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The Real Housewives of Miami - Season 7 - Episode 04: Boogers and Birkins
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00:04Ooh-ah.
00:10So make sure your ooh is not here.
00:12Ooh-ooh.
00:15Ooh-ooh.
00:16Ooh-ooh.
00:18Ooh-ooh.
00:18Ooh-ooh.
00:18Ooh-ooh.
00:18Good. How are you feeling today?
00:21Sorry.
00:22I'm not feeling it.
00:23It's so great.
00:25This is time to use your breath to let go of the emotions.
00:28All right?
00:29Whatever's going on.
00:30Do you want to do this with the grouper?
00:32Hey!
00:32You're screaming.
00:34You're like a hyena.
00:35When you sing a note, you have to let go of it.
00:37If you hold on to it, it will strangle you.
00:40Singing is just controlled screaming.
00:42That's all it is.
00:43You have no self-centered.
00:45I took you on the pole.
00:46Sit your ass down.
00:47The performance is over.
00:48This is not an opera show.
00:49I am trying to become an opera singer.
00:51Recently, someone threw it in my face,
00:53and the waters got spilled all over the place.
00:56Don't you tell me!
00:57Oh, my God!
00:58Hey, stop!
00:59You're a liar!
01:00This is crazy.
01:01She literally aggressed me, assaulted me, for no reason.
01:06I defended Martina and my family.
01:08Like, why would she make those comments?
01:10She rewrote an entire script on what happened on the cruise.
01:13I am not going to be on trial for the bull .
01:16I have to stop those lies coming at me, and I have to stop those words.
01:20I will never forget what she did.
01:23I feel like Julia kind of went to the dark side.
01:26Scare me.
01:29I'm scared. That's excellent. That's very good.
01:32I think today was therapy and music.
01:40I may be a Cuban doll, but I'm no one's toy.
01:45It's hard to get on my back side because I don't have one.
01:48I'm a fierce fighter and an even stronger survivor.
01:52My chicken coop is full, and now so is my house.
01:58I may not be prompt, but I'm worth the wait.
02:03I don't just sell luxury. I live it.
02:14It's all balanced. Oh, my God.
02:17this .
02:23What is this? What is this?
02:25You have to contract your muscles to stay on it,
02:27but it moves you and it shakes you.
02:28Oh, but this is, like, so easy.
02:29Oh, my God. It feels good.
02:32I'm going to stand here with you.
02:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:36We're good at this.
02:37We are.
02:38We're good at job.
02:39We're good at most things together.
02:45I love it. I'm obsessed.
02:47I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed.
02:49Liam is going to freak out.
02:51His favorite holiday is Halloween.
02:56All right.
02:57I think I'm satisfied.
03:00Hi.
03:00Oh, my God. Hi.
03:02Oh, wait. Oh.
03:03Wait, Liam, what do you guys think?
03:05Wait, this is your house.
03:06Turn around.
03:07Look around.
03:10Wow.
03:13It's your favorite skeletons and skulls.
03:15So you know the theme is panic at the disco.
03:20What do you think?
03:22It's amazing.
03:23It's amazing?
03:23So I know that Russell told me to, like, you know, slow down and try to be more present.
03:28But decorating brings me back to a normal that I know.
03:33This is all for you, baby.
03:35You're in miles.
03:35I mean, miles doesn't really care, you know.
03:36So I apologize for the disturbance in the neighborhood, but it makes me happy.
03:43Aren't you happy to see me happy about this?
03:46Considering that I've been literally super down from, like, you know what happened.
03:57That picture in my mind, with this big woman, tall woman, standing over you, is upsetting.
04:07Let's go shopping.
04:12It's so hot.
04:13It's baking.
04:14I feel like a baked baguette already.
04:17Oh, my God.
04:18I want to eat everything here.
04:20Are you going to grill anytime soon?
04:22Maybe.
04:23I promised Alexia one of your picanhas.
04:27Oh.
04:28And actually Marisol.
04:29I love it how you volunteer my abilities.
04:33Well, I messed up Marisol's wedding.
04:36I owe her dinner.
04:37I had no right to make anybody wet, you know.
04:41Um, yeah.
04:43I feel embarrassed in front of Marisol and allowing Gertie to get the best of me.
04:49Gertie made it really difficult for me last night.
04:52And I know, again, I'm saying I'm so sorry for ruining your wedding.
04:57The whole thing with the water and the glass, just for me, was just, it was too much.
05:02I feel that Gertie decided to wage a war at our family.
05:08Like, me going to Paris to be with Emma.
05:12She tried to humiliate me by saying she went to do her facelift in Paris
05:18when Martina was doing her radiation.
05:24I knew I would be okay by myself.
05:26And I knew that if I had needed you, you would be on the next plane back.
05:29She didn't know everything, but she's still attacking.
05:31But that's her form, isn't it?
05:33She likes to attack.
05:34And then I still write an apology.
05:37Gertie, I just want to apologize for throwing water.
05:40I'm coming to you with an open heart.
05:42I want to clear the air and resolve any conflict between us as soon as possible.
05:48And I still haven't heard back from her.
05:52Oh, my God.
05:54I don't even know what to say.
05:56Like, she violated me in front of the girls for their entertainment.
06:03That's what she did to me.
06:05I am actually sick to my stomach just thinking about it.
06:09Because it was a physical, symbolic act to degrade me to a level as if I was nothing.
06:18And I've never felt that way before.
06:24It's amazing to me how not one of them had the common sense to be like, this might not be
06:30a good idea.
06:31This woman's coming out of recovery, all these things.
06:37This is so stupid.
06:38This is like junior high, high school.
06:41I already went through this.
06:42Even though she said, you are low class.
06:44You have no class.
06:45I'm not going to go down to her level.
06:47But meantime, you are inviting her?
06:49Yes.
06:50I hate the feeling excluding anybody.
06:53I have something to ask you.
06:54Can I hold up a boy baby shower for you?
06:57Yes, please.
06:58Okay, cool.
06:58Yes.
06:59So I'll make up to you.
07:01And if I believe the person can be mature enough to control herself and be cordial,
07:08that's good enough reason for me to invite Gertie to my baby shower.
07:14I'll call Adriana.
07:17Hi.
07:18So let's talk about who is coming.
07:21That's a good question.
07:22Gertie hurt me very much, but everybody is invited.
07:26Okay, that's nice.
07:28I've been to like three baby showers ever, but none for my kids.
07:31So this better be fun.
07:33Are you ready to eat some poop out of a diaper?
07:48Welcome on board.
07:49Take your shoes off.
07:51Oh, God.
07:52Okay.
07:53Oh, I'm going to give you a sock.
07:54I took off my shoes.
07:55I got the memo.
07:57You get show my socks.
07:59Oh, so cute.
08:00Or one slipper.
08:01Maybe I'll do socks.
08:02I met Stephanie through my friend Carolyn Stanberry.
08:05It was love at first sight.
08:07I didn't want to meet her.
08:08Show my socks.
08:10Adorable.
08:11I was in the south of France yachting in the middle of the ocean.
08:15And now you're adding me in a group chat.
08:17Don't you like love your feet?
08:19Yeah.
08:20Oh, sorry.
08:20I made you cover them.
08:21No, you're good.
08:22I'm just cold.
08:23Then I realized, oh, she has a really good sense of humor.
08:26I just loved her.
08:27Like, you must really love me if you're flying with me to go get Pebbles.
08:30I thought we were going to the mall.
08:32I thought we were going to get lunch.
08:33Only Stephanie would invite you to run errands with her,
08:36to fly to Orlando to pick up her dogs.
08:38Like, who does that?
08:39Is that even normal?
08:40We are.
08:40We're getting caviar shortly.
08:41Oh, good.
08:42Okay.
08:42I do love caviar.
08:44I'm very chic.
08:46So you guys have a new building that's going up?
08:48800 units.
08:49Oh, wow.
08:50That's sick.
08:51My husband started Shoma Group,
08:53the third largest real estate development company in South Florida,
08:57in the early 80s.
08:58We're going to demolish the Volvo dealership.
09:00It's on us one.
09:01We're building 800 units.
09:01It's going to be really nice.
09:02That's sick.
09:03That's a lot of work.
09:04I love that.
09:06It's a lot, but it'll be good.
09:07I am not where I am because I married Masood Shojai.
09:10Yes, maybe I got a little bit of help,
09:12but everybody in life gets a little bit of help.
09:15Cheers.
09:15Cheers.
09:16Love you.
09:16Thanks for coming with me.
09:17Let's go.
09:19Well, thank you for flying Shoma Air.
09:20That looks so good.
09:23So good?
09:24Okay.
09:25So good.
09:27How's Lisa?
09:29You don't talk to me like that.
09:31Get out.
09:32Get out.
09:32Get out.
09:33Get out.
09:33Out.
09:35I feel like I don't even want to talk about...
09:36You know, we share...
09:37Well, we don't share,
09:38but my glam team used to do her glam a really long time ago.
09:41I feel like I haven't met girls that I just really, really love
09:45and like get along with.
09:46And I'm really excited to meet some of your friends.
09:48And I've really loved Alexa and Marisol, but that's it.
09:51Oh, the last time I saw them...
09:54You don't know Julia, right?
09:55No.
09:56Julia got into a situation with Gertie and she baptized her.
10:00Oh, that's nice.
10:01I want to baptize my suit.
10:02I'm dying to baptize him.
10:03No, I mean like threw a whole glass of water on her.
10:05What?
10:06Whole glass of water over her head.
10:09Oh, so not like a baptism for real.
10:10Not like a Santa Maria baptism, like crazy.
10:17Touchdown.
10:18Oh, welcome to Orlando.
10:20Bienvenido a Orlando.
10:21Oh my God, Matthew.
10:24Hi, hi.
10:26Oh my goodness.
10:27Hola, hola, hola.
10:32Hi.
10:33You're very smartly.
10:35What are you doing?
10:36Stephanie made me fly with her to Orlando to pick up the dogs.
10:40You got on the board for me?
10:42I'm not a good flyer.
10:43She should have called you.
10:44I got to talk to you about something.
10:47Alexia dropped a little bit of a bomb.
10:50Todd and I decided to ask for an extension to get divorced.
10:55You know, we want another three months.
10:56He doesn't want to pull the trigger.
10:58I don't want to pull the trigger.
10:59He's never going to pull the trigger.
11:00It's going to have to be you.
11:03Yeah, it's a roller coaster.
11:04One day she hates him.
11:06The next week she's fine.
11:07And I don't know.
11:08I just thought maybe we could all go out and we have drinks.
11:11Like have a good time.
11:12Distract her a little bit.
11:14Do you think there's anything that will help Alexia get over time?
11:18New D.
11:22Definitely tell Stephanie to come.
11:23Okay, sounds good.
11:25All right.
11:25Love you.
11:27Big kiss.
11:27Love you too.
11:28Hi.
11:29How are you?
11:30Nice to meet you.
11:31Nice to meet you.
11:31Nice to meet you.
11:32Nice to meet you.
11:35Nice to meet you.
11:36Bye.
11:37Should I send him to you?
11:39Oh, he's gone.
11:41Oh, okay.
11:42Sit.
11:42We're taking off now.
11:45See you in an hour, Miami.
11:47Oh, my God.
11:48The dog's going to the cockpit.
11:49Because Larsa's not telling her she's beautiful.
12:04Who is it?
12:06Um, your favorite cocktailer.
12:09Oh, they're so funny.
12:11Oh, for me?
12:12Yeah, they're for you.
12:14Sorry about your father.
12:15I know.
12:16You know that.
12:17Such a dreadful thing.
12:19Yeah.
12:19It really is.
12:20I know.
12:21And you don't realize how hard it is until it finally happens to you.
12:25Yeah.
12:25I just wish I had more time with my dad.
12:28Can I get you a drink?
12:29You know what I like, monkey.
12:31I think what I took from this is you need to forgive.
12:34You need to forgive your parents if you have any issues with your parents.
12:37Don't let so much time go by.
12:40Don't hold grudges because that was a huge mistake.
12:46Cheers.
12:47So how was the wedding?
12:48It was nice.
12:49It was...
12:49We just went to the courthouse.
12:51It was no big deal.
12:52Ready?
12:53Oh, .
12:56Wait, but then you had the party with everybody.
12:59Oh, yeah.
13:00Oh, God.
13:00It was awful because there was just so much chaos going on within the group.
13:04But, you know, when Alexia gets here, we'll talk about that.
13:09I wanted to talk.
13:10Was she there with Todd?
13:11No, she wasn't there with Todd.
13:13I'm getting worried because he's draining her emotionally and she's a nervous wreck.
13:17I think she's just shh.
13:20Hi.
13:21Oh, my God.
13:22Hi, my mom.
13:23It's so good to see you.
13:24You look like a rock star's visual.
13:26I missed you.
13:26Oh, my God, look at you.
13:27Thank you for you.
13:28This is for you.
13:29Look how beautiful.
13:32Oh, I love you, girl.
13:34Come sit over here with us.
13:37Okay, so tell me all the tea, all the stuff.
13:41All the cheesemakes?
13:42Like, I'm just hearing little things, but not the whole story.
13:44And you told me it was a nightmare.
13:46I was horrified, honestly.
13:48At first, it was just Larsa recapping Milan.
13:53Okay.
13:54And I don't know.
13:55She said that Jodi was kind of like amped up and kind of crazy behavior.
14:00And argumentative.
14:01The last night of Milan, Jodi gets so crazy.
14:05He doesn't want us to talk anymore.
14:07Yelling over us.
14:08Why?
14:08Why?
14:09I'm going to show you a photo.
14:11Oh, my God.
14:14And, like, that you were defending her at one point.
14:17I was defending Larsa?
14:19You were defending Larsa because Jodi was screaming at Larsa.
14:22And you're like, please don't talk to her that way.
14:26Jodi does not raise his voice.
14:28She is a liar and a manipulator.
14:39Hi.
14:40Hi.
14:41Getting a little bit of a cold.
14:42It started raining after you left.
14:46Thanks.
14:47Well, trust me, it's been raining here, too.
14:50What's going on?
14:51Just the whole thing with Lisa.
14:54Especially what happened on Sunday night.
14:55Was that mad crazy?
14:57I've never seen anyone behave like that.
14:59I was super shocked.
15:00I literally had to tell him he can't speak to him in this way because he was getting out of
15:03control.
15:04I think Lisa knew that he was in the wrong because she was even telling him, like, you've got to
15:07calm down.
15:08Lisa was telling him, like, shut up.
15:11Like, be quiet.
15:12Don't talk to my friend like that.
15:13And he just went on and on and on, you know?
15:15He just lost the idea of his eyes.
15:20The eyes, right?
15:21She said he was out of his character, that he was crazy.
15:25Look at his eyes.
15:26Look at his eyes?
15:27She showed us a picture and said his eyes looked crazy.
15:29What is that supposed to mean, his eyes looked crazy?
15:32I don't know, Lisa.
15:33Is she okay?
15:34Jodi has big, beautiful eyes.
15:37That's one of the things I like about him.
15:39He looks like a Furby.
15:40You know?
15:41She was like, oh my God, you don't understand, like, what I saw, like, in Jodi.
15:45It's, like, crazy and he's controlling Lisa.
15:47I want to know how he's controlling me.
15:49He's on all of her business calls.
15:51All of them.
15:52Like, don't you just want to have a boyfriend and keep your business dealing separate?
15:55Maybe he's her manager.
15:56He's a social climber.
15:57I'm just worried about Lisa because I feel like Lisa should really be focusing on herself more so
16:02than having to worry about another grown person.
16:04I don't know what this guy's done to her.
16:07Brainwashed her.
16:08Digmatized her.
16:08I don't know what you want to call it, but I hope Lisa figures it out sooner than later.
16:12She's going around talking about my personal business, my family, knowing that my dad was dead at that time.
16:19And the fact that I was hearing what was going on back here.
16:22Who told you about my party?
16:25I'm not going to say.
16:27I'm not a rat.
16:29She should have been saying, I hope Lisa's okay.
16:31How is my girl doing?
16:33Instead of talking all crazy about me and Jodi.
16:37Look, the timing was not good at all.
16:38Hurting my family.
16:39Hurting my family.
16:40And that is why I sent her a photo.
16:43I'm not even sorry about it.
16:44Because I go, this is what I'm dealing with.
16:46No, Lisa.
16:48I only had a father in the casket.
16:50Lisa.
16:50I sent a picture of my dead dad.
16:52She sent it to Pips.
16:54Oh, .
16:55She sent it to Pips.
16:57Oh, no.
16:59No.
16:59No.
17:00Dead people cannot travel through cyberspace.
17:02My dad was dead and dying and she didn't give a .
17:06You can't say you in one text and the next one, praying for you, babe.
17:11She doesn't give a about anybody but her self.
17:31Where are you going?
17:32We are going to pick up Grandpa from the airport.
17:35Can I go to the Elpline later?
17:38Well, we're not going to the Elpline right now.
17:40But yeah, we can book a flight.
17:42Where do you want to go?
17:43Dance.
17:44Dance?
17:45Yeah.
17:46Like a party.
17:47So you just want to go to a party?
17:49Yeah.
17:50Why do you love to party so much?
17:51Because I want to dance.
17:53You want to dance?
17:55Uh-huh.
17:56We're almost there to see Grandpa.
17:58After my dad kicked me out at 15 years old for modeling,
18:02I didn't talk to him or see him or hear from him for 10 years.
18:06Then aunties, uncles, my mom, everybody's like,
18:09you need to give your dad a chance.
18:11You need to see past this.
18:15Tati, come sit in the back so we can put your seatbelt.
18:19It took me 10 years to finally go through the process
18:23to start to try to forgive him.
18:26So it's been okay for the past few years, but still, it's baby steps.
18:30Papa.
18:32Hello?
18:32Oh, my God.
18:33I'm so happy you're here.
18:35Welcome back.
18:36Yeah.
18:37How was Haiti?
18:38Hi, please.
18:39Of course, this one is screaming ice cream.
18:41We're going to go get ice cream later, okay, Tati?
18:43Uh-huh.
18:43Let Mommy catch up with Grandpa.
18:45How about this?
18:46How was Haiti?
18:48Some places go, some places got trouble every day, you know?
18:51You're not going back.
18:52You're going to stay here for a while.
18:53Uh-uh.
18:54I'm going back because...
18:57Girlfriends?
18:57No, no, no, no, no, no.
18:59You know I got only one.
19:03Only one?
19:03Only one, yeah.
19:05Okay.
19:06She got one little boy for me.
19:08A little boy?
19:09Yeah, sure.
19:09Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
19:11Yeah.
19:12So I have a brother?
19:13Yeah.
19:14Yeah, a little brother.
19:15You got a little brother.
19:16How old?
19:16I think the last one about three years.
19:19Oh, wow.
19:21How many kids you have now?
19:23Seven.
19:24Seven?
19:24Yeah.
19:25I don't want any more babies, so...
19:32You have these grandkids that you have to take care of first before you have more kids.
19:37I have to remind you about Shamar.
19:40Like, you have not stayed in touch with him, which I don't appreciate.
19:44I was on the speaking term with my dad when Shamar was born.
19:50He's taller than you.
19:53What?
19:54Shamar, just so you know, he's in college.
19:56Shamar is in college?
19:57Of course Shamar is in college.
19:59And you wouldn't know because you never asked for him.
20:03My name is Samar.
20:05Yeah.
20:06That's exactly what you do.
20:09Summer, you have a little uncle.
20:11You want to party with your uncle?
20:13Yeah.
20:14Okay, I'm going to do, okay?
20:16Oh, my God.
20:17This is no more.
20:18No.
20:18What the ?
20:29Hi.
20:30Welcome to Fable.
20:31Can I do...
20:32Paso Micos reposado soda?
20:33Lime?
20:35Okay.
20:40Yes.
20:42That's more exercise than I've done in a lifetime.
20:45Hello.
20:46Hey.
20:46This is very clandestine.
20:48I don't even know what that means, but yeah.
20:51Hi.
20:51How are you?
20:52Can I have a...
20:55Exactly.
20:56I don't know if everyone in this town knows my cock.
20:59I get on a cruise ship.
21:00They know my cock.
21:01Fly to Africa.
21:02They know my cock.
21:03I'm in Coral Gables.
21:05They know my cock.
21:06My cock gets around.
21:08It's Larsa.
21:10Hi.
21:12You look hot.
21:13I know, right?
21:14She put her chest out when you said that.
21:17She said I'm hot.
21:18Yeah.
21:19You're feeling it.
21:19You look good.
21:20You look good for having two baby boys at home starting over.
21:24Oh, my God.
21:25That's a lot of work.
21:26I feel really good.
21:27I need a drink.
21:27You like something to drink?
21:29Yes, please.
21:30Could I have a comfy rosca?
21:33But with very little sugar.
21:35This has too much ice and it's chilling my organs.
21:38Cheers, guys.
21:40Cheers, girls.
21:41Cheers.
21:43And...
21:43Where is everyone?
21:44What time is Bro and Stephanie getting here?
21:47Tell me about Stephanie because I keep hearing her name, but I've never met her.
21:51I don't know.
21:51Like...
21:53She's fun.
21:54But she's tough.
21:55It's no bull .
21:56She says it the way it is, which I like.
21:58I respect that.
21:59Stephanie, she and I have been following each other on Instagram for like maybe two years
22:03now.
22:04And when I had my PR, I've worked with her husband.
22:08Well, I kind of know everybody.
22:09She likes ghosts?
22:10I'm going to ask her if she...
22:11No.
22:12Oh, no.
22:13She makes you kick off your shoes in her home.
22:15She doesn't even like kids.
22:17Like, not kids.
22:18She just goes, Birkins and boogers don't go together.
22:21Hello?
22:23Hey.
22:24Hi.
22:25Hi.
22:25Hi, Steph.
22:26Where's my seat?
22:27Pull up a chair.
22:27Here.
22:28Can we pull it up here?
22:29I'll take it back.
22:31Oh, no, no.
22:33Not for the...
22:33Oh, gosh.
22:34Put it over here.
22:35I have like separation anxiety.
22:37Don't touch the Birkin.
22:38It's like when you see somebody with their emotional support dog, you don't go pet the emotional
22:42support dog.
22:43You don't talk to the emotional support dog.
22:44Don't talk to my Birkin.
22:46Just let the Birkin be.
22:48Steph, you've got the full Zsa Zsa today with the feathers.
22:51I love feathers.
22:52I knew you were going to bring the Zsa Zsa too.
22:54I'm so excited to meet you.
22:57I've heard so much about you.
22:59I've been hearing so much about you.
23:00My husband loves your wife.
23:01He does?
23:02She's the only wife or woman he's allowed to love.
23:05So it's yours.
23:05Well, it's a safe space.
23:07Okay.
23:08I met Masood at a Miami heat game when I was 26 years old and he was 50.
23:12Age difference was a really big deal for me.
23:14I did not want to be seen with an older gentleman because of the misconception of people thinking
23:19that if you are with an older guy, you are probably a gold digger.
23:23And then I met Masood and everything changed.
23:26Hi.
23:26How are you?
23:26What are you drinking?
23:28Tequila soda.
23:29Okay.
23:29I'll have a tequila soda.
23:30Julia's having a baby shower.
23:32Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:33You adopted babies or kids.
23:35Yes, yes, yes.
23:35Congratulations.
23:36That's the kindest, nicest thing.
23:38Like it literally shows the kind of person you are.
23:40Are you loving it?
23:41Loving it.
23:41Not so much the diaper part, I have to be honest, but it is what it is and we do
23:45what
23:45we do.
23:46I cannot imagine changing a diaper.
23:52I knew at a very young age that I wanted to be filthy rich.
23:56I'm sleeping and I go like this.
23:58We got to make money.
24:00Well, my team starts in two minutes.
24:02Have you had a chance to use the restroom?
24:04No, Cathy, I didn't get a chance to use the restroom.
24:06Along the way, I did have moments where I thought like, hey, maybe you will want kids.
24:10Maybe you should freeze your eggs.
24:12And then I looked at my calendar and I was like, yeah, I don't even have time to go to
24:15the doctor to freeze my eggs.
24:16I don't really have time to go pee.
24:17That's like a forever game.
24:18You can change diapers with your goat.
24:20You can change a baby's diaper.
24:21Exactly.
24:21Oh my gosh, I've been excited.
24:22I want to go to your farm.
24:24I did not call that.
24:25Larsa and I were like, no.
24:26You don't like animals.
24:28No, what?
24:29You don't even know.
24:30I grew up on a farm.
24:31I had to put my finger in the chicken's butt to see if there was eggs in me.
24:34It's usually done with this finger.
24:36Not with Valentino gloves, clearly, but it's with this finger.
24:40That's how you check for eggs.
24:41Stephanie, you don't come off as fingering a chicken.
24:43I was there when we were castrating bulls and eating the testicles.
24:46You guys don't know this about me.
24:48Where'd you grow up again?
24:49Where was this?
24:49You don't understand.
24:50Is this in Colombia?
24:51Yeah.
24:51I lived my entire childhood three months out of the year in Colombia.
24:56I was in a farm.
24:58Were you born there?
24:59No, I was born here.
25:00Mercy Hospital.
25:01Oh, me too.
25:02Mercy Hospital.
25:06My parents came to this country with nothing but a backpack.
25:09Being a first-generation American has made me who I am today.
25:13We have 1,400 units coming up.
25:16We need to figure out how to sell them, how to rent them,
25:18and how to stay on top of the market and beat everybody.
25:21Be on top and always be the best.
25:22There is no room for failure.
25:25You have to keep going until you make it.
25:29If one door closes, go find another door.
25:32If that door's closed, keep searching.
25:35Would you like to come to my baby shower?
25:37I would love you to come.
25:38I've already invited myself.
25:39Fantastic.
25:40Yes.
25:40I'm coming.
25:41Oh, my God.
25:42I like this.
25:43Cheers, guys.
25:43So nice to meet you.
25:45Same, same, same.
25:47Te amo mucho.
25:47Is Alexa coming?
25:48Yeah.
25:49Yeah.
25:49She's running late, I guess.
25:50She is running late.
25:51Should we FaceTime her?
25:52Yeah.
25:53Let's touch Alexa.
25:55Is she never functional?
25:56No, she's always functional.
25:58I haven't even heard from her today at all.
25:59Can I just tell you guys something?
26:01What?
26:02I have one major pet peeve that I cannot deal with.
26:05What's that?
26:05And it's people that are late.
26:08She's never late.
26:10Something weird's going on.
26:12Something's not right.
26:13She's not even answering.
26:15She's probably having sex with Todd.
26:16Oh, don't tell me that.
26:18He could have called her last minute and said, come over.
26:20Don't upset me, Larsa.
26:22They're totally hooking up.
26:23Oh, it's Alexia.
26:25What'd she say?
26:25Hey, I'm in bed with a bad migraine.
26:27I'm very stressed and anxious.
26:28I need a mental break.
26:30Sorry to miss it.
26:31Was looking forward.
26:33She's with Todd.
26:34I told you.
26:35I need a drink.
26:37Going to a s-train.
26:47I was trying to eat the water and eat the water and get the water.
26:50I can even go to the national park.
26:51I'm home.
26:53Hi.
26:55Oh, Karen.
26:55Oh, yeah!
26:56Oh, yeah.
26:57Hello.
26:58Hi, Joanna.
26:59How are you, my look?
27:00Is Julie here yet?
27:02Nope. Nope. You're the second to arrive, Karen.
27:04I'm just arriving. You met Karen.
27:05Hi, beautiful. How are you?
27:07I'm so happy to be able to organize this event,
27:10but Julia called me last night
27:13and asked me to sit Stephanie next to her,
27:15and I agreed to sit Stephanie across from her
27:18because next to her should be me.
27:20I'm your best friend,
27:21and I'm the one doing the freaking baby shower.
27:26This is beautiful, Adriana.
27:28Hello. Hello.
27:29Hi. Wow.
27:30Oh, look at you.
27:32You're gorgeous.
27:33Oh, Larsa.
27:35Larsa, did you get the whole store?
27:37Hey.
27:37Welcome.
27:38Gorgeous.
27:39You too.
27:40What do I put together?
27:41We brought the lawns here.
27:43You were missed yesterday.
27:45I know.
27:45We were worried about you.
27:46I'm glad that...
27:47No, there's nothing to worry about.
27:48I needed a mental break from everyone and everything.
27:51Why did you stay in?
27:52I was not with Todd, I promise you.
27:54I wasn't with Todd.
27:56I wasn't with Todd that night, no.
27:59Oh, God.
28:00I promise you I was not with Todd that night.
28:03I wish, but I wasn't.
28:04I really had a migraine.
28:05I'm just living in Todd and Alexia's world at this point.
28:08This is horrible.
28:10I'm stressed out.
28:11I have a lot of anxiety.
28:12Just like about everything.
28:13Life?
28:14Life in general.
28:15My life.
28:16Like about my situation right now, Todd.
28:18Which, by the way, you added a lot of stress, too.
28:22A little bird told me about Alexia and Todd having some financial issues.
28:29I'm not blaming Adriana for Todd leaving, but nobody likes lies and rumors about your marriage
28:35or your relationship.
28:35I mean, does Adriana talk about her relationships?
28:38Because all her fake boyfriends and all her fake stuff?
28:40Whatever.
28:40No, I know, but whatever.
28:42We'll talk about it some other time.
28:43Yeah, not today.
28:43Yeah.
28:53I haven't been to a baby shower, really, I think ever.
28:58Hi!
28:59We missed you last night.
29:01I know I missed you, too.
29:02But it's about babies and happy things and gifts.
29:07Nothing can go wrong.
29:10Right?
29:11Can I just tell you something without, like, overstepping my boundaries with Todd?
29:15Yeah, I know.
29:15No, you can't.
29:16Like, when God takes out the garbage, you don't go back into the garbage and, like, go diving.
29:21You know?
29:21He, like, took it out, so you don't go back in.
29:24I know, but I have to realize that on my own.
29:27Stephanie's comment is way out of line.
29:29She doesn't know me well enough to make a comment like that about my husband.
29:36Where's the party at?
29:37Excuse me, I gotta greet Lisa.
29:39Hi!
29:40Oh, my God!
29:41Look at your baby balloon!
29:43Looking so hot.
29:43How are you?
29:43Thanks for coming up to me and greeting me like this.
29:46Take a blue drink.
29:47Cheers!
29:48Okay, another girl in blue.
29:50Hi, nice to meet you.
29:51It's so nice to meet you, too.
29:52Lisa.
29:53Of course.
29:54You, too.
29:54Hi, babe.
29:55Hey, babe.
29:55How are you?
29:56See you.
29:57This is nice.
29:58This is really beautiful.
29:59Oh, God.
30:02Oh, Larsa, Larsa.
30:04Cheers.
30:04Cheers.
30:05Cheers.
30:06As far as I'm concerned, Larsa doesn't exist.
30:08Like, who's Larsa?
30:09I don't know.
30:10I don't know who she is.
30:13Wait, Grady's not here, right?
30:14Grady is in New York.
30:16Oh, got it.
30:21Baby, sure.
30:21Here we go.
30:22Up to you, darling.
30:24How was your happy hour yesterday that I didn't get to go?
30:27We had a great time.
30:29Well, I wasn't invited to this.
30:34Oh, well, yeah.
30:36Well, because, well, you know, I think there was, you know, it wouldn't have worked.
30:40Yeah, Larsa was there, and you guys are really talking.
30:46Um, this is awkward.
30:48Sorry, saved by Julia.
30:49Hi, my new friend.
30:52Hi.
30:53Save me.
30:54This is Stephanie.
30:55Julia, save me.
30:56Save me.
30:57These conversations save me.
30:58I love you.
31:00You look stunning.
31:02Everybody's blue.
31:03Hi, Regina.
31:04Hi.
31:04I'm so happy you want blue.
31:06And here comes the sun.
31:08I only bring to one baby shower in my life, because, like, in Russia, I've never heard about it.
31:14Like, what baby?
31:15You put him on a shower?
31:16Like, for what?
31:17Why?
31:17I don't understand.
31:18We don't do it in Europe, neither.
31:20Martina and Julia, you take the queen and the queen seats, the queen and the queen.
31:24Martina had one request, is for this baby shower to be fun, and I know Adriana.
31:31So, I'm super excited to see what she's going to come up with this time.
31:34Before we start the games, I would like to propose a toast.
31:39So, today we come together to celebrate a truly remarkable and heartwarming journey.
31:44The adoption of two wonderful boys who are about to find their forever home.
31:49Let us raise our glasses to the beautiful bond that's being formed today.
31:54To the parents, Martina and Julia, your love and commitment to those boys is inspiring.
32:01You're here.
32:02I'm already starting crying.
32:03Too early for crying.
32:04That will be treasured for a lifetime.
32:07Cheers to love, laughter, and a beautiful journey ahead.
32:10Cheers, everybody.
32:12Can I say something?
32:14Uh...
32:15If you must...
32:17If you must...
32:25Cheers to love, laughter, and a beautiful journey ahead.
32:28Cheers, everybody.
32:31Can I say something?
32:34Uh...
32:35You must.
32:37My friendship with Julia started, like, three years ago when we first met.
32:41Uh, actually, mine with her started over a decade ago.
32:45I tried to...
32:47Okay, well, it doesn't really matter how many years...
32:50Right, Smith.
32:51It's not the amount of years, but actually the quality of the time that we spent together.
32:55And we've spent a lot of beautiful times together and moments.
32:59No, it's not.
33:02You know, thank you for what you're doing, you know, to these two beautiful children, Jackson and Luca.
33:07And, guys, thank you for all being here.
33:09We're gonna have fun.
33:10What?
33:10I don't know.
33:11What's going on?
33:13Thank you for all being here.
33:14To the party that I planned.
33:16Everybody, raise your glasses.
33:19Cheers.
33:20Cheers.
33:21Now we're gonna play games.
33:22No more speeches.
33:23I have, actually, something for you to taste.
33:26Taste?
33:26Taste.
33:28I'm allergic to babies.
33:30Martina did not want this baby shower to be boring.
33:32I made her a promise, and I am delivering.
33:34Now you're gonna have to taste.
33:36And then you have to guess what's in the diaper.
33:39Woo!
33:42I said one by one!
33:44Do you need water?
33:46Oh, my God!
33:49I think somebody in this diaper and gave it to me.
33:55I'm thinking it could be Larsa.
33:58She wants me to eat her .
34:02I smell mustard.
34:04I gotta eat it.
34:06No preservatives, right?
34:07Tongue, tongue, tongue, tongue.
34:11Well, quite frankly, the diaper was pretty good.
34:14There was lentils in there, and I'm a vegan,
34:16so I was enjoying the in my diaper.
34:20Oh, my God!
34:21I got on my Versace.
34:22I got on my Versace.
34:24Oh, so sorry.
34:26Listen, I got two kids.
34:27Yeah, I'm gonna look at it.
34:28Wait a minute.
34:30This is red beans, lentil beans, spinach.
34:33You got it!
34:35Applause to cute kids.
34:37As a mom, you know, when you have babies,
34:39you're removing this diaper,
34:40especially boys, they're peeing,
34:41and then the pee just,
34:42and then shit out on your face.
34:44Moving on to the next game,
34:46I'm gonna give you the buckets,
34:48and now you choose truth or dare.
34:51I go for the truth, mom.
34:53Can you, I don't have my glasses.
34:54I'm gonna give you the best.
34:55Ha, ha, ha!
34:56Okay.
34:57If you got to have a threesome
34:59with people in this room,
35:01who would you do it with and why?
35:05Ha, ha, ha!
35:06What's up, what a plan!
35:07Ha, ha, ha!
35:08And all I can say is
35:09you better include me in that.
35:11Ha, ha, ha!
35:12Ha, ha, ha!
35:13Well, threesomes are not my thing.
35:15She can't make a choice.
35:17I don't do threesomes, my love.
35:19Yes, you have done a threesome.
35:21Ha, ha, ha!
35:23My threesome experience sucked
35:25all the way, completely.
35:28So, pick one.
35:29I mean, one person
35:30is always gonna be left alone,
35:31I think, right?
35:33So, and then you're gonna be, like,
35:35watching and saying,
35:36hi, are you down?
35:38What you're doing?
35:39I don't know.
35:39Like, this is totally not my thing.
35:42I'm gonna choose Stephanie.
35:45Oh, my God!
35:46I'm a blue girl.
35:47You're the new shiny toy.
35:48We've only known each other
35:50for, like, five minutes.
35:51Exactly, we just barely met.
35:52That one doesn't roll like that.
35:54It's just traditional.
35:55Threesomes are not for me.
35:56I just really like my husband
35:58and I by ourselves.
36:01What's the biggest mistake
36:03I've ever made?
36:04Biggest mistake I've ever made
36:06is I feel like I'm too loyal.
36:08Need to stop being,
36:10that's, like, a mistake
36:10because it comes back
36:11to bite me in the ass
36:12all the time.
36:13Fair enough.
36:14That's a good one.
36:14Moving on, Alexia.
36:15Why don't I get all the good answers?
36:16Yeah, no, fair enough.
36:17One or the other.
36:20What is that?
36:21Work for a full 30 seconds.
36:23Yes, yes, yes!
36:24I didn't get that one.
36:26Yay, yay, yay, yay!
36:29Woo!
36:30Woo!
36:30Woo!
36:31Woo!
36:32Woo!
36:32Woo!
36:33Woo!
36:33Woo!
36:33Woo!
36:34Woo!
36:36I think Martina
36:37would never say
36:38that a baby shower
36:39is boring again.
36:40And I feel like,
36:41after this one,
36:42Martina might be,
36:43be, like,
36:43seeking baby shower invitations.
36:45Let's move on to the table,
36:47and we're going to have
36:48dinner or lunch,
36:49whatever it is.
36:50Now we're going to eat,
36:51and then we're going to have desserts.
36:53I don't like desserts.
36:55Hey, Steph.
36:56You know what?
36:56They've been trying to get us together.
36:58Yeah.
36:58Same.
36:59I'm like, who is this girl?
37:00Because I was supposed to,
37:01and I'm like,
37:02she's rich.
37:04I want to be friends with her.
37:06She has an amazing jet,
37:07and I want to be friends with people
37:08that have jets and yachts.
37:11I think it's a little bit rude
37:13to want to be my friend,
37:15because what I have.
37:17Would you be my friend
37:18if I invited you to my Colombian farm
37:20to eat chicken noodle soup?
37:21Would you eat testicles?
37:23Or do you only want to come hang out with me
37:25and have caviar and rosé in the sky?
37:27Am I drunk?
37:29You talk like you're a little tipsy.
37:32I have to peek.
37:33Want to come with me?
37:34Okay.
37:36You okay?
37:37I've been dealing with so much,
37:40and I've been dealing with that one over there.
37:43Larsa, how are you feeling?
37:44I just feel like I can't take any more,
37:47like, you made this harder for me, whatever.
37:49When I'm like,
37:50I let Marisol read the text messages,
37:51everything that I'm writing is like prayers
37:53and whatever.
37:54Whoever's going back and telling her
37:55and not giving her space to like mourn,
37:58you know, her father saying,
37:59that's who she should be mad at, not me.
38:01I want to know who told her.
38:02I know you.
38:03But that's not the important thing.
38:04That is the important thing.
38:05No, you and her started fighting
38:08back a month ago.
38:09But I would never stress her out during this time.
38:11The fact is that you were talking about Lisa
38:13while she was in Canada mourning her father.
38:16You asked me, so I told you.
38:18Can we stop this conversation for one day?
38:21Are we talking about me?
38:36Why?
38:49No, we're not going to talk about anything.
38:52But can I have a meow, meow, please?
38:54Mama needs a meow.
38:56I'm going to meow, meow, meow, meow, please?
38:59Guys, I have a question.
39:00I don't want it to be a thing.
39:01I have just one question.
39:03Because I feel that it's like an elephant in the room.
39:06Who would admit that they told Lisa
39:09about what happened that night at Marisol's?
39:13I'm not a rat and I'm not telling her.
39:15I'm not asking you.
39:16No, I'm just saying us.
39:17Us.
39:19Julia, why are you starting this man
39:21at your own baby shower?
39:22OK, I did not say.
39:23That's all I could say.
39:24Did you say?
39:26She was not even invited.
39:29This is not a murder mystery game.
39:31It doesn't matter.
39:32Marisol, I am very sorry.
39:35I thought it was you.
39:36Well, it wasn't me.
39:37I thought it was you.
39:38But then, when I had lunch with Gertie,
39:41a couple of days later, Gertie was like,
39:42well, I was the one that said it.
39:45Gertie?
39:46Yeah.
39:47Somebody from the group, yeah,
39:49told Lisa what everything Larza said that night.
39:55Who did?
39:55I did.
39:57It doesn't really matter.
39:59Good.
39:59I should be told because it was about me
40:02and I wasn't there to defend myself
40:04because I was dealing with my dead dad.
40:06It does matter.
40:07It's like the broken telephone.
40:08Of course it matters.
40:10Not the time and play.
40:11This hasn't even been one week
40:14since I put my dad in the ground.
40:18And no one's understanding that.
40:20Like, why is this even a conversation?
40:26Like, what is wrong with all of you?
40:28Don't you get it?
40:29I'm sorry, Lisa.
40:31I'm sorry, Lisa.
40:33I didn't want us to have a conversation too late, really.
40:36Who cares?
40:37Just enjoy your dinner.
40:39Well, you're not directed at YouTube.
40:41You guys, this is about you guys.
40:42You guys are doing a beautiful thing.
40:44You think I want to talk about this when I have a dead dad?
40:47This is .
40:48I don't want it to be about me.
40:50I'm so sorry.
40:51I know.
40:52I love you guys.
40:53I'm so sorry.
40:54Lisa.
40:55No, I didn't want this.
40:57I'm leaving.
40:58I asked all of you not to start this conversation.
41:01I specifically asked for peace and conviviality.
41:06Too bad I'm out of pacifiers,
41:08because they all deserve a pacifier shoved in their mouths.
41:11I'm so sorry.
41:12I am so sorry.
41:14I don't want this to be about me.
41:17I'm going to fight at a baby shower.
41:20We need God.
41:21We need help.
41:25I'm so sorry.
41:26I'm sorry.
41:28I don't want it.
41:28I really asked you guys not to start the conversation.
41:31No, I want it.
41:32I want it.
41:32It's okay.
41:32It was not what I did.
41:34I'm so sorry.
41:35I am so sorry.
41:38I just want to go.
41:40You think it was right for Grady to call her and tell her?
41:42No.
41:43Okay, that's all I'm asking.
41:44That's it.
41:44That's it.
41:45We're done.
41:45We're done talking about it.
41:46This is such a warm welcome to me.
41:48I love it.
41:49It's called welcome to the NFL, or maybe welcome to the NBA.
41:52What kind of party is this?
41:53I was just asked to have a threesome.
41:55One of the girls was crying, leaving.
41:56Where's the food?
41:58It's like survival of the fittest in the table.
42:06On the next episode of The Real Housewives of Miami.
42:09This is beautiful.
42:11So these are the mirrors that we're talking about.
42:13You put the quotes on them.
42:14You cannot pick someone who doesn't want to be fixed,
42:17but you can ruin your life trying to do it.
42:19Hello?
42:20It's me.
42:21It's me.
42:21You betrayed my trust.
42:24Do you think of how rude it is to make everybody wait?
42:26Do you think your time's more important than all of ours?
42:28I think you're rude.
42:30Don't ever talk to me like that again.
42:32This is bullsh**t.
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