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00:00:08buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before i lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick i'm not thinking about dick okay i'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity to mr big dick okay oh fuck it's luke my favorite
00:00:29customer did he hear okay don't think about dick especially not luke's dick especially not about
00:00:39luke's probably really big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat
00:00:46milk right you're perfect thank you right isn't sophie just perfect mike i'm sorry i didn't know
00:00:54you're coming i would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no i'm here to
00:00:58see my
00:00:59my girl
00:01:11my coffee
00:01:12right right sorry
00:01:25oh my god mikey don't laugh we're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32i'm sorry no babe you'll see you look great my bad my bad my bad my bad
00:01:44come here don't worry about that i do it all the time
00:01:49let me remake your coffee
00:01:57right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks
00:02:04oh my god look at her throwing herself at the campus doctor like she's such a slut as if someone
00:02:10as hot as
00:02:11him would want her yeah watch this oh mikey where did you find someone as cute as sophie
00:02:18looks like she's not very experienced at grown-up things like making coffee
00:02:23or having sex or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking to the oldest virgin on
00:02:32campus
00:02:38so uh you're a virgin
00:02:43oh be careful mikey i think we have a stage five cleaner right here
00:02:51brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what i literally don't
00:02:56even know you don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week
00:03:00gonorrhea last month you should be more careful who you're sleeping with especially while you're
00:03:03on the medication oh my god what it was just chlamydia oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:32i'm really really sorry i really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:36he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment i gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor administers a routine pelvic
00:03:52exam so go ahead and put this on oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie he
00:04:03a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:12good morning miss tisdale
00:04:17it's luke luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:22i don't worry i'm full of the doctor titty gentle as it's yours
00:04:42right my first time miss tisdale is it yes nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty
00:04:49sure we've
00:04:49met a couple times already grind me i mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so
00:04:59you are here looking for a prescription for birth control yes that asshole yes i cannot stress it enough
00:05:09that you still need to use a condom if you want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right i
00:05:13mean
00:05:13i'm sure you don't want to get pregnant with that guy i will use a condom i'd say you shouldn't
00:05:19even
00:05:19sleep with him at all he's not good for you dr miller i'm not sure can you grab me a
00:05:24spectrum please
00:05:25yes dr miller i'd also recommend you don't do anything that you're not ready to do i'm ready
00:05:32i think i'm ready mike's my boyfriend and yeah he's kind of an asshole but he likes me and nobody's
00:05:37ever really liked me so you know what i'm sorry that i overstepped the boundaries there uh let's
00:05:44get started with the breast exam breast exam breast exam if you're uncomfortable i can always get a
00:05:53different doctor no it's i like it it's fine uh it's probably easier to lay back
00:06:05it's okay
00:06:10it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're perfect
00:06:19stop embarrassing yourself there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:26there are no abnormalities
00:06:31thank you luke dr miller that wasn't so bad sophie can you put your feet up and serve for me
00:06:43okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:51so i need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:58i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:07all right i'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab them your service you need
00:07:16to relax for me
00:07:20so do you like younger women
00:07:24i mean as your students because you work on campus no my family donated
00:07:30to the clinic a couple years ago or a while ago actually and so my great grandfather's honor i donated
00:07:37a few hours of my time at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing
00:07:43last thing last thing i'm gonna touch your abdomen just to check on your internal organs all right
00:07:50relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:02i think i just had an orgasm did he all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good
00:08:14no hard memoralities all right we'll be right back
00:08:25is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:30i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:37all right so here's your break
00:08:44should i bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:49she's my patient
00:08:57mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:05speaking of sperm i assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:12if you're a kid who's on the face
00:09:13luke are you serious you're gonna finger by the hug i talk to you buys coffee from you
00:09:19the luke sophie you're a freak so is he like with his fingers or
00:09:27shut up everybody he's so sexy maybe i should schedule my pap smear
00:09:34Don't worry, okay?
00:09:36Tonight's going to be amazing, okay, Soph?
00:09:40Come on, let's get you ready for your big night tonight, Mike.
00:09:47I hope Mike's worth it, Sophie.
00:09:52Why do I even care?
00:09:58Yo, ready to fork over a grant tonight?
00:10:01Is that Sophie's boyfriend?
00:10:06You're not winning any bet tonight, buddy.
00:10:09You're dating a nun.
00:10:10She's never going to let you smash.
00:10:12I'm calling it.
00:10:13Dude, she's low-key a slut.
00:10:16I just can't prove it.
00:10:18You will soon.
00:10:21You're going to film her?
00:10:23Yo.
00:10:27Dude, you're sick.
00:10:28What if she doesn't let you hit?
00:10:31A little bit of this.
00:10:33And she's going to go feral.
00:10:38Yo, that $1,500 is mine.
00:10:40Just keep the cameras rolling.
00:10:45Don't get involved, Luke.
00:10:46You're just your customer and doctor.
00:10:51Hey.
00:10:52You need to pay.
00:10:56Fuck, my eyes.
00:10:57What the fuck?
00:10:59Where's your fucking friend live before I call the cops?
00:11:03K-K-K-Kaley Avenue, apartment 2.
00:11:06I need to get to Sophie.
00:11:13The lady.
00:11:15The lady.
00:11:32Nervous?
00:11:35Why do I feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than I did with my freaking gynecologist?
00:11:43Nervous?
00:11:45I'm a little nervous.
00:11:46Hey.
00:11:47Don't be.
00:11:49You know my cherries I popped?
00:11:55Wait.
00:11:56What?
00:11:58I'm sorry.
00:11:58I forgot to start my birth control.
00:12:00We're going to have to wait.
00:12:01I'm sorry, Mike.
00:12:02I can't do this.
00:12:05You kidding me?
00:12:07I'm sorry.
00:12:08You were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month.
00:12:10Mike, why would you say something like that?
00:12:12I'm going home.
00:12:19There it is.
00:12:20There it is.
00:12:23The hell you are.
00:12:25Not until I get something.
00:12:28No.
00:12:29No.
00:12:33Stop, Mike.
00:12:34Stop.
00:12:35Mike.
00:12:42Who the fuck invited you?
00:12:48Dr. Miller.
00:12:49Hey, Sophie.
00:12:51Hey.
00:12:51Hey, Stanley.
00:12:55Hey.
00:12:55Hey, Sophie.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Hey, can you hear me?
00:13:00Did you take something?
00:13:01What's up, Grandpa?
00:13:02Who the fuck invited you?
00:13:07Listen up, dumbass.
00:13:08Making her like you is the last good thing that will ever happen to you.
00:13:11I go to an Ivy League, asshole.
00:13:13If you want her, you can have her.
00:13:14I got plenty of pussy to choose from.
00:13:17What?
00:13:17What's so funny?
00:13:18You don't go to an Ivy League school anymore, brother.
00:13:20Since who?
00:13:21You ever study in Miller Hall?
00:13:22Yeah.
00:13:25I'm Dr. Luke Miller.
00:13:26My family is the biggest donor to the university since ever.
00:13:30That means I got the dean on speed dial.
00:13:34Dad, you just pissed your future away, brother.
00:13:36Wait.
00:13:37Wait.
00:13:38Wait.
00:13:38Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39Wait.
00:13:39No, no, no.
00:13:40And you can let your buddy Jake know, too.
00:13:42No, no, no.
00:13:43Please, can we talk about this?
00:13:44It was just a joke.
00:13:45Oh, you want to talk?
00:13:50Hey.
00:13:52Hey, come on.
00:14:09She's either really wasted or drugged.
00:14:11Either way, it's not good.
00:14:18You stole me from my date?
00:14:21What gives you the right, you asshole?
00:14:28I'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation.
00:14:31Stop talking to me like you're my dad.
00:14:33I don't have a daddy fetish.
00:14:42How much did you have to drink?
00:14:45I can drink however much I want and sleep with whomever I want to sleep with
00:14:49just because you shoved a speculum up me
00:14:51doesn't mean you can tell me what to do, Dr. Miller.
00:14:53Don't call me Dr. Miller.
00:14:54Tell me this.
00:14:55Why did you prescribe me birth control
00:14:57if you're not even going to let me use it?
00:15:02I was at the bar.
00:15:04All right?
00:15:05And I saw your boyfriend placing a $1,500 bet
00:15:08that he could take your virginity
00:15:10and record it.
00:15:16Wow.
00:15:18Wow.
00:15:19I'm an idiot.
00:15:21No, you're not an idiot.
00:15:25First, I can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist
00:15:29to the point where I'm orgasming during the exam.
00:15:32And as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough,
00:15:36I was going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole.
00:15:40I waxed my asshole for that asshole.
00:15:44Sorry, Soph.
00:15:51Sophie, you want my virginity week?
00:16:01You can have it.
00:16:09Someone clearly wants me.
00:16:12Are you hard right now?
00:16:20We're mid-argument.
00:16:23That's so wrong.
00:16:24You're drunk.
00:16:26I'm taking you home.
00:16:29What are you doing?
00:16:30You're drunk.
00:16:31I'm taking you home.
00:16:32What?
00:16:32No, I can't go home.
00:16:34My roommate's there.
00:16:35I told her I was going to be at Mike's.
00:16:37She's probably having sex because she's fuckable, unlike me.
00:16:46We're here.
00:16:47Here?
00:16:48Where is here?
00:16:50My place.
00:16:51You can stay here for the night,
00:16:53wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone,
00:16:55if you're comfortable.
00:16:57I want to.
00:16:58I mean, I'm cool.
00:17:00I'm cool with that.
00:17:02But, but is your girlfriend going to be cool with that?
00:17:05Smooth, Sophie.
00:17:08Who says I have a girlfriend?
00:17:33You're in Dr. Miller's room,
00:17:34the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year.
00:17:49How do you afford to live here alone?
00:17:51It's huge.
00:17:53I don't like tight spaces.
00:17:56Not all tight spaces.
00:17:58Is he a tease, or do I just need to bleach my mind?
00:18:03Come on, let's get you cleaned up.
00:18:04You'll feel better afterwards.
00:18:06Thanks for taking care of me, Doc.
00:18:11Sorry, I don't think I can unclasp my bra.
00:18:15I'm happy.
00:18:29And I can help you.
00:18:30We're Jack.
00:18:31You are ready.
00:18:31You are ready.
00:18:37See you next walk.
00:18:38Didn't it.
00:18:38You're ready.
00:18:43Oh, don't this a feel soon.
00:18:49you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:56i just don't want to be disrespectful
00:19:00you know i don't want you thinking i lure my patients home all the time wait you mean you
00:19:05don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend and draw them a bath
00:19:12in your two million dollar home dr villa no mrs dill
00:19:18then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:25you're kind to people you're beautiful
00:19:41who is that
00:19:44ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:54luke are you home
00:20:00lukey come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers i know you're not on call
00:20:15don't say a word there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me
00:20:18his ex or anyone else
00:20:24are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:28she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them kicked out of
00:20:33school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:40what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping why don't i join you
00:20:53i can think of a million things i'd rather do
00:20:55like what baby like the thing that i do with the ice cubes ice cubes what ice cubes i call
00:21:02the cops
00:21:04do you not remember i have a restraining order against you your father begged me to not go through
00:21:07with it come on lukey you know you love screwing me
00:21:17i have someone new in my life
00:21:21someone new who the is she i'm gonna give you three seconds to get out of my room
00:21:28and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops then i'm gonna call the dean and i'm gonna let
00:21:32him know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager do you know how dangerous that is no you can't one
00:21:41two fine fine i'm leaving your loss
00:21:56oh my god
00:22:11holy shit
00:22:13you smell like booze i sobered up i swear
00:22:18what's with the ice cubes
00:22:23i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:29you won't move on from needling this
00:22:34you'll come back to me after i
00:22:36take care of that little distraction
00:22:52my virginity
00:22:56yep still intact
00:23:00fuck my life language miss tisdale
00:23:04jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:08i'm here to tend to your massive hangover whatever else your asshole ex gave you last night
00:23:14what would you have me do don't say it don't say it you could join me
00:23:23i'm here to talk about it
00:23:23so for you 21 years old
00:23:33luke that is three years past legal there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to
00:23:38fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:57i don't even want to think about some boy touching you
00:24:02but but a lot of things hope me you're my patient for one in an on-campus clinic
00:24:09i'm graduating this year
00:24:12second
00:24:15you're a virgin
00:24:19ouch i'm asking you to change that
00:24:30you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:34but you're asking luke to fuck you
00:24:39i don't make love
00:24:41i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards all right sweetheart
00:24:45i'm not that guy
00:24:51well maybe i don't need you to call me luke
00:24:53i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:24:58unless you're just not interested
00:25:00i saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:08someone's jealous
00:25:11sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make
00:25:15me a cup of coffee
00:25:16because it's cheap
00:25:30because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform
00:25:33when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:37you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:42so do it i'm ready i promise
00:25:50ready
00:25:56what's that
00:25:57as your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:26:04sorry so
00:26:07are you kidding me
00:26:15can i uh can i get uh
00:26:17continue you're killing me so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see his dick and
00:26:23you're still
00:26:24uh virgin yeah
00:26:26i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:34can you wait oh my god
00:26:36sophie no 36 year old man i looked as a chip by the way is passing up a hot virgin
00:26:43coed like you
00:26:44he respects you dummy or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble i mean he's clearly experienced
00:26:50sophisticated sexy all the things i'm not you have a brand new shiny tight
00:26:56pussy a cadillac pussy and luke's gonna be back for a test drive watch
00:27:04hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink no can you just order
00:27:22i thought that you were dr miller's intern but a janitor makes a lot more sense
00:27:30luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:35what do you want
00:27:37i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:42i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:47luke is not your boyfriend gina he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:51oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing that i am pregnant with his child
00:27:59can you believe it sophie's evil first mike now someone's boyfriend a slut
00:28:07pregnant with luke's did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich
00:28:14would settle for some broke loser barista sophie you idiot of course he was never yours
00:28:25so be you can have him you didn't have to hurt my baby i didn't do this i swear i
00:28:31would never
00:28:32what's going on your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman no i didn't i've never spoken to
00:28:37this woman before today hey that's the dean's daughter sophie i'm calling the police you know
00:28:45i would never do this please she's just assaulted a pregnant woman we need a medic too i'm a doctor
00:28:56i'm a doctor
00:29:18um no no no no i'm i'm fine i'll just be going
00:29:25we can't let you leave without a medical clearance never seen him look so angry yeah it'll be no
00:29:31trouble at all
00:29:36your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant
00:29:39it was for a friend you liar i saw you drinking from it
00:29:44let me go i don't want to press charges just a moment
00:29:59oh my god you're crazy you're actually crazy luke please i can explain she's not right for you
00:30:10breaking into my house stealing my pager that's normal for eugene i get it but i draw the line
00:30:16when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:23officer i want her involuntarily committed she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:29i'll sign the warrant myself stop luke this isn't
00:30:33you you are just being taken advantage of she's nothing a cheap broke campus whore you're better than
00:30:42this luke officer take her away
00:30:49let's go
00:30:51you bitch don't deserve him let's go
00:30:56i knew she was psycho you couldn't even hurt fly even if someone paid you too
00:31:02thanks ev sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours take the day
00:31:16if someone's waiting for their new test drive cadillac pissy
00:31:30you came just to save me of course i did
00:31:39i knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you so
00:31:45i didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:51i don't know if i'd buy that luke
00:31:53sophie i rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:55i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:57i don't think she's as crazy as you think
00:32:00i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:04what do you mean i mean you
00:32:08reject all of my advances and then suddenly i'm so important you leave a patient for me
00:32:14what do you see in me or am i just entertainment to you
00:32:20entertainment sophie if you were just entertainment i wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:25you're just young
00:32:31i should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:34just because you're this big hot shot doctor at upn doesn't mean you know it's good for me or what
00:32:39i want
00:32:46what do you want
00:32:51you
00:32:54take me seriously
00:32:58get in the car
00:33:00what to where
00:33:02spend thanksgiving with me and my family
00:33:05what
00:33:06unless you have something else planned for the break
00:33:33i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:36we're doing both
00:33:38my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here the vacation home
00:33:42your vacation home as in you have multiple wow
00:33:48mr millen it's good to have you home sir
00:33:56and you have a butler at your vacation mansion luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:34:03what the hell
00:34:05look i didn't say because i don't see stress out the truth is yes
00:34:09so my family's rich but we're not here to impress them
00:34:13we're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:34:15and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:31is this the waitress that you've brought me lucas
00:34:36why is she dressed so frumpy
00:34:43i'm not hang on what even am i to luke
00:34:52mother
00:34:54this is sophie my girlfriend
00:34:58girlfriend no way wait focus sophie manners nice to meet you miss muller
00:35:08girlfriend
00:35:11what happened to the pretty woman jina
00:35:15the dean's daughter the one i worked so hard to set you up with
00:35:20ouch
00:35:22mother again
00:35:23i just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:26and my date to the gala if i have to remind you to an importance in my life again i'm
00:35:30gonna make
00:35:30sure this gala does not go smoothly unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which one of
00:35:34our husbands are sleeping yeah you ungrateful child
00:35:42if you'll excuse us we need to get ready oh before we go which room do you keep to ditches
00:35:47dior and versace she needs some options for tonight fourth floor third door on your view
00:35:55thank you mother it's good to see you
00:36:03that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:13your brother has lost it get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:27is your mom always so narcissistic psychopath yeah that's why i don't really get along with the family
00:36:37but the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients so i come back every year you care
00:36:43a lot
00:36:43about your patients it's sweet i do plus the other perk is i could spend a ton of money on
00:36:49you what does that mean
00:37:02luke you did not
00:37:09which one of them speaks to you i mean i want all of them that's done i haven't even picked
00:37:14one out
00:37:15you said you want all of them they're yours
00:37:2580s i can't accept this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:29well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:33why do you like me i'm just a college student and you're you dr trust fund baby
00:37:42your culture your parents host charity events you have a butler that does your laundry i do my laundry
00:37:48in a coin operated machine that i share with like a hundred other students it's not too late to not
00:37:53associate with me
00:38:08of course it's too late now we're already falling for you
00:38:14and why don't you go all the way with me
00:38:21because i want it to be right i don't want you to look back on this and think of me
00:38:25as the old
00:38:25guy who took advantage of you but take it slow
00:38:34even though
00:38:38there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now really
00:38:47really
00:39:11Come back here.
00:39:13I'm just giving you what you want, Luke.
00:39:18Are you teasing me, Ms. Tisdale?
00:39:21You're the one that wants to wait, doctor.
00:39:31Just making sure you know what you're missing out on.
00:39:34Can you zip me up, please?
00:39:42You know, I'm gonna need you back for this.
00:39:53Whatever you say, Doc.
00:40:01That doesn't sound like Gina.
00:40:04He dumped my best friend?
00:40:07The gala is tonight, and Luke is supposed to have the Dean's daughter on his arm, not strutting the campus
00:40:15mattress.
00:40:17Luke is an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista.
00:40:22Don't worry, Mom.
00:40:24I'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize that he's made a
00:40:28mistake.
00:40:28Mm-hmm.
00:40:30That's my girl.
00:40:34Sophie, love, you've been in there for two hours.
00:40:36I promise you, you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight.
00:40:54Holy shit.
00:41:02It's not about being pretty.
00:41:03I just...
00:41:04I don't wanna embarrass you in front of all your rich friends.
00:41:08I've never even been to a charity auction.
00:41:11Wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at, like, a bowling alley and donated the party expenses?
00:41:18You're so refreshing.
00:41:21You ready?
00:41:23You ready?
00:41:39Wow.
00:41:40She's an upgrade of Regina.
00:41:42Yeah.
00:41:42You never said your brother's chip was so pretty.
00:41:45Why would you want to break them up?
00:41:47Oh, shut up.
00:41:48There was a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the train.
00:41:50If my brother raises nobody, it's that of Gina.
00:42:00I'd like to thank you all for coming to the Baldwin Memorial charity event.
00:42:03This is a great opportunity for us to raise money for the family clinic.
00:42:07Myself and my girlfriend, Sophie Tisdale, are very excited to meet and talk to all of you.
00:42:12Cheers.
00:42:17Girlfriend?
00:42:18Not for long.
00:42:32Good evening, everyone.
00:42:35Thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction.
00:42:41Our first item.
00:42:46An all-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora with its amazing, iconic, volcanic views starting big.
00:42:565,000.
00:42:585,000.
00:42:59Now, six.
00:43:00Do I get a six?
00:43:01Bora Bora after finals.
00:43:02That's pretty good.
00:43:03Can I get a five?
00:43:05Can I get a five?
00:43:06You need to come quick.
00:43:06My wife's having allergic reaction.
00:43:09Are you okay?
00:43:10No.
00:43:10Let's go.
00:43:11Let's go.
00:43:19What is it?
00:43:20My throat.
00:43:22Over here, Ralph.
00:43:24Breathe.
00:43:30Sold.
00:43:31Number 12.
00:43:32$7,000.
00:43:33All-expense-paid trip to Bora Bora.
00:43:35Give him a round of applause.
00:43:36Congratulations.
00:43:37Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:43:38Actually, we have one more item up for grabs.
00:43:41Ms. Tisdale, a gorgeous student, has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man.
00:43:49Now, according to Ms. Tisdale, she has a great personality and an even better mouth.
00:43:54What a hussy.
00:43:56Auctioning a blowjob?
00:43:58I hope Dr. Miller knows what his girlfriend's up to.
00:44:02I mean, the poor guy's tending to a patient.
00:44:04I knew that you were too classless for this family.
00:44:08Poor Lukey.
00:44:10She hasn't fooled.
00:44:11Trailer trash skank.
00:44:13Who let her kind in here?
00:44:15I wouldn't do that.
00:44:17I would never.
00:44:18I have $1,000 for a night with Ms. Tisdale.
00:44:21Hmm.
00:44:22Really, Sophie?
00:44:23No one wants you for $1,000?
00:44:25Whew.
00:44:26Alright.
00:44:27$500?
00:44:28Alright.
00:44:29$500 for the poor girl.
00:44:33She's not stealing loans.
00:44:34Whatever that means.
00:44:36Where's Luke?
00:44:40Me?
00:44:44I don't see anything wrong here.
00:44:46No, my throat, it hurts.
00:44:48What's wrong with me?
00:44:49I recognize you.
00:44:50You're one of my sister's shithead friends.
00:44:51What the hell is going on here?
00:44:53Hey, your sister's doing you a favor, bro.
00:44:55Patrick?
00:44:56Get out of my way.
00:44:57Why lower your standards?
00:44:58We're millionaires.
00:44:59She might be a good fuck, but that's all she'll ever be, man.
00:45:08You can talk about my girlfriend when you can live a day without your daddy's money.
00:45:12Motherfucker.
00:45:14$450?
00:45:16$400?
00:45:20Oh, alright.
00:45:22I mean, look.
00:45:23I know Sophie's just being modest.
00:45:26Poor girl doesn't have many skills outside the bedroom.
00:45:30I'll help the young lady then.
00:45:32Maybe we could have some late night study sessions, huh?
00:45:37Yeah.
00:45:38Sold!
00:45:38Sold for $400.
00:45:41Wow, Sophie.
00:45:42Looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods.
00:45:54Used goods?
00:45:55That's right, Serena.
00:45:57After you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year.
00:46:00Luke, you watch your mouth right now!
00:46:03What was that you were saying about class, Leticia, darling?
00:46:13You idiots!
00:46:14Get off the stage!
00:46:15We're leaving!
00:46:16Mom, he's embarrassing me!
00:46:18You're humiliating me in front of my friends, you hussy!
00:46:22No need, my dear.
00:46:24Our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the likes of you, after all of this.
00:46:30No.
00:46:32But, but...
00:46:34No!
00:46:35No!
00:46:36Young man, that information you gave is illegal!
00:46:41You're a doctor!
00:46:42Greg, I was waiting to get to you.
00:46:44You want to bid on my girlfriend?
00:46:46Aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend, Stephanie?
00:46:48How's she recovering from her boob job?
00:46:50No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:46:57Stephanie?
00:46:58They're lying!
00:47:06I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got!
00:47:10You can't.
00:47:10You see, yes, my family might own the clinic that you all go to, but I practice under the
00:47:15university, so you can't touch me.
00:47:17So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry, I suggest you cut very generous
00:47:22checks to the charity, and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:27Let's go!
00:47:28Get to writing.
00:47:30Let's go!
00:47:31Everybody out!
00:47:39Look at these assholes go.
00:47:41You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:43I would have been okay.
00:47:44I'd do it a thousand times over.
00:47:46No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:48Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:52Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:48:03What are you looking for?
00:48:11I paid for all the booze, so I figure how the night went, I might as well be your personal
00:48:18bartender.
00:48:20Right.
00:48:22Okay.
00:48:23Make me an appletini.
00:48:28What?
00:48:29Seriously?
00:48:31All right, so vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur, can we just do something easier?
00:48:38You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:43Move.
00:48:48Can you open that?
00:48:51Thank you!
00:48:55All right, let's just make it simple.
00:48:58Body shots.
00:49:02I've never done that before.
00:49:04Seriously?
00:49:06What do you mean?
00:49:06You're like so old.
00:49:07I was trying to get him to school.
00:49:09I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:13He just said you're hot.
00:49:15Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:16Okay, well, I'll teach you.
00:49:28Holy shit.
00:49:50All right.
00:49:51I got the hang of that.
00:49:52Now it's your turn, Ms. Tizna.
00:49:54Now or never, Sophie.
00:49:55Go for it.
00:49:56New rule.
00:49:57You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:59Is that so?
00:50:03Then, where are you going to lick me?
00:50:28cos you don't know what you might get.
00:50:31Mmm.
00:50:33I'll see you later!
00:50:34And I know I'm so excited.
00:50:40I'm sorry, was that?
00:50:42You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:45Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:53Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:50:56Wait, what?
00:50:57Sophie, I want you to fly.
00:50:58I'm sorry.
00:51:00Fuck.
00:51:01Luke, no, no, no.
00:51:02I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:51:04I want to do this with you.
00:51:06Lose my virginity.
00:51:08Sophie.
00:51:10Don't Sophie me.
00:51:11That's so patronizing.
00:51:15Wait, I'm trying.
00:51:16But I'm going to be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:20I don't want to be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:23I'm terrified of that.
00:51:25It's this that hurts me.
00:51:26What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:28What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:31Being together.
00:51:32Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:36I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:38My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:41I mean, of course I want to be with you.
00:51:44But am I right for you?
00:51:46And you really want to take on this baggage?
00:51:49I might be a virgin, but this whole, it's not you, it's me thing is really freshman year.
00:51:58So, where are you going?
00:52:00I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:52:02I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:52:04You think you're doing me this favor, but really, you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:11Don't follow me.
00:52:17Damn it.
00:52:24I guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:42What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:44You've rejected me twice.
00:52:49Now your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:51Nope.
00:52:53Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:52:55So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:52:58All to myself.
00:53:02What?
00:53:03You heard me.
00:53:05Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:09Seriously?
00:53:10You're into this?
00:53:12Like, you might want to, like, hook up?
00:53:14Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:16Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:18Wow, I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:21Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:22I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:27Pause.
00:53:29What did you just say?
00:53:33I'm a virgin?
00:53:35Oh, no.
00:53:36She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:38Aw, cute.
00:53:40Excuse me?
00:53:41Too much work.
00:53:43You're probably super clingy, too.
00:53:44You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:48Sweetie, I'm a senior.
00:53:50That's even sadder.
00:53:54You were just into me.
00:53:55Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:58You're obviously a nice girl.
00:54:00But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:54:01You know?
00:54:03You're going to get feels, and it's going to get messy.
00:54:07And...
00:54:08Sorry.
00:54:10What?
00:54:12I'm glad.
00:54:19I'm in this $80,000 dress, and I can't even get a stupid horny prat guy to get with me.
00:54:27He would probably fuck anything except for me, apparently.
00:54:33Oh, and Luke.
00:54:34Of course, Luke, on the other hand, he's had his hands literally inside of me, and I guess
00:54:38he was just so repulsed that he didn't need to see more.
00:54:44You know what?
00:54:50Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:51I'm at the hospital right now, bro.
00:54:53Oh, look at me.
00:54:54I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor, and I'm also hot as fuck, and I just love to leave girls
00:55:00on with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:55:04Say something, asshole.
00:55:07Can I come get you right now, please?
00:55:09So you can what?
00:55:10Not have sex?
00:55:11Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:12I think I'll stay right here, where the guys at least have, I don't know, the decency to
00:55:16not lead me on.
00:55:17Guys?
00:55:18What guys?
00:55:19Did someone do something to you?
00:55:20Of course not.
00:55:21They said I was too messy.
00:55:24Too messy and too much, and I guess that means you get a second chance.
00:55:29You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:34I think I'm going to pass out.
00:55:36I'm coming to get you.
00:55:37Keep the phone on you, all right?
00:55:49Sophie.
00:55:50Sophie.
00:55:50Hey, wake up.
00:55:57I got you.
00:55:57Come on, man.
00:56:13Is she?
00:56:18She's fine.
00:56:20She's bottled water and two of these in the morning.
00:56:23I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is going to hit her hard.
00:56:29Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:56:47Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:52You have a lot to tell me.
00:56:56You feel like shit.
00:56:58You look like shit.
00:57:00But like, a million bucks.
00:57:02So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:57:05Everly, the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing
00:57:09his name.
00:57:11He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:14But Luke brought you back to the door.
00:57:16Nev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:19I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:22I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:25So I've decided I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:31Huh?
00:57:31Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:35People, guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one
00:57:40and looking like one.
00:57:44I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:51No way, I'm not going to do that.
00:57:53You're not going to help me look sexy?
00:57:54Why not?
00:57:55Sophie, you are sexy.
00:57:57I'm not slutty sexy.
00:57:59Guys, don't go for that.
00:58:00I look like a nun librarian.
00:58:03I'm giving off don't fuck, snooze fest, boring.
00:58:07Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself
00:58:11for the right guy.
00:58:12The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:19Burn me up.
00:58:36Perfect.
00:58:57Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:58:59There's no way.
00:59:00That goes off.
00:59:02Yeah.
00:59:03It is.
00:59:04That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:59:05Okay.
00:59:06Dude, the makeover is actually working.
00:59:08Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:10Good.
00:59:10I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:12I mean more.
00:59:13Hmm.
00:59:19Holy shit.
00:59:19There he is.
00:59:20Are you going to say something?
00:59:24Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:27No.
00:59:27I'm just going to make him regret everything.
00:59:29Mmm.
00:59:36Thanks, babe.
00:59:37Anytime, beautiful.
00:59:46And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:48A latte would be nice, but I like what you're giving me right now.
00:59:52I take all kinds of tips.
00:59:53What the hell's going on here?
00:59:55Stop interrupting, grandpa.
00:59:57What the fuck did you just say?
00:59:58One latte.
00:59:59Coming right up.
01:00:02And what can I get for you, doctor?
01:00:04Sophie, what is this?
01:00:06You're dressed different.
01:00:07You're acting different.
01:00:07I don't get it.
01:00:09Whoops.
01:00:10Let me get that for you.
01:00:18So, did you want a coffee?
01:00:19The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:22Sophie, I don't...
01:00:23Is this, like, a punishment?
01:00:24I mean, if it is, I get it, but it's only yourself and other guys.
01:00:26It's not you.
01:00:27That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:30I gave you a chance.
01:00:31And besides, there's someone out there who wants me and isn't going to embarrass me in
01:00:35the process.
01:00:36Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:39They done land fair.
01:00:40You should come.
01:00:42She's got plans.
01:00:44Actually, I don't.
01:00:46My first frat party invite?
01:00:48Wow.
01:00:49This whole Hawkgirl act is actually working.
01:00:51You should bring your homegirl.
01:00:53God's going to love you.
01:00:54I will.
01:00:55See you tonight.
01:00:58You're not going to bed.
01:00:59Newsflash.
01:01:00You're not my boyfriend.
01:01:01You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:01:03That's not true.
01:01:04Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:01:06My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:13Sophie, I'm not going to let you throw your life away just because of me, all right?
01:01:15If I'm going to this fucking frat party at 36 years old, I will.
01:01:21What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:24Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:27Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:29Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:32I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:37Everly, not funny.
01:01:39Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:45If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:47How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base
01:01:51with?
01:01:52Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:01:58Red push-up bra?
01:01:59Or pink?
01:02:01Red.
01:02:14Get in.
01:02:15Get Sophie safe.
01:02:16Get out.
01:02:17Sophie's the only person I'm doing this for.
01:02:21Sick costume, bro.
01:02:24Right.
01:02:27God, I have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:32Sorry.
01:02:33Rules.
01:02:47I have to get to her.
01:02:48Where is she?
01:02:52Stop being shy.
01:02:53You look hot.
01:02:56See?
01:02:59Wait, hand me your phone.
01:03:01Why?
01:03:06Because I'm taking a 0.5 and sending it to Luke.
01:03:13No.
01:03:14Yes!
01:03:20I gotta have her.
01:03:22I have to get to her.
01:03:23Where is it?
01:03:24Popping bottles with the models, get like me.
01:03:26My wrist on foes, never missing any meals.
01:03:29I feel like LeBron, cause I get the ring.
01:03:31If you're bad, then you know what you're my 20-20.
01:03:33I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:36He opened it immediately.
01:03:38He's so whipped.
01:03:40Welcome to the party.
01:03:45I need to be so drunk to predict what you just did.
01:03:47He opened it immediately.
01:03:49He's so whipped.
01:03:52Welcome to the party.
01:03:56Dude, I have his ass.
01:04:01Hell yeah!
01:04:03Looks a little something like this.
01:04:05Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:04:07This is what you're talking about.
01:04:14It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:18So be!
01:04:18So be!
01:04:19So be!
01:04:21So be!
01:04:22So be!
01:04:23So be!
01:04:25So be!
01:04:26So be!
01:04:33Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:39Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:45Yeah!
01:04:45Just give me a second, guys.
01:04:51Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:57You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:59Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:05:02That's a lie.
01:05:03You talk?
01:05:07Come on, Sophie!
01:05:08Let's play Spin the Bottle!
01:05:10Coming.
01:05:11My friend here's just leaving.
01:05:13Actually, I'll join.
01:05:15What?
01:05:15No.
01:05:16Don't let him be right here!
01:05:25Who's going first?
01:05:28I'll spin.
01:05:29Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:31I hope it lands on me.
01:05:33He seems experienced.
01:05:46Fuck.
01:05:48Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:51What was the rule?
01:05:52As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:06:09You can't talk like adults.
01:06:11Can we fuck like adults?
01:06:16You know, you dress like this.
01:06:18You know, I want to fuck you right here.
01:06:39How about another poly exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:41What?
01:07:04Let's go.
01:07:10I want to show you about it.
01:07:14What?
01:07:16Time's up.
01:07:17What, were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:20I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:23Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:43So, how was it?
01:07:47Luke's a little too shy for me.
01:07:49I'm gonna spin again.
01:07:53Sophie.
01:08:02Me?
01:08:04Sophie, come on, him.
01:08:06You had your chance, Luke.
01:08:08Come on, Noah.
01:08:19Okay, so...
01:08:20I've never kissed anyone before.
01:08:22What?
01:08:23So, I'm gonna embarrass myself.
01:08:26So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:28You can relax.
01:08:29I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:31Really?
01:08:32But, all the rumors.
01:08:35Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:38Derek says that you put your legs behind your head.
01:08:41I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:43I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:48I'm so screwed.
01:08:50Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:08:54They're gonna kill me.
01:08:55No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me.
01:08:57No, no.
01:08:58They're gonna make fun of me to death.
01:08:59Wait.
01:09:01I'll help you.
01:09:03How?
01:09:10It's awful quiet in there, Noah.
01:09:12Come on, virgin.
01:09:16They're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate.
01:09:19We don't have time.
01:09:20Just come here.
01:09:23You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:25Really?
01:09:25You don't care?
01:09:28No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous.
01:09:30You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:33Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:39I owe you.
01:09:42Noah!
01:09:43Are you in there?
01:09:46Oh, yeah.
01:09:47Oh.
01:09:49It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:52Oh, yeah.
01:09:54Alright, that's enough.
01:09:58Sophie!
01:09:59Have you opened the damn door?
01:10:01Okay, ready?
01:10:02It's working.
01:10:05Oh, you really want to piss him off.
01:10:08He deserves it.
01:10:33What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:35The fuck were you doing him in with him?
01:10:36Well.
01:10:40First, I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:50Liar.
01:10:51You don't know that.
01:10:56You know you belong to me.
01:10:58Prove it.
01:11:07I'm back up in the street.
01:11:11So I don't really got time to fuss and fight.
01:11:15No one should be with you.
01:11:18Really got time to fight.
01:11:19Yo!
01:11:21Why you trippin', baby?
01:11:22You knew it was my day.
01:11:24Acting like you know what's up, but you ain't psychic.
01:11:27Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't like it.
01:11:30Told you I ain't goin' down, but you ain't like it.
01:11:33I need a saw from you.
01:11:36I don't want to.
01:11:39Me too.
01:11:55What?
01:11:56Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:11:57No.
01:11:59No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:12:01I'm just caking myself.
01:12:04I can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:12:07You fucking idiot.
01:12:10You are.
01:12:20You help this world.
01:12:23Ain't so much space for me.
01:12:26I'm out here, girl.
01:12:29I'm back up in this tree.
01:12:33I guess you better take that.
01:12:34Someone better be dying.
01:12:37What's in code blue?
01:12:39They are.
01:12:43I'm sorry, Sophie.
01:12:44I have to go.
01:12:49I've been burned too many times.
01:12:51Are we ever gonna do this look?
01:12:56Sophie, I promise you the last thing I want to do is eat.
01:12:59I promise we're gonna do this.
01:13:00Yes, we are.
01:13:02But not in some shitty fat house.
01:13:06You deserve better than that.
01:13:08Better how?
01:13:12You're doing a passport, right?
01:13:17So, sexy underwear?
01:13:19Track.
01:13:20A jacket?
01:13:22Track.
01:13:22A bikini.
01:13:24Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:25He didn't tell me.
01:13:29Crap.
01:13:30He's here.
01:13:32Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:33Oh my God.
01:13:40No way.
01:13:41This man's insane.
01:13:42He's actually psycho.
01:13:45On the other hand, crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:48Good luck soldier.
01:13:53Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:55He's not.
01:13:56Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:59It's finally happening.
01:14:25You look incredible.
01:14:27Hmm?
01:14:27You said airport fit.
01:14:29I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:37This is so psychotic.
01:14:39Am I really worth all this?
01:14:43It's the first times.
01:14:47Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:51International.
01:15:02Luke, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:15:06I'm sorry.
01:15:07I just didn't want to run the surprise.
01:15:09You ready?
01:15:15A croissant?
01:15:17You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:20It's a hit.
01:15:22Go look at the view.
01:15:23You'll know where we are.
01:15:31Are you crazy?
01:15:32You took me to Paris?
01:15:36It's a baby.
01:15:42Whoa.
01:15:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:45I set up an appointment at Chanel, and then a reservation at a five-star restroom.
01:15:50Luke.
01:15:57You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:59I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:03I think you should take your clothes off.
01:16:06Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:23It's finally happening.
01:16:48I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:51You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:56Is it weird that even in something so basic like this you still turn me on?
01:17:06Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:17:09She's all yours?
01:17:11Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:17:16Yes.
01:17:17We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:17:22I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:24We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:29Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:30I'm sorry?
01:17:33Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:37I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:45I'm so sorry.
01:17:47I don't know how this happened.
01:17:49I was trying to be safe.
01:17:51Wow.
01:17:53What do you think the odds are?
01:17:551.6 in 100.
01:17:57You'd probably hate me.
01:18:00As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:18:05Graduations in a month and we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:17Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:28Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:29You take care of me soon.
01:18:29You take care of me.
01:18:29You take care of me.
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