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Mama June: From Not to Hot - Season 8 - Episode 08: Could You Marry Us?
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00:00Previously on Mama June.
00:01Now you're stuck with us on your couch.
00:03What if I'll just give you all my house?
00:05No, it's getting the whole town spooky bean.
00:07Trina stepped up after Jess and Cheyenne's backyard fire.
00:11She's giving us the house.
00:12That's OK.
00:13I mean, I could ride a chick.
00:15For a wedding?
00:16And we all know Mama can never be outdone.
00:19She doesn't like me.
00:20She could make this like the worst wedding ever.
00:22I'll trust her no further than I can throw her.
00:25When it comes to Mama and money, it's never a sure thing.
00:29Get her to help with where y'all are having the wedding
00:31at by seeing what she likes.
00:33The beach.
00:34If going to the beach is how we can pony Mama in,
00:37I guess that's what we're going to have to do.
00:39If June would pay for the whole thing,
00:40that does sound like a good idea.
00:42Exactly.
00:43She is.
00:44And while Jessica and Cheyenne were hatching a plan,
00:47Josh was winning Alana back.
00:49Hey, haven't heard from you in a while.
00:52Honestly, you kind of just like left me in the dust.
00:54I'm out here to tell you I was sorry.
00:56But coming to terms with Darren, that's a whole nother story.
01:01Seeing Pumpkin and Darren together really makes my damn skin crawl.
01:04Meanwhile, Mama's health issues are coming to light.
01:07It's hurting.
01:07It's just like, ugh.
01:08I'm like pushing.
01:10I've had a lot of pain in my body.
01:12I do think it's something serious.
01:14Hey, Alana.
01:14What's going on?
01:15I need to ask you if you can help me out.
01:17June has a long history of ignoring her doctors.
01:20Your Mama's health is like becoming a big issue.
01:22She's got an appointment, and I was hoping that you could come down here
01:26and like go back there with her.
01:28What the hell are you doing here?
01:30It could indicate rheumatoid arthritis.
01:32It could indicate lupus.
01:41So what are you doing about that daughter?
01:43She's nice.
01:44She didn't provide what I need.
01:46Valuable information.
01:47So I mean, you know, I'm doing family dinner.
01:49You know, Jessica's supposed to be there with Cheyenne.
01:52I think it's going to be a good old night.
01:54But I guess I'm trying to talk with Justin about,
01:57he should have told me he was coming,
01:58but I am happy that you're here.
01:59Don't be getting ill at Justin,
02:01because you do a pop-up all the time,
02:02and we don't get ill at Cheyenne.
02:04So I'm going to see.
02:12Come on.
02:16This is nice.
02:17All I need to do is five bedroom, three baths.
02:20I pay way too much rent.
02:26Oh, my God.
02:27Look, there's Lana and Jeanne Buck.
02:29Jeanne Buck's not very happy with you.
02:32You should tell me Lana
02:33I'm going to be at the doctor's office.
02:34Hey, KP.
02:35Hey, Lonnie.
02:37I'm going to clean this house, y'all.
02:39You claim you started dinner, but didn't clean.
02:43Come here, I need to talk to you real quick.
02:45What are you doing here?
02:46Um, Justin invited me on down,
02:50because Jeanne Buck has not been taking care
02:52of herself like she should.
02:54Okay, then how long are you going to be down here for?
02:56I'm leaving in the morning.
02:57I only come to go to mama's appointment.
02:59You never stay long.
03:00I mean, you weren't going to tell me that
03:02Lana was going to be there.
03:03Well, I mean.
03:04And then you want to leave.
03:06Yeah, because I knew she was.
03:07I mean, you weren't going to listen to me.
03:08You were going to listen to Lana.
03:10You have been, like, reaching out to Lana
03:12since she's been in nursing school, asking for opinions.
03:15You're listening to her.
03:16You don't listen to the doctors.
03:18You don't do what you're supposed to do.
03:19So I called the one you would listen to.
03:22But anyways, what did the doctor say?
03:25Go ask Alana.
03:26You're the one who invited her to my daughter's appointment.
03:30What's the matter is, Alana's here,
03:32and I'm going to spend time,
03:33because I know she's not going to be here long.
03:34I mean, don't shut the door.
03:36Why are you shutting the door in my face?
03:37Lord Jesus.
03:38Alana, what are you doing?
03:39What?
03:39What y'all are you talking about?
03:40Nothing.
03:41We're just talking about how KP likes the new house.
03:43We're just chit-chatting.
03:45This car is this.
03:47It's from Kansas.
03:48Maybe Jason didn't beat us here.
03:50While they have Kansas tag.
03:51They were just so excited to come to family dinner
03:53for the first time.
03:55I don't know.
04:03You didn't tell me you were going to be here.
04:06My nurse, Lonnie.
04:07No, no, you're not sitting in my damn chair.
04:10Yes, I am.
04:10No, you're not.
04:11That's the out.
04:12Come here.
04:12You can sit right here.
04:13No, the I'm not.
04:14Come here, Jen.
04:15You can sit right here.
04:16You know, we've just got to stick to the plan, OK?
04:1910-4.
04:26I must really love you to come back to this house after the last time
04:30of everything that your mom said to me.
04:32Do you really even like me, Jean?
04:37There's some stuff that, like, blew up a lot of red flags for me.
04:42We're here for a plan, boo.
04:44I know, for Jean Bug to pay for the wedding.
04:47But if she starts that up again, I'm gone.
04:49I'm with you on that one.
04:51All right, we got to practice.
04:52I love to be chit-chat.
04:54I love the beach.
04:56The wedding was beautiful.
04:58The wedding was beautiful.
04:59We want one just like yours.
05:01Yep, that's what we want.
05:02Free to pay for the whole thing.
05:04We want one just like yours.
05:05Yep, sounds good.
05:07You got it.
05:10Oh my god, I want us here.
05:12What are you doing here?
05:13Who it is?
05:14What are we doing here?
05:15What the are y'all doing here?
05:17I never show up to Sunday dinner.
05:19What are we doing here?
05:20Never, never, never.
05:21What are you doing here?
05:22You didn't tell anybody you were coming into town.
05:24Well, I had to come take Jean Bug to the doctor.
05:28Justin was called Nurse Thompson.
05:32So what did she tell you, girly pot?
05:34Cappy, get in my purse and give me that white piece of paper.
05:37Okay.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Her lymph nodes are accumulating some type of fluid
05:45that is not supposed to be there.
05:47Okay, but why is it doing that?
05:48I can't figure this out.
05:50I can't take this out.
05:50Well, there's kind of no, like, cure for it, if we're being honest.
05:53Okay.
05:54She just kind of has to get up and move the fluid around a little bit more.
05:56And she doesn't do that.
05:57She sleeps all day.
05:59Doctor said.
06:00The doctor said what?
06:01Jean Bug needs to go to a rheumatoid arthritis doctor and see what's going on there.
06:06They're going to run some labs, see if she has rheumatoid arthritis or lupus.
06:10And that's the verdict for now.
06:13I did get some clarifications on some things, but now I have to go to a specialist.
06:19And the one thing that scares me is that I may have lupus.
06:23Autoimmune diseases are no joke.
06:25So hopefully, mama will actually get herself together and actually listen to the doctor this time.
06:31From now on, either maybe me, I'm going to be on FaceTime, maybe even if you have time
06:37and you don't have the kids, Justin, Jessie maybe even.
06:41I do think somebody should start going to the doctor with her to be able to tell the doctor
06:45what's really going on.
06:47Jessie's starting to talk.
06:48Thank goodness you were there, but can we just eat?
06:51Yes, please.
06:52I'm starving.
06:53All in favor of eating, say aye.
06:55Aye.
06:56Aye.
06:56Aye.
06:58Hey, Darren, will you make me a plate?
07:00Plant-based noodles and organic chicken.
07:02Well, mama can't have no bread.
07:08So, Jessie, what y'all going to do about this wedding or what?
07:11I'd love to know.
07:12We have looked at a few different menus.
07:15Yeah, what you got?
07:16And they were like little barn ideas.
07:18But I mean, we loved your wedding so much, mama.
07:20And it's like, we were just thinking, you know, what if we did like a beach wedding?
07:24A beach wedding?
07:25Where?
07:26What beach?
07:26Panama.
07:29I mean, think about it.
07:30Mama has all the connections down there.
07:31We can make a bigger wedding, and it can be for cheaper.
07:34And then think about it.
07:35It's a vacation.
07:36Perfect.
07:38We want to move it to the beach, and we think it'll be great.
07:42Them beach weddings are a lot of work.
07:44Jen said she was going to write that check, so she got it covered.
07:48I didn't know she said that.
07:49Justin, Justin can vouch.
07:51She stood right there in front of Trina.
07:54She said she'd write a check.
07:58So you're into this?
07:59You're willing to help us out?
08:02Yes.
08:03Sounds good to me.
08:05I mean, I would prefer to ride at the beach.
08:07I mean, when Jessica and them decided they want to go from my old barn to Panama City Beach,
08:12I was like, hell yeah.
08:14We took several years of vacations there.
08:16Me and Justin got married there.
08:18I now pronounce you husband and wife.
08:23We also spread Anna's ashes there.
08:25Love you, Annie.
08:26I'm in nursing school, so you can't haunt me.
08:29She did say that.
08:30Panama City Beach actually holds a lot of memories for me and the family.
08:35I would love to know when, though. Like, I need to know.
08:38Well, that's why we're trying to brought the dye deal up tonight.
08:40Because, I mean, like we said, mama has ideas so she can talk to her people.
08:44I mean, I'm going to have to call my wedding planner, Edie, but I'm sure she can pull it off.
08:49Show us, dude!
08:50Call her right now. Call her right now and pull it off. Call her.
08:54I told you my plan was going to work.
08:56I mean, I guess so. It was better than I expected.
09:06Hey, this is Edie.
09:07Hey, Miss Edie. This is, um, Gina. I know it's been a minute since we talked or whatever,
09:11but I was wondering, are you still doing, like, uh, beach weddings and stuff?
09:17Yeah, I am.
09:18OK, um, I was wondering, OK, so Jessica and her, like, girlfriend are, like, looking to get married,
09:23like, at the beach or whatever.
09:25I was wondering, like, do you have any availability coming up anytime soon?
09:30Oh, wow. Things are crazy because it's the perfect time on the beach to get married.
09:35Let me get my book and let me look and see. Um, actually, you're pretty much in luck because
09:45two weeks from now, I had a cancellation.
09:48Yeah, that ain't gonna work. Two weeks.
09:49Two weeks.
09:51So, if that didn't work for you...
09:54Yeah, that ain't gonna work, Jean.
09:55No, that's definitely not gonna work.
09:58Would that work for you?
10:00Um, yeah, because, I mean, I wouldn't, like, trust anybody else to do it in PCB, but...
10:05Two weeks, dude.
10:06That's a lot of crap to get figured out.
10:08G-Muck.
10:12Coming up on Mama Jean.
10:14Hey, at least you want to have lunch with me.
10:17I have to ask Bobie else something.
10:19I'm gonna get one of them things, like, a shot collar you put on a dog,
10:22and every time you say , it's gonna...
10:25I'm gonna have been in accident.
10:27What?
10:28I've already lost one daughter, and I definitely don't need to lose another.
10:38Jessica and her girlfriend are looking to get married, like, at the beach or whatever.
10:42Two weeks from now, I had a cancellation.
10:45Yeah, that ain't gonna work. Two weeks.
10:46Two weeks.
10:48So, if that didn't work for you...
10:51Yeah, that ain't gonna work, Jean.
10:52No, that's definitely not gonna work.
10:55Would that work for you?
10:56Um, yeah, because, I mean, I wouldn't, like, trust anybody else to do it in PCB, but...
11:02Two weeks, dude.
11:03That's a lot of crap to get figured out.
11:05G-Muck.
11:06So, can we go ahead and, like, put that on the schedules?
11:08I will do. Thank you.
11:09I can get the rest of the information, and then, like, text you, and then we can just,
11:13like, wear the details out from there.
11:15Okay, that'll be perfect.
11:16Okay, thank you so much.
11:20Two weeks is insane, dude.
11:22I mean, I appreciate you finding her, and, you know, helping us.
11:23But I'm just hoping we can get it done in two weeks.
11:25I'm hoping we can get it done in two weeks.
11:27What makes you think I can be back here in two weeks?
11:30Yes, how are you gonna be back?
11:30My girlie papa's in school and stuff.
11:32I start clinicals next weekend, so I don't know if I'm gonna be able to come.
11:38You're my sister. You have to be there.
11:40It don't act like you wouldn't do it. Come on, now.
11:42Who's gonna pay $500 for me to miss clinical?
11:45June's signing all the checks.
11:46June will pay for it.
11:48June, you're finna eat that signing the check thing, I feel.
11:51You don't really know how June works, but if June's throwing any money towards us,
11:56event, you might as well call this the June extravaganza.
12:00I mean, I don't care what you call it. You get a free vacation.
12:04Yeah.
12:05I mean, I do appreciate that. I mean, that is a good thing, but...
12:08That was just very quick.
12:09I just hired the best wedding planner in PCB.
12:12She is very good.
12:13The best in PCB. Two weeks to pull it off and see how good she is.
12:16I think this plan is just backfiring on us.
12:19What do you mean backfiring on us? She's paying for the wedding booth.
12:22It's in two weeks. We don't even have our wedding dresses yet.
12:25We got this booth. Don't stress.
12:27In two weeks.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Okay.
12:31So, I mean, we need to all
12:33Trina being ween, I guess.
12:34We can talk to her about it.
12:35We can go to dinner, me, you, Mama, and Jessie.
12:38You think she's going to have a problem with the whole beach thing?
12:40I don't think she's going to have a problem with it.
12:42Is she going to be cool with it, or what?
12:42It's our day. She isn't here.
12:43It's not her wedding. She'll say that. It's ours.
12:44She wants whatever we want.
12:46Okay. Well, that'd be an easy sale then, June.
12:51Well, I'm going to take my ass in the house.
12:53Girlie Pop, you staying at my house?
12:55No, she got a nice bed, king bed.
12:57No, she's staying at my house. Come on.
12:59I haven't lived with my mama in, like, years.
13:01So, like, I feel like that'd be a little weird.
13:03So, when I come home, I have to go to Pumpkin's.
13:07I mean, like, you need to come on.
13:08I got an internet shop for a wedding dress in two weeks.
13:11Bye, June.
13:12Bye, Justin.
13:23Girlie Pop, I'm coming.
13:25You want coffee or you want a hot chocolate?
13:28I guess, um, a hot chocolate.
13:31Oh, you're in a good mood this morning.
13:33I am in a good mood, girl.
13:35Oh, I tell you what I'm not in a good mood for.
13:37You need to get home.
13:38I mean, I am very glad that Pumpkin is all happy now,
13:42but I can say it's a little weird coming to the house
13:45and, like, the kid's not running around
13:47and Josh not being there and, like, it's Darren now.
13:50That's just a little weird for me.
13:53It's hot.
13:57It's hot.
13:59No way you're finna drink that right now.
14:03Ooh, that's hot, girl.
14:05It's good, though.
14:06I literally just told you it was hot.
14:07It is hot.
14:08Are you not going to go see Josh?
14:10You know he's got the kids.
14:11I mean, I don't want to see their lawn.
14:13Like, I don't have time.
14:15You better call him and let him know.
14:17I guess.
14:19I wouldn't want Josh to find out that I come all the way to Georgia
14:22and I didn't even see him, but I'll definitely make sure
14:25to go see him next time.
14:27Hello.
14:28What you doing?
14:29Oh, you know, just out with the kids.
14:32What are you doing?
14:33Going to my house, visiting.
14:36Shut up.
14:37I hear your aggravating sister in the background,
14:39so it must mean you're with her.
14:41I am, but I'm going to be leaving here shortly to get on my flight.
14:44I would love to come by and visit you and the kids,
14:47but I don't think I'll be able to make it this time.
14:49What are you here for for only a short period of time?
14:52Well, Justin gave me a call in Colorado and he said that mama was having like all these signs
14:58and symptoms of like a stroke, so I just wanted to make sure that like she was okay.
15:02So I took her to her doctor's appointment.
15:05Oh, wow.
15:06So what did they say was wrong?
15:33Well, they...
15:35Right.
15:38Well, I hate that they didn't get to see you.
15:40Tell him you'll come back and see him and his six kids next time.
15:43Oh, geez.
15:43You gotta speak.
15:45And I'll be bringing four of those kids back to your house tonight.
15:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:50Am I calling him or are you?
15:51Sorry, go ahead, girl.
15:53Anyways, I was just calling to keep up my end of the bargain, you know?
15:57Yes, indeed.
15:58Keep in touch.
16:00I will call you sometime tomorrow or the next day.
16:03Okay.
16:05All righty.
16:06Okay, bye-bye.
16:08Bye-bye.
16:09I'm here bickering with him over my phone.
16:12Like, why do you sit there and do that?
16:13I thought you wanted to keep the peace.
16:15I did keep the peace, girl.
16:16This is like how we get along is bickering, girl.
16:19You got to joke around with him a little bit,
16:20because if not, then he's a cranky puss.
16:22Well, you didn't sound very happy that you were joking around with him.
16:28So when's your flight, girly pop?
16:30Well, I'm probably gonna have to leave in like the next hour.
16:33Oh, you will be back in two weeks for the wedding.
16:35I don't know if I can make it back in two weeks.
16:54What you been up to?
16:56Worky, worky, worky.
16:57What about you?
16:59We have this big family dinner.
17:00Oh, boy.
17:02I bought the idea of a beach wedding up, and your plan worked great.
17:06I want you to know that.
17:07Did it really?
17:08It doesn't seem like more than anything.
17:10Going the most every damn year.
17:13Doesn't matter what season.
17:14The beach.
17:15Oh, the beach.
17:17That will win her over.
17:19Just by making her feel good about somewhere she wanted to go.
17:23She's gonna get a wedding planner and everything.
17:25A wedding planner.
17:26She's all in.
17:27It's a free beach trip.
17:28I mean, you know, there is gonna be two of my least favorite people there, so.
17:34You know, sometimes y'all just gotta put your differences aside for one day.
17:40Hey.
17:47What the ?
17:49Coming up on Mama Jean.
17:51I just invited Josh.
17:52Bull .
17:54I'm like at the point where I don't want to bite my tongue anymore.
17:57I mean, I see this house right here.
17:59It's five bedrooms, but Trina would have to go in a bunk bedroom with the kids.
18:04One angry guest can mess up the whole weekend.
18:08Hello?
18:09I want to have been in an accident.
18:10What?
18:11On our way to the hospital now.
18:13Oh, my God.
18:22Hey.
18:27What the ?
18:28What the ?
18:30I guess he wouldn't have lunch with me.
18:32I have to ask Lovia something.
18:35Let's get the over.
18:36He didn't know you were coming.
18:43Jessie, what the hell you got going on?
18:46Can we put our differences aside and have a talk?
18:50Jessica has got a little bit more Junebug in her than I thought she did.
18:53I mean, she'll do anything that benefits her.
18:56But I'm hungry, so I guess I'll sit here and see what she's got to say.
19:00So the first thing I want to start off with is,
19:04I want to know if the kids, if I could use Bubbies and Ella.
19:09I want Bubbies to be a ring bearer and Ella to be the flower girl with Harper.
19:14Are y'all both down for that?
19:16I don't see a problem with it.
19:18I guess.
19:19I have another question.
19:22Since you have your officiant license, could you marry us?
19:30Tell you what.
19:33You can think about it.
19:35To be asked to officiate Jessica's wedding in front of my ex-wife is kind of bizarre.
19:42But hey, I mean, I did officiate Anna in Eldridge's wedding, so.
19:46What are you doing?
19:48Trying to get ordained for Annie's wedding.
19:50By the power vested in me and the internet, it is my honor to declare you husband and wife.
19:56Jess is like family, so, you know, why wouldn't I do it?
19:58And knowing it'll piss June off makes it even better.
20:03Yeah.
20:04I'll do it.
20:09I was going to ask you to be my maid of honor.
20:12It was a while we didn't talk, and now I feel like we're back together,
20:16and it's just like the old times.
20:19Well, yeah.
20:23I think it's going to be great.
20:24You're going to look gorgeous, both of you.
20:26Happeningly ever after.
20:31Everybody can put their differences aside for this wedding.
20:35Yeah, I suppose.
20:37Yeah, well, you're going to have to put on your big boy panties.
20:39You don't mind putting on my big boy panties.
20:44I said that because Jumbo's going to be there.
20:45You don't like her.
20:47Jen's also going to be there.
20:49You're really starting to strike a nerve in this mother
20:52I tell you what.
20:54Maybe you should talk to him now.
20:56I have no reason to talk to nobody.
20:58I think it's very awkward for Jessica to put me and Josh at a dinner table together
21:03and ask us to be a part of this wedding.
21:05Me and him are no longer together.
21:08You could have asked me to be your bridesmaid slash maid of honor outside of Josh
21:12and then ask Josh to be your preacher.
21:14I ain't got no problem being cordial and co-parenting with him.
21:18But like us doing it together made it seem like to me that we were together and like
21:24We got this, right?
21:28You got this girl.
21:29This is your wedding.
21:30I'm just participating.
21:31Okay.
21:32I've been married.
21:32I'm divorced now.
21:34Learned that lesson once.
21:35Won't never do it again.
21:36Yeah.
21:37Y'all really got me excited to get married.
21:39Thanks.
21:40Don't do it.
21:50What you got?
21:52A piggy.
21:52A piggy?
21:53I got a dog.
21:55You got a cow, man.
21:57Yeah.
21:57Watch this.
22:05Beck!
22:06Yeah?
22:07Come here.
22:11Oh, it's chilly in here.
22:13Y'all stay in here and play, okay?
22:14Ella, watch them for a minute, baby.
22:16Okay.
22:16Boo!
22:17What are y'all doing?
22:19Oh, you know, just making a mess.
22:22Who wants to eat?
22:23Me!
22:24I want potato and mac and cheese.
22:27I don't have any mac and cheese.
22:30How was your lunch with Jess?
22:32Lunch with just Jess would have been perf, but Jess invited Josh.
22:36Boo!
22:36I swear you are.
22:37I know you lied.
22:38And I know I ain't.
22:39Uh-uh.
22:41I'm expecting lunch with just Jessi, and that's not the case.
22:43Like, I get in there.
22:44So Josh was already there when you got there.
22:45He was already there sitting down.
22:47You think Josh knew you was coming?
22:49Hell no, because that's why he looked at Jessi.
22:51He's like, oh.
22:52So she wants to, like, talk to me about the wedding.
22:54She's like, I want you to be a bridesmaid.
22:56And, like, obviously, I want the kids involved.
22:58She also wants Josh to, for sure, marry them.
23:02Yeah.
23:04That's definitely weird.
23:06Yeah.
23:07Mm-hmm.
23:07Mm-hmm.
23:08Jessica just continuously just pushes him, pushes him, pushes him into everything family.
23:12And it's like...
23:13It's kind of weird how she's got more involved after y'all got separated.
23:18I have to co-parent with Josh, and we have to be cordial for the kids.
23:22And we'll do things surrounding the kids.
23:24But, like, Jessica's never understood sister code clearly.
23:28Jessica taking it another extra mile and asking him to marry her at her wedding is weird to me.
23:35It is.
23:35It's so weird.
23:37Yeah, well, I'm telling you what.
23:38I'm, like, at the point where I don't want to bite my tongue anymore.
23:42You don't want to bite your tongue?
23:43Don't bite your tongue.
23:46Coming up on Mama Jean, guess whose wedding you're going to be in?
23:50Jessie and Cheyenne.
23:52I mean, I've been a flower girl three or four times now.
23:54I'm going to start charging people.
23:56I really thought that you was effing your best friend that was a female.
24:00Jeez.
24:09Jessica wants Josh to for sure marry them.
24:13She just continuously just pushes him, pushes him, pushes him into everything family.
24:17It's like...
24:18It's kind of weird how she's got more involved after y'all got separated.
24:22Yeah, well, I'm telling you what.
24:24I'm, like, at the point where I don't want to bite my tongue anymore.
24:27You don't want to bite your tongue?
24:28Don't bite your tongue.
24:34I mean, I know Pumpkin and Jessica.
24:35Like, they've had their beef and their little tiffs with everything.
24:38But I just hope Pumpkin can at least kind of chill out till after the wedding.
24:43And then, you know, once the wedding's over, Pumpkin can get whatever she needs to off her chest now.
24:48She's really a sucker, too.
24:49Talking about, I want, you know, Bubbies to be a ring bearer and Ella to be a...
24:53The kids be in the wedding, 100%.
24:54I mean, I don't know, but, you know, she turned into, like, really a sucker man.
24:58Yeah.
24:58That's how she's going to get you to keep the peace with the kids.
25:01Now I'm going to get them an outfit.
25:02I got to get me a dress.
25:06Ella Grace, Bentley, Silas, come here.
25:10What?
25:10The best part about this wedding to me is going to be seeing the kids, like, throwing flowers,
25:14holding the pillow with the rings.
25:16But I feel like we maybe need to practice, so that way they can be right on cue.
25:21Hey, Bubba, guess whose wedding you're going to be in?
25:24Jessie and Cheyenne.
25:27No!
25:28Yeah, you're going to carry the ring and give it to Jessie so her can give it to Cheyenne.
25:33Cheyenne is not going to give it to her.
25:36I'm going to give it to Jessie.
25:38Oh, you're going to give it to Jessie?
25:40Yeah!
25:40Yeah!
25:41See, baby, look.
25:42You ain't got to buy the girls, look.
25:43We can just put them in a little toot toot, see?
25:45Oh, really?
25:47Ella, make a little walkway.
25:48Let me see what y'all are going to do.
25:49You're going to be the flower girl.
25:50Ready?
25:55I'm so excited to be Jessie's flower girl.
25:57I mean, I've been a flower girl three or four times now.
26:05I'm going to start charging people.
26:09Hold it.
26:09Pick it up.
26:10Hold it.
26:10And then you'll have one ring, and you'll have two rings.
26:14Emily, how would you feel if you dropped the rings?
26:20And then you'll walk.
26:21Walk down the aisle.
26:23You didn't drop the ring.
26:25Hey, what the heck?
26:26That's the ring.
26:27He's not going to be a good ring bearer.
26:30I am!
26:42Oh.
26:44Y'all ready to go eat with Junebug?
26:47Nope.
26:47Yep.
26:48Oh, yes.
26:50Y'all be nice to my mom.
26:52I will.
27:01Hey, Junebug.
27:02Sit your ass on the chair.
27:04Oh!
27:05I've been sitting here waiting, and Justin dropped me off a while ago.
27:08We have two weeks to plan this wedding.
27:09We got to figure out, you know, the wedding party and the head count.
27:12Well, with your dysfunctional family, it's going to be kind of hard,
27:16because there's people that don't get along.
27:17We'll figure it out.
27:18I mean, if you don't like each other, you sit on, one person sit on this side,
27:21and the other one sit on that side.
27:22I guess I don't even look at each other.
27:24Yeah.
27:25So, I hear we're having a beach wedding.
27:28Yep.
27:30Yeah, we want to, we just, we love the beach so much, we want to look like mamas.
27:34Aw, twinsies.
27:35Twinsies.
27:36Twinsies.
27:38Are you excited, June, for the beach?
27:39Yes, I think it means a lot to us, so.
27:44When the girls said they were going to move the wedding to the beach, I was not impressed,
27:49but they said June would pay for it, so if that's the way they can get June to pay for
27:54it, then so
27:54be it.
27:55I didn't think she would pay for anything.
27:56Well, I'm sure that, you know, Trina Benawina is mad because the girls want a wedding just like
28:02mine, and you know, she's kind of like being like pushed out of the picture.
28:06So, you know, sit on the sidelines, Trina Benawina, and see how a true professional get done.
28:13Well, how many people are, like, about how many people?
28:15I feel like the amount of people she had would probably be the amount of people we had.
28:19About 38, and it was only family, 38.
28:21There's 12 of us, and that's my family, but on this side there's a lot.
28:2612 of them is just the kids.
28:29We were thinking about doing Flower Girls, Ella and Harper, and then we got
28:32ring bearers would be Parker and Bubbies.
28:35We got to think about what we want the kids in, what we want the bridesmaids in, what we want
28:39the
28:39mother of the brides in, everybody to wear a color like a round sage green or a burnt orange.
28:44Just stay in the color bracket.
28:46Yeah, and I would hate for your side to be
28:49burnt orange and then my side would be burnt orange too.
28:51Yeah.
28:51And the feast service.
28:53So give it a little mixy-mixy.
28:55Yeah.
28:57And then the cake, that would just go somewhere and try different flavors to see how they mix together.
29:03Who's the mayor who makes fun of all of them?
29:11She just spit your food on Jessie.
29:13I'm not.
29:15But anyway, who's your mate of Anna?
29:18Ask Pumpkin, and I mean, we know we're still up in there if Alana's coming or not, but I'm going
29:21to ask her.
29:22Anna's not here.
29:23Go ahead.
29:24So Kaitlyn would be her bridesmaid.
29:27I mean, but there's other stuff that we have to like figure out.
29:29So like, you know, we got to figure out who's walking who out.
29:32So I know for sure that I'm walking Cheyenne down the aisle.
29:35So she's going to be like holding your dress up for you and too?
29:37Like, you know, like when you're walking, like she ought to make sure you hold your club dress.
29:40Let's stop this right here.
29:41See, that's why I need to ask you.
29:43You and Justin want to walk me down the aisle?
29:45Me and Justin.
29:46I think you and Justin are good.
29:48You know, you're my mom.
29:49Justin's been the only steady man you've had that's a good influence on you.
29:56I mean, find him.
29:58Who's going to marry him?
30:01Supposedly, Josh.
30:02That's Josh.
30:03Oh.
30:08Mmm.
30:10I mean, I have no idea why Jessica and Cheyenne picked Josh to officiate their wedding.
30:17I can't stand that mother .
30:19I don't understand it.
30:21June, remember, this is our day, not your day.
30:23Just smile and wave.
30:25I really like to have a really nice, respectful wedding for my daughter and yours.
30:29I'm going to be praying.
30:30Well, you can't have no excuses now.
30:32June, please, please, just for that one day.
30:35I'll listen to you cuss the day before, the day after, whatever.
30:38Oh, is my favorite word, so I can't.
30:40I mean, I have been my authentic self for 46 years.
30:44I'm going to get one of them things, like a shot collar you put on a dog,
30:47and every time you say , it's called .
30:51It's just every time.
30:52It's a good idea.
30:53It's a great idea.
30:57Coming up on Mama June, and I rented a house for all of us to stay in.
31:02You can get married there.
31:03You did that without talking to anybody?
31:06I want to be in an accident.
31:07What?
31:08I've already lost one daughter, and I definitely don't need to lose another.
31:27Jane Bug.
31:29What?
31:30I guess I'm about to put this little rolled cart together for you.
31:33It's about time I've been asking you to do that for two weeks.
31:36I need to make a video about that.
31:37Two weeks?
31:38Man, I got to make some kind of money to pay for this wedding.
31:41When it comes to making TikTok shop videos,
31:43Willin' and Dylan, you know, trading out services
31:46is the way you got to go.
31:48And I'm not dipping into my savings for this wedding.
31:50They come in a pack of two,
31:52so there's actually 12 of these in this pack.
31:55I can just imagine this in the freezer.
31:58Ooh, okay.
31:59Sometimes people will, like, pay me to do the videos.
32:02Some people will, like, trade off products.
32:04I mean, you don't think I'm not gonna, like, take it to my advantage
32:07when it comes to Jessica and Cheyenne's wedding?
32:09You got another thing coming.
32:12I'm thinking about getting a house for, like, all of us to, like, stay in,
32:15and so we can be able to be by the beach,
32:18all be together, have the wedding, have the reception.
32:22So my fetus ain't got a walk,
32:23and if I feel like I need to go take a nap, I can take a nap.
32:26Well, who's all gonna be staying in this house?
32:28I mean, I see this house right here.
32:31It's five bedrooms, six baths.
32:36Huh.
32:37And?
32:38But Trina would have to go in a bunk bedroom with the kids.
32:42You already know that that would cause problems.
32:45I mean, if she got something to say about it,
32:46she'll get her own hotel and her own dimes.
32:49All right, June, we can't go into this like this.
32:51We're the hosts.
32:52We gotta make everybody happy,
32:53and one angry guest can mess up the whole weekend.
32:57And, you know, it's free, and you don't pitch a fit on where you have to sleep.
33:02At least you got a bed.
33:06Let me check this house at you looking at it.
33:08It's got a pool table.
33:09It's got a game room.
33:11I mean, there's like a deck, there's a pool, there's a bedroom.
33:16See, there's what Trina's gonna stay.
33:18You can see they're together.
33:19Well, I mean, like I said, here is like...
33:21It looks amazing, actually.
33:23It looks pretty good.
33:24It's got little crabs going up the wall.
33:27Yeah, it's the old beach theme.
33:28What do you expect?
33:30Are you gonna at least run it past the other ones
33:32to make sure it's okay with them?
33:34Sure am.
33:36You already know that if Trina ain't gonna have a room there,
33:39that's gonna be a no-go.
33:40If she don't like the bunk bed,
33:41she can sleep out there on that sofa couch.
33:43You either like it or you don't.
33:45Exactly.
33:46You either stay or you don't.
33:59This is big money, you got big money.
34:02Got a new car, got a new truck, new Cheyenne, the house.
34:06Damn, I'm in the wrong business.
34:08That bus driver money must be paying good.
34:11I ain't no bus driver no more, June.
34:13Giving Cheyenne the house, I mean, I had to have something.
34:16Well, me and Jackie fall out.
34:18I gotta have something to sleep in.
34:20But anyway, this cake tasting place,
34:24do they know we're coming?
34:25Is everything set up?
34:26Yes, but how does this all work?
34:28If you figure out the flavors you have,
34:30I have somebody making a cake.
34:33Y'all ready for some cake?
34:34I mean, this be something y'all checked off y'all's list.
34:37Yep, I'm ready to eat.
34:55Hi, welcome in.
34:56How can I help you today?
34:58We already have a cake tasting done.
35:01I've already picked up the flavors I caught ahead of time.
35:03Okay, yeah.
35:04Here's the menu just in case,
35:05and I'll bring them out to you in just a second.
35:06Okay, of course.
35:08My cake guy in PCB, John, can make an amazing cake.
35:12All I need the girls to do is taste some cake flavors,
35:15figure out what flavors they like,
35:17and me and John need to talk about the deal
35:20that we're gonna do with the cake.
35:22Hey, don't touch it, June.
35:23What?
35:28Okay, ready, babe?
35:29What is that one?
35:31Red velvet.
35:31Oh, yeah, yeah, the red velvet, yeah.
35:35Those are nasty with this, the cakes with...
35:37I ain't gonna lie to you.
35:38Hold on, whatever.
35:39That's the moistness that we've had.
35:41Just do.
35:46This is Jessie?
35:49Golly, I didn't say y'all eat half the cake.
35:51I mean, what do I think I'm gonna do?
35:53Waste this cake?
35:53I mean, I love it all.
35:54I'm gonna get me two or three bites on each one of them.
35:56Hey, let me tell you, that one out there is special.
35:58Almerida Butter is what a normal wedding cakes are.
36:02Really good.
36:04So what are we rating this one out of 10?
36:077.5, 8, 8.5.
36:12There was a lot of cakes that surprised me,
36:14like Cheyenne don't like chocolate,
36:16and I don't like coconut,
36:17but I really like the Boston cream and the key lime
36:20and the red velvet.
36:21But then Cheyenne, like that other artemar,
36:24I don't know what it is, the fancy wedding cake,
36:27so I mean, I'm down.
36:29Free cake.
36:30Let's get back to what we got to do in two weeks.
36:33Pick that nasty cake.
36:34Jesus, Jessie.
36:34You gotta pick out your cake.
36:35You gotta pick out my bite and your bite.
36:37Oh, okay, I'll give you that one.
36:38Two outfits, dresses, pantsuits, whatever.
36:42I know I want a dress, but my biggest problem
36:44is figuring out about shoes,
36:45because, I mean, on a beach,
36:46it's gonna be hard to walk in shoes.
36:49You ain't gotta worry about your shoes easy.
36:51What do you mean?
36:52Well, I didn't figure that out for you.
36:55What does that mean?
36:56Look, I ran into this house.
36:59You did that without asking,
37:01without talking to anybody?
37:02Well, it's not a beach.
37:04Okay, but the point of...
37:05That's a dock.
37:06I mean, it's close enough.
37:07It's the bay.
37:08It's the lake of Panama City.
37:10It's eight minutes from the beach.
37:12You said we were gonna be on the beach
37:14to have the wedding.
37:17I got my hopes up,
37:18and now we're getting married on a dang lake dock?
37:26Look, I ran into this house.
37:28For all of us to stay in,
37:30you can get married there.
37:31It's not a beach.
37:32I got my hopes up,
37:33and now we're getting married on a dang lake dock?
37:35It's gonna sleep 25.
37:37It's a six-bedroom.
37:39It has a pool.
37:40I wanted to get married at the beach.
37:42You said you...
37:43Well, I don't have $40,000
37:45for a beach house.
37:50I did say I would get a beach house, yes,
37:53but it is expensive.
37:55I got them a house.
37:57They can get married there.
37:58We can stay there.
38:00But, like, surprise, way less.
38:03You got enough to let us get married on a pond.
38:05Bakers cannot be choosers,
38:07maybe boys and girls.
38:09I mean...
38:10But you did that without asking,
38:11without talking to anybody?
38:15I knew letting your mom be in charge of all this
38:17was gonna backfire on us.
38:18I'll figure something out, I promise.
38:24I got the perfect spot for Trina to stay.
38:27Trina, your room is one of the most
38:29exceptional rooms in this house.
38:33She's putting you in a bunk bed.
38:35Bunk bed.
38:36The hell?
38:37I'm not staying in no bunk bed.
38:38Look at it.
38:38Your mama's not sleeping in a bunk bed, June.
38:40L to the no, June.
38:43All I keep hearing is June saying
38:45it's the girl's wedding.
38:46Let them have what they want.
38:47I want you to have what you want.
38:49I don't give a s*** if you throw out streamers out here
38:51and put a damn water slide out here
38:52and fly down the water slide and say,
38:54I do.
38:55I don't give a s*** about that.
38:56Because at the end of the day,
38:57if that's what you and Jessica want,
38:58that's what you and Jessica want.
39:00But then she books a house
39:02for them to get married on the dock,
39:03and there is no way in hell
39:05that I'm sleeping in a bunk bed.
39:06You're stressing me out.
39:07I think we need to try this last piece of cake
39:09before I throw it at you.
39:10I booked a house, period, point blank,
39:12is done.
39:12What damn cakes do you like
39:14so I can tell John?
39:18You said you like this one, right?
39:19Yes.
39:20Amarillo.
39:20So you do Amarillo,
39:21and I'll do Red Ville.
39:23Okay.
39:25We're gonna do this and that.
39:27There you go.
39:29That's the cake.
39:29So we're doing it.
39:30That's Mrs. and Mrs.
39:32You're the cake topper.
39:33Be glad you can have one,
39:34because I promise you
39:35I could have never had one of those
39:37when I was your age.
39:39Well, I mean, the times have changed.
39:40I will say that.
39:42I knew when you were a teenager
39:43that you liked girls and stuff
39:45since you was like 13.
39:46Because, you know, for a long time,
39:47even though you was with a boy,
39:48I really thought that you
39:50was effing your best friend
39:51that was a female.
39:52Jeez.
39:54Remember I used to ask you
39:55that all the time, Jessica?
39:55Well, for some people,
39:56it's hard to come out
39:57and not just come at everybody.
39:59But did I care?
40:00No, because, like,
40:01she just told me,
40:01well, no, I was worried
40:02y'all was gonna say,
40:04what?
40:04Everybody's not as open as you.
40:08Back when I was their age,
40:09there was no way
40:10you could have even
40:10talk about being together,
40:11much less getting married.
40:13So it's really exciting
40:14to see how times have changed
40:16and they can just be themselves.
40:17It's crazy to think, though,
40:19like, your mama at our age,
40:21she couldn't do what we're doing.
40:22She couldn't go get married.
40:23She couldn't love
40:24who she wanted to.
40:25And then, you know,
40:26like us, just free range.
40:28No, we're lucky
40:29to not be in that time.
40:32People do come out
40:34in their own times.
40:35I mean, I can give a
40:36to Eli.
40:37And Jessie has always told me
40:38she was scared
40:39of what people were gonna say.
40:40But, like, say we're going
40:41to a store,
40:43everybody assumes
40:44me and Jessie are sisters.
40:45I mean, older people
40:46are very judgmental
40:47to this day.
40:48I'm trying to grow up
40:48in the 70s and 80s
40:50liking girls.
40:51That was rough.
40:52That is key, Jim.
40:53But thank you.
40:54This was me.
41:10I mean, I'm not really
41:11too much worried
41:12about this wedding,
41:13but, like...
41:13I mean, as long as
41:14Edie's doing it,
41:15then, yeah,
41:16it should be good.
41:17But Edie's not gonna do
41:18the, like, photographer,
41:19the DJ,
41:20the food...
41:21Well, I know,
41:22but that's some of the stuff
41:23that, like,
41:24Jessica and Cheyenne's
41:25gonna have to put
41:26their big girl bitches
41:27on and do theirself
41:27like everybody else
41:28has to on their wedding.
41:30It doesn't come
41:31with your wedding planner.
41:32I know Edie, like,
41:33make it all, like,
41:34come together
41:34as far as, like,
41:35the look of what
41:36they're looking for.
41:37But I want them
41:38to put their own
41:39wedding together.
41:40I want them to do
41:41what they want to do.
41:43You know what I'm saying?
41:44What does Traylon
41:45call me for?
41:46I don't know.
41:47Answer.
41:48Hello?
41:51What?
41:52What's wrong?
41:53Hold on a minute.
41:54I'm trying to find out.
41:55She's pulling out
41:56of the driveway.
41:57Got hit on the driver's side.
41:58On her way
41:59to the hospital now.
42:00I'm gonna go
42:01to look for flights.
42:02Stay to the hospital
42:02and let me know what's up.
42:03Okay.
42:03I'll talk to you later.
42:04All right, bye.
42:04Bye.
42:05So what's wrong?
42:06What's happened?
42:07Alana got in a car wreck.
42:09Somebody hit her.
42:11So now she's
42:11headed to the hospital.
42:13This is why I hate
42:14that Alana is
42:1523 hours away
42:16when shit like this
42:17happens.
42:18I've already lost
42:19one daughter
42:19and I definitely
42:20don't need to lose
42:21another.
42:22Oh my God.
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