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The Summer I Turned Pretty - Season 3 - Episode 07: Last Hurrah

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00:12Previously, on the summer, I turned pretty.
00:14It's only a few weeks.
00:15And I get you all to myself.
00:17I promise we'll find a nice place to live.
00:19I'm seeing somebody, and I want to bring her to the wedding.
00:22What's going on right now?
00:23It's just starting to feel really real
00:26that I've been so focused on planning this wedding
00:28that I almost forgot that I'm gonna be someone's wife.
00:31Belly really needs her mom right now.
00:33This wedding is happening, and if you aren't there for her,
00:35you will regret it for the rest of your life.
00:37I'm so happy you're here.
00:39Me too.
00:40So I guess I'll see you in a few weeks for the big day.
00:44What are you doing this weekend?
00:46You're saying you want to start your own company.
00:48I can't get your stupid-ass game out of my head, Steven.
00:50So you and Denise, huh?
00:51I'm single now.
00:52If that's what you want.
00:54I just want to be back when Belly gets there.
00:56It's not like she's going back to an empty house.
00:57If that's what you're afraid of, Connie's going to be there.
01:00Right.
01:01I got cut by a fin.
01:01Oh, my God, Conrad.
01:03What just happened?
01:05What did I almost do?
01:27The wedding's almost here.
01:29Jer's on his way, and Conrad's surfing accident feels like a distant memory.
01:35It's like a dream that happened to someone else, and the further away I get from that moment,
01:43the more I understand that it wasn't about him at all.
01:46It was the enormity of this wedding.
01:48Hey.
01:49Planning it by myself, not having Jer by my side or my mom.
01:53It had weighed on me more than I realized, but I've made it through,
01:57and in three days, I'm marrying Jeremiah Fisher.
02:00Oh!
02:01Son of a bitch!
02:08Are you okay?
02:10Yeah.
02:10I was trying to fix the light before everyone got here, but...
02:15All of a sudden, he can't stop injuring himself.
02:17No.
02:18It looked a lot easier on YouTube.
02:22I think I got it, though.
02:25Please don't shock me.
02:37It's gotten a lot better.
02:39Great.
02:43Um, I'm...
02:44I'm gonna go vacuum upstairs, because that's...
02:47Yeah, I'm gonna do this down here.
02:50Jer's gonna be here soon.
03:07When are you, uh, when are you heading up to Cousins?
03:10Wanna maybe, I don't know, you know, take a ride together, or...
03:15Hello, Eartha Denise, hello.
03:17I'm sorry, sorry.
03:17Uh, I am emailing a friend in SF for a lead on AI-focused programmers.
03:25Um, and...
03:26Sound of okay.
03:28It's kind of exhilarating, isn't it?
03:30Doing all this clandestine shit in our place of work.
03:32We're violating, like, 100 HR rules.
03:34I mean, I don't know how, you know, clandestine we're actually being.
03:37No, no, stop worrying.
03:38Anybody who matters is already left early for the wedding, so...
03:42Oh, my God.
03:42Yeah, everyone but us.
03:43I mean, you know, we're like the hottest, youngest ones here.
03:46We're, we're stuck here, we're working.
03:48I don't know, come on, make it make sense, you know?
03:50Hottest?
03:52Uh, I mean, hottest not including chair.
03:55Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
03:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:58Maybe we should, uh, catch the next train.
04:01You know, I mean, I, I don't want any of Belly's friends trying to steal my bed or anything.
04:05All right, well, dibs.
04:08On, on, on the aisle seat, not your bed.
04:11Oh, yeah.
04:12Yeah.
04:12No, I mean, I knew that.
04:14Yeah.
04:14Yeah, yeah, sorry.
04:15Okay.
04:17All right.
04:22Hey!
04:30Hey!
04:31Hi, beautiful.
04:32Hi.
04:34Oh, two more days and I can officially call you my wife.
04:40Yeah, I know.
04:42Hey, check it out.
04:43I got some stuff for the gift bags.
04:49Uh, here's one.
04:50All righty.
04:52Uh, beer koozies, Takis Fuego, and Smirnoff ice.
04:55Are we icing people at our wedding?
04:57No.
04:58Of course not.
04:59That would be crazy.
05:00Mm-hmm.
05:01Just before and after.
05:02We're, we're grown-ups.
05:04Ah, totally, my bad.
05:06Um.
05:08Oh, uh, just for the boys to feel at home.
05:10You know?
05:11Besides, I've been busting my ass all summer and I just want to let loose.
05:15Okay.
05:15As long as you're not stoned at the altar.
05:17Not a chance.
05:18Okay.
05:19There he is.
05:21Hey.
05:22Let the festivities begin.
05:23How's the drive?
05:24It was great.
05:25Where's that?
05:26Uh, I dropped him off at the inn.
05:27Oh.
05:29Let me take that.
05:30Yeah, thank you.
05:32So, you ready for tonight?
05:33Yeah.
05:34Because I got an itinerary and everything.
05:35Uh, we're gonna hit some bars.
05:36Okay.
05:37Uh, we're going to, we're going to mix.
05:39Mix.
05:40Uh, we're going to Red Branch.
05:41There's a list.
05:42I'll show you the list.
05:43You made a list?
05:44Yeah, someone had to.
05:45Oh, that's a evil scout.
05:50I knew you wouldn't miss him.
05:52I'm sure you helped a lot.
05:54You've got to be kidding me.
05:55Adam brought his mistress.
05:57That's Kaylee?
05:58Oh God, they're coming inside.
06:03John.
06:04Hi there.
06:05Laurel, this is Kaylee.
06:07Hello.
06:07Hi.
06:08I've heard so much about you both.
06:10Likewise.
06:11I adore Pelley.
06:13She is an absolute doll.
06:15You must be so proud.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Yes, we are.
06:19I should thank you for helping with the wedding.
06:22Someone had to.
06:23Adam.
06:25I spoke to Julia this morning.
06:27She and Skye aren't going to make it.
06:28Oh, Julia's not coming.
06:30What a shame.
06:31Be nice, Adam.
06:32What?
06:32She knows I'm kidding.
06:34Laurel, um, could you and I exchange numbers?
06:38I have a few Mother of the Bride questions,
06:40and, um, I'm sure a million more will come up.
06:47Sure.
06:49And if there's anything I can help with.
06:54Yay.
06:58They're here.
07:00Jellyfish.
07:02Jellyfish.
07:04Jellyfish.
07:05Jellyfish.
07:07Happy bachelorette party.
07:11Hey, can you guys put Taylor's bag in my room and Anika's bag in my mom's room?
07:14Yeah.
07:15Nice to meet you.
07:17All right, guys, follow me.
07:18Hi.
07:19Good.
07:19Oh, I'm so happy to be in Cousins right now.
07:22You have no idea.
07:23I'm so sick of hearing Lucinda's stories, the same ones, over and over again.
07:28Like, I love my mom.
07:29I do.
07:29But I, like, I literally don't care that she made out with Dave Matthews once.
07:33Who's that?
07:33I don't know.
07:34I could use a drink.
07:36Yes, I could help with that.
07:38Damn, I can see why you've been waxing poetic about this place for the last three years.
07:43I don't see that.
07:44Yes, she definitely does.
07:45Yeah.
07:46Ooh, share the wealth, please.
07:48That's your service.
07:51Uh, Anika, this is, uh, Conrad.
07:53Conrad, Anika, my brother.
07:55Nice to meet you.
07:56Yeah, you too.
07:58Yo, Jared, do you know where I find, like, an ashtray or something?
08:00Uh, over there in the drawer.
08:03Yo, are we doing beer pong in here or what?
08:05No, let's fire up the girl first.
08:07Can I get the lighter?
08:07Yeah.
08:08Um, Jared, can we take that ashtray, please?
08:11All of you?
08:12Oh, sorry.
08:13Yes.
08:13You're so in trouble.
08:15Outside, outside.
08:17Outside.
08:17Yo, that's a plate.
08:18That's a plate.
08:19Outside.
08:19Bye.
08:20Outside.
08:21I hate the drink.
08:24Those burgers look dope.
08:28Oh, I completely missed.
08:34So this is my first Bachelorette.
08:37What's the deal?
08:38Me too, actually.
08:39My God, what would you people do without me?
08:41Prepare yourselves for Belly's Last Hurrah, right?
08:44It's a debauchery-forward bar crawl meticulously constructed by me.
08:50We're getting lit, bitches, is what's happening.
08:53Okay.
08:54Uh, by the way, which of these guys is single?
08:58Because I need to at least make out with somebody this weekend, please.
09:02Uh, I think Ethan.
09:05Blake is Jer's ex and Redbird's got dibs.
09:08Hold up.
09:08You're okay with Jer having his ex at his bachelor party?
09:11Okay.
09:12My God, Belly does not have a leg to stand on.
09:15Um, her ex is the best man.
09:17Hello?
09:18Yeah, but that's my age to the history.
09:19Right.
09:20This group is messy.
09:22What have you hooked up with Conrad too?
09:24My God, no.
09:26I did make out with Jeremy once the summer before seventh grade because Stephen dared me to.
09:30And I had to stand guard outside the door.
09:33Seventh grade.
09:37You guys never told me how hot Conrad is.
09:40I'd go for him if he wasn't Belly's first love.
09:43No.
09:43No, you should.
09:44You should do it.
09:50What about Stephen?
09:51I hear is the other best man.
09:54That's all you made of on it.
09:56We're just friends now.
09:57Wow.
09:58As if you and Stephen have ever succeeded at being friends.
10:01This time we've passed.
10:03No, no, no, no, no, don't do it.
10:05Get him.
10:07No, no, no, you're not getting me.
10:08Get him.
10:13It's cute though.
10:14It's a nice house.
10:14It is.
10:15It's really nice.
10:15I think it's summer here, you know.
10:16No, that's awesome.
10:18Hey.
10:19Hi.
10:24Oh my God, sorry.
10:26Sorry.
10:27You remember Denise, right?
10:28Yeah, we haven't officially met.
10:30I'm Taylor Jewell, M.O.H.
10:32Denise Rousseau, MBA.
10:37Where's your stuff?
10:38Are you, are you staying here or?
10:39Oh, no.
10:40No, I'm staying at the end.
10:42Hey.
10:43Finally.
10:43Hey.
10:44Hi.
10:44How are you?
10:45Nice to meet you.
10:46Hi.
10:46Oh, I'm the guy.
10:48Oh, God.
10:49Thanks for inviting me, dude.
10:50Of course.
10:50And hi, hi.
10:51You must be Belly.
10:52Fisher never shuts up about how great you are.
10:54Well, I've heard a lot about you too.
10:56Oh, God.
10:57What terrible things has he said?
10:59Mostly that you're a genius, so.
11:01Oh, wow.
11:02Well, that's, that's fine then.
11:03That's okay.
11:04All right.
11:04I got the ice.
11:05Come on.
11:06Let's go make some marks outside.
11:07Let's go.
11:08Yes.
11:08Come outside, Tay.
11:14You should probably get out there before those idiots try and, like, push her in the pool
11:18or something.
11:18With Denise?
11:19Yeah.
11:20All right.
11:20She can handle herself.
11:21She eats finance bros for breakfast.
11:25There's a vibe between you guys.
11:26Cute.
11:28Does that mean Hurricane Taylor's about to strike?
11:30Oh, my God.
11:30No.
11:31Stop.
11:32We're friends now.
11:32I'll remember.
11:34You sure it isn't, I don't know, like, weird to talk about this stuff with you?
11:38No, it's definitely not weird.
11:40Like, I want you to get laid.
11:42In fact, friends help friends get laid.
11:46Wait, wait, I'll go.
11:47You want to be my wingman?
11:49Sure.
11:51I'd be honored to be my wingman.
11:54All right, all right.
11:55All right, Tay-Tay.
11:57I trust you.
11:59So don't do me dirty.
12:01I would never do you dirty.
12:02What am I ever?
12:03Mm-hmm.
12:04Sure.
12:04Okay.
12:06Tell the girls we need to rehearse the reception dance.
12:08Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:10Two, three, four.
12:12Cause I'm that girl that drive you crazy.
12:14But you can't leave me alone.
12:16Got you thinking maybe I was supernatural.
12:20But you're under scales all.
12:22Look into a crystal ball.
12:23I'm not like just other girls at all.
12:27I'm the type of girl that make you forget that you're kind of tight.
12:30Type that make you love me when the only thing you've done is like.
12:34I'm the type of girl.
12:35I'm the type of girl.
12:37I'm the type of girl.
12:39I'm the type of girl.
12:40Like a dumb.
12:43Na-na-na-na.
12:44Like a dumb.
12:46Da-na-na-na.
12:47Uh.
12:49I'm the type of girl that everybody type.
12:50They would tap tap tap.
12:51What everybody like you can check.
12:52One, two, three, four, five.
12:55But you're all off me.
12:55I'm like fucking it up.
12:56Excuse you.
12:57Stop yelling at us.
12:58Do you want to go viral or no?
13:00No.
13:00I hope the guys are having more fun than we are.
13:05Oh, wow.
13:06This is so cringy.
13:08Oh, you know you love it.
13:09Oh my god.
13:11Yeah.
13:12Oh, fuck.
13:12Sorry.
13:13I'm sorry.
13:13I fucked that one.
13:13Really, dude?
13:14All right.
13:15Can we just take it from the time?
13:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:16Can we just restart this up?
13:17You got it?
13:18Yeah.
13:18It's okay.
13:19Just like, we got this, boys.
13:20It's okay.
13:21You ready?
13:34Okay.
13:35I'm sorry.
13:36Do the days have a vanilla ice cream.
13:40I'm sorry.
13:41Just one night together exclusively.
13:46Baby, let me be your way.
13:50Wow.
13:53Okay.
13:55You got it.
14:00Don't give me those eyes.
14:02Shut the hell up.
14:03You feel that?
14:04You're not ready.
14:05You're not ready.
14:06Finale.
14:14That was so good.
14:15Yes, that wasn't not good.
14:17Good job, guys.
14:18Panties dropped significantly.
14:20You got it, Codan.
14:21That was awesome.
14:21Finally, man.
14:22You got something special, Kim.
14:23I got a beer.
14:24I got a beer.
14:24You doing okay?
14:25Yeah.
14:25What?
14:27Is your weight on your fingers or, like, your palms at the end?
14:30Because my palms hurt.
14:31Yeah.
14:32I think your palms.
14:33It is?
14:34Yeah.
14:34Pretty much.
14:35Okay.
14:36You want?
14:37No, I'm good.
14:38You sure?
14:39Yeah, I'm good.
14:41You know, I pretty much gave up weed.
14:43Belly hates it and, um, I gotta stay sharp for work.
14:47I'm sure you're stoked for the summer to end, huh?
14:49Get out of there.
14:50It's not that bad.
14:52Actually, um, yeah.
14:56Actually, this morning, Dad offered me a full-time spot at the firm in the fall.
15:02And I just will finish up my classes online.
15:07You said no, right?
15:09No.
15:10No, I don't know.
15:12I just, I need some time to think about it.
15:14I just want you to do something you love with your life.
15:16Something that makes you happy.
15:17I don't know what I want to do with my life.
15:19I'm 21.
15:20I just know I want to be with Belly.
15:21No, totally.
15:22Totally.
15:22It's just, you can do better than following in Dad's footsteps.
15:33Hey, I never got the chance to thank you for all the work you did on the house.
15:38Looks great.
15:38Honestly, it was just good to be of some use this summer.
15:43And you looked after my girl all summer, too?
15:49Yes.
15:50You bitches up for some beer pong?
15:53I owe you an ass beating from last semester.
15:55Yeah, right.
15:56You're on.
15:57Yeah?
15:57I'll get more beers.
15:59Guys, look.
16:01I found these huge glasses.
16:03Wait, uh, never mind.
16:16What are you doing?
16:17It's not your job.
16:18Go play some beer pong.
16:27I think that was one of our hurricane vases.
16:29Well, at least they're being used, right?
16:35Uh, hey, guys.
16:36Uh, bad news.
16:37We broke a vase.
16:39Yes, we heard.
16:40Um, it's a Redbird.
16:43Yeah.
16:44I'll clean it up.
16:45No, it's okay.
16:47Um, Jeremiah and I can do it.
16:55Bye.
16:56Yeah, no problem.
17:12The guys are still at the beach.
17:15Well, people need to start getting ready soon.
17:22Come sit next to me.
17:32You look so pretty.
17:36I've missed you all day.
17:38I've been right here.
17:39Yeah, with, uh, Taylor and Annika.
17:42Okay, you've been hanging out with your bros all day.
17:45I know.
17:46I know.
17:47And I haven't been around that much because of work.
17:50I just feel like I haven't seen you in so long.
17:53We haven't had any time alone.
17:55Give me a kiss.
18:03Is that better?
18:09I have to finish doing my hair.
18:12You have time.
18:13I have to finish doing my hair.
18:14I have to finish doing my hair.
18:15We're going to work like
18:17You are okay.
18:18Go.
18:21Go.
18:22Go.
18:22Go.
18:23Go.
18:23Go.
18:23Go.
18:23Go.
18:25Go.
18:26Get yourself.
18:32Go.
18:35Go.
18:36Take off the night and don't hide your face
18:39The sun lights the world with a single flame
18:45I want you to see this
18:50I want you to see this
19:20Everybody's probably going to be back soon
19:25So, it's our weekend
19:27And I don't want to let go of you just yet
19:32Hey, how about we meet up after the batch nights
19:35Just the two of us
19:37End the night together
19:39Okay, where?
19:46The pool
19:49I was thinking the beach
19:50Yeah, the beach, right
19:51The beach is good, it's a date
19:54Hey, hey
19:55Maybe I'll even smoke one of those joints with you
19:58Little Miss Straight Edge wants to get high
20:00Okay, you know what, actually
20:03No, we should both probably
20:04Take it easy tonight
20:06Because starting tomorrow
20:08It's pretty much non-stop
20:10Yeah, it's actually not a bad idea
20:13And I've got the fishing trip in the morning
20:14And being hungover on a boat is the worst
20:19That might just be the whitest thing you've ever said
20:22I still love you though
20:33Step one of Belly's Bash
20:35Who wants gummies?
20:36Me
20:36No, I'm good
20:38Yes, surprise, surprise
20:39We'll do shots for the bride
20:40We'll do shots
20:41Ooh, one for everybody you've slept with
20:42No
20:43I don't want to be hungover
20:45Hungover
20:46Two shots
20:47Hungover from two shots
20:49Does that mean that your body count is just Jeremiah and his brother?
20:53I'm shook
20:54Do you ever, like, compare who's better?
20:58The real question is who's bigger
20:59No, whoa
21:00No, uh, hello
21:01We're gonna stop talking about this
21:03It's okay, because you know what?
21:04You're gonna pay for this
21:05So
21:07Hi, uh, could we have ten shots of tequila, please?
21:10It's my bachelorette
21:11Okay, all right
21:12Thanks
21:13Um, since my number is so low
21:17I'll just borrow from you guys
21:19Oh, yeah
21:20All of mine
21:20I knew my whole face was gonna bite me in the ass one day
21:22And today's the day
21:23I'm scared
21:24You know, thank you
21:25Thank you
21:25We're gonna have, like, three
21:26Thank you
21:28Drinks are on the house
21:29Thanks
21:30It's not that
21:31Okay, this is right
21:32This is right
21:33Okay, so here's
21:34Here's Davis
21:35Uh, uh, my first boyfriend, Simon
21:38Bottoms up!
21:39Yay!
21:43Uh, can I do two Jack and Cokes, please?
21:45Just one
21:46Thank you
21:46Drive it
21:47Remember?
21:48How could I forget?
21:49Hey, my best man
21:50Hey
21:51Look at us, games back together
21:53Good to be back, dude
21:54We haven't been here in a while
21:55Come to think of it
21:56Have we ever done downtown cousins as, like, adults?
21:58You know, like, without fake IDs?
22:00Adults?
22:01Well, don't you still use children's toothpaste?
22:04It's because I like the flavor, all right?
22:07And toothpaste is toothpaste
22:08Jared just won't shut up about this
22:09No, it has Moana on it
22:11Moana is literally the most elite princess anyways
22:13Oh, Jared just opened his big mouth
22:15To try to take heat off of everyone at work
22:17Calling him a Nepo baby
22:19Denise still calls me Wayfair
22:20Really?
22:21Dude, what's up with you and Denise, by the way?
22:22Are you guys...
22:24Together?
22:24No, but they should be
22:26I mean, she's the only other person that's smarter than you and Steven
22:31And she's as hot as Taylor
22:32So I don't know what his problem is
22:34I don't have a problem
22:35I hate both of you guys so much
22:39One sec, Redbird wants another joint
22:42You're lucky I haven't told her about the Jermani fanfic
22:45Good luck, bro
22:47Oh, my God
22:48That's a throwback
22:48Yeah
22:49Speaking of Denise, though, where is she actually?
22:52Dude, are you really going to make a play for her with Taylor right here?
22:55Yeah
22:57She's fine with it
22:58I mean, she's actually my wingman
22:59All right
23:00What about you, hot stuff, huh?
23:02There are a lot of girls here
23:05Come on, man
23:06It's a chair, Stine
23:11Jesus
23:12Can't Kiki figure out anything on her own?
23:14This is the fifth text tonight
23:15Kaylee
23:17Whatever her name is
23:18Or
23:19You can't be that pissed about a few texts
23:22Of course it's not the texts
23:24Cousins was Susanna's place
23:27Being her here is like a slap in the face
23:29You're not pissed she's here
23:32You're pissed Susanna's not
23:37I can't believe she's missing this
23:40I know
23:43She would have begged for us to go along tonight
23:45I never had a bachelorette
23:47Excuse me
23:49You did so
23:50You and Susanna left me with Adam and newborn Conrad
23:53And you went to this strip club
23:57Yes, that's right
23:59Someday I'll have to tell Stephen he got his first lap dance in utero
24:04I can't believe you forgot that night
24:06Well, I remember the important parts
24:10Like later
24:11When I came home inspired
24:15That was memorable
24:18You never did get a repeat performance
24:22Nope
24:22Don't give me that look
24:23What look?
24:24Don't
24:25I'm not going down that road with you
24:27Not after the shame spiral from last time
24:32Really?
24:47What?
24:50I told you how much I love you
24:52Oh yes
24:53I love Tipsy Belly
24:55What?
24:56No, wait
24:57No, I'm serious
24:58Like
25:01I'm just so grateful
25:02That you're my maid of honor
25:05And we've known each other like forever
25:08And I just can't
25:09Oh my god, ew, don't cry
25:11You're gonna make me cry
25:12No, I'm wearing lashes, Belly
25:14Shut up
25:15I'm not crying
25:16Stop
25:17I'm not crying
25:18I'm being serious
25:20Like
25:20I just want to say thank you
25:22For everything you've done
25:24For tonight
25:25For the beautiful bridal shower
25:28And for, you know, you got my mom on board
25:32Wait, what are you talking about?
25:34You convinced her to come to the shower, didn't you?
25:39Not me, I tried
25:41Lucinda even tried
25:42But no, I have no idea why Laurel finally budged
25:46Hey, um, does anybody have cash?
25:49Yeah, I got you
25:50Yeah
25:52Don't hug any unsuspecting randos while I'm gone
25:55None of them
25:56I'm your friend, not them
26:04When I was little
26:05I used to think that Conrad would appear out of thin air if I was thinking about him
26:10I didn't know if it was fate or a coincidence
26:13I just knew he was always there when I needed him
26:18There was this time we split up at the mall
26:21Because the boys wanted to go to the arcade
26:24Belly, come on
26:24Conrad was in charge of us kids
26:26I don't want to go
26:27My mom said we have to stay together, come on
26:29Please, let me go by myself
26:31I begged him to let me go off on my own
26:33Fine, you can go
26:35But meet us back here in one hour, okay?
26:42I went straight to the glassblower shop
26:46Strings tied to levers
26:50Slowed down clocks
26:52Tethered all this showmanship
26:56To keep it for you
26:59In sweetness
27:04Way to go, tiger
27:13Higher and higher
27:20Wilder
27:21Oh no
27:21For you
27:28Belly!
27:30Where were you?
27:32I was looking forever
27:33I told you to meet me here like an hour ago
27:35I'm sorry, there was a unicorn
27:40Hey, it's, it's okay
27:41I'm sorry
27:42It's okay
27:43From now on, we stick together, okay?
27:46Come here
27:47Come on, let's go
27:50He got me one of those unicorns for my birthday that year
27:53The big one
27:55Conrad was always looking out for me
27:58Maybe after all this time
28:00He still is
28:01Hey, why don't you have a beer or something?
28:03I'm using my mom's brothers
28:04And lighter
28:06For you
28:07I mean, you're cool, but like
28:10You're nice
28:13Bells!
28:14Hey!
28:15Hey!
28:16Oh!
28:16Mmm!
28:20Mmm!
28:21Mmm!
28:22Mmm!
28:22Is that tequila?
28:24Oops!
28:26Alright, this is so cute
28:28We gotta go crush some beers
28:29It's precious time being wasted
28:30It's time to go
28:31Bye, Belly!
28:32Bye!
28:33Bye!
28:33Dude, you only get five or six of these
28:35Hey, Conrad, can I talk to you for a second?
28:38Come on!
28:39Come on!
28:41Come on!
28:41Come on!
28:42Yeah, you're not listening
28:42I'm not listening
28:43Did you talk to my mom?
28:45Oh, you're gonna have to be more specific
28:47I talk to Laurel all the time
28:49Were you the one who convinced you to come to my bridal shower?
28:55I mean, this is Laurel we're talking about
28:57She changed her own mind
28:59Did you talk to her or not?
29:03Okay, fine, yeah
29:06Satisfied?
29:07Why?
29:10What do you think?
29:12Because it was important to you
29:17Because shit, Belly, I don't know
29:19It's your wedding day
29:20And you should have everything that you've ever pictured
29:27You don't have to if you don't want to
29:28I don't know
29:29Okay
29:31Everything okay?
29:32Yeah
29:34Uh, I'll see you there
29:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
29:41Oh, how's the bachelor party going?
29:43Are you guys just doing, like, Jager bombs?
29:45At every dive and cousins?
29:47Yeah, pretty much
29:49Okay, well, I'm gonna steal you
29:50Because we are gonna go to a tiki bar
29:53And dance our asses off
29:54Is what we're gonna do
29:55No, I'm sorry
29:56You cannot just poach people from the groom's side
29:58Um, it's up to you
30:00Okay, we did a bunch of gummies
30:02We got a bunch of candy
30:04We're chillin'
30:06Bye, I'm down
30:07Yeah
30:08I'll see you later, Conklin
30:10Okay
30:11Seriously?
30:11You've got to try the girls
30:13What?
30:14I'll take good care of her
30:16I promise
30:17Yeah, yeah, yeah
30:18Are you good?
30:21You seem stressed
30:22Um, I'm just kind of in my head about all this wedding stuff
30:27Give me one of those gummies
30:29Give me one of those gummies
30:29Oh, you sure?
30:30Because you never want to get high with us
30:31Yeah, I'm positive
30:34Yeah
30:35Jeremiah
30:36Jeremiah was a bullfrog
30:39He was a good friend of mine
30:42He never understood a single word he said
30:46But I have to drink his wine
30:49And he always has a mighty fried wine
30:56Dude, bro, for real
30:58You've got to come to Bali with us over winter break
31:00The waves are going to be insane
31:02It sounds dope
31:03It sounds dope
31:03But I just got to run it through Belly first
31:06Why?
31:08Because, Chucklenuts, we're getting married
31:10Heyo!
31:11Heyo!
31:12Heyo!
31:12Oh my God
31:13Come on
31:15Yeah
31:16Hey, I'm good, thanks though
31:17No, no, no, no, no, dude
31:19I bought this specifically for you
31:20What?
31:20No, Belly and I said we were taking it easy
31:22What?
31:23No, Belly was so drunk just now
31:24Yeah, no, you have no excuse, okay?
31:26She can't be mad at you
31:27Right, Conrad?
31:28Sure
31:29Yeah
31:29All right, fuck it
31:30Come on, Ian
31:31Let's go
31:32Cheers, cheers, cheers
31:37Ugh
31:38Con
31:39My brother
31:39My co-best man
31:41I'm so fucking happy you're here
31:43Thank you, me too, man
31:44No, for real
31:45I appreciate you taking care of me
31:47Yeah, you've been taking care of me my whole life
31:49You're my brother
31:50No, no, let me
31:51Let me finish
31:53You don't have to worry, Con
31:56Belly and I
31:57We're gonna take care of each other now
31:59We're getting married
32:01She's my family
32:04You get that, right?
32:07Yeah
32:08Of course
32:10I'm happy for you
32:11I'm happy for you both
32:16Come on, bring it in
32:19Yeah
32:19I love you
32:20I love you
32:21I love you
32:22It's so confusing sometimes
32:24You'd be a girl
32:25Go, go, go
32:29Go, go
32:31Go, go
32:32Yes, yes, that's the spirit
32:33That's what I wanna see
32:34This, this good?
32:36Okay
32:36Yeah
32:37It's so confusing sometimes
32:39You'd be a girl
32:40Go, go, go, go
32:45I'm happy
32:45Hi, Philly
32:48You'll never let that
32:49You'll never let that
32:50It's nice of you to invite Denise
32:52Oh yeah, what can I say?
32:53I'm a nice person
32:54Uh-huh, and it keeps her away from Steven all night
32:56I see you
32:59I'm impressed
33:01What? By my dance moves?
33:04No, that you just came out with us
33:06You ditched the guys
33:07Oh, oh, you thought I was like a guys girl, didn't you?
33:11Basically.
33:11No, no, no, I'm really not.
33:14But I constantly find myself surrounded by idiot guys, so.
33:17Yeah.
33:18Excluding Steven and Jeremiah.
33:20No, no, no.
33:20I mean, they're also idiots.
33:22Yeah.
33:22Trust me, I know.
33:23I dated one of them.
33:26Right.
33:27You know, I've been really curious about you.
33:30Me?
33:30Oh, yeah.
33:31I mean, like, who is this girl who can tie Steven Conklin up into little knots?
33:39I don't, I don't tie him up into knots.
33:41No, no, no.
33:42Hey, own it, okay?
33:43It is a power.
33:44All right?
33:45You are a powerful queen.
33:47Do you like Steven?
33:49No, no, no, no, no.
33:51Absolutely not.
33:52It's okay.
33:52You can tell me.
33:54No, I, I, we're too similar.
33:57You know, we would drive each other crazy.
34:00Plus, he would never see me like that.
34:03I'm not, I'm not like you.
34:05Yeah.
34:07You are, you're, you're the exact kind of girl that I always thought he'd end up with.
34:15Really?
34:17Yeah.
34:17He likes you.
34:19How do you know that?
34:20Because I know Steven.
34:21And you like him, right?
34:24I, maybe, I should call him.
34:27Are you sure?
34:29Yeah.
34:31Yeah, I, I just want him to be happy.
34:33Okay.
34:35Okay.
34:35Oh, you're gonna call him right now?
34:37Okay.
34:39Okay.
34:41What's the move next?
34:42Papa needs some variety.
34:44Papa?
34:45I'm actually, I'm actually gonna go hang out with Denise.
34:47Just for a bit.
34:48No.
34:49No.
34:50Dude, it's a boys night.
34:51Stop it.
34:51You can't leave.
34:52You're my co-best man.
34:53We'll be right back, okay?
34:55You won't even notice our luck.
34:56All right?
34:57We're gonna notice.
34:58There's gonna be one last person here.
34:59It's gonna be very obvious.
35:00Uh, are you good to, uh, you know, look happy to you guys for a little bit?
35:03Oh, yeah.
35:04Oh, yeah.
35:04Go find Denise.
35:05You're good.
35:06Oh, sweet.
35:08Thanks, man.
35:11Oh, I love this song!
35:14Oh, Con, I'm, I'm sorry.
35:15I'm sorry, dude.
35:16Um, I'm gonna clean up.
35:18Drink some water, Jared.
35:24I don't wanna tip-toe, but I don't wanna hide.
35:28But I don't wanna feed these monsters fire.
35:32Just wanna let this story die.
35:37And I'll be alright.
35:40We can't be friends.
35:43But I'd like to just pretend.
35:47You cling to your papers and pens.
35:51Wait until you like me again.
35:54Wait for your love.
35:57My love.
35:59I'll wait for your love.
36:04We can't be friends.
36:07But I'd like to just be eaten.
36:14Me?
36:15You okay?
36:17I just, I just...
36:19I need some air.
36:21Okay.
36:24No!
36:25Oh!
36:27Billy, what's wrong?
36:29He got me, he got me the big unicorn.
36:32And he got me my mom, Taylor.
36:34I should, I should not have given you that gun in.
36:37It's just a...
36:39It's just the wedding.
36:41It's all happening so fast.
36:43And I think I, I think I just need time to think.
36:46Babe, babe.
36:47This is Jeremiah we're talking about.
36:48You've known him your entire life.
36:50This is your dream wedding.
36:51No. No, it's not my dream wedding.
36:54I never, I never even had a dream wedding.
36:56I never, it wasn't like this.
36:58Now with the dresses and the flowers,
37:00and I just, I never, I never pictured any of it.
37:02I, I, I, I only ever pictured Conrad.
37:08Fuck.
37:11Everything, everything was fine until Christmas.
37:13Wait, wait, wait. What happened at Christmas?
37:16We were here together in Cousins.
37:19I thought you hadn't seen him in forever.
37:20I lied.
37:21Okay.
37:23Um, shit, did, so did something happen?
37:26Did you?
37:27No, no, nothing happened.
37:28We were just in the summer house at the same time,
37:32by chance, for like a day.
37:35So why did you lie?
37:39You're not okay.
37:41It's okay. It's okay.
37:44You're okay.
37:46You're okay.
37:46I have to tell Jer.
37:48Wait, wait, wait, wait, and say, and say why.
37:50If there's nothing to actually say, you didn't do anything, right?
37:56No.
38:00Yeah.
38:00Yeah.
38:02You're right.
38:03I don't know what I'm thinking.
38:06I think I'm just really high, and I just need to drink some water.
38:09Yes.
38:10No, we all, we all need to hydrate.
38:13Honestly, let's just, let's go back to the house.
38:15Okay.
38:15Come on.
38:16Yeah.
38:19All right, to our Jer Bear's final night of freedom.
38:23Woo!
38:23Yeah, all right.
38:24Yeah, you are never gonna touch another person besides Belly ever again.
38:29How's that feel?
38:30Feels fucking fantastic.
38:32Yeah.
38:32Let's take these bad boys. Come on.
38:34How could you have only slept with one person for all of Cabo?
38:37Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
38:38Jer, you didn't tell your boys about you and the iconic Lacey Barone?
38:43Jer and her hooked up in Cabo during spring break.
38:47No way.
38:47Yeah.
38:48You were away from Belly for, like, what?
38:50Two seconds and you're already hooking up with the hottest chicken bench?
38:54You locked us out of the room.
38:55I remember now.
38:56You locked us out and we were banging on the door and they couldn't hear us.
38:59They were so into it.
39:00All I heard was,
39:01Jeremiah!
39:03Jeremiah!
39:04Jeremiah!
39:05Jeremiah!
39:05Okay, shut the fuck up.
39:07You had to sleep on the floor in the hallway.
39:09It actually, it sucked.
39:11My neck still hurts, I mean.
39:12Oh, whoa.
39:13You all right?
39:13Whoa, Jer.
39:14You all right?
39:15Yeah, he looked good.
39:17Hey, maybe someone should check on him.
39:18Oh, yeah, that's Park City right there, boys.
39:22Jer!
39:39Belly!
39:40I'm gonna marry you, girl, wherever you want.
39:44You're shit-faced.
39:45You're shit-faced.
39:47Where's everybody else?
39:49Uh, Steven and the D-Sar sitting in a tree.
39:52K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
39:55Uh-uh.
39:55Let's go, little buddy.
39:56Um, hello.
39:57Belly's on the beach right now waiting for him.
39:59Um, hi.
40:00He's about to projectile vomit for the third time.
40:03Come on.
40:03Bye.
40:05And I'm gonna clean it up if he doesn't make it to the bathroom.
40:07All right.
40:08Mother, did you get checked in okay?
40:10Yes!
40:10Taity-ta, the room is so cute.
40:12I just wanted to see what's going on with you and Steven.
40:15Are we two back together yet?
40:17No.
40:19Well, why not?
40:20Is that girl there?
40:23Yes.
40:24She's actually, like, she's really nice, Mom.
40:29She's the kind of girl that, like, I always thought that he would ditch me for.
40:33They're like a power couple.
40:35What the hell are you talking about?
40:38Are you giving up?
40:39You're not, you're not listening to me.
40:41No, I am listening.
40:42I just don't like what I'm hearing.
40:45Look, Steven's yours, okay?
40:46Don't let your pride get in the way of your happiness.
40:49Stop.
40:49Steven's not, he's not mine, and I'm not gonna just, like, hold on to him if he doesn't
40:53want to be with me.
40:54I'm not like you.
40:56Well, what do you mean you're not like me?
41:00How am I?
41:01I feel, like, needy and cling on to people, and I'm, I don't, I'm sorry.
41:05It's pathetic.
41:06I just, I don't want to be like that.
41:11Mom, Mom, I'm sorry.
41:12I didn't, I did not, I did not mean, I did not mean that.
41:16I was.
41:16No, you clearly did.
41:18I really didn't mean that.
41:19No, I didn't.
41:19No, I didn't.
41:20I, I'm just like.
41:21It's fine.
41:21I'm just hurt.
41:23I'm, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
41:36Yeah.
41:37Halle.
41:40Paul.
41:45What's your dream?
41:55Mac, mom..
42:00You shouldn't be up there.
42:02Isn't it like illegal or something?
42:04I don't think anyone's gonna bust me right now.
42:10Come up, come sit with me for a second.
42:13No, I should head back.
42:15Come on, just for a minute.
42:26Thanks.
42:35Are Jera and the other guys back at the house?
42:38They're in a gutter somewhere, yeah.
42:42Their fiancé was pretty wasted tonight.
42:46Good old Jeremiah can't handle his liquor still.
42:50It was his bachelor party. Relax.
43:02I'm gonna go back to the house.
43:04Belly, I have to tell you something.
43:11What?
43:20Jared cheated on you when he was in Cabo.
43:27I already knew about that.
43:30You know?
43:32Yeah, I know.
43:33And you're still marrying him now?
43:35That was a few months ago, Belly.
43:38What the fuck?
43:40He made a mistake, and he hates himself for it.
43:43And I forgave him, and we're good,
43:44and everything is fine now.
43:46Fine?
43:47Are you kidding me?
43:48I mean, knowing is one thing, but you're defending him.
43:51Why?
43:51Well, it's not really your business, so...
43:53It is my business, because that piece of shit is my brother,
43:55and you're...
43:57You're not the kind of person that would take that from a guy.
43:59I put up with a lot worse from you.
44:01I never so much as looked at another girl
44:02when we were together.
44:03You know what?
44:04I really don't want to have this conversation
44:05with you right now.
44:07Belly, I'm sorry.
44:10It's none of my business.
44:11It's just...
44:14It's just, why do you have to get married?
44:16Why can't you just move in together?
44:19Belly, your wedding's at a fucking country club.
44:20Who are you?
44:21Who are you to even ask me that question?
44:24You don't even know me anymore.
44:27Just leave me alone, Conrad,
44:29and if you keep following me, I will scream.
44:33I swear I'll scream.
44:36Belly.
44:37I'm sorry.
44:41It's not about any of that, Belly.
44:42It's...
44:43Fuck, I still love you.
44:51I don't think I'll ever get you out of my system.
44:57You will always be there, here.
45:03You're only saying this because I'm marrying Jeremiah.
45:05That's why...
45:06That's why you're saying this all of a sudden.
45:07No, no.
45:08It's not all of a sudden, Belly.
45:12Don't you realize that?
45:13It's always...
45:16Well, it's too late.
45:19And the fact that you're saying this now is fucked.
45:21I know, I know, I know.
45:23I just...
45:24Please...
45:26Hear me out.
45:28Let me talk for a minute.
45:35I fucked up four years ago.
45:41Remember that night in the motel?
45:43When I told you that I still wanted you.
45:48I couldn't sleep that night.
45:52I loved you.
45:54I know, I did.
45:56But I knew that if I kept you with me...
46:00I would hurt you, and so...
46:04I couldn't have that.
46:05I knew it.
46:08And I saw you and Jer, and I...
46:12Saw how happy you guys made each other, and so...
46:17I tried to let you go.
46:21But then this summer...
46:24Being around you again...
46:27And talking the way that we used to,
46:30And you looking at me the way that...
46:34You used to...
46:38I just...
46:39I see you again, and all my plans go to shit.
46:44I love Jeremiah.
46:48He's my brother.
46:49He is...
46:50My family.
46:53And I hate myself for doing this, but...
46:59When I see the two guys together, I f-
47:01I fucking hate him.
47:04Ellie.
47:07Don't say it.
47:11Don't be with him.
47:15Don't marry him.
47:18Be with me.
47:24You will never be what Jer is to me.
47:29He's my best friend.
47:31And he loves me no matter what.
47:34And he doesn't take it away when things get hard.
47:39Nobody...
47:40Has ever treated me the way that he does.
47:42Nobody.
47:43Least of all you.
47:45You and I...
47:49You and I were never anything.
47:56You and I were never anything.
48:15You and I were never anything.
48:16Or two.
48:19T torture.
48:23To stop you bleeding.
48:27But nothing ever stops you, leaving.
48:35Be quiet when I'm coming home.
48:38And I'm on my own.
48:45Well, I could lie and say, I like it like the, I like it like the, well, I could lie
48:55and say, I like it like the, I like it like the, I'm glad you texted.
49:02Yeah, yeah, me too.
49:04Actually, your girl Taylor's the one who told me to do it.
49:06She did?
49:07Yeah.
49:09That's just not sound like her.
49:11Yeah, yeah, she said she just wants you to be happy, so.
49:16Would you maybe like to come to my, my room?
49:26Yeah.
49:30Stephen?
49:32Honey, is that you?
49:36Oh, God.
49:38Who is that?
49:39Uh, it's Taylor's mom.
49:41Oh.
49:42Oh.
49:44Stupid, are you?
49:45Yeah.
49:45I should, I should help her.
49:47I'm, I'm so sorry.
49:48No.
49:49Um, I'll see you tomorrow.
49:50Yeah, of course.
49:51Yeah.
49:52Yeah.
49:53You're, you're a good guy, Conklin.
49:55Okay.
49:56I'll see you tomorrow.
49:57Yeah.
50:01Oh, don't spill your drink, Lucinda.
50:04Hey, Lucinda.
50:06Hey, Lucinda.
50:06Are you all right?
50:07Hey, I am, sweetie.
50:09I'm so sorry you were in the middle of something.
50:11I...
50:11No, it's okay.
50:12It's okay.
50:12Is that the girl Taylor is telling me?
50:17Uh, uh, yeah.
50:18Yeah.
50:19I bet she's a lot nicer than Taylor, that bitch.
50:24Um, let's, let's get you back to your room, okay?
50:29I just want the best for her.
50:31You know, I want her to have everything.
50:36She's my one good thing.
50:40I know.
50:42Oh, I know.
50:44Yeah.
50:44Come on.
50:45I got you.
50:46You're good.
50:47I'm cute.
50:48You're good.
50:50You're really good.
50:52I love you.
50:52I love you.
50:53I love you.
50:54I love you.
51:05I don't know.
51:27Belly? Can I sleep with you tonight?
51:29Mm-hmm.
51:38Jared's drunk ass never made it out, huh?
51:41Mm-mm.
51:47You were out there for a long time.
51:55Wait, because Conrad never came home with the guys.
52:00Were you with him?
52:04I'm fine. It's fine.
52:07Can we just sleep?
52:11Yeah, of course.
52:13Whatever you want.
52:25Who's gonna stop us from waltzing back into rekindled flames?
52:31If we know the steps anyway, we embroidered the memories of the time I was away.
52:42Stitching, we were just kids, babe.
52:46I said, I don't mind.
52:48It takes time.
52:50I thought I was better safe than starry-eyed.
52:55I felt a glow like this never before and ever since.
53:05If you know it in one glimpse, it's legendary.
53:09You and I go from one kiss to getting married.
53:15Still alive, killing time at the cemetery.
53:20Never quite married.
53:22In your suit and tie.
53:25In the nick of time.
53:28You low-down boy.
53:30You stand-out guy.
53:32Holy ghost.
53:35You told me I'm the love of your life.
53:41You said I'm the love of your life.
53:49You shit-talked me under the table.
53:52Talking rings and talking cradles.
53:54I wish I could unrecall how we almost had it all.
53:59Dancing phantoms on the terrace.
54:02Cause are they second-hand embarrassed that I can't get out of bed?
54:06Cause something counterfeits dead.
54:11It was legendary.
54:16It was momentary.
54:20It was unnecessary.
54:23Should I let it stay buried?
54:26Oh, what a valiant roar.
54:29What a bland goodbye.
54:30The coward claimed he was a lion.
54:36I'm combing through the braids of lies.
54:41I'll never leave.
54:43I'll never leave.
54:44Never mind.
54:46Our field of dreams.
54:48Engulfed in fire.
54:51Your arsons match your somber eyes.
54:56And I'll still see him until I die.
55:00You're the loss of my life.
55:26You're the loss of my life.
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