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00:00:39Hello, one and all!
00:00:40Welcome to another episode of Dimension 20, City Council of Darkness.
00:00:44I'm your humble dungeon master, Bradley Mellion.
00:00:45With me, as always, are our intrepid heroes.
00:00:47Say hi, intrepid heroes.
00:00:48Good-bye, intrepid heroes.
00:00:51Last we left off, the going was getting here in Purpy, Oregon.
00:00:56Again, we stopped by Sweetie Pie's Exotic Dance Club, where we met Susan, the proprietor, Kelly, the exotic dancer, and
00:01:04Jeff, who was stalked back to the Granite Village trailer park by none of them, Darkness Man.
00:01:09With a hand over his mouth, Darkness Man got on to the tip that there might be some subterranean tunnels
00:01:16here in Purpy.
00:01:18Maybe they got built during the 70s.
00:01:21Our other friends headed off to the Dolly's down off of Main Street.
00:01:25Where is that?
00:01:25That's on Canal Street.
00:01:26To discover that a single spirit had escaped a mass drowning event at the Whitaker Silver Mine.
00:01:34Within that mine, many miners had drowned, and Nathaniel Hoggins had made his way out to only be trapped for
00:01:42some years in the broken talk box of a drive-thru at a Dolly's.
00:01:47Nathaniel, begging to know if he were at the Hand of Christ, was instead tormented by ruthless vampires until they
00:01:54eventually described to him that, in fact, he may well have been betrayed by a man that he referred to
00:02:01as Wallace Whitaker, the original owner of the Whitaker Silver Mine.
00:02:05Nathaniel rejoined his undead kin up outside of town at the old abandoned Silver Mine.
00:02:13And Zayt, dodging some cops on his motorcycle, made his way back to the Coterie's dwelling place where you ended
00:02:24your first night here in Purpy, discovering that Purpy and all these Airbnbs circulate around the Laurent Horror Festival.
00:02:32A celebration of horror literature held here in Purpy during May with noted local author Estelle Lorraine.
00:02:40A famous science fiction horror author notable for such titles as The Shimmering, That, Mary, Agony, The Nantucket Absolvement, Audience
00:02:56with the Sanguivore and the Sanguivore Durand, Allegory of the Farmhand, and many others.
00:03:02It is, by the way, the sun sets at 645 October and it will start setting earlier and earlier to
00:03:08your great advantage as winter draws near.
00:03:10So you're getting some more hours of activity while the town is bumping.
00:03:13It's 7.15, which means that actually most places are still open.
00:03:17About half the town closes at 8 p.m.
00:03:20Great.
00:03:20So you get about 45 minutes while most places are still open before it starts to get late night.
00:03:24Where we have to enter by going, sorry.
00:03:26Sorry.
00:03:26Sorry.
00:03:27Sorry.
00:03:28He's still open.
00:03:29He's still open.
00:03:29Sorry.
00:03:30You don't mind mopping again, do you?
00:03:32I'm so sorry.
00:03:33You guys split up and you guys headed to the university.
00:03:36Zaith and Mitch headed off to the interstate to look for this and found a sprawling subterranean government complex completely
00:03:47open and unlocked in the basement of a diner with a weird ladle and key on a railing.
00:03:54Led out to a massive series of crucibles, a giant portrait of a smiling Richard Nixon, and a subterranean radio
00:04:01tower where, having turned the key, the red glow diminishes, revealing a single footprint.
00:04:10We return to the university.
00:04:13Oh, wow.
00:04:14The car.
00:04:15Headed off to Perpe State University.
00:04:18Car.
00:04:18Car.
00:04:19Are you guys, oh, sorry.
00:04:20Two Lime Scooters.
00:04:21We're on two Lime Scooters, two per lunch.
00:04:24Two incredibly unmodern businessmen on two Lime Scooters.
00:04:29And it is spelled L-Y-M-E.
00:04:30And two, like, 19 to 22-year-olds.
00:04:34You arrive at the university where you see plenty of people out in the evening.
00:04:38It looks like some people are still hanging out a little bit post-dinner.
00:04:41The meal hall is kind of winding down.
00:04:43Here it's about 7.15.
00:04:44You see that they're sort of walking across the quad, moving throughout.
00:04:48Some people are headed down to Main Street or other places like that.
00:04:52A couple PSU signs around.
00:04:54To where do you go on your scooters?
00:04:56We said flyers, right?
00:04:57Yeah.
00:04:58So I'm thinking the library?
00:04:59Library.
00:05:00Bad child, I know.
00:05:01We'll have to be careful.
00:05:02Yeah, just, um, maybe handcuff me to you so I don't bolt down the zoology section.
00:05:09Checks out.
00:05:09Because I will.
00:05:11I will.
00:05:12What's the closest thing we have to handcuffs on us?
00:05:14Any zip ties?
00:05:15You know, I would just hold hands really tight.
00:05:19Zip ties.
00:05:20To a young woman.
00:05:21Bad child, is it alright if we just hold hands really tight?
00:05:24Yeah.
00:05:25Okay.
00:05:25I think it's maybe good if you go look at the zoology department.
00:05:29They will maybe have a local zoology situation.
00:05:31You can find some information out.
00:05:34Madeline, what good comes from that?
00:05:36Am I going to be able to practice zoology ever?
00:05:40Yes.
00:05:41No.
00:05:41Nocturnal zoology.
00:05:42No.
00:05:43Do you know the Henry Dorley Zoo and Aquarium is only open from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m.
00:05:47Wednesday
00:05:48through Saturday?
00:05:49And since you're a vampire, you won't be able to do that.
00:05:51Right now.
00:05:52You think they don't have night watchmen?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:54I don't want to do that.
00:05:55I want to do youth outreach at the zoo.
00:05:58They have sleepovers.
00:05:59Any youth outreach you do is a vampire for the kids who should be in bed.
00:06:03At the zoo.
00:06:03Sleepover at the zoo.
00:06:05The scouts.
00:06:05Yeah, I did that once.
00:06:06Okay, so I get one night a year of bliss.
00:06:11You're right.
00:06:13You're right.
00:06:15Okay, we got to keep you from that.
00:06:16Yes.
00:06:17Okay, tell me a toxic lure that I can never have, and that's why I've been grasping your
00:06:23hands all the time.
00:06:24Oh, wow.
00:06:25Okay.
00:06:25God damn.
00:06:26God damn, this hurts.
00:06:28Okay.
00:06:28Let's move.
00:06:29Let's go.
00:06:30I'm flying.
00:06:32The poster is just the blood, the crazy blood scene, and then it just says, movie night
00:06:42in Comic Sans.
00:06:43I have one of my skills is in crafts if I'm using canva.com, so I created the poster.
00:06:51Created a poster.
00:06:52It says movie night, and what does it say on it?
00:06:56Okay, we pick a date and a night, and it will start for sure at like 7.30 p.m.
00:07:02That's safe.
00:07:04Where?
00:07:05On campus, at the business center, and now we need to figure out how to host that later.
00:07:11Why don't we just try to do it at Mike's?
00:07:13You're right.
00:07:14I feel like, yeah, let's do it in the parking lot at Mike's.
00:07:18Great.
00:07:19And then, okay, okay, sorry, sorry.
00:07:21Patrick Bateman, cover in blood.
00:07:23Movie night, Comic Sans.
00:07:25It says, at Mike's, the bar, and then it says, business mixer to follow.
00:07:30Yes.
00:07:31Bring resumes.
00:07:32Bring resumes.
00:07:33Bring resumes.
00:07:34Can we have tabs at the bottom?
00:07:35But it looks like all have been ripped off because there's so much heat around it.
00:07:38You're a genius.
00:07:39Yeah, all these tabs with my phone number, and all of them have been ripped away but one.
00:07:44Great.
00:07:45You get one person purpose.
00:07:47Well, they don't really need to call me.
00:07:49It just needs to look like there's been some buzz.
00:07:51Yeah.
00:07:52You don't need to call them.
00:07:52Actually, should I rip off that last one?
00:07:54I don't want anyone to have my number.
00:07:55Yeah, I think we should just leave the phone number off.
00:07:57There's just a raw edge at the bottom of ripped.
00:07:59And then they can imagine how many tabs were there.
00:08:03In small writing, all right, there were 25 tabs at the bottom of this.
00:08:06Take one.
00:08:07Gotcha.
00:08:08You said there were 25 tabs at the bottom of this.
00:08:11Too late we printed it.
00:08:13Yeah, that is what we said.
00:08:14There were.
00:08:15Please take one.
00:08:16And if they're all gone, seems like it's going to be a smash hit.
00:08:19Go ahead, give me charisma, and I think performance or expression if there's one of those.
00:08:26Go ahead.
00:08:27And there's no phone number on any of these.
00:08:29They've all had all the phone numbers.
00:08:30All the phone numbers.
00:08:31But can I roll my dice in craft since I used Canva?
00:08:36You can use craft.
00:08:37You can use craft.
00:08:38I used Danva.
00:08:40I'm telling you right now, that is how specific it has to be to be able to use this.
00:08:45Wait, if you're using craft, I'm like geared up.
00:08:48Craft is my highest thing.
00:08:49Can I have help?
00:08:50Wait, two more help?
00:08:52Two more.
00:08:52You can add two more dice.
00:08:53You will need seven successes for this.
00:08:56What?
00:08:57For people to really be talking about it everywhere on campus?
00:09:02We have a fun time on this show.
00:09:06To add two more.
00:09:06I want everyone, we go around in real life, I want you to tell me about how many events
00:09:13prompted by a lone flyer you responded to in college.
00:09:17I accidentally went to a religious barbecue, and then they tried to bring me in, and I
00:09:23said no.
00:09:24Great.
00:09:24One.
00:09:24I was probably on the other side of the equation.
00:09:27That was an Easter egg hunt that I didn't go to because I knew it was religious.
00:09:32Great.
00:09:32I went to the founder of Wikipedia talking one time.
00:09:37Great.
00:09:38Same for me, but Scientology.
00:09:39Okay.
00:09:40Oh, wow.
00:09:40I went to quite a few.
00:09:43I went to agape latte several times.
00:09:45I went to a religious school, but I was also Catholic at the time.
00:09:48Went to a symposium on dreams.
00:09:51Murder mystery comedy show.
00:09:53Yeah.
00:09:54Stand-up open mic show.
00:09:55Flyers work.
00:09:56Actually, if it's in the world of what you would already like, like a man covered in blood
00:10:01looking in the mirror, you might go.
00:10:03My college improv group, we always sold out, and we always did just flyers.
00:10:06That's how we added flyers.
00:10:08Flyers, payers.
00:10:09Well, look at that.
00:10:10All right.
00:10:10Great.
00:10:10Let's search.
00:10:11Great.
00:10:11I will say, based on this survey.
00:10:14Yes.
00:10:14I think it's very different when you're at a university where the campus is New York
00:10:19City.
00:10:20Yes, exactly.
00:10:20Rather than you're the campus is the campus.
00:10:22Sure, sure, sure, sure.
00:10:23I guess that's very true.
00:10:24Everyone's going to go skip the lip.
00:10:26Well, hell, we're hosting at the place where you skip the lip anyway.
00:10:29Wow.
00:10:30Great.
00:10:30Wow, wow, wow.
00:10:31That's very true.
00:10:31Okay.
00:10:32I will say that you attract some manner of people on two successes.
00:10:36If you want it to be a barn burner, it's going to be four.
00:10:38Okay.
00:10:39You got that.
00:10:40You got that.
00:10:40That's easy.
00:10:41Come on.
00:10:43It's one, two, three.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:45We're going to whatever.
00:10:46Willpower.
00:10:47We're going to willpower.
00:10:48We just need one more.
00:10:50And we got three more.
00:10:53Ooh, baby.
00:10:54Okay.
00:10:54We got six.
00:10:55Six.
00:10:56All right.
00:10:56So you post these.
00:10:57You're walking around the campus posting up these flyers.
00:11:01I'm ripping off all the phone numbers.
00:11:03Yeah, that part I'm clear on.
00:11:05But you need to type them all out individually.
00:11:07Hey, Allie, I'm locked in on whether or not there's tabs of phone numbers.
00:11:11And you're not dropping any.
00:11:12There are no tabs left, Brendan.
00:11:14The phone numbers are gone.
00:11:16It's viral marketing.
00:11:16All of these.
00:11:17We've said that this is in the year 2025.
00:11:20All of these 18-year-olds don't even know why you would do that.
00:11:25It's the first flyer they've ever seen, and they're delighted by it.
00:11:27They're delighted by it.
00:11:27And they're like, tabs, where's the QR code?
00:11:31Why wouldn't I just immediately punch the number into my phone?
00:11:34All the tabs are gone.
00:11:37And then I get on my lines.
00:11:38There's really nothing to call about at all.
00:11:41Would you confirm you're invited to this open event?
00:11:46Yeah.
00:11:47In a parking lot.
00:11:49Thanks, please.
00:11:49It was an open event in a parking lot.
00:11:50Your character looks seeing you on a college campus, putting up posters to lure people somewhere.
00:11:55Yeah.
00:11:55And then riding away.
00:11:56Riding fully erect away.
00:11:58Yeah.
00:11:59You just look like an old prospect.
00:12:01How far away is this event?
00:12:03Oh, what do you guess?
00:12:04I'd say end of the week.
00:12:05Yeah.
00:12:06End of the week.
00:12:06Great.
00:12:06It's Sunday right now, so you'll do it on Friday.
00:12:08Great.
00:12:08Friday is a great night for a movie.
00:12:09I think so, too.
00:12:10Great.
00:12:11You start putting them up, and they're so well designed.
00:12:15Is there any indication about who is hosting this or if it is attached to an institution at all?
00:12:22We should put something business.
00:12:23Special guys.
00:12:24The puppy business.
00:12:25We should put Worthy Industries at the top.
00:12:26Yeah, yeah.
00:12:27Worthy Industries.
00:12:28Great.
00:12:29Worthy Industries presents movie night with business event to follow in the parking lot of Mike's.
00:12:33Great.
00:12:34Bring your resumes.
00:12:35Bring your resumes.
00:12:36Incredible.
00:12:38I love that.
00:12:39Woo.
00:12:40And you go around your Swedish.
00:12:41These flyers are going up no problem for Nadaline and Vespers.
00:12:46Is there anything that you guys are doing as Levante and H.J. are running around?
00:12:50You guys were partying with tech billionaires less than three days ago.
00:12:54Yes.
00:12:54I'm going to go get a very well-thumbed copy of the complete work of Keats out of the library,
00:13:02and then I'm going to go to the English department and read it very performatively, leaning against a wall.
00:13:09Give me charisma plus manipulation, and you can add your dice from-
00:13:14Great.
00:13:15So charisma plus manipulation plus awe?
00:13:17Yes.
00:13:19That's five.
00:13:21I might use a willpower to just really push it over the edge.
00:13:25Mm-hmm.
00:13:27Ooh, that's a seven.
00:13:29I did get a BCL failure, but I'm assuming that a seven passes.
00:13:34Seven successes.
00:13:35Unbelievable.
00:13:36Um, as you sit there reading, um, not a-
00:13:42Oh, not a Grecian urn.
00:13:43Oh, no.
00:13:45Oh!
00:13:46Seven is an overpowering success.
00:13:49The university is one of the places in town that actually is quite lovely.
00:13:54I mean, it's, you know, like, it's a lot of, like, drop ceilings with the foam tiles inside,
00:13:58but there's some nice stone work.
00:14:00It has some civic kind of loveless to it.
00:14:02There is a stone, a wide stone railing next to an overhang of jasmine that is outside the
00:14:10English department that actually has a little piece of old world poetry to it.
00:14:14Just a little bit.
00:14:16Great.
00:14:16I stand next to it like this as I'm reading.
00:14:19A subaudible hum of raw beauty and poetry reverberates out from you.
00:14:30On seven over successes, which is overpowering, everyone who passes notices you and instantly
00:14:38falls in love with you, but none dare approach you unless you determine that you are interested
00:14:44enough in them for them to approach you.
00:14:47It is the best version of how this could have happened.
00:14:50Great.
00:14:50I wait until there's the most, like, skinny, goth-looking boy that passes me, and I go,
00:14:56excuse me, do you know when Professor Laurent has her office hours?
00:15:00This Skrillex-looking, like, long hair, he's, like, 6'4", but totally stooped, like,
00:15:08his body shape is like a shepherd's crook, you know, just like...
00:15:12Six foot six, but also five foot ten.
00:15:13Yes, exactly.
00:15:14You see, he looks and says, huh?
00:15:17Professor Laurent?
00:15:19Hey.
00:15:20Hi.
00:15:21I'm Madeleine.
00:15:23What's your name?
00:15:24Stringy.
00:15:25That's so cool.
00:15:28Wow.
00:15:30Hey.
00:15:32Are you in the English department?
00:15:35I want to transfer.
00:15:37I came here to study zoology, but actually that turns out it's not interesting to me at all.
00:15:44Oh, yeah, no, I'm in the...
00:15:46I'm studying English as well.
00:15:48Professor Laurent is awesome.
00:15:50I took her class last year.
00:15:53She only teaches in the spring semester, but she sometimes is around, like, doing planning
00:16:00stuff for the festival here.
00:16:01Oh, great.
00:16:02Do you know where her office is?
00:16:04Professor Harmon's office, Val Harmon, she's one of the...
00:16:08She's the director of programming for the festival.
00:16:11So she has an office on campus.
00:16:14She might be...
00:16:15Sometimes she's here late if you wanted to go try to talk to her.
00:16:17Thank you.
00:16:17Yes.
00:16:17Can you show me?
00:16:18Yeah.
00:16:20And then, are you...
00:16:22Some of us are going over to Barnabas later.
00:16:25If you're like...
00:16:26What's Barnabas?
00:16:26Oh, Barnabas.
00:16:27It's...
00:16:28Oh, it's Patty Babcock's house over on Barnabas Street.
00:16:32Oh, yes, of course.
00:16:33Patty Babcock.
00:16:34Of course.
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:36How could I be so stupid?
00:16:37Yeah, it's just...
00:16:38Skip the lip.
00:16:39Hey, you skipped the lip.
00:16:41You already know the town.
00:16:42Whatever you need.
00:16:45Whatever you need.
00:16:46Great.
00:16:47He starts heading over to Professor Harmon's office.
00:16:50Batchild, what are you up to while this is going on?
00:16:52I think Batchild realizes that Madeline has this handled, and she wouldn't really have much
00:17:00to add to a social encounter anyway, so I think I'm just going to smush my face up against
00:17:06the window of the library and watch the students learn.
00:17:11Give me, if you would, give me an awareness and resolve role.
00:17:18Resolve plus awareness.
00:17:20And then I would like a charisma and stealth role.
00:17:25Okay.
00:17:26I have something with resolve.
00:17:28Not even watching, just smushing your face.
00:17:31Only looking for two successes here.
00:17:34Well, I'd have to beat my record.
00:17:36You can split the...
00:17:38Four.
00:17:39Okay, nice.
00:17:40You look in and see an actually really beautifully tended library here.
00:17:47You see the State University Library.
00:17:49It has those giant stacks, right?
00:17:52Those shelves that kind of sort of automated slide back and forth.
00:17:56You see there's clearly some kids that do the viral video of trying to run through the stacks
00:18:00before they close on you kind of thing.
00:18:02The biology and zoology section is by no means the largest in this space,
00:18:08but there is a healthy zoology section inside.
00:18:12It's there.
00:18:13There it is.
00:18:16Are you still holding it?
00:18:17I'm going to make a break for it.
00:18:20Hell yeah.
00:18:21You make a break for it.
00:18:22Go ahead and give me a charisma and stealth.
00:18:25Okay.
00:18:27Difficulty is three.
00:18:29So I do add two to stealth checks.
00:18:33I got three successes and a bestial failure.
00:18:37Three successes passes.
00:18:38That's okay.
00:18:39Okay.
00:18:39So you rush inside being unseen and zip into the zoology section.
00:18:46It's an incredible section of books.
00:18:48It's less so like, wow, exciting and exotic zoology.
00:18:51A lot of it is very local.
00:18:52It's a state university.
00:18:53So a lot of it is the types of animals that you would see around here.
00:18:57There's a lot of Pacific Northwest.
00:18:59Some of it is very ancient.
00:19:01There is a lot of study also about like ranger studies, forestry studies.
00:19:06There's a lot of books written by native authors about land,
00:19:11like tending to land, land stewardship and conservation.
00:19:15And you see that there is a very small section that you actually see someone
00:19:20is already perusing in this moment.
00:19:24There's another student here who has not seen you on that stealth role,
00:19:27but is looking in a very small section of the zoology near the beginning,
00:19:32near alphabetically the beginning of the zoology section.
00:19:34I want to spy on them and see what books they're taking out.
00:19:38Do they have a list of books they're getting?
00:19:40Do they have like a syllabus from a class that they're lucky enough to attend?
00:19:45You look and see that they are in the cryptozoology section.
00:19:51Cryptozoology being the study of cryptids.
00:19:53Okay, okay.
00:19:55Madeline's voice is ringing in my head.
00:19:58I don't care about diurnal animals.
00:20:00I care about cryptozoology because that's what I can actually care about.
00:20:05And I'm going to walk over and I'm going to reach for a cryptozoology book.
00:20:13Awesome.
00:20:14Just one at random?
00:20:16Yeah.
00:20:18It's just the first step.
00:20:19I just have to rip the bandaid off.
00:20:21Give me just a basic luck check.
00:20:23Fill out.
00:20:25I failed.
00:20:26You reach out and grab a book.
00:20:29You see it's old, well-worn university copy called Lumber Tales, Folklore of the American Lumber Trade.
00:20:37And you see that there is a small dog-eared page within it.
00:20:42Okay, I'll open it to that page.
00:20:44It's talking about a creature called a gumbaroo.
00:20:47Gumbaroo.
00:20:48That's pretty interesting.
00:20:50Can I look and see if there are any other cryptozoology books about creatures of the night?
00:20:56There is, there is a book about South American legends of like super anacondas, giant anacondas.
00:21:05A sort of serpent-y book that the other student here is holding.
00:21:09This other student is a tall, muscular, handsome college student.
00:21:16He looks like he's probably like a senior or close to it.
00:21:19He has the rare quality in like a college student where he has already lost a lot of his baby
00:21:26fat.
00:21:26He really, he looks young but not childish at all.
00:21:30He's got a heavy sort of camper backpack on the floor next to him.
00:21:34And what looks like a pair of the sort of like athletic, the shoes that are almost like halfway between
00:21:40a hiking boot and a sneaker.
00:21:41You know what I mean?
00:21:42I mean there's like some sort of like more athletic wear.
00:21:44You see he's reading a book on these sort of like South American super serpents.
00:21:49Herpetology?
00:21:51Gesundheit.
00:21:52He closes the book.
00:21:53Oh no, I meant like study of reptiles and amphibians.
00:21:56No, no, I know.
00:21:57It sounded like a sneeze.
00:22:00Oh, okay.
00:22:01Oh, okay.
00:22:02That's really cool.
00:22:03Are you a student here?
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:05What classes are you taking?
00:22:06Would you mind walking me through every class that you're enrolled in?
00:22:10Would I mind walking you through every class?
00:22:12I mean, presumably it's five, six if you're over eager.
00:22:17No, I'm actually not fully matriculated right now.
00:22:20I'm only able to take a half a course load.
00:22:23I'm working so I can't come here full time.
00:22:25Where do you work?
00:22:26I work at one of the PXLs.
00:22:27I work at a gas station.
00:22:29Is there a zoo here?
00:22:31At the university?
00:22:32No, in Perpee.
00:22:35No, we couldn't even keep our library open.
00:22:37The library closed down too?
00:22:39Yeah.
00:22:41Oh, what's your name, by the way?
00:22:42Sorry, I'm Vesper.
00:22:43Vesper, nice to meet you.
00:22:44I'm Erin.
00:22:45Hi, nice to meet you.
00:22:47Well, I'm not matriculating either.
00:22:50Oh, God.
00:22:51Are you a student here as well?
00:22:52No.
00:22:53Got it.
00:22:54Oh, okay.
00:22:54Oh.
00:22:56What?
00:22:59Gesundheit?
00:23:08What made you go for that book?
00:23:10Because honestly, like, I used to study zoology and I think that it's, like, something that I really miss every
00:23:17single night.
00:23:18Um, and so, uh, I was wondering if there were any books that you would recommend that I take out.
00:23:25What are your favorite zoology books at this library?
00:23:28Sorry, you used to study zoology?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:31You have to forgive me.
00:23:32You don't look like you used to do anything.
00:23:34You look really young.
00:23:37Yeah, I'm young, but I definitely, like, used to have a sixth birthday.
00:23:40Right?
00:23:41I look like that.
00:23:47I can't, I can't get.
00:23:49You're meeting me at a low.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51You're meeting me at a low.
00:23:52I, that makes me feel better that you say that.
00:23:55Yeah.
00:23:55Not that you're at a low, but because I can't seem to get my feet under me in this interaction.
00:23:59I know, I understand that.
00:24:01And here's the thing is that I have felt really called to this zoology section and I shouldn't be here
00:24:07because it's just a temptation that makes a promise that I can't deliver on.
00:24:11And so, um, I'm just, like, having a bit of a moment.
00:24:15Are you someone's sibling?
00:24:17Are you, like, the sister of someone who goes here?
00:24:21No.
00:24:27He sort of smiles.
00:24:30Anyways, what classes are you taking?
00:24:33What are you studying?
00:24:34Uh, forensics.
00:24:36The, the.
00:24:37Forensics?
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:38They have a forensics department here.
00:24:41Uh, it's part of the criminal justice school, but I'm not really interested in the whole criminal justice part of
00:24:46it.
00:24:46Um, uh, do you have a, uh, uh, sorry, what's your name is Vespers?
00:24:51Vesper, singular.
00:24:52Vesper, Vesper.
00:24:53Do you have a, um, are you touring the campus?
00:24:59Can you place what you're doing outside of the context of this exact conversation?
00:25:05Yeah, I, I understand now why you're, like, really freaked out.
00:25:08Like, who am I and how am I in this library that I'm not supposed to be in?
00:25:12Yeah.
00:25:14I hand him a flyer for American being.
00:25:20He goes, oh, okay.
00:25:24Well, you're gonna have, like, a drive-in movie theater screen in the parking lot of Mike's?
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:28Yeah, we made friends with the owners.
00:25:30We made friends with the owners?
00:25:31Yeah, I point out the window, which is probably, uh, two older men on scooters.
00:25:38Scootering between places they were flyering.
00:25:40Got it.
00:25:42Are these your, is this your family?
00:25:45Yeah.
00:25:47I think it is.
00:25:48Can we clock them talking about us?
00:25:50Sure, I think you see Vesper in the library talking to, uh, talking to your young man.
00:25:53Oh, God, she's in the library.
00:25:54We go, fuck.
00:25:58What were you reading about, about South American anacondas?
00:26:01Oh, uh, uh, jaw dislocation.
00:26:06I was reading about, um, uh, consume, uh, creatures that can consume their prey hole.
00:26:12Oh.
00:26:15Like, it almost seems like their mouth turns into a portal to the abyss.
00:26:20It's a weirdly specific thing to say.
00:26:23Yeah.
00:26:24Um, anyways, I think I'm just gonna, um, take a couple books and-
00:26:28There's my daughter who goes to this school!
00:26:33No, I don't.
00:26:34I don't go here.
00:26:36No, she doesn't.
00:26:39Not yet.
00:26:42H.J.
00:26:43How's it going, my friend?
00:26:44I'm Aaron.
00:26:45Aaron?
00:26:46Mm-hmm.
00:26:46Cool.
00:26:47Are you, you busting her balls?
00:26:53Sorry, my dad is really old-fashioned.
00:26:56So we're, so you said he wasn't your dad, but now we're calling him your dad?
00:27:00Did you say I wasn't your dad?
00:27:03I said you were family.
00:27:05Who's dad are you, sir?
00:27:06I am, I have no kids.
00:27:08This is my cousin.
00:27:11Yeah.
00:27:12Through marriage.
00:27:13Through marriage.
00:27:14And this is our-
00:27:17Can you walk me through a cousin through marriage?
00:27:20100%.
00:27:20I could.
00:27:22Yeah.
00:27:24Oh, don't punch me.
00:27:29Um.
00:27:30Is this the same Aaron that went for the power company?
00:27:31Is this saveable?
00:27:33I don't think so, man.
00:27:34I think we ruined this, dude.
00:27:36And I apologize for that.
00:27:37I'm gonna be straight up with you.
00:27:38I'm gonna be straight up with you.
00:27:39Got it.
00:27:40We made it weird.
00:27:41I reached down for his backpack.
00:27:43He goes, oh, don't do that.
00:27:44Oh, right, H.J., come on, man.
00:27:46You're playing.
00:27:47Yeah.
00:27:48But you go here, right?
00:27:49And you're not busting her balls.
00:27:51She doesn't go here yet.
00:27:52Can't do that.
00:27:53Hands off.
00:27:53Yeah.
00:27:54Is this young woman related to you?
00:27:56Who are you?
00:27:57Yeah, we're just friends.
00:27:58And we have been for a long time.
00:28:00You, you, you are friends.
00:28:02She's your friend?
00:28:03Okay, you know what?
00:28:04I'm gonna clear this up.
00:28:05Have you ever heard of a little something called found family?
00:28:08Sometimes the lines get blurry between father and father.
00:28:12Are you safe?
00:28:16Are you safe?
00:28:16And that is a good question.
00:28:18We're a couple of businessmen.
00:28:20We're having a movie night.
00:28:22If you're in the business department, we want you to come.
00:28:24You're having a movie night in the parking lot of mics.
00:28:25You got a flyer.
00:28:26Yeah, I did.
00:28:27You tell your friends.
00:28:28Sure.
00:28:29Your other friends in the business department?
00:28:30Sorry?
00:28:31Are you also...
00:28:33No, I'm not a business major.
00:28:34Oh, which, which major are you?
00:28:36What?
00:28:36What is happening?
00:28:38What do you want?
00:28:39Just curious.
00:28:40Why am I...
00:28:40I'm sorry, sorry.
00:28:41This is...
00:28:41There is a tremendously hostile energy coming to me right now.
00:28:45I never meant for my energy to be hostile.
00:28:47I only feel like an insatiable curiosity about what your course load is.
00:28:53I would like everybody here to make either like...
00:28:57I think it's called subterfuge.
00:28:59I want everyone here to make a charisma and subterfuge check.
00:29:03I have a thing called ingenue.
00:29:06Oh, yes.
00:29:07I add two dice to any rolls to avoid suspicion or deflect blame.
00:29:10That would be here.
00:29:11You would add that here.
00:29:13Charisma and subterfuge.
00:29:14Okay.
00:29:15And we're looking for a DC of four here.
00:29:18I got one success and one brutal failure, which feels accurate.
00:29:22One bestial failure.
00:29:23Gotcha.
00:29:23I am one success away, so I'm going to burn one willpower to re-roll.
00:29:29I got it.
00:29:30Two successes.
00:29:32I only got to roll two dice.
00:29:33But I'm going to try to use mesmerize.
00:29:37Okay.
00:29:37How does mesmerize work?
00:29:38With eye contact, I can issue a complex command to be carried out immediately.
00:29:43An opposing roll is not required for an unprepared mortal.
00:29:47And I do one rouse check.
00:29:49Nothing.
00:29:50Looking at mesmerize here, he is going to roll...
00:29:54So you're going to roll manipulation plus dominate.
00:29:57And he is going to roll his intelligence plus resolve.
00:30:02So he was prepared or he's not a mortal?
00:30:04You don't know.
00:30:06Okay.
00:30:07The way he's...
00:30:08I will let you know the number of his successes.
00:30:12You don't have to beat.
00:30:13You can meet it.
00:30:14So it's meet or beat for you.
00:30:16You're trying to meet or beat three successes.
00:30:19Okay.
00:30:21Two...
00:30:22Oh, three.
00:30:22Great.
00:30:23I meet.
00:30:23What do you say to Aaron in this moment?
00:30:26Say...
00:30:26With big misunderstanding.
00:30:29Go back to what you were doing.
00:30:31He nods and begins to read his book and chill out here in the library.
00:30:35In that moment on that bestial failure, you may choose, Emily, between either losing one of your advantage dots, if
00:30:43you have any.
00:30:44I do.
00:30:45Or...
00:30:46Wait, what's an advantage dot?
00:30:47An advantage is like your different backgrounds and your stuff.
00:30:50Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:30:50Or if you want to, you can also just engage in one of your compulsions.
00:30:55But I think in this moment with the beach of failure, some animalistic part of you is revealed.
00:30:59You do something that is fully inhuman in this moment.
00:31:03I think I'm going to eat a book.
00:31:04You have this book on the gumbaroo, and you eat it in front of him.
00:31:08As he looks at it and sees it vanish into a portal in the back of your mouth, he turns
00:31:13to you...
00:31:13I really wanted that book.
00:31:15He turns to you and the mesmerized works.
00:31:17So he goes back and just starts reading the herpetology book.
00:31:19As he does, you see veins are standing out in his neck, and his tendons are at max capacity.
00:31:26As he just reads the book, sweating furiously, as he is...
00:31:30Because he's fighting it.
00:31:31He's fighting it internally.
00:31:33Bitch, I wish you'd...
00:31:34We should get out here.
00:31:35Okay, I'm sorry.
00:31:37No, I'm sorry.
00:31:38We made that so weird.
00:31:39We didn't need help.
00:31:40It's literally my flaw to be knowledge-hungry for zoology.
00:31:43Get on the line.
00:31:44We're going to ride it indoors.
00:31:44At this point, I think, Darkness Man and Zayt, you get into texting range, leaving the subterranean.
00:31:51Is something still rocking in the...
00:31:53No, it appears to have subsided.
00:31:55Okay, and the key is already, like...
00:31:57It broke.
00:31:58It broke?
00:31:58It broke like this.
00:32:00Right.
00:32:00Well, let's leave it.
00:32:02I guess there's nothing else we could do.
00:32:04I can't undo it.
00:32:04And it seems like the people that were here were doing bad stuff.
00:32:07It's not our fault.
00:32:08So it's literally not our fault, and we tried.
00:32:11And maybe it's good that...
00:32:12It might be good.
00:32:13And, okay, so there's a foot.
00:32:15Can I look at, like, investigate the shape of this foot?
00:32:19Give me intelligence and investigation.
00:32:23Uh, I only got one success.
00:32:25Sadly, it comes with no explanation here in this way.
00:32:28It is a classic footprint symbol.
00:32:32Got it.
00:32:32Okay.
00:32:34Well...
00:32:34And there was...
00:32:35Was there still a door in front of us that we couldn't...
00:32:37That we could go...
00:32:38This was the end of the line.
00:32:39Okay.
00:32:39This was the end.
00:32:40Got it.
00:32:41Let's just poke...
00:32:41There was one other door.
00:32:42I'm just curious, because there was the electric room, and then the other one that said,
00:32:47don't go in there.
00:32:47All right.
00:32:48Let's just poke.
00:32:48Let's just...
00:32:49Run back.
00:32:50Poke in that door.
00:32:52You go poke in that other door.
00:32:53You see that that one has a...
00:32:55What looks like a long hallway with a series of old, like, 1970s computer bays.
00:33:02Like, the kind of computer bays that, like, print on paper.
00:33:05I want to take a stack of paper if I see it.
00:33:08Great.
00:33:08You have a stack of paper.
00:33:08I'll be writing all this stuff down.
00:33:09You've stolen a ton of stuff.
00:33:10You have a mop.
00:33:11You have paper.
00:33:12Can I do a quick, like, technology check to just see...
00:33:15I'll just, like, try to turn on one of the computers and try to see, like, what they were doing.
00:33:18Yeah.
00:33:19Go ahead and give me intelligence plus computer.
00:33:22Intelligence plus computer.
00:33:26Divkel, do you have two.
00:33:27Come on.
00:33:28Ooh.
00:33:29Three.
00:33:29Okay.
00:33:30You turn on the computers, and it starts to spit stuff out.
00:33:37You see that this appears to be some kind of code-breaking machine.
00:33:43that's, like, spitting out a series of directives, and it seems to be generating passcodes.
00:33:48You see that this starts printing new code directives for the new date that the computer thinks it is,
00:33:56which is December 27, 1991.
00:34:02Oh.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:051991?
00:34:061991.
00:34:07I know I told you to stop stealing stuff, but we should take a computer, huh?
00:34:10If Batchild could look at it, we'd be able to figure out what it is.
00:34:13They're kind of big.
00:34:15How huge are these computers?
00:34:17Wall-sized.
00:34:18Fuck.
00:34:18I'm fucking enormous.
00:34:19Okay, yeah.
00:34:19All right, let's just take the papers, then.
00:34:21Just the papers.
00:34:22Further down this hallway, this appears to be, like, an office complex.
00:34:25Okay.
00:34:25You get towards the end of it, and it goes, you can tell that you're going under the interstate now
00:34:30towards what looks like a, you sort of open up, there's the last row of much smaller computers.
00:34:37These ones look more recent.
00:34:39Like, these were maybe built in the late 80s, like, or right around the turn into the 90s.
00:34:43And you can see that these are small enough to pick up and carry, have also been turned off for
00:34:48a long, long, long time.
00:34:50And you look out a series of windows to subterranean space, you see the gantry and scaffolding of what should
00:34:59equip to a space shuttle.
00:35:01But there is no such structure in this space.
00:35:05Instead, up, you see a massive irising enclosure in this subterranean sort of, like, space shuttle launching place.
00:35:15Is this like a missile silo or something?
00:35:17Does it seem, like, here?
00:35:19This would be further out off the edge of the map.
00:35:23Got it.
00:35:23Oh.
00:35:24Whoa.
00:35:25Hello.
00:35:26Um.
00:35:27All right.
00:35:29What else do we do?
00:35:30Do we just take a computer?
00:35:31Let's take one of the smaller computers.
00:35:32Let's just take a small computer.
00:35:33Great.
00:35:34You grab a small computer, and you head on out of here.
00:35:38As you do so, the locker room that had the spray painting on it, you get towards the last one,
00:35:43which was that first kind of steel door that you went through that was reinforced.
00:35:46And you see that there's a small sign next to the door saying, please remember to lock up if you
00:35:53are the last one out.
00:35:54This is a top secret government facility.
00:35:57And you see that there is still a key hanging up on there.
00:36:01Looks like someone did not follow the sign's instructions.
00:36:04Let's take the keys.
00:36:05Let's lock up.
00:36:06The keys to the kingdom.
00:36:09Great.
00:36:09And you lock up just that one room past, like, the mop room past the diner bathroom hallway.
00:36:16I'm going to go back and lock up the other stuff, too.
00:36:20I still close random doors, yeah.
00:36:22You get up top, and you see as you walk up, you see that...
00:36:27I just have the computer under my trench coat.
00:36:29Mama Angie turns around as you walk up and says, your coffee's getting cold.
00:36:34Oh, the sprites?
00:36:36Yeah, we got nine sprites on a table over here.
00:36:38This mop was in the hallway.
00:36:40That's what took us so long.
00:36:42Give me...
00:36:44Give me subterfuge and charisma.
00:36:47Can I use awe?
00:36:48Sure.
00:36:49Okay.
00:36:50Give me only two successes.
00:36:52Okay.
00:36:54I got one.
00:36:57You see, you look at her and it says, the mop?
00:37:00Yeah.
00:37:01I run through the glass window every time.
00:37:06You're gone.
00:37:07I'm sorry.
00:37:09I run out the door, I guess.
00:37:11And she says, hey, hey!
00:37:14And she leans out the broken window after both of you and goes, no more government agents!
00:37:19Stay out!
00:37:20I leave cash for the sprites.
00:37:22You leave cash for the sprites.
00:37:24You guys take off and can connect with your friends at this point.
00:37:28I start furiously texting them.
00:37:31I text them a picture of the computer looking confused like, what?
00:37:36He's using a stick.
00:37:38He gets so much in the photo.
00:37:40Yeah, it's just mostly my face.
00:37:42Your arms are just so long.
00:37:44Picture of, I guess, just like a question mark emoji over a picture of the foot.
00:37:50Found this below the diner.
00:37:54Missile silo also, question mark.
00:37:56Picture of the, like, space shovel-y thing.
00:38:00So they're trying to keep Bigfoot out?
00:38:02Is that the implication?
00:38:02It's like a human foot or it's like a paw print foot?
00:38:05This is a classic foot shape.
00:38:07It's a little prefabricated button that has a foot on it that is in the tower.
00:38:13As you think about Bigfoot and cryptozoology, you are like Bigfoot and realize that because you just ate the book
00:38:20with the gum brew on it, that would likely be the one.
00:38:24Hey, it was a bestial failure.
00:38:25It was a bestial failure.
00:38:26Yeah.
00:38:27Madeleine.
00:38:28Yes.
00:38:28Walking with Stringy up through the English department very, very late at night.
00:38:33It looks like there are, I will say, however, there are, it's a Sunday, there are a couple different study
00:38:38halls that actually will be here until, like, 9 p.m.
00:38:40when they'll start to sort of shut the building down.
00:38:41But you walk up and see that there is a lovely little office that has some sort of those, like,
00:38:48sadly prefabricated cultural artifacts.
00:38:53Like, oh, here's, like, a little dancing masked figure that you bought on Etsy from someone who makes the same
00:38:58little dancing masked figure hundreds of times a year.
00:39:01And here's a little sort of small, like, air plant that's just hanging from a thing is a professor's office.
00:39:07And Stringy knocks on the door and says, Professor Harmon?
00:39:11And you see this older woman who, she's, I'd say, around 60 years old.
00:39:16She's got, like, long, sort of stringy, very, very flat, not a lot of volume to it, stringy hair, thick
00:39:22spectacles, a kind of, like, purple-y, gray, tie-dye-y professorial top, some chunky necklace.
00:39:31And she turns around and says, hi, oh, Russell, hello.
00:39:36And you see that the sort of student says, there's a student here who's interested in transferring.
00:39:43I was wondering if you're having it.
00:39:45She says, well, I'm just, I'm wrapping up.
00:39:48I'm here.
00:39:48I got my Keats book.
00:39:49Keats book.
00:39:50In the doorway.
00:39:51You see that she looks out at you with this book and goes, hi, what's your name?
00:39:57What's your name, young lady?
00:39:59I'm Madeleine.
00:40:00And then I turn to Stringy and go, thank you, Stingy.
00:40:02I'll see you at the bad cock party.
00:40:04He goes, he goes, yeah, do you know how to get there?
00:40:08I'll find it.
00:40:09It's on Barnabas Street.
00:40:10You can't miss it.
00:40:10Yeah, Barnabas Street.
00:40:12He turns around and heads out.
00:40:14And she looks at you and says, visiting town.
00:40:17You already got invited to Barnabas, as they call it.
00:40:21It's a big deal?
00:40:23My understanding, it is the party house du jour of this crop of our excellent Perpee State students.
00:40:32Oh, that's so fun.
00:40:34Yeah, absolutely.
00:40:35I'm here because I have a lot of love for poetry in my heart.
00:40:38And I was just wondering.
00:40:40Oh, my heart aches.
00:40:42The drowsy numbness pains.
00:40:43I loved the Nantucket absolvement.
00:40:47And I'm wondering if I could help volunteering for the festival.
00:40:52Oh, you're here asking for the festival.
00:40:55Well, don't let the dean hear you.
00:40:57Sure, come on in.
00:40:57The dean doesn't like the festival?
00:40:58Uh, I, um, what's the drama?
00:41:04Do you want to know the tea?
00:41:05Do you want me to spill the tea?
00:41:06Close the door here.
00:41:07Do you want some tea yourself?
00:41:08Some real tea?
00:41:09Oh, no, thank you.
00:41:10I never drink tea.
00:41:11They give me Bigelow.
00:41:12That's what the caterers have.
00:41:14And you see that she starts to open this little drawer of, like, pre-packed tea things and takes a
00:41:18little green tea out.
00:41:20You see she actually sort of makes herself what looks like a little tea suicide.
00:41:23It's like a bunch of different tea bags.
00:41:25She's concocting her own super herbal mix.
00:41:27Uh, and has a little pre, the little water fountain that does the hot water straight out that's not quite
00:41:32hot enough to make the tea good.
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:35Um, uh, oh, the dean.
00:41:37No, they, they've been slashing, uh, funding here at the university.
00:41:43I asked for a raise.
00:41:46It's the third time I've asked for a raise and not gotten one.
00:41:49And, um, Miss Laurent, uh, offered for me to come on, uh, as part-time as the director of programming
00:42:00for the festival.
00:42:01And to be very clear, uh, Estelle pays a lot better than Purpy State.
00:42:07Oh, I bet.
00:42:08I love how they shiver in that one book.
00:42:10So shiny.
00:42:11The two boys and the one girl.
00:42:14Oh, yes.
00:42:15Yes, yes, yes.
00:42:15So you're a fan.
00:42:17Talk to me about yourself, Madeline.
00:42:18What brings you to-
00:42:19Oh, me?
00:42:19I'm not interesting.
00:42:22The Keats book you're holding up.
00:42:27Aha!
00:42:27Keats.
00:42:28Yes.
00:42:29I, uh, uh, which, which of, which of his poems, uh, uh, speaks to you?
00:42:33Oh, the, the long one, uh, the short one, I like the one about the fairies, uh, I like the
00:42:39one about, uh, the, the, the, the pot.
00:42:44All kinds of poems.
00:42:46Uh, you see, she says-
00:42:47So romantic.
00:42:48She says, which one, which one about fairies?
00:42:51Ah, la belle dame son merci.
00:42:53Uh, oh, excusez-moi.
00:42:57Oh, what can ail the knight-at-arms, alone and palely loitering?
00:43:02Ah, what a cultured young lady.
00:43:05Uh, where are you looking to transfer from?
00:43:07The Sorbonne.
00:43:09Ooh la la.
00:43:10Well, that's something else.
00:43:13It's something else.
00:43:14I was just drawn to the city of Pauqui because I love horror festivals so much.
00:43:19Now, that's really delightful.
00:43:21That's actually really charming.
00:43:23Uh, well, listen, we're always looking for volunteers, uh, not to disparage the initiative
00:43:30and, and pep of our young student body here, but, uh, we only ever have a handful that sign
00:43:37up this early.
00:43:38So, if you want to put your name on the list, I'd be happy to, to consider it.
00:43:43Um, what, uh, uh, what kind of work?
00:43:47Do you have any experience, uh, interning or-
00:43:50Oh, I am familiar with the world of work.
00:43:53I've done it a lot, and I know how to do it.
00:43:59Go ahead and give me subterfuge plus, uh, manipulation.
00:44:03I mean, I do have seven dice in this.
00:44:05Oh, shit.
00:44:06Seven?
00:44:07Yeah.
00:44:08Difficulty-
00:44:08Plus, plus maybe two with my, with my angiou.
00:44:11Yeah.
00:44:12Uh, this will be, uh, difficulty of three.
00:44:14Uh, thankfully I crit.
00:44:16Hey!
00:44:16But that's all I got.
00:44:17So four successes.
00:44:18Great.
00:44:18Yes.
00:44:19She says, marvelous.
00:44:20Well, Madeline, I, you know, uh, I'm, I'm persona non grata here at the university at
00:44:28the moment while I'm on the, the dean's shit list.
00:44:31Sorry to curse.
00:44:33I love it.
00:44:34Uh, merde.
00:44:36Uh.
00:44:37Oh, you speak French?
00:44:38Uh, uh, uh, oui.
00:44:41Uh, well, uh, good boy.
00:44:44Good thing I'm in the English department, uh-huh, not the French.
00:44:47Uh-huh.
00:44:47Well, I tell you what.
00:44:49Um, we'll get your name.
00:44:50Let me get your name and email.
00:44:51Um, uh, uh, go ahead.
00:44:52And she takes a little sort of, like, index card and hands it to you with a pen.
00:44:55Oh, I don't have an email.
00:44:57What?
00:44:58I, I've never needed an email before.
00:45:02Sweetie, you, you gotta get email.
00:45:06No, I just like sending letters handwritten.
00:45:11Well, that's delightful.
00:45:13What I need is a way to contact you to let you know how to help.
00:45:16Okay, I have a phone number.
00:45:18I'll give you that.
00:45:19Lovely.
00:45:20Uh, you read that down and you see, uh, she looks out and says, yeah, well, you know,
00:45:25I, I, I think that'd be lovely.
00:45:27I'll, I'll get you started up.
00:45:28And is there, there, she says, so, so we'll reach out and you can, you can submit.
00:45:32And while I'm here, just because, um, I'm, I'm interested in learning the local culture.
00:45:37Is there some, like, you know, some, the universities have a, a weird secret underground kind of group
00:45:45that's all of the rich kids in the school, they get together, they say oaths or put blood into a
00:45:50bowl or something.
00:45:53The Skull and Bones, uh, would have no desire to open a chapter at Perpe State University, I'm afraid.
00:46:01Um, there's not really, if we had a secret eyes wide shut chamber, they would have, um, auctioned it off
00:46:08to some kind of tech company a long time ago.
00:46:12So.
00:46:12You know, I had to ask.
00:46:13No, of course.
00:46:15Uh, may I ask, what, what, this is sort of an interesting thing to say.
00:46:21You seem to be very full of life.
00:46:25You don't seem, your energy that I'm reading in this moment, it doesn't seem very drawn to horror.
00:46:32You seem like someone who life would be lined with flowers for you.
00:46:37You don't see, you know, I can't see you being interested in monsters.
00:46:42But who are the real monsters?
00:46:46What these books presuppose is sometimes it's a beautiful teenage boy who's actually 400 years old.
00:46:57Okay.
00:46:58That's right to me.
00:47:00We're the only two in this room.
00:47:01Okay.
00:47:02All right.
00:47:05Hey.
00:47:05Hey.
00:47:06Who ordered, who ordered lunch extra spicy?
00:47:09Uh, well, it's been nice talking to you.
00:47:11Uh, and I got your, and I got your phone number.
00:47:15Thank you.
00:47:16So we'll reach out.
00:47:17Again, I love to work.
00:47:20And, uh, and, and thank, I will volunteer.
00:47:24Well, I'm glad.
00:47:25I'm glad.
00:47:25The festival can always use, use a hand.
00:47:27And we know it's a, it's one of the last little lifelines this town has, this sleepy little town.
00:47:35But, well, keep it chugging along.
00:47:39Um, very exciting.
00:47:41Uh, wonderful.
00:47:42Well.
00:47:42As I'm leaving, I open up my phone and I text the, the, uh, contact is Sire.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:49And I go, they don't even have a secret society at the university.
00:47:51Get me the fuck out of here.
00:47:53And you see, it's just all blue texts.
00:47:55I've been texting this guy nonstop since I got here.
00:48:00All cries for help.
00:48:01Uh, you walk out having gotten on this, uh, professor's shortlist, who seems to be actually be a significant individual
00:48:09that can get you, uh, lined up with other people in town.
00:48:11The group converges together.
00:48:13Where do you guys converge post-library?
00:48:16I think I really need to lay low because I super messed up.
00:48:20Uh, Darkness Man, I'm pretty sure that they're going to be on to us.
00:48:24There's a guy named Aaron.
00:48:26He asked very specific questions about someone swallowing someone whole.
00:48:30We think it might be Beth's kid.
00:48:32I met him.
00:48:33And we also think he came by the house pretending to be the electricity guy.
00:48:36I think it was the Aaron because he said he works for, like, a gas station.
00:48:39And then she swallowed a book whole showing that her mouth opens really big.
00:48:43Because here's the thing, Darkness Man, I was in the zoology section.
00:48:46And on top of that, he was reading a book about herpetology.
00:48:50And you know I have a weakness for herpetologists.
00:48:52I do know this.
00:48:54Um, is it possible that he's Inquisition?
00:48:56That's my other son.
00:48:58I hadn't even thought of it.
00:48:59Because if it was someone related to Beth, then he probably wouldn't be pretending to be with the power company.
00:49:06But he had some special power, though, because isn't your answer?
00:49:09Yeah, I let you guys know that I felt some resistance when I usually wouldn't.
00:49:13Inquisition would, yeah.
00:49:13And I think that also Inquisition would know that there have been at least two instances of, uh, swallowing something
00:49:21whole.
00:49:22A person being swallowed and a person being swallowed.
00:49:23I've got to stop swallowing things.
00:49:25We say that we met at Mike's.
00:49:27Yeah, we need to ask permission for it.
00:49:31I know she wants forgiveness and permission.
00:49:33I'm in.
00:49:33I got you something.
00:49:35We found, um...
00:49:36Ooh, a laptop.
00:49:39No, it's honestly not a laptop.
00:49:41It's pretty large.
00:49:42It's huge.
00:49:43Oh, but I can put it on my laptop.
00:49:44Yeah, yeah.
00:49:45These computers were in, like, a room that looked like they were launching a space shuttle or, like, a freaking
00:49:51missile or something.
00:49:52We found a kind of a jackpot.
00:49:53Yeah, and then there was also, there was the foot, and then also the room started shaking like something escaped
00:49:59when we, um...
00:50:00When we were just carrying on with the standard investigation.
00:50:05Got it.
00:50:06And then there were people with hazmat suits, and then there was a statue of Richard Nixon, and he was
00:50:11smiling.
00:50:12What?
00:50:12Ugh.
00:50:13Yeah.
00:50:13No.
00:50:14Yeah.
00:50:14But we got the keys to the kingdom.
00:50:17Oh, and you show us.
00:50:19So we can go back at any time.
00:50:21Any time.
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:22Unless it's a trap.
00:50:23The diner, they are going to be mad at us when we go through it, but that is, uh...
00:50:29Do you think that the end-it-all writing that was scrawled on the lockers, it could be a warning,
00:50:34but what if it was a rallying cry?
00:50:37What if it was like, let's end it all?
00:50:39When was the last time it felt like someone was in there?
00:50:41The, um, computer thought it was 1991.
00:50:45Okay, I'm going to just crack into this real quick.
00:50:49I'm going to just take open the...
00:50:51Yeah.
00:50:51Um, I'll start working on the computer.
00:50:52At a booth at, uh, Mike's.
00:50:54We set up a whole thing.
00:50:54We set up a whole thing.
00:50:56Plug it in.
00:50:57Can I Google Puppy?
00:50:58Mm-hmm.
00:50:59December 27th, 1991.
00:51:01Yes, absolutely.
00:51:03Give me intelligence plus investigation, and Batchild, you can give me intelligence plus computer.
00:51:08I'm going to Blood Surge.
00:51:10Okay, you Blood Surge.
00:51:10And can I give, uh, I have two dice.
00:51:12Yeah, you can add two dice from Darkest Man as well.
00:51:15I got a two.
00:51:16Okay, you got a two.
00:51:17Googling what happened, it doesn't seem that anything happened perpy specifically on that date.
00:51:23You're looking out, you're trying to see, like, there's a couple little, like, newspaper articles about some stuff that doesn't,
00:51:29nothing that sort of connects to you.
00:51:31I'm doing, like, Oregon that date, Pacific Northwest that date, just history news that date.
00:51:37You don't see anything for that date, but on a two, I think you realize that when they turned it
00:51:43on, the computer spit out the codes for a new date.
00:51:50Oh.
00:51:50So it's possible that the date before is significant.
00:51:54Okay, so December 26th?
00:51:56December 26th.
00:51:57Oh, Boxing Day?
00:51:58Boxing Day.
00:51:59Boxing Day, the day after Christmas.
00:52:00Also the date considered the formal dissolution of the United Soviet.
00:52:04I was thinking about the whole bunch of jobs.
00:52:06Yeah.
00:52:06Oh, tear down this wall.
00:52:08Yeah, so the end of the Soviet.
00:52:11End it all.
00:52:12End it all, tear down this wall.
00:52:14This is really fun.
00:52:15I got invited to a really cool party, and...
00:52:19I'll go.
00:52:19Great.
00:52:22Anybody else want to go to a cool party?
00:52:23Is Bigfoot loose somewhere?
00:52:25If we're Googling things, I'll Google Gumbaroo, and I want to try and buy the book that I ate.
00:52:31Oh, smart.
00:52:32Cool.
00:52:32Easy to buy the book that you ate.
00:52:35Levante, what are you thinking?
00:52:38I think...
00:52:40I'm thinking about the poo-poo platter again.
00:52:42I'm just watching us nibble here, nibble there.
00:52:47And I'm just...
00:52:48I feel like if we keep eating this way, we're never going to get to the meal.
00:52:54We got to do it tiny kid style.
00:52:57Eat all of one thing.
00:52:59Eat all of the next.
00:53:00I think that's what I'm feeling right now, is there's a little bit of like, is Bigfoot loose?
00:53:06Maybe.
00:53:07We're going to go and party with a bunch of 21-year-olds?
00:53:11Sure.
00:53:12But at the end of the day, keep driving by City Hall and saying, when is the word worthy going
00:53:21to be on the front steps?
00:53:23Yeah.
00:53:25We could do that right now.
00:53:26We could just write it.
00:53:27We could.
00:53:28But I, I want to write it permanently.
00:53:31So, y'all go party.
00:53:33I think I'm going to do...
00:53:34I'm going to hit the books.
00:53:35I want to take a look through the bylaws here in Purpee.
00:53:38Anything in particular I want to know about that dog mare.
00:53:40I'll also be studying with you because I'm dog shit at social interactions.
00:53:44I should have never gone on a social mission.
00:53:48I guess it's time I use something that I've been wanting to use for a while.
00:53:53Incredible.
00:53:55Which is the power to change my appearance by shifting the skin and bones in my face.
00:54:06Okay.
00:54:06So, I'd love to give myself a really botched facelift.
00:54:10Great.
00:54:11So that I can go to this party.
00:54:12I do not look away.
00:54:15You just sit there really grunting hard.
00:54:20My cheek burns.
00:54:22Do you still have a huge mustache?
00:54:26You also need to, like, buy mics or at the very least ask if it's okay to have a mic.
00:54:31These are all the things I...
00:54:32I heard you loud and clear.
00:54:36It looks good, H.J.
00:54:40It looks real.
00:54:41Jesus.
00:54:42Those lips.
00:54:42You have to do the lips, too.
00:54:44Let's go to the party.
00:54:46I'm going to tell them that you're my drug dealer.
00:54:48I don't think they're going to believe you're students.
00:54:50I got five to get into the computer.
00:54:53Amazing.
00:54:53I used a willpower to re-roll three.
00:54:56Awesome.
00:54:56You get into the computer and pouring over this stuff.
00:54:59It's like plugging this ancient 1991 IBM into this other thing.
00:55:05Getting into your tablet.
00:55:06You begin to sort of look through the file folders of it.
00:55:08On that high investigation check, it looks like in the late 80s, the United States government that had built this
00:55:17massive, over the 70s, had built this massive subterranean place.
00:55:20First of all, as a launch site for nuclear weaponry, that was the first place it started.
00:55:26It was about having a swift response to Soviet aggression.
00:55:57Mm-hmm.
00:56:02You can see that radio frequency, possibly something about being subterranean on the same strata that the mine was.
00:56:11Looking into the computer further, you see that that radio frequency appeared to be disrupted over a length of time.
00:56:20As they began to explore it, there was an instance in which there was a mass casualty event in the
00:56:27early 70s before construction ended.
00:56:31Mass casualty?
00:56:32Does it seem, what were the circumstances around it?
00:56:36Does it seem as suspicious as the other mass casualty?
00:56:39These government records indicate merely that people died, and it indicates that their families were informed that they had actually
00:56:48died in military service because the families were not aware that these government agents were working in secret.
00:56:53So the families were informed that they were killed by Russian operatives, but that does not seem to be what
00:56:58actually happened.
00:56:59It looks as though they died on site without any evidence of a military attack from Russia.
00:57:06And what was the effect on the operation?
00:57:09Operations ceased.
00:57:10You see that in the early 70s, they stopped building the compound, but work obviously continued on the compound all
00:57:16the way until 1991.
00:57:18During the 80s, it looked like this compound shifted its work away from the Cold War towards this thing that
00:57:27they had discovered of this weird frequency.
00:57:29However, that casualty event in the early 70s shut the site down for several years until a modification.
00:57:38The megalopedarian frequency was added to what they referred to as the command tower.
00:57:46And after that, the site was able to reopen.
00:57:50However, it looks like the years after the casualty event that the site was closed, management had shifted in the
00:57:57federal government.
00:57:58So once they figured out how to reopen the site, enough management had shifted and too much was classified for
00:58:05them to ever be back at full operational capacity.
00:58:07That original casualty event had succeeded in dampening the mission statement of this place.
00:58:12So they continued to try to catch up on old investigations into this frequency, but it seems like the funding
00:58:20just dried up during the Reagan administration.
00:58:23And then in 1991, with the end of the Soviet Union, the place was shuttered.
00:58:28Right, and megalopedarian, that's Bigfoot.
00:58:30Yeah, that's what I would think.
00:58:31Right?
00:58:32Yeah.
00:58:33Oh, so they tapped into Bigfoot to then get it back up and running.
00:58:37Interesting.
00:58:38Is that name of the bronze statue in the trailer park in these notes anywhere?
00:58:44Oh, Zachy Lee?
00:58:46Zachy Lee Maple was an original construction worker on the site who lived in Granite Village.
00:58:54And it looks as though he was from a family that had been living in Perpi for some time.
00:58:59And he is one of the people who died in that casualty event, it looks like.
00:59:05And yet when they had that funeral, it was just for him.
00:59:09So was he the only one who passed?
00:59:11A weird hole in the story.
00:59:14It's possible that the other people that died, none of them were from Perpi.
00:59:17But given how many Perpi locals were hired, it doesn't make sense.
00:59:20Weird.
00:59:21Whoa.
00:59:22Yeah.
00:59:23You also think, dying in a secret government facility, why does that get you a statue?
00:59:30What is the story told about him?
00:59:32But you can see that he was a foreman and seemed to be someone who also advocated for,
00:59:38there is a record of him in a negotiations catalog in terms of getting a better deal for Perpi locals
00:59:45working on this site.
00:59:46So is it, the question I asked when I was down there, is this history repeating itself and they killed
00:59:54the people that were working down there?
00:59:56Is this a strike?
00:59:57Oh.
00:59:58Yeah.
00:59:58Was the Nixon statue the same material as it did look similar, right?
01:00:03Was the Zachary Lee statue?
01:00:05Well, the Nixon wasn't a statue.
01:00:06That was a portrait underneath that American flag.
01:00:09Oh, it was a portrait.
01:00:10Oh, I see.
01:00:10So, you guys are here at Mike's, and I think, Levante, you're considering in this moment what you said here.
01:00:17There are a lot of leads here in Perpi, but also, like, leads to what?
01:00:23Mm-hmm.
01:00:24You effectively, I think, are doing a lot of investigation in this, and I think we're going to move into
01:00:29our first section of, unless there are any scenes that you want to run specifically this night, like, if you
01:00:36want to head over to that house party, we can do that as well.
01:00:41But I think, Bat-child, H.J., you're also feeling heat is really up right now.
01:00:48Beth's husband, whatever this interaction was, like, there is a certain degree where, like, the heat is on in this
01:00:56moment.
01:00:56But there's a really strong desire in me to put myself in danger to try to summon the spirit of
01:01:03Zachary Lee Maple by going to his statue.
01:01:06Oh.
01:01:06Oh, cool.
01:01:08Cool.
01:01:08Is anyone else curious about that?
01:01:10He might have some really good answers for us.
01:01:12That is really interesting.
01:01:15It's not too far from Mike's.
01:01:18Yeah.
01:01:19Do we want to do that and then lay low after that?
01:01:22Sounds good.
01:01:23I'm down.
01:01:23Let's maybe case the joint and make sure we haven't been followed already.
01:01:27See if Aaron is lurking somewhere.
01:01:29Good call.
01:01:29We did give him a flyer to this place, right?
01:01:32Yeah.
01:01:36It went really bad.
01:01:37Different date, but...
01:01:38Different date.
01:01:39Different date.
01:01:40I think we don't show up to the night.
01:01:43You see that the bartender sort of looks out and walks over to your table and says,
01:01:45Do you guys know anything about this?
01:01:47Yeah.
01:01:47And it holds up a flyer.
01:01:48We wanted to host something here, if that was all right.
01:01:51We were going to buy the bar out for the night.
01:01:53Like, pay for every single drop of alcohol in the joint.
01:01:57It should be real, real good.
01:02:00Get out!
01:02:02You're being crazy.
01:02:03Wait, really?
01:02:04You're turning down us buying every single drop of alcohol?
01:02:07I mean, how could I make that call?
01:02:09I'm not Mike.
01:02:10I don't own this place.
01:02:11Where the hell is Mike?
01:02:13At home!
01:02:14Where is Mike's home?
01:02:17She folds up the paper.
01:02:20I have never been to my boss's home.
01:02:23But you've met him?
01:02:24He comes here?
01:02:24Yeah, he comes here.
01:02:25Okay.
01:02:26I have never been to my boss's home.
01:02:28That's actually really healthy.
01:02:30That's good.
01:02:31Yeah, because the bosses that invite you over to their house,
01:02:34it's weird.
01:02:35Creepy.
01:02:35Yeah.
01:02:36I'll tell you this.
01:02:37One day real soon, we're going to change that.
01:02:41All right, guys.
01:02:42Can I get you anything else?
01:02:43You guys never drink.
01:02:45Can I bring that up?
01:02:45Yeah, but we tip so well.
01:02:48We tip so well.
01:02:50What are you looking for?
01:02:51Are you a different guy?
01:02:55Full Mar-a-Lago face happening every year.
01:02:58Fucking insane, bro.
01:03:01Now, are we going to that party or what?
01:03:03I think you made your cheekbones too high.
01:03:06It looks like your eyes are bloodshot from bone pushing into them.
01:03:10Have you considered that?
01:03:12Are you thinking something sweet?
01:03:13I get on my scooter.
01:03:17Do you guys want to go to the party?
01:03:18We'll go to Zachy Lee Maple real quick.
01:03:21Yeah.
01:03:21I mean, do you think, do you think that that could be, um, uh, is that worth the bite
01:03:27of the poo-poo platter to try to talk to Zachy Lee Maple?
01:03:30I mean, undeniably.
01:03:31I mean, Zachy Lee Maple, at least from what we learned, sounds like a big deal to a lot
01:03:34of people.
01:03:35After that, we lay low.
01:03:36We lay low.
01:03:36Because we've...
01:03:37After that, we lay low.
01:03:38After the party, after the statue, we lay low.
01:03:41And I just want to say, like, as far as, like, getting Purby back on the map, maybe at some
01:03:45point we'd reveal this nuclear silo under the town.
01:03:48We'd turn it into sort of a cave tour situation.
01:03:50Ooh, or a roller rink.
01:03:53Roller rink cave tour.
01:03:55Definitely.
01:03:56Old people.
01:03:56Wouldn't that be fun?
01:03:57Old people salon.
01:03:59How fun would that be?
01:04:00And a roller rink.
01:04:01Ten levels of ladder to get down to this level.
01:04:05I want to side with Levante.
01:04:06I mean, heck.
01:04:08I got a taste of something before we moved here that I'm on the hunt for.
01:04:13I just need to let you know.
01:04:14I am down to pay attention to the poo-poo platter.
01:04:17I just got to go with the young, with the young people.
01:04:21And I got to find out what this SRI is.
01:04:24And I got to get another taste of that.
01:04:26Hey, you know, drugs above everything.
01:04:30Thank you.
01:04:30They rule the world.
01:04:31Yeah, they rule the world.
01:04:32All right, great.
01:04:33I'll go to the party, but all this Cold War talk has got me in my feels.
01:04:38I think that's okay if you give away a college student party and you just sort of brood in the
01:04:42corner.
01:04:43And you kind of talk about the Cold War under your breath.
01:04:45When you were, like, young, what did you think about the Soviet Union?
01:04:51They were the bad guys.
01:04:54It was messed up.
01:04:55Totally.
01:04:56It's kind of when I came up.
01:04:58Pretty formative years for me.
01:05:00Totally.
01:05:01Sputnik.
01:05:02Yeah.
01:05:04You just don't really strike me as, like, the guy that would be that worried about it or anything.
01:05:08Did you ever see Red Dawn?
01:05:10You guys head to the party.
01:05:13Darkness Man, Batchild, you head to Granite Village.
01:05:16Levante's coming with.
01:05:17Levante's going with.
01:05:18Gotcha.
01:05:18H.J., Zayth, and Madeleine.
01:05:22You guys head to Barnabas Street, which thankfully is, like, a very short street for you guys to go check
01:05:28out.
01:05:29Right over here, Barnabas, this house right here, with kind of a larger yard next to it, appears to be
01:05:37very well lit.
01:05:38And it's a Sunday, so it's not, like, a rager in terms of the vibe here, but it is packed.
01:05:47There are a lot of people here that appears to be a much more low-key college hang.
01:05:53As you guys approach, H.J., your face warped with vicissitude.
01:05:57I would love to, like, put on a hat, kind of switch what I'm wearing.
01:06:01I'm kind of looking, like, relaxed.
01:06:03Cool.
01:06:03You tie your blazer around your shoulder.
01:06:05H.J., I've never seen you cut loose like this.
01:06:08It's a, oh, no, yeah.
01:06:09Oh, no.
01:06:11The lips are so fun.
01:06:16How many units of filler you got in there?
01:06:19Yeah, so many.
01:06:21Who knows where I pulled it from?
01:06:25Your butt is so loose right now.
01:06:26My butt is concave.
01:06:28I love it.
01:06:29It's just sagging.
01:06:31Wait, what is the little top that you just put on this one?
01:06:33It seems to be different than the other one.
01:06:34It's a little different one.
01:06:36Yeah, exactly.
01:06:37Is it a megaphone?
01:06:38It's like a lag.
01:06:39Yeah, a little circus flag.
01:06:41You guys start approaching the house.
01:06:43As you do, you see a bunch of college kids.
01:06:45Madeline, you see Stringy up on the porch.
01:06:47Madeline and Saith, it's not hard for you guys to approach.
01:06:49H.J., you're a little more out of place.
01:06:51I've kind of changed my whole thing.
01:06:53Stingy, we found a guy who has Coke.
01:06:55Stringy turns around and goes,
01:06:58whoa, shit.
01:06:59As you say you have a guy that has Coke,
01:07:01a bunch of college kids look around.
01:07:02that not whom have never done Coke before,
01:07:04but it's certainly not the vibe of this gathering.
01:07:07And look around going like, oh.
01:07:09And weed.
01:07:10And the whole place cheers.
01:07:13Which is legal here.
01:07:15You see that they go like,
01:07:17dude, yeah, play the fucking Douglas commercial again.
01:07:20That shit's so crazy.
01:07:21You see there are a couple people
01:07:23sort of on the porch area of this house.
01:07:26And you can see this is an old.
01:07:27That's where the cool people hang.
01:07:28It's an old, dilapidated, large family dwelling
01:07:32that has clearly is like,
01:07:34it looks like eight different college students can live here.
01:07:37And you can hear some people approaching.
01:07:39The name Barnabas has become a sort of piece of college synecdoche
01:07:43where the street that the house is on is the name of the house.
01:07:46and it is a central locale.
01:07:48You can feel the miasma of significance and importance in this house.
01:07:53Stringy comes down and says,
01:07:54oh, yeah, come on in.
01:07:56Yeah, this is the spot.
01:07:58It's Stringy?
01:07:59Yeah, what's up, man?
01:08:01How's it going?
01:08:02I'm Stringy.
01:08:02Nice to meet you.
01:08:03Safe.
01:08:04I'm feeling a little sad,
01:08:05but I'm trying to rally.
01:08:07Oh, sorry, man.
01:08:08Yeah.
01:08:08Sorry you're bummed.
01:08:09Yeah.
01:08:10I start massaging the shoulder really hard with one hand.
01:08:13Thank you.
01:08:14It's a lot of energy, H.J.
01:08:16The energy is a lot.
01:08:17Sorry.
01:08:17Are you friends with Madeline?
01:08:19Are you looking to transfer here, too?
01:08:21Yes.
01:08:22Oh, cool.
01:08:23Awesome.
01:08:24Do you have any night sports?
01:08:26Night sports?
01:08:27Yeah.
01:08:28Blow frisbee.
01:08:29You know, like the big game plays at night.
01:08:33You see that there is a kid who has the most enormous gray hoodie you've ever seen,
01:08:39hair kind of tied back, cargo shorts, flip-flops,
01:08:42kind of wearing a cursed set of college clothing,
01:08:45but actually looking very fit and alive,
01:08:49who looks out and says,
01:08:51Glows frisbee, dude?
01:08:53Glows frisbee?
01:08:54Fuck.
01:08:54He says, I have a day glow Araby.
01:08:57We could do that.
01:08:59What the fuck is an Araby?
01:09:01Araby, it's like a, there's like a, it's like a orange circle.
01:09:03What's up?
01:09:04It's a frisbee?
01:09:05He says, fuck it.
01:09:06Let me go show you.
01:09:07And he says, what's up?
01:09:08I'm Patty.
01:09:09I'm Madeline.
01:09:10Madeline.
01:09:10Oh, enchanté.
01:09:12Come on in.
01:09:13What's your name, man?
01:09:14Zayth.
01:09:15Zayth, what's up, dude?
01:09:16I'm feeling a little bit down, but I'm trying to rally.
01:09:19I'm sorry to hear that, man.
01:09:21You know who would make you feel better?
01:09:22You see he goes, bingo!
01:09:24And you see that a dog comes running out from, it looks like it's Patty's dog, who runs up
01:09:30and you see, runs over to a cooler, grabs a can of beer in his mouth and runs back and
01:09:35jumps up on the railing of the, of the porch.
01:09:39He's like, what's up, buddy?
01:09:40And he cracks the beer and hands it to you.
01:09:41That's crazy.
01:09:42Can I look at how big the moon is right now?
01:09:44The moon appears to be a waxing half moon.
01:09:48Is this the mayor?
01:09:48You see he laughs and says, no, that's Rufus, dude.
01:09:52Rufus.
01:09:53He goes, this dude's like a little mutt, fox terrier kind of mixer or something like that,
01:09:58but this is bingo.
01:09:59He's the man.
01:10:00You see bingo goes, and licks him and goes, and you see everyone goes, bingo!
01:10:07What's his name, though?
01:10:09You're cheering up already.
01:10:11How can you stay sad when you see a little guy named bingo?
01:10:15Get off my shoulder for two seconds.
01:10:19You see that bingo, as Patty is standing there, steps up and actually goes and sits on Patty's shoulders
01:10:26and is like fully, almost like a cat, like wrapped around his shoulders.
01:10:29He's like, what's up, dude?
01:10:31He's a good boy.
01:10:32Value that.
01:10:34Hell yeah, brother.
01:10:35Value that.
01:10:35I will.
01:10:37The charisma palpitating off of the dog around this kid's shoulders is undeniable.
01:10:43This is one of the most charismatic dogs you've ever seen in your life.
01:10:46Looking out at the rest of you, he says, well, I'll grab you some treats.
01:10:48Come on and hang out.
01:10:49You said you had some weed?
01:10:50Yeah.
01:10:51Yeah.
01:10:52Someone's around here.
01:10:53Yeah, somebody has some.
01:10:55I'm already so deep in the party.
01:10:57Yeah.
01:10:58You vanish into the party and start enjoying yourself.
01:11:01Let me know if there's anything that you pursue in your time at this party.
01:11:03I would love to use my insight class status to look for anybody who I believe to be playing poor.
01:11:11Oh.
01:11:12No.
01:11:12Go ahead and give me intelligence.
01:11:15And then what is your class awareness a part of the skill that it's a part of?
01:11:17It's insight.
01:11:18Insight.
01:11:18Go ahead and give me insight and intelligence.
01:11:20Great.
01:11:22So anybody who's like, it looks like they're wearing raggedy clothes, but I can tell that
01:11:26it's like chrome hearts.
01:11:27Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:11:28Or, you know, they have a signet ring on, but they're wearing otherwise very obviously thrifted
01:11:33clothes.
01:11:33I love that.
01:11:34I love that.
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