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05:25¿Y crees que Aiden Zane es tu competición?
05:28Sí.
05:31¿Whatever?
05:33Honestly, estoy unbothered.
05:37Jada, ahora es tu turno a line'em up.
05:40I watched your TV for a long time.
05:44Aquí, porque he oído que ella estaba haciendo su trabajo.
05:49Hadle grabar Miss Brita.
05:51Right aquí.
05:52Mejor, Miss Nikki.
06:02There we go.
06:04Done.
06:08So you think that Gigi Good is your biggest competition?
06:12Of course.
06:12She was one of the top two, so why not?
06:14And Heidi in Closet is your weakest competition.
06:18Just based off first impressions.
06:20Well, Heidi, what do you say to that?
06:21Fuck all them bitches.
06:24Jada's been here all of ten seconds, and she's put me down in front of Rue.
06:28Bitch, please.
06:29Now this week, the four team captains will be Widow and Jada.
06:36And the two queens they put in the bottom.
06:41Aiden and Heidi.
06:44Losing is the new winning.
06:46Oh, bitch.
06:47Surprise, surprise.
06:48Jada just did me a favor.
06:50I am now leader of my own group, and we're going to show her up.
06:53Now, ladies, there are so many competition shows that celebrate super talented people.
06:59But starting today, there's a new TV show for people with a zero talent.
07:06For this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be improv-ing your way through a little show we like to call the
07:12world's worst.
07:15Working in four teams, you'll play wannabe performers with big dreams, outrageous backstories, but a new talent whatsoever.
07:25And you need to make us laugh.
07:28Hashtag, track race.
07:30It's so hard for me to be the worst, but it's going to be pretty easy for some of them.
07:34All right, now team captains, it's time to pick your team.
07:36Starting with Aiden Zane.
07:38I am going to pick Sherry.
07:42Heidi, your turn to pick.
07:44Jackie.
07:45Okay.
07:46Widow.
07:47Nikki, Nikki, Nikki.
07:50Jada, you're up.
07:51Jan, I have to say card.
07:53Aiden.
07:54I'm going to have to pick Britta.
07:56Yeah.
07:58All right, Heidi.
07:59I'm going to pick my girl, Gigi.
08:00Good morning, Miss Good.
08:01Good morning.
08:03The Widow Von Dube.
08:04You know I got to go with my Missouri sister.
08:06Come on, Miss Crystal, message.
08:09Jada.
08:11I'm going to have to chew my Thestalia.
08:17Who's left?
08:19Just me and her.
08:21Okay, Rock'em, since no one picked you, you get to pick the team you'd like to join.
08:27Well, I'm going to pick my premier sisters over here with Miss Jada.
08:34Oh, I love her.
08:35Gentlemen, start your engines.
08:37And may the best, worst woman win.
08:43Let's see that.
08:44Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
08:46I'm excited to do improv because I like to think of myself as somebody who is a bit of a
08:50character
08:51and I need to show these bitches that I'm not the weakest.
08:54Teams, three girls, one brain.
08:56You all have to respond together the entire time.
08:58Oh, that's funny.
09:02Because of the fact that we're supposed to be terrible, I don't feel like we have to actually be in
09:06sync.
09:08Like, Sherry starts to say something and then I'm like, kind of trying to follow along, you know what I
09:13mean?
09:13I don't trust Aiden in leading a group.
09:15She comes across as shy and kind of aloof.
09:20So should we say this all together right now to, like, just the talent part?
09:26We are three girls.
09:31Two.
09:31Two clap.
09:32Yes.
09:33I don't think she's ever done improv or any character work before, so she's like a lost little puppy.
09:38God bless her soul.
09:39We all speak at the same time.
09:44Because we share the same.
09:46I think we've got to pick up this load and we've got to put it on our back and we've
09:49got to carry it to the finish line.
09:54Coming up.
09:55These girls.
09:56Some of them are a little bit fake and they're not who they say they are.
09:59I'm going to expose them for exactly who they are.
10:04Erk.
10:10Fruity patooties.
10:11People called me that a lot growing up.
10:12I'm here for it.
10:13This week's Maxi Challenge is an improv challenge called The World's Worst.
10:18This is basically a reality competition show about girls who have no talent.
10:22And we'll create a poetic masterpiece.
10:26It's kind of like a reality show within a reality show, like a turducken of reality shows.
10:33You know what I'm saying?
10:35It's really meta.
10:37First, what we need to do is figure out, like, which characters people feel like would be their strength.
10:41I can do the grapes.
10:41Our group will be playing Fruits, who are LGBTQ activists.
10:46It's the ambitious role, which I feel like I can be like, yeah, we're going to do it, you guys.
10:51Yeah.
10:52And then we have the bad apple.
10:54Ooh, the former member of the Fruity Patooties.
10:56It was kicked out and replaced by broccoli.
10:58I think I like the bad apple roll.
11:00I like the bad apple roll too, though.
11:03I feel like I would be able to really just, like, ham it up.
11:07But it's up to you.
11:08Okay, I'll take the bad apple roll in just because I know that's, like, really, like, something I know I
11:13like to sell in.
11:14Okay, I feel really good about this.
11:18The Del Rio triplets.
11:20Oh, we're approaching 80.
11:22Oh, so we're going to be all alone.
11:23Work.
11:23Okay, fine.
11:24I have a lot of improv background.
11:26I think I'll be able to lead the group to make sure that we don't get too off track.
11:30Let's back it up real quick.
11:31Yeah, yeah.
11:32Have either of you guys ever done improv?
11:34I have.
11:34In school.
11:35Yeah, me too.
11:35Okay.
11:35Do you remember what the first rule of improv is?
11:37I always say yes and.
11:39Yes and.
11:40Never say no to anything.
11:40So that means we'll never shut each other down on stage.
11:43Yes and.
11:44You don't say that.
11:47Jaina kind of got me in my head when she believed that I am the weakest link.
11:50I always think about the body first.
11:52Walk with me, girls.
11:53Okay.
11:53But luckily, my team that I picked is helping me get through that.
11:56Real opinions on the you know what.
11:59It's been forever since you've seen your new new what.
12:03Yeah, yeah.
12:04So I feel like this is going to be right up my avenue.
12:06Avenue, avenue, avenue, avenue.
12:08Bitch, I live on an avenue.
12:09Why can't I say the word?
12:14Our team is made up of three Squirrel Scouts.
12:16Squirrel Scout A, the smart one.
12:18Squirrel Scout B, the sexy one.
12:19And Squirrel Scout C, I'm the drunk one.
12:21Get going.
12:21I think we should try to not go predictable.
12:25So like what do you think?
12:26I say we play to our stripes.
12:28So you would be the drunk?
12:29I would be the sexy?
12:31I love it so we play to our stripes.
12:34I'll be drunk.
12:35I'll be drunk.
12:35Sure, you can be drunk.
12:36Oh, yes.
12:36All right.
12:36Oh my God.
12:38This butter is so delicious.
12:40All right.
12:40I'm the sexy one.
12:42Okay.
12:44I'm not happy with the role that I got because being a Luke Queen and being the sexy one is
12:48kind of like predictable.
12:49I should have been the drunk Scout.
12:52Hey, Squirrel Friends.
12:54Hey.
12:57Hi, kids.
12:58Hi.
12:59Widow.
12:59Yes.
13:00Why did you put Aiden as the weakest link?
13:03Well, when we all got to meet each other out of everybody, she was the one that didn't
13:06give us enough like who she is, what she does.
13:09So if you don't have confidence, bitch, then you sound weak.
13:11I see.
13:13Work.
13:14Now, Crystal Method.
13:16Kind of wacky, aren't you?
13:17A little bit.
13:18And do you know you have the hair of Elle DeBarge?
13:21I don't know who that is.
13:22No.
13:22He was in the group DeBarge and they sing a song.
13:25The rhythm of the night.
13:31So now this is an improv challenge.
13:33Anybody do improv before?
13:35I've done it in my language.
13:36I host a lot of shows.
13:37Yeah.
13:38And sometimes you're improv-ing when you're hosting shows because you never know
13:41what's going to happen in the crowd or if it's...
13:42Yeah.
13:43Well, this, though, has more of an outline.
13:45Even though it seems unstructured, it is structured.
13:47You've got to infuse your character with behavior.
13:50You have to know where you come from.
13:51So whatever happens, you've got something for it.
13:54I think of all the threesomes, you're kind of the oddest one.
13:57I would never picture you three together.
14:00And odd's where it's at.
14:01Odd is where it's at.
14:02I like that.
14:03Well, I can't wait to see what you do with it.
14:12I can't wait to see you out there.
14:14Thank you.
14:14Thank you.
14:16Heidi N. Closet.
14:18Hi!
14:18You know that's a terrible name, right?
14:19It is.
14:20It's terrible.
14:21It's awful.
14:21Yeah.
14:21I can technically tell you why.
14:23Because, Heidi, then you have to reshape your mouth to say N.
14:27And then closet.
14:28It's not very satisfying.
14:29Heidi, fine.
14:30Heidi ho.
14:31Heidi goodbye.
14:32Yes!
14:33She has to change my name to Heidi who, Heidi ho, Heidi doody, Heidi don't call me late
14:38for lunch.
14:39If that's what it takes to get to the end, a bitch might just change her name.
14:43So now, you strike me as someone who's done improv before.
14:47I love improv.
14:48Tell me about improv.
14:49What's the key to improv?
14:51The first rule, girls.
14:52We said it earlier.
14:53We say, yes and.
14:56Great.
14:56I taught them well.
14:57Perfect.
14:58Have any of you done improv before?
15:00She's improv'd in the band room before.
15:02Oh, my God.
15:03You are a character.
15:04You are a character.
15:06That's how they know.
15:07Just say it one more time so they heard.
15:08Yeah.
15:08They heard me.
15:09So that's your job to now hone that and shape it into something for this challenge.
15:14All right.
15:15I can't wait to see you out there.
15:16Awesome.
15:16Thank you, Rose.
15:17Thank you.
15:17Thank you.
15:18Hey, ladies.
15:19Hello.
15:21So, Jada, this is your team.
15:22What's the name of your team?
15:23We are the Fruity Patootie.
15:25I helped start this group, but some of them are a little bit fake, and they're not who
15:28they say they are.
15:29So I'm going to expose them for exactly who they are.
15:33Rock'em Sock'em.
15:34You had a choice of any team to go to.
15:36Why did you choose this team?
15:37I'm very familiar with these girls.
15:39Oh, because you were all part of the same group.
15:40Yes, we're all part of the same group, and these girls have been good emotional cores
15:45for me.
15:45Do you need an emotional core?
15:48I've been finding out recently in this competition that it's been a little hard, so these girls
15:54help bring out the star potential in me, and once it's out, I'll be able to keep it there
16:00by myself.
16:01You're an interesting queen, and if there was ever a time to apply that, it's in this challenge.
16:06What fruit are you?
16:07I'm an orange.
16:09Uh-huh.
16:10All right.
16:11And what about you, Jada?
16:12I'm a terribly sad, bad apple.
16:17All right, girls.
16:18I'll see you out there.
16:19See you out there.
16:21I feel like the orange is not interesting.
16:24Her character description is literally like three words.
16:28I'm thinking that if I have a character that is not interesting, I'm going to go down in
16:33flames.
16:34I kind of want to say something.
16:37I really don't want to step on toes or anything.
16:39But I am really feeling like I would feel more comfortable with the apple.
16:48With the bad apple roll.
16:50I don't know why she is doing this, but I'm not about to take this orange.
16:55Um, just because I feel like I can do angry.
16:58If I take the apple roll, then I can really deliver what Rue is saying.
17:01The thing is, is like you have this tendency to like second guess what you do.
17:05I'm thinking like now at this point, it's kind of a little bit late.
17:08Right now, it's apples and oranges and I want the apple.
17:12I want the apple.
17:13I want the apple.
17:17I want the apple.
17:30And I'm Blanca, the young, very lovely sister.
17:49Welcome to World's Worst.
17:51It's audition week and the crowds have gathered to see if they can make the cut for a coveted
17:55ticket to West Hollywood.
17:56Good luck.
17:58Let's beat some of them.
18:00Well, hello to Rio Trio!
18:03Excuse me, I gave you a bit of a start.
18:06Now, are you guys triplets?
18:08Yes!
18:09Identical.
18:10Can you believe it?
18:11We were born in 1939 and we are the best three-part harmony singers and instrumentalists.
18:20Beautiful music.
18:21We've been inspired by so many great trios.
18:24The Andrew Sisters, the Dixie Chicks.
18:27And never forget Charlie's Angels.
18:30Charlie's Angels.
18:30The Charlie's Angels.
18:37Are you sure she's okay?
18:39Oh, she'll be just fine.
18:42If you say so.
18:43All right, ladies, we're going to get you in for your audition.
18:45Are you, Blanca?
18:46Are you, are you, are you?
18:48Blanca!
18:49Blanca!
18:50Blanca!
18:50No!
18:50We have to audition.
18:52This is our chance.
18:53And the best thing about the Del Rio Trio is that they're a triple threat.
18:56There's no limit to the things they can't do.
19:00You sure she's okay?
19:01Oh, she'll be just fine.
19:03She's just fine.
19:03One, two, three.
19:05Okay, break a hip, ladies.
19:10Hello.
19:11Hello.
19:12World's worst.
19:13Don't mind us.
19:15We're just sitting our dear sister down.
19:18She's a little loosey-goosey right now.
19:21Welcome to World's Worst.
19:23Thank you for being here.
19:24Of course, you know I'm Bossy Rossy.
19:25This is Garo.
19:26And this, of course, is Ornacea.
19:28Mother has arrived.
19:30You know we're looking for the worst.
19:32Are you the worst?
19:33Yes, that's why we're here.
19:36We're the Del Rio Trio!
19:40I'm Blanca, the leader.
19:43And I'm Blanca, the wild child.
19:49And I'm Blanca, the young, very lovely sister.
19:55Hi!
19:57The one in the middle makes me look animated.
20:00Here we go.
20:02We play instruments.
20:04Yes!
20:04You wanna hit an instrument?
20:06I am concerned.
20:07I think that...
20:08Look a little tired.
20:09Oh, no, no.
20:10She's fine.
20:12A five, six, seven, eight.
20:14Roll, roll, roll your boat.
20:16Hit me down the creek.
20:18Baby, baby, baby, baby.
20:20Nice and buttery.
20:21And I'm gonna take you to church this time.
20:23Five, six, seven, eight.
20:25Roll, roll, roll your boat.
20:27Hit me down the creek.
20:28Woo!
20:29Oh, my God.
20:30Heidi's a breakout performer.
20:31And she seems ready to show everyone
20:33she should not have been placed in the bottom.
20:35Woo!
20:36Oh!
20:37That was awful.
20:38I think that's terrible, terrible.
20:39I'm wondering, Charles,
20:40if you could teach the Del Rio Trio how to coochie coochie.
20:43Oh, definitely.
20:45Okay, now.
20:46Wait.
20:47Attitude.
20:48All right, all four of you.
20:49Come on, let's do it.
20:50Okay, one, two, three.
20:51Goochie!
20:52Goochie!
20:53Goochie!
20:54Goochie!
20:55Goochie!
20:55Goochie!
20:57Salsa!
20:58Salsa!
20:59Salsa!
21:00Salsa!
21:00Salsa!
21:01Salsa!
21:03Gigi is killing it.
21:11Get it?
21:12Killing it, because she was dead.
21:14What did you see?
21:15Bueno, creo que Blanca es...
21:18...dead.
21:21A dead ringer for a young Carol Channing.
21:24¿No te crees?
21:26¡Rasperies!
21:28Blanca.
21:29¡Rasperies!
21:31¡You y tu hermanas...
21:33...are ir a West Hollywood!
21:37¡Rasperies!
21:38¡Rasperies!
21:39¿Qué?
21:40¿Qué?
21:42¿Cómo te voy a ir a esta vez?
21:43¡Yer ir a West Hollywood!
21:46¡Woo!
21:51¡What a world!
21:52¡What a world!
21:53...to think that my dreams would come true...
21:55...e I die in the same moment.
21:58¡I fall and I can't get up!
22:03Blanca, you don't need him.
22:05You're going to West Hollywood, honey.
22:06¿What?
22:08¡Ah, girl!
22:10¡Where's the door at?
22:11Es difícil de estar presente como una mujer
22:13Y, por la noche, lo que saben como hizo mucho
22:16See you in with Hollywood, ladies
22:20Bueno, hola, no tal no so young lady
22:22Oh, hola
22:24¿Qué? ¿Where are you guys from?
22:25We're the Squirrel Scout from Camp Bayo
22:29¿Quién tiene este tío contento dentro?
22:31Ah!
22:32Wiley
22:32¡Oh, mi Dios!
22:33Bueno, no puedo esperar a ver si se los sellan a ellos
22:35All right
22:35Thank you
22:36Good luck
22:41¡I'll go nuts! ¡You go nuts! ¡We'll go nuts for start butter!
22:45¡Woo! ¡Howdy ho, judges!
22:48¡We're the Squirrel Camp!
22:49¡Squirrel Scouts from Camp Dang-a-ho!
22:54¡No a great start!
22:56¡I'm Lesley-Anne!
22:57¡I'm Chantal!
22:59¡And I'm Renisha Lashad Jackson!
23:02¡And this is our friend Squirrely! ¡Say hi to Squirrely!
23:06¡Hi Squirrely!
23:07¡Es una ardilla!
23:08¡Una ardilla!
23:09¡Yup!
23:11¡We came together at camp after our parents abandoned us when we were ten!
23:15¡We got abandoned!
23:16¡And the best stuff!
23:20¡And then we had to fend for ourselves out in the wilderness!
23:23¡I had to eat rocks!
23:25¡I had to use Dix's tampons!
23:27¡And what do you do exactly?
23:29We're here today to earn our reality television show, Maribach.
23:34As you can see, we have so many already.
23:36I have this, Maribach having the best smile.
23:39And I have this one because I can make matte lipstick out of berries.
23:42And this is barbecue sauce.
23:47Widow is not afraid to take it there.
23:49She looks a hot mess.
23:50And she even smells a little bit drunk.
23:53And I'm just hoping I can keep up.
23:55We actually have a beautiful product to show you right now.
23:57All right.
23:58Okay.
23:59Not only are we survivors, we're also entrepreneurs.
24:03Entrepreneurs.
24:06Oh.
24:07Ooh.
24:08Nut butter.
24:09Butter.
24:10Woo.
24:10You make it?
24:11Diddy's handshake and squeeze by myself.
24:14And I swallow.
24:16I mean, taste test.
24:18Would you like to try it out yourself?
24:20Give me one.
24:21I'll take two.
24:22Now, careful.
24:23Don't bust that nut.
24:25Get those nut butters away from my face.
24:28Do you want to taste it?
24:29I want to taste it just a little.
24:34Are there squirrel juices in this?
24:39Is it organic?
24:41No.
24:42Crystal is struggling as much as me,
24:44but I have three years of English.
24:46She has 28.
24:50I have to say,
24:51you ladies put manure in entrepreneur.
24:55Can I see this squirrel up close?
24:57For you, he's so nice.
25:07I can't see.
25:08You cut my teeth.
25:09Really?
25:10No.
25:13No matter how much I feel like I did my part,
25:16it's a teen challenge.
25:18I ain't gonna bullshit with you.
25:19I'm scared.
25:20I'm terrified.
25:22There's a squirrel in my pants!
25:25Coming up...
25:26Enough!
25:27Big Apple,
25:28what in the sauce are you doing here?
25:30I'm gonna expose you.
25:32True fight!
25:38This team is the pits!
25:47This team is the pits!
25:54Hate it.
25:55I hate it.
25:55Woo!
25:56Oh, here comes the next group.
25:57Ha!
25:58It's a bunch of fruits!
26:00We are...
26:00Okay, ladies, we practice this off.
26:02One, two, three.
26:04The Fruity Patooties!
26:08Hello, America.
26:10My name is Big Gay Grape.
26:12I am orange and I'm as sweet as a clementine and just as petite.
26:17I'm your fully realized in vegetable broccoli.
26:20And we're gay.
26:21We're super gay.
26:22And we're so excited to be representing our community here on this show.
26:25We just want everybody to know that you are all accepted,
26:28no matter who you are or where you are from.
26:30You're a broccoli, but you're in the fruity...
26:32You're in the fruity group?
26:35Well, yes.
26:36She's a fierce Brock ally.
26:38I'm a fierce Brock ally.
26:40Girl, I look crazy right now.
26:42I have this huge-ass broccoli on my head.
26:45I'm sweating profusely.
26:46Both of my eyelashes are falling off at this point.
26:48I'm not looking polished and it's just throwing my whole game off.
26:50I'm a fully realized woman.
26:52Okay.
26:53I think that me and Brock are very, very high energy
26:58and broccoli is just being a fully realized broccoli
27:01and she's being super sexy.
27:03And I don't know if that's really coming across to the judges.
27:07I'd like to start off with a little joke.
27:09I smell a real big stinker coming on.
27:11Let's spray a little.
27:12Poopery!
27:13Kids love the joke.
27:14We're going to start it off.
27:15Okay.
27:16Knock, knock.
27:17Who's there?
27:19Orange!
27:20Orange who?
27:21Orange, you glad that we can live in a community
27:23that accepts our brothers and sisters,
27:26be they vegetables or fruit.
27:28Girl, this team is the pits.
27:30Quick question.
27:31You said you're going to tell jokes?
27:33When is that going to start?
27:35Well, that was our best one.
27:36Good one.
27:38Thank you.
27:38It's out!
27:40Big Apple, what in the sauce are you doing here?
27:43You know I'm here and I'm going to expose you.
27:45I'm here to set the record straight
27:48to a few phony patooties I know.
27:51The world is going to see them for exactly who they are.
27:54I created the phony patootie
27:58and you're trying to steal all of what I've done.
28:00How many doctors do I have to eat a day to keep you away?
28:04There's not enough doctors to keep me down.
28:06And broccoli!
28:08Nobody likes broccoli.
28:13Take your stem out of my face.
28:22She broccoli-speared her.
28:24Fruit pie!
28:28I'm going to shoot you!
28:32Don't bruise the fruit!
28:34Are you thirsty?
28:35Because I got some fruit.
28:37Stop it!
28:40Everybody, speak slowly and clearly.
28:43What the hell is going on?
28:44Little do you know.
28:45They're straight.
28:47I'm going to ask you a few questions, all right?
28:49Sure.
28:50Great.
28:51What does Mariah Carey call her fans?
28:54Her, um, butterflies?
28:57I gotcha.
28:58It's lambs.
28:59I'm surprised at you.
29:01I thought you were gay this whole time.
29:04I have never been so steamed in my life.
29:06All right, final question.
29:07Who won the Super Bowl last year?
29:10The Patriots!
29:12Whoa!
29:13That settles it.
29:14You are not gay.
29:17You're not going to West Hollywood.
29:19Oh, no.
29:21An apple a day.
29:22Keep your cuchy-cuchy awake.
29:23Oh, no.
29:25Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
29:27Well, hello there.
29:28Who do we have here?
29:29We are three girls with one brain.
29:37We met at a bus stop.
29:43And all of a sudden, lightning strikes.
29:55And now we speak as a collective unit.
30:29There was a guy from Missy Pee Pee Pee.
30:34There once was a guy from Missy Pee Pee who sat on a wall.
30:42There once was a guy from Missy Pee Pee who had a great ball.
30:50All the queen's horses and all the queen's men couldn't put there once was a guy from Missy Pee Pee
31:01together again.
31:04Can worst be a three-way tie?
31:07I want to know a little bit more about you.
31:08What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
31:09Quick!
31:12Charmage!
31:16Excuse us.
31:17Just a minute, please.
31:18I got it.
31:19Charm, do you feel like these ladies maybe are faking it a little bit?
31:23I'm going to come up there for one second.
31:26Ladies, I'm not convinced that you really do share one brain.
31:29But if you did, when I slapped one of you, you would all feel it.
31:35Wouldn't you?
31:36Should I slap you?
31:42Should I slap you?
31:47Ow!
31:51I've seen all I need to see.
31:52That's it.
31:53I'm impressed.
31:54Do you ever find this overwhelming in your daily lives, sharing one brain?
31:58You...
31:59I can't do this anymore.
32:00I'm going back to James and the Peach.
32:03What?
32:04I thought you were three girls with one brain.
32:06Liza Minnelli, lie!
32:08We are two girls!
32:11One girl, one girl, one fucking brain.
32:14Let's go.
32:15They were the worst.
32:16We need them!
32:18Ladies!
32:19We need you!
32:22Well, that wraps up Audition Week in Tuckahoe.
32:25And that truly was the world's worst.
32:28I'll see you next week in West Hollywood.
32:31In the alley behind Mickey's.
32:34Coming up...
32:34We could have done better as a group.
32:36You didn't lead us at all.
32:38I'm not agreeing with this constructive criticism.
32:41I did a good job.
32:42We were carrying you.
32:44We were carrying you.
32:49Finally.
32:51Yeah.
32:54We were going to cry.
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38:18I think she's got this sewn up
38:20Basic stitches beware
38:23Heidi and closet
38:25You know, she said it was nine inches long
38:26But I think she's lying
38:28My runway is very Pinocchio
38:30Come to life as a real girl
38:32She's got her big ol' bows
38:34And then she's got some buttons
38:35Don't need for a skirt if you want to see
38:38Now I made of wood
38:42Gigi Goode
38:43She's so buttoned up
38:47Bitch, I am
38:49Covered
38:49In 25,000 orange buttons
38:52This is honestly the heaviest thing I've ever worn
38:55But I'm doing my best to make it look like
38:56It's completely effortless to walk in
38:58Oh my god, Becky
39:00Look at her buttons
39:04Jackie Cox
39:05Oh, I say there's trouble in River City
39:07Come on with a capital T
39:09My look is inspired by the Pearlies of England
39:13Who created this look around
39:14Turn-of-the-century industrial revolution
39:16The Pearl buttons were a cheap way
39:18To really make any outfit more fabulous
39:21Yodelahy-ho
39:22The Widow, Von Dews
39:25Lozo, you better go
39:27I am serving you my clown couture realness
39:32Is she a big job?
39:34I like to serve different high-fashion looks
39:37That may not be your cup of tea
39:39Brown clown stunning
39:43Crystal method
39:44Well, she obviously tied one on before she hit the runway
39:46She certainly did
39:47My buttons and bows look is cutesy little baby eleganza
39:51This look is pink and fluffy and inspired by a present
39:55Because I'm a gift to the judges
39:56Wrap it up, I'll take it
39:59Ça va, Niki doll
40:00Oh, she's got a measuring tape
40:02That's so handy
40:03Guess who's back with a mouth
40:06Niki doll is serving Cinderella to the judges tonight
40:08She is in her atelier with her little mice
40:10And working on her dress
40:11And she's definitely gonna go to the ball
40:12I like my vision
40:13And I'm super proud of what I'm doing
40:14Terribles, they're not just her anuses anymore
40:19Aiden Zayn
40:20Ribboned for your pleasure
40:22I am feeling very Lisa Frank
40:25With my bows raining down on the shoulders
40:27I love to take simple things
40:31And really make something out of nothing
40:33Her real name is Brett
40:34Brett
40:36Brett
40:37Britta
40:38Britta, please
40:41Move over Polly Pocket
40:42There's a new doll in town
40:45I'm serving you Fiesta Coral realness
40:48That waist is cinched to the gods
40:51Just flawless
40:52I can see her camel bows
40:57Up next, cherry pie
40:59Oh
41:00I think I've seen this movie
41:01I think it's called Manabelle
41:05Uh-oh
41:06Somebody fed her after midnight
41:08This look is very
41:10I'm sending a letter to daddy
41:12I wanna show another version of camp
41:15Which is a little spooky ooky
41:19Goodbye Dolly
41:23Coming up
41:24I love this runway look
41:26This all felt fresh and so funny
41:28Oh my god, it's strawberry shortcake if she ran a brothel
41:35Welcome ladies
41:36When I call your name
41:38Please step forward
41:41Widow Von Dew
41:43Jada Essence Hall
41:45Jan
41:48Rakim Sakura
41:49Gigi Goode
41:50Aiden Zane
41:53Britta
41:55Ladies, you are all safe
42:01You may leave the stage
42:08Ladies, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week
42:13And now it's time for the judges' critiques
42:15Starting with Dahlia Sin
42:17This runway look, I really enjoy
42:19This subtle color palette
42:20It all works
42:20And this is a beautiful presentation
42:22I loved what you did on the runway
42:23Bouncing like a bunny
42:24Your ears were so cute
42:25I just thought you were so beautiful
42:26Thank you
42:27You are stunning
42:27But the hair
42:29Because it's like a mauve
42:29I couldn't see it
42:31I kind of lose that a little bit
42:32Alright, let's talk about the improv challenge
42:34It was a roughage challenge for you
42:38You kept looking to the other girls
42:39And every time you did that
42:40You would block your face from the camera
42:42So I was trying to give them more like demure
42:43But like still trying to be sexy
42:45Well, blocking the camera is a big no-no
42:47When you're filming a television show
42:49The whole idea of the fruit thing
42:51Is because you guys are gay
42:53And that's an old school term
42:55That's the joke
42:56But anytime broccoli spoke
42:58It didn't really do anything
42:59Yeah, I was trying to play more
43:00To like being the sensual, sexy broccoli that I am
43:03I know it's hard to be your piece of broccoli
43:05When you like to be beautiful and sexy
43:07But we wanted more
43:08The broccoli was just lost in the sauce
43:11Alright, Heidi, I have just one question for you
43:13Is it Heidi Ho or Heidi Doody?
43:15I was liking Heidi Ho
43:17Well, drive it around the block a few days
43:19And see how it works
43:19Hey, Heidi
43:20Hi, gorgeous
43:21How are you?
43:22I'm blessed and highly favored
43:23Oh, that?
43:25In the improv challenge
43:26You were really fun
43:27Because you had a character
43:29You came in with that flipper
43:30That you spit out
43:31And you made me laugh
43:33Throughout the entire thing
43:34This runway look
43:36It is that combination of really beautiful
43:37But it still has the sense of humor
43:39The nose thing
43:40As soon as you came around the corner
43:41I saw the tip first
43:42I became very excited
43:44And I said, oh, it's just her nose
43:45This was a thoroughly delightful runway look
43:48I really appreciate that y'all like this
43:50Because it's actually a little nod to some of my history
43:51Because back in high school
43:53I ran track
43:54And my hair used to be down to here
43:55And the guy was lining up the girls
43:57And he was like
43:57Well, get up here with the rest of the girls
43:58I was like
43:59But I'm a boy
44:00And then they started calling me
44:01He's a real boy
44:02Tonight was a fun night for you, Heidi
44:06Good job
44:07Jada thought you were one of the weakest
44:08And look at you now
44:10Jakes on her
44:12Up next, Jackie Cox
44:14I want to compliment you
44:15On listening to my makeup recommendation
44:16Much better
44:17Thank you
44:18Let's talk about this look
44:19I love this because it's like
44:20Oh my god
44:21It's strawberry shortcake
44:22If she ran a brothel
44:23Oh
44:24I love it
44:25I saw immediately the pearlies
44:27Because it reminded me of
44:28Mary Poppins
44:28The Julie Andrews one
44:29Where it's this type of outfit
44:31It is just a skosh costume store
44:34But then you
44:35In the improv challenge
44:36Were so fun to watch
44:38You weren't afraid to make weird faces
44:40You weren't caught up in the
44:41Am I looking sexy?
44:42Which can kill comedy
44:44Up next, Crystal Method
44:46So we're going to talk about
44:47Your performance as a Squirrel Scout
44:48You kind of got lost
44:50When you're in a group
44:51It's so hard
44:52And in your case
44:53You had Widow
44:54You know
44:54She took a character
44:55And she took it all the way
44:56And she gave us something
44:58To go, hmm
44:58Clearly
44:59An alcoholic
45:00Oh, and she likes
45:01Barbecue
45:03You needed it to be more specific
45:05We're counting on you
45:06To take us on a ride
45:08I'm not going to lie
45:09Your makeup is distracting
45:11It's now become repetitive
45:12I love red and pink together
45:14But I would love
45:15If you could find a way
45:16To merge the beautiful art
45:18That you do
45:19With your face
45:20How do I say that?
45:21I want to see who you are
45:25I think part of the reason
45:27That I have the face
45:28That I do
45:29Is because
45:30Crystal makes me confident
45:32And I have a hard time
45:34Showing myself
45:35And opening up to
45:38I'm sorry
45:39You know
45:40Seeing you in the workroom
45:41With nothing on
45:42But that
45:43Elder barge mullet
45:44Mama Ru says
45:45You're fucking fascinating
45:47I need you to infuse that
45:49Into everything
45:50That you do
45:51In this competition
45:53You know
45:53When I first came out
45:54To California
45:55I would take on
45:56Every audition
45:57And I would just
45:57Have the attitude
45:58Whatever you want
45:59Tell me it
46:00And I'll be it
46:00You want me to smile
46:01You want me to
46:01Whatever you want
46:02I can do it
46:03And that got me nowhere
46:05Until one day
46:06I realized
46:06What is the one thing
46:07I have that no one else has
46:09And that's me
46:10And you really have
46:10Such a fun energy
46:11Nobody else has
46:12That will make the difference
46:13For you
46:14Not how much makeup
46:14You put on
46:15Amen
46:16Thank you
46:18Up next
46:18Nikki Dog
46:19I love this runway look
46:21You gave us this theme
46:22In such a non-literal
46:24But really fun way
46:25With the button
46:26I'm going to call that
46:27A wigginator
46:28Because it's like
46:29What did you call me?
46:30I love that
46:31When it comes to
46:32The skit that you guys did
46:32I feel the same way
46:33That I felt with Crystal
46:35You disappeared a little bit
46:36Even more so
46:38Crystal was pushing a little bit
46:39I felt like you were nervous
46:40Is the language barrier
46:42Like slow you up
46:43It has built frustration
46:44For me
46:45We had such a great example
46:46With Charo
46:48Who launches into Spanish
46:49At the drop of a hat
46:50Throw in the French
46:51It's fun
46:52It's charming
46:52It's you
46:53Bring more of you
46:53To the game
46:55Up next
46:56Cherry Pie
46:57Let's talk about
46:58Three girls
46:58One brain
46:59Just watching you all do it
47:00And follow
47:02Was so funny
47:03And you had such
47:05A commanding presence
47:06The thing about improv
47:07Is you have to go
47:08With the flow
47:08But you can prep for it
47:10Too
47:10Just all felt so
47:11Fresh
47:11And so funny
47:13Your skit was my favorite
47:14This runway look
47:16Is so great
47:17Because it is campy
47:19But in this really
47:20Fashionable way
47:21Thank you
47:23Ladies
47:23Thank you very much
47:24I think we've heard enough
47:26While you go
47:26And untuck backstage
47:27The judges and I
47:29Will deliberate
47:31All right
47:32Now just between
47:32Us squirrel scouts
47:34What do you think
47:35Dahlia Sin
47:36She just faded away
47:37And she was wearing
47:37A giant broccoli suit
47:38That's not easy
47:39She's also caught up
47:40In this I am a sexy queen
47:41And she needs to have
47:42Many other lanes
47:43Up in this competition
47:44Heidi
47:44I loved what she did
47:45On the runway
47:46She gave us buttons
47:46And bows
47:47In kind of an unexpected way
47:48In the improv challenge
47:49She really made me laugh
47:50And then I kind of
47:51Fell in love with her
47:52When she started opening up
47:53To us
47:53It's a good week for Heidi Ho
47:54Jackie Cox
47:55In the challenge
47:56She went there
47:57And that makes my heart sing
47:58I believe whatever happens
48:00In this competition
48:00We will see her performing
48:01On stages around the world
48:03Crystal Method
48:04The fact that she wore
48:05That makeup as a squirrel scout
48:07Is telling that she's
48:08Hiding behind that mask
48:09Even Rockham changed
48:10Her makeup completely
48:11She faded in the background
48:13In the challenge
48:13And on the runway
48:14She just looked a little
48:15Unfinished
48:16If she just has a little time
48:17To bake a little longer
48:18She could be incredible
48:20Nikki Doll
48:21In the challenge for me
48:22If Crystal Method
48:23Was fading into the background
48:25Then Nikki Doll
48:25Was invisible
48:26But on the runway
48:27That look was so
48:28Thought out
48:29And exactly the kind of
48:30Approach you need to be
48:31Bringing to every second
48:32Of this competition
48:33It breaks my heart
48:34Because you can see
48:35How each one of them
48:36Care so much
48:37And it matters so much
48:38To every one of them
48:39It's really hard for me
48:40To think about any of them
48:40Going home
48:41Cherry Pie
48:42In the challenge
48:43She was very funny
48:45And she was giving me
48:46Like Ethel Merman
48:46Mixed with Lucille Ball
48:47And then she comes out
48:48On the runway
48:49I love that she blends
48:50Kind of classic
48:51With her own modern twist
48:52Alright silence
48:53I've made my decision
48:55Bring back my girl
49:02Welcome back ladies
49:04I've made some decisions
49:08Heidi
49:11You're safe
49:12You may join the other girls
49:14Thank you
49:18Sherry Pie
49:21Conjagulations
49:21You are the winner
49:22Of this week's challenge
49:23Thank you so much
49:25You've won a cash prize
49:27Of $5,000
49:28Thank you
49:34Jackie Cox
49:36You're safe
49:41You're safe
49:41Nikki Doll
49:43Your buttons and bows
49:45Are très chic
49:46But your improv
49:48Was a little weak
50:18You may join the other girls
50:19You may join the other girls
50:22Nicky Doll
50:23And Dahlia Sin
50:25I'm sorry my dears
50:26But you are up for
50:28Elimination
50:28Oh my god
50:30I'm so pissed
50:31I really don't agree
50:32With Ruth saying
50:33That I should be
50:34In the bottom two
50:34Bitch now
50:36Two queens
50:37Stand before me
50:38Ladies
50:39This is your last chance
50:41To impress me
50:42And save yourself
50:44From elimination
50:48The time has come
50:50Put your lip sync
50:52For
50:53Your
50:55Life
50:57I deserve to stay
50:58And I'm gonna fight
50:59For my spot
51:00Bitch
51:01I'm not going home
51:02Good luck
51:04And don't
51:05Fuck it up
51:08I got one more
51:09From the gym girl
51:11Hey
51:11Hey baby
51:13Even though I hate you
51:14I wanna love you
51:15Aren't you
51:15And even though I can't forget you
51:18I really want to
51:19Aren't you
51:20Just hold in the club
51:22Got no weight
51:23On my shoulder
51:24That should be a waste
51:26I didn't realize
51:28That I'm good
51:29I don't want this
51:32I don't want this
51:32I don't want this
51:34I don't want this
51:36I don't want this
51:36I don't want this
51:39Sickie X
51:40Uh
51:40What you got?
51:41Small money to end
51:42I'll be better off without you
51:44In no time
51:44I'll be forgetting all about you
51:46Saying that you know
51:46But I really, really doubt you
51:48Understand my life is easy
51:49When I ain't around you
51:50Baby, I ain't too big
51:51To be as present
51:52I'm thinking I'll let the throw to you
51:53More than I love your presence
51:54And I'm hand-stepping
51:55Neither you want it
51:55And you just playing
51:56I'm listening to you
51:57Knowing I can't believe
51:57What you're saying
51:58It's a million use
51:59Baby, what's up
51:59Don't be dumb
52:00I got 99 problems
52:01But you won't be one
52:02Like what?
52:04Dumb
52:06Head in the clothes
52:08Got no weight on my shoulder
52:10I should be wiser
52:12I realize that I've got
52:15I can't live
52:19I can't live
52:23I can't live
52:24I can't live
52:24When I ain't in the day
52:25I can't live
52:27I can't live
52:30I can't live
52:34Ladies
52:35I've made my decision
52:42Nicky Doll
52:43Enchante you stay
52:48You may join the other girls
52:56Dahlia Sin
52:57My dear
52:58We'll have one less gorgeous queen
53:01Without you
53:03Now
53:04Sashay away
53:06Thank you
53:09We love you Dahlia
53:21So over it
53:22So fucking pissed
53:31I'm shocked by the outcome
53:32It's crazy to me
53:33That I'm going home first
53:34I kind of fucked myself over
53:36By choosing the fucking broccoli
53:38But Crystal should have been lip syncing
53:40And not me
53:42Even though I did storm off
53:44I'm just thankful for the opportunity
53:46To be honest
53:46I'm thankful for the people
53:47That I got to meet
53:48Then I went out in something cute
53:49At least
53:54Condragulations ladies
53:55And remember
53:56If you can't love yourself
53:58How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
54:00Can I get an amen up in horror?
54:02Amen
54:03Alright
54:03Now let the music play
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