00:00¡Gracias!
00:30That's Lieutenant, Mrs. Elcott.
00:31That's Penelope, Lieutenant.
00:33Horatio.
00:35My father read a lot.
00:52Oh, Sherry.
00:54Now, that's what I call a vintage pastrami.
01:00Then this dill pickle is nothing to throw rocks at.
01:10I feel a slight heartburn building up.
01:14Quickly, my angel, the cream soda.
01:32Ah, good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
01:36Welcome to the Salon of Princess Saraba.
01:39The boutique très chic.
01:42Salud.
01:43Ah, this domestic champagne.
01:46Ah, and what can Princess Saraba do for you?
01:50Don't tell me.
01:52I know with such a lovely figure.
01:55You have obviously come for one of Saraba's divine evening gowns.
02:00Oh, no.
02:01A suit.
02:03Or a suit.
02:04You see how Saraba knows.
02:06I'd like something bright.
02:08I'm going to Portofino.
02:09Portofino?
02:10It is like fate.
02:13Quick, the number we have been saving for her.
02:16Madame Saraba is psychic.
02:19Really?
02:19Three weeks ago, she sends all the way to Paris for this suit.
02:23Why?
02:24Because she knows you will be needing it for Puerto Rico.
02:30Ducky, darling, bring out the you-know-what.
02:35Right away, Majesty.
02:41Et voilà.
02:43Here we are.
02:45Hot of the plane from Paris.
02:48I believe you.
02:49It's still warm.
02:50Try it on.
02:52Why?
02:53Why not?
02:54You look good in yellow.
03:02Sadaba is not only psychic, she's a genius.
03:05Look.
03:05See how it fits.
03:06Like it was made for her.
03:09That's just what I was thinking.
03:10So was I.
03:11It's absolutely divine.
03:13It's just you.
03:15Yeah.
03:16Yeah, it's just you.
03:17Thank you.
03:18I'd love to have it.
03:20On second thought, maybe Sadaba keeps this creation for her.
03:24Sadaba.
03:25Oh, please.
03:27Take it.
03:27Take it off.
03:28Sadaba cannot bear to part with it.
03:40How much?
03:41Oh.
03:42For you, Sadaba lets it go for practice, you know.
03:46600 dollars.
03:47I'll say this for you, princess.
03:49You got a lot of guts.
03:51Is that the way to talk to royalty?
03:53Ducky, darling.
03:55Go up the stairs and get the box.
04:01Ducky will kill me, but to make your little wife happy,
04:05the Givenchy is yours for $5.95.
04:09The lady is not my wife.
04:12Sadaba will never breathe a word.
04:14Sadaba can breathe all she wants.
04:16I'm Lieutenant Bixby.
04:19New York police.
04:27Ducky?
04:35The cops.
04:37And we didn't do nothing illegal.
04:40There's no law against overcharging.
04:42Just relax, your majesty.
04:44Nobody is accusing anybody of anything.
04:46The suit is evidence in a bank robbery.
04:48It's in all the papers.
04:49It was no mention of it in the Christian Science Monitor.
04:55Here it is.
04:56It'll look lovely on you.
04:58No, Mrs. Elcott, we're taking it.
05:00Oh.
05:01Wrap it up, princess.
05:03Heal.
05:04Expander.
05:05Seven bucks down the drain.
05:07Relax.
05:08Compliments of Mayor Lindsay.
05:10A whole $3 profit.
05:13I'm terribly sorry.
05:15You do have a lovely shop.
05:16I'd like to come back when I have more time.
05:18Pleasure.
05:19Pleasure.
05:23Bye.
05:23Bye-bye.
05:29That name.
05:31That face.
05:33I have seen it before, but where?
05:40Ducky Precious.
05:42I think we go immediately browsing through the back issues of Vogue at the public library.
05:49Come on.
05:51The Dane's got a lot of nerve charging those figures, right?
05:55Well, actually, $600 isn't too far out of line.
05:59For a secondhand suit?
06:00A secondhand Givenchy suit.
06:03I don't recall Sudaba mentioning a Givenchy suit.
06:06At least not while you were there.
06:08She didn't?
06:09No.
06:12Well, then how did I know?
06:14Oh, she did say Paris.
06:16I must have put two and two together.
06:18Yeah.
06:20Yeah, that's probably it.
06:32Nice.
06:34Very nice.
06:37Now, I was saying that in my line of work you don't get a chance to spend much time in
06:41a joint like this.
06:43You know, I think this is probably my most favorite place in New York.
06:48Better than your husband's bank, Mrs. Elcott?
06:52How did I get demoted from Penelope back to Mrs. Elcott?
06:56All right, Penelope.
06:59Penelope, do you know...
07:02Most of the time I like my job.
07:05What's that?
07:06That?
07:07It's bubble gum.
07:09May I have some?
07:11Yeah, help yourself.
07:16Who's Ron Svoboda?
07:19I just chew the gum.
07:23You know, it's a funny thing about crime.
07:26But it's the innocent suspect that usually looks the most guilty.
07:29That's because he's got nothing to hide.
07:31Keeps his guard down.
07:33But the guilty ones, they're always thinking.
07:35They're watching themselves pretty good.
07:37How will this sound and how will that look?
07:39And in the end, it's their very smoothness that traps them.
07:42It's fascinating.
07:48How do you do that?
07:50Now, what kind of a childhood did you have?
07:52The kind with braces on your teeth.
07:53Spread the gum flat, poke your tongue into it, and fill the pocket with air.
08:00I did it!
08:01Beginner's luck.
08:04Penelope, I am the best damn cop I know.
08:08And that's my trouble.
08:11I'm too damn good for my own damn good.
08:14I think you're very good.
08:16And that's what that lady bank robber's about to find out.
08:20You know that poor kid doesn't have a chance?
08:26Overconfident.
08:28You see, in the neighborhood that I come from, a kid had three chances.
08:31He could be a hood, he could be a cop, he could be a priest.
08:35Well, I was too clumsy to steal, and we weren't captured.
08:40Maybe if I'd had a neighborhood.
08:42Penelope.
08:43What?
08:45Did you spend a lot of time in your husband's bank?
08:47No, I hardly ever go there if I can help it. Why?
08:50When we ran the film, you knew the teller's name just like that.
08:54Well, of course I knew her name.
08:55It was on a plaque on the counter.
08:58Didn't you see it?
08:58Well, I guess I'm not as good at my job as I thought I was.
09:02I missed it.
09:04Oh, dear.
09:06What's the matter?
09:07I was supposed to meet James ten minutes ago.
09:11Do I get to keep Ron Svoboda?
09:17Hey, Horatio, watch.
09:22Not bad, hmm?
09:24Terrific.
09:28Then James began to get promoted at the bank.
09:31Third vice president, second vice president, first vice president.
09:37At last, we're getting to the crux of your problem.
09:40Don't you see it?
09:42You feel left out of your husband's life.
09:45So, you compensate for his lack of attention.
09:49I do?
09:51In desperation, I began taking up hobbies.
09:55First, hobbies with James.
09:58Things were still pretty much up in the air.
10:00So I next tried hobbies for James.
10:03James! James!
10:05That's what we want!
10:06Goodbye.
10:07Well, at least he patted me.
10:10It's funny.
10:12There's only one hobby that seemed to cheer me up.
10:16Burglary.
10:17Not burglary.
10:36There's no hobby in this life.
10:54Know how to engage them.
10:54Where is the duck's turn, after you.
10:54School metaphlichenity.
10:54To any other family members at the Sarah.
10:54That one, you know what's possible.
10:59It's fine.
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