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Heated Rivalry - Season 1 - Episode 04: Rose
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:30Not anything.
00:30What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:32You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:34What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:41I need you.
01:00The center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff beats.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:11Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a hat-track.
01:16What should I do now or with the second?
01:19Because, I don't know, less second is more fun, but...
01:24Rosanoff scores!
01:26Hollander's really going to want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:39My moon, my man, so changeable and such a lovable end to me.
01:47My care, my coat, leave on a high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go alone.
01:54Hot on my sleeve, not where it should be.
01:59The songs I don't care about again.
02:03My moon's my face, what day in the face?
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:10Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light, share some light on me, please.
02:18Take it slow, take it easy on me.
02:21All right, and that's the freeze camera.
02:24It's got the money I have.
02:26Yes, I'm good at you.
02:31What do you think it is?
02:32What do you think it's like?
02:32I got a shot, you're ready.
02:37What do you think it's like?
02:41My moon and me, not as good as I've been.
02:45It's the dirtiest, please.
02:51Yeah, yeah.
02:54It's me.
03:12For the first time in 16 years, the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
03:24Hey, how are you?
03:25Yeah!
03:28Woo!
03:34Woo-hoo!
03:37Woo-hoo!
03:39Woo-hoo!
03:41Woo-hoo!
04:02All right, Shane, you're good?
04:03You're ready to go?
04:04Yes.
04:05Am I watching?
04:05Just do the same thing we're doing, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane.
04:07Over your shoulder.
04:09That's great, okay?
04:10Take a look through the camera, directly to the camera.
04:12Get that mark, give me that pose.
04:14That's it.
04:19Hot on my sleeve, not bad as you think.
04:24The song's out of here again.
04:27Take it slow, take it easy on me.
04:31It's just a light, just a light on me.
04:35Take it slow, take it easy on me.
04:39It's just a light, just a light.
04:44Can we call it a dynasty?
04:46Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
04:52Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:58Why can't I come, leave all I had no, there's nowhere to go, there's nowhere to go.
05:06Take it slow, take it easy on me.
05:10It's just a light, just a light on me, please.
05:13Take it slow, take it easy on me.
05:17It's just a light, just a light on me, please.
05:44I like it.
05:46I like it.
05:46It's that he has no follow of my bullying, but he was the worst player.
05:49We've never seen ya.
05:50No hand eye taller.
06:01Purple
06:02Purple
06:03Purple
06:11Purple
06:12Purple
06:12Purple
06:16Purple
06:17That's right
06:18Wow, that's the stuff, that's the money my friend
06:47She's what? Pregnant
06:49Jackie's pregnant
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ man, you gotta work on your lying
06:56Hayden, what great news
06:58Hayden, I'm so happy for you
06:59No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome man
07:02Really
07:03Holy shit dude
07:05Ruby, Emma, slow down
07:07I mean she's fucking boring man
07:09Fair enough
07:11Ruby
07:13How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Cause she's a beast
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:19So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
07:22Geez hey, you wanna get me pregnant too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready
07:25I think I still have some good hockey left for me
07:27You're an asshole
07:29Have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:32Uh, Jessica
07:32Jessica
07:33You ever hit that?
07:34Don't say hit that
07:35I'm sorry Virgin Mary
07:38I'm not
07:38Here
07:39Tag, you are it
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane
07:42Oh yeah
07:44Look, I'm just saying man
07:46If you ever do
07:46You could like bring her around
07:48You know?
07:48You could do couple stuff, it'd be fun
07:49I'm not
07:51I mean
07:51She's
07:52I don't see her anymore
07:54I think she's engaged or something
07:55Fair enough
07:56So, um
07:58Jackie is this friend
07:59Right?
08:00Paid
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot
08:03She teaches like mommy yoga or something
08:05I don't know, maybe it's just stretching
08:06But she's seriously fucking hot
08:08And she's funny
08:09Swear jar two times
08:10Oh fuck
08:11What?
08:12Okay, come on man, why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine
08:16Yes
08:17Okay, good, Jackie will be happy
08:18We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ
08:26Who would be you're gonna kill her?
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone
08:34Um, excuse me?
08:36Are you Shane Hollander?
08:38Yeah
08:39Oh my God
08:40Can we get a picture with you?
08:42Um, I kinda have my hands full at the moment
08:47Um, could you hold his baby for him please so we can get a picture?
08:53Hold his baby
08:55I'm sorry buddy
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby
08:59Four times
08:59Yeah, and second, oh wait, do I have other kids?
09:03Oh, you're the worst one
09:04You can't say stuff like that to her
09:06It's true
09:06And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me
09:09Ding ding ding, we've hit five times, that's what I'm supposed to text Jackie
09:12Oh, come on
09:12Daddy
09:13Narc
09:15I'm getting a vasectomy
09:17Way too late
09:20But this is Shane Hollander's Fortress of Solitude
09:24Here in Eastern Quebec is a house he had built on a private lake
09:28It's my favorite place on earth
09:30And my parents' cottage, the one I grew up spending my summers at, is ten minutes away
09:33I'm ready
09:34Well, maybe you decided to come back to see
09:38And no matter what
09:40Sorry
09:41It's such a shame that I feel like I'm in trouble
09:43But I had to catch you
09:47It's like
09:47But I felt like
09:48But I went in trouble
09:58But I did not lie
10:04So
10:05Like
10:06Under the wine
10:07You can call me
10:08I...
10:11Even with Jane?
10:15What? You've been a few years already.
10:18I thought, maybe it was something serious or something like that.
10:25Nothing serious about it, in general.
10:30Okay.
10:32Sasha tells me hello.
10:44I'm heading out for a bit.
10:46Cool.
10:48To meet a friend.
10:50Nice.
10:51I'll be back later.
10:53I won't wait up.
10:55It's not like that.
10:57It's just a friend.
11:00So Lily's just a buddy?
11:02What?
11:03Yeah, chill out, man.
11:04I know you text some girl named Lily.
11:06I don't.
11:06Okay, go get laid, weirdo.
11:10Or don't.
11:11I don't care.
11:12Actually, I hope you do.
11:13You always play better after.
11:14Go fuck yourself.
11:15Oh, I plan to.
11:16Probably more than once.
11:17Love a hotel room.
11:18Gross.
11:19Bye.
11:23Oh, yeah.
11:48Take my shoes off.
11:49No, you're drinking.
11:52No, you're drinking.
11:56Wow.
11:58Wow.
11:59This place is great.
12:02Did you get this built?
12:04Or do you know who did?
12:06Mr. Real Estate.
12:08That's not what I meant.
12:09I just...
12:10You think we need to talk?
12:12No, after.
12:14Okay.
12:17Okay.
12:20Yeah.
12:34Oh.
12:36Oh.
12:39Oh.
12:40Oh.
12:43Thanks.
12:47Oh.
12:47Oh.
13:00I should go.
13:06Or you could stay.
13:09Stay.
13:12Yours tonight?
13:15I'm not done with you.
13:18And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:22I told Hayden.
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:27No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:41Stay.
13:44Okay.
13:48Okay.
13:49Okay.
14:10I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food.
14:15Hey.
14:30You want to make me tuna melts?
14:35I was going to make one for me, I can make two.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:48Ah, all the hot spots.
14:52Ginger ale cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:02Jesus Christ.
15:05You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:10You did a season with him, right?
15:12Hmm.
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:21Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:29And probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:34Yeah, and their team sucks, too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:43They say you're boring, too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:48What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:53I like New York.
15:55Guys, it's New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hate you everywhere.
16:00They know.
16:01Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:07I like Ottawa.
16:09Because it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What?
16:17Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:19Well, I like the hot places, too.
16:23Hot, like, weathered hot.
16:25Oh, okay.
16:26LA is hot.
16:27Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:35There is a girl I like you very much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:41Huh?
16:43She's a friend from Russia.
16:46Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:48She knows everything about hockey.
16:54Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:57Oh?
16:59That's nice.
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck, but she's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business, selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, she's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32Or either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like Petra.
17:39You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:42Mm-hmm.
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:49But you know me.
17:52I'm lazy, so...
17:56I don't know if that's out of you at all.
18:03No, stay, stay.
18:04I'll get in.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:39Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:47But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not.
18:56I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
19:09Thanks.
19:09Thanks.
19:12Hello, Dad.
19:14Yes, I got your message.
19:18I'm going to answer you, Dad.
19:20We talked about it yesterday.
19:23Dad.
19:25Dad.
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei?
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34Are you alone?
19:40Paulina, she's your wife.
19:42Dad.
19:44Dad.
19:45Okay.
19:46Calm down.
19:51I'll call him Alexei.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:58Come on, he's a psycho.
19:59Wait.
20:00I'm going to tell you I'm a psycho.
20:03Don't tell him.
20:15Freelic.
20:16Are you still hungry?
20:18No.
20:18Well, thank you.
20:19That's great.
20:20Good.
20:25How is your father?
20:30You speak Russian, huh?
20:32I know the word for father.
20:51Yeah?
23:19Fuck Shane.
23:54I should...
23:58I should go, um, I shouldn't go, I shouldn't stay, I can't, team meeting in the morning
24:08I forgot, so, okay, you forgot team meeting, thank you for the tuna melt, um, uh, I'm sorry,
24:23I just, I can't, I just, I can't, uh, I can't do this, I wonder, I'm sorry,
24:55are we expecting someone else? Oh, no, it's just the three of us, thank you.
25:00Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon? Rolex really wants you there. I think they're worried
25:06their box is too Tennessee, I think. Does that mean too white?
25:13I thought you liked your deal with Rolex. I do. Well, you certainly love the money,
25:17and they're great seats. I mean, they're next to a prince, or, no, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:23I don't think I should skip training. Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:28I don't have time for that right now, Mom. All my time is scheduled. No, I just meant...
25:31I get, like, two weeks off a year. I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
25:35Trying to make conversation about what? Swedish politics? Okay.
25:40Can I get anyone a drink? We'll take this Chablis, please.
25:43Three glasses? Uh, uh, ginger ale, please.
25:46Oh, we don't have that. Sparkling water? Sure, thank you.
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine, if that's what you want.
25:54No, I can't. Not during the season.
25:58Shane.
26:01Yeah?
26:02Is everything all right?
26:04Why, because I don't want wine?
26:05Well, you just seem tense.
26:08I'm fine.
26:11Well, I think a little trip to London next summer for Wimbledon, just the three of us, would be fun.
26:17And I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it.
26:21Go to a play.
26:22Yeah.
26:22See Big Ben. You loved it when you were a kid.
26:25You guys should go.
26:26You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:28Well, they're not going to send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want. We're just the parents.
26:33You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:38They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:41Honey, I don't want you to lie.
26:44That's not who you are.
26:49Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:54Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's, um, let's think about London.
27:00Maybe it could be fun.
27:01I'm just going to use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:08I don't know.
27:20Hey, man.
27:21Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to, um...
27:26Oh, bullshit.
27:27Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:28My buddy, Francois, the chef.
27:30You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
27:35JJ?
27:36The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know.
27:43Get down here.
27:43You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Le Tambour?
27:45I don't know.
27:47I don't know.
27:52Yes, you bitch!
27:56Good to see you.
27:58Okay, guys, this one never leaves his fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meat lock.
28:07Uh, do you have any ginger ale?
28:09I mean, I do, but...
28:12Uh, actually, just a beer, please.
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander, whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:28It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shitty?
28:37A bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry is here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
28:44I don't know.
29:15Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20The chef gave them to me, and they were really good.
29:23I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:32I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane.
29:35I'm...
29:35Wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:41Really?
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
29:54What?
30:05Um, I was eight, and I played this girl who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Wow.
30:11By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18You getting kidnapped?
30:19All right, I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies, including the one I'm getting
30:24right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:28You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered if they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats.
30:43No, not what I meant.
30:46Shane Hollander, eight years old.
30:49Paint me a picture.
30:55Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years, so I'm probably just
31:04having fun.
31:06Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:14I love it, but it got more intense, so I guess I kind of got more intense, too, if that
31:20makes sense.
31:21Yeah, it does.
31:25And I bet that being the only Asian kid didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name, so it's like the other kids kind of forgot to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:48I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA.
31:56But he still made it to the Frozen Forum of Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:05Undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:13So, this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17Uh, no.
32:18I was here a few years ago shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:25I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that movie is so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good.
32:31I'm so bad in it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week, and it was the summer.
32:38All right, kind of different in the winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:52So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
33:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:09Hey, block it, I've been, baby, I wanna be dancing with you.
33:14Push it, I've been, baby, I've been, let me go.
33:17I will be taking you home.
33:19Underdark, where, where?
33:23Underdark, underdark.
33:24That's it, yeah, underdark.
33:28Say, underdark, yeah, fight.
33:30Raj, Raj, you gotta see this.
33:32You're gonna shit, man.
33:35So, mm-hmm.
33:38What's up?
33:39God!
33:39No.
33:40I know, right?
33:41She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46It says it right there.
33:47The two met at a mutual friend's party, according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say,
33:54I'd be fucking happy if I was banging Rose fucking Landry.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
34:33That seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
34:46but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love,
34:50as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X Squad sequel.
34:55Well, these stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:08Oh, fuck!
35:10Good Rose.
35:11Oh, fuck.
35:14I stopped my talk.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight
35:28between themselves and their arch rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
35:47Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
36:01Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
36:02Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
36:05Let's go!
36:06Come on.
36:07Let's go!
36:09Let's go!
36:28We'll get him, buddy.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight.
36:43But where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need a good lead, let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal.
37:03We find a fucking club.
37:06Delby Bowl!
37:08On it?
37:10Jesus.
37:32Hi, handsome.
37:37Good game tonight, babe?
37:39No, it wasn't.
37:40No, it wasn't.
37:41But you won.
37:43I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game too?
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty look.
37:50Miles, don't be terrible.
37:51Look, I have no problem watching sweaters.
37:55Okay, I want to dance.
37:56I don't know, I'm beat.
37:58Come on, I never get to dance.
37:59Okay, that is a lie.
38:01Hey, I want to dance with Shane.
38:02Yeah, that makes two of us.
38:03Come on, Miles, get a champagne.
38:15Sorry about that, babe.
38:17Can I have one more, please?
38:25All of interest, all of interest, all of interest, all of interest, all of interest.
38:51And I'm all mixed up, feeling cornered and rushed.
38:54They say it's my fault, but I want her so much, when I fly her away, by the summer rain,
38:59coming over my face, where she will the shame.
39:02When I stop and stare, don't worry in me, cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me.
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget, but it's driving me mad, going out of my head.
39:31And all this is her, all this is her, one, two, my, two, myÙŠVD9X.
39:51I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:32I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:46I'm in serious shit
40:48I feel totally lost
40:50If I'm asking for help
40:51It's all in the car
40:53Being with you
40:55Has opened my eyes
40:57Could I ever believe
40:59Such a perfect surprise
41:01I keep asking myself
41:03Wondering how
41:05I keep closing my eyes
41:07But I can't lock you out
41:09Wanna fly to the place
41:10Where it's just you and me
41:12Nobody else
41:14So we can be free
41:16All the things she said
41:18All the things she said
41:20Running through my head
41:21Running through my head
41:23Running through my head
41:24All the things she said
41:26All the things she said
41:27Running through my head
41:29Running through my head
41:30All the things she said
41:32This is not enough
41:40This is not enough
41:42You know
42:16Oh
42:52If I'm asking for help
42:54It's only because
42:56Being with you
42:58Has opened my eyes
43:00Could I ever believe
43:02Such a perfect surprise
43:04I keep asking myself
43:06Wondering how
43:07I keep closing my eyes
43:10Where I can't love you well
43:11Gonna fly to a place
43:13Where it's just you and me
43:15You know
43:19You know
43:20You know
43:22You know
43:22You know
43:22You
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