00:00Previously, Unheated Rattler.
00:01Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:14Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:53You don't know what I'm doing in the world.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're born today.
01:02I'm super.
01:04You can stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:24You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go
01:43I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
01:55Good job, give you a hand
01:58A golden star, you think you're clever
02:02Good God, she took her brave
02:06Made her escape
02:07When she made her
02:11You get lost forever
02:15You get lost forever
02:19You get lost forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27You think I'm pretty
02:39You think I'm pretty
02:42You think I'm pretty
02:47I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:51I really hope you're gonna get out soon
03:01I just wanna get out soon
03:03I'm pretty
03:03I'm pretty
03:05Wasn't a night
03:06You?
03:09I almost
03:10She was
03:11Caught
03:11up
03:11An
03:12You
03:13I
03:13You washed up the river and you're standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my heart
03:25You're stand-
03:35You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty
03:38You say it's scary, I'm not as people do
03:42There's the real world, honey, oh
03:45In spite of everything, I guess there's just no tip
03:51Nice drive, now get out of the way
03:54Good job, just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya, you wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya
04:06Nice drive, get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back
04:28I think you mean fucks with, buddy
04:31I fucking mean what I mean
04:32You're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston, you wanna see?
04:39No, thanks
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus
04:42Yeah, maybe they'll be weird somewhere else
04:45I'm not even that much
04:47Whatever you need, Captain
04:49Hey, Hollander
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in the next time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated and nuanced game
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Elia Rosanoff has been on a tear lately
05:11He had a hat trick last week
05:13And he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race
05:15Wanna know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me
05:18Thanks, guys
05:19You're welcome
05:24I'll see you guys
05:25I'll see you in the next time
05:26Bye
05:28Bye
05:29Bye
05:30Bye
05:32Bye
05:33Bye
05:38Bye
05:39Bye
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39Such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Oh, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Sure.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55You can smell the cigarettes from here.
08:57I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22You still want?
09:24It's double.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:44He's okay.
10:55Oh, shit, Rose.
10:59Is he okay?
11:12Oh, my God.
11:28Oh, my God.
11:30He's okay.
11:45Oh, my God.
11:48Oh, my God.
11:56Oh, my God.
11:57Oh, my God.
11:59Oh, my God.
11:59Oh, my God.
12:06Oh, my God.
12:14Oh, my God.
12:27Shut up.
12:32I wish I would know, okay?
12:57You killed me, Wunder. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:26I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy they're in Russia.
13:42Mmm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Bronze medal?
14:11Fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Brosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:31Okay.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:53and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing end to a promising year for the Russian Mets hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rozenov,
15:07chosen as his country's captain.
15:36All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:39Boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42Be nice, they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44I mean, did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56So you would say this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver Vani, don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, that's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Just vote for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Fucking hell, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:41Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:53Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:24Fuck.
18:36You have to meet me.
18:38Yes, my brother.
18:41You have to meet me.
18:45Yes, my brother.
18:54You have to meet me.
18:57...
18:58...
18:58...
18:59...
19:00...
19:00...
19:00...
19:00...
19:00...
19:01...
19:02But he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do it?
19:05Do you not regret it?
19:06Not regret it, father.
19:07But not so much.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to prove the hopes you showed up in the childhood.
19:20I'm playing better than when I was.
19:23Our team is damaged.
19:25The team is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What's that for American absurd?
19:29What's that for?
19:29The team is playing.
19:31You, captain, you make them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from the childhood.
19:42Who's to get you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She doesn't know how to do this.
19:53No, father.
19:56My mother died.
20:00You remember?
20:03You remember?
20:04I was in your case.
20:07Where's Polina?
20:09Where's Polina?
20:10In Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:17We need to go.
20:20Where's Polina?
20:24Where's Polina?
20:25Where's Polina?
20:25Where's Polina?
20:26Where's Polina?
20:26Of course.
20:27Of course.
20:28We need to go.
20:29We need to go.
20:30Let's go.
21:04Let's go.
21:31Я хочу выпить.
21:33Ну, не видимо, у меня есть что-то поинтереснее.
21:52Давненький, а я...
21:58Давненько, Саша.
22:04Я думаю, ты неплохо играл.
22:07Я буду сказать спасибо, но я знаю, что ты не смотрел ни одной игры.
22:10Для того, кто всю жизнь был сыном тренера по хоккею, ты умудрился от этого избежать.
22:16Я иногда обращаю внимание.
22:19Когда есть, на что стоит обращать внимание.
22:22В любом случае, это не имеет значения для тебя.
22:25Не имеет?
22:27Почему ты так решила?
22:28Мой отец...
22:29Мой отец, сволочь, который в любом случае тебя накажет.
22:32Тебе надо перестать волноваться о том, что он думает.
22:36И плевать на эти дурацкие игры, когда у тебя есть реальный шанс на кубок в этом году.
22:42Правда?
22:42Да, правда.
22:44Хантри и адмиры не пройдут через Нью-Джерси.
22:46Нью-Джерси не пройдет через Холланда и Монреаль.
22:50Я думаю, что в этом году ты сможешь победить Монреаль.
22:53В этом году?
22:54Да, в этом году.
22:55Потому что я думаю, что Митко травмирован.
23:00Откуда ты все это знаешь?
23:02Она экстрессанс.
23:04А с травмированным братарем далеко не уедешь.
23:07Как вы тут с командой довольно неплохо показали.
23:11Слушай.
23:13Это восток, а потом ты сможешь победить...
23:15Ты сможешь победить кого угодно на Западе.
23:18На Чикаго.
23:19Не то, что раньше.
23:21В финале, скорее всего, окажется Сан-Франциско.
23:24И они хороши, но слишком молоды.
23:28Так ты и выиграешь кубок сцены на год раньше, чем я поспорила с отцом.
23:36Нет, спасибо. Мне пора спать.
23:38Мне завтра нужно идеально выглядеть.
23:41Ты всегда идеально выглядишь.
23:43Верно.
23:44Но вам нужно еще договориться.
23:48Увидимся после мига.
23:51Пока, папа.
23:57Ну что?
24:00Как пари, Саша?
24:03Вау, там классно.
24:06Я просто обожаю это место.
24:10Клубы, это малбашки.
24:14Девушки, просто прелесть.
24:18А мальчики...
24:19Ну, ты же видел французских парней.
24:25Да, Илья?
24:32Боже, вообще ничего.
24:37Ты не ухоешь, как они.
24:41Не шутишь.
24:43Не фартуешь в ответ.
24:45Девушки, просто прелесть.
24:49Раньше...
24:51Тебе было веселее.
24:56Помнишь.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was earlier. If you remember, don't change me.
25:21We're the children, Sash.
25:25Yes, it's true.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:39No.
25:54Okay.
25:55Okay.
26:06I was happy to see you.
26:22Okay.
26:24What happens here?
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to give away.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have gum, Eddie.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Oh, stop.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:03Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need Drew Wren.
27:39Here.
27:40Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there, but I want to hear
27:48our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cap.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:34You ain't Rosanoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But, he's very good at hockey.
28:40The best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:44Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russia.
28:49Now that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Ilya Rosanoff.
28:56Ah, the captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in blocked shots.
29:02In shots he ends.
29:03And obviously...
29:03The top of the city.
29:07Imagine that, Lamar!
29:10Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:31I'm literally hungry as fuck.
29:37Well, nice watch.
29:38I gave this to you for free.
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
30:00But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:07Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
31:15Well...
31:17But what?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:59Maybe as nicely.
32:07Hmm?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:33Please.
32:44No.
32:48What?
32:50No.
32:53We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring
32:58party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will
33:08maybe, maybe, do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:38Genetic.
33:39Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:11Good luck tonight.
34:25I'll draw the line.
34:26How many of these positions have been in place?
34:32Come grind up, huh?
34:35I'll draw the line.
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:07You're such an asshole.
35:49You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
36:17good now get on the bed
36:26this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:36touch yourself what show off for me i want to watch you
36:40you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:44i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:50no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me we will see
38:10i need
38:12what you know tell me
38:19you
38:25i need you
38:26i need you
38:42i need you
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean, why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to.
40:06It's home.
40:09Yeah.
40:11But I don't know.
40:13Is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah.
40:46Me too, I should have.
40:56So, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:09Hello, Hollander.
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