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Below Deck Down Under - Season 4 - Episode 11: Soapy Eggs
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00:15Previously on Below Deck Down Under, Tyler, a socialite from New York City, is taking his group of best gays
00:21on a trip of a lifetime.
00:22There we go.
00:23My partner said, I'm going to sign the check, have a good time.
00:26This is mine, this is mine, and in the louis.
00:28Tyler's lying in his glam technician to get him ready for a drag night on board.
00:33The most important part for Tyler is that his other guests do not see his glam.
00:38Why are you giggling at?
00:40You're not going to tell me.
00:43I do like Daisy.
00:44There's no doubt about that.
00:45She's beautiful.
00:46I love her accent.
00:48Very Irish.
00:49Hello.
00:50Hello.
00:51I've missed you.
00:53I've seen f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing.
00:56How do I put myself in a situation where I know I'm not supposed to be...
01:02Cute.
01:03Do I seem jealous?
01:04No.
01:05I don't feel jealous.
01:07So you and f***ing what's-her-face.
01:09F***ing what's-her-face is not really the most appropriate thing to say.
01:13This is ridiculous.
01:14You're just so disrespectful to girls.
01:16You have no consideration for anybody else.
01:19Maybe like a little omelette?
01:20Go, go, go.
01:21It's Alicia, Alicia, Alicia.
01:22Like, don't tell us what to do.
01:24Mike comes and says,
01:25Oh, Ben, do you mind making me an omelette?
01:27What?
01:28In my role, I feel like I'm everyone's mom.
01:30But with Alicia and Mike, it feels particularly taxing.
01:33Next time, just come to me and tell me.
01:35People will never take that s*** well from their peer.
01:38What?
01:40What?
01:40My mom!
01:42Yes!
01:42Ben!
01:43Well, Kim, I mean, I was like, I don't like Ellie.
01:45You're like Daisy.
01:47You need a love interest.
01:48Like who?
01:49That was lovely.
01:50Well, Geraint is with Ellie.
01:52Ellie is not in my good books right now, so f*** it.
01:56I'm going to medal.
01:57Oh, I heard through the grapevine that he doesn't like her.
02:01I felt it too.
02:13I mean, I don't really know about the Ellie and Geraint thing, so I can't.
02:16Oh, I heard through the grapevine that he doesn't like her.
02:20I felt it too.
02:25Oh, that's...
02:26Now she's really...
02:28You go get the man.
02:30No, I'm being dead serious.
02:31She really likes him.
02:32She's not going to bake in the birthday cake.
02:35If he did say that, Ellie can never find that out.
02:37It's flattering to hear that Geraint has a thing for me, but, like, Ellie marked her territory.
02:43Oh, she feels amazing.
02:46So, they need to sort that out.
02:48And then also, Ellie's petrifying.
02:51Daisy, Daisy, Geraint.
02:52Be tender.
02:53With being on the wing.
02:55That's bang.
02:57So, now that we're comfortable, maybe we'll play those impressions.
03:01The first time I met Luigi, was that an orgy?
03:03That's how you're right.
03:04What?
03:05Wait, what?
03:06Do you remember?
03:07Hi.
03:07Where are we putting this?
03:08You're over here.
03:09You're over here.
03:09He drops his towel.
03:10I have never seen anything like this in my life.
03:13It was like an animal balloon.
03:15You know, like, when they make them at the fair.
03:17And so, I look at Miguel, the boyfriend.
03:19He pulls off his towel.
03:20It was twice the size.
03:21Oh, God.
03:22It was twice the size.
03:23And I go, Tyler, I have to f*** him for the bit.
03:26But we were staying at the Ritz, and it was 3 a.m.
03:28I brought a big dicker, too.
03:29Of course, this is our dinner conversation.
03:33Cheers.
03:33Thank you so much, Tyler.
03:34Love you.
03:40Grabbing it.
03:41Grabbing it.
03:42Jenna, Jenna.
03:43You can go on break now.
03:45Copy.
03:46What is a beach sit up without a bonfire?
03:48Here you go.
03:49All inside.
03:50It is.
03:50Woo!
03:51Good job, baby.
03:52Oh, wow.
03:53Go big or go home.
03:55You're looking to show how I'm in the bushes?
04:00Actually, I really feel like I need to bring it up with him
04:02and break the alley there.
04:03You absolutely should be still over the glass of mine.
04:05It's just you and him.
04:06Yeah.
04:08No, absolutely not.
04:12Are you excited about your fire?
04:13So excited.
04:15I'm not as excited as me.
04:17You're like an arsonist.
04:19I'm not an arsonist.
04:20I just appreciate fire.
04:23Yeah.
04:26Hey, you.
04:27That looks beautiful.
04:30So you're doing lobster tails, and what else are we doing tonight?
04:33Baby back ribs.
04:34Oh, amazing.
04:34I've been braising them all day.
04:36Tonight, really super cash, grilled lobster, grilled ribs, beautiful vegetables.
04:42I love cooking barbecue.
04:44It's enchanting, darlings.
04:46Do you want some pork or lobster?
04:48Or both.
04:49Pork?
04:49Yes.
04:50Really yum.
04:51Guys, lobster's in that food, at least, yeah.
04:54No, guys.
04:55Is the dancer coming?
04:57The fire dancer?
04:58Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:58Okay, good.
04:59Okay, let's get this done.
05:05What do you mean?
05:07Well, come in.
05:12I'm happy we like this now.
05:14I know.
05:15In Yarding, it's difficult to make close connections that are genuine, because you're kind of forced
05:22to be with each other.
05:23You have a nice of lips.
05:25With Eddie, he's sweet and compassionate.
05:28When he speaks to me, the way he hugs me, it feels good.
05:34We'll see you later.
05:37Oh, hi.
05:38How are you?
05:40I'm Daisy.
05:41Nice to meet you.
05:41Nice to meet you.
05:42Yeah, you go ahead.
05:44Guys, look behind you.
05:50Wait a second.
05:54You have my attention.
05:58That's really close to his face.
05:59Give me a closer.
06:01Woo!
06:02Okay.
06:03Okay, Daisy, he's coming on for.
06:06Damn.
06:08Okay.
06:10Oh, s***.
06:11These are not bad.
06:12Do you want to try?
06:13No.
06:14Swallow.
06:17The gays know how to blow, baby.
06:20Three, two, one.
06:22Yeah!
06:23Oh, my God!
06:24You guys practice the water.
06:25It looks hard.
06:26That is gross.
06:28Oh, my God.
06:29Oh!
06:30Okay.
06:31Oh, my God.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:32Oh, my God.
06:33Daisy wants to do it.
06:33Sorry.
06:34Three, two, one.
06:36What?
06:37Yeah!
06:39Oh, my God.
06:40Oh, my God.
06:40It was hot.
06:41I knew you weren't bad, baby.
06:44I'm wearing gasoline all over me.
06:46Can we wrap up and head back?
06:47Oh, my God.
06:48Katina, Katina.
06:49Yeah, go ahead.
06:50Yes, I'm ready for a pickup.
06:51If you want to come in with the other tender.
06:53But, mate, let's just get the hell out of here.
06:55Let's go, let's go, let's go, team.
06:58Welcome.
06:59How was it?
06:59Dude, it was just sick.
07:01It's like a dream come true for any show.
07:03Oh, really?
07:04No.
07:07Okay.
07:08Gentlemen, let's go.
07:09Are we good?
07:09Would you like a warm towel?
07:10Thank you so much.
07:11Oh, no towel.
07:12How was dinner?
07:13Miss Bean did a really good job of blowing fire.
07:16Yeah.
07:16I'm sure she is.
07:17Oh!
07:18Team Bean.
07:21I'm dead.
07:22Wait, who is Miss Bean?
07:24Bean!
07:25What's her actual name?
07:26Lithia.
07:26Are we hot-tabbing?
07:28Yes.
07:28Should I wear my Cheetah thong?
07:29What are your Cheetah thong?
07:29But my ass is so white.
07:31How was it, Katina, with no one there?
07:33Didn't really do much, to be honest.
07:34Time to do a two-, three-hour break.
07:36Are you being serious?
07:37Yeah.
07:38Me and Eddie were in the sauna.
07:41You are too.
07:43Do you think that Kaplan's going to let me and Eddie sit in the sauna?
07:46The less he does, the more I have to do.
07:49It's actually impossible for Mike to do less.
07:52Lithia, take life way too seriously.
07:54Relax.
07:55Everything's going to be okay.
07:58Whatever.
07:59Hot tub time.
08:01Oh, here we go.
08:04Oh, s**t!
08:06Are you okay?
08:08Are you okay?
08:08I'll see you at 7.30.
08:10Hey!
08:11Hey, how's Guy?
08:12How was the beach?
08:13It was pretty hectic.
08:16Yeah.
08:16How are you?
08:18Good.
08:19Good, Mike.
08:19Do you just concentrate on cleaning up?
08:21I've cleaned the whole boat today.
08:23But that's your job.
08:25No, it's not my job.
08:26Cleaning the boat.
08:27I've got various jobs on this boat.
08:30I'm not a cleaner.
08:31I'm a dexter.
08:32You just have to follow instructions.
08:33That's it.
08:35Mike is definitely developing an ego.
08:37And if he doesn't stop, it's going to cause a problem.
08:41And he doesn't want a problem with me.
08:43Okay, good night.
08:44I'll see you in the morning.
08:48Do you want to go to bed?
08:49It doesn't need two of us up now.
08:51Hi!
08:52She's back!
08:56Guys, can I get you any more drinks?
08:57Any water?
08:58Wait, who's the other crew that we were talking to?
09:00Jenna.
09:01Jenna!
09:02She's funny.
09:03I love Jenna.
09:04Oh.
09:05Did we tell her?
09:05It was different reactions.
09:07How about you?
09:08We went to her.
09:09We were like, Miss V was breathing fire out of her mouth.
09:11She said, of course she was.
09:13She's only butthurt because she's only housekeeping.
09:17I can say so much for what I'm not.
09:19Oh, please do.
09:20We love our fire breathing, Miss V.
09:22No, no, no, no, no.
09:24I'm going to bed.
09:24Good night.
09:25No!
09:26There's still drama there.
09:27And now I'm causing trouble everywhere I go.
09:41You see you can f*** off.
09:56Morning.
09:57How you doing?
09:57Good.
09:58Good.
09:58Hi.
09:58I've got that too.
09:59Do you see?
10:01Uh, sort of.
10:05The answer's starting to come back.
10:08F*** it.
10:11What are you doing for breakfast for the usual? I'll do some scrams one ideas
10:17What's been going on? Oh much, Benny. How are you? Yeah, too bad. I have to talk to Elena, right?
10:22I'm trading on dangerous water your head's not there no
10:26You know when you've you you let something happen and you're like yeah, I should have stopped yeah
10:32Or it happened. Yeah, but you can't help yourself. Yeah, just be honest
10:36Now if you think it's not there the chat with it Ellie probably needs to have them now today
10:40I've developed feelings for Daisy and it's only fair to everyone that I clear things up with Ellie
10:45I don't know how she's going to take it, but if I don't stop it now. I
10:50Can't let it keep going. Yeah, because it gets it'll just get worse
10:57Coming up what flavors the eggs supposed to be it tastes like dish soap. It's just a massive up
11:03Put washing up liquid on the eggs
11:17How'd you sleep? Oh, well, I don't really remember last week. It's great. I'd like to want to get an
11:22iced coffee
11:23Yeah, of course. Are we deflating all your balls or just pulling them up pulling them up? Yes. Okay
11:28Mm-hmm
11:36That was rude
11:38Yeah, let's roll
11:49What a beautiful day
11:52Ready to roll. Good morning. Good morning, Captain. How are you?
11:55Good. How'd you sleep?
11:56Good. Really good. Um, if you have a second, I need to go over today with you. Yeah, come to
12:01the bridge
12:02So today we're doing the drag night for dinner. Everyone is
12:06Look, the door's closer. The door's close
12:08Everyone is supposed to be doing their own makeup. I think
12:11Um, oh, you found me. I did. Thank you very much. Bye today. Yeah, okay
12:17So when did you make up artists arrive? Around one ish
12:20I begged him to do this. I paid him twelve thousand five hundred dollars
12:23So I need to sneak him on
12:26I really appreciate you for being so accommodating and making this happen because I don't want anyone to get wind
12:32of what I'm gonna do
12:33That's fine. So we'll do breakfast at 9 30. Does that work? That's perfect. Okay, great
12:37Then everyone will be eager to get in the water. Snorkels on, see some turtles, sneak the main cup artist
12:42on and they'll be none the wiser
12:44Yeah, that's perfect. This is a primary guest's request. It's obviously very important for him. We need to get this
12:49right
12:49Thank you guys so much. Of course. I want you guys to get everything you want. Happy?
12:55Happy, happy, happy
12:56Jason, we are ready to lift anchor when you are
13:00Let's start lifting
13:04Oh my god, that is a fabulous house. Thank you anchor in the pocket cover that
13:10That water is like emeralds. It does feel nice over here with the breeze
13:16That didn't last long
13:18Hey, four dick, four dick, you can be ready on the anchor. Can I get anyone anything? I think just
13:23breakfast
13:23Okay, cool. Gally, Gally, we have six guests at the table
13:28Cool
13:29Jenna, can you go down and help the service? You can lower the anchor now
13:32Copy
13:37Three shuckles in the water
13:39Copy that, lock it down
13:41All right, we're ready. Can you throw some black pepper on there? Yes
13:45A little olive oil as well
13:46Olive oil? Just do swirls
13:50Yeah, okay, Daisy Daisy soft scrammies. Yeah. Yeah, you're taking this? Yes, I am. Okay, great
13:56Oh, look at you. Oh lord
13:59Look at her. She's like Priscilla, queen of the desert
14:04Just a little bit, please. Thank you. I got poached eggs as well if you like coming through
14:11There you go, sir
14:13Guys
14:13Your body is like rested
14:16Does your egg taste weird?
14:19My eggs taste like dish soap
14:21Literally, it tastes like dawn
14:22Ben, what's up?
14:24Wait, what did you guys put in the eggs?
14:27Pardon?
14:27What flavor is the egg supposed to be?
14:29Yeah
14:29Ben will tell you
14:30It tastes like dish soap
14:32Like someone actively put a whole thing of dish soap in it
14:37I'm not sure if that's supposed to be eaten
14:40Um
14:43Let me go down and check
14:45I don't know
14:46What are you asking?
14:47Clean up
14:50Guys, I'm really really sorry
14:51I'm gonna fix all this
14:54They put dish soap
14:56I actually didn't because they're in the same little
14:59Oh my god, they have
15:01Smell that
15:02What the ?
15:04How are you up scramble?
15:05I thought you were being funny
15:06Hey
15:07What's up?
15:08Is it true?
15:09What?
15:10So this is washing up liquid
15:13Put washing up liquid on the eggs
15:15Yeah
15:18It's a shame
15:23In all my years of being a chef
15:27No one has even found a hair in the food
15:30Oh my god
15:31Everything is kind of in slow motion right now
15:35Oh my god
15:37I'm thinking I'm getting fired
15:39It's just a massive
15:40up
15:41It's a shame
15:42Because they're really good eggs
15:44I actually didn't taste this
15:46I can smell it
15:47Oh my god
15:48I hope they use non-toxic
15:55It's a shame
16:04I just like still have the taste in my mouth
16:06It was so soapy
16:08How you up scramble it?
16:09I thought you were being funny
16:10I don't know why that's over here
16:12Oh my god
16:13I like squeezy bottles
16:14I put my dish soap at home in there
16:16Oh okay
16:18Yeah I'm really sorry
16:19Don't worry
16:20It's good
16:20I got your back
16:21All right
16:21It's gonna be fine
16:22You've got my back
16:23I don't blame you either
16:24It's fine
16:25I blame myself
16:26Hey Daisy
16:27You've got to apologize one more time
16:28I will
16:28I will
16:29I will
16:29And then we're dropping it
16:30Okay how can I help?
16:31Can I do something?
16:33Not really
16:33Nah
16:33Would anyone like some fresh
16:37We're really really sorry about that
16:39Oh that looks great
16:40Can the chef come out and have the first bite?
16:42Thank you
16:43I can confirm it's safe
16:45They're really good
16:46No it is good
16:47What's up sexy
16:48Why don't you come and say hi to Elena
16:50She's having a rough morning
16:51Why is that Elena?
16:52I put dish soap in the scrambled eggs
16:55Pardon?
16:56What was that?
16:57So you know how our dish soap looks exactly the same like olive oil?
17:02You're joking
17:03I'm not joking
17:04It happened by accident
17:07I'm kicking myself because I saw it happening
17:09I said we've got to get a label on that and it just didn't happen
17:12And sorry Cap
17:13Um okay
17:14Wow
17:16Soap in the eggs
17:18I'm actually quite embarrassed
17:19We really have to make it up to them and hopefully they can put it past them
17:22Hey guys
17:23Who's been swearing?
17:24I want the eggs taken off the bill
17:26Yeah
17:26Well I'm sorry for that
17:27That's okay
17:28Reduce the t
17:29Oh no don't do that
17:30No
17:30Oh we already did that
17:34Good job there's no rush
17:35We're just going to take you over there to go snorkeling
17:36I'm going to go get that tip back
17:38Yes
17:40Seen it
17:42I'm so excited for snorkeling
17:44I'm not going
17:45I'm going to troll
17:45Oh
17:46Yeah
17:46Devon and I are going to hold down the forest
17:48Oh
17:49Gorgeous
17:50I'm going to head downstairs
17:51Is everything okay?
17:52Everything's fine
17:53Oh Devon look at this little float that we're setting up right now
17:56This is where we're going to hang out this afternoon
17:59Hey boys
18:00Is someone about a gone old fool?
18:03You guys can meet here this afternoon?
18:04We are
18:05We're always here
18:05You're always here
18:07Devon and I are staying
18:08Are you not going to go snorkeling?
18:09It's not my favorite
18:10This is annoying because we have come up with a plan to get this makeup artist on board
18:14Now how are we going to get them on without ruining the surprise?
18:17For f**k's sake
18:19We're ready to go everyone
18:21Perfect
18:21Barbecue
18:23All crew we have two guests staying on board
18:26Please be careful when the makeup artist arrives
18:28Remember this is a secret
18:32Okay everyone ready to jump in
18:33This is definitely hard
18:34Do it
18:35Unbelievable
18:50You can never block clip on speedos
18:53I know I took it
18:54I know I took it
19:06Do you reckon I can like turn nude?
19:09No
19:09Hey Eddie
19:11Yeah
19:11I'm trying to bring this glam person onto the boat now
19:15Just try and distract them then
19:17I need more of my margarita
19:19Hi
19:20Are you going to go paddle boarding?
19:22Oh you want to go paddle boarding?
19:24It'll be good
19:24I'll work ice
19:25Yeah
19:26Let's go
19:26Eddie
19:27Eddie
19:28The two guests are coming now to go paddle boarding
19:30All right
19:31Copy
19:31So
19:32You shouldn't have said Eddie
19:35Sometimes honestly isn't always the best policy
19:37Yeah
19:38To the edge of the buoy
19:39Around the buoy at .com
19:41Yeah because I'll be like a bit downwind
19:52Ellie
19:52Yeah
19:53Wendy and my son's spotlight are opening up
19:54Do you have any space available for later on this week?
19:57Definitely not
20:00Hello hello
20:01How are we good everyone?
20:03Starting engine
20:03Welcome
20:04Hi nice to meet you
20:06I look good
20:07It looks good
20:08So this is the cabin
20:09Can we just get a setup?
20:11Yes
20:11Yes
20:11We're turning on board now
20:12Just wait a second Tyler sorry
20:14Oh
20:14Okay
20:15Let's go on the sitter
20:16Hold on your face to me
20:17Hi
20:18Hi
20:18He's opened your cabin
20:20I'll go check on him
20:21Sipper
20:21Thank you very much
20:22Yes
20:23Excellent
20:23Hello
20:25Girl
20:26Good to see you
20:27Good to see you
20:28Oh my god
20:29Oh god
20:31What's for lunch?
20:33Sushi
20:34We're gonna do in-room dining
20:35For the glam artist and Tyler
20:38For lunch today we are making lovely sushi rolls
20:42And they won't have soap on it
20:44No soap for you
20:47Oh
20:49This table setting is actually cute
20:50That's very cute
20:51All right let's do this
20:52Please
20:53Thank you
20:54Can I get a cross a martini?
20:56Perfect
20:57There we go
20:58Let's go
20:58That looks amazing
21:00Delicious
21:00Thanks
21:01That looks amazing
21:01You're so welcome
21:02Can you bring it up?
21:04Hi guys
21:04Got one here
21:05A special martini?
21:06Thank you
21:06There you go
21:07Thank you
21:07No problem
21:08Oh my god this sushi looks amazing
21:10Let's just start honestly right here on the bed
21:11On the bed
21:12Yeah
21:12How's everyone's day been?
21:13Yeah good
21:13Are you gonna be part of Tyler Paul's drag race tonight?
21:17I'm probably gonna end up winning it
21:18So
21:18Come on
21:19I'm doing everyone's makeup so
21:21Oh yeah
21:21Yeah
21:22Was there a makeup artist on board?
21:25I heard
21:26Did Tyler smuggle one on?
21:31We haven't heard of it
21:32I don't know
21:35Oh god
21:36All right guys enjoy
21:37This is a big up
21:39Oh it's fun way that lasted
21:41That bitch got a makeup artist to come on board
21:44Erm
21:44Did the guests know that there's a makeup artist yet?
21:47No
21:47No
21:48You didn't tell them
21:49Oh my god
21:50Well no one's told me this
21:52Tyler's been keeping his fries under wraps for his gas
21:54He's flying in his go glam technician
21:56It's a secret surprise
21:58Mike
21:59Everyone knows that it's a piece or it
22:01Right
22:01The primary's gonna be pissed when he finds out
22:04That cheeky little bitch
22:05Are we being dead serious?
22:06He's going to lose his s**t
22:08So we're gonna bring this up tonight?
22:10Yeah
22:12Jesus f**king Christ
22:22That b**ch got a makeup artist to come on board
22:24That cheeky little b**ch
22:26The primary's gonna be pissed when he finds out
22:28You f**ked up
22:29Probably went out of the back of my head
22:30Because I haven't spent much time with the guests
22:32But you can't do that
22:34Yeah yeah yeah
22:34It's a big thing on the background sheet
22:36And like we went to a big effort today to like sneak them on
22:39Like you're not listening when I'm giving critical information
22:42It's quite a big f**k up
22:44Yeah
22:44So you need to go and fix this
22:47Mikey loves to run his mouth
22:49So instead of doing it for something negative
22:51Maybe you can do it for something positive
22:53Go and make these guests happy
22:55I would just get your charm and go up and charm them
22:58Right
22:58All right I gotta get started
23:00Because I spent a fortune bringing her out here
23:02You can start pulling for dinner
23:03Copy that
23:10What's happening?
23:11Not much
23:12How's things everything on your side?
23:13Yes
23:14A s**t show
23:15Can I hop in anywhere?
23:17Mike spilled the tea and surprise
23:20I'm pretty pissed off
23:22Yeah
23:24Okay
23:25I don't want to be the one that's s**t up
23:27Look at it
23:28I've already been in enough s**t this season
23:30I don't want to be in anymore
23:31So I have got some dads to do to get myself out of this one
23:36Like everyone needs that information
23:37Yeah
23:38There's no chance I'm getting caught from this one
23:40But if there's anything I can do to help
23:42It's fine
23:43Fire's up, Dad
23:44I got your back
23:45Room service
23:46Hi
23:47Hi
23:48I didn't realise we're drinking
23:50There you go
23:50Cheers
23:51Enjoy, no problem
23:52So I heard I spoiled the secret at the table
23:55Yeah
23:55It was my fault
23:56I want to apologise for that
23:57No, no, no
23:58Yeah
23:59We need to make sure that Tyler doesn't find out
24:02Okay
24:02Okay
24:02We'll see
24:02Yes
24:03It's a deal
24:04We'll do a pack
24:04It's a pack
24:05Do you think Spencer will say anything?
24:07Yeah, definitely
24:07That would be the harder one to give minutes, I think
24:10All right
24:12Hi
24:12I think the girl's like really good at doing makeup
24:15Um, I know that Jen's quite good at makeup
24:17Oh good, yeah
24:18Okay, okay
24:19Leave it with me
24:20Over we go
24:21Two, three
24:23Jenna, Jenna, Alicia
24:25Yeah
24:25One of the guests would like to help doing their makeup
24:27Because they've never done it before
24:28Copy
24:32Who is it?
24:33Hi, it's Daisy
24:34Hi
24:35Can I come in for a sec?
24:36Yes, I actually just wanted to talk to you about this evening
24:39Right, which one's Spencer?
24:40Does seven work for a cut walk?
24:42Seven should work
24:43Yeah
24:43And then will we say like 7.45 for dinner?
24:46Yeah
24:47Okay, thank you
24:48Daisy
24:48Which one's Spencer?
24:49He wants a drunk
24:51Which one's Spencer?
24:51Oh, which cabin is he in?
24:53I'm not sure
24:53He's not in these two
24:54Okay, can I spend that one then?
24:55Ah, that's fine
24:57Spencer?
24:58Yes
24:58I need to have a quick chat with you
25:00Apparently you weren't meant to know her
25:01There's a secret makeup office coming
25:03And I was like
25:03Oh, because I'm in serious trouble
25:05But yeah, I just wanted to say
25:06If we can try and keep it on the down low
25:08Can we make a pact?
25:10Nobody will find out
25:11Good luck
25:12All right
25:12Thanks for chatting
25:13No
25:13I appreciate it
25:14Ah, f***
25:16Sweating
25:16Alicia
25:17Do you reckon we'd have a dresser that I could fit into for service?
25:22I have a really sultry number
25:24Yeah
25:25Ben, I need your help on how to make a cake where Sal is working
25:29All right, let me give some thoughts
25:30I got you, okay?
25:31Although I know that both menses normally don't work out
25:35I would really like to make things work with Zhao
25:38He's kind of like playing the lottery
25:40If you're not in it, you can't win it
25:42But I've wasted all the time with boys
25:44Zhao is like a grown man
25:48He's like a high stake lottery
25:50Because like if you win, it's life-changing
25:53Thank you
25:53It does mean a lot to me
25:55All right
25:55Ben, the makeup artist is joining for dinner
25:58What time's dinner, do you know?
26:007.45
26:01Okay, all right, perfect
26:03Mike
26:04Yeah
26:05Possibly, will you emcee this catwalk tonight?
26:08I'm more than happy to do
26:09I'm going for a shower
26:10I'll be back in a quarter or two
26:12Can you get into your block really quickly?
26:14Five minutes
26:15Copy Daisy
26:18None of the other boys know I'm getting some help
26:20So I don't say anything
26:21I don't have irons, it stays between me and you
26:23Bend your head forward
26:27I've never seen a man with boobs
26:29I don't have irons
26:39All done
26:40All done
26:41Let me know if you need my
26:44You're on top of things there?
26:46We're in pretty good shape
26:47We need to step up tonight
26:48We've got it
26:49All right
26:50All right
26:51So dinner's at quarter to nine
26:53All right
26:54Is that right?
26:54No, wait, wait, hold on
26:55Is it seven
26:57Is it 7.45 or 8.45?
26:59I think it could be 7.45
27:01But I'll check
27:02I'll check
27:05That's so too good
27:06I really, really need you
27:08Yeah, what do you mean?
27:09Look, I need your help right now
27:10To get it all done
27:11Because you took way too long to do the makeup
27:14No, no, honestly, can we organise that later?
27:20Yeah
27:24I really need to know
27:26Hey, Daisy, what time is dinner, please?
27:29Ben
27:29F*** me
27:30Jesus f***ing Christ
27:32I've told the whole
27:36I have told the whole crew at 7.45
27:397 for cocktails in the sunset
27:417.45 for dinner
27:42I'm f***ing annoyed
27:43People should be less reliant on me at this stage of the game
27:47But it seems like the opposite is happening
27:49And this is another perfect example
27:51How they don't listen
27:52They don't communicate
27:53And they don't do their f***ing job
27:56F***ing God
27:58Jesus f***ing Christ
28:09Put this one on top of that one
28:11The catwalk is going on over there
28:18How do girls do this every day?
28:20It's going to be such a fun night
28:27Where the f*** is Mike?
28:28Mike, meet me on the side, actually
28:30He said five minutes
28:31And it's been like about 45 minutes
28:35Jesus f***ing Christ
28:38Mike?
28:39Yeah?
28:40What are you doing?
28:41I'm just doing my hair
28:42How can we go?
28:43Okay, we're going to go to the front
28:44Those are dressed
28:45I'm a basic b***h over here
28:46Mike
28:47I'm back
28:47Start setting up
28:48Hey
28:49What a great big cake for Joe
28:50I'm going to look at that recipe you gave me
28:52I'm going to pull out the mascarpone
28:54Yeah, but that's with the icing
28:56I'll do the icing for you
28:57It takes no time
28:58It's okay
28:59And I'll do the whole thing
29:00It's all about the strut
29:01Do you want to show us your best strut?
29:07To the top
29:11Hey baby girl
29:11Just try it on first
29:13Fantastic
29:15That'll do
29:17Unreal
29:17Crown
29:19Shump
29:21Hop-a-doo
29:32I know I look f***ing great in a dress
29:34But you cannot hide that big balls
29:37So obvious
29:38Oh my god
29:40Call me Edwina
29:41I love that
29:45You get the door
29:46You look poor
29:47I don't
29:47Grab my phone
29:48Let's go
29:49Are we the first ones here?
29:50We are
29:51You guys look great
29:53There we go
29:53Everything looks amazing
29:55I need a massage tonight after doing all these boys makeup
29:58Everyone except Tyler
30:00There we go
30:01We're gonna bring it out like this
30:02All right you get dressed and I'll see you upstairs
30:33Oh they're here
30:33I'm not gonna be happy if Tyler finds out he might spill the beans
30:36Like it was a simple request and our crew f***ed it up
30:40That looks so bad on our team
30:42I would withhold tip for that
30:44All right let's go upstairs
30:45Let's go
30:45Crew do you want to come to Sunday?
30:48I can't be on my way
30:52Oh wow wow
30:54Welcome welcome tonight
30:56To Katina's Drag Race
30:58Are you all ready for it?
31:00Yeah
31:01Let's give it away for our first queen
31:03She's not yet to play
31:04She's yet to slay
31:06Angela Little
31:09Electra Smashed
31:11Lady Bible
31:12Lady Bible
31:13Next up
31:14Veronica Bluff
31:16Say what this world can't stay
31:18Oh wow
31:20Wow now we really getting loud
31:23It moves
31:27And last we have
31:28Melania Twink
31:29Melania Twink
31:30I just wanted to thank everyone for being here
31:32Especially my makeup artist
31:34But we might have one more contestant
31:54Who's ready for some dinner?
31:57Well done everyone that was amazing
31:59That's a big project
32:01Don't do the meringue
32:02Lemon and chocolate they don't work
32:03But orange and chocolate works really well
32:05I have to watch his favorite cake
32:06The second lemon meringue cheesecake
32:08It's gonna be nice
32:09You're going crazy on this one
32:11What are you doing?
32:13Golly golly daisy
32:14Fashion show is over
32:16It is gonna be happening soon
32:18Oh
32:19Copy that
32:19I need to get this risotto done
32:21A vodka dirty martini
32:23And who would like the tequila?
32:26Where's my Cosmo?
32:28Come on baby
32:29You gotta be quick with it
32:29I know
32:30I just can't find anything
32:31Can I get a Cosmo when you get a chance?
32:33Absolutely
32:34Is that my necklace you're wearing?
32:36I don't know
32:36At least he grabbed it
32:37Okay
32:38But he's just shaped his chest for this
32:41Hi Mikey
32:43If you're looking for something to do
32:44There's loads upstairs
32:45What are you doing?
32:46There's nine guests upstairs
32:49And only me making cocktails
32:51I'm not looking for something to do
32:53And if you want to take a seat
32:55We're almost ready for dinner for you
32:56You want to sit over there?
32:57I want to sit down
32:57Yeah
32:57Oh dinner's ready
32:59Oh I hope they're lighters
33:00Oh it's incredible
33:01I would love this
33:02Once you've done that you can come to service
33:04Thank you
33:04Oh wow the flowers are real
33:06It's the only thing real at this table
33:08Mike helped Jenna with turndine
33:10That's fine
33:10Perfect
33:10Tyler we just want to tell you that you're beautiful
33:13Oh thank you honey
33:16And naturally
33:18What?
33:19At lunch a certain deckhand told us a certain thing about
33:22Someone receiving extra assistance
33:24Wait who told you?
33:26Mike
33:26Yeah
33:26What the f**k?
33:27No one would have been to me
33:28How does it let you have things
33:29Yes
33:30All right here we go
33:32Done
33:32Boom
33:33Let's go let's go let's go
33:35Filet mignon
33:36Leek and garlic
33:37Rosato
33:38With a pork reduction
33:40You're serving out?
33:41Wow
33:42A big thank you to Tyler
33:43Love you
33:44Anytime
33:45I'm so happy that you all came
33:46Seriously
33:46He has a boyfriend who has a full staff yacht
33:49Oh
33:49Here's something else
33:51Money makes the world go around
33:53Of course
33:56What's this?
33:57We did our hair with something that we think you might recognize
34:01Oh my goodness
34:03Is this squeeze on it?
34:09I brought 10 of them
34:10Oh that's great
34:12I should not touch that
34:14I'm getting out of this
34:15I don't know how to speed up I'm getting the water
34:16All right I'm turning into a bathing suit
34:19Can you just start your Alex back to Marina?
34:21Yeah
34:21Final stretch
34:23Final stretch
34:24Yeah
34:26That's the boat right there
34:27Thank you very much
34:28Go to bed
34:30Thank you for your help today
34:32It's finally over
34:33I've waited for this all day
34:36Question
34:37Did you release the cat out of the bag that I had a makeup artist come on board?
34:42No
34:42Wasn't me
34:43Just because I told everyone not to say anything
34:47And now everyone's mad at me because I had a makeup artist come on board
34:50Oh really?
34:51If I did I would tell you the truth
34:52But I don't know who it was
34:53You don't know who it was?
34:54Yeah
34:55There's only one way to get away with this
34:58Deny
34:58Deny
34:59And deny
34:59If I find out who said it I'll come and tell you
35:02Thank you
35:02No problem
35:05Really I didn't just get away with that
35:13I know I need to break it off with ellie
35:15But I'm stressing because I don't want to be the reason that ellie has a time on board
35:20And I don't want to hurt a feeling so I gotta figure it out
35:23I'm going to bed
35:25Get me if you need me okay
35:26Thank you for the stage
35:27I know what I'm doing I've got plenty to do
35:29Okay
35:29But we can depend on each other though right
35:32Sorry
35:32Guys
35:33We can depend on each other
35:34I don't want to have this conversation
35:36I know what I'm doing
35:38Mike
35:38I know what I'm doing
35:42We'll sort this out tomorrow
35:43I can't really depend on you at the minute
35:46No I'm too tired
35:46Mike
35:46I'm really tired please
35:48Yeah that's right
35:49Just stay away from each other
35:51I don't
35:51That's what I'm doing
35:52I'm so tired please
35:54Thank you
35:56My feet kind of hurt
35:57Standing on my tippy toes all night
35:59Yeah
35:59Is it finally bedtime?
36:02Good night guys
36:03Are you excited for your birthday?
36:05I am
36:07I do want to speak to you though
36:08Yeah about what?
36:10I like you
36:11And I think that our friendship and stuff is strong
36:15I guess I'm trying not to go back to my
36:19If we continue then I feel like I'm letting my weaknesses win
36:25Oh really?
36:26In what way?
36:27Well because
36:29I'm just
36:31I feel like I don't want to close myself off from something that's great
36:35And then ruin something between us
36:39By allowing something to be more
36:41Yeah
36:42And then you know what I mean?
36:43I'd rather maintain what we've got
36:45Than to ruin what we've got
36:47Okay
36:47Does that make sense?
36:49Am I?
36:50Sort of
36:52Let me try to process this
36:53Okay
36:54Clearly you're
36:55You know you're having some sort of doubts
36:57And you're kind of uncomfortable about things and whatnot
36:59So
37:00I think we should just
37:02Be friends
37:03You know
37:05If this was just a thing
37:06And it would have been
37:07Then it would be easy for me just to carry on
37:09Right
37:10But there's more to
37:11And
37:12Um
37:13Yeah
37:14I just don't want to
37:15I just want to break that part
37:18I don't think that way
37:19If I like somebody
37:20I like somebody
37:20That's it
37:21Yeah
37:21Like I have blinders on
37:22I don't care about anything
37:23I see that
37:25I would still love to hang out with you
37:27Okay
37:27Nothing changes
37:28Well then let's do that
37:30And see what that is
37:31I'm gonna go to bed
37:32All right
37:33I'll speak too late
37:34Thank you
37:36I'm kind of confused
37:38By the message Zhao is trying to deliver
37:41But he says that he's attracted to me
37:43And he wants to get to know me
37:45So I think we're kind of on the same page
37:47I'm so happy that Ellie's taking to me
37:50Wanting to be friends with her
37:51It feels like a pressure relief off my shoulders
37:53I've got everything off my chest
37:55I can finally maybe speak to Daisy
38:00What a relief
38:17Morning
38:18You're up early
38:20Are you not very hungover?
38:23Actually I am
38:25What's the best recipe for a lemon meringue cheesecake?
38:29Ooh a lemon meringue cheesecake sounds amazing
38:32For sake
38:34One popular recipe involves three main layers
38:37Oh it's so nice to hear another noise in here
38:39Yeah
38:40I'm gonna help you okay?
38:41Okay
38:42Morning
38:43I've been up since like five
38:45What?
38:46Thinking about Mike and Alicia
38:48They were f***ing mad at each other last night when I went to bed
38:51He has no right to go off at him
38:55No I agree
38:56I'm pissed
38:57By the way you said some strict boundaries
39:00Yeah I'm gonna have to
39:02Mind-boggling that they can't put their personal s*** aside
39:06Reminder
39:08I am younger than both these idiots
39:11This is another perfect s***ing example
39:16We have guests on board and Eddie's woken up early to make Jeremiah a birthday cake
39:20What the f***?
39:21How is that what you're thinking after yesterday?
39:24There's nothing else to be done
39:25No s***ing prep
39:26You can't make a cake for the s***ing guests
39:28You can't make them mothels
39:30You know I'm telling you if breakfast service is s*** and I have soap in the s***ing eggs
39:34It's just bulls***
39:35It's everyone is so s***ing selfish
39:37Oh I want to get s***ing laid so when guests are on board I'm gonna make a s***ing birthday cake
39:42Good morning
39:43Morning
39:44Morning
39:45How are we feeling?
39:46100%?
39:47No
39:47Oh my god
39:49Morning
39:49Morning
39:54Okay start with the feeling first or start with the cast first
39:57The feeling
39:58The crew
39:58Crew
39:59Start picking up Inca
40:00Copy that
40:04Can I talk about your breakfast menu?
40:06You may
40:07What are you thinking?
40:08Lamb chops
40:09Smoked salmon
40:11And then we should do a nice frittata
40:13Also make a shower birthday
40:15Can you?
40:15Thanks
40:17What?
40:18Don't what?
40:19Don't bring it up with me
40:20What?
40:21I don't think right now is the time
40:23I think it's crazy to be honest
40:25I know but she got up early
40:27I can't even I just can't before
40:29Don't get stressed
40:30I'm hanging on by a thread
40:33Ellie
40:33Please
40:34We need to wrap this up
40:35We've got an hour and everyone wants it to be a good breakfast
40:39Mainly Daisy
40:40Anger is home
40:42Let's get out of here
40:44Okay breakfast time
40:45This is nice and warm if we should
40:47Where's Daisy?
40:48I'm here
40:49All right lamb chops while they're still warm please
40:52And this is still warm
40:53And frittata
40:53Oh look at that pretty necklace
40:57Hey hey Daisy
40:59Daisy
41:00I've got my hands full
41:03Give me a second
41:06Can we get some green
41:07Yeah yeah some green
41:08Look at that
41:10Lamb chops
41:11It's like dinner all over again
41:13Daisy?
41:14Yeah
41:14Would it be possible we get a mimosa please?
41:16Yeah of course
41:17Can you get a mimosa please?
41:19Okay dear crew I'm going to proceeding
41:21Eddie just remember steady
41:23And opening
41:23And closing
41:24For distances
41:25Why couldn't they take the batteries up?
41:27Just there
41:27Play them four times
41:28Because they'd rather do them one at a time
41:30Guys don't be on the line while they're docking please
41:38There's one of me
41:39What's up?
41:40Why is there one of you?
41:41Because we've got someone upstairs
41:42She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat
41:45All right
41:47There you go mate
41:49Me I can't be in a hundred places at once
41:51We want the frittata gun
41:52For f*** sake
41:54Honestly I feel like I'm in the twilight zone
41:56Like I'm the only person who knows what's going on
41:59I feel like I'm the only person who's channeling my energy
42:01Into the job and the guest experience
42:03Everybody else is on their own trajectory
42:06What they want to do
42:08She'd be great at this job wouldn't she
42:10She'd handle the stress really well
42:12It really is starting to feel like a f***ing joke
42:22Next on Below Deck Down Under
42:24This afternoon you're going to knock off early
42:25You're going to go to a villa
42:26What?
42:29Vacation
42:31Hi
42:32You said to me that I'm not into early
42:34Because I like Daisy
42:35Oh my god
42:36I'm going to go away
42:37This is awful
42:38You have a problem with him
42:39He has a problem with you
42:40The two of you sort this s*** out together
42:42You meet as a f***ing head
42:44As a problem
42:45I need
42:45I f***ing need
42:47I am done with this
42:48I am done with it
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