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My Dad Is Poseidon π π π
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00:12Slow-ass sea slug! Your launch today, Beach!
00:33Slow-ass sea slug!
00:37Slow-ass sea slug!
00:40Slow-ass sea slug!
01:00Filthy scavengers!
01:02When Lord Poseidon ruled the Deep, you Skyrats swore never to breach the surface!
01:09Poseidon?
01:10Fish food ages ago.
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01:40your outer barrier. I'm retired. Don't bring that crap to my door. Sire! Who the hell broke my new
02:05console! I'm gonna go deal with that bastard! Sire! You're finally stepping in!
02:25Go fight somewhere else. Don't block me from clearing my game. My king! Even
02:30Poseidon himself would still be fit to shine my boots!
02:54What did you do? Turn me back right now!
03:02Sire! The entire Abyssal Realm awaits your command! Lead us against Olympus! We beg
03:07you! Zeus's brain's probably been eaten out by
03:10Chlamydia for years. I'm retired. I don't waste breath on crazy people.
03:21Screw power struggles. Rotting in bed playing games is the real way to live.
03:30Fight!
03:37Get your hands off me, creep!
03:39Sorry. I didn't mean to...
03:45Wait. Pointy ears. A dryage? What's a forest nintz doing here?
03:54He's just a regular human. A total nerd. Damn it. The Aphrodisian's kicking in.
04:09You're burning up down here. Way harder than I pictured.
04:14I was drugged. This whole thing is Dylan's sick setup. If I don't mate someone before
04:20the timer runs out, I die. I really need this guy.
04:29Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:32Goddamn. You really know how to flip my switch.
04:40I need more. A lot more.
04:50Don't stop. Harder. Squeeze me tighter.
05:01What the hell did you do to me last night?
05:05Hey. I put in a lot of work. Don't tell me you forgot.
05:10Leora! I know you're in there. Nowhere left to run.
05:14Damn it. He tracked me.
05:28Leora. You're my fiancΓ©. You belong with me. Come home.
05:33Get away! Dylan!
05:37As the leader of the Satyr, you actually drugged me.
05:44Why the fuck?
05:45Are you wearing some dude's shirt?
05:48You slept with someone?
05:50Who screwed up my plan?
05:54Oh, so you're the genius who roofed her.
05:57Newsflash, tough guy. Real men don't need tricks.
06:00You talking to the boss like that, punk?
06:08So you're the loser who ruined everything?
06:10You actually fucked this beach bomb shut in?
06:20Touch him again and you'll regret it.
06:22Her body's tainted now, but her blood still has value. Can't push too hard yet.
06:29I won't kill him.
06:31But you're coming with me, Leora.
06:34Babe, if you don't want to go, I can handle this clown.
06:43Forget today ever happened.
06:45Go back to your life.
06:59Seriously, can't I just play my game for once?
07:12Those assholes are back already.
07:14What are you talking about?
07:21Hey, Pencil Neck, I'm Dylan's top enforcer.
07:24Either get the hell out of this water or kneel and call me daddy.
07:28Dylan who?
07:29Speak up, man.
07:30My ears are shot.
07:31Keep acting tough.
07:31Jax can stop boulders to dust.
07:34Even Nereus' seafoak give him a wide burn.
07:49You asked for this.
08:03You one-shotted pants-topping orcers?
08:05Who the hell are you?
08:23It's too late, boss.
08:25Her heartbeat's fading fast.
08:41Somebody help me.
08:55Give me a name, Leora.
08:57Who did this?
08:58I'm going to tear them apart.
09:02It was...
09:24Your father sold you to me a long time ago.
09:26You're my fiancΓ©, my property.
09:28You filthy whore.
09:30Spread your legs for some stray dog!
09:36But at least your bloodline is still worth something.
09:43No!
09:44Let go!
09:47With nymph blood in my veins, even Olympus will bow to me.
09:59I got careless.
10:01Diving near a shipwreck.
10:03My fault.
10:04Shipwreck?
10:05Those cuts are surgical, Leora.
10:07Someone did this to you.
10:12You're just a regular guy.
10:14Stay out of it.
10:15Boss?
10:17Soup's ready.
10:23If I don't make it,
10:26promise me you'll take care of Lily.
10:28She's all we have left.
10:31She's safe.
10:32Now drink.
10:35Soup isn't going to fix this, Jack.
10:43Jack, you...
10:46Ambrosia residue?
10:47Golden applesap?
10:48I studied this in grad's time.
10:51Greek meth said it could raise the dead for mortals.
10:54Where the hell did you get this?
10:56More.
10:57Try it.
11:08These ingredients, where did you get them?
11:16It's my first time meeting Daddy.
11:19I gotta find the prettiest shell for him.
11:44What a lively little snack.
11:47Greek.
11:47Gulp you down and my power doubles!
11:50Ha ha ha ha!
11:58I just fished this stuff out of the bay.
12:00You want more?
12:01I've got a ton of it laying around.
12:03This guy's luck is insane.
12:07A random mortal just happens to have relics of the old gods?
12:12Is this coast a secret Olympian vault?
12:15You're safe here, Liria.
12:19We've got a kid together now.
12:22I'm not letting anything touch.
12:25You or Lily?
12:27Jack, I'm grateful, but I...
12:29Daddy!
12:30Help!
12:33Something's trying to eat me!
12:36Lily's in trouble!
12:44I...
12:44I'm not tasty.
12:46My mommy and daddy are super strong.
12:49Please don't eat me!
12:54Divine power runs through this girl.
12:57Devour you.
12:59And I might even claim the Sea King's throne.
13:04Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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13:29ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
13:31ha
13:35you disgusting freak what do you think you're doing to my daughter mommy
13:42i've got you baby touch my kid again and i'll rip her head off your shoulders
13:50ha you ruined my meal
13:55wait the baby mama herself perfect
14:03two courses for the price of one
14:12you bitch
14:19jack take lily and run go
14:26run from the lucian hydro you pathetic little insects
14:38you posei that kid's his no wonder the power's so pure that's poseidon's bloodline if i stay
14:47i'm dead
14:55what the hell just happened it ran
14:58damn lioya your powers are badass you straight up scared the monster off
15:04me
15:05no way even at full strength i couldn't take that thing i'm still recovering
15:10wait
15:11maybe it sensed the guardian of this sea vault
15:16whatever let's get home that thing
15:18might circle back
15:23about that monster
15:28failed at the perfect time
15:30figures he's just a regular guy after all
15:43and i don't know exactly the very best
15:51because that's why i was trying to make up a rest of this
15:51and i don't know if i like it
15:55have no idea
15:55even though the operation of this big money
15:55how could i't really get a look
15:55the reality is that the problem
15:55i don't really know
15:56i think that's a lot of fub than you
15:59that's the problem
15:59i don't know
16:00I don't know
16:00i don't know
16:14My liege
16:15Have mercy
16:16I didn't know she was your daughter
16:17I swear it
16:18Please spare my life
16:20No problem
16:21Thank you my lord
16:22Thank you for your mercy
16:23Try to remember that in your next life
16:38Enjoying the show
16:49My king
16:50We had nothing to do with the Hydra
16:52We swear
16:52Listen to me
16:53If any of you take one step near my daughter again
16:57I will skin you alive
16:59Now
17:00Get the fuck out of my sight
17:02Yes
17:03Yes my liege
17:15My love
17:17Since you refused to tell me who did this to you
17:19I'll just have to dig up the truth myself
17:30That wild god Pan's always pulling power grabs
17:33But Poseidon
17:35Guy's long gone
17:36Probably fish food in some trench
17:38Right?
17:39Sea god myth
17:40Ancient history
17:41Wanna bet?
17:42There ain't no sea king anymore
17:55The world's the same as ever
17:57The dead are louder than the living
18:00Who the hell are you?
18:01You're in Hades territory, asshole
18:15Poseidon?
18:16Poseidon?
18:25Is Hades still breathing?
18:27If he is
18:28Tell him to get his ass out here
18:34Who the fuck is tearing up my domain?
18:41I don't have time for this
18:43I'm not wasting it on you
18:44I need a background check
18:50You know who I am?
18:52Hades' ace
18:53You crash my spot
18:55You die here
19:18Little fish
19:27Hades' staff
19:28One shot
19:30The sea king
19:31He's real
19:34Hades
19:35You hiding?
19:37Come out
19:37Or this whole place turns into driftwood
19:41One
19:42Two
19:47Thank the fates
19:48The boss is here
19:54Boss
19:55This bum
20:02You idiot
20:03Piss off the lord of the oceans
20:04And we all drown
20:05You're done
20:06Get out
20:07In front of Poseidon
20:09Your ants
20:10I'm saving your worthless heights
20:17My lord
20:17Is this handling satisfactory?
20:20I'm not here for fun
20:22Dig up everything on that Leora and her daughter
20:28Understood
20:29I'll mobilize every team right now
20:31You have three days
20:32I'll be back
20:37Everyone
20:37Drop what you're doing
20:39Full sweep on the Leora and child
20:41Every resource
20:42Every contact
20:43Now
20:44Tell them Poseidon's back
20:46Yes boss
20:53Poseidon's back
20:54Let's hope this time he doesn't flood the place just to make a point
21:05Dylan wants the woman dead
21:07Kid comes with us alive
21:08She's still hurt
21:09Easy pickets
21:10Let's move
21:23We'll make a nice stew
21:25Surprise daddy for lunch
21:33A forest nymph playing happy home mater
21:37Pathetic
21:40Who are you?
21:42Dylan's orders
21:44Come quietly to the stronghold
21:46Or I drag your corpse back
21:49Mommy?
21:50Who's the ugly goat man?
21:53Hand over the kid
22:02Stay away from my daughter
22:03Don't you dare touch her
22:21Mommy, you're bleeding
22:23This forest is locked down
22:25Surrender now
22:27I'll go with you
22:29On one condition
22:30Let my daughter go
22:32No, mommy
22:34I'm not leaving you
22:46Kids mine
22:47You die
22:51You poisoned me
22:55My poison fog
22:57The more you fight
22:58The faster it rots you from the inside
23:01Give up
23:02You've gone too far
23:04Even if I die today
23:06I'm not letting you win
23:10You're wounded
23:12Poisoned
23:13Done
23:15The kids coming with me
23:19Don't touch her
23:20Come at me
23:22Feisty one
23:23Dylan wants you dead
23:25But first
23:26I'm gonna have some fun
23:35Such a pretty face
23:37All mine
23:38All mine now
23:41Let my mommy go
23:43You bastard
23:51Lily
23:51Lily
23:52Run
23:53Get out of here
23:58Serve me well
23:59And I might let her run
24:01A little longer
24:08Lily
24:09Lily
24:15Daddy
24:21Your hands off her
24:31You touch my woman
24:32You're a dead man
24:39Jack
24:41What the hell just happened?
24:45You okay, babe?
24:47So you're the boyfriend
24:48Too bad
24:50I'll snap every bone
24:51In your body
24:52With one hand
25:09Jack
25:09Keep Lily safe
25:11Long as I'm here
25:12You don't lose
25:13Shut up
25:14And go
25:15Now
25:27If I pull this vine
25:28The whole cliff
25:29Goes with us, demon
25:32Run all you want
25:33My pack
25:34Tears you both apart
25:35Roar
25:47No
25:51It's the first
25:53No
26:01I'm Wet
26:02I'm Wet
26:04I'mX
26:25Daddy, don't leave Mommy. I don't want to lose her.
26:29Shh, Lily, don't cry. Daddy promises Mommy's going to be okay. We're going back for her right now.
26:41Hand over the kid. I'll make your death quick.
26:52Lily, turn around and cover your ears, okay? Daddy's going to do a little magic trick.
27:00Okay.
27:04You are the best.
27:13Some nobody dare stare me down? You're asking to die.
27:20You're not human. Who the hell are you?
27:23My daughter's here, so I'm keeping it clean. Disappear.
27:45Okay, Lily. You can turn around now.
27:51Daddy? What happened to the bad guy?
27:55He got so dazzled by how cute you are, he just passed out.
28:04Lily, stay right here inside this circle. Don't move. Daddy's going to help Mommy beat the bad guys. I'll be
28:10right back.
28:15Daddy, be careful.
28:18Don't worry, Lily. No one's ever beaten your dad.
28:28That poison's eaten you alive, little nymph.
28:30How much longer you got? Let me have my fun first.
28:35So what? I'll drag you to hell with me before I die.
28:50Damn. You take a hit well. Let's enjoy this body. Then I'll turn you into my eternal trophy.
28:58For Jack and Lily, even if I die, I'm taking this beast down with me.
29:05No signal? You trying to hog the glory?
29:08More coming. Killing one won't save Jack and Lily. No choice. I'm taking them down with me.
29:14This the woman Dylan wants? Where the kid?
29:17Some guy took the brat.
29:19Huh. Useless. Grab her first, then we hunt the child.
29:27Just let Jack and Lily be safe.
29:33You all want to come at once? Then die together. Pick your graves.
29:49Why did you come back? Where's Lily?
29:55Lily's safe. Don't push yourself.
30:00So this is the woman's secret lover. Her taste is trash.
30:05Beg now. And maybe I'll leave your corpses in one piece.
30:10Refuse, and you'll be screaming. End it fast.
30:16You? In our eyes, you're not even an enemy. Just weeds to be crushed under feet.
30:23Just hold on a little longer. Jack means more to me than anything. I won't let him get hurt.
30:38You want my husband? Step over my corpse first!
30:43In a hurry to die? Fine! I'll oblige!
31:15You're half dead already!
31:17How the hell did you knock me back?
31:19The sea is sinking. Those are Poseidon's warriors.
31:24This can't be.
31:50Ancient Ekethra! The coastal legend monster? Why would she be here?
31:57Ha ha ha! Our boss has real backing! He summoned three of Poseidon's elite guards!
32:03No matter how strong you are, kneel and beg!
32:07They're coming for us. We're finished.
32:10Don't worry, darling. Things might turn around.
32:12Lyra Vale has been captured.
32:15Now we await the Sea King's warriors to execute this peasant.
32:20They're here for me! Jack, stay behind me!
32:24With me here, no one touches you.
32:26Stop saying that, Jack! Look around! We're surrounded! We could actually die here!
32:36My lords! Let me teach this adulterous couple a lesson!
32:43You worthless creature!
32:46You shouldn't even exist where I stand!
32:56Who dares show such insolence before the Lord of the Sea?
33:02You want us?
33:04You will never μΆale it!
33:08You saved me!
33:08Say hiio!
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