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00:02:09I don't know.
00:02:50Good morning.
00:02:52What time is it?
00:02:55Late.
00:02:57Tim is going to freak.
00:03:00I need a good excuse.
00:03:03Just tell him you're leaving him for a more handsome man.
00:03:10I'll see you later.
00:03:31I'll see you later.
00:03:37And I'll rise up from these ashes.
00:03:44But for now, I'm enjoying my blue, blue whiskey-colored glasses.
00:03:52In one way or another, she's going to get what she wants, and you're going to be wondering
00:03:54if it's yours.
00:03:55Hey, guys.
00:03:56Here's the name.
00:03:58Birthday, girl.
00:03:59Happy birthday.
00:04:00Hey, Trish.
00:04:01Yeah.
00:04:03She could topple over at any moment.
00:04:05Heels to a barbecue.
00:04:06Dude, all I'm saying is that I'll get her a little puppy.
00:04:10That's it.
00:04:11That's what you think.
00:04:12I already told you.
00:04:13As soon as she sees her friends popping out a couple, she's going to want one of her own.
00:04:17It's what always happens.
00:04:19It's not going to happen.
00:04:21Oh, damn it.
00:04:23She invited him?
00:04:26Oh.
00:04:27Happy birthday, beautiful girl, huh?
00:04:30Yeah.
00:04:37Play cool.
00:04:38Happy birthday, dear Trisha.
00:04:43Happy birthday to you.
00:05:06What are you doing here?
00:05:09What's the matter?
00:05:10You got shit in your ears?
00:05:13What is that?
00:05:15Some cliche bad guy shit you heard in an 80s movie?
00:05:26You come back here again, and I'll kill you.
00:05:30Are you sure you want to fuck with me?
00:05:33Hey.
00:05:35Is everything okay?
00:05:36Yeah.
00:05:38Everything's fine.
00:05:41We were just howling around.
00:05:44Yeah.
00:05:46Happy birthday.
00:05:54He's a nice guy, that's all.
00:05:56He's an idiot.
00:05:57No, he's not.
00:06:00Are you jealous?
00:06:02Oh, please.
00:06:02Like, you could do better than me anyways.
00:06:07Babe, I just thought you this.
00:06:34Oh, let's take care.
00:06:36Oh, it's okay.
00:06:36Oh, it's crazy.
00:06:37I don't know.
00:07:34I don't know.
00:07:48I don't know.
00:08:17What the fuck are you doing?
00:08:21I guess they were right about you.
00:08:30I guess the witch hunt's over now.
00:08:50What the fuck are you doing?
00:08:59What the fuck are you doing?
00:09:01What the fuck are you doing?
00:09:13What the fuck are you doing?
00:09:20What the fuck are you doing?
00:09:21What the fuck are you doing?
00:09:25What the fuck are you doing?
00:10:02What the fuck are you doing?
00:10:09I didn't do that.
00:10:11I'll go easy on it.
00:10:13But you know what happens to us when we stop using.
00:10:16All right.
00:10:17But it always backfires.
00:10:19That rarely happens.
00:10:21Then why are you here against Xander?
00:10:23I missed my friend.
00:10:30Look, this is just who I am.
00:10:33It's not like I ever made the news.
00:10:36Whatever, dude.
00:10:37Good night.
00:10:38I'm not involved.
00:10:40And I have to be up for work in the morning.
00:10:44I have to be up for work in the morning.
00:10:46I have a job.
00:10:47I have money.
00:10:48I'm not a witch.
00:10:49I'm not a witch.
00:10:50Time out.
00:11:01I am the Lord.
00:11:03When I lay my vengeance upon you, man or a woman, who is a spiritualist or a medium among you,
00:11:12they must die.
00:11:16You are to stone them.
00:11:18Their blood will be upon their heads.
00:11:22I'm talking to you.
00:11:26Yes, you, Xander Perkins.
00:11:29You old sinner, heathen.
00:11:31Witch.
00:11:33Witch.
00:11:34Witch!
00:11:35Witch!
00:11:39Oh god, Henry, Henry.
00:11:46Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
00:11:52Witch!
00:11:56Henry, no!
00:11:57Henry, Henry!
00:11:58No!
00:12:18Look, man, I don't have it.
00:12:21No, I can't.
00:12:23What do you want me to say?
00:12:24Tell you that I...
00:12:26Look, I'm going to have to call you back, all right?
00:12:28Mm-hmm. Bye.
00:12:32What are you doing?
00:12:33I need you to help me out.
00:12:36You're right.
00:12:37I think I have to give up black magic.
00:12:39At least for a little while.
00:12:42Wow.
00:12:43Cold turkey and all?
00:12:44Can you just help me out, Henry?
00:13:06All right, man. I'll see ya.
00:13:08See ya.
00:13:10Have fun with the children.
00:13:11Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:13:12Little shit hurts.
00:13:22Another day, another birthday cake.
00:13:27Do you feel that you have wished to not?
00:13:33Give a lot, give a lot of love.
00:13:39A shooting star is just above.
00:13:47Is it too late to die, y'all?
00:13:59Is it too late to die, y'all?
00:14:02I don't know.
00:14:05I don't know.
00:14:06I don't know.
00:14:07I don't know.
00:14:09My vision's unfocused.
00:14:11Where am I going?
00:14:19Is it too late to die too soon?
00:14:24I wonder...
00:14:27I don't know.
00:15:02what are you doing
00:15:08you know now that you're not using you're gonna have to find a new way to make money
00:15:11or you mean like get a job the diner's looking for help
00:15:19you're right you want a place to crash or not
00:15:26are you serious
00:16:04sup eronica long time i just saw you in biology you know what i mean
00:16:12anyways how's your story going pretty well actually yeah you know actually roland's writing
00:16:18this really cool story oh sick that's dope can you fuck off
00:16:29conrad what what he's lurking it's creepy
00:16:34so what are you doing for prom i don't know yet
00:16:39i can get us a limo oh a limo you won't regret it
00:16:47i'll think about it sounds good um anyways i've got to go big sister duty and everything
00:17:01oh yeah
00:17:02whoo
00:17:04totally gonna tap that ass
00:17:07because that's just the thing that people say
00:17:10yes they do
00:17:12yes they do
00:17:14waiter waiter waiter
00:17:16yes sir yes
00:17:18can we please get some service
00:17:20sorry about that guys i'm sorry
00:17:21all right what can i get you
00:17:23well i was actually really in the mood for um a blowjob
00:17:28yeah from your mom
00:17:31it's funny guys
00:17:33maybe some scrambled eggs and milk
00:17:37hey you xander
00:17:40i am
00:17:41all right cool
00:17:44you got any experience
00:17:45none
00:17:47you like working with people
00:17:48nope
00:17:49can you wash dishes
00:17:53i guess
00:17:54great you start tomorrow
00:18:14come on kid what are you waiting for halloween
00:18:17dude i'm seriously doing my best over here
00:18:21use soap and water it's not that hard
00:18:50careful
00:18:53sorry but if frank catches you he's gonna lose his shit
00:18:56oh
00:18:58well
00:18:59frank can kiss my ass
00:19:10i'm rolling
00:19:12xander
00:19:14you work here long
00:19:15about a year it's okay
00:19:17it's my first day and i'd rather pick pieces of corn out of shit
00:19:22you get used to it
00:19:24can hardly wait
00:19:29i'm gonna go back inside
00:19:37hey roland
00:19:38yeah
00:19:40you know you ought to tell those guys that bother you to go fuck themselves
00:19:45thanks but i sort of don't want to die
00:20:08well that looks disgusting
00:20:09do you want to do the cooking
00:20:11no that is your responsibility
00:20:16can't
00:20:16can't uh grab me one while you're at it huh
00:20:17yep
00:20:21thanks
00:20:21mm-hmm
00:20:24uh so coach thinks i have a pretty good chance of impressing the scouts next month
00:20:29no
00:20:29don't screw it up okay
00:20:33thanks uncle fred
00:20:35thank you for your support
00:20:36hey listen
00:20:36you want to get out of this shit hole town
00:20:39this is it
00:20:39i mean it
00:20:41don't screw it up
00:21:08hey dad
00:21:10lets bring in that new district challenger
00:21:12hey dad
00:21:19I don't know.
00:22:07But you know what happens to us when we stop using.
00:22:32I don't know.
00:22:48I don't know.
00:22:49Let me get another.
00:22:50I think we've had enough time.
00:22:53Come on, ladies.
00:22:54It's warm.
00:23:05Hey, beautiful.
00:23:08I'm Xander.
00:23:13Melissa.
00:23:16Can I get you another drink?
00:23:20Excuse me.
00:23:23What?
00:23:24You're in my seat, dickhead.
00:23:29Oh, I'm in your seat.
00:23:31My bad.
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:35So get lost.
00:23:36Look, man.
00:23:37I don't want any trouble, okay?
00:23:39I was just having a friendly conversation with Melissa over here and...
00:23:43You know, next drink's on me, huh?
00:23:46Hey, can I get another beer over here for my, uh, my handsome friend?
00:23:52Fuck you.
00:23:53We're leaving.
00:23:54Let's go.
00:23:54I'm not ready.
00:24:04Look at this.
00:24:06Look at this.
00:24:08Come on.
00:24:13Hey, um, can you turn the air on in here?
00:24:16It's on.
00:24:22Do you need to step outside?
00:24:24No.
00:24:26Sit up.
00:24:26I'm fine.
00:24:27You don't sound too funny.
00:24:31Babe, what is it?
00:24:33I don't know.
00:24:34Did you do this to me?
00:24:36What the fuck are you talking about?
00:24:39Oh, come on.
00:24:45Oh, my God.
00:24:47Oh, fuck.
00:24:49What are you doing?
00:24:51Oh, stop it.
00:24:52Oh, no.
00:24:55Oh, no.
00:24:57Oh, no.
00:25:02Oh, this is disgusting.
00:25:04What the hell?
00:25:09Hey.
00:25:12I know a really good dermatologist.
00:25:15Did you do that?
00:25:20Oh, my God.
00:25:22That's so hot.
00:25:29Okay.
00:25:30Whoa, whoa, wait.
00:25:31Whoa!
00:25:32Oh, my God!
00:25:52Whoa.'ll...
00:25:56Whoa,
00:25:57whoa, wait. Whoa,
00:25:58whoa, wait.
00:26:02I'm just saying it wouldn't hurt to try.
00:26:06I'm trying. I am.
00:26:11Then when are you going to go back to work?
00:26:15I will.
00:26:18Just need some time.
00:26:20It's been almost two years, Dad.
00:26:23She left me, too.
00:26:25Yeah, I know.
00:26:30I think I just need some time.
00:26:43Can we at least get rid of that, then?
00:26:48Why?
00:26:49It's weird.
00:26:51It's cute.
00:26:53Whatever.
00:26:56She got that for me in West Virginia.
00:26:59It's precious.
00:27:01It's precious.
00:27:31What happened?
00:27:34A street fight.
00:27:36Mysterious.
00:27:39Let me get your number.
00:27:41Why?
00:27:43So we can talk later.
00:27:48I don't know.
00:27:49Well, I'm not really quite sure how I feel about women that are into face melting.
00:28:01Get the fuck out.
00:28:03All right.
00:28:04Go.
00:28:05You asshole.
00:28:09I never texted her back.
00:28:12You just don't do that anymore.
00:28:14Watch it.
00:28:20Yes.
00:28:22Clean up our nihil douche.
00:28:28Hey.
00:28:30You okay, bud?
00:28:31Oh, you okay, buddy?
00:28:34You okay?
00:28:34Oh, he's all right.
00:28:35He's all right.
00:28:36He's good.
00:28:36He's good.
00:28:45you conrad can i help you how those sores on your dick if it still hurts to pee i know
00:28:54a good
00:28:55urologist yo who is this guy i don't know i mean what were you thinking messing around with that
00:29:03chick in her parents basement last year before christmas you gotta wrap that shit up dude
00:29:25you really shouldn't stigmatize stis like that
00:29:40hey roland right
00:29:44you need a ride
00:29:48come on
00:29:52hey thanks for rubbing me out today don't worry about it man happy to help
00:29:59do you want to come in no i got a lot of stuff to do today yeah oh yeah totally
00:30:06it's not funny you know to play video games or whatever but you know what never mind
00:30:10doesn't matter i will see you tomorrow
00:30:15you know what why not yeah sure thing okay awesome
00:30:26so you got any booze in here or what uh my dad does where's your dad he's probably at a
00:30:33bar
00:30:35perfect
00:30:38what
00:30:40you're kind of being a shitty host right now you know
00:30:43i can't give you my dad's beer
00:30:46come on yeah i'll take care of it it'll be okay
00:30:50go
00:30:51go go
00:30:56hey by the way that veronica chick she's pretty hot i know
00:31:05so why aren't you you know
00:31:08huh
00:31:09ha ha
00:31:11yeah right
00:31:16my man
00:31:22nice
00:31:28oh i'm good thank you
00:31:33hey roland
00:31:35take the beer
00:31:44cheers
00:31:45oh that's disgusting
00:31:54oh
00:31:57what the fuck is that thing
00:32:11what is this an owl
00:32:15it's it's my dad's owl can you just can you put it down please
00:32:18hold the story of the future
00:32:24shit
00:32:29i'm sorry man
00:32:32oh my dad is gonna freak
00:32:36my mom got that for him on their honeymoon to west virginia
00:32:39west virginia
00:32:43look man
00:32:45it's okay
00:32:46i can fix this
00:32:48i swear
00:32:49look look do you have anything that belonged to your mom made of cloth or
00:32:56yeah i got something
00:32:59oh yeah this will work
00:33:00yeah it's the tote my mom used to dry herself with my dad doesn't want to wash it
00:33:04i don't want to wash it
00:33:06all right
00:33:13okay
00:33:16me
00:33:20you
00:33:20i
00:33:20i
00:33:28Oh, but had are you a magician Roland
00:33:45I'm a witch well warlock no a witch
00:33:50oh a wizard no I said a witch but now no way that's impossible how did you do
00:34:03this I'm a witch okay yeah bullshit no bullshit
00:34:14what the hell dude I just want to see if you'd melt
00:34:21come here hey I need those I need
00:34:28I got news for you pal wait until tomorrow you're not going to need them
00:34:33then what am I supposed to read with tonight
00:34:37do yourself a favor watch some porn
00:34:58oh
00:34:59come
00:35:00we'll call
00:35:01I'm out of bed
00:35:02I'm out of bed
00:35:03I'm out of bed
00:35:23I'm out of bed
00:35:28Sander, hey Sander, I can see, I mean I can see we got my glasses on.
00:35:37Whoa, you really are a witch.
00:35:43So I still don't get it, why are you called a witch and not a wizard or a warlock?
00:35:47Listen man, why is a zebra called a zebra and not just a horse with fucking stripes?
00:35:57Look, I'm only telling you this because, frankly, I was like you once.
00:36:03Like me?
00:36:04Yeah, a virgin!
00:36:07Okay, I can't really explain the feeling that you get when you cast a spell, but it's the best.
00:36:14It's better than sex.
00:36:15This is why I need this to stay between you and me, because if my roommate finds out about this,
00:36:22he'll kill me.
00:36:23But it's why I'm gonna help you.
00:36:24Yeah?
00:36:26So next time Conrad comes into the diner, put that shit in his food.
00:36:31What'll this do to him?
00:36:37Pretty much make his life miserable.
00:36:51Did your burger taste funny?
00:36:53No.
00:36:55Alright.
00:36:57I can't believe I got a D on that paper.
00:37:00I mean, I've never gotten anything below a B before.
00:37:03Maybe you're just stupid.
00:37:06What?
00:37:07Yeah, you are.
00:37:08Maybe you're just plain old dumb.
00:37:13I mean, you're hot, but there's just, like, not that much going on in your head.
00:37:16Dude, shut up.
00:37:17Well, I just, I just can't wait to get to prom so I can bang you and move on with
00:37:22my life.
00:37:24Conrad, stop.
00:37:26I mean, then again, according to Paul Mason, you're kind of disappointing.
00:37:38What, what, what, what just happened?
00:37:40Holy shit.
00:37:44What?
00:37:45I think there's a zit on your forehead.
00:37:51Oh, fuck.
00:37:59And you can forget about that whole, when you're a witch, whatever you do comes back at you times three
00:38:05thing.
00:38:06It's bullshit.
00:38:06I mean, it's bullshit.
00:38:16Brother gonna be a teacher one day, yeah.
00:38:19He gonna show you what it's all about.
00:38:21He gonna be an expert on everything.
00:38:23He gonna break your mind and let the knowledge out all.
00:38:25Brother gonna be a teacher one day, yeah.
00:38:27He gonna show you what it's all about.
00:38:29He's gonna make a mama's mama proud of.
00:38:42She gonna be your mama one day, yeah.
00:38:45She gonna show you what it's all about, I like this, he's that.
00:38:48Alright.
00:38:48Starts.ugh.
00:38:55Yes!
00:38:56Yes!
00:38:59That was great.
00:39:01Ooh.
00:39:08No, you didn't want to hurt nobody.
00:39:10No, you did whatever that you thought was good.
00:39:12I know you're trying to fix it like everybody.
00:39:14Trying to make a home out of a neighborhood.
00:39:17No, you didn't want to hurt nobody.
00:39:19No, you did whatever that you thought was good.
00:39:21I guess it's complicated because I know it right.
00:39:24But I can't explain it
00:39:28Oh, I can't explain it
00:39:47He's got a beautiful smile
00:39:49Thank you
00:39:54Ah!
00:40:12Where is he?
00:40:34What the hell are you doing?
00:40:36Uh, nothing
00:40:41P.E. Assignment
00:40:44Hmm
00:40:53What made you think you could fly?
00:40:55I don't know, it's not what witches do
00:40:58Roland, I can't even fly
00:41:01Well, I'm an idiot
00:41:02What the hell are you doing anyway?
00:41:04Trying to make a healing potion
00:41:08It smells really bad
00:41:11Tastes even worse
00:41:13Like Bigfoot's jockstrap
00:41:17Down the hatch
00:41:21Well?
00:41:24Well, I don't seem to be hatefully shitting yet
00:41:27So, I guess we'll find out tomorrow
00:41:30Have I ever turned someone into something else?
00:41:32Like an object?
00:41:33I read this fairy tale once called The Old Witch
00:41:35It's about this spoiled little girl who gets turned into a log by a hat witch
00:41:39I'm sorry, can I just ask you one question?
00:41:41Yeah, sure
00:41:44What comes to your mind when I say the word boob?
00:41:51You answered it
00:42:07I think this is gonna work
00:42:09Relax, it's gonna work
00:42:11You sure?
00:42:12I mean, you've done this kind of thing before, right?
00:42:15No
00:42:17Xander
00:42:17Hey
00:42:19Have I ever steered you wrong?
00:42:22Yes
00:42:25Don't have to be a dick about it
00:42:30Well?
00:42:31I don't recognize the number
00:42:32So, answer it then
00:42:38Hello?
00:42:43Yeah, yeah, Veronica, I'm still here
00:42:53Conrad
00:42:54What the hell are you doing in there?
00:42:55Conrad, what the hell are you doing in there?
00:42:56Give me a minute
00:42:58When are you coming out?
00:42:59Give me a second
00:43:00Oh, shit
00:43:06Oh, shit
00:43:09Oh, shit
00:43:12Oh, God
00:43:26All right
00:43:27All right
00:43:32Um, hey
00:43:34Can we, uh, can we talk?
00:43:38There you go
00:43:43So, uh, you have any trouble finding the place?
00:43:46Uh, no
00:43:47Why would I?
00:43:50Well...
00:43:50You hungry?
00:43:55You sure?
00:44:01How about a movie?
00:44:03How about a movie?
00:44:03Listen
00:44:05Um, I've been thinking a lot, um, about you
00:44:12About me?
00:44:14Well...
00:44:16You're like the only guy in school who...
00:44:19Who what?
00:44:21Who isn't a complete asshole?
00:44:23I-I don't know
00:44:25Well...
00:44:26I do
00:44:28I mean...
00:44:29People just...
00:44:31They just treat me like the pretty girl
00:44:33You're pretty
00:44:34I mean, not...
00:44:35That's what matters
00:44:37Sorry
00:44:38It's...
00:44:38It's okay
00:44:40Relax
00:44:48Um...
00:44:49You've, uh...
00:44:50You've never done that before, have you?
00:44:52I mean, why...
00:44:53Was it that obvious?
00:44:57But, listen
00:44:59I'm...
00:45:00I'm not what they say I am
00:45:02I-I don't believe anything they say
00:45:05I mean...
00:45:06Like, I've never even...
00:45:09Look, I know what they say about me and...
00:45:12It's...
00:45:12It's not true
00:45:16But...
00:45:17If I were to...
00:45:20Be with someone...
00:45:23Um...
00:45:24I'd want it to be you
00:45:30I'm sorry, I can't do this
00:45:32What's wrong?
00:45:33I'm sorry, Veronica, this is a mistake
00:45:34You need to go
00:45:36But, Roland...
00:45:36Just go!
00:45:42Fuck
00:46:06What are you doing?
00:46:08Look what you left out...
00:46:10Mastering the art of sex spells...
00:46:13Classy
00:46:15Shit, man
00:46:16How's it working for you?
00:46:18I'm not using it, I swear
00:46:19No?
00:46:21No, I met this kid named Roland
00:46:23And he reminded me of how we were in high school
00:46:25And...
00:46:25What, Roland?
00:46:26Roland Grimm?
00:46:27Yeah
00:46:28Fuck you, man
00:46:29I was nothing like that kid in high school
00:46:31I was just trying to help him out
00:46:34You know, with all the bullies and the other joys of being a teenager
00:46:39What is this, revenge of the witches?
00:46:41You made a deal with me, you weren't gonna use that shit anymore
00:46:44I'm not using, I'm just teaching him
00:46:47What happened to witchcraft can't be taught?
00:46:52Henry...
00:46:53Henry, he can handle it
00:46:57You weren't ready
00:46:58Who always had your back in high school?
00:47:00You did, and I appreciate that
00:47:02And I appreciate you telling me how to be responsible, you fucking psycho
00:47:06Henry, I need you to trust me
00:47:08No, why didn't you just shut the fuck up?
00:47:11You're full of shit, Xander
00:47:20Witch
00:47:23Witch, witch, witch, witch, witch, witch
00:47:44Oh, uh, hey
00:47:46Hey, you got a minute?
00:47:49Um...
00:47:49Sure
00:47:55So, Roland, this is my brother, Jack
00:47:59Stepbrother
00:48:00Shut up
00:48:01Nice to meet you, Jack
00:48:04So, what's up?
00:48:07Um...
00:48:12I just wanted to apologize for this past weekend
00:48:15What are you talking about?
00:48:18Um...
00:48:19You came to my house
00:48:20And we, uh...
00:48:22Did things
00:48:23Well, I mean, we almost did things
00:48:25Roland, are...
00:48:27Are you on drugs?
00:48:29No, seriously, are you?
00:48:34Nevermind, doesn't matter
00:48:37Um...
00:48:38I know the answer's probably no and you already have a date
00:48:41But do you wanna go to prom with me?
00:48:56Dude...
00:48:57What happened?
00:48:59What am I supposed to do, man?
00:49:02Can't play like this on Saturday?
00:49:10Shit
00:49:13I used to be so hot
00:49:16So, I guess, right now is not a good time to tell you about Grant
00:49:21What about that piece of shit?
00:49:25He's taking Veronica to prom
00:49:31You okay?
00:49:35Do me a favor
00:49:38Kick his ass
00:50:06Good morning, son
00:50:07Dad, hey
00:50:10Well, I better get going
00:50:11I don't wanna be late for my interview
00:50:13You have an interview?
00:50:16You have a good day at school
00:50:17I'll see you when I get home
00:50:19Yeah, okay
00:50:27Hans? What are you...
00:50:35What's this?
00:50:36Hans, give it back
00:50:37Please!
00:50:38Conrad's gonna love this
00:50:40Hans, stop!
00:50:41Fuck!
00:50:42Oh!
00:50:46Ah!
00:50:48Fuck!
00:51:08Hey, buddy. What's up?
00:51:10Hans found out we're witches.
00:51:13Hey, Conrad, call me back as soon as you get this.
00:51:16It's about Grimm.
00:51:17He's into some voodoo-type shit.
00:51:27Give yourself a bigger penis.
00:51:33What the fuck?
00:51:47Hans, buddy.
00:51:50No.
00:51:51Wait, wait, wait. Come on.
00:51:54What do you want?
00:51:55We have a little proposal for you.
00:51:59Fine.
00:52:02You know you're not getting the book.
00:52:04I'm telling the whole school about you.
00:52:07Here's the thing, Hans. You give us our book back, we'll help you out.
00:52:12You? Help me?
00:52:15I'm kind of like the Al Capone of witches.
00:52:19Who?
00:52:20Never mind.
00:52:21Look, do you really want Conrad to know that you hooked up with Christy Becker last year?
00:52:26What?
00:52:27Do you also want him to know that you secretly hate him?
00:52:31Because he gets more attention from the girls at the parties?
00:52:35Don't lie to me.
00:52:36You daydream about his face getting run over by a tractor trailer.
00:52:42Granted, I think you're slightly more handsome, but that's just my humble opinion.
00:52:49I... I don't know what you're talking about.
00:52:53Oh! Oh!
00:52:56That's cool, man.
00:52:58Damn, I didn't... I didn't know.
00:53:00What?
00:53:04You think about Conrad sometimes when you jerk off?
00:53:10All right, get the fuck out of my house.
00:53:13All right. Calm down.
00:53:16We're just here to help.
00:53:19This will solve all of your insecurities.
00:53:23Who said I was insecure?
00:53:25Witchcraft, Hans. Witchcraft.
00:53:27And if you drink this, then all the girls and the guys will find you irresistible.
00:53:32And I mean, like, oh my God, there goes Hans.
00:53:35He's so hot, I just want to lick the stinky, smelly sweat out of his armpits.
00:53:46What's the catch?
00:53:48You give us the book,
00:53:50and keep your mouth shut.
00:53:53Deal.
00:53:54Deal.
00:54:05What's it supposed to do to him?
00:54:07He's supposed to forget everything.
00:54:15Is it working?
00:54:17Because I feel like shit.
00:54:19Shit.
00:54:22Shit.
00:54:22Shit.
00:54:24Shit.
00:54:53Are you sure you did that,
00:54:55right?
00:54:56I mean, I did snort some blow before I made the potion, but...
00:55:01Yeah.
00:55:03Seriously?
00:55:04No.
00:55:05How irresponsible do you think I am?
00:55:08Just a little weed, though.
00:55:10Santa!
00:55:21What happened to him?
00:55:25Hell if I know.
00:55:32Nice going, fairy godmother.
00:55:35It'll keep him quiet, at least.
00:55:37No, we have to turn him back.
00:55:40Do we really?
00:55:42Yes, I mean, I hate him, too, but we can't keep him like this.
00:55:46The risk would reverse this, right?
00:55:49Yeah, I guess.
00:55:51It's just a lot of work.
00:55:52Okay, then let's go.
00:56:05Oh, fuck.
00:56:06Oh, fuck.
00:56:10Oh, shit.
00:56:12Yeah.
00:56:13Oh, yeah.
00:56:15Yeah, no, he's dead.
00:56:17Holy shit.
00:56:19Santa, what do we do?
00:56:20I don't know.
00:56:23We just...
00:56:25We just killed someone!
00:56:26Hey, hey.
00:56:30Let's get it together, huh?
00:56:32Let's think of something here.
00:56:33When do his parents come home?
00:56:35We can clean all this shit up, and nobody will know anything to happen.
00:56:39No, no, no.
00:56:40We have to bring him back.
00:56:41We have to bring him back.
00:56:42Roland, we can't bring him back.
00:56:45Yeah, but what I mean?
00:56:45We're witches.
00:56:46We can do anything, right?
00:56:47Buddy.
00:56:50We can't bring him back.
00:56:52And if we did, we wouldn't be doing him any favors.
00:56:58He'd come back as a monster.
00:57:05Oh, shit.
00:57:12You good with the shovel?
00:57:14What?
00:57:22That's good.
00:57:24No, wait, man.
00:57:25I can't.
00:57:25I can't.
00:57:29I can't.
00:57:59You need to relax, Roland.
00:58:03We're so fucked.
00:58:09You just killed someone.
00:58:12I know, man.
00:58:15But think about it.
00:58:18Hans was just going to end up being some serial killer or a rapist anyway, so it's fine.
00:58:24Xander, stop it.
00:58:27I don't think we should be witches anymore.
00:58:31What we did to Hans was really wrong.
00:58:37I know.
00:58:38I know, man, but it was a mistake.
00:58:40Yeah, okay.
00:58:41So no more witchcraft.
00:58:42At least not for a while.
00:58:45Xander?
00:58:51All right, man.
00:58:53No more witchcraft.
00:59:05Conrad, get it together.
00:59:08I'm not playing this weekend.
00:59:10Are you kidding?
00:59:11I feel like complete shit.
00:59:14So we'll go to the doctor.
00:59:16Uncle Fred.
00:59:18Look at me.
00:59:20I can't play like this.
00:59:29Hey, Conrad.
00:59:30Call me back as soon as you get this.
00:59:31It's about Grim.
00:59:33He's into some voodoo type shit.
00:59:36What's that all about?
00:59:39He's probably just drunk or something.
01:00:05Hey.
01:00:08so how's your story going it's okay kind of taking a break from it right now why
01:00:14sounded interesting there's better things to write about than witches like what i don't know
01:00:20vampires werewolves psycho soccer moms you know my mom was a psycho soccer mom really
01:00:27even though i hated soccer i'd always get hit in the face with a ball and everyone would laugh at
01:00:32me and i was like you know what this is why i'll stick with cheerleading you know you're good at
01:00:36other things oh yeah yeah i remember freshman year when andrea coining called you a whore and you gave
01:00:41her two black eyes so i'm good at cheerleading and sticking up for myself big deal it is a big
01:00:47deal
01:00:47seriously you've got a lot going for you thanks roland
01:00:53actually there's something i need to tell you what remember the night you came over to my house
01:01:00no of course not why would you my friend xander and i we um we kind of cast a spell
01:01:05on you
01:01:06you're losing me here roland xander and i we're we're witches witches look i know this is going
01:01:10to sound really out there but the point is we cast a spell on you to make you like me
01:01:15and you and i
01:01:16almost had sex we didn't i swear what i just wanted you to like me so you put a fucking
01:01:22rape spell on
01:01:22me i swear nothing happened between us okay i just you said some things and i don't know if it
01:01:30was the spell or what but but it it felt so real so how am i supposed to know that
01:01:34me liking you now
01:01:35isn't bullshit because i i canceled the spell okay i am done with witchcraft you know i knew you were
01:01:41weird but wow no veronica please i'm sorry i'm sorry
01:02:10can i help you are you roland grimm i'm detective proctor i'd like to speak with you
01:02:18do you know this kid uh he goes to my high school his parents reported him missing two days ago
01:02:28yeah yeah you mean you knew that already no i meant nothing i'm sorry it's been a long week
01:02:36are you friends with hans yes really kind of well not according to conrad miller
01:02:44i just got done talking to him he said that hans left him a voicemail about you
01:02:50a very strange voicemail he did he said you're into voodoo you do voodoo roland
01:02:59witchcraft black magic it's not that taboo these days my niece is a wiccan he's probably just confused
01:03:08i'm currently working on a project on the salem witch trial so really
01:03:15i promise sir i am no witch
01:03:29hey stranger we're fucked
01:03:38i knew we wouldn't get away with this we're fucking murderers hey first of all it was a complete
01:03:45accident and second of all how's anybody gonna find out now it still doesn't feel right no i know
01:03:53but this isn't salem nobody's gonna put us on trial for witchcraft can you please sit down and have a
01:03:59drink
01:04:02no we're done
01:04:05i don't want to be your friend anymore
01:04:07what
01:04:08okay hans is dead veronica hates me now and everything is going to ship because of you
01:04:16roland
01:04:17come on
01:04:20come on roland i said i wouldn't use witchcraft and i haven't
01:04:24i kept my word it has nothing to do with black magic or witchcraft or whatever you want to call
01:04:30it
01:04:30it's you
01:04:33what do you mean
01:04:34i mean you don't fucking care about anybody besides yourself
01:04:52mr hunter what's going on i know i sound delusional but it's true
01:04:58there's no such thing as witchcraft
01:05:06why do you think conrad here is turning into the fucking elephant man huh
01:05:09they put a spell on him
01:05:11that's impossible
01:05:13uncle fred
01:05:14remember the the voicemail from hans
01:05:17you're not gonna hear from hans ever again
01:05:19they did something to him too
01:05:21not that i really care
01:05:22kid was a pain in the ass
01:05:24what
01:05:25let's say this is all true
01:05:27why are you the whistleblower
01:05:29well it's simple
01:05:30i need ten thousand dollars
01:05:33you're crazy
01:05:34okay
01:05:34have fun looking like shrek at prom kid
01:05:37okay wait wait
01:05:40uncle fred
01:05:43you have the money
01:05:45shut up
01:05:50so how do we get rid of this hex
01:05:52you could just kill xander with a gun
01:05:54but that won't take off any of the spells he's cast
01:05:57damn mr hunter you really went all out on this
01:06:02crushing
01:06:02pretty simple
01:06:03time to a board
01:06:04put a bunch of stones and rocks on top
01:06:06he stops breathing
01:06:07yeah yeah i like that one
01:06:11hanging
01:06:12find a noose
01:06:13put it around his neck
01:06:14tie it to a tree
01:06:15dead
01:06:18burning at the stake
01:06:19the most popular way to kill a witch
01:06:20time to have a piece of wood
01:06:22pour gasoline all over him
01:06:23and light that motherfucker
01:06:24well what about drowning
01:06:26not gonna work
01:06:28if xander really is a witch
01:06:30which he is
01:06:31he'll float
01:06:33cool friend
01:06:35what do you think
01:06:41burn witch burn
01:06:49where's roland been
01:06:51i don't think i'm gonna see him anymore
01:06:53but i thought you liked him
01:06:56it's complicated
01:07:00i thought he was a lot better than the other bush at school
01:07:05you're right he was
01:07:14hey
01:07:16ow
01:07:17now we're even
01:07:20so
01:07:21you promise you reverse the spell
01:07:24i promise
01:07:24i would never do that to you
01:07:36i don't want to be here anymore
01:07:38so i'm guessing you heard about hans
01:07:41hans
01:07:42yeah he went missing
01:07:45oh wow
01:07:47maybe he ran away
01:07:49yeah
01:07:50maybe
01:07:52i don't know his parents must be worried sick
01:07:56yeah i can't imagine
01:07:57you're right
01:07:58simon
01:07:59i can't believe
01:08:00you're right
01:08:07you're right
01:08:27simon
01:08:27i can't believe
01:08:28hey man
01:08:28what's going on
01:08:31i totally overreacted the other day
01:08:35that's all right
01:08:36you know i'm probably going to give this witchcraft thing up for good this time
01:08:39really
01:08:40well that's great
01:08:41yeah i mean i think the side effects are going to wear off eventually
01:08:55i think the side effects are going to wear off
01:09:14really
01:09:15Do you guys mind? This is going to be kind of awkward.
01:09:28Henry?
01:09:29Dammit, how do I do this?
01:09:33The point is, I love you, man. I do. You're my buddy.
01:09:38But I really, really love my house.
01:09:41Plus, can you even begin to imagine what a foreclosure would do to my credit?
01:09:47But more importantly, did you really think that I would not care?
01:09:54After all I've done for you, that some pathetic, nerdy teenager comes along and suddenly witchcraft can be taught.
01:10:02What about me, your best fucking friend?
01:10:05Henry, you don't understand. It's not that simple.
01:10:09I don't care anymore, Xander. I really don't.
01:10:18I'll be very nice and slow.
01:10:26Henry?
01:10:28Henry?
01:10:29Henry, please come back!
01:10:31Oh, shit.
01:10:34Henry.
01:10:35Oh, shit!
01:10:36Oh, shit!
01:10:36I'm drowning!
01:10:40Oh, shit!
01:10:42Oh!
01:10:47Oh, shit!
01:10:56Oh, shit!
01:10:59Oh, shit!
01:11:15Roland.
01:11:17Roland.
01:11:18Roland.
01:11:19Roland.
01:11:21Roland.
01:11:22Roland.
01:11:22Roland.
01:11:22Roland.
01:11:23Roland.
01:11:23Roland.
01:11:24Roland and Xander.
01:11:25Please help. Roland.
01:11:27Please. They could have killed me.
01:11:28They could have killed her.
01:11:30They could have killed her.
01:11:31They could have killed her.
01:11:44Veronica, we have to go.
01:11:46What's wrong?
01:11:47It's Xander. Conrad's gonna hurt him.
01:11:49Conrad?
01:11:50Do you remember when I told you about Xander and I being witches?
01:11:53Yeah.
01:11:55Well, Hans found out.
01:11:57Wait, you know where Hans is?
01:11:58Sort of, yes.
01:12:00Roland, what did you do?
01:12:02He was gonna use it against us.
01:12:04So Xander tried to cast a spell to keep him quiet, but...
01:12:09Hans is dead.
01:12:11You killed him?
01:12:12It was an accident.
01:12:13Oh yeah, like the spell you cast on me.
01:12:14Veronica, please. Okay, we have to help him.
01:12:18He's my only friend.
01:12:20Please, just trust me.
01:12:35Again, Xander, really sorry about all this, buddy.
01:12:38Do me a favor, alright?
01:12:39Don't curse my future family or anything like that.
01:12:42You guys tend to do that a lot in the movies.
01:13:01Alright, Frederick, I'm heading out.
01:13:02I prefer cash if you don't mind.
01:13:05Cash?
01:13:05Yeah, of course.
01:13:17Ten grand?
01:13:19Are you out of your fucking mind?
01:13:25Okay, good.
01:13:30Well, now my college fund is safe.
01:13:33Come on, Con.
01:13:34Let's get this shit over with.
01:14:05God.
01:14:07All right.
01:14:08Go.
01:14:12All right.
01:14:37All right.
01:14:39All right.
01:14:40Come on.
01:14:43Come on.
01:14:45Come on.
01:14:48Come on.
01:14:59Come on.
01:15:01Come on.
01:15:03Sit there.
01:15:07Oh, my God.
01:15:43Oh, my God.
01:16:07I'm a cadaver, motherfucker.
01:16:43What are we supposed to tell the cops?
01:16:49We're not telling them anything.
01:16:50And as far as I'm concerned, I've never lived in this town.
01:16:57But you're a witch.
01:16:59Can't you bring him back?
01:17:03Can't you reverse all this shit?
01:17:10It would be a big mistake.
01:17:18I'm sorry.
01:17:19I'm sorry.
01:17:46I'm sorry.
01:17:48I'm sorry.
01:19:13I'm Jorah.
01:19:15Roland.
01:19:16Hey.
01:19:17Hey, it's...
01:19:18It's me, Roland.
01:19:49Following the rules, each sequential move, turn each page in time, with my turn in line, falling back to you,
01:20:06time for chapter two, beautiful surprise, feeling more alive, feeling alive.
01:20:18Once again, music in my head, words I can't express, I feel alive, feeling alive.
01:20:32Once again, music in my head, words I can't express, something's never changed.
01:20:44Addition of some names, we were doing time, the kids will be just fine.
01:20:55Linger in my head, the words were left unsaid.
01:21:00Too busy to be seen, too busy to be me, I'm feeling alive.
01:21:10Once again, music in my head, words I can't express, I feel alive.
01:21:20Feeling alive, feeling alive.
01:21:24Once again, music in my head, words I can't express, I feel alive.
01:21:39Can I request that?
01:21:42I have a bit more bothering me.
01:21:46Can I request that?
01:21:49I'm feeling alive.
01:21:50What I'm feeling when you're feeling alive.
01:21:50You're not feeling alive.
01:21:50I'm feeling alive.
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