some old man who smells like artichokes and old socks tell me what type
00:41:31of wedding ring I will be wearing to my wedding.
00:41:35How dare you question my character?
00:41:37And you want to talk about class?
00:41:39You live in a mansion of a shitbox.
00:41:42It's decrepit.
00:41:43It's disintegrating.
00:41:45It looks like it came out of Shrek's ass.
00:41:47And you want to, what, judge others?
00:41:49Ryan and I?
00:41:51We're in love.
00:41:52This is the real deal, baby.
00:41:54We are so in love to the depths of our fucking souls.
00:41:57Watch this.
00:41:59Come here, baby.
00:42:02Sweet like a strawberry.
00:42:09Wait, what exactly did Steph steal?
00:42:12Blood pressure medication.
00:42:14Tony's had a heart condition for years.
00:42:16What the fuck?
00:42:21Officer, whatever, how long does it take to get a statement from a murderer?
00:42:26You can let everyone know that we'll be done soon.
00:42:28Hmm.
00:42:29Great.
00:42:30And also just want to let you know, even though she has this little innocent virgin thing going on, that
00:42:35bitch is a liar.
00:42:38Just one question before you go.
00:42:40Um, did you know that Tony had a heart condition?
00:42:44No.
00:42:45No.
00:42:47Of course not.
00:42:48Definitely not.
00:42:49I don't know anything about these people's health conditions.
00:42:52I'm Little Miss.
00:42:53I'm Little Miss.
00:42:54Keep to myself.
00:42:55Toodles.
00:42:58Well, that girl's a liar.
00:43:01Tell me about it.
00:43:02The amount of times I've heard her say,
00:43:04When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:06When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:08When I'm the lady of the mansion.
00:43:14Okay, so...
00:43:15Steph is our killer.
00:43:20Ow.
00:43:21That's why I kept following her.
00:43:23Did you?
00:43:24I didn't trust her one inch.
00:43:26Did you hit me?
00:43:28Oh!
00:43:28Of course not.
00:43:29I'm your bestie.
00:43:31Anyway.
00:43:32Are you seriously willing to do anything to get that ring?
00:43:36Including getting rid of the old man?
00:43:38Getting rid of who?
00:43:39Uncle Tony.
00:43:40For the ring!
00:43:41Oh, um...
00:43:44Yeah...
00:43:46Willing.
00:43:46Good.
00:43:47Now listen very carefully.
00:43:49Uncle Tony...
00:43:50Has a heart condition.
00:43:53So I'm gonna need your molly.
00:43:55I...
00:43:55Don't know what you're talking about.
00:43:57I saw the text messages to Ryan.
00:44:00The nerve.
00:44:01You went through my phone?
00:44:03Idiot.
00:44:04You showed it to me yourself.
00:44:05As if I would never do that.
00:44:09Monique.
00:44:09Do you want the money or not?
00:44:24Perfect.
00:44:25Easy enough.
00:44:26Now the old fuck will die.
00:44:28And we'll get the ring.
00:44:33basic music.
00:44:36All
00:44:42Facebook words are paying us the best, I would say.
00:44:44Um...
00:44:45Are you kidding me?
00:44:47Oh, gosh i am so sorry.
00:44:49You fucking idiot...
00:44:50old basement dweller.
00:44:52Rat Bitch...
00:44:52You literally smell and look like a skunk.
00:44:55I, I crushed...
00:44:59Tony's blood pressure medication?
00:45:03What were you ladies doing with this?
00:45:06We were just, um, we were, um...
00:45:11Going to the bathroom.
00:45:12Disgusting bitch.
00:45:19You know, I, uh, I have to just say, that is, um, that was some impressive police work.
00:45:25Very brave.
00:45:26I didn't feel brave.
00:45:27No, you, you caught Steph and Monique on their way to kill Tony.
00:45:31You stopped their plan.
00:45:33Yeah.
00:45:35Their plan would have failed anyway.
00:45:41I looked at the pills afterward, and they were expired.
00:45:44Tony never would have taken them.
00:45:46What was the point of the story, then?
00:45:48If Tony would have never taken the pills, then he never would have died.
00:45:52They didn't kill him.
00:45:55Look, Brittany.
00:45:58We've been sitting here for over an hour and a half now, going in circles.
00:46:04Is that on purpose?
00:46:06What do you mean?
00:46:07I mean, maybe you're taking advantage of that I'm a patient man.
00:46:11No.
00:46:13No, not at all.
00:46:14Yeah, no.
00:46:15Maybe you've just been playing me this whole time.
00:46:18No, it, that...
00:46:20I swear, everything that I have told you has been true.
00:46:23Yeah, everything except for who the actual killer is.
00:46:33Alan, I know that you may have some...
00:46:36feelings and anger towards me for what happened between us years ago.
00:46:42But I swear to you, I'm not lying.
00:46:49There's someone else we haven't talked about.
00:46:52Ryan.
00:46:54Where the hell is that will?
00:46:57It's probably all going to mom anyway, since she was the closest to Uncle T's.
00:47:02No, listen.
00:47:03Uncle Tony knows full well mom's going to blow everything that he built.
00:47:06Now, I am not willing to risk that.
00:47:10So I'm going to get my name in that will, one way or another.
00:47:15Well, I am not willing to risk that.
00:47:18I'm getting my name in the will any way that I can.
00:47:21So what am I doing here?
00:47:22To change it, if need be.
00:47:25Come on.
00:47:26Didn't you study law or something?
00:47:28I did.
00:47:28Well, I did the Zoom thing.
00:47:32The Zoom class.
00:47:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:32Good, good enough.
00:47:37So, uh...
00:47:40What's in it for me?
00:47:41What do you mean?
00:47:43You're my little brother, okay?
00:47:44Why don't you just grow up here and stand up for this family for once?
00:47:49Okay, look.
00:47:50If you help me with the well, I'll cut you in.
00:47:52I want half.
00:47:54No.
00:47:5570-30.
00:47:56All right.
00:47:57I'm going to go take a shit.
00:47:59No, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:48:00Half.
00:48:01Half of a bazillion is still a bazillion.
00:48:02Okay, but listen.
00:48:04There's one thing that's still worrying me.
00:48:07The maid.
00:48:09The maid?
00:48:10She's been snooping around.
00:48:11Yeah, no dick, idiot.
00:48:12She's a fucking maid, bro.
00:48:14We are going to have to deal with her.
00:48:17Suddenly, I understood everything.
00:48:19Well, she's been snooping around.
00:48:21Ryan had the motive.
00:48:22He didn't just want the ring.
00:48:23He wanted the whole fortune.
00:48:24The entire inheritance.
00:48:26Tony was in immediate danger.
00:48:29And only I could stop it.
00:48:31What are you doing in here?
00:48:35I was just lost.
00:48:38Lost?
00:48:39Yeah, I was looking for the bathroom.
00:48:42I don't even know what this...
00:48:44What is this?
00:48:46A kitchen?
00:48:46I know.
00:48:48A kitchen.
00:48:49When I see one,
00:48:49I thought this was one of those fancy kitchen bathrooms.
00:48:52Like, with the bathroom and the kitchen,
00:48:54it's like a fusion...
00:48:55It's like a fusion thing.
00:48:57What?
00:49:00What the fuck?
00:49:01Did you kill her?
00:49:03No, shut up, idiot.
00:49:05All right?
00:49:06She'll just be out for a minute.
00:49:07Hey, Yanni, Yanni.
00:49:09I need you to listen to me, all right?
00:49:11About what you need to do.
00:49:12Okay?
00:49:18Please, don't let them hurt Tony.
00:49:21Don't let them hurt Tony.
00:49:24Oh, Brittany!
00:49:25Hey, hey, are you okay?
00:49:28I gotta save Uncle Tony.
00:49:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:49:33No, no, don't go in there.
00:49:35Uncle Tony said he did not want to be disturbed.
00:49:38He's...
00:49:39He's resting.
00:49:41Uncle Tony...
00:49:42Stop, stop, stop.
00:49:43Hey, hey, why do you always have to make so much trouble?
00:49:46Just...
00:49:47You know what?
00:49:47Fine, fine.
00:49:49You asked for this.
00:49:50Come here.
00:49:52You asked for this.
00:49:52Wait, wait.
00:49:53He did what?
00:49:55Yeah.
00:49:57That son of a bitch assaulted you?
00:49:59No, but...
00:50:00He did something worse.
00:50:02They all did.
00:50:06That's when they decided to destroy my life.
00:50:10That's when a real nightmare began.
00:50:14What are you doing?
00:50:15What's happening?
00:50:16Yeah.
00:50:18Yanni!
00:50:20Whoa, hey!
00:50:22What are you doing?
00:50:22Blowing down my pants, giving me a blowjob like I'm a piece of meat.
00:50:26Funny job.
00:50:27Maybe you should buy me a date first, huh?
00:50:32You know what?
00:50:36Honestly, I would screw you.
00:50:39Because you have just this really perfect ass.
00:50:42But right now, I have much more important law for you.
00:50:47Yanni!
00:50:49Yanni!
00:50:50Yanni!
00:50:51What happened?
00:50:59Uncle Tony.
00:51:01You're here alive.
00:51:02Yes, as far as I know.
00:51:04Were you expecting something different?
00:51:06They didn't kill him.
00:51:08So what was their secret plan?
00:51:11Uncle Tony, I have to tell you something.
00:51:15It's important.
00:51:16I'm getting so good at this, I just keep winning this bingo blitz.
00:51:20It's about your ring.
00:51:23My ring.
00:51:24Yes, yes.
00:51:25You know, nephew Ryan came by and demanded I give him the ring.
00:51:30You know, the precious amethyst one.
00:51:34Then when I went to the safe to retrieve it, it was gone.
00:51:39Brittany, did you hear what I said?
00:51:40The ring was missing.
00:51:43Someone stole it.
00:51:45Now, I know before everyone arrived, it was in the safe.
00:51:49I'm embarrassed to even consider that someone in my family would steal from me.
00:51:55Now, I know you wouldn't do it, but I'll do when I find out who did this.
00:52:02I can't do this.
00:52:03I can't keep the truth from him any longer.
00:52:06Uncle Tony, I have to tell you that everyone in this house is hiding something.
00:52:14God heavens, what is going on?
00:52:16Oh my God.
00:52:17Do you think you could fuck my fiance?
00:52:18Come on, get off.
00:52:20Okay, I'm fine.
00:52:21What is going on here?
00:52:23This lying slut knows exactly what's going on.
00:52:32Brittany, what is this?
00:52:34I'm so sorry, Uncle Tony.
00:52:36We all thought she was good and loyal.
00:52:39But turns out, she's just a gold-digging whore.
00:52:44She seduced my fiance.
00:52:46She's wanted him ever since he was a young boy who had come to visit you.
00:52:49Who knows what else she'll destroy.
00:52:51Brittany, is it true?
00:52:52Are you having an affair with Ryan?
00:52:54No.
00:52:55Oh God, I'm so sorry you had to see that, Uncle Tony.
00:52:58Yes, it's all sordid and true.
00:53:00And I'm deeply ashamed.
00:53:03But Brittany here, she's so obsessive.
00:53:06One moment of weakness, and I gave in.
00:53:10Look, baby, I'm so sorry.
00:53:11What can I do to make it up to you?
00:53:14You son of a bitch.
00:53:16How can I ever trust you again?
00:53:18Look, baby, I was just fooled by this wicked woman.
00:53:21It's like this witchcraft.
00:53:23This pheromone's just, they hit my nostrils.
00:53:25There's nothing I could do.
00:53:27Maybe it's primal.
00:53:29How many times have I put you in a made outfit,
00:53:31and told you that it does it for me,
00:53:33and you just expect me to come home,
00:53:34and then suddenly this shows up?
00:53:36It used to be an old woman.
00:53:38That's what it is.
00:53:39She's just so not you that it just,
00:53:42it hits this other part of me,
00:53:43and I don't understand it.
00:53:46Baby, please, okay?
00:53:47You just gotta forgive me, all right?
00:53:49It won't happen again.
00:53:50Only way for me to know
00:53:53is if we get rid of her.
00:53:55What?
00:53:57Uncle Tony,
00:53:58you have to believe me.
00:54:00He drugged me.
00:54:01Oh, please.
00:54:02Why would I?
00:54:04Because you all want something from Uncle Tony.
00:54:07His ring and his inheritance.
00:54:09You're all liars and crooks.
00:54:13Well, I hate to say it, but she's right.
00:54:15Huh.
00:54:16Not you.
00:54:17Steph is right.
00:54:18This maid is a dirty liar and a whore.
00:54:23She stole your ring,
00:54:24brought it to me,
00:54:25and asked to split 50-50.
00:54:28Impossible.
00:54:29And now you're really beginning
00:54:30to piss me off, Sylvia.
00:54:32Hey, brother, I would never...
00:54:33I trust Brittany with my whole house.
00:54:35She would never do that.
00:54:38Strange.
00:54:39Isn't she the only one
00:54:40with the password to your safe?
00:54:43Yes, and I still don't believe it.
00:54:45Well, why don't you ask your little maid
00:54:47who stole the ring
00:54:48and brought it to me?
00:54:55I took it, Tony, but...
00:54:58Oh, God.
00:55:00I'm...
00:55:01I'm...
00:55:01I can explain.
00:55:03I...
00:55:03No need to, Brittany.
00:55:06You've...
00:55:07deeply disappointed me.
00:55:09I took care of you
00:55:11and your sick mother
00:55:11every day for years.
00:55:13Yes.
00:55:18That all ends now.
00:55:20You can stay on
00:55:22and work the birthday dinner.
00:55:25But after that,
00:55:26you have to leave the house.
00:55:28Never to return.
00:55:32You have to leave the house.
00:55:34Never to return.
00:55:37Time to take out the trash.
00:55:49What they did to you,
00:55:51that's not okay.
00:55:53It's all my fault.
00:55:54What?
00:55:54No, no.
00:55:55Come on.
00:55:56It's not your fault.
00:55:57If I had just told Tony
00:55:59what was happening,
00:56:00then
00:56:02none of it would have happened,
00:56:03but
00:56:06I just paved the way
00:56:07for them to
00:56:09murder him.
00:56:12Tony died.
00:56:14And I'm to blame.
00:56:15No.
00:56:16Listen to me.
00:56:17You are not to blame.
00:56:19The only thing
00:56:20that you're to blame for
00:56:21is being a good person.
00:56:23You love.
00:56:24You trust.
00:56:25Those bastards
00:56:26took advantage of that, yes.
00:56:28But that does not
00:56:29make you a bad person.
00:56:31No, I am.
00:56:35I left you.
00:56:49Why?
00:56:53Why?
00:56:55Your mother.
00:56:57She told me
00:56:58that I couldn't
00:57:00see you anymore.
00:57:00or she threatened
00:57:02to have my mom fired
00:57:03and to get me expelled.
00:57:05To destroy our lives.
00:57:07All because you were
00:57:08from a prominent family
00:57:09and I was
00:57:10the daughter of a maid.
00:57:12Oh, my God.
00:57:14I couldn't understand
00:57:15why you would just
00:57:16leave me.
00:57:19It broke my heart, too.
00:57:23I loved you so much.
00:57:28I'm sorry.
00:57:30I can't do this.
00:57:31It's just too confusing
00:57:32for me right now.
00:57:33I'm sorry.
00:57:34I don't think
00:57:34it's confusing at all.
00:57:40I think that
00:57:42you came here tonight
00:57:43for a reason.
00:57:47I think that
00:57:48you're meant
00:57:49to be here
00:57:50because
00:57:53I believe
00:57:53in second chances.
00:57:54I do.
00:57:54I see you.
00:57:55I do.
00:57:56I do.
00:57:56I do.
00:58:10I do.
00:58:13I do.
00:58:14I do.
00:58:16I do.
00:58:18I do.
00:58:22I do.
00:58:23The beds I poured the wine in now
00:58:26They're tracing every line
00:58:30If loving you's my crying tonight
00:58:37Then read my tears in black and white
00:58:44Between my secrets candlelight
00:58:50I'm just a girl who lost the fight
00:58:54And every doubt you try to prove
00:58:57Still trembles when I make a move
00:59:03I'm not the ghost inside these walls
00:59:07Not every tear is guilty as cold
00:59:10But if you choose to walk away
00:59:13Then that's the price I'll have to pay
00:59:22If loving you's my crying tonight
00:59:28Then let the truth come
00:59:38What is going on here?
00:59:41Nothing
00:59:43What do you need?
00:59:44Doesn't matter
00:59:45Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram
00:59:47With explicit instructions on where to find
00:59:50And read Uncle Tony's will immediately
00:59:53So everyone in the house needs a hearing
00:59:54He needs murderers
00:59:55Okay, we'll be right down
00:59:58Just give us a minute
01:00:04I'm gonna have to go face that horrible family again
01:00:07I'll protect you
01:00:12You will?
01:00:14I've never in a million years thought that I would ever get you back
01:00:19But here you are
01:00:23And whatever happens
01:00:25I am not losing you again
01:00:27Not this time
01:00:29So if those bastards wanna mess with you
01:00:33You'll have to go through me
01:00:39Can we turn the AC on?
01:00:41It's ruining my photo
01:00:42Would you guys just shut the fuck up?
01:00:44Oh my god
01:00:45Seriously?
01:00:46Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:00:49All right, all right everybody
01:00:50Let's just, let's keep the peace, okay?
01:00:53Obviously Uncle T's lawyer can't be here
01:00:55But he showed me where the wheel is
01:00:57I studied law so I should be the one to read it
01:01:00Um, honey, you took a crash Zoom course and didn't even finish it
01:01:05That's enough
01:01:05It can't be that hard
01:01:06There's gonna be one line
01:01:08And it's gonna name me as the sole heir
01:01:10There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like our mom
01:01:14Excuse me?
01:01:15Or to my loser brother
01:01:17Well, you seemed to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to
01:01:22I am set and you can all go to hell
01:01:25Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan
01:01:28What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:01:32Possession is nine-tenths of the law
01:01:35You old wretch
01:01:38I'm gonna rip that ring off the window
01:01:40I would like to see you try it
01:01:41Ladies!
01:01:42Stop, stop, please
01:01:44Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:01:47Okay
01:01:48Yeah
01:01:55Okay
01:01:56I, Tony, being of sound mind and body, do hereby be- be greeth- be grieve? Be grieve? Bequeath
01:02:08- bequeath- bequeath- bequeath- bequeath all of my earthly possessions
01:02:12I'm including the mansion, the Tuscan villa, the vineyards, and the cars to my sole heiress
01:02:21Heiress?
01:02:22Heiress?
01:02:23Yes!
01:02:24It's a woman!
01:02:26I was right!
01:02:28Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
01:02:29Fuck you!
01:02:30Fuck you!
01:02:32Fuck you!
01:02:33And especially
01:02:34Fuck
01:02:35You
01:02:36To my sole heiress
01:02:39My maid
01:02:41What?
01:02:42What?
01:02:43Brittany Logan
01:02:43What?
01:02:44Have you been fucking Tony?
01:02:46Oh yeah, boys
01:02:48You're fucking a slut!
01:02:50My maid
01:02:51Brittany Logan
01:02:53What?
01:02:53Fucking whore, you're dead, you bitch
01:02:55You bitch
01:02:56Fuck you!
01:02:57Fuck you!
01:02:59Fuck you!
01:03:00Fuck you!
01:03:01Fuck you!
01:03:02Fuck you!
01:03:02Fuck you!
01:03:03Fuck you!
01:03:03Fuck you!
01:03:05Fuck you!
01:03:06All right, all right, all right, all right
01:03:08I'm sorry to interrupt this little family squabble or whatever this is
01:03:13But there is one thing that I know for certain
01:03:15And that is that the killer is here in this room currently
01:03:19And unless that person comes forward right now and confesses
01:03:23You're all under arrest
01:03:26Okay, well I think it's pretty obvious who the killer is at this point
01:03:29The murderer is Brittany
01:03:33Like I said three hours ago, okay?
01:03:37Does everybody remember that?
01:03:38Can we all go to a flashback moment when I said that?
01:03:42I know who did it
01:03:44It was her!
01:03:46Thank God you're here
01:03:47My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here
01:03:51Brittany is apparently, and against all logic and reason
01:03:55Tony's sole heiress
01:03:58I mean, fuck, that's her motive
01:04:03She had a cover-up too
01:04:05She knew that we were all coming here tonight
01:04:08And she also knew that we all wanted something from Uncle Tony
01:04:12So, what did she do?
01:04:15This little rat bitch decided to change the will
01:04:18Right before his birthday
01:04:22And she was spying on us
01:04:24Learned all of our secrets
01:04:27She was the only one with access to Uncle Tony's food
01:04:38Clearly, we are a greedy type, yes
01:04:42And none of us actually gave a single fuck about Uncle Tony, let's be honest
01:04:46But we could not actually commit cold heart murder
01:04:51Even if we all thought about it
01:04:55But this one here
01:05:00Cover
01:05:02Motive
01:05:05Opportunity
01:05:05I mean, Jesus, Mr. Police Officer, arrest this whore immediately
01:05:12Wow
01:05:13That was so clever and sexy
01:05:16Honey?
01:05:18Honey?
01:05:19What?
01:05:20You're on
01:05:25I'm sorry
01:05:26The will, it's a hell of a motive
01:05:30And a hell of a twist
01:05:34I don't know if I can protect you from any of this
01:05:37Did you tell me the truth about any of it?
01:05:43Brittany
01:05:45Please tell me that what we had was real
01:05:47Do you really think that I killed Tony?
01:05:50For his money?
01:05:51I don't know what to think
01:05:56I'm sorry
01:05:57Alan, no, Alan
01:06:02Oh
01:06:03Um
01:06:10911, what's your emergency?
01:06:11Yeah, it's Detective Beckham
01:06:13I need all units to the Harbor residence as soon as possible
01:06:16Whatever you're doing can wait
01:06:21Hey
01:06:24Don't move a muscle
01:06:26I'll be right back
01:06:28No. Wait, Alan.
01:06:38Listen up. I don't care what you did or did not do.
01:06:41My lawyers are excellent. They will get you out.
01:06:43If you agree to marry me and share the inheritance.
01:06:46You disgusting prick. I don't want the money.
01:06:49I don't want the inheritance. And I most definitely do not want you.
01:06:54Are you sure about that?
01:06:57I'll unlock you right now, babes.
01:06:59All you gotta do is split the inheritance with me.
01:07:01Okay?
01:07:03It's better than prison. What do you think?
01:07:09What do you think?
01:07:10The most important thing now is Alan.
01:07:13I have to find him and convince him that what we had was real.
01:07:18And that I didn't kill Tony.
01:07:20Okay. I agree. Unlock me.
01:07:27Don't screw me, mate.
01:07:30I can't promise.
01:07:33Lock it up.
01:07:36That's binding.
01:07:47Alex?
01:07:50Alex?
01:07:51Alex?
01:08:06Hello, Brittany.
01:08:07Oh, my God.
01:08:09Hello, Brittany.
01:08:11Are you a ghost?
01:08:14Or am I dead?
01:08:16Relax.
01:08:17Neither.
01:08:18Then what?
01:08:19How are you?
01:08:21I faked my death.
01:08:23Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize my entire family wanted me dead to get their grubby hands on
01:08:28my fortune.
01:08:29So I beat him to the punch. I staged the whole thing.
01:08:32I do regret having to do so at your expense.
01:08:37But I knew I could trust you.
01:08:40And only you.
01:08:41Crazy old fool.
01:08:43Do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:08:45I almost died at least five times with your stupid game.
01:08:51It wasn't all fake.
01:08:54The truth is, I am sick.
01:08:58I won't live to celebrate my next birthday.
01:09:01And the inheritance is yours.
01:09:07Why?
01:09:08It's simple.
01:09:10You're the sweetest, kindest person I know.
01:09:14And I believe that good people deserve good things.
01:09:18There's not enough of that in the world.
01:09:20And so, my entire estate, the four billion dollars, and the property, it's yours.
01:09:45Alan, my friend, I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen to me.
01:09:49And if it does, I need you to come back and investigate.
01:09:53You're the best investigator in the world and the only one who can figure out what happened.
01:09:59We are old friends.
01:10:04Okay, okay, guys.
01:10:05Chat GBT says that if she did kill him, then she cannot inherit.
01:10:10So, we just split the assets evenly.
01:10:14So, it's fair.
01:10:16Ahem!
01:10:17I have something that I would like to say.
01:10:20How did you get out?
01:10:21Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all.
01:10:23I would like to tell you the truth about what happened to Uncle Tony.
01:10:28Go ahead.
01:10:29Say it.
01:10:36Tony, you know, I only see you at my birthday.
01:10:40Each year I watch you grow more greedy, more cruel, more immoral.
01:10:45When I realized that you were only here for my money, I decided to test you and fake my death.
01:11:00Oh, my God!
01:11:02Uncle Tony, you were, like, hilarious.
01:11:05I mean, we all fell for that.
01:11:07We even fell for the fact that you were giving the maid all your shit.
01:11:10Oh, don't worry.
01:11:11That was all true.
01:11:13I've changed my will.
01:11:15Brittany inherits everything.
01:11:16You inherit nothing.
01:11:18What?
01:11:19All the financial support I've given you these many years, all the homes in my name, you're cut off.
01:11:26What?
01:11:27The Wakanda?
01:11:28Starting now, you have nothing.
01:11:30I hope you live streamed that.
01:11:39Listen up, old man.
01:11:41I don't give up like your loser family, okay?
01:11:44Yes, I can see that.
01:11:46You're of a different breed.
01:11:47Damn straight I am.
01:11:49And the only way you're going to get rid of me is if you give me what I came for.
01:11:54The ring!
01:11:56Or you'll regret the day that I met Ryan in the Starbucks urinal.
01:12:00I already do.
01:12:03I'll make your life a living hell, old man.
01:12:06Or whatever's left of it.
01:12:07So if I give you the ring, you'll take my greedy nephew and leave forever.
01:12:14Yeah.
01:12:15Okay.
01:12:17Sylvia, the ring.
01:12:25Hm.
01:12:28Jesus.
01:12:45You scheming son of a bitch!
01:12:48You scheming son of a bitch!
01:12:54Don't slander our mother, Sylvia.
01:12:56You were always her favorite.
01:12:59For no reason!
01:13:01You were better.
01:13:02You weren't smarter.
01:13:04And you weren't harder working.
01:13:06Just because you were born a boy.
01:13:09Dad, Mom invested in you.
01:13:13Sylvia.
01:13:14That's how you turned out to be rich.
01:13:17And I became poor.
01:13:20Because of a genetic roll of the dice.
01:13:23But this is my ring.
01:13:24I deserve it.
01:13:26Sylvia, even if you had been more a man, Mom and Dad wouldn't have supported you.
01:13:31You're an ungrateful, untalented, lazy, compulsive liar.
01:13:35You deserve nothing.
01:13:39Oh, my God.
01:13:42No!
01:13:43Ah!
01:13:46What?
01:13:48No!
01:13:49Don't do it again!
01:13:50No!
01:13:50Stop!
01:13:51Damn it!
01:13:51It's not a real gun, of course.
01:13:53What kind of cop would carry a fake gun?
01:13:57Not a cop.
01:13:58A detective.
01:14:00And one who's good enough to know that a family of vipers depraved enough to try to kill their own
01:14:06patriarch
01:14:07will eventually become desperate enough to use a gun.
01:14:13Well, there's more of us than you, so we outnumber you.
01:14:18You want to say that again?
01:14:19Oh?
01:14:20You have a choice.
01:14:22You can either stay and wait for the rest of the police force to get here and arrest you
01:14:27for attempted murder, which should be any minute now, or you can leave forever and find
01:14:33another sugar daddy.
01:14:35It's amazing that you idiots can never realize in a house like this, everything is recorded.
01:14:46Oh!
01:14:47Oh!
01:14:47Well, what'll it be?
01:14:53Well, what'll it be?
01:15:11I never felt freer in my life.
01:15:15But Sylvia ran away with your ring.
01:15:16Oh, let her have it.
01:15:18That's a two-dollar decoy.
01:15:20This is the real one.
01:15:27And do you like it?
01:15:30It's...
01:15:30It's beautiful.
01:15:32But I like you being alive much better.
01:15:36Well, I knew you would.
01:15:38That's why I'm giving it to you.
01:15:41I always said I would only give my family ring to someone who is marrying for true love.
01:15:49This is a 30 million dollar ring.
01:15:52And no.
01:15:5470 million.
01:16:01Go.
01:16:03Run to him.
01:16:10Wait!
01:16:11Alan!
01:16:12Oh, boy.
01:16:14Are you leaving so soon?
01:16:17Well, I didn't want to interrupt the family reunion.
01:16:21Um, speaking of family, I...
01:16:26I was wondering if you wanted to complete the cycle.
01:16:31Brittany, what are you doing?
01:16:33You can have any man in the world now.
01:16:36I know.
01:16:38You're a billionaire.
01:16:39And I'm just a smart, funny, talented, good-looking detective.
01:16:45Why would you want to be with me?
01:16:48I don't want to give up on us this time.
01:16:52I don't want to let you go.
01:16:56And I can't wait to see how your mom would react.
01:17:06Well?
01:17:14Brittany Logan.
01:17:17Will you marry me?
01:17:21Yes.
01:17:46What is this?
01:17:50Brittany, your mom's scared.
01:17:52Mom?
01:17:53Come on.
01:18:00How are you walking?
01:18:01Turns out there is a very new and very expensive experimental treatment.
01:18:07And it works.
01:18:09My test came back clearer.
01:18:10I feel wonderful.
01:18:12You look wonderful.
01:18:14But...
01:18:14How did I afford it?
01:18:16I have an angel.
01:18:19Thank you, Uncle Tony.
01:18:24Mom, I want you to meet someone.
01:18:27This is Alan.
01:18:29My future husband.
01:18:31Alan from school?
01:18:33Yes.
01:18:34It's good to see you again.
01:18:36Wow, he's hot.
01:18:37Excuse me?
01:18:39Oh, sorry.
01:18:40You're hot, too.
01:18:42Wait, Mom, Uncle Tony, are the two of you?
01:18:46Yes.
01:18:48Oh.
01:18:50I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:19:05Red Dragon.
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