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Love Island (UK) - Season 12 - Episode 21
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00:13Previously on Love Island
00:14Sweet dreams are made of the end
00:17I want us to be back at how we were before.
00:21Unfinished business
00:22I want all of you, like I don't just want to be your mate, do you know what I mean?
00:24It's like all or nothing.
00:26Love triangles
00:27Big inter-wide away
00:28We could be in trouble after tonight.
00:30It's a risk you've got to take sometimes.
00:31She's such a sneak bitch.
00:35We did have a kiss.
00:36You're weird.
00:37He took me to the hideaway, mate.
00:40And a double departure.
00:43Those with the fewest votes will be at risk of being dumped from the island tonight.
00:47Ben.
00:49Rommel.
00:51Harry.
00:52Tyne.
00:53Shakira.
00:54Meghan.
00:58The boy, the girl with the fewest votes.
01:01And therefore dumped from the island is...
01:04Is...
01:05Rommel.
01:08Meghan.
01:09James James.
01:15Sir Reitz.
01:17Oh, that looks juicy.
01:19It's snog.
01:20Ooh.
01:22Oh, my God, the hands.
01:24Marie.
01:26Don't drop it.
01:27Whoa.
01:28Pa.
01:29Open your eyes.
01:31Everything's just gone to shit.
01:36Oh.
01:36Oh.
01:37Oh.
01:41Oh.
01:44Oh.
01:46Oh.
01:48Oh.
01:48Oh.
02:00Megan and Rommel are dumped
02:01So very, very sad
02:03Although on the plus side
02:05Aleema wanted to avoid Rommel tonight
02:06And that's going to be a piece of cake now
02:09Every cloud, eh?
02:13I'm still not healing
02:17Because you're the one I should be with
02:21You're blessed, man
02:22You're blessed
02:25Keep your head up, bro
02:27You're blessed
02:29I can't believe it
02:32My heart's frozen
02:33There's nothing you can do
02:36Keep slaying for me, guys
02:46Genuinely, like, I was, like, so happy last couple of days
02:49Just getting to know you
02:52I don't even know what to do today, honestly
02:57It's really rare that I would get the girl
02:59Who I actually really, really wanted, like
03:01You want it for me?
03:03Yeah, I want it for you
03:05I have to give you this as well
03:07I used to bring this home with you
03:10She was the sweetest thing I love
03:17Give me a kiss
03:34It's been real, it's been love
03:36And I wish the best to all of you
03:37I love every single one of these
03:39I'm going to miss Chazal
03:41Love you, Robbo
03:41Love you, Beccon
03:46My time in Nabila was fun, spontaneous
03:49I don't regret anything that I've done
03:51The only thing I might change is, you know
03:53Actually recoupling up with, you know, Poppy
03:58Bit should tie me up for me, personally
03:59Because, obviously, I was starting to see things through with Connor
04:02And that was a tough goodbye
04:04But it is what it is, over your hands
04:22Oh, Megan as well, mate
04:24I can't believe that
04:26Bro, I didn't even expect her to be in the bottom three, bro
04:31You all right, Con?
04:32Yeah
04:35I know you don't want to talk now, but
04:37Just talk to us whenever you're ready, mate
04:39Yeah
04:40Because we all know how hard that is, mate
04:45I feel so bad for Connor
04:48That could have been any one of us
04:50I thought it was me for sure
04:53Why it's not you, babe?
04:54Keep your hair
04:56Thankful
04:59When Connor heard the news that Megan was leaving
05:01His heart leapt right up to the top of his head
05:04And apparently it got stuck there
05:06I genuinely, like, 100%
05:09Hand on my head
05:11Firstly, do not think that
05:13Anyone is going to come through that door
05:14Who I fancy more
05:17With Megan
05:17I feel like
05:18I'd actually look at her as a girlfriend on the outside
05:21Like, 100%
05:22I genuinely think, like, I was looking at her all the time
05:24Like, the only thing
05:25I was thinking is
05:26Could you be my girlfriend?
05:27Could you be my girlfriend?
05:28And every time I was like
05:28Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
05:30There was nothing to say no
05:31Yeah
05:33Talk to me
05:36So we're both in a shit place with our men
05:38Yeah
05:39We are
05:40He sat here and lied to my face
05:42And lied to my face
05:42And lied to my face
05:43And lied to my face
05:44I know
05:47You okay, my love?
05:51Oh my God
05:52He just grabbed Helen's waist
05:55Oh my God, I can't
05:56He's giving her more affection than you
06:00Um, let's go
06:01We're getting daggers
06:02We're getting absolute daggers
06:04Who, me and you?
06:04Yeah
06:05It's actually a piss take
06:06I hate men
06:07They'll go to the hideaway together
06:09How are you feeling?
06:11Yeah, I feel alright
06:12Just shit
06:13Do we lose him again?
06:14Yeah
06:15It's the closest friend in there, isn't it?
06:17Mm-hmm
06:17Yeah
06:17Oh my God, he's such an idiot
06:20I would say maybe he's getting confused with the red dresses
06:23But he knows what he's doing
06:25I just wanted to check you was okay
06:27Yeah, I'm good
06:27Yeah
06:29Oh my God, look at them
06:31Oh my God
06:32She like had her head on his shoulder and stuff
06:38Oh God
06:41How do you feel about the whole, obviously, Tony situation as well?
06:44I was basically just making out that, like, I broke girl code and stuff like that
06:47But I was thinking, but you're not really my girl in here
06:50I'd be breaking girl code if I did it to, like, Meg or Megan or Emily
06:54No
06:55But, like, them lot, they're not my mates
06:56What was she saying to you?
06:58Um, she expected me to, like, pull her and tell her first
07:02I'm like, why was I ever going to do that, you know what I mean?
07:05I might go, it's just what I was saying to her
07:07I was like, I don't know why you thought I was going to come up to you
07:09And pre-empt that I might be going to the hideaway
07:12And we might kiss
07:13Yeah, that's what I was like
07:14I was like, you're saying this like I was aware of this whole thing
07:18They don't even look good together
07:20Just let them do their thing
07:21If they crack on them, they're out the way
07:23Don't have to think about them
07:24I feel like me and her, yeah
07:26Don't know, don't worry
07:27Do you think?
07:28I think so
07:30I just think she went about it the wrong way
07:32You're not going to want to go strawberry picking again, aren't you?
07:34No
07:34I can take you this time, don't you?
07:37Have a look
07:39Me and my whole day
07:42I'm sick to my stomach
07:43I know, just let them do their thing
07:44You have one and a half a day
07:45Yeah, one and a half a day
07:50He's shown his true colours now
07:53He's the dumbass
07:54They can go be happy together
07:55Yeah, they can be happy together
08:08Chilling
08:08Still head scrambled though, man
08:10See, I like them both, innit?
08:12It's no good for both of them
08:13But it's good for you
08:14Like, I've been there, mate
08:15I've been there before
08:16I still didn't want to talk to Tyne
08:20Hello
08:21Hello, my darling
08:22Are you coming to join us?
08:24Yeah
08:24Yeah
08:26No better squad
08:28Whoa, whoa, whoa
08:29Except me
08:29Why am I part of that squad?
08:33Are we friends now?
08:35Friends?
08:35Yeah
08:35Have you apologised?
08:38To
08:40Tony?
08:41No, I've not apologised
08:42But I want to give her time
08:43Like, I don't want to
08:44It has nothing to do with time
08:45I don't want to be all up in her space
08:46After I've just told her I've kissed into a girl
08:48I thought she was time away from me
08:50I don't think she wants to hear from me, no
08:51Oh, he's made his choice very clear
08:54And he's cracking on me, Helena
08:56Everything's been fake
08:56It does look like that
08:57I don't think she wants to talk to me right now, though
08:59I think she would have appreciated an apology
09:02Obviously, you're coupled up together
09:04And she's been stood up so
09:05That says a lot to her, doesn't it?
09:06No, I didn't want her to go home at all
09:08I sat on the fire pit
09:09Have you said that to her?
09:10No, I've not had a...
09:10She's not a mind reader
09:11I've not had a conversation with her
09:12Exactly
09:14I was going to let the dust settle
09:15And then tomorrow I'll go back
09:17So, if you wouldn't let the dust settle
09:18You wouldn't have spoken to Helena either, would you?
09:20It wasn't about our situation, though
09:21I was just checking
09:22She was okay
09:23Because her best friend's just left
09:25Tony was just about to leave
09:26Yeah, but...
09:27It looks like you're picking
09:29If you're saying you're not picking
09:30It looks like it
09:33You on Toulsworth?
09:34Yeah
09:35I'm going to send Yaz over to you, man
09:38Don't do that
09:41Just be calm
09:43No, no, no
09:43Be calm, no, no, no
09:44Be calm, deep breaths, deep breaths
09:46I'm trying
09:46Can we have a chat?
09:48I don't want your petty chat
09:49Huh?
09:49I don't want your petty chat
09:50What do you mean?
09:51I don't need you to have to listen to other people
09:53To come chat to me
09:54It's not a petty chat
09:54Yes, can you give us a sec, please?
09:56Thank you
10:01Shall I sit here?
10:02Jenny, come back
10:02Come back
10:08You okay?
10:09I'm fine
10:10I'm just coming over to see if you're okay
10:12Go ahead, say what you're going to say
10:14You don't want to hear it
10:14You just sat there touching on her
10:17I was checking she was okay
10:18Because her best friend just left
10:20You would think you would check on the girl
10:22You're coupled up with first
10:23I didn't know who you wanted to talk to me
10:25I just said the same to Shakira
10:26Okay
10:27Because it makes me feel better
10:28That you're talking to her
10:29How do you expect me to react
10:31When the last conversation we had
10:32I just told you I've kissed another person
10:34And I was just stood up there
10:35About to go home
10:36And you go check on her
10:37You just walked
10:38The same girl that you just kissed in the hideaway
10:40You sound stupid
10:42You're not even sorry
10:43I don't need to say I'm sorry
10:44I'm saying I'm sorry for making you upset
10:46And then you continue to do so
10:48But we're open
10:48And I'm not sorry for exploring a connection
10:50Because I've told you so many times
10:52That we are still open
10:53Exploring a connection
10:53And taking a girl to the hideaway
10:54And kissing her a day after we go on a date
10:58I'm sorry for making you upset
11:01Do you accept my apology?
11:02No
11:04That's not how you apologize to people
11:07When we said repeatedly we're open
11:09There's a difference between open and disrespectful
11:11And you've disrespected me tonight
11:15I'll speak to you later or something
11:28Poor Megan
11:29One minute
11:29Maya Jammer from Love Island
11:31Is asking her to choose Connor or Tommy
11:33The next
11:34Mandy from EasyJet
11:35Is asking her to choose
11:36The Tapas Snackbox or Pringles
11:39For the rest of them though
11:40It's time for bed
11:51There's one thing with being open
11:54And there's another with being disrespectful
11:55And you're being disrespectful
11:57He had so many opportunities today
11:59To just be open with you
12:01I do feel bad for Connor though
12:03I know
12:04He made it clear since day one
12:06He liked Megan
12:07And he finally got there with her
12:09And then she's gone
12:10No way did anyone expect Megan
12:12I'm done with thinking about it
12:15But my hope won't allow it
12:18I'd rather be numb
12:20I'd rather be numb
12:26Won't somebody take this pain
12:29And make it all just go away
12:32What a night guys
12:34It's just a weird feeling
12:36And obviously with Ravel as well
12:37Like he was like
12:38It bothers me
12:38I really really look up to him
12:40Even though like
12:41You know
12:42Things didn't work out
12:43He was still a big part
12:44Of my Love Island journey
12:45So I just wish him all the best
12:48Connor what about you mate
12:49It was a tough night for you
12:50Isn't it obviously
12:51I talked to her upstairs
12:52Yeah but there's so many things
12:53That I
12:54I didn't get to say
12:56You don't realise do you
12:57How close we all are
12:59And how easy it is
13:01For just one person to be gone
13:03For it to be impacted
13:04Yeah
13:05You're going David
13:07You're going David
13:08Night time
13:09Yeah
13:09I'm done with thinking about it
13:13But my hope won't allow it
13:16I'd rather be numb
13:18I'd rather be numb
13:21Not all the pain that has found me
13:24Cause it's all around me
13:27I'd rather be numb
13:29I'd rather be numb
13:32I'd rather be numb
13:37Ooh
13:38I wish I was numb
13:41I wish I would
13:43I wish I was numb
14:07Several islanders have just spent a night in bed
14:09With someone who thinks
14:10That they're a complete and utter waste of space
14:12Which is unpleasant
14:13But also a handy dry run for marriage
14:17Morning
14:19Morning
14:20Sleep okay
14:23Go on how you feeling
14:25I don't know really
14:27Yeah I suppose I have to just move on
14:29Morning from myself
14:30Morning from my mind
14:33Morning
14:36I think last night was such a heavy night
14:39Like everyone slept on things now
14:41But hopefully everyone can sort things today
14:44Cause you don't know when it's your last
14:46Do you?
14:48If heaven knows I need your escape
14:50Whenever you go hell I'll be straight
14:52Back to those demons that I knew
14:54Back to that I'm here before you
14:56It's not like I'm washing a rollercoaster
14:59Back to that I'm here before you
15:01Yeah yeah yeah
15:03Back to that I'm here before you
15:06Back to that I'm here before you
15:07Is that my coffee?
15:13Perfect
15:14You're welcome
15:14Heaven knows I need your escape
15:17Whenever you go hell I'll be straight
15:19Back to those demons that I knew
15:21Back to that I'm here before you
15:25We've got one missing on this day bed today
15:27I know
15:28It doesn't make sense
15:29It doesn't make sense
15:30It must have been about Tommy's situation
15:32Yes, Ramal left as well
15:34But I feel like we knew that was going to go one way or the other
15:37Yeah
15:38How do you feel now you slept on it Con?
15:40Obviously a big one for you last night
15:42Oh Megan's a fucking
15:45That's a sick name man really
15:47I don't know if
15:50Someone's going to come in that I feel like that about
15:51What about you G?
15:52What's the plan of action mate?
15:53Obviously you've just seen two go home
15:55Like out of nowhere almost
15:56Yeah
15:57The guys going home last night made me realise that
15:59You just can't sit and wait around really
16:02You've got to do what you want to do
16:06So yeah I think today I'm going to
16:09Going to turn up the heat on Yaz
16:11Yeah nice
16:13Long long night
16:14I don't regret anything I did
16:17She wasn't nice seeing Tone upset man
16:19She just thought me taking Helena to the hideaway right in front of her face
16:22Before even speaking to her that night
16:24Was just a bit rash
16:26So what's your plan of action for today?
16:28I think I'm just going to speak to both of them bro
16:30That's what you need to do bro
16:31You're here to explore connections
16:33Don't pull him he's going to pull you for the chat today
16:35So when he does talk to me what the fuck am I supposed to say?
16:38You've shouted at him yesterday
16:40Today just speak calmly
16:41Do you know what I mean?
16:42You already know like
16:43Oh that behaviour is not what I would want in a man
16:46I hate shit vibes in here
16:48I need to speak to Harrison though
16:49And I hate the shit vibes
16:50Dividing groups
16:51I need to know what he's actually doing with Tone now
16:54Yeah
16:54Because he's coming to me
16:55And he's being all cuddly and kissy and stuff
16:58But I don't want to be cuddling and kissing him
17:01Like I understand for it
17:03Like yeah it's shit at the end of the day
17:05When you like a boy
17:06And obviously he's more open than you are
17:08It's really shit
17:09Like I can sympathise in that sense
17:11But I just don't like her calling you
17:13Like weird calling you a bitch
17:15Like
17:15Do you know what I mean?
17:16I don't have to lower myself to be shouting across the fucking garden
17:18No you don't
17:20What about you mate?
17:21How's things are you?
17:22Yeah yeah
17:23No I just think I'm grateful to be here boys
17:24I stood up there yesterday
17:25I said it
17:26I didn't feel like it was my time
17:29But look I'm excited where things are going with Shakira
17:31But she does love to get involved in
17:34Yeah it's getting a bit too much now
17:36For my liking
17:36I'm close with Shakira
17:38But it's getting a bit too much for my liking now
17:39It's everything that goes on here
17:41She's in the middle of it
17:42It's just
17:43And I don't really know how to handle it
17:46Like I don't love it
17:47Do you know what I mean?
17:47But it's not going to put me off her
17:53The trees in this villa grow so fast
17:55One minute nothing
17:56The next minute they're coming through the walls
17:58Look no tree
18:00Boom tree
18:00Spanish minacle grow is something else
18:03Giorgio
18:03Yeah
18:04Do you want to go for a chat?
18:05Let's go
18:06Where do you want to go?
18:06Should we go mini fire pit?
18:08Mini yeah
18:09Let's go
18:10You enjoy getting cooked
18:12Get nice and sweaty
18:19How are you feeling today?
18:21Yeah I'm feeling a lot better
18:23I feel like last night was such a heavy night for everyone
18:27Yeah there was so much going on
18:28I know
18:28And you weren't involved in the drama at all
18:30I know
18:30And I feel like two people going home and stuff
18:32Yeah
18:33But you've kind of
18:33You've walked in at like such a
18:35Crazy time
18:36Mental time
18:37Yeah
18:37Everyone's saying about how like nice you are and how
18:41Don't people think I'm nice?
18:43No about how much they're like
18:44They actually think you're a nice person
18:46Yeah yeah
18:46I'm very very comfortable on my own
18:49Yeah
18:49But I don't want to be on my own
18:51Like I want to find someone to do life with
18:56Yeah
18:56That's nice
18:57You're just what you want
18:58What about you as well?
18:59You're obviously
18:59Yeah I mean I'm kind of like yeah single
19:02Well I'm still coupled up with Ben
19:04So what are your thoughts like?
19:05What are you like as a sleeper?
19:07Do you snort?
19:08I do like a cuddle
19:09Yeah a cuddle is nice
19:10Do you like to pillow talk in bed?
19:12I do yeah
19:12Yeah
19:12It feels like complete alone time
19:14Oh it does doesn't it?
19:15Like when you're just
19:16It's just you and the other person
19:18Yeah
19:18Like the build up to that
19:20Oh my god yeah
19:20Until you actually decide
19:21The tension's the best part
19:22Do you know what?
19:23I think teasing's actually probably my favourite thing to do
19:25Do you?
19:25Yeah I think building up the tension is like
19:27The best thing ever
19:28So you're proper teased
19:30Yeah I know
19:31It's quite naughty
19:31But that's just me to do this
19:33Why?
19:33That's the worst
19:34I know it's torture isn't it?
19:35What about getting teased yourself?
19:37I like it both ways
19:38Do you?
19:38Yeah
19:40Yeah
19:41How did you
19:41What's
19:42Like you and Harrison
19:43Tony
19:45I probably would like to speak to Tony
19:47But I just want to give her a bit of space
19:48And stuff
19:49Yeah I think we've told him like
19:50Even yesterday
19:51Obviously she's irate
19:53Like things will be said
19:54Yeah yeah yeah
19:55And stuff
19:55But at the same time
19:57Like I do completely get where she's coming from
19:59Like it is shit
20:00When you're having
20:01Like you think you're in a really good headspace
20:03But from my perspective it's him
20:06His age plays a little bit into this at the moment
20:08Because I think like
20:10Like people look at like
20:11He's what 22 right?
20:13You just need to be honest in these situations
20:18Tony Tony Tony
20:21Am I safe to sit here?
20:22Go for it
20:27How are you?
20:29Fine
20:31Are you still mad about the whole situation?
20:36No it makes me feel so good
20:38No but I thought maybe if you had a sleep on it
20:40You'd be able to
20:41You'd come out of the madness stage
20:48Can you tell me how you're feeling
20:49Without a sarcastic answer please
20:50Horrible
20:51Horrible
20:52Stupid
20:55Embarrassed
20:58I just think where we're not like
21:00Seeing eye to eye is that
21:02We've said we're open
21:05I don't know how many times I have to repeat myself
21:07Open and disrespect
21:09Are two different things
21:10You disrespected me last night
21:12She can have you bro
21:14I'm not gonna have you
21:15Make me look like an idiot
21:19So what are you saying you're done?
21:21I mean Harrison come on
21:22I'm not a love triangle ass bitch
21:27I'm way too good for that
21:31It could have been civil between them
21:33He could have told her how he felt
21:34They could have left it as friends
21:37But now she feels like he's mugged her off
21:39And she's embarrassed
21:39Do you know what I mean?
21:42Please don't get upset
21:44I just hate looking like an idiot
21:46You don't look like an idiot
21:47Why do you think you look like an idiot?
21:49You don't look like an idiot at all
21:52Come on
21:55Okay
21:58Don't be upset
21:59Easy for you to say
22:07Tommy and Giorgio are baring their souls
22:09And those souls are looking lovely
22:11That's the magic of an Ian Sterling pedicure
22:14Go to my website for further details
22:16Obviously you come into a situation like this
22:18Yeah
22:20And every conversation that you have with a girl
22:23Would technically be like a date on the outside
22:25Yeah
22:26Like you could go for a drink
22:28And have a chat with someone for an hour
22:29And then you wouldn't see them for like a week or so
22:30Yeah
22:31But then that evening
22:32You're then having another chat with someone
22:34Yeah
22:34For another hour
22:35And you're just getting to know them a bit more
22:36Like knocking down a few more pegs
22:37And then that night
22:38You're spending the night with them in the same bed
22:40Yeah, exactly
22:43Oi
22:43Go Tags
22:46Oi
22:48Islanders, pucker up
22:49As it's time to show your true feelings
22:51In a game of Snog Marry Pie
22:58Hashtag lips don't lie
23:00Hashtag hot message
23:01I've been waiting for this one
23:13Ben's in trouble
23:15Ben's in serious trouble
23:17I'm in trouble bro
23:19Yeah
23:20Snog Marry Pie
23:21I'm expecting a few POS today
23:22But I'm actually here for it
23:24Oh, I'm fucking buzzing
23:25I thought you know what I'm going to part
23:27I would have probably make it
23:27But she ain't in
23:46Everyone wins with Snog Marry Pie
23:48The audience gets a Love Island classic
23:50The Islanders get to speak their minds
23:52And I get to sit back and do bugger all
23:54For the entire game
23:55Win-win
23:56This could be anyone
23:57Give them a big fat Snog
23:59The Islanders each choose one person to Snog
24:03Go Go
24:16So I've decided to Snog this boy
24:17Because he's easy on the eyes
24:19And there's no one else in here
24:20That would like to Snog at the moment
24:22Nah, it was a good kiss
24:23Maybe more tonight
24:26Send prayers, y'all
24:27Then choose one person to marry
24:29I can't believe I'm in my knees
24:30Yeah, yeah
24:31He can have all the rings on his hands
24:33So I've decided to marry this boy
24:35Because I think
24:36I really like the way he carries himself in the villa
24:38Out of all the boys here
24:39He's the only one who's not made a girl upset yet
24:42That's nice, isn't it?
24:49And of course
24:50Headdy on
24:51One person to pie
24:56I wonder who she's going to go to
24:57Shut up
24:58I have no idea
24:59Well, your father's going to kiss you, so
25:03I think maybe I'm fine
25:14What's your reasoning?
25:15I've seen the way you move in the villa
25:16Like the way you speak to women
25:18And about women
25:19And I don't like that, so
25:20Come on
25:27Come on, baby girl
25:30This is exciting, isn't it?
25:34Nobody knows
25:35Nobody knows
25:49Ain't the first time
26:07Oh, go for it, girl
26:09I chose to marry this boy
26:11Because he kissed me in the hideaway last night
26:13And that's marriage material
26:15It's means of marriage
26:18Good answer, good answer
26:19Good answer, good answer
26:19I've got party all night
26:20When you can't say, oh
26:23When you can't die
26:25When the night comes around
26:29As you've got to party all night
26:31Bouncing it, don't drop it
26:32Oh, go, go, go, go
26:34Oh, go, go, go
26:34Oh, go, go, go
26:39I Pied G because he took the pie last night really well, so I knew that he would take it
26:43well again today
26:56So many choices
27:01Why is he still falling for it
27:10Oh
27:12So I snogged this bikes obviously I fancy the pants off him
27:16Maybe he's not quite husband material yet, but we're getting there rings rings
27:25It's got to be for my con
27:27I actually think Connor is hobby material and yeah
27:37I think any girl would be lucky to marry
27:57So I'm sad to hide this boy just in case it work clear the first time being he still thinks
28:02he's in with a chance
28:03So yeah, I just thought I'd let the knobhead know it's no good at all
28:08It was only the other day you said that I knew I wasn't even trying it with you and Harry
28:12both said that so that again
28:13That's a bullshit comment for you. I've heard things from other people
28:15So it contradicting yourself and come back to me. No, no, no, no, I never said that but heard it
28:19on the grapevine bend so
28:27I
28:28You're all looking at me
28:40I've
28:41I've decided to snog this boy because he's my man and I wouldn't want to snog any of you's
28:49I
28:59I've decided to marry this boy because he's my tom-tom and I'd protect him at all cost and he's
29:05just lovely. No, I love you, mate
29:18I
29:24I'm sorry
29:27That was another big blow, bro
29:30I've decided to pie this boy because the way he's been speaking to girls. I just don't like it
29:37I don't think it's very respectful. Sorry. I had to choose someone and I know you'd take it. Don't worry
29:42about it
29:53You wish
30:02Oh
30:02Oh my god the hands
30:07I decided to kiss this boy because he's one of the only that I haven't yet and you look good
30:12last night. Oh, you look good last night
30:22I want to marry this boy because he may not be anymore, but he was st. Connor when he was
30:27coupled up with me
30:29Thank you, Tony
30:30Of course appreciate it
30:40You're not even worth it
30:55Harrison I chose to pie you because I thought you were sweet as pie, but it seems like you're just
31:01like the rest of them
31:02But I was a little bit better for me
31:13Who's the lucky boy?
31:14In case you haven't noticed
31:18When everybody's tired
31:22Come here, Tommy
31:24Come here, Tommy
31:24Come here, Tommy
31:47I
31:47I would like to marry this boy because he's always there to be when I need him and he just
31:52treats my Meg the best she could
31:57Come here
31:57This is Con
31:58Now it's gonna be the nicest pie ever, bro, so it'll be sweet
32:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
32:01She'll probably feed it to me
32:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
32:03Come on, get Connor's ass back
32:11You're gonna take it like a man?
32:13Go on, give it to me
32:19What a respectful pie
32:21I chose to pie this boy for obvious reasons
32:26It's all done now
32:28Well done, Em
32:34Go on, dance
32:58I've decided to snog this boy because I had a nice chat with him, Adia, and I just wanted
33:03to see if he was a good kisser, which he is.
33:07How'd you do that?
33:11Really?
33:12Yeah.
33:12I'm cool.
33:14Another ring.
33:15Turn into Hugh F now.
33:20He's such a darling, he's the sweetest man ever, and he's husband material thrown through.
33:25That doesn't.
33:26Cheers, yeah?
33:28When this goes on me, does anyone want any of that?
33:31Parlor on, girls.
33:32Last one, girls.
33:33Who is this going to be for?
33:35He's fucking mental.
33:37He's got to be Ben.
33:38I don't know.
33:40Open your eyes.
33:41No.
33:41Open your eyes.
33:42No.
33:42No, no.
33:43Open your eyes.
33:43No, because it's going to go in my eyes, or no?
33:44Open your eyes.
33:46Good boy.
33:48Oh!
33:49Oh!
33:50Oh!
33:51Oh!
33:52Oh!
33:53Oh!
33:54Oh!
33:55Oh!
33:56Oh, yeah, what's that?
33:57Hey, I got time for it.
33:58I got time for it.
33:59Wait up.
34:04She came over to me, and she got me good, man.
34:07Fair play to her.
34:08So, I decided to pie this boy, because I don't like the way he's treated Tony.
34:13I feel like he's mugged her off, and at the end of the day, if you fuck with my friends,
34:17you get a pie to the face.
34:18How have I mugged her off, though?
34:20What do you mean?
34:20How have I mugged her off?
34:21Last night?
34:22I've been telling the tech for the last 10 days that I'm open to get into it.
34:25Yes, you had every... Tony, how many times I've told you we're open?
34:28Open and disrespectful are two different things, pal.
34:31I'm open, so... You're open, but you haven't been transparent,
34:34and that's the problem. Anyway, I'm not gonna argue with you.
34:36I'm not gonna argue with you. Let's walk off, then.
34:39Yeah, I will. Fuck off.
34:40Well done, yes!
34:42I can't believe you got caught in crossfire.
35:00It's time for the boys to do some pie-ing.
35:02People actually pay good money to watch familiar faces getting pie-ed.
35:06I go through 10 cans of squishy cream a night on my OnlyFans.
35:10Go on, Dave. Go on, Dave.
35:11Good day.
35:12Good day.
35:31I kiss this girl because she's the only person I'd want to kiss.
35:36I don't want to kiss anyone else.
35:43I fit to marry this girl because I think she's amazing.
35:46I think she's beautiful inside and out,
35:48and I think that anybody will be lucky to have her.
35:51I'd love to marry you, too, baby girl.
35:53Just load it up, load it up.
36:02Don't go too hard.
36:07I see. Respectful.
36:10I'm pieing this girl because I already pieed her once,
36:13so I thought I'd pie her twice.
36:14What a great reason.
36:16When did he ever pie me before?
36:18I was too busy in the hideaway with his best mate, Harry,
36:21so I wasn't thinking about you, Dajon.
36:33Ooh.
36:42I snogged this girl because I think there's always been undeniable sexual chemistry.
36:46There's definitely a lot less now.
36:48We haven't kissed in a while, so I thought I'd give it another try.
36:54It's awkward.
36:55It's awkward.
36:57Oh, no.
36:58Oh, no.
37:01No good whatsoever.
37:04Oh, my God.
37:07I would have married this girl if she said yes,
37:10because I think in the week we've been coupled up together,
37:13she's shown a lot of qualities I look for in a partner.
37:15Harry, I'm getting second-hand embarrassment.
37:17Get up.
37:23You're not expecting that.
37:29Why did you do M?
37:30I chose to pie this girl because I don't really think we've built up any kind of friendship
37:33in here, and I'm always wary of a girl that's too nice.
37:36That's interesting.
37:38You OK, M?
37:38Yeah, I'm fine.
37:40It's just a bit of a prick answer, to be fair.
37:44Look at all these gorgeous girls lined up.
37:50I don't know what could have been me, mate.
37:58I kissed this girl because you're a pretty girl,
38:05and I'm interested in you, and we haven't had a kiss yet.
38:08I'm all in, and you got me hooked up.
38:11Give me one, give me one.
38:12Yeah.
38:13I'm up in there.
38:14We'll bring our next one, yeah?
38:20I want to marry this girl.
38:22Everyone can see it in here.
38:23You're a way for material.
38:24You're genuine.
38:24You're pure-hearted, and you deserve to find someone in here.
38:28Go on, give it a shake, Ben.
38:33There's so many of you I could get you now.
38:35There's so many of you I could do right now.
38:38You gotta have it, you gotta have it, you gotta have it.
38:41You gotta have it, you gotta have it.
38:42You gotta stop, you gotta stop.
38:43You gotta have it, you gotta have it.
38:46I played this girl because I think you and your friends' attitude all stinks.
38:50I think you're always trying to get yourself caught up in everyone else's business,
38:54shouting across the garden, being a mouthful when we called her on day one.
38:57I just think you're not the kind of girl I go for.
38:59Okay.
39:00Well done, babe.
39:02Well done, babe.
39:04Dickhead.
39:09He's so cute.
39:10He's so cute.
39:11Surely he kisses him.
39:12Yeah, he's kissing him, isn't he?
39:14Come on, then.
39:21He's cream on your nose.
39:24I'll try to snog this girl because she's a soul.
39:26She's got all the attributes that I look for in a girl.
39:29Yeah, I just wanted to snog her.
39:30Aww.
39:31I swear the marriage one's way better, lads.
39:33Wow, babe.
39:41I chose to marry this girl because I think she's been nothing but respectful
39:44in every situation she's been in.
39:47I just think she's a really sweet, lovely girl.
39:49Yeah.
39:50Yeah, she is.
39:51There we go.
39:53There's no hard feelings.
39:54I'll get on with all of her.
39:55I've had shit somewhere.
39:56You should just think of Tony.
40:01Come on, then.
40:03What?
40:08Nah, Shakira, I love you, but just in situations,
40:11this fiery, confrontational side shoe I don't like.
40:14But that's the only reason I can give you a really nice girl.
40:18Oh, my gosh.
40:18Thanks, Sue.
40:19That's my kid.
40:21I'm the new addition and fresh off the shelf.
40:24It's going straight to Yaz.
40:27I'm first class, ain't nothing typical, so I'm blessed.
40:32Yeah, I met me with gold, yeah.
40:34I chose to snug this girl because we've had a couple of good conversations
40:37over the last couple of days, and I'm keen to see where they're going to go.
40:41I light it up, just like a rock star.
40:44Oh, it's a bit messy.
40:46Yeah, I'mma blow your mind.
40:49I get what it is tonight.
40:51I chose to marry this girl because I think you've got a heart of gold and your smell lights up
40:56the villa.
40:56Aww, thank you.
40:59Oh, that looks juicy.
41:04Oh, yeah, you gotta get it work.
41:05You gotta get it work.
41:07You gotta work.
41:09You gotta get it work.
41:10I fucking knew that.
41:11It was obvious, wasn't it?
41:12I got a free ticket.
41:14Can't stop, won't stop.
41:16Fair flow.
41:18I chose to pie this girl because she pied me last night, and since coming back here,
41:23it's been a bit of a non-starter.
41:25It was the only chance that Giorgio was ever actually going to get to pie me,
41:29so he fucking ran with it, and fair play to him.
41:48I chose to snog this girl because I just think she's the fittest girl in the villa and just wanted
41:54to do it.
42:09I chose to marry this girl because I find myself coming to her for advice.
42:14She gives good advice.
42:15I think I tend to lose my head sometimes, so she'll be able to keep me in check.
42:19Thanks, Con.
42:19That was cute.
42:37I decided to fight this girl because I think we already tried to do something,
42:43and yeah, I made my decision, so I think I just need to stand on that now.
42:47Fair enough.
42:47I got an H.
42:48I got an H.
42:49I got an H.
42:50I got an H.
42:56Remember when you said that there's no second chance,
42:58so baby I heard you been hoping you could change the path.
43:02You missed a long good night.
43:03You missed a long goodbyes.
43:05You missed a long good night.
43:08I'm just kidding.
43:11So I chose to kiss this girl because we had a kiss in the hideaway last night,
43:14and I just wanted to do it again, man.
43:16Good kiss.
43:16He's probably insulting time as well.
43:25He's probably insulting time as well.
43:32So I wanted to marry Tony because I feel like we've had a great ten days together,
43:37but now I'm not so sure because I feel like you're twisting my words
43:40and not telling the girls the full story.
43:45Divorce?
43:46Yeah, do what you want, man.
43:47I already borrowed it.
43:48Yeah, literally, I'm marrying her, then.
43:51Yeah, use it up, boys.
43:52Use it up, use it up.
43:57That's crazy.
44:11Nice.
44:20So I chose to find this girl because I feel like she's always in my business and always telling me
44:25off.
44:26But obviously she knows what I love, man.
44:28But yeah, that's my reason.
44:30Fuck off.
44:30Okay, bye.
44:31Well, look at me.
44:33That's why I'm trying to find it.
44:40Yeah.
44:41You're the pin there with a face that I'm in.
44:43Yeah.
44:44Yeah.
44:44Yeah.
44:47So funny.
44:52While the Snog Mary Pie challenge was fun for some,
44:56it's all proved a bit too much for Shakira.
45:00What's going on through your mind, girl?
45:02Why the fuck would you use Hannah?
45:05Fucking idiots. Let them have each other.
45:08I just feel so overwhelmed right now.
45:11How's Snog with Harry?
45:14Unfinished business. Yeah, I mean...
45:16It is unfinished business, but it's pretty fucking obvious, isn't it?
45:20Mate, I was flying there.
45:22Got a kiss twice, thought, you know what?
45:24I'll make a nice gesture to Shakira so I wouldn't marry her.
45:28It's gone right the other way, hasn't it?
45:31There's so much double standards, there's so much hypocrisy.
45:34Tommy's like, oh, I have to pick someone.
45:36No, but you still picked me, though.
45:38Like, I've never, ever said a bad word to him.
45:41Like, I've always been lovely to him,
45:43and I just feel like, what have I ever done to you?
45:46It's always one of us three.
45:47Exactly.
45:48They all lie to each other.
45:50Shakira, that's why they get along with each other.
45:52Yeah, but I'm sick of everyone painting me out to be something that I'm not.
45:56We all are.
45:57It's so exhausting, like, just because we're honest.
46:01I know.
46:01And, like, we don't say things behind people's backs, like...
46:05She's asking for trouble, oh, that's what they'll say.
46:09I can handle all of them being bitches when I've got a good thing with Harry,
46:14because at least that's good.
46:15Like, at least me and Harry are good.
46:17If trouble comes heading away...
46:21And now everything's just gone through shit.
46:24And all because of her, shit's coming crashing the fuck down.
46:26And she gets two wedding rings.
46:29Yeah.
46:29Fuck off.
46:30Lay on fire, lay on fire.
46:34How can Helena take every person to the hideaway,
46:37and then she's got a heart of gold and she's genuine?
46:40Like, what is genuine about that?
46:42Lay on fire, lay on fire.
46:47Like, it's so done.
46:48Like, it's so done.
47:26Like, it's so done.
47:27Like, it's situation.
47:27Like, it's so done.
47:27Like, it's so done.
47:27Like, it's natural.
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