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The Client List (2010) HD based on a true story. #TheClientList #TrueStory
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00:00:28To be continued...
00:00:30Come on.
00:00:31Come on.
00:00:34Come here, you little monkey.
00:00:36Will you please get her dressed?
00:00:38Let's clean up before Mama gets here.
00:00:40I don't want to tell you I'm a lousy housekeeper.
00:00:42Oh, shoot. I gotta get ready. We're supposed to be at the bank.
00:00:44Why do you have to go to the bank?
00:00:46Because we need money for stuff like your braces.
00:00:48But I don't want braces. I want a video game player.
00:00:51Charlie, your mama's gonna tell you something true.
00:00:53No matter what you choose to do or be,
00:00:55life is easier if you're pretty.
00:00:57Does a girl no good to be good at video games?
00:01:00Knock, knock. Hey, y'all.
00:01:02Hi, Mama.
00:01:03Hey, Mama.
00:01:04It's hotter than a fur coat and marf out there.
00:01:08Guess you're just gonna let them watch TV all day.
00:01:10Oh, Mama, please don't start. I'm trying to get ready.
00:01:12Hey, Mama. That laundry was folded.
00:01:15It will be when I get through.
00:01:20Hi, Mama.
00:01:22Yeah! One, two, woo!
00:01:25Oh, I'm so glad to see you give Mama a great big kiss right there.
00:01:27Look how big you get.
00:01:29How's it going, Cassie?
00:01:30Well, I'm a two-pack a day or trying to quit smoking.
00:01:33That's how it's going.
00:01:34You know what gum and nicotine tastes like?
00:01:37Gum and nicotine.
00:01:39How's the knee?
00:01:41Oh, doesn't work and keeps me up all night.
00:01:43Sounds like my last two husbands.
00:01:47What are you gonna do if the bank turns you down?
00:01:49No idea.
00:01:50Well, it ain't a sin to be poor, but it's damned inconvenient.
00:01:53Well, what do y'all think?
00:01:55Whoa, you're either magician or twins.
00:01:59Mama, you look pretty.
00:02:00You sure do.
00:02:01It's gonna be a lot harder for the banker to turn you down on that outfit.
00:02:05Yeah, that's what I'm counting on.
00:02:06Like you said, use it until you lose it.
00:02:08Heck, I've lost it and I'm still using it.
00:02:11What smells like pumpkin pie?
00:02:12Oh, it's me.
00:02:14These scientists did a test and figured out that the smell of pumpkin,
00:02:17it brings blood flow to a man's, you know what, faster than anything else.
00:02:21Wait, did you hear that?
00:02:22I read it in some woman's magazine.
00:02:23August 2006 issue.
00:02:25Reese Witherspoon was on the cover.
00:02:26Rex, come on.
00:02:26We gotta scoot.
00:02:28Babies, be good to your mama.
00:02:29Bye, mama.
00:02:30Bye, mama.
00:02:33Oh, dang it.
00:02:34I just broke my nail.
00:02:36Sherpa, no one's looking at your nails.
00:02:38I've married you nine years and I haven't gotten to your nails yet.
00:02:41Come on.
00:02:41Now, Sam, don't slouch like you do.
00:02:44Knockers up!
00:02:47I am so nervous.
00:02:49Yeah, me too.
00:02:50Let me unbutton these.
00:02:52Just in case he's gay.
00:02:54Well, I did say whatever it takes.
00:02:56Oh, baby, how do we get ourselves into such an awful mess?
00:02:59A lot of people asking those questions these days.
00:03:02Samantha Horton!
00:03:04Oh, hell's bells.
00:03:05I do not need Carol retelling me how perfect her life is.
00:03:07Hey, I dumped her for you.
00:03:08You got the big prize.
00:03:09Don't tell her why we're here.
00:03:11Hey, Carol, hi.
00:03:13It's been forever.
00:03:14Don't you look pretty?
00:03:15I do believe you were wearing that same dress the last time I saw you.
00:03:19Well, aren't you observant?
00:03:20Jim and I were just here on business.
00:03:23But tomorrow we're off to Hawaii and then we're going to New York to do a little shopping.
00:03:28We all got to stimulate the economy, right?
00:03:31Bless your heart.
00:03:32Always thinking of others.
00:03:33Bye-bye.
00:03:35Y'all travel safe.
00:03:36Will do.
00:03:37Bye.
00:03:39Mrs. Horton.
00:03:40Mr. Horton.
00:03:41Please, have a seat.
00:03:43Uh, well, we're here about, uh, this letter.
00:03:50Well, I'd say it's a bit more than a letter.
00:03:53This is a notice of intent to foreclose.
00:03:56Yes, and we know we're seriously behind in our payments, but the rates suddenly jumped so high...
00:04:01As adjustable rates do.
00:04:02Mr. Sweeney, it's like I was trying to tell you on the telephone.
00:04:06My physical therapy job just got phased out.
00:04:09And Rex here, well, he hurt his knee so bad that he had to quit his construction job and get
00:04:13surgery.
00:04:13And we're just trying to pay back the medical bills.
00:04:16The healing's been a whole lot slower than I'd hoped.
00:04:18Well, I sympathize, but your mortgage payments must be maintained.
00:04:21It's not just about the mortgage.
00:04:23We're strapped.
00:04:25Completely.
00:04:26Getting dinner on the table, it's hard.
00:04:28We need more time.
00:04:31But, Mrs. Horton, I can't really give you any more time.
00:04:34You can call me Sam.
00:04:37Sam.
00:04:42That's an interesting scent you're wearing.
00:04:44You like it?
00:04:46Very much.
00:04:50But, uh, there's nothing I can do.
00:04:53With the current financial situation, this bank must take a zero-tolerance position on nonpayment.
00:04:59What about the government bailing you out to help us out? Where's the help?
00:05:02All I can tell you is that unless we receive payment on the 15th of this month, foreclosure proceedings will
00:05:09begin.
00:05:10And we'll lose our home.
00:05:11Yes.
00:05:12That is what foreclosure means.
00:05:14I'm sorry.
00:05:16No, you're not.
00:05:18Not really.
00:05:20Even though you're plenty of all here, too.
00:05:23You know, the day we met you, you told us that a subprime arm loan made good sense.
00:05:27And not to worry about the rate adjustments, because we would be able to refinance before the loan resets.
00:05:31And then you told us that it would be advantageous for us to enhance our income statement to help facilitate
00:05:36the approving process.
00:05:37Those were your words.
00:05:38Exactly.
00:05:40Now, I don't think any of us remembers exactly what was said.
00:05:43Oh, she does.
00:05:45You were wearing a black and gray tweed coat with a taupe shirt and a cream tie.
00:05:50It had a quarter-sized hot sauce stain on it.
00:05:52And you were real worried because you were getting ready to take your photo ID.
00:05:58There's the tie and there's the stain.
00:06:01Now, what exactly don't I remember exactly?
00:06:10Like I said.
00:06:14Well, at least you got a month's extension at something.
00:06:17Is it?
00:06:17Let's go make it better next month.
00:06:20Chocolate milkshakes and cheese fries.
00:06:21I don't make it better for all of about five minutes, but I'll take it.
00:06:24Here's my application.
00:06:26I know you guys aren't hiring, but if you could just have your manners, you keep that on file?
00:06:29Thanks.
00:06:30You're really desperate, huh?
00:06:31I would join the army if you'd let me wear heels.
00:06:33Hey, you know we'd sure hire you at the bar if we could.
00:06:36I know you would.
00:06:37So there's just nothing promising for Rex?
00:06:38Not a thing.
00:06:39Nobody's even hiring.
00:06:40And if there were any construction jobs, they're not going to go for a guy with a bum knee.
00:06:43Oh, gosh.
00:06:44This must be killing him.
00:06:45You know men in pride.
00:06:47Men are complicated.
00:06:48No, they're not.
00:06:49Men are easy.
00:06:50I'm thirsty.
00:06:50I'm hungry.
00:06:51I'm horny.
00:06:52That's men.
00:06:53Probably not necessarily in that order.
00:06:55You guys, I never thought I'd say anything quite as sappy as it was not supposed to turn
00:06:59out this way, but it wasn't.
00:07:00I mean, when they were scouting Rex for UT, I already had the drapes picked out for the pool house.
00:07:04You weren't crazy.
00:07:06Handsome white running back is worth his weight and gold.
00:07:09I just thought we were going to be the next Angie Harmon and Jason Seahorn, and then
00:07:12he got knocked down.
00:07:13You got knocked up.
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:17Hey, wait a minute.
00:07:17Here's something.
00:07:19Pine Touch Health Spa.
00:07:20Licensed massage therapist.
00:07:22I'm licensed.
00:07:22I don't know how you do that, touching naked strangers' bodies.
00:07:25It's just skin.
00:07:26It makes them feel better.
00:07:28It doesn't say they're hiring, but it's worth the call.
00:07:30It's all the way in the arena.
00:07:31It's more than an hour's drive.
00:07:33Well, there's nothing here.
00:07:35You know how smart you were to go and become a lawyer?
00:07:37My mom always said I was too pretty for law school.
00:07:39My mama said I was too skinny to get a husband.
00:07:41My mom said to always wear lipstick, even if you're just going to the market.
00:07:45Well, to Texas moms.
00:07:47Hmm.
00:07:47Texas moms.
00:07:48Texas moms.
00:07:58Yeah.
00:08:03Yeah.
00:08:04Yeah.
00:08:15Yeah.
00:08:23The usual time, you little devil.
00:08:26Okay, okay, I've got to go now.
00:08:28All right, bye-bye.
00:08:30Hi there, can I help you?
00:08:31Hi, my name's Samantha Horton,
00:08:33and I called about the massage therapy interview.
00:08:35Oh, that's right.
00:08:36Here's my resume.
00:08:37Hi, hi there.
00:08:39Well, I'm JC.
00:08:40Hello.
00:08:40And this here's my partner, Doreen.
00:08:42Good morning.
00:08:44Gosh, you are a pretty little thing.
00:08:46Oh, and I can spot a pageant smile.
00:08:48What'd you win?
00:08:48I was Miss Bixby Hills.
00:08:50Runner-up, Miss Piedmont.
00:08:51I dropped my baton.
00:08:53Well, I entered in Miss Texas,
00:08:55but then I got pregnant and married,
00:08:56and now I got three kids.
00:08:57I'm dying to have babies.
00:08:59You were smart, start young.
00:09:01I'm trained in shiatsu and deep tissue,
00:09:03but I can pretty much do any kind of massage I want.
00:09:05Well, look at you.
00:09:08I'm a real fast learner,
00:09:09and I'm just desperate for a job.
00:09:13Can you start tomorrow?
00:09:14Really?
00:09:15That's it?
00:09:16Pretty much, baby.
00:09:20Who's starving?
00:09:21I could eat a buttered monkey.
00:09:22Yay, breakfast for supper!
00:09:24Yeah, we're celebrating Mama's new job.
00:09:27So now I can play flag football?
00:09:30Flag football is way down on the list of things we need to be paying for.
00:09:33Please?
00:09:34Brady, it's like $100 just to register.
00:09:37And there's a team photo and equipment,
00:09:38and what if you break your glasses?
00:09:40That conversation is over.
00:09:42Hey, hon, I didn't hear your motorcycle.
00:09:44It's because I sold it.
00:09:47Rex, you love that thing.
00:09:48Yeah.
00:09:49I kind of like having electricity, too.
00:09:52Baby, I know that wasn't easy.
00:09:54Good riddance.
00:09:55You know what doctors call them?
00:09:57Donor cycles.
00:09:58Are we reached now?
00:10:00No.
00:10:01Hey, sweetheart, what's it like at that kind-touch health spa?
00:10:05Well, what's it like?
00:10:06Oh, no, a bee!
00:10:07Watch out, Brady.
00:10:08They can smell your fear.
00:10:09Hey, Mama.
00:10:10It's all right.
00:10:10I got you.
00:10:11You know what?
00:10:12It was real nice.
00:10:13Rich clients, big tips.
00:10:15Yeah?
00:10:15Maybe I should ditch my job at the salon and come rub some backs with you.
00:10:20Unless they're moly or hairy.
00:10:22Woman, you wax hoo-hahs.
00:10:23Yeah, I remove the hair, but I don't mess with it.
00:10:27Well, that's hoo-hahs.
00:10:28Nothing.
00:10:29Daddy, what is a hoo-hah?
00:10:35Camp town ladies, sing this song.
00:10:38Hoo-hahs, hoo-hahs.
00:10:40Camp town track is five miles long.
00:10:43Oh, hoo-hah day.
00:10:44Hi.
00:10:45Here I am.
00:10:46Oh, hey, honey.
00:10:47Welcome.
00:10:49Why don't you come on back and meet the other girls, okay?
00:10:51Got a bit of a lull right now,
00:10:53but as soon as that Cowboys-Redskins game is done,
00:10:55we are going to be plenty busy.
00:10:57Come on.
00:10:59Okay.
00:11:00All right.
00:11:02Here we go.
00:11:07Okay, ladies, say hi to Sam.
00:11:09Hey, honey, welcome back.
00:11:11Hi.
00:11:12Okay, now, just real quick.
00:11:13I started this business 15 years ago.
00:11:15I wanted to be a novelist, and I still do,
00:11:18but this pays the bills a whole lot better.
00:11:20Doreen used to be a dancer.
00:11:21Well, cruise ships mostly, but some dinner theater.
00:11:24Now, she's been partners with me for 10 years.
00:11:26Isn't that right?
00:11:27Yeah.
00:11:27And Tanya's been with us for six.
00:11:29Six, that's right.
00:11:30And she's also an amazing tattoo artist.
00:11:32Now, oh, and this here is Emma,
00:11:34our barely legal-looking newbie.
00:11:37How long you been here, sweetie?
00:11:38Uh, two months today.
00:11:40So nice.
00:11:41Hey, hon, you got a client number four.
00:11:42Why don't you scoot on over?
00:11:43All right.
00:11:44Okay.
00:11:44And you're all licensed massage therapists?
00:11:47Sure, yeah.
00:11:48We all have licenses, and we all give massage.
00:11:51Well, it's a teensy bit more than that.
00:11:53What do you mean?
00:11:55Well, like my writing teacher always says,
00:11:58why don't you show me, not tell me?
00:12:00Come on over here, I'll show you.
00:12:03Let me just get these both in here.
00:12:07Hi, Richard.
00:12:10So this is one of those two-way jobs,
00:12:12you know, like they have in all the cop shows.
00:12:15How are you doing?
00:12:16Pretty good.
00:12:17How are you?
00:12:18Great.
00:12:20Oh, I love that SVU.
00:12:22I think Mariska Hardike, she's just darling.
00:12:25And her mama is Jane Mansfield,
00:12:26so you know those breasts are real.
00:12:29Not for safety.
00:12:30We always bring the first-time clients into this room.
00:12:32It's all very above board.
00:12:34Nobody does anything they're not comfortable with.
00:12:36You understand?
00:12:37No, I don't know.
00:12:42Oh.
00:12:44You understand?
00:12:47Yeah, I guess.
00:12:49Okay.
00:13:02What am I going to do now?
00:13:06I guess that's why they didn't show me around the first day.
00:13:08I wanted to ease me into it.
00:13:10I guess I'll just have to find something else,
00:13:12or maybe Rex will get a job,
00:13:13or maybe that lottery ticket I've got in my purse
00:13:16has three good numbers on it.
00:13:21Hey, Dean.
00:13:22What's up?
00:13:23It's Rex.
00:13:24I kind of need to come pick him up.
00:13:25He's in no condition to drive.
00:13:27You know how it gets in here when the cowboys lose.
00:13:30I'm on my way.
00:13:37Dean, isn't it hard being on your feet in your condition?
00:13:40I'm used to it.
00:13:41Packed four kids in five years.
00:13:43Feels weird when I'm not pregnant.
00:13:45It's good for business.
00:13:47Behind the bar, the big boobs getting here.
00:13:49Closing time she comes out,
00:13:51the belly sends them home.
00:13:53Fair enough.
00:13:54Stupid.
00:13:58Where is he?
00:14:00He's cleaning up in the jar.
00:14:01We'll help you with getting to Chuck.
00:14:03Yeah, he's going, he didn't.
00:14:10I can walk, man.
00:14:13I can walk.
00:14:14Dude, you can't walk.
00:14:18Rex had a rough day, Sam.
00:14:20And your mom took the kids,
00:14:21told them to come here and blow off some steam.
00:14:23Well, good idea, Mom.
00:14:25Thank you, Phil.
00:14:26Sure thing.
00:14:27Take care of my boy.
00:14:30So?
00:14:31I heard you got a job.
00:14:32That one in Lorena, right?
00:14:34That's so awesome.
00:14:35Yeah, I don't think that's going to work out.
00:14:37I don't know what I'm going to do.
00:14:39Sometimes I wish I could just start all over again.
00:14:43Come on, this isn't you.
00:14:44You're Samantha Dale Horton.
00:14:46You're the prettiest girl this town has ever seen,
00:14:49and you always get what you want.
00:14:52Besides, I spent too many years being jealous of you
00:14:54to feel sorry for you now.
00:14:56Figure this out.
00:14:57I am so sure of it.
00:15:00I wish I was.
00:15:01I love you.
00:15:03Love you.
00:15:05You call me tomorrow.
00:15:07Okay.
00:15:08Okay.
00:15:21Damn it, Rex.
00:15:21We're almost out of gas.
00:15:22Missing for a hundred and a half years in the 90s all week long,
00:15:27possibly hitting 50 digits by the weekend.
00:15:30Dang gas, Guttler.
00:15:34You look good.
00:15:36Well, you sure don't.
00:15:37What were you thinking?
00:15:40Look, I spent all day standing outside of Kyle's lumber lot
00:15:44with the other day laborers,
00:15:47trying to pick up some odd job that would pay enough for me
00:15:50to sign up my son for flag football.
00:15:54Max.
00:15:56On the whole day,
00:15:58I'm watching people we know coming out of that store,
00:16:01and I can see it on their faces.
00:16:05Look how far the football hero has fallen.
00:16:11I'm sorry.
00:16:13I had a bad day, too.
00:16:17Stupid, gas-guzzling piece of junk.
00:16:27Declined!
00:16:28Rex, where's your wallet?
00:16:33It's, uh...
00:16:34It's in my pocket.
00:16:42A dollar?
00:16:43Damn it, Rex.
00:16:44This is not what I signed up for.
00:16:46This is America.
00:16:48A girl who's pretty, she's not supposed to be poor.
00:16:50I'm sorry.
00:16:51I know that sounds all braggy and unfair and awful,
00:16:53but you know what?
00:16:53It's true.
00:16:58You know what?
00:17:00Dee was right.
00:17:03She was right.
00:17:04I am Sam Horton.
00:17:05I am Sam Horton,
00:17:06and I do not let life get me down.
00:17:11I do what I have to do,
00:17:14and I don't get defeated.
00:17:28I don't get defeated.
00:17:29but I do not let alone.
00:17:32Rex?
00:17:44Rex...
00:17:47Jacey, hi.
00:17:50It's Sam.
00:17:52Sam Horton.
00:17:57I'm so sorry that I walked out on y'all today.
00:18:10I'll see you tomorrow.
00:18:20A-V-O-I-D.
00:18:23A-V-O-I-D.
00:18:25Vacuum.
00:18:27V-A-C-U-U-M.
00:18:30Vacuum.
00:18:31Good.
00:18:32Now to blow.
00:18:33To blow.
00:18:33So now can I go out and play football?
00:18:35No.
00:18:36It's not T-A?
00:18:37No, I was talking to Brady.
00:18:38Do you want an apple or an orange?
00:18:39Orange.
00:18:40Please.
00:18:40No.
00:18:42B-L-E-A-U.
00:18:45Have a look.
00:18:46Perfect.
00:18:47You're going to do fine.
00:18:48We're all going to be fine.
00:18:49Everything's going to be fine.
00:18:51There's nothing to be scared of.
00:18:52I mean it.
00:18:55Sorry.
00:18:56It's Mama's first day at work, and I'm not going to be able to pick you up at school.
00:18:58So to say I'm sorry, I put two desserts in both your lunches.
00:19:01Wow.
00:19:02Your new job's great.
00:19:04Come on.
00:19:05Scoot.
00:19:06I'm sitting behind Mama.
00:19:08No, you are.
00:19:09Uh-huh.
00:19:09You went last time.
00:19:11Mama?
00:19:12Mama?
00:19:13Mama?
00:19:14Mama?
00:19:16Mama?
00:19:17Mama?
00:19:18Mama?
00:19:19Mama?
00:19:21Mama?
00:19:21Mama?
00:19:22Mama?
00:19:23No.
00:19:36Hey, I'm going to let you go.
00:19:37Hey, that's the way.
00:19:37You know, I pride myself on running a safe and clean business.
00:19:41as we provide a reliable service at reasonable rates.
00:19:43We're like Dairy Queen, except not fattening.
00:19:46We are open Saturday to Thursday, noon to midnight.
00:19:50This being Friday, payday.
00:19:52Start early and stay till the last one leaves.
00:19:54Okay, well, it's real important that I work
00:19:56only when my kids are at school.
00:19:57Oh, that's fine, we do a huge lunch crowd.
00:20:00All the outfits are in a little room in the back,
00:20:02but each of these rooms have everything you might need.
00:20:04There's condoms and oils and such.
00:20:06Oh, and drinks in Viagra are on the house.
00:20:09You give away Viagra?
00:20:10Pays for itself.
00:20:12Little blue pill keeps us in the black.
00:20:14We were worried when the economy tanked,
00:20:16but turns out that this
00:20:18is the most recession-proof business there is.
00:20:20And what about the police?
00:20:21Oh, well, let's just say donuts
00:20:23ain't the only thing they're getting for free.
00:20:26All righty, let's get you on in the back room,
00:20:28because everybody's here on Friday.
00:20:31All righty.
00:20:33Now, for everyone's protection,
00:20:34none of us uses a real name.
00:20:36Doreena Sugar.
00:20:38Emma wants to be called Salome.
00:20:40She won't do anything that's not mentioned in the Bible.
00:20:43Lucky for us, that's not all limiting.
00:20:45Tanya's margarita.
00:20:46Unless the guy's into Asian chicks, then I'm sucky.
00:20:49That's right, and I'm Big Mama.
00:20:51I do mostly fetish stuff.
00:20:53I got me some kick-ass feet.
00:20:55So you, I think, we are gonna call you Brandy,
00:21:01because you look like you go down real smooth.
00:21:03Brandy, okay.
00:21:05Now, like you saw yesterday, we screened everybody up front,
00:21:07but if you got any problems at all, you holler, right?
00:21:10You know how to use a gun, baby?
00:21:12No.
00:21:13I'll teach you.
00:21:14Tanya used to be a bounty hunter.
00:21:15It's crazy.
00:21:16Anyway, you got any questions?
00:21:17No, I just feel like I might be sick.
00:21:20First time's the hardest.
00:21:21It's like the first time you kill someone, it gets easier.
00:21:24This was always easy for you.
00:21:26Come on.
00:21:26What can I say?
00:21:27I love sex.
00:21:28I'm getting paid to do something I love.
00:21:30That is such a blessing, right?
00:21:31You know, the work is what it is.
00:21:33You gotta get into your own head space on that,
00:21:35but at the end of the day...
00:21:37Still beats the hell out of waitressin'.
00:21:41Hmm.
00:21:42Oh!
00:21:439am.
00:21:43Well, it is Friday.
00:21:44That's for sure.
00:21:45Okay, girls.
00:21:49This'll help some.
00:21:52I'm still getting used to it.
00:21:55You don't even look old enough to drink.
00:21:58What brought you here?
00:21:59I ran away from home to try out for American Idol.
00:22:04But they said it wasn't ready yet,
00:22:06so I'm saving money for a singing coach.
00:22:08You can't get home?
00:22:10My family's Pentecostal.
00:22:12They're not real.
00:22:14Supportive of my Hollywood ambitions.
00:22:18I kinda liked being all rebellious at first, but now...
00:22:22I don't know.
00:22:24The money's good, but...
00:22:26God's always watchin'.
00:22:28You know?
00:22:31I really do not need that thought in my head right now.
00:22:35Anna, honey, you're in room one.
00:22:37And Sam, you're in room four.
00:22:38There's some pretty little outfits back there for you, okay?
00:23:04That feels really good, honey.
00:23:07Mm-mm.
00:23:07Yeah.
00:23:10So, where are you from?
00:23:12Am I supposed to answer that?
00:23:14No.
00:23:15Sorry, I'm just kinda nervous.
00:23:17It's my first time.
00:23:18Not massaging, but you know.
00:23:20Really?
00:23:21Yeah, me too.
00:23:23Oh.
00:23:24Well, now, look at us.
00:23:25Two peas in a pod.
00:23:27So, are you married?
00:23:29Yep.
00:23:30That's why I'm here.
00:23:33What the hell?
00:23:34Well, that wasn't respectful.
00:23:35Well, you know, this may be my first time, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to be hitting me.
00:23:40A man is not supposed to put down his wife.
00:23:43When was the last time you told her she was beautiful?
00:23:46I don't know, but...
00:23:48You know, men, they fall in love with their eyes, but women, we fall in love with our ears.
00:23:52Mm-hmm.
00:23:53You remember that I said that?
00:23:56Hmm.
00:23:56Oh.
00:23:58Dang it.
00:24:00I'm so sorry.
00:24:01That's my phone.
00:24:01I forgot to turn it off.
00:24:03Oh, it's my daughter's school.
00:24:04I need to take this.
00:24:05Hey.
00:24:06Hey, baby, what's up?
00:24:09No, you didn't.
00:24:10You won the whole spelling bee?
00:24:12What was the word?
00:24:15Dipthong.
00:24:15Now, that's a hard word.
00:24:17Hey, do you know how to spell dipthong?
00:24:18What?
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19You know what?
00:24:19We're gonna celebrate tonight.
00:24:21Mama loves you.
00:24:22Bye.
00:24:24Can you believe that?
00:24:27This is quite what I imagined.
00:24:30You know, your kid calling me, talking about not a wife.
00:24:33Maybe I should just, uh...
00:24:34Okay, please.
00:24:35Please, you can't go.
00:24:38Look, I really need this job, and...
00:24:41Can I just have a do-over?
00:24:42Huh?
00:24:43Look, I promise that you'll leave here satisfied, okay?
00:24:45Because when I do something, I do it right.
00:24:48And you know what?
00:24:49Maybe I can help you get a little bit more of what you need at home.
00:24:52Okay.
00:24:53Now, when was the last time that you bought something special for your wife?
00:24:58I don't know.
00:25:00On her birthday, I guess, but...
00:25:02Okay, well, then, we need to get her something for no reason.
00:25:04And I'm not talking about flowers.
00:25:06I mean something real fancy, like an expensive watch.
00:25:11Look, I'm sorry, honey.
00:25:12This is not what I paid for.
00:25:15I...
00:25:15Look, this isn't quite what I had in mind.
00:25:18I know what you paid for.
00:25:21You're a very pretty lady and all, but I just...
00:25:24It's kind of not the right feeling I'm getting here somehow.
00:25:28Okay.
00:25:29This is what you paid for.
00:25:43See all that money right there?
00:25:45That's just from one day.
00:25:46I mean, I gotta worry about the kids.
00:25:49And the bills.
00:25:50And the house.
00:25:50Right?
00:25:53I mean, I'm only gonna do it until we get ahead.
00:25:57I can do this.
00:25:58It's gonna be fine.
00:26:01And...
00:26:03It's gonna be fine.
00:26:09It's gonna be fine.
00:26:09Oh, my God.
00:26:09I might have to pull over.
00:26:25Help me!
00:26:28Help me!
00:26:29Help me!
00:26:33Help me!
00:26:45Help me!
00:26:46Hey, Sam. What's up?
00:26:47I need some girlfriend talk.
00:26:49Right now.
00:26:55Well, stop looking so shocked.
00:26:58I'm sorry, Sam, but this is my shocked face.
00:27:01If you want me to look different,
00:27:02you might need to say something a little less shocking.
00:27:04I was just hoping for a little sympathy.
00:27:06I thought Pretty Woman was like your favorite movie.
00:27:08Oh, God, I love that movie.
00:27:10What is true? I'm just gonna make another one that good.
00:27:12Dee, focus.
00:27:13I'm sorry.
00:27:14Look, I just needed someone to talk to.
00:27:16And I couldn't tell Laura,
00:27:17because she'd probably have to have me arrested.
00:27:18Oh, God, please don't tell Phil.
00:27:20Of course I won't tell Phil.
00:27:22My wife tells her husband that someone like you is available.
00:27:26Oh, God.
00:27:27Sam, this is just...
00:27:28I don't know.
00:27:30Wow.
00:27:31That's what I made today.
00:27:38Holy sugar.
00:27:40I'm not proud of it.
00:27:44You know...
00:27:46Work in a bar to kind of stop judging people.
00:27:50Just please be careful.
00:27:52And the sooner you stop, the better.
00:27:55I will.
00:27:58So?
00:28:00What's it like?
00:28:03Well, to be honest, the thing they want the most is for you to lie to them.
00:28:07They want to know that their guts are small and their Johnsons are big,
00:28:10even if the truth is staring you right in the face.
00:28:12Oh, my Lord.
00:28:13Oh, God.
00:28:14Please tell me I'm not crazy.
00:28:19It sounds like men aren't the only ones who want to be lied to.
00:28:24You got that right.
00:28:27You can go home.
00:28:29I got to go tell my fat husband he's hot.
00:28:44Hey, everybody.
00:28:45I'm home.
00:28:46Hey, babe.
00:28:47I made spaghetti.
00:28:48I can see that.
00:28:49Sorry I'm running a little bit late, but I went shopping.
00:28:52Okay.
00:28:53What did you get?
00:28:54Let me see.
00:28:57Further spelling champ.
00:28:59Susie style, dog.
00:29:00And?
00:29:01For you!
00:29:04Thank you, Mommy.
00:29:05And I think that's for you.
00:29:08Does this mean I can play football?
00:29:10Yes, it does.
00:29:11Yes!
00:29:12Hey.
00:29:14Go out for a pass.
00:29:17Can we afford this?
00:29:18We can now.
00:29:25Oh.
00:29:26I'll work with you.
00:29:29Come here, buddy.
00:29:53Let's go outside.
00:29:55Hit me high.
00:29:56Cause I'm about to crack.
00:29:58One, two, three, turn around.
00:29:59Don't you watch me now?
00:30:01Just turn around.
00:30:02Touch your knees.
00:30:03Don't look.
00:30:04Just turn around.
00:30:05Do it now.
00:30:07You make me count.
00:30:08One, two, three, turn around.
00:30:10One, two, three, turn around.
00:30:11So, what exactly does an actuary do?
00:30:15It's a little hard to explain.
00:30:17Hm?
00:30:23One, two, three, turn around.
00:30:25Don't you watch me now?
00:30:26Just turn around.
00:30:28Don't you watch me now?
00:30:28Touch your knees.
00:30:28Don't look.
00:30:29Just turn around.
00:30:30Do it now.
00:30:32Don't make me count.
00:30:33One, two, three, turn around.
00:30:35One, two, three, turn around.
00:30:36One, two, three, turn around.
00:30:36You're gonna be fine.
00:30:37Don't you turn around.
00:30:38Can't you see?
00:30:39I don't need you around.
00:30:41Do it now.
00:30:43Walk right through.
00:30:43It's beautiful.
00:30:45This is why you're my favorite customer.
00:30:47I am.
00:30:49Gracias.
00:30:54Me?
00:30:54That's why you're my favorite customer.
00:30:56Really?
00:30:58It's me?
00:31:00But you are my favorite enemy.
00:31:04Walk right through.
00:31:05That's all.
00:31:09You just gave it to me right out of the blue.
00:31:14Come on.
00:31:15Come on.
00:31:15Come on.
00:31:17Come on.
00:31:19Come on.
00:31:19How are you guys?
00:31:21How are you?
00:31:29Well, whatever you two want, it's on me.
00:31:32Thanks, Sam.
00:31:35Blue girls.
00:31:37Be right back.
00:31:40You know, I know you're not supposed to say it, but I just love having money.
00:31:44Loving it.
00:31:44Maybe just a little too much.
00:31:46Oh, Dee, come on.
00:31:47You know I've always dreamt of not having to look at price tags.
00:31:50And Rex doesn't suspect anything?
00:31:51I mean, the watch, the earrings, the necklace.
00:31:55What do you tell him?
00:31:56That they're all fake. Come on.
00:31:58Men don't know from jewelry.
00:31:59Well, that's the truth.
00:32:01You know what's weird? Nobody even wants an explanation.
00:32:04It's like I'm Santa Claus.
00:32:05Just as long as I keep giving them presents,
00:32:07they can see me soaring through the sky with a flying reindeer.
00:32:13Don't worry.
00:32:14I know what I'm doing.
00:32:31You awake?
00:32:35Yeah.
00:32:38I can't sleep.
00:32:41Me too.
00:32:43What's wrong?
00:32:45I don't know.
00:32:47It's just, look, I'm happy you're working, and I'm trying to keep some perspective on
00:33:01this, but it's killing me that you're the breadwinner and I'm not.
00:33:09Baby.
00:33:10No, I always said that I'd protect you, that I would take care of you.
00:33:25You want a massage?
00:33:28No.
00:33:29You've been doing that all day.
00:33:34Not to anyone who looks like you.
00:33:38Yeah.
00:34:04Hey, I'm sorry about what happened at the bar the other night.
00:34:08I mean it.
00:34:16I love you.
00:34:20I love you too, girl.
00:34:28Merry Christmas.
00:34:30Merry Christmas.
00:34:34Jim.
00:34:36Sam.
00:34:36What are you doing here?
00:34:38What are you doing here?
00:34:40What do you think I'm doing here?
00:34:42Oh, this is embarrassing.
00:34:46Well, I won't tell if you won't tell.
00:34:48There's nothing to tell.
00:34:49It never happened.
00:34:50I know your wife.
00:34:51So watch.
00:34:51She treats you like dirt.
00:34:53Don't you want to stick it to her?
00:34:55Not by you sticking it to me.
00:34:56Now get on out of here.
00:34:58Go.
00:34:59All right.
00:35:06Hurry up, hurry up.
00:35:07Santa's been here.
00:35:08Come on, Mama.
00:35:09Come on, Daddy.
00:35:10Hurry up, you guys.
00:35:12Wow.
00:35:13Santa brought all this.
00:35:14This is way more than last Christmas.
00:35:17And I thought y'all were spoiled before.
00:35:19Hey, slow down there, kids.
00:35:20Remember, Christmas is more than just about presents.
00:35:22Yeah, all right.
00:35:23Happy birthday, Jesus.
00:35:26Well, that must have been some Christmas bonus you got.
00:35:29Not bad.
00:35:31But don't you think you're working a little too hard?
00:35:34I'm starting to see lines on that pretty face.
00:35:37Mama.
00:35:37Don't frown.
00:35:38It makes it worse.
00:35:40I'm just saying you look tired is all.
00:35:42Well, don't all parents look tired on Christmas morning?
00:35:45Then go look under that tree for a small little box with your name on it.
00:35:48Something very sparkly inside.
00:35:50Yes, ma'am.
00:35:53Look at this, a house.
00:35:55I don't know what it is.
00:35:57Your present's outside.
00:36:03Okay.
00:36:04What?
00:36:04What are you doing?
00:36:05What is this?
00:36:06Open dress.
00:36:07Surprise.
00:36:08No, you didn't.
00:36:09I did.
00:36:11Oh, Sam.
00:36:13I don't even know what to say.
00:36:15I mean, thank you.
00:36:19I got something for you, but...
00:36:22Wow, next to this.
00:36:24Oh, what the heck.
00:36:36Well...
00:36:37Rex Horton Training.
00:36:39It's an exterminating company.
00:36:41And the money's not great.
00:36:43But did you know there are more rats in East Texas than there are in New York City?
00:36:47Sexy.
00:36:48Don't even get me started on cockroaches.
00:36:52It's real good.
00:36:53No.
00:36:55It's gross.
00:36:57But it's a start.
00:37:01Now, stay tuned for your local news, weather and sports.
00:37:05Here's Jimmy.
00:37:10Well, folks, if you move to Texas for the coolest summer, you may see...
00:37:14Oh, there's a bunch of guys out there who knew this business had a holiday rush.
00:37:18I'm not the only people this time of year.
00:37:24No, it can't be.
00:37:27It can't be.
00:37:28What?
00:37:28What can it be?
00:37:31Liz.
00:37:34She's a preacher from my church.
00:37:37He's wearing the brown sweater the choir gave him for Secret Santa.
00:37:42I picked out that sweater.
00:37:54I think I won't be sick.
00:38:15Are you okay?
00:38:17I don't know.
00:38:19Well, go on, then.
00:38:20Get out of here.
00:38:21But where?
00:38:23I can't go home, and Idle auditions aren't for another six months.
00:38:27Baby, you can always go home.
00:38:30As a parent, I always tell my kids...
00:38:32Will you pray with me?
00:38:37I gotta get back inside.
00:38:39But you know what?
00:38:40That Christian Fellowship Lodge, it's right over there.
00:38:45Say one for me, would you?
00:39:20Excuse me.
00:39:22So sorry to interrupt.
00:39:26But I think God wants me to tell you what's going on at that house spot across the way.
00:39:48All right, all right, all right.
00:39:51Hey, hey, I made it.
00:39:53I made it.
00:39:55There's 20 seconds left.
00:39:57You missed Brady's touchdown.
00:39:59Brady?
00:40:00Kid covering him got stung by a bee.
00:40:02Well, I'm sorry.
00:40:03It was my job.
00:40:04I have a job, too, Sam.
00:40:06I'm here.
00:40:07All right, good game!
00:40:09Hornets, come on, bring it in.
00:40:11Bring it in!
00:40:12Sam!
00:40:14You okay?
00:40:15Well, I just...
00:40:16I can't believe I'm Miss Brady's touchdown.
00:40:19Well, I'd love to say I love you anymore, but you both know I'd be lying.
00:40:24Dee, I drove here so fast I almost got myself a ticket.
00:40:27I mean, I swear I'm doing everything I can to keep it together, but it's too much.
00:40:30So quit.
00:40:31I can't.
00:40:34Money's too good.
00:40:35House needs a new roof.
00:40:36Rex is thinking about buying that company he's been working for.
00:40:40I'll quit.
00:40:42I will.
00:40:43I've got to.
00:40:45I'm just so tired of being tired all the time.
00:40:49I scored a touchdown.
00:40:51I scored a touchdown.
00:40:51Brady!
00:40:52Oh, you got a touchdown.
00:40:54I'm not scared of bees anymore.
00:40:55I scored a touchdown.
00:40:56I scored a touchdown.
00:40:57Did you see me?
00:40:58Did you see me?
00:40:59I did see you, yeah.
00:41:00I can't wait.
00:41:01I'm going to wait for the final.
00:41:03I scored a winning touchdown.
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:06Yeah.
00:41:15Sam.
00:41:16Sam, wake up, baby.
00:41:18Sam.
00:41:22Guess I never heard the alarm.
00:41:24I heard it way out in the garage.
00:41:27Honey, this is nuts.
00:41:29Last few weeks, you've been wearing yourself out.
00:41:31You've got to cut back some on the hours.
00:41:33I'm up.
00:41:34I'm up.
00:41:36I'm up.
00:41:44Hey, have you seen Emma lately?
00:41:46I haven't seen her since Christmas.
00:41:47No, and I miss that little buttercup, especially because it's been so crazy around here.
00:41:51I'll tell you what's crazy.
00:41:52Me.
00:41:53Sitting here, bored and horny, while Sam's got three rooms going.
00:41:56Oh, well, now, don't go comparing yourself to others, Tanya.
00:41:59We all got our own strengths.
00:42:01Though I've got to say, Sam's been busy as popcorn.
00:42:03Yeah.
00:42:04She's got guys flying in from Germany on private jets.
00:42:07Guys buying her jewelry.
00:42:08And three.
00:42:09Three proposals.
00:42:10That's going to be, like, some kind of record.
00:42:13I can't believe it's almost four o'clock.
00:42:17Dang it.
00:42:19Y'all, why is this always empty?
00:42:21Sam, you got a new guy in two, and number four's still waiting.
00:42:24Okay, well, the last guy was in real estate, and he wouldn't stop crying.
00:42:27I'm sorry.
00:42:27Two seconds, and I'll be right there.
00:42:31Well, I'm sorry, but I've got to know.
00:42:33What could she possibly be doing that we're not?
00:42:35I mean, there's only so many places to put things, and so many things to put in them.
00:42:38Hmm.
00:42:43Pecan sandies with crushed hazelnuts.
00:42:46I can't believe you remembered.
00:42:47Well, of course I did.
00:42:48Your Aunt Julie used to make them for you when you went to Alabama.
00:42:51Amazing.
00:42:52My wife can't even remember how I like my eggs.
00:42:55Scrambled with hot sauce.
00:42:56Now, did Ruth Ann get that part?
00:42:59What the what?
00:43:00She wanted the princess role, and she got the funny fairy godmother.
00:43:04Well, you just tell her that the funny parts are the ones everyone remembers.
00:43:11Bingo.
00:43:12Lay on down.
00:43:14Yes, ma'am.
00:43:17Okay.
00:43:24I'm so glad you're here.
00:43:25I'm about to shut this clouds down.
00:43:28Hey, you can't party if you wanna, but you can't bring no drama.
00:43:32All you need to do is let go.
00:43:35Yeah.
00:43:36Hey, you can't party if you wanna, but you can't bring no drama.
00:43:40All you need to do is let go.
00:43:43Oh, I'm here tonight.
00:43:47Oh, I'm here tonight.
00:43:55Never, never, never.
00:44:00I'm here tonight.
00:44:07Oh, I'm here tonight.
00:44:15Brandy, you could have been killed.
00:44:16Yeah, well, I'm just having a hard time staying awake.
00:44:19I can't have my favorite girl falling asleep at the wheel.
00:44:30Is that what I think it is?
00:44:32Keep you going.
00:44:33Works for me.
00:44:36Well, no offense, but I've never even tried weed.
00:44:39I don't want to do anything wrong or highly illegal.
00:44:44More than I'm doing right now.
00:44:49Well, it's there if you need it.
00:44:53See you next week, Brandy.
00:44:55Looking forward to it.
00:45:11Wake up, Mama.
00:45:14Mama.
00:45:15Wake up.
00:45:17Mama.
00:45:21Hey, Mama's going to turn in early.
00:45:23You just brush your teeth and say your prayers, okay?
00:45:25But you can't sleep.
00:45:28Tomorrow's a bake sale.
00:45:29Remember?
00:45:31What?
00:45:32We're raising money for the fur.
00:45:34For the fur?
00:45:36Yeah.
00:45:36It's a country that's in trouble.
00:45:39Oh, you mean tar fur.
00:45:40I guess.
00:45:42The bake sale's a castle theme.
00:45:44I come up with the idea.
00:45:49Mama?
00:45:50Are you listening?
00:45:52Yeah.
00:45:53I'm up.
00:45:55I'm up.
00:46:14Okay, I can do this.
00:46:16I'm a good mother.
00:46:18This is what good mothers do.
00:46:22All right.
00:46:24With the gray fondant, make castle turrets.
00:46:27With the green fondant, place pieces into the mountain.
00:46:32And with a pipe.
00:46:36Wake up, Sam.
00:46:39Oh, I'm tired.
00:46:45Okay.
00:46:52What does that say?
00:47:20Well, what do y'all think?
00:47:22Wow, Mama.
00:47:24It's perfect.
00:47:26Wow.
00:47:26Must have been up all night.
00:47:28Oh, I was, but it's done, and you can move the chocolate drawbridge, and the moat is fudge.
00:47:33Okay, y'all, get ready.
00:47:36Hey.
00:47:39You're a great model.
00:47:44Bye.
00:47:53Sam, honey.
00:47:54Your next client's here.
00:47:55He's got a flag to catch.
00:47:57Hey, Sam.
00:47:58You okay?
00:47:59Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.
00:48:00All right, doll.
00:48:02All right.
00:48:02All right.
00:48:03All right.
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00:48:29The most memorable women of the season dish dirt and tell stories that we want to hear.
00:48:37Sam, you look thin.
00:48:38Not again.
00:48:39You've lost weight.
00:48:40Yeah, you've gained weight.
00:48:41Samantha Dale Harden?
00:48:42You can comment on my weight, but I can't comment on yours.
00:48:45Because it's rude.
00:48:46Yep.
00:48:47It is.
00:48:47Wait a minute.
00:48:48He's just about to give her the flower.
00:48:50I predict he picks the one with the bigger chest.
00:48:52You say that every year.
00:48:54I'm going to keep saying it until I'm wrong.
00:48:57Mama?
00:48:58Are you going to get more Coke?
00:49:01What'd you just say?
00:49:02I want one, too.
00:49:04I'll take a beer.
00:49:05Can I please just go to the bathroom?
00:49:14Is she okay, you think?
00:49:15She gets up for my people.
00:49:18Woman got bladders the size of peas.
00:49:30Hey, Brandy.
00:49:31Hey, you've got to help me.
00:49:33I'm out, and I'm desperate.
00:49:35It's going to take me a few days.
00:49:36My guy's out of town.
00:49:37Okay, well, can't you just call him?
00:49:39Or someone else, please?
00:49:42I'll make it worth your while.
00:49:44Well, darling, now we're talking.
00:50:16I'll make it worth it.
00:50:35Yeah, I got it.
00:50:36Sample, waiting room one.
00:50:38Got it.
00:50:39But, Mama, I don't want to.
00:50:41Well, you're going to have to,
00:50:42because that's how doctors look for stuff.
00:50:44Like what?
00:50:45I don't know.
00:50:46The kind of stuff they find in your pee.
00:50:48But I don't have to go.
00:50:50Well, you're going to have to try.
00:50:51I can't.
00:50:51Yes, you can.
00:50:52I can't.
00:50:53I'll turn on the water.
00:50:54That doesn't help.
00:50:55You're going to have to try.
00:50:56I can't.
00:50:57Just stop saying it.
00:50:58Do you hear me?
00:50:58Stop it.
00:50:59Stop saying it.
00:50:59Stop saying it.
00:51:00Stop saying it.
00:51:01Okay.
00:51:02I'll do it.
00:51:03I'll try.
00:51:09Oh, my God.
00:51:10God, I'm sorry.
00:51:13I'm so sorry.
00:51:18Mama's just having a bad day, okay?
00:51:20Go on out to the waiting room.
00:51:22I'm going to be right there.
00:51:23I'm sorry.
00:51:25I'm sorry.
00:51:30I'm sorry.
00:51:50Not to know.
00:51:53I just can't.
00:52:03I just can't.
00:52:24You okay, Brandy?
00:52:26The last few weeks, you seem kind of different.
00:52:29Yeah, sure, baby.
00:52:30I'm fine.
00:52:31You want anything special today, or just the usual?
00:52:33No, the usual's just fine, Brandy.
00:52:37Hey, remember I was telling you that my in-laws are in town?
00:52:41Yeah.
00:52:42Aileen and Tim from Chattanooga.
00:52:45Yeah.
00:52:46Well, anyway, they get here, and...
00:52:49You mind if we just get this going?
00:52:51A little less talking?
00:52:54I guess so.
00:52:56Got a session in here.
00:52:58Session's over, ma'am.
00:52:59I'm cuffing.
00:53:01Well, her anyway.
00:53:03You have the right to remain silent.
00:53:05Get out of here.
00:53:06Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
00:53:10Please!
00:53:11Get out!
00:53:12Get out!
00:53:13Get out!
00:53:21What the heck is going on here?
00:53:23Y'all have been fine with us for ten years.
00:53:25Yeah, one of you's been real fine with us.
00:53:26Listen, JC, we don't like this any better than you do.
00:53:30Oh, is that right?
00:53:30We got meth labs popping up all over town.
00:53:33We want to occupy ourselves with a couple of old boys getting happy endings.
00:53:37It's hilarious, isn't it?
00:53:38You call your sergeant right now, and you tell him to put a stop to this.
00:53:42Yeah, and tell him Doreen says hi.
00:53:46This is coming from way above him.
00:53:48Media got here before we did.
00:53:51We have orders to search premises.
00:53:53Search away, you ain't gonna find nothing.
00:53:54We got this.
00:54:03Come on, now.
00:54:06Carry that thing, son.
00:54:07Come out of bounds.
00:54:08Cut up field.
00:54:08All right, you gonna say that?
00:54:09Ah!
00:54:11You played with him at UT, right?
00:54:12Yeah.
00:54:13He used to be contact shot.
00:54:15You interrupt this program to bring you breaking out of a police raid currently in progress in the arena.
00:54:20They better just have got Saddam Hussein.
00:54:22You already got him, idiot.
00:54:24Well, then the other one, then.
00:54:26As you can see, going on behind me right now is a major bust of an alleged prostitution and drug
00:54:31ring.
00:54:32Apparently, there's been a several months-long surveillance probe conducted by Mayor Summerlin,
00:54:37all part of her campaign promise to bring law and order to Lorena.
00:54:40Summerlin is in a very tight re-election race, and no doubt she hopes an event like this will help
00:54:45to put her over the edge.
00:54:48Now we can see that the police are starting to bring out some of the alleged johns.
00:54:52Poor bastards.
00:54:54What are they, charged by the pound?
00:54:57You don't have to shake the sheets to find her.
00:54:59The name of the establishment is the Kind Touch Health Spa, but locals here say they've long known that much
00:55:06-
00:55:06Oh, my gosh.
00:55:08Phil, turn that off now.
00:55:10One show for the full neighborhood.
00:55:12We will keep you updated on all the developments-
00:55:14Okay, now we're talking.
00:55:17Shut up.
00:55:18...along with the alleged prostitutes.
00:55:20Of course, they will be held separately.
00:55:22The big question tonight is, who is running the-
00:55:25Hey, Rex, she looks kind of like your wife, doesn't she?
00:55:26How long has it been operating on the probe-
00:55:28I say, sir.
00:55:30...you do hope to hear from the mayor and the police chief for more details.
00:55:34They'll be holding the press conference, and of course, we'll bring that to you as soon as it happens.
00:55:45I knew it would end like this.
00:55:47Dee, please.
00:55:48No, you bail someone out of jail, you get to talk.
00:55:52At first, you did it to save your family.
00:55:54I get that, but then, it was for you.
00:55:59You threw your whole life away for what's on your ears and around your neck.
00:56:11You're home.
00:56:13What did I do?
00:56:17What am I supposed to say to him?
00:56:20How am I going to fix this?
00:56:24I don't know.
00:56:27Maybe some things can't be fixed.
00:56:41Thanks a lot.
00:56:45You're hungry.
00:56:46What am I supposed to say to him?
00:56:51Damn.
00:57:15I'm so sorry.
00:57:20I know that I've really messed things up.
00:57:23I know I do just about anything to make it right.
00:57:26So just look at me.
00:57:28Talk to me.
00:57:30Yell at me. Swear at me. Hate me. I don't care.
00:57:51The whole night I've been thinking about something.
00:57:55That summer after graduation, you and me go...
00:58:01going to the vet to put Barney down.
00:58:05I love that dog too.
00:58:09And we get there and we're sitting in the parking lot
00:58:14holding that old dog between us.
00:58:17Pitting him.
00:58:20Him loving the attention.
00:58:24Both of us know when it's his last day of life.
00:58:30Then you sang to him.
00:58:32That Beatles song.
00:58:36In my life.
00:58:39And then I...
00:58:41I couldn't do it.
00:58:43I couldn't go in.
00:58:46And you took him.
00:58:48And you carried him in.
00:58:52And you held him.
00:58:56Till he died.
00:59:01You did that for me.
00:59:08And any time things got tough with us, I...
00:59:11think of that day and I...
00:59:13think of that girl.
00:59:20And now when I think of you, it's gonna be this.
00:59:43The winner of the 1999 Miss Bixby beauty pageant is...
00:59:50Samantha Dale!
01:00:00Samantha Dale!
01:00:02Mama?
01:00:05Thank you, Eric.
01:00:07Hey, what are you doing up?
01:00:08I heard the TV.
01:00:12Well, I'm sorry I woke you.
01:00:13Come here.
01:00:14You're watching your pageant's video.
01:00:17Yeah.
01:00:22I like the part where you say what you'd tell the president to do.
01:00:26To fix the Middle East.
01:00:28Did you ever tell the president?
01:00:30No.
01:00:32Oddly enough, he decided not to consult Miss Bixby Hills about international relations.
01:00:38Why are you watching this?
01:00:42Just revisiting the time of my life when I felt like I was doing everything right.
01:00:51You look sad.
01:00:53Would you want me to sing to you like you do when I'm sad?
01:00:57I think if you did that, I just might fall apart.
01:01:00You're sweet, though.
01:01:02Then should I go back to bed?
01:01:06In a minute.
01:01:30Do you think they're going to let me wear makeup in jail?
01:01:33I tried to smoke you some.
01:01:37No.
01:01:37Thank you for helping me.
01:01:38I'm your friend.
01:01:40I haven't been a very good friend lately.
01:01:43Well, friendship isn't quid pro quo.
01:01:46Wow, you are a lawyer.
01:01:49So what's your mom say about all this?
01:01:52It's the reason you have more than one kid so you can ditch the screw-ups.
01:01:56Sounds like your mom.
01:01:58All right.
01:01:58Let's get down to business.
01:02:01So it seems this whole thing was orchestrated by the mayor's re-election team.
01:02:04They're trying to position her as the champion of traditional values.
01:02:08How'd she even find out about us?
01:02:10You know someone by the name of Emma Hollings?
01:02:13Oh, my God.
01:02:14She went to some religious group.
01:02:17Christian Fellowship Lodge.
01:02:18That's it.
01:02:19Apparently what she found was a lot of old people with time on their hands and cell phones.
01:02:23They bombarded the police with calls that got nowhere.
01:02:26Took her down to City Hall where the mayor down in the polls decided it was divine intervention.
01:02:31I sent her there.
01:02:33I saw my phone.
01:02:33They're looking to charge you with felony promotion of prostitution and possession of cocaine.
01:02:39You're looking at two years.
01:02:41Oh, my God.
01:02:45Are you still using?
01:02:47No.
01:02:48Never again. I feel like dog crap.
01:02:51Well, you're gonna feel agitated, depressed. I mean, the works for a few months and then honestly, periodic cravings for
01:02:58the next ten years.
01:03:01Guess the first two years will be while I'm in jail.
01:03:03Well, maybe not.
01:03:06I think there's a way we can use this election to our advantage.
01:03:09Don't they want to look tough on crime?
01:03:11But what they want more is publicity.
01:03:13The more attention that Libby Summerlin can get from this, the better for her.
01:03:17The more we help her, the more likely she is to help us.
01:03:20And the best way to get attention is if we have some good names to give.
01:03:24Did you have any clients that were prominent members of the community?
01:03:29Well, yeah.
01:03:31But I don't want to hurt any of those guys.
01:03:33I can't worry about them. I'm representing you.
01:03:36Besides, all the Johns ever get is a slap on the wrist.
01:03:39I mean, there's personal and professional embarrassment, but they do more sleeping on the couch than jail time.
01:03:45I just don't know.
01:03:47Well, fine. Go to jail. Don't see your kids for two years.
01:03:55Okay.
01:03:57Tell me what you need.
01:03:58That's better.
01:03:59Well, what about the girls?
01:04:01Is this going to reduce their jail time?
01:04:02It might.
01:04:04Alright, now I know it's a cash business and your clients used a lot of fake names, but...
01:04:08Not with me, they didn't.
01:04:10I need some good names, Sam.
01:04:13Truckers and frat boys ain't going to do a thing for us.
01:04:15We need our Elliot Spitzers and Tiger Woods.
01:04:24What about a circuit court judge?
01:04:27Are you kidding me?
01:04:30Who?
01:04:31Charlie Arco.
01:04:33Dark hair, 6'4", graduated come louder.
01:04:35I know who he is.
01:04:37God, I had a crush on him for years.
01:04:44Well...
01:04:44Let's just say sometimes small things come in big packages.
01:04:51Let's just stick to what we can use in court, shall we?
01:04:54This is great.
01:04:55I need you to write down anyone else you can think of.
01:05:03I'm going to need a lot more paper.
01:05:07What about the cuddle guy?
01:05:10Cuddle guy?
01:05:10Davis P. Lowell.
01:05:11Hedge fund manager, 44, three kids, Karen, Kathy, and Keeley, lives right here in Lorena and likes to be held
01:05:17for hours.
01:05:19Oh, that's kind of sweet.
01:05:20Wearing only a diaper?
01:05:22Okay, that's less sweet.
01:05:25I don't know how it is you do what you do.
01:05:29Well...
01:05:29Beat the hell out of waitressin'.
01:05:33Klaus Kransing, 52, oil company lobbyist.
01:05:36He'd fly up every Thursday during his wife's book club.
01:05:38To make it all hot and bothered, he would speak to me in German.
01:05:41Nothing sounds sexy in German.
01:05:43He gave her a diamond watch.
01:05:44She earned it.
01:05:45I pawned it for a down payment on Rex's Harley.
01:05:48Things any better at home, darling?
01:05:49Still sleeping on the couch.
01:05:51Doing the best thing we can to hide it from the kids.
01:05:54Well, that's about to get a whole lot harder.
01:05:56Arnie Vanderbausch, 46.
01:05:58He's a defense contractor from El Paso, and I think that's it.
01:06:01Oh.
01:06:02What about Jim Reed?
01:06:05What, Carol the bitch of Bixby Hills' husband, Jim Reed?
01:06:08He came in, but I sent him home.
01:06:10He's been a regular for years.
01:06:11Okay.
01:06:12As much as I'd like to stick it to Carol, please.
01:06:15Don't put him on the list.
01:06:16Okay.
01:06:18Okay.
01:06:20I mean, this is incredible.
01:06:22If we play this right, we're looking at minimal time for all of you.
01:06:25How many names we got?
01:06:28Uh, 69.
01:06:31That's, uh...
01:06:32Appropriate.
01:06:33That's the word.
01:06:35Look, I'm gonna get this formatted.
01:06:37We are gonna walk it over to the mayor's office personally.
01:06:39And her team has already tipped the press off.
01:06:41They know it's coming.
01:06:42Come on.
01:06:52I always knew that Sam Horton was nothing but trash.
01:07:01You know, I got a real common name, honey.
01:07:04A lot of guys around here got my name.
01:07:09Better hope none of them are on the list.
01:07:15Good morning.
01:07:17I heard my gynecologist was on the list.
01:07:20I don't even know what to make of that.
01:07:22Well, if my husband's on that list, I'm gonna take all his stuff, put it on his bass boat, and
01:07:27set it on fire.
01:07:28Screw that.
01:07:30Set it stuff on fire, sure, but sail the bass boat, girl.
01:07:34You can get good money for that thing.
01:07:36You were right about that.
01:07:38Don't this remind you about what happened in Odessa a few years back?
01:07:43Yeah.
01:07:43That's all.
01:07:49Thanks.
01:07:50Can you imagine still showing up for work?
01:07:53Bless her heart.
01:07:54I heard there's a lot of big shots on that list.
01:07:57Businessmen?
01:07:58Doctors?
01:08:00Lawyers?
01:08:01Lawyers?
01:08:01Those gals must have been really hard up for cash.
01:08:04Some things even a hooker shouldn't have to do.
01:08:09But we don't want to stay at Grandma Stare's house.
01:08:12She thinks apples are for dessert.
01:08:14She makes us go outside and play.
01:08:17Okay, kids, that's enough.
01:08:18Say goodbye to your mama.
01:08:20We've got a long ride ahead of us.
01:08:22Why can't she come with us?
01:08:23Your mama can't leave town right now.
01:08:26You've been all over this, son.
01:08:28That's right now. Listen to your daddy.
01:08:29Come here.
01:08:30Come here.
01:08:32I want good reports, okay?
01:08:33No matter what happens to me,
01:08:35I want y'all to know that my life has been very full.
01:08:37Because I brought the three of you into the world.
01:08:43Mama?
01:08:44Are you gonna die?
01:08:45No.
01:08:47No, I'm gonna be fine.
01:08:52Let's go now.
01:08:54Get two ahead for the truck.
01:08:55Help your little sister into her car seat.
01:08:57I want mommy.
01:08:59Come on.
01:09:02Go on, baby.
01:09:04I'm right behind y'all.
01:09:05Meet you at the car.
01:09:07I'm gonna come out and say goodbye.
01:09:08Come on.
01:09:15I always thought that was the saddest sound in the world.
01:09:19A purse and zipper on their suitcase when you're not going with them.
01:09:25My daddy used to take business trips and I just hated that sound.
01:09:29I think it's better for the kids to...
01:09:32get away from all this...
01:09:34talk.
01:09:35Yeah, you're right.
01:09:39Maybe when y'all come back, maybe we could...
01:09:41Don't.
01:09:48Well, maybe...
01:09:50maybe when all this is over, we could just think about...
01:09:54moving...
01:09:54and starting over.
01:10:01Rex, please look at me.
01:10:07I can't look at you, Sam.
01:10:11Which is real tough.
01:10:14Of course, looking at you used to be just about one of my favorite things to do.
01:10:56Okay.
01:10:57Bye, Skunks.
01:10:59I'm gonna call you like a hundred times a day.
01:11:01Bye, Mommy.
01:11:03Bye, Mommy.
01:11:04Bye, Mommy.
01:11:07Bye, Mommy.
01:11:16Take care, Sam.
01:11:17Bye, Mommy.
01:11:51You all right, Burley?
01:11:53Couldn't sleep.
01:11:56Thanks for staying with me, Mama.
01:11:58No time to be alone.
01:12:02Keep thinking I've hit bottom,
01:12:04and every day it just gets lower.
01:12:06I've been up all night thinking I'd just...
01:12:09well, just realizing that I must have raised you all wrong.
01:12:13See? New low.
01:12:14I mean, I forgive you because you're my only child,
01:12:17but how could you do what you did with all those men?
01:12:22For my family.
01:12:24Well, it makes my skin crawl.
01:12:27Thank God your father's dead.
01:12:29Oh, can you not completely destroy me until I've had some coffee?
01:12:32Do you want some?
01:12:33Sure.
01:12:34You like it strong, right?
01:12:36So strong I'll walk right into my cup.
01:12:39I think your problem is I gave you too much self-esteem.
01:12:43What the hell?
01:12:44It's true.
01:12:46You were just so pretty and bright.
01:12:49I was sure you'd be Miss Texas or go to Hollywood and marry somebody famous.
01:12:53No wasting my life on your father.
01:12:55I want it better for you.
01:12:57You know, your father went to a hooker once.
01:12:59Oh, Mama, please do not tell me these things.
01:13:01Do you know ever since this happened, people think they can tell me anything?
01:13:05Check out girl at the Save-A-Lot told me she don't like to do it doggy style.
01:13:10You want some biscuits or something?
01:13:12Sure.
01:13:14Is it just disgusting?
01:13:16I'm picturing disgusting.
01:13:18Yeah.
01:13:20Yeah, sometimes it's real disgusting.
01:13:23Oh, honey.
01:13:26But it's kind of like an actress playing a part.
01:13:32All the attention I got back, that was something.
01:13:36All those men, some rich, some powerful, all treating me like I was the best thing in their lives.
01:13:47I guess there's just a little part of me that needed that more than I should.
01:13:56Anyway, now I just wish I could crawl up in a ball and make it all go away.
01:14:00You and me both.
01:14:03I'd rather chew tinfoil than face the ladies at the salon.
01:14:07Oh, you think the paper's come yet?
01:14:10I'll go check.
01:14:16Oh, my Lord.
01:14:21We've all heard of the hooker with the heart of gold, but what about one with total recall?
01:14:27Former beauty queen, Samantha Horton, 28 in Bixby Hills, Texas.
01:14:31Oh, thank God.
01:14:33Oh, my God.
01:14:34...the reno's Kind Touch health spa, currently under indictment for prostitution and drug possession.
01:14:39The names of 69 of her customers have hit the papers this morning in what is already known as The
01:14:45List.
01:14:46Hey, can I help you with that?
01:14:48Why is this national news?
01:14:50Because it's about sex, not about them.
01:14:52Christian, back to you.
01:14:53Well, folks, The List has turned into the line today as police round up the suspected Johns in the story
01:14:59that's got the whole town and much of the country talking.
01:15:01Now, behind me, you see the Lorena Men's Community Center, where the suspects are being processed.
01:15:06That's because police headquarters simply can't handle that kind of volume.
01:15:11And as with everything connected to this story, it brings out the crowds, the strong reactions, and people looking to
01:15:17make some money.
01:15:18Now, over here, we have a group of local entrepreneurs selling some t-shirts.
01:15:22Let's take a look at a couple of them.
01:15:24And this one has all 69 names on the back.
01:15:27And there's another one over here that says,
01:15:29My dad went to Lorena, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a new stepdad.
01:15:34Now, you'll also see plenty of women here who are videotaping the proceedings.
01:15:41I'm Trisha Wong reporting.
01:15:42Now, back to you, Roger.
01:15:48Will the defendants please rise for sentencing?
01:15:51It is my understanding that this sentencing is pursuant to a plea bargain.
01:15:57That you have waived time and agreed that I can sentence you immediately.
01:16:01Yes, Your Honor.
01:16:03Sentences as follows for each defendant.
01:16:06Thirty days in the county jail.
01:16:08A fine of $2,000 and a $100 penalty assessment.
01:16:12You are to be remanded immediately to begin sentence.
01:16:16The court is adjourned.
01:16:21I'll get you there, dear.
01:16:30The Lord has given us a warm day on which I have decided to address a subject
01:16:35that has made a great number of us hot under the collar.
01:16:39A couple of whom, shockingly, are in the ministry.
01:16:46Our community and our congregation have experienced a great deal of pain and betrayal in these past few months.
01:16:55And today, I would like to talk about a concept that many of us have been grappling with.
01:17:04Forgiveness.
01:17:07What is forgiveness?
01:17:11Who deserves forgiveness?
01:17:15Are some things unforgivable?
01:17:19The Bible tells us that forgiveness is essential for life, frees us from past wrongs, and gives
01:17:28us hope for the future.
01:18:12The problem is it's just too darn quiet in here, it's not natural for a mother of three
01:18:16to be this quiet.
01:18:40It's not good for someone to spend this much time alone.
01:18:44I half wish a Jehovah's Witness would stop by.
01:18:51I finally have a wish come true, and I wish that...
01:19:01Sweet Jesus.
01:19:03This is not going to be pretty, I think they're going to get the crap out of me.
01:19:09Sam Horton, we know you're in there, we saw you in the window.
01:19:17Hey y'all.
01:19:18How can I help you?
01:19:19We'd like to talk to you.
01:19:23Well, you look like you just came from church, so I guess you don't have any concealed weapons.
01:19:27Anything can be a weapon if you want it to be.
01:19:31Come on in.
01:19:39Okay.
01:19:40Do y'all want some crackers or cookies or something?
01:19:45Give it up, Sam.
01:19:46We all know this isn't a social visit, so let's get to it.
01:19:50Some of the women here have husbands who you, well, serviced, and some have husbands who
01:19:56you didn't, but we're all here for the same reason.
01:19:58Yes, I know why you're here.
01:20:00If you could just hear me out first.
01:20:06We were broke.
01:20:10Flat broke.
01:20:12And I don't know if any of y'all have ever been there, but when that happens, and then
01:20:16you realize there's a way to make it all go away, well, it's amazing what you're capable
01:20:22of saying yes to.
01:20:23And I know, I mean, I really know that it is no excuse, but my whole life I just always
01:20:30depended on my looks.
01:20:33And I thought this was just going to be another one of those times.
01:20:40I really thought I was doing the best thing for my family.
01:20:45But in the end, the very thing I was trying to save, I lost.
01:20:50So really, just about the worst thing that you could ever wish on me has happened.
01:20:56And I'm just real sorry, from the bottom of my heart, for the pain that I caused you.
01:21:04Yeah, that was a real nice speech, but frankly, we don't give a damn about you.
01:21:09We're not here to get an apology or to get forgiveness.
01:21:12Okay, well then, what do you do?
01:21:14Why do they come to you?
01:21:17What do you do that we don't?
01:21:20How can we make them think about us the way they think about you?
01:21:24That's why you're here?
01:21:27Y'all want tips?
01:21:29Yes.
01:21:32Oh.
01:21:34Oh, well.
01:21:35All right, then let's talk about that.
01:21:41For what it's worth, Carol, when Jim came to see me, I sent him home.
01:21:47You did?
01:21:50That's in the past.
01:21:52Right now, let's just focus on the present.
01:21:59Okay, um...
01:22:06I'll leave here today.
01:22:09Tonight, your husbands won't know what hit him.
01:22:15Oh, my God. You showed them how to do that?
01:22:18They wanted me to demonstrate everything.
01:22:19I went through two bunches of bananas.
01:22:22My feet are killing me.
01:22:23Then have a seat.
01:22:30And happy birthday!
01:22:32It's not till tomorrow, but you're off then.
01:22:35So here.
01:22:38Tanya, thank you.
01:22:40Now grab a fork.
01:22:41Oh, I'm way ahead of you.
01:22:43Make a wish.
01:22:49You know, when I was little, I used to wish that everyone else's wishes would come true,
01:22:53including mine.
01:22:54I thought it would give me brownie points for being unselfish.
01:22:57Mm-hmm.
01:22:59It's Jenna's birthday too, right?
01:23:01Yeah.
01:23:02Our party's tomorrow.
01:23:03It's gonna be the first time since me and Rex separated.
01:23:06Oh, that'll be tough, huh?
01:23:10Yeah.
01:23:10Yeah, but he's doing good.
01:23:13You know, he's exterminating things, going okay, and he's finally getting over that I can't
01:23:18play football anger.
01:23:19Well, that's great.
01:23:20No, actually, it's terrible.
01:23:23I mean, him going and getting all wonderful after he left me.
01:23:26Oh, I know, right?
01:23:28Mm-hmm.
01:23:30It's good.
01:23:32We actually make great friends, and he's being real supportive of me going back to school.
01:23:38He's gonna come and see me get my six-month clean pen next week.
01:23:43Congratulations.
01:23:46Well, I gotta get to class.
01:23:49Aw.
01:23:54Five-dollar tip.
01:23:56Not bad for a cup of coffee and a piece of pie.
01:23:59Even though a year ago I was getting a thousand-dollar tip and a marriage proposal.
01:24:03Minimum wage plus keep the change doesn't have quite the same kick, does it?
01:24:10Hey, do you remember at Kind Touch how we used to say,
01:24:12this sure beats the hell out of Waitressin'?
01:24:14Yeah.
01:24:14Back then, we were just guessing.
01:24:20Over here!
01:24:21Hey, Tommy!
01:24:25He's gotta be one of mine.
01:24:27They're all biters.
01:24:28Could you hold him?
01:24:28Oh, I'm not really good with...
01:24:30Okay.
01:24:35Sam.
01:24:37I've been thinking.
01:24:38You did an awful thing.
01:24:40Oh, Mama, please.
01:24:41Not on my birthday.
01:24:42Let me finish.
01:24:43You did an awful thing.
01:24:44But I think maybe I need to accept some of the blame.
01:24:50You're more than just pretty, you know?
01:24:52Are you trying to tell me I'm about to lose my looks?
01:24:54No, you've got a couple years left.
01:24:56What I'm saying is you're also smart, capable, and strong.
01:25:02You screwed up, but you cleaned up your mess and you moved on.
01:25:07And I think maybe I should have encouraged you to rely more on stuff like that.
01:25:13Stuff that lasts longer than beauty.
01:25:16Thanks, Mama.
01:25:22Still doesn't mean you can slouch.
01:25:24Straighten up.
01:25:25Yes, ma'am.
01:25:26I'm gonna tell them we're ready for the cake.
01:25:28Hey, look!
01:25:28Hey, I'm not looking.
01:25:29Mama!
01:25:30Hey.
01:25:31How'd you do?
01:25:32I got one of them.
01:25:33Oh!
01:25:34Go get some more.
01:25:35Go.
01:25:35Hey, Dad.
01:25:40So how's work?
01:25:42Oh.
01:25:43You know.
01:25:45Waitressen.
01:25:45It is what it is.
01:25:48School?
01:25:49Hard.
01:25:51Scary.
01:25:52Exciting.
01:25:55You look good.
01:25:58You look real good.
01:26:02I'm glad you're looking at me again.
01:26:11I can't believe our baby's four years old.
01:26:14She sure was the best birthday present in the world.
01:26:17You know, it's good to share a birthday with your child.
01:26:20It keeps the day from ever being able to get you down.
01:26:24She loved that dollhouse you got her.
01:26:26She wanted a pony.
01:26:30What about you?
01:26:33What do you want?
01:26:37You know what I want.
01:26:48I'm taking baby steps.
01:26:54What do you think?
01:26:56I think that's the second Miss birthday present I ever got.
01:27:16Aman?
01:27:18What?
01:27:23A half?
01:27:26What?
01:27:27What?
01:27:28All right, man.
01:27:39I'm going to the next которая.
01:27:39How are you?
01:27:47We'll see you next time.
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