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00:00:00Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:05Don't fall.
00:00:11This is me, casually ruining my high school room.
00:00:23Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:29No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:32But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:36Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac.
00:00:37You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:39Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:44C-c-c-kay?
00:00:47I still run this school a lot, kids.
00:00:51Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:53Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement
00:00:57from the class of 2006's prom king and queen,
00:01:01Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:11You okay?
00:01:13Am I okay?
00:01:14My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince,
00:01:17and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own name, but details.
00:01:23Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:26You seem really amazing.
00:01:28Look who's talking.
00:01:29Well, I was surprised that you were here.
00:01:33You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:34I'm actually...
00:01:36I came here for someone very special.
00:01:40I came back for you.
00:01:42Mia, um...
00:01:44Can I talk to you later?
00:01:46It's been 20 years,
00:01:47but this is a sign to stop being a wimp
00:01:49and finally tell him how I feel.
00:01:51Absolutely.
00:01:53Actually, I want to...
00:01:54Come on, come.
00:01:55Everyone is waiting for us to start the show,
00:01:59so let's give them one.
00:02:02He came back.
00:02:14Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:16Mia!
00:02:18Hey, it's okay.
00:02:20You're gonna be alright.
00:02:21Just hold on.
00:02:22I wish I could go back, Connor.
00:02:24What do you mean?
00:02:24Go back where?
00:02:25Then I could tell you how much.
00:02:28How much you want?
00:02:28Hey, Mia.
00:02:30Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:31Mia, look at me.
00:02:32What did you want to tell me?
00:02:39Am I...
00:02:40dead?
00:02:44Or did my wish come true?
00:02:46Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:51Holy bananas.
00:02:52No more frown lines.
00:02:54I look 18 again.
00:02:56Which means...
00:02:58Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:00Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:02I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:07Those clothes.
00:03:09Those highlights.
00:03:11A...
00:03:12Tamagotchi?
00:03:13I went back to...
00:03:162006?
00:03:20When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:25Miss Thompson?
00:03:27May I be excused?
00:03:28I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:30Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:36Loser!
00:03:37Loser!
00:03:38Loser!
00:03:39Loser!
00:03:40Loser!
00:03:41Loser!
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:42Nothing's changed.
00:03:44Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:46And nobody.
00:03:47The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:49But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:52You can always flip the script.
00:03:54High school bucket list item number one.
00:03:57Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:02Miss Thompson, he was trying to kill me!
00:04:06Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:10Why?
00:04:11For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:14They do this every day!
00:04:22Don't be silly.
00:04:25Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:29She would never bully anyone.
00:04:32She just...
00:04:33Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:42Mia joined Jessica's group.
00:04:44And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:52Okay.
00:04:53So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:02Oops!
00:05:04What can I say?
00:05:06Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:09It's a shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:13Let's clean you up.
00:05:14That's acid.
00:05:15I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:18And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:30Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:33Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:45Oh, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:05:56So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:05:58High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:01Be the kind of girl who gets her crush's attention.
00:06:05Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:11Don't...
00:06:12Don't call me that.
00:06:13Or what?
00:06:13Little Miss...
00:06:14St... st... stutter!
00:06:16This time, no more shrinking.
00:06:19You do that again?
00:06:20I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:22Hmm.
00:06:23What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:27I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:30You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:31And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:35Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:38Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:44Let's see what this does to yours.
00:06:53Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:00High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:02Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson.
00:07:04Sorry, Miss Thompson.
00:07:06Freak science accident.
00:07:08Blame chemistry?
00:07:12Damn, Mia.
00:07:14Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:15Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:18Use your words.
00:07:19Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:21Just say something.
00:07:22No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:25No.
00:07:27You look good kicking ass.
00:07:29I like this new you.
00:07:30I like the new me, too.
00:07:32Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:34Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:38You think you're hot shit just because everybody's jeering?
00:07:43What's next, Mia?
00:07:44Running for prom, queen?
00:07:46Stop, stop.
00:07:47You know what?
00:07:48Maybe I will.
00:07:50Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:52And you want to run against me?
00:07:54Anyone can wear a crown.
00:07:57Not people like you.
00:08:00Need a reminder?
00:08:02Nikki!
00:08:03Sharpie!
00:08:04Now!
00:08:07If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen-
00:08:09I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:11Feel?
00:08:16Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:21High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:23Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:25I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:31Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:37Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:39We lost Dutch after high school.
00:08:41I am not losing them again.
00:08:43I did.
00:08:45I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:47I just miss you so much and I love you.
00:08:50Come here.
00:08:52It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:08:54And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:03Great!
00:09:03More maggots have arrived.
00:09:06Besides the Mia, honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:10The Misfits.
00:09:12The Misfits.
00:09:12The Outcasts.
00:09:13Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect.
00:09:18To the Queen.
00:09:19Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:21Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:23Choke and die, slutty Spears.
00:09:25Well, since we're doing this,
00:09:28raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:34Okay.
00:09:36And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:46Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:48Was that your number?
00:09:50My vote.
00:09:54Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:09:57Con Con, you already got the vote for Prom King this year.
00:10:01We have to do this together.
00:10:04Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:07Except for me.
00:10:09I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:12Everyone wants to date me!
00:10:14I'm head cheerleader!
00:10:15You're the basketball captain!
00:10:18Even our parents won us together!
00:10:20It's destiny!
00:10:21May the best girl win.
00:10:23Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:26If you fail again, you won't be able to go to Prom or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:30Understood?
00:10:33Got it.
00:10:36Where do you think you're going?
00:10:37We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:39Theory of Relativity.
00:10:40The answers are...
00:10:42A, C, C, B...
00:10:45I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:47No, you're right.
00:10:48You're not going anywhere until you take this test.
00:10:50High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:52Ditch class like a badass.
00:10:54Check it!
00:10:55If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:10:59You wasted.
00:11:04Told ya.
00:11:05See ya later, Misty.
00:11:13Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:18Oh!
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:21Um...
00:11:23Hey, Nia?
00:11:26Um...
00:11:26I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:29I'll get off, you know.
00:11:31Uh, you good?
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:33Oh!
00:11:35Where are your necklace?
00:11:36Oh no, don't worry about it.
00:11:37It's been in my family for years.
00:11:39It's like indestructible.
00:11:40Oh, it's pretty.
00:11:41Thanks.
00:11:42Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:46She's nuts.
00:11:49You know, I...
00:11:49I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:52Wow.
00:11:53Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:11:55Jess?
00:11:56Hmm.
00:11:57Why would I give it to Jess?
00:11:59Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:00Hmm.
00:12:01You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:04Hello, who?
00:12:06Uh, nothing.
00:12:07No.
00:12:07It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought.
00:12:12She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:14You do.
00:12:15I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:19That's why you won my vote.
00:12:22I thought you liked her.
00:12:23Wow.
00:12:24Huh.
00:12:27To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:31There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:34And it's not Jess.
00:12:37Then who?
00:12:39Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:45Is...
00:12:46Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:48I'm sorry.
00:12:48Oh, fuck.
00:12:49No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great.
00:12:50What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:52Oh, she's out of my league.
00:12:54She...
00:12:55Oh, god.
00:12:56It's okay.
00:12:57Yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:58Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful
00:13:03and smart
00:13:05and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:09You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:12She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:16Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:20Cool.
00:13:21Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:25High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:28Pretend you're not heartbroken that you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:31What did you have in mind?
00:13:33Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:39Make you prom queen.
00:13:43What do you think?
00:13:52Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:13:57Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:00Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:03Dr. Jessica!
00:14:08If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:16Oh, perfect.
00:14:17Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:18You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:23Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:28Oh, man.
00:14:30Here goes nothing.
00:14:32Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:37What's his challenge?
00:14:38A chemistry test.
00:14:39Well, great.
00:14:42Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:44Sexual chemistry.
00:14:46Sexual what?
00:14:48The rules are simple.
00:14:50Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:14:56You down?
00:15:00Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:10Boo!
00:15:11No more applause.
00:15:12Jess already has the clap.
00:15:13Bite me, Neapaz.
00:15:14Your little friend lost.
00:15:16Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:18This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:20I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:22What the hell was that?
00:15:23Me winning.
00:15:25Can't wait to have you back, King.
00:15:27Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but show us your best, freak.
00:15:33Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:35Did your man, Mia?
00:15:36Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:38You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:40Or anybody.
00:15:41You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:44You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:47Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:48I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:50It's for me.
00:15:52Just follow my lead.
00:15:54High school bucket list item number set.
00:15:56Make the first move.
00:15:58No, you follow my lead.
00:16:03You follow my lead.
00:16:20So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:23Mia!
00:16:27Mia!
00:16:28Mia!
00:16:29Mia!
00:16:30Oh, damn.
00:16:31Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:34How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:40I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:43Not if I can help it.
00:16:45The whole town wants us together!
00:16:48Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:50Go on there!
00:16:55Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:16:58Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:02Stop drooling, go over there.
00:17:04Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:07Go go go go go!
00:17:08Use confidence.
00:17:09Bye bye bye!
00:17:12Mia, we really need to talk.
00:17:15About that kiss.
00:17:19Where did you learn how to do that?
00:17:21College.
00:17:22Science majors are slottier than you think.
00:17:24Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:26No.
00:17:28But I will one day.
00:17:31My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:33So you can predict the future?
00:17:35Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:37Right.
00:17:39It's my secret super power, so.
00:17:41Oh.
00:17:41Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:45Somewhere.
00:17:47Where there's less interruptions.
00:17:50Connor?
00:17:51I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:17:54And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:17:57Actually about that, yeah.
00:17:58Well, let's just focus on beating Jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:03Yeah?
00:18:05Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:09At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:12Fine.
00:18:14Yeah, look.
00:18:15For your information, the next best opportunity to get boats is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:21So we could team up.
00:18:26Wait.
00:18:27You really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:31You could run this school if you wanted to, Mia.
00:18:35You're royalty and you don't even know it.
00:18:40Out of the way! Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:44Wait.
00:18:46You're not seriously thinking about answering.
00:18:48If you do, I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:18:55Still want to do this?
00:18:58Why not?
00:19:00Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:02Let the best baker win.
00:19:05Ew.
00:19:06And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:11Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:16Huh?
00:19:17What are you talking about?
00:19:19You don't look the part yet, Mia.
00:19:20Let us help you out!
00:19:32Later, loser.
00:19:33Sorry.
00:19:35Let me guess.
00:19:37Just a bitch straights again.
00:19:39I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:41You want me to go curse her?
00:19:43Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:44I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:47I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:48Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:52Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:19:55Why?
00:19:55Because I'm going to turn you into sexy, nerdy, baking queen.
00:20:03Hey, Mia.
00:20:04Where are you?
00:20:05Where's your baking buddy?
00:20:07Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:14May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:18I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:26Yeah, you look...
00:20:28Like a fucking try-hard.
00:20:30Overdressed much?
00:20:31Come on, girls, we have a contest to win.
00:20:33Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:36High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:38Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:40Look who's talking, chef.
00:20:42Ready to win?
00:20:44Stop putting on a show!
00:20:46This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:48Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:50Call me queen.
00:20:55Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:20:58Boo!
00:21:06Shut up or die!
00:21:10All right.
00:21:12Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:13To your tables, please.
00:21:15Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:16Oh, yeah, we're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy topping.
00:21:21It's really easy.
00:21:22What?
00:21:24It's fine, sweet sweets.
00:21:25Come on.
00:21:27All right, contestants.
00:21:28The bake-off begins now.
00:21:32Okay.
00:21:33And we'll have to put this in here.
00:21:37Like this.
00:21:38Like that.
00:21:45And then...
00:21:46This.
00:21:47That's on your nose.
00:21:49That's too much.
00:21:50That's too much.
00:21:58No more.
00:21:59No.
00:22:04Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:08Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:15Oops.
00:22:18Oops.
00:22:20Foot slipped.
00:22:21Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:23Oops.
00:22:24Sorry.
00:22:26My hand slipped.
00:22:27Oops.
00:22:30Oh, she's awful.
00:22:34If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:37She just kicked our table.
00:22:38I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:41Get back to work.
00:22:43It's fine. It's fine.
00:22:44So what do we do now?
00:22:46A good scientist.
00:22:47Always.
00:22:48Has a plan.
00:22:52And...
00:22:53Time.
00:22:56The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:02Jessica, you're up.
00:23:04It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:08And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:12It's so crazy!
00:23:14This is our dessert.
00:23:16It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:44The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:23:49The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:05Mia Watkins!
00:24:07Mia Watkins!
00:24:07Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:20I can't believe it!
00:24:22Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:23That's my best friend!
00:24:24We love her!
00:24:25Best day of my life.
00:24:28I knew you could do it.
00:24:32No!
00:24:34Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:40Not anymore.
00:24:44I'm so gonna regret that, loser!
00:24:47Sorry.
00:24:49High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:52Start a riot.
00:24:54Make it epic.
00:24:56Food bite!
00:25:01Food bite!
00:25:03Popular Kids versus Kids!
00:25:05No!
00:25:06Stop it!
00:25:06Stop it!
00:25:10Stop!
00:25:13Stop!
00:25:21Team Jessica!
00:25:22Team Mia!
00:25:22Get over here right now!
00:25:26Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:31Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:35You and your friends can go.
00:25:37What?
00:25:38No, she's lying!
00:25:40I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:42You know what?
00:25:43No.
00:25:45I like having an attitude.
00:25:47I lived for years without one.
00:25:49And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:52One more bad word.
00:25:54One more thing that you do wrong and you are suspended.
00:25:58Fine.
00:25:59I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:04Hm?
00:26:05Oh.
00:26:06Sorry.
00:26:07No one knows about that yet.
00:26:09Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:13Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:15I can't get suspended!
00:26:16My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip and get me killed!
00:26:18No, no, no.
00:26:19I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:21You're both free to go.
00:26:23Wait, for real?
00:26:24Of course.
00:26:25You're both free to go.
00:26:26And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:29The door's always open.
00:26:30How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:34Uh, $147,347 and 36...
00:26:38You'll be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:40Uh...
00:26:41A second though, why don't you, um, help me clean up here, my star students.
00:26:48What the fuck was that?
00:26:52Ugh.
00:26:52Whoa!
00:26:53Did you see the look on his face?
00:26:55Yeah, he was freaking out.
00:26:57How did you know all that stuff, Phil?
00:26:59Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:02Right.
00:27:03It's no big deal.
00:27:04Yeah.
00:27:06So tell me...
00:27:08What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:11Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:13Oh, yeah.
00:27:15Whatcha doing again?
00:27:16Uh, anatomy.
00:27:16It's the study of the...
00:27:18Human body.
00:27:20Yeah.
00:27:21Yeah.
00:27:22You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:24My parents aren't home.
00:27:25Your place?
00:27:28Like a...
00:27:29Like us?
00:27:31Together?
00:27:32You're alone?
00:27:32Yeah.
00:27:34Let's go, Professor.
00:27:36I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:40Okay.
00:27:41Okay.
00:28:10Well literally, we must go in the coffee rooms tonight.
00:28:13Bye.
00:28:14Okay.
00:28:31Well, that was often trouble...
00:28:32Take it home if you missed...
00:28:32Take this home as soon as soon as you were able to find out what...
00:28:32We will must be gentle and quite evenpunk to me.
00:28:32But on that one...
00:28:32You can just keep it safe.
00:28:52Mia? Mia? Mia? Were you moaning at my questions? Not that dumb. I was asking about question
00:29:00number four, um, rectus abdominis. What is it? Get up. I'm going to show you and then I'm
00:29:08going to quiz you. All right, please me. Okay. Can I? All right. Yeah. Okay. Picep, brachii.
00:29:34Vector Alice major. Rectus abdominis. Aurea amen. Is that the name? The name is that
00:29:46long. No, no, no. Dave, we're good about that. Stop manhandling
00:29:52him. He likes someone else. You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study
00:30:00session but i think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes
00:30:19the rules are simple if you get a question wrong you strip unless you just want to stick to the
00:30:25books high school bucket list item number 10 unleash your inner vixen no are you ready to lose
00:30:36trapezibus yes where oh my
00:30:45um brachialis
00:30:56you that's cheating don't look at that
00:31:19you know i thought that i was going to be the only one getting naked but you
00:31:22are getting pretty close that's because you keep asking me questions i don't know the answer to
00:31:28i may have made up a few questions uh to level the playing field
00:31:36bad girl violence is against the rules so as a penalty you might have to lose this shirt
00:31:52make me
00:31:57Careful what you wish for.
00:32:01Oh my god!
00:32:03Oh no!
00:32:05What are you doing?
00:32:08You're crazy.
00:32:09I don't know about this shirt.
00:32:13That's for cheating.
00:32:23Connor, are you in there?
00:32:25Oh shit.
00:32:26That's my dad.
00:32:26No!
00:32:27No!
00:32:28No!
00:32:29Come on, come on, come on!
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:33Yeah, just a second.
00:32:44That's good.
00:32:50Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:52She's my new tutor.
00:32:53Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:54Tutor, huh?
00:32:56Well, Ms. Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:32:58So much for her tutoring.
00:33:01Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:03Mia is unimportant.
00:33:07Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:10She's from a good family.
00:33:11At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:13Dad!
00:33:14Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:19Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:25You're 18.
00:33:27Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:29Embarrassing?
00:33:30Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:31You know what? Never mind.
00:33:33Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:34I will help Connor pass.
00:33:37And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:41Oh?
00:33:42How can you be so sure?
00:33:43Just a hunch.
00:33:45Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:47Connor, wait!
00:33:48Just please talk to him.
00:33:50You can fix this.
00:33:51I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:52I think it's time you leave.
00:33:53Miss valedictorian.
00:33:55I need to speak with my son.
00:33:57Alone.
00:34:00Dad, wait!
00:34:09Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:12Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:23Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:27I hope everything's okay.
00:34:28Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:34But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:38Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:42And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:44Keep up the good work.
00:34:54You got it.
00:34:55Good job.
00:34:58Thank you, Mia.
00:35:03Seriously, thank you.
00:35:05I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:08Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:11Have you talked to him?
00:35:12Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:14I know you're trying to help,
00:35:17but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:20You know?
00:35:22I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:24I have to try.
00:35:26Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:28That's enough dad talk.
00:35:29I have a surprise for you.
00:35:33Oh.
00:35:34Uh, wait.
00:35:35Before you guys go,
00:35:36I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:40for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:43So, come through
00:35:45and vote for Mia.
00:35:57Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:35:58We have a party to ruin.
00:36:02Here you go.
00:36:02We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:03Come to the party.
00:36:04Take it off.
00:36:05Yes.
00:36:06Oh, shit.
00:36:07That's my dad.
00:36:08Come on.
00:36:08Let's pass before he's eating.
00:36:09Wait.
00:36:09No.
00:36:09Just show him your test.
00:36:10He'll be thrilled.
00:36:11I'll show him another time.
00:36:12No, no, no.
00:36:12You don't have time.
00:36:13Just trust me.
00:36:15Come on.
00:36:15Connor, talk to him.
00:36:16No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:17Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:19Hey, Dad.
00:36:20Hi, sir.
00:36:21What are you doing here?
00:36:24I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:27but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:28If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:32I aced it.
00:36:39Thanks to Mia.
00:36:40No.
00:36:41No, I, like, barely helped at all.
00:36:42It was all Connor.
00:36:43You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:45Pride has to be earned.
00:36:47Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:51You see that little gremlin over there?
00:36:55I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:02Got it.
00:37:04What if I can't do it?
00:37:06Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:08Force her.
00:37:17Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:20Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:21I just had a quick commission question.
00:37:22Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:25so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:26Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:28And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:33So can I get one or what?
00:37:34Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:35Hey, enough.
00:37:37You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:39No fights.
00:37:40Do you hear me?
00:37:41Luke, stop.
00:37:42I'm busy.
00:37:42Yeah, please.
00:37:43Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:46Can you help me?
00:37:47Come on.
00:37:49Just this once.
00:37:51Connor, listen.
00:37:53I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I...
00:37:56Dad, I gotta go.
00:37:57I'll talk to you another time.
00:37:59Get off me.
00:38:00I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:02The invite's still open.
00:38:03I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:06Come on.
00:38:07Five minutes.
00:38:13Okay.
00:38:15All right, let's go.
00:38:20Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:28CopCon!
00:38:29What a surprise!
00:38:31I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:33Doing what?
00:38:34Looking for Mia.
00:38:36I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:39Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:41She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:44But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:50She's going to break your heart.
00:38:52And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:04I'm going to go find Connor.
00:39:05No, no, no, no, wait.
00:39:06You're not going anywhere.
00:39:08Until we talk about this party.
00:39:11We'll come!
00:39:12If you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:15Hey!
00:39:15Get the fuck off her!
00:39:17Oh!
00:39:19Oh, shit.
00:39:20Caps here!
00:39:21Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:24Hey, my different brothers.
00:39:27Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy, misogynists,
00:39:30let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:33Every action
00:39:35has an equal
00:39:36an opposite
00:39:38reaction.
00:39:39Oh!
00:39:41All right.
00:39:42Come on.
00:39:43What better party do you get to?
00:39:46Fine.
00:39:48I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:51You know,
00:39:53for a second there,
00:39:54I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:39:58when I saw you guys walking away
00:39:59together.
00:40:01Really?
00:40:05You know, that walking steroid,
00:40:08he's not even close to my type.
00:40:10So,
00:40:11who is?
00:40:16You're...
00:40:19You are not going to believe
00:40:24who I'm into.
00:40:27It's crazy.
00:40:29What?
00:40:29It's so funny.
00:40:31Who is it?
00:40:36Oh, my mom just got back
00:40:37from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:40She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:42You should come.
00:40:42My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:44No, I can't.
00:40:46I have to change for that party.
00:40:48Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:49High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:52Finally find a dress
00:40:53that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:55She just designed this dress
00:40:57for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:40:59You could probably borrow that.
00:41:00If you're into that.
00:41:02She wore it like once.
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:05Or if not.
00:41:06I mean,
00:41:07if you're into it.
00:41:08Really?
00:41:11Uh,
00:41:13yeah.
00:41:13I mean,
00:41:13our proton's positive.
00:41:15Right?
00:41:16Get it?
00:41:17Oh, yeah.
00:41:18Cool.
00:41:19Go away the way.
00:41:19Okay.
00:41:24Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:28Come on.
00:41:29I need an answer.
00:41:33Should I?
00:41:48Mia.
00:41:52Look.
00:41:57Wow.
00:41:59Well,
00:42:00it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:02You have to tell her
00:42:03to buy that boutique
00:42:03on Main Street
00:42:04because her designs
00:42:05are going to be famous.
00:42:07What?
00:42:08Are you like a psychic
00:42:09or something?
00:42:09No,
00:42:10I'm future girl,
00:42:11remember?
00:42:12Right.
00:42:13Um,
00:42:14also,
00:42:14you've got to enjoy
00:42:15the early 2000s
00:42:16because the 2020s
00:42:17are freaking rough,
00:42:19dude.
00:42:20Well,
00:42:20if I die by then,
00:42:22just blink twice
00:42:23so I can skip finals.
00:42:35Okay,
00:42:36future girl,
00:42:36if you really know
00:42:37everything that's going to happen,
00:42:39who shows up first?
00:42:41I actually have no idea.
00:42:48Hey,
00:42:49ConCon.
00:42:50You're Sasquatch.
00:42:52I'm here,
00:42:53so your party's not the total best.
00:42:55And,
00:42:56I brought party favors.
00:42:58Everyone's already done.
00:42:59We'll study in on the way over.
00:43:27I tried to stop her,
00:43:28but she's like a crazier Regina George
00:43:30with worse highlights.
00:43:32So cute.
00:43:33Oh,
00:43:34on page four,
00:43:34there's a great Polaroid
00:43:35that I took of Mia
00:43:36wedding herself
00:43:37in sixth grade.
00:43:38Yeah.
00:43:39Page four.
00:43:40She fed all my worst moments
00:43:42into a little pink book.
00:43:46Hey.
00:43:47Hey.
00:43:49I like your big tails
00:43:50and everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:54This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:58Actually,
00:44:00it does.
00:44:04Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:06Um,
00:44:07yeah,
00:44:08that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:09Do you really want your prom queen
00:44:11to be a girl
00:44:12who makes out
00:44:13with her in-seat posters?
00:44:15See page seven.
00:44:15As long as it's not you,
00:44:17I'm good.
00:44:19Are you blind?
00:44:20She's been fugly since birth
00:44:22and now everybody knows it.
00:44:24You know,
00:44:25a year ago,
00:44:26this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:29But,
00:44:29now I know everything in here
00:44:31made me
00:44:32who I am today.
00:44:36So go ahead.
00:44:38Read away.
00:44:39I have nothing to hide.
00:44:41Unlike you.
00:44:42If you keep messing with me,
00:44:43I'll just expose you
00:44:44for all the horrible things
00:44:45you've done.
00:44:45You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:48What about
00:44:48what you did
00:44:50with the ninth grade
00:44:50basketball team
00:44:51on the field trip?
00:44:53What?
00:44:55I...
00:44:56Nobody knows about that.
00:44:58Just wait till Facebook.
00:45:00Facebook?
00:45:01What?
00:45:01Okay,
00:45:01English much?
00:45:02You know,
00:45:03this little tough girl act
00:45:04is cute and all,
00:45:05but the only one
00:45:07getting exposed today
00:45:08is you.
00:45:18What are you hiding
00:45:19back there, Mia?
00:45:20Your couch potato food.
00:45:22Yeah,
00:45:23show us
00:45:23your stressed out
00:45:24brain pain.
00:45:25That is way too far,
00:45:27Jessica.
00:45:28My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:29And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:31Honestly,
00:45:32I was helping.
00:45:33Hey,
00:45:34you're beautiful, Mia,
00:45:35and you know it.
00:45:36It's okay.
00:45:37I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:43Jessica,
00:45:44you think
00:45:45being prom queen
00:45:46is all about looks,
00:45:47right?
00:45:49High school bucket list
00:45:51item number 12.
00:45:52Go on it
00:45:53while you've got it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:09No,
00:46:09you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:10Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:11So somebody.
00:46:14Holy shit,
00:46:15Mia.
00:46:16Woo!
00:46:17Yes!
00:46:17Yes,
00:46:18Mia!
00:46:18Okay,
00:46:18Mia!
00:46:19Doesn't suck
00:46:20having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:22Wow.
00:46:23Look at you
00:46:24pretending to be
00:46:25hot and popular.
00:46:26FYI,
00:46:27you will never
00:46:28be like us.
00:46:29You will never
00:46:29live like us.
00:46:31No,
00:46:31I want to live better.
00:46:33How about again?
00:46:35Truth or dare?
00:46:36I dare you all
00:46:37to strip something off.
00:46:43High school bucket list
00:46:44item number 13.
00:46:46Find someone
00:46:47who's just as crazy
00:46:48as you.
00:46:50Who cares
00:46:51if they stripped?
00:46:52Anyone can do that.
00:46:53I can do it.
00:46:54And I bet
00:46:55I can do it
00:46:56even better.
00:47:07fine.
00:47:08Let those
00:47:09mouth-leaders
00:47:09have a
00:47:10dumbass party.
00:47:11Bye,
00:47:12Jess.
00:47:16Ugh!
00:47:18Even her
00:47:18alcohol
00:47:19tastes like
00:47:19trash!
00:47:20Ash!
00:47:45Oh!
00:47:46Ah, my wrist!
00:47:47I think I sprained it hey hey hey hey she's not waking up she needs help
00:47:56someone at least get me some ice now don't make me ask again bitches
00:48:02you can't quit on me right now yeah not before I tell you that
00:48:11yeah I've always yeah hey hey me are you okay yeah Jessica thought attempted
00:48:23murder would be a fun party game okay I was trying to recycle how would I know
00:48:29her giant head would get in the way I didn't see that coming okay hey party's
00:48:42over everyone out you heard him go get out
00:49:01thank you for saving my life I'm just glad you're okay for the record you look
00:49:10like a total smoke show in that bathing suit
00:49:17what's wrong just never gets better better at what her bullying just gets worse
00:49:26and worse and somehow she still ends up with you
00:49:32I would never date Jessica Connor seriously stop don't make promises you can't keep
00:49:41you know the girl I actually do like she I know she's a genius you're getting your
00:49:49grades up for her it's really cool get some rest I'll be in the guest room
00:49:55Connor Connor can you stay with me
00:50:17you're the genius dummy I'm doing this all for you
00:50:51you have a beautiful noise
00:50:55you scared me
00:50:58god no I don't I like to sing when I'm busy or bored so it's never around anyone which is
00:51:06good
00:51:07I'm not just anyone
00:51:13what is all this
00:51:17well you know the tradition
00:51:19senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class
00:51:23you want to help me wrap
00:51:26Mia this is amazing
00:51:28no one else would do this for their class
00:51:33I've never met anyone like you
00:51:37not yet anyway
00:51:42so eight ball girl
00:51:45what's future me like
00:51:48don't tell me I'm a dipshit
00:51:49no you're not
00:51:51don't even look I know you're not
00:51:55you're
00:51:56you're actually super successful
00:51:59really smart
00:52:02kind
00:52:07you're pretty perfect
00:52:14no wonder I was in love
00:52:22hold up who did you say you're in love with
00:52:24no one
00:52:27I meant that I was in love with being from the future
00:52:34because now I know all of these is awesome
00:52:38yeah
00:52:40so so who do I get married to
00:52:44Jessica Alba
00:52:46so you gotta get over that Britney crash because things get complicated
00:52:52okay
00:52:53you know I can actually uh read the future also
00:52:57really
00:52:57you know what I see in our future
00:53:04will you come to my basketball finals
00:53:08I'd love to
00:53:10question
00:53:11are you going to invite your dad
00:53:14I'm sure he will come to other games he's busy
00:53:20he's waiting for me to get into the NBA
00:53:22wait wait
00:53:25Connor
00:53:27your dad
00:53:28enough about my dad
00:53:29actually come on
00:53:30you don't want to be late
00:53:32okay
00:53:48everyone's going to love these
00:53:48Mia
00:53:49this will win you crazy votes
00:53:51sure
00:53:53but
00:53:56I also just wanted to do something nice
00:53:58because in a few months we will all go our separate ways
00:54:04and who knows what'll happen then
00:54:05right
00:54:11graduate in style besties
00:54:14oh you're too late butterbees
00:54:46the class loved my gifts so much
00:54:48goodwill hand-me-downs too
00:54:52besties
00:54:54you don't even know their names
00:54:57of course I do
00:54:59well the hot ones
00:55:01the rest are freaks not people
00:55:04but hey money talks right
00:55:05even to losers with social rabies
00:55:10well come on now let's see what you got
00:55:21look trailer trash barbie got you all toy cars
00:55:26thank you
00:55:27I got some gucci earrings
00:55:35at least my gifts mean something
00:55:38um they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen
00:55:43but you can't because you're a nobody Mia
00:55:47do you want to try saying that again
00:55:49relax Jack Bauer
00:55:52brutal honesty is an act of love
00:55:55and I love all my subjects
00:55:58leaving you look
00:56:18omg you're twin
00:56:29marge simpson hair pancake face
00:56:32kool-aid body I mean it's perfect
00:56:34oh and con con here is your gift only the best for the basketball captain
00:56:42I don't want anything from you
00:56:45not even a brand new limited edition ps2
00:56:53no matter what I do
00:56:55this always gets away from Queen Connor
00:56:58what am I even doing here
00:57:03bribes aren't my thing maybe you should ask principal davis though he might be down
00:57:10hey Mia wait
00:57:11hey Mia wait
00:57:12hand out the gifts that you brought
00:57:14they're special
00:57:16not because they're expensive or fancy but because they're from you
00:57:19no no no I know they're stupid
00:57:22and she she won this one so let's just go
00:57:25just trust me
00:57:27they're gonna love them
00:57:29hey you guys
00:57:30Mia has gifts for all of you and you're gonna love them
00:58:01so I know these aren't
00:58:04coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:14Mia, what did you do?
00:58:19How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:24I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:27But you should.
00:58:29You're more talented than you know.
00:58:32You just need a cool artist's name, like Banksy.
00:58:48You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:50Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:57That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:02Be Jordan.
00:59:05Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:08I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:13Just wait a few years.
00:59:15You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:19Um, you deserve it.
00:59:25Everybody shut up!
00:59:27Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:30Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:33I got one for you too.
00:59:41Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:54Hey, um.
00:59:58This one's for you.
01:00:08Mia, I
01:00:13Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:17This is the first lure he ever bought me
01:00:20How did you find
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:27It's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:29Do everything with your dad
01:00:32While you can
01:00:35You'll never get this time back
01:00:39Thank you
01:00:43Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:00:45Hey, no
01:00:46Just tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:00:48Promise me
01:00:50That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:52That's all I want
01:01:04For you
01:01:06I'll do it
01:01:11Congrats
01:01:12Looks like you went over the class
01:01:15Now what?
01:01:19It's time we step out of the shadows
01:01:24Hey everyone
01:01:26Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:01:31Boycotting Jessica's prom queens
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:04What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:09Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:12We're taking a stand
01:02:14We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:18No plastics for prom
01:02:20No plastics for prom
01:02:22You all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:25Worshipped?
01:02:29They were terrified of you
01:02:30It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:33But now, we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:37Woo!
01:02:39Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of Rejects
01:02:43Let's hear your voice
01:02:48Attention, everyone!
01:02:51America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins
01:02:55Just volunteered
01:02:57To sing the national anthem
01:03:00In front of the whole school
01:03:16Come on, Mia
01:03:18We're all waiting
01:03:21Hey
01:03:23Hey, yes you can
01:03:25Show them all what you can do
01:03:28All of them
01:03:32No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:34Yes
01:03:35Just don't look at them
01:03:37Look at me
01:03:39I believe in you, Mia
01:03:41Get your camcorder, buddy
01:03:42This is going to be legendary
01:03:46I believe in you
01:03:52High school bucket list
01:03:54Item number 14
01:03:55Live your Beyonce dance
01:04:02Hi, everyone
01:04:04Please rise
01:04:27Just look at me
01:04:28Just look at me
01:04:37Oh, say can you see
01:04:42By the dawn's early light
01:04:48What so proudly we hailed
01:04:54At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:59Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:05Through the perilous fight
01:05:10O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:14Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:19And the rocket's red glare
01:05:24The bombs bursting in air
01:05:29Gave proof through the night
01:05:34That our flag was still there
01:05:38Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:51O'er the land of the free
01:05:57And the home of the brave
01:06:17Give it up for Mia
01:06:19This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:24See, everyone loves you, Mia
01:06:43If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:46Yeah
01:06:46Plus I like kissing you
01:06:48What were you saying?
01:06:50Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:51I just thought I'm really
01:06:56Shit, that's my dad
01:07:04What is he doing here?
01:07:05He never comes to my games
01:07:06What if I fuck up?
01:07:08Hey
01:07:08Connor, you're going to be fine
01:07:12This is the big game
01:07:14Mia
01:07:15This is the only game he cares about
01:07:17Hey, look at me
01:07:19I already know what happens
01:07:20Remember?
01:07:23Listen
01:07:24In the last moment
01:07:25Take that three-pointer
01:07:27It'll seem impossible
01:07:29But trust me
01:07:37And here we go, everyone
01:07:39The big championship game
01:07:40The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons
01:07:43For the big one
01:07:44Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:45Let's begin
01:08:13And ten seconds left
01:08:15Mookie is down two points
01:08:17And Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:34He's going to risk it all on a three-pointer
01:08:36And there he goes
01:08:41Yes, he scores
01:08:42The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4449-48
01:08:46And they win the game
01:08:57Let's go
01:08:59First an A
01:09:01And now this
01:09:04Expect me
01:09:05At all your college games
01:09:07Con
01:09:07Really?
01:09:09Really
01:09:11I'm sorry
01:09:12For missing out on this
01:09:15And on you
01:09:20I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:23Looks like you got a fan
01:09:25Who feels the same
01:09:27Congratulations
01:09:28Yeah
01:09:32You were right about everything
01:09:35Am I being pumped?
01:09:38Pipply mouth
01:09:39Weether isn't going to steal ConCon
01:09:41And my crown
01:09:43We will take her down
01:09:45We'll dance
01:09:45For good
01:09:47I'm going because of you
01:09:48No, no
01:09:49He won because of you
01:09:51I just gave you a little hint
01:09:54But I do accept payment
01:09:56And kisses
01:09:59I could do a lot better than that
01:10:11Wait
01:10:13Should we be doing this?
01:10:16I mean, what about your crush
01:10:17The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:19It's you, Mia
01:10:21It always has been
01:10:25Holy circuits
01:10:27Holy circuits
01:11:15Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:19You're staring again.
01:11:23Five more minutes.
01:11:25You're kind of distracting.
01:11:29Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:33I can't, I have a chem test.
01:11:35This was your chem test, and you passed with flying colors.
01:11:45Okay, say we do skip classes.
01:11:51And what about prom tonight?
01:11:54Hmm?
01:11:56Oh, you still wanted to go to the-
01:12:00I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:02Oh my gosh.
01:12:03You're never gonna let that go.
01:12:08It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:11How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:16Well, cause I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:19What?
01:12:20What?
01:12:21Yeah.
01:12:22I actually like the frizzy hair.
01:12:24And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:27No you didn't.
01:12:28Yeah.
01:12:29It's so hot.
01:12:34Okay, so, hurry up and ask me though.
01:12:38Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:40Yes, please.
01:12:40Oh, well I gotta do it properly.
01:12:45Mia Watkins, will you officially be my prom date and my girlfriend?
01:13:03Yes, I will go with you and I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:13Come on.
01:13:15Let's go win that crown.
01:13:16Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:19Oh.
01:13:19Come on.
01:13:23I am gonna give you the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:28Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:32Maybe she's going to.
01:13:34I don't know.
01:13:35You won big at the game.
01:13:38Maybe she's given her.
01:13:42No.
01:13:45She won't.
01:13:50I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:55I'm sorry, say it again.
01:13:59Okay.
01:14:00This is gonna sound insane.
01:14:02Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:09I'm from the future.
01:14:19Okay.
01:14:21Yeah, the future.
01:14:22Cool.
01:14:24Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:25Are you gonna like call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:30No.
01:14:31You're not.
01:14:32Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar.
01:14:36If you say you're from the future, I believe you.
01:14:45Okay, look.
01:14:46There be the future's too.
01:14:48How does Lost Island?
01:14:49Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:51Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:54Uh, Lance does come out.
01:14:56And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:58Wow.
01:14:59The future's possible.
01:15:01You have no idea.
01:15:02But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05I'm sorry.
01:15:07So will you help me?
01:15:09Stop.
01:15:10Stop.
01:15:11Stop.
01:15:12I'm in.
01:15:13But before we close the whole mouth, that is Jess.
01:15:17Okay.
01:15:19Let's go.
01:15:22Let's go.
01:15:45You look like a queen.
01:15:48Thanks.
01:15:50Hope they're alone.
01:16:06Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:17You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:23Yay!
01:16:27Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:29Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:32We're going down Watkins.
01:16:35Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:48Oh, Hong Kong.
01:16:49You look so good.
01:16:51Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:53Oh, thanks.
01:16:54FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:59Oh, my God.
01:17:01Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:02I don't...
01:17:03I...
01:17:03I want Mia.
01:17:05Ugh!
01:17:06But I want you.
01:17:07We are perfect together.
01:17:09Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:13Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:16Con Con, think about your future.
01:17:20My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:23Maybe.
01:17:24It could be.
01:17:25If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:31You can be better than this, Jessica.
01:17:38I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:49Just...
01:17:51Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:57It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:05I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:15Ugh!
01:18:19Good try.
01:18:22Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:25I think it's cracking.
01:18:29I don't know, but just go get them!
01:18:32Hurry!
01:18:33They are dying!
01:18:55Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen!
01:19:01Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:05Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:11And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver!
01:19:36While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:43Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:47I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:54I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:06Hi.
01:20:09I shouldn't be here.
01:20:12That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:16I wasn't good enough.
01:20:19I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:20I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:23I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:24But I'm here now.
01:20:29And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:32The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:39You're not.
01:20:52All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:56Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:03And your 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:14Jessica Hart!
01:21:15Jessica Hart!
01:21:20I'm so sorry.
01:21:22It's okay.
01:21:23This is your moment.
01:21:25You earned it.
01:21:29I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:37Smile, King.
01:21:38It's for the yearbook.
01:21:43You were right.
01:21:45You saw it all.
01:21:50And you believed me.
01:21:54Out of the way, freak.
01:21:55This is for royalty only.
01:21:58Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:22:02Mia has something to say.
01:22:04I warned you.
01:22:09Come here.
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia?
01:22:15Mia?
01:22:16Mia Watkins?
01:22:17They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:20What?
01:22:21No!
01:22:22These are fake!
01:22:24Principal Davis, this is a set-up!
01:22:27Mia.
01:22:28Is this true?
01:22:29No.
01:22:30No.
01:22:31Actually...
01:22:33Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:36Okay.
01:22:38Mia...
01:22:39Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:41It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:43Fairly.
01:22:45But don't take it from me.
01:22:47Let's see.
01:22:48Show of hands.
01:22:49Who voted for Mia?
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:23:00Mia!
01:23:01They actually voted for me.
01:23:03I never doubted them.
01:23:06Or you...
01:23:14High school bucket list item number 15.
01:23:17Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:21The crown is mine!
01:23:23I'm the popular one!
01:23:25I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:29What more do you people want?!
01:23:49Jessica, first you cheated?
01:23:51Now you could've killed someone?
01:23:53This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:55Security!
01:23:56No!
01:23:57No, it was Mia!
01:23:58Mia!
01:23:59She...
01:23:59She knows things.
01:24:01She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:03I swear!
01:24:04Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:05I want thether vampire girl.
01:24:06No!
01:24:10The crown!
01:24:12The whole...
01:24:16No!osong!
01:24:16She's so
01:24:17crazy! That's nothing
01:24:20for Mia! Help me.
01:24:21You'll get
01:24:21it in a few years. No! NO!
01:24:23THIS ISN'T
01:24:23RIGHT!
01:24:25You suck!
01:24:26Look! You're cheating!
01:24:30Curse on you, queen, bitch!
01:24:35Here. Take this.
01:24:39No, I can't take that. Yes. I want you to.
01:24:44Really, no matter when or where you are,
01:24:47you can find me. Time traveling, nerd.
01:24:53Here.
01:25:07Okay.
01:25:07Mia, hey.
01:25:08Mia.
01:25:12You okay?
01:25:13I can't.
01:25:15What happened?
01:25:23You tricked and fell. You all right?
01:25:27Yeah.
01:25:33Where's Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica?
01:25:36Jessica?
01:25:37Jessica Hart?
01:25:40I don't know. She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:43Remember? She got arrested at prom.
01:25:45I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:48Whoa.
01:25:52Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:59But that's all in the past.
01:26:01I want to focus on the future.
01:26:04You know, Watkins,
01:26:06since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:09I loved you.
01:26:12You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:22And from our wild study sessions,
01:26:24to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:30to taking on the whole world,
01:26:31to taking on the whole world,
01:26:31I couldn't ask for a better nerd
01:26:35to be my partner.
01:26:40Me a Watkins.
01:26:44Will you marry me?
01:26:46Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:58I can't believe this is happening.
01:27:01You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:03You didn't see this coming?
01:27:05Yeah.
01:27:07Us getting engaged?
01:27:09No.
01:27:10Not in a million years.
01:27:12But hey, I guess,
01:27:15some things,
01:27:16you never see coming.
01:27:19I always knew.
01:27:24Yeah!
01:27:26Woo!
01:27:27Woo!
01:27:30Woo!
01:27:31Woo!
01:27:34And no one
01:27:36makes me feel like you do.
01:27:39And no one
01:27:41sets my body on fire.
01:27:44No one
01:27:46gives me shivers like you.
01:27:51Oh, no one does it, baby.
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