00:23Esta es una historia de amor.
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00:54Esta es una historia de amor.
01:29Esta es una historia de amor.
01:45Esta es una historia de amor.
02:15Esta es una historia de amor.
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12:28Gracias.
12:29There is a story.
12:31There is a story.
12:32There's a story in the Yorker with my name on it.
12:34And I need you to call me back.
12:35This is an emergency.
12:36For serious this time, call me back.
12:39Fuck.
12:41Fuck!
12:52my face.
12:53My face.
12:54my face.
12:56My face.
12:57Jesus jumping crackers.
12:58Why would you invite Hilton to your charity event at your home tonight?
13:04Because he wants to know who I am.
13:05But Lyndy will be there.
13:06And?
13:07I am sorry, am I the only one that remembers last year, the silent etc.
13:12en auction, en el pool incidente,
13:13y aún está serviendo alcohol este año, ¿verdad?
13:16¡Count me out!
13:17I'm sorry, I cannot watch.
13:20I don't think
13:22that my heart or my stomach
13:24can tolerate another interaction
13:26with him,
13:27but we are broke,
13:29and he is all we have.
13:31There are no more
13:33interested investors less
13:34with Hilton's kind of cash.
13:36You know what?
13:37Lindy and I are fine now.
13:38We're good, even,
13:40and we're renewing our vows.
13:42New year, new us.
13:43New us, yes.
13:43You said that last year.
13:44This year it's going to stick.
13:46You sleeping in the same bed?
13:47Yes.
13:48Just sleeping?
13:49Sleeping plus.
13:51Big plus?
13:52Small plus.
13:53It'd feel so much better
13:54if it was big.
13:55We're on the road to big,
13:56I promise you.
13:57Um, okay.
14:00Lindy, it's me.
14:01It's me calling you.
14:02Um, I'm not panicking,
14:03but just call me back
14:04before the party, okay?
14:05It's not an emergency,
14:06but it's an emergency.
14:08Oh, oh, oh, sorry, sorry.
14:09Um, my, uh,
14:11my polyp is gone.
14:12Yeah, but there's a hole
14:13in my heart now.
14:14Sounds like a case
14:15for the bard's guard.
14:16So I'll be unable
14:17to attend your party
14:18this evening.
14:19Our loss.
14:20Good luck, Richard.
14:45You're not Jackie.
14:46I'm Hill.
14:47Don't make me raise it.
14:48Through?
14:50I'm Professor Littlejohn,
14:51Jackie's professor.
14:52Did she leave
14:53for break already?
14:53Have I missed her?
14:54I hope not,
14:55because I'm her fucking ride.
14:56Jackie!
14:58Professor Littlejohn.
14:59Yeah, Lindy.
15:00You should call me Lindy.
15:01Oh, uh, Hill, uh,
15:03Professor Littlejohn
15:04is the reason that
15:05I'm here.
15:07Oh, you wrote
15:08that book she loves.
15:09I didn't read it.
15:10No offense.
15:11None taken.
15:11Jackie, I'm so glad
15:12I caught you.
15:13Can we talk?
15:15Yeah.
15:15Just real quick.
15:17Oh, you mean without me?
15:18I do.
15:19Oh.
15:19Is it okay?
15:20Oh, yeah.
15:21Is it rude?
15:21No offense,
15:22but sure.
15:23Okay.
15:23Let's just have it.
15:25Okay.
15:26Um,
15:28Have I done something wrong,
15:30Professor Littlejohn?
15:31Oh, no, no.
15:32Gosh, no.
15:33No, I have.
15:34I have.
15:36I, um,
15:38I need to tell you something.
15:39Uh,
15:43I loved your short story.
15:47Untitled on purpose.
15:48Yeah, that's the one.
15:49Yeah, I loved it.
15:50It was brilliant.
15:51Uh,
15:52the prose was incisive.
15:53Incisive.
15:54Oh, just the voice.
15:55Fresh.
15:56Distinguished.
15:57Rare.
15:58One that deserves the attention
16:00of the New York literati.
16:04I mean,
16:05that,
16:06that means the world to me,
16:07Professor Littlejohn.
16:08It's almost,
16:08it's almost Christmas
16:09and you're at my door
16:10complimenting my work.
16:11I,
16:11oh my gosh,
16:12I couldn't ask for a better gift.
16:13Okay, listen to me.
16:14Listen to me.
16:14Yes?
16:15You need to turn it into a novel
16:17right now.
16:20Now?
16:21Really?
16:21Really now.
16:23Mm-hmm.
16:23Um,
16:25I guess I could get started
16:26over the break.
16:27No,
16:27you need to take next semester off
16:28and just write.
16:30The whole
16:31semester.
16:32The whole semester.
16:33You just want to isolate
16:35and write
16:36while it's fresh,
16:37while it's here,
16:37while Untitled on Purpose
16:39is coursing through you,
16:41right?
16:41Yes,
16:42I feel it.
16:42Okay,
16:43so you need to isolate and write.
16:44Uh,
16:45no distractions,
16:46no internet,
16:46no novels,
16:47no magazines,
16:49no, uh,
16:49nothing.
16:50Right?
16:50Nothing.
16:51And just all winter long,
16:53a very,
16:53a room of one's own.
16:54Right.
16:55Wolf it.
16:55Right,
16:56Wolf it.
16:56Could you do that?
16:57Yes,
16:58well,
16:58well,
16:59how's dad?
16:59My Uncle Flip,
17:00he has a cabin
17:01back in Montana
17:02that's super isolated,
17:04a Walden pond isolated.
17:05That's perfect.
17:06Right?
17:06Yes,
17:07Jackie.
17:08Yeah.
17:09This has the potential
17:10to be your...
17:12My rainbow starts
17:13with black?
17:15No,
17:16Professor Little John,
17:17it,
17:17it couldn't.
17:18Jackie,
17:19I should know.
17:20My goal
17:21in life
17:23is to just write
17:24one,
17:25one great novel
17:26like you.
17:27That's all.
17:28So we're agreed.
17:30You're gonna isolate
17:31and write.
17:31Yes.
17:32All semester?
17:33All semester.
17:33You're going to Montana.
17:35Yes.
17:35Remember,
17:36no magazines.
17:37Right?
17:37None.
17:37You know what I need?
17:38Uh-uh.
17:39Just turn off the internet.
17:40Okay?
17:41I will unplug
17:42completely.
17:43Yes.
17:44Okay,
17:45hey,
17:45Merry Christmas.
17:46Merry Christmas
17:47to you too.
17:52Okay.
17:53That was some of that.
17:55I don't know.
17:57I'll just put it
17:57right here.
18:00Oh.
18:02Oh.
18:04Oh.
18:07Oh.
18:08Oh.
18:08Oh.
18:11Oh.
18:12Oh.
18:14Terry,
18:14thank Christ.
18:16Okay,
18:16listen,
18:16I...
18:18Mindsiding me
18:19with one short story
18:20published in the New Yorker
18:21over the last two decades
18:22gets you one.
18:23The fact that we've been friends
18:24for more than 20 years
18:25gets you another.
18:26And the other eight
18:27belong to Gillian Flynn.
18:28He continues to publish
18:29bestsellers,
18:30which brought me
18:31a classic six off the park.
18:33I didn't write the story.
18:34It's my students' work.
18:38My ex-emotional lover.
18:41Long story.
18:42I found the fucking story
18:44in my bag
18:44and thought it was mine
18:45and I...
18:45Why would I correct him,
18:47you know?
18:48He sent it in
18:51without my knowledge
18:52on my behalf
18:52because he,
18:53long story,
18:54adored me
18:55and thought I was capable
18:56of writing something
18:57great again.
18:58I'm taking a sabbatical
18:59from Wash U.
19:00I'm headed to the Grey House.
19:02Les and I
19:02are going to renew our vows.
19:04Long story.
19:05You're invited.
19:06I know you hate him.
19:07I did too.
19:08But he has a good dad
19:10and I'm committed
19:12to committing
19:12to my marriage.
19:13So,
19:14I cannot handle
19:16this shitstorm
19:17right now,
19:18which is sure,
19:19by the way,
19:20to tarnish your reputation
19:21as well.
19:22So if you want to keep
19:23that classic six,
19:24then can you please,
19:26please,
19:27fix this fucking mess
19:28so I can focus
19:29on my vows
19:30and my marriage
19:30like I promised?
19:32I hate you.
19:34I know.
19:35I hate me too.
19:37Thank you.
19:38No,
19:39you're not allowed
19:39to thank me.
19:45Oliver!
19:47Oliver!
19:47Oliver!
20:06Les has been calling.
20:07I've been texting.
20:08And I have been busy.
20:09Les needs you
20:10on best behavior tonight.
20:12Hilton Smith is attending.
20:14Condescending as always,
20:15Starla.
20:16And who?
20:18Necessary.
20:18And he is a big investor.
20:20You know,
20:20I thought the cover
20:21was on the pool last year,
20:23right?
20:23You know that.
20:24Great!
20:24You already picked up
20:25the first frame to me.
20:25I did.
20:26Yep.
20:27It's locked.
20:28I know.
20:30Is this another
20:30party protest?
20:31No.
20:32Hilton is here in five.
20:33Starla.
20:34Your dress is upstairs.
20:35I need you inside.
20:35Now.
20:36What dress?
20:37Les had me assess
20:38your wardrobe situation
20:39and we both agreed
20:40that the only option
20:40was to outsource
20:41an upgrade.
20:43Insulting.
20:44And what if I hate it?
20:46Your futures
20:46are on the line.
20:48He said to me,
20:49quote,
20:50no new year
20:50knew us
20:51without new money.
20:52Unquote.
20:53So please,
20:54just move.
20:55Get out of the car.
20:57Now!
20:59Goodbye, Starla.
21:01I will have
21:02the valet
21:02physically remove you.
21:05I need a minute!
21:07One minute!
21:11We need a Hulk out front.
21:13Stat.
21:16We need a Hulk out front.
21:27We need a Hulk out front.
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21:36We need a Hulk out front.
21:36We need a Hulk out front.
21:37We need a Hulk out front.
21:38We need a Hulk out front.
21:39We need a Hulk out front.
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30:16¿Lindy?
30:18¿Richy?
30:18Um,
30:21I made a mistake and I'm leaving less.
30:24Tonight.
30:25I hear the emotion in your voice and it's beautiful.
30:28I've been hoping for a Christmas miracle.
30:30Yeah, I'm going to go to Vermont.
30:32I'm going to go to the Grey House and I, um,
30:35could you, could you come with me?
30:37Where you finished your masterpiece.
30:39I'd be honored to be invited.
30:41A gift beyond measure.
30:42I have ten vacation days and one personal day bagged.
30:46Heart emoji.
30:49Let's meet at Mandy's diner at midnight.
30:51Heart emoji bag.
30:52I'll arrive with joy in my step and a light in my heart.
30:56Did you love my present?
30:58The fuck?
30:59Pardon?
30:59Yeah, I...
31:01I didn't have the heart to open it,
31:05so, um, I'll just bring it with me, okay?
31:08New year, new you, new us.
31:11Oh, is Vermont cold?
31:12I get...
31:35Everybody out in 30 minutes or Hulk is going to see me smash.
31:41Iceberg ahead, 30 clicks.
31:43Abandoned ship.
31:44Lady Tomato about to burst.
31:45Hey, hey, hey.
31:47Les promised me a minute.
31:51I'll give you 20.
32:10Excuse me?
32:13I thought the boots up my ass might start after the holidays.
32:17Martin signed the LOI ASAP, and Hilton turned on the money hose in good faith.
32:21I didn't sign.
32:22I'm a partner.
32:23Apparently not the important one.
32:26Oh, well, now I'm inspired, and I would like you to leave.
32:32A genius needs his space.
32:34Exactly.
32:35And I plan on being inspired throughout the holidays.
32:38I know this is a difficult transition period.
32:41I'll give you tonight.
32:43But I will be back tomorrow.
32:46Boots on the ground, Dr. Littlejohn.
32:53Fuck me.
32:57Fuck me.
33:08Fuck me.
33:12Fuck me.
33:32I don't have time.
33:37She what?
34:01You're old.
34:02Text me.
34:08Fuck you, too.
34:13Starla?
34:25Freezers off limits from now on till I say.
34:28I need to regroup.
34:29Where are you going?
34:31I'm leaving you.
34:33If anyone should be leaving anyone, I should be leaving you.
34:35How's that?
34:36For trying to sabotage my career?
34:38Think I don't know?
34:39Huh?
34:39You don't think Niels would call me for comment, Lindy?
34:42Scientific American, not TMZ.
34:44I'm a hoax, you know what?
34:46I'm threatened by a female scientist taking credit for my work.
34:49You mentioned Joan.
34:51I'm not a misogynist.
34:53I'm not intentionally.
34:54Oh?
34:55If anything, I'm an accidental misogynist.
34:56And I, too, blame the patriarchy for that.
34:58I never said misogynist.
35:00Why would you do this?
35:01Why?
35:02You know why.
35:04Is it about Gary and Meg?
35:06This is about you and our marriage and breaking the promise of Step 3, a grand gesture, and
35:14our daughter, who hates me, sucking the life out of me and my promising writing career.
35:19Career?
35:20Stop!
35:21It was one book in the early aughts.
35:24This is what you did.
35:25You basically, you turned in a book report on your fucked up family.
35:29You changed the names.
35:30You added a little bit of wry sarcasm.
35:32And then you called it fiction.
35:33And you got lucky.
35:35My rainbow starts with black.
35:37No shit.
35:38My book report and the subsequent Oscar-nominated film it's based on bought and paid for this
35:46extravagantly sad McMansion in this podunk red state town you forced us to move to so
35:53that you could try to be something other than Mr. Fucking Tomato Head.
35:57This is the last thing I need right now.
35:59Oh, my God.
36:00Yes.
36:00I'm so sorry.
36:02What is it you need right now?
36:03I need you.
36:05Yeah.
36:05I need your support.
36:06This is my last chance.
36:08You already got your prize.
36:11And in case you forgot, I was by your side for every fucking sentence.
36:17Every book signing.
36:18Every interview.
36:19I held your purse.
36:21I held my tongue.
36:22You know, I was there for the ride.
36:24And it wasn't always pleasant.
36:25You know, the roller coaster of insecurity and emotion was frankly fucking exhausting.
36:30I have paid that debt.
36:32I have been by your side for 15 years.
36:35You had flavor savor and it was insufferable.
36:42Still is.
36:43But I didn't get my moment in the spotlight like you did.
36:46I didn't get my prize.
36:48Swing and a miss.
36:50How is it my fault?
36:53How?
36:54My apologies.
36:55Forgive me for being ambitious.
36:57Coasting by on a one hit wonder isn't enough for me.
37:01Maybe you don't have another hit in you.
37:03Huh?
37:03Maybe you're one and done.
37:05Maybe your ego just won't let you read the room.
37:08I would rather be blinded by my ego than paralyzed by fear.
37:11That's me?
37:12That's what you think of me?
37:13Yeah.
37:13Because you haven't produced one goddamn sentence in 15 years.
37:17What kind of magic do you think you're suddenly going to find in your beloved gray house?
37:20Huh?
37:21With me by your side.
37:22Like an emotional support animal encouraging you, keeping you calm because, quote, I promised we'd return there one day, unquote.
37:30I mean, I am through being held emotionally hostage for your creative paralysis.
37:36And there it is, everyone.
37:39That's our show.
37:41Same line every time.
37:50This is the top secret thing you've been working on?
37:54Give me that.
37:55Give me that.
37:55A Tonka truck is not going to change the world, let alone agriculture as we know it.
38:01You have no idea what you're talking about.
38:02This is what you said to every female scientist that's ever had a better idea.
38:05You know, most men overcompensate with a big truck.
38:09It's nice to see yours to scale.
38:18What a gentleman.
38:19Oh, fuck.
38:21What?
38:22Oh, no, Lindy.
38:24What?
38:26What'd you do?
38:43Oh, God.
38:45Is she dead?
38:51Lindy.
38:53Say something.
38:54Are you alive?
38:57Oh, you're alive!
38:58Oh, no, you're alive!
39:01Fuck you!
39:02Fuck you!
39:05Fuck!
39:06Fuck!
39:35¡Gracias!
39:38¡Gracias!
40:08¡Gracias!
40:09¡Gracias!
40:11¡Gracias!
40:12Prichard, were you at my house?
40:14¡Lindy, wherefore art thou?
40:16¡Oh!
40:17I was in there. I was in the neighborhood.
40:20So, I think mom has had an emotional breakdown.
40:24No, no, no.
40:25So, hurricane Lindy is tracking.
40:26No, don't say that!
40:29I'm the villain.
40:33¡LINDY!
40:34Oh, fuck!
40:36Oh, Dios mío, yo he creado un pequeño monstruo.
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