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Engsub My Lazy Ex-Husband Is The Supreme Mage2
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00:12You
00:14I'm ordering
00:24Wait, is Diablo steel weakening?
00:30I am back
00:32Protect Diablo! Protect everyone! No one falls!
00:48We'll handle this
01:00Seal? What's Seal?
01:01Go back!
01:03Help!
01:12AHHHHHHHHHHHH Easter EARTH
01:19Master Caroline...
01:21What's that?
01:22That's Diablo's demon army, Your Majesty
01:24The wood barrier won't hold. Get the Trinity Enchantment. Now! Look! They're pulling back!
01:36No. That's Diablo's double.
01:47Lumina! Varada! Let's seal him now!
01:50Three as one! Sacred seal! Find the demon!
02:00Caroline.
02:02Don't tell me you three can't even handle an avatar.
02:22Master Caroline! The king has staked Elmia's fate on you three. If you fail, the kingdom falls tonight!
02:30Just an avatar. And we still can't stop him.
02:34Then tell me there's another way!
02:36There is. We bring back the Oracle.
02:40He's Eldoria's last hope.
02:44Where is he?
02:45OY!
02:47Can't stop him!
02:53OY!
03:09OY!
03:12OY!
03:14OY!
03:15OY!
03:15OY!
03:20OY!
03:21Go fuck him!
03:22OY!
03:24OY!
03:25OY!
03:26OY!
03:27OY!
03:27OY!
03:31OY!
03:32This presence... impossible...
03:34Could it be...
03:36The Oracle Mentor?
03:44It seems the Mentor has stepped in.
03:47Let's go back and heal our wounds.
04:04The legendary Spirit Raven?
04:08To manifest a spirit beast into a spear of lightning.
04:11Such divine power!
04:13This is no ordinary mage!
04:15The kingdom!
04:16Is saved!
04:17Quickly!
04:18After them!
04:19OY!
04:20OY!
04:23OY!
04:24OY!
04:28OY!
04:30OY!
04:31OY!
04:32OY!
04:32OY!
04:33OY!
04:33OY!
04:33OY!
04:33OY!
04:33OY!
04:34OY!
04:37OY!
04:41OY!
04:43OY!
04:44Wait...
04:44A black panther?
04:46A unicorn?
04:47A divine crow?
04:48And a sacred fruit that can heal all wounds?
04:52Could he be?
04:53Huh...
04:54Hey!
04:54What's this look for?
04:55Did you spot something?
05:07Lord Alistair, are you well?
05:09You lowlife! What curse have you cast?
05:12Shut up!
05:15I am Alistair and Ashworth. It is my honor to meet you, Master.
05:20Ashford? Are you Caroline's apprentice?
05:22Yes, hence I bear her name.
05:25Master, I am indeed the disciple of the High Priest.
05:28Your formation is arranged the same way as my teacher's.
05:31Oh, I did teach Caroline a few tricks.
05:34You are a mentor.
05:37Have a taste.
05:39This... this is the fruit of the gods!
05:41It only bears one fruit every thousand years!
05:45Did Caroline send you to find me?
05:47How did she know I was here?
05:49No. His Majesty has summoned High Mages to the capital to fight demons.
05:52I passed by by chance.
05:53Yes. Mentor, please come with me to the royal city.
05:57A spring banquet invitation? I'm not interested.
06:00Please, I beg you.
06:09Cain! How dare you disrespect the duke!
06:12Stop, Knight Elwyn!
06:13Do not be disrespectful to the mentor!
06:18My lord, I am here by the king's order to escort you back to the city.
06:22Please don't let trash like Cairn waste your time.
06:24Trash. Do you know him?
06:29Many years ago, we were once husband and wife.
06:36Cairn! Drop that straw at once!
06:40Drop that straw at once!
06:52My lord duke, are you well?
06:54This countryside is dusty.
06:56Let's not soil your fine boots.
06:57Please, take a seat.
06:59Do as he says and sit.
07:01Yes, right away.
07:06Cairn!
07:07Show some respect.
07:08A duke of his standing does not deserve such insolence from you.
07:14How dare they display such rotten fruits meant for pigs!
07:17Such worthless garbage doesn't belong in front of a guest!
07:21Stop! I just love eating these!
07:28Sir, you really care so much about the people.
07:38Your grace, the capital's shield is cracked.
07:40We need return the Sylvagate immediately.
07:43Mr. Stone, with the kingdom on the brink of collapse,
07:46we urgently request your cooperation to return to the with us.
07:51No time, I ain't going.
07:53Don't push it.
07:54The demons aren't fully destroyed yet.
07:56Only to the Eldoria can save your life.
08:00I have passed the level 7 mage exam.
08:02Totally enough to protect a peasant like you.
08:05Only 7?
08:06You still need to try harder.
08:12Elevan, I'm ahead.
08:13Get Stone to the city.
08:14No excuses.
08:26Cairn, coming or not?
08:30Not a chance.
08:36He won't listen?
08:37Tie him up to Royal City, now!
08:39Yes, sir!
08:42Sir, we're just doing our duty.
08:43We hope you...
08:50This urgent?
08:52Guess I gotta go myself.
09:03Hey, mate.
09:05What's this barrier checking for?
09:12Disgusting peasant!
09:13This barrier checks magic and wealth.
09:15You're nothing but dirt!
09:17Stay back, or the statues will crush you!
09:19I'm here to congratulate my ex-wife on becoming High Knight.
09:23If I don't show up, she'll tear my house down.
09:29Ex-wife?
09:31High Knight, Elwynn?
09:34If you're her husband, I'll eat this damn wall!
09:38Get back to your pig pet!
09:41The entry tax is 100 gold!
09:44You'll never scrape that up!
09:46Not in a lifetime!
10:05My money!
10:07Catch it!
10:09My gold!
10:10My gold!
10:12My gold!
10:21I've got no deposit, no papers either.
10:29That rusty racket's still just as awful.
10:36What's going on here?
10:38Sir, this peasant's got no gold.
10:40No papers either.
10:48This, will it do?
10:58Royal letter?
11:00Barrier of this letter may command all nobles in the capital, mobilize the army, access the royal treasury.
11:06Valid, valid, valid for 100 years.
11:09Solon the First.
11:12How is this possible?
11:14Captain Solon IV's been dead for years!
11:16This letter's full of holes!
11:17Idiot!
11:18This is the late King's edict.
11:20Only one man's ever had this power since the kingdom began.
11:23Could he be?
11:31I just doodled this years ago.
11:34And sure enough, Caroline slacked off.
11:37Didn't even bother reinforcing it.
11:40Step back!
11:41Commoner!
11:42Lay a hand on the holy pillar again and I'll chop off both your hands!
11:52Arctic Ice Wolves pulling her carriage!
11:55Truly a level 6 ice make!
12:06Good heavens!
12:07Lord Simus commands fire perfectly!
12:10Only Venerable Varada is stronger!
12:13It's been too long.
12:14You're as beautiful as ever, Miss Ellie.
12:17What's that revolting stench here?
12:19Guards, throw this fleet out!
12:20I came at Alistair's invitation, and to meet my noble ex-wife.
12:26Look, she's here.
12:27Ex-wife?
12:28Him?
12:29The High Knight of the Empire?
12:31This beggar's completely insane!
12:34Cairn!
12:35How dare you set foot in the sanctuary!
12:37Any maig here could turn you to ash with one breath!
12:40Get back to your shelter!
12:41I'm not leaving.
12:42I have an invitation.
12:45You forged this invite.
12:47Rot in the dungeon.
12:48My fire magic!
12:50Gone!
12:51Devoured!
12:51How dare you!
12:52Using dark magic to mock the Vectrept!
12:58Enough!
12:59You have an invite?
13:01Then follow the rules!
13:03Step through the judgment porch.
13:05Live or die!
13:06You take the risk!
13:08This corridor will crush even a level 5 mage.
13:10Cairn, you can still back out.
13:12Before it's too late.
13:25Impossible.
13:26He has no magic era.
13:27None at all!
13:27Seize him!
13:28Uncover his dark magic.
13:30Last chance to save you.
13:31Confess.
13:32And I'll let you walk free.
13:34Just a servant's invite.
13:36Farmer, this is your limit.
13:39Step closer!
13:40Blast for me!
13:43The Duke's invite won't do.
13:45How about this?
13:48This strange power.
13:49Who gave you that scroll?
13:54This isn't an invitation.
13:57It's the Grand Mentor's Scroll.
13:59Only three exist in the world.
14:01Who?
14:03Exactly are you?
14:08The Grand Master's Scroll.
14:10Where did you get it?
14:12Cairn!
14:13Don't you know hiding the Grand Master's Relic is a felony?
14:15Beg the Earl's mercy.
14:16Say you found it!
14:18Found it?
14:18I've got dozens of these at home.
14:21Old man, can I go in now?
14:24Attendants.
14:24Escort this gentleman in at once.
14:27Elevan, come with me.
14:38Elevan, tell me the truth.
14:40Who exactly is Cairn?
14:42He's just a peasant from the countryside.
14:44No magic, no way he has the Grand Master's Scroll.
14:47My lord, shall I throw him out of the temple?
14:50No, Elowen.
14:51Your ex-husband is no ordinary man.
14:53You ought to be grateful, not spouting nonsense here, understand?
14:56I'd be grateful to him?
14:58Enough.
14:59Go keep him company.
15:01Later, find a way to introduce me to him, will you?
15:04Introduce you?
15:05He's just a-
15:06Elaine!
15:07Is this how you treat a guest?
15:08Have you forgotten all royal etiquette?
15:11No, my lord.
15:16Find out.
15:18Where did this scroll come from?
15:36Did the high night order cut pay?
15:38Why is her ex-husband eating like he's starved for three days?
15:41Lady Ellie, when has a bumplin' like his ever seen such delicacies?
15:45Don't throw out the leftovers.
15:46Pack them for Mr. Cairn.
15:48It'll feed him all winter in his hub.
15:52Cairn!
15:53Stop eating!
15:54Every second you're here, you're ruining my reputation!
15:57Food's meant to be eaten, ain't it?
15:58This turkey's good, bit undercooked though.
16:00Wanna bite?
16:00You!
16:06Lady Liliana!
16:08This little mage looks mighty familiar.
16:19Is that Countess Liliana?
16:21I'd die just for one look from her!
16:23Wipe that drool off your face.
16:25She's the Gilbert's only disciple.
16:27You aren't even worthy of breathing the same air.
16:37So, you likely arda.
16:50shut up you peasant that's the countess how dare you speak her name cairn stop this madness
16:58she's a level eight mage knighted by the king himself gilbert's little crybaby lily
17:03right i remember her now all these years and only level eight her talent is mediocre at best
17:11level eight is mediocre you're a magicless loser how dare you
17:18even as a high knight i have to bow to her even vacrant silas feels unworthy
17:23even commis feels unworthy who do you think you are listen closely farmer
17:31a sage's disciple is royalty even count dexter bows to her being in her presence is the
17:39greatest honor of your pathetic life no you've got it all wrong i'm the one doing her an honor by
17:46showing up i'll teach you the price of insulting a noble
18:01could it be lady liliana
18:08lils look at me
18:13your presence honors this feast lady liliana lord dexter hosting the spring feast eases the
18:19king's burden tremendously lila cairn are you fevery the nonsense you've sprouted today beats the last
18:25ten years combined he's been stuck in the sticks way too long gone plain crazy if lady liana hadn't
18:31intervened he'd be beheaded by now relax i'm just gonna go say hi to lils wait here alone and lils
18:39are you insane don't you realize every word you say drags me closer to the gallows
18:47lils hey over here is that slob insane daring to call her ladyship by her pet name he's swaggering
18:57just because his ex-wife's the high knight total lack of decency night paramount so promising how
19:03she married to someone like him with an ex-husband like that she'll be dragged down sooner or later
19:09stop
19:20did you get to the bottom of that scroll word is he crossed paths with duke alistair
19:26what a fast the scroll was stolen from duke alistair
19:36now throw him out
19:44my lady this peasant knows nothing of decorum i'll remove him at once
19:53mr kane it really is you
20:02look at the little crybaby all grown up you've even learned how to put on airs
20:15just here for the show
20:18oh there's someone you should meet my ex-wife elwan
20:26so it's you i thank you for the care you showed my mentor liliana listen this is not what you
20:32think
20:33i look at you where's that supreme knight pride cat got your tongue come little lily let's talk in
20:40private
20:44what the hell is this how does he know lady liliana i want answers too
20:53master i know her the high knight is a legend
20:58so what's your take on her impressive
21:02level six majed supreme knight he has a bright future ahead
21:06i meant as a woman is she wife material does she have the
21:12she's striking but her arrogance is
21:16unbearable but i trust your judgment
21:19perfect help me win my ex-wife back
21:24all right that's her
21:36how why would she do this for a mere farmer
21:39you
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