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The Real Housewives of Miami - Season 7 - Episode 07: Textual Tension
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00:03Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami, there was a cruise a few months ago. Gertie
00:08was texting me most insane messages. She wanted to be invited to very special events.
00:14Stay quiet. I literally...
00:15Don't you tell me!
00:16Oh!
00:17Oh!
00:17Today we talk. It's between you and I. I would like us to move forward.
00:24Welcome, beautiful goddesses. Is the whole theme narcissism?
00:27Yeah. The whole thing, how Todd treated Alexia. My friend Gertie hurt me very, very much.
00:34How do you forget it? She is breaking the pact.
00:37You are mad about a photo my boyfriend took with your ex four months ago.
00:42I am not mad at that.
00:43You are a narcissist, Larsa.
00:45You gotta move forward, guys.
00:47We both have to do a better job of, like, communicating.
00:50I don't like having conflict.
00:51Okay, well, I don't want to fight with you. I love you.
00:53I don't want to fight with you.
00:57I don't know who you are, but I'll be able to fight with you.
01:02This is from the city of your friendship.
01:06Oh!
01:08All right, Luca, we're here.
01:10Oh, dude.
01:11Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:13Let me out of the view.
01:14Oh, my God.
01:15Aren't you cute?
01:16Mom!
01:17We're here, Luke.
01:18We're gonna see the goats.
01:20And the donkeys?
01:21Yeah, there's donkeys here.
01:23Hang on.
01:24Mommy's right there.
01:25I'll take him.
01:26You'll take Lulu so she doesn't step in.
01:28What do you do?
01:29So, here we are, meets Luca and Jackson.
01:35Do you think if we call Nelly, she's gonna run to us?
01:41Nelly.
01:42Do you wanna care?
01:43Luca, you wanna give?
01:44Go closer.
01:44How do we smile?
01:45See, mama has a big smile.
01:47Can we do, like, three of us smile?
01:50Dang.
01:51Martina, he climbed.
01:53High five?
01:53How do you do high five?
01:54Whoa!
01:54You're the goat now.
01:55Yes.
01:56You're the goat?
01:59I'll get you.
02:01I'll always get you.
02:02Martina is acting 20 years younger.
02:05She has so much more energy.
02:07She's jumping around with them.
02:09Oh, look!
02:11Look!
02:11Look what I found!
02:12That's where the eggs come from.
02:13That's where the eggs come from.
02:15Not from the supermarket.
02:16They come from a chicken.
02:19Just don't break it.
02:20Yeah.
02:21It's seeing her being so soft and, oh, my God,
02:24she spoils them all the time.
02:30He's giving it.
02:33And let's go to the girls.
02:35Hi!
02:36Whoa!
02:38I dress like a school kid crayon, so they'll like me.
02:41Oh, my God!
02:42Neon green.
02:43Hi!
02:43Hi!
02:43You want Kate to get close to them?
02:46Yeah, of course.
02:47They look like puppies.
02:48I told you!
02:49This is Adriana.
02:50It's our friend.
02:51Where's the other one?
02:52He's walking a goat on a leash.
02:56Is that your puppy?
02:58I love it.
02:59Look at him.
03:03You're so strong.
03:04You're carrying the egg, and we're gonna make omelet.
03:09Mom!
03:10Oh, Luca!
03:11That's okay.
03:11I have a solution.
03:12Don't worry.
03:13Don't worry.
03:13We're gonna have Lulu eat it.
03:16Jackson, would you like some apple juice?
03:18We have some champagne, but that's for the adults.
03:21Here we have a mommy juice.
03:23Oh, my God.
03:23Oh, here we go.
03:25Hello.
03:25The other aunt, but she's late.
03:27Oh, my God.
03:28Let me take off my glasses so he can recognize his tia.
03:32Oh, tia and auntie.
03:34Oh, my God.
03:35It's like the competition of the neon colors.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:38This is the funniest thing.
03:39You girls are hilarious.
03:40Look.
03:40Oh.
03:41For you, remember, I promised you donuts.
03:43Oh.
03:44Can I get a kiss?
03:46Donuts.
03:47Oh.
03:49Well, your neon color is winning.
03:52I don't come bearing gifts.
03:54My present is a heart full of love and to be there for them anytime they need me.
03:59I don't need to bribe them.
04:01My intentions are pure.
04:04Your tia is bribing you with the donuts.
04:07Jackson and Luca already figured out that I'm like the fun, cool tia.
04:11Alexia knows the way to a man's heart.
04:15Oh, guys.
04:17Hi, my friend.
04:18Oh, my God.
04:19This is Jackson.
04:22And this is Luca.
04:28Caramo is a friend, and I met Caramo at some events, and we always hit it off.
04:34His energy, like, he's so warm, and he's such an activist, and he's a great man.
04:39And he always puts a smile on my face.
04:41So, I want to give you a call because I'm coming to Miami.
04:44You know the National Elaboration Task Force.
04:46Of course.
04:46I'm getting honored, and I just had to invite you, you know?
04:49Of course.
04:50Thank you, my friend.
04:52So honored.
04:52Thank you, thank you, thank you.
04:53All of y'all come.
04:54Please come.
04:55Is there a dress code?
04:56Be fabulous.
04:58Exactly.
04:59You got it.
05:00Where's Luca?
05:01I can't find him.
05:02Where's Luca?
05:04The National LGBTQ Task Force is all about fighting for freedom and justice for LGBTQ people.
05:13Every man from Miami is a party, but this one is very special.
05:17It's about my people, and it's about my community.
05:20Way to see you all and hang out.
05:22Me too.
05:23Same.
05:23So fun.
05:25That was good.
05:25So fun.
05:32Hi.
05:33Hi.
05:33How are you?
05:34Nice to see you.
05:36Nice to see you.
05:36I'm so happy to design your dream closet.
05:40I love this.
05:41I want a closet where I can see them and get to everything.
05:44That's like really important to me.
05:45I love this color.
05:46Yes.
05:47Yeah, I can put my gun in the closet.
05:50I don't really have a gun, but just in case I get one.
05:54I love my penthouse.
05:56I love my penthouse.
05:56I love it.
05:56It's so easy.
05:57It's literally a mansion in the sky.
05:59But I just feel like the condo is not a family place for all of us.
06:03So I purchased a nice house, but not move-in ready.
06:07I have my friend Stephanie coming also.
06:09She is redoing her home too, so I wanted her to come and get ideas.
06:13But this is the first house that I've owned by myself.
06:16This is like my house.
06:17It's five bedrooms.
06:19It's got a great backyard.
06:21This is your closet.
06:23Do you feel like my closet is big enough?
06:25It's not small, the closet.
06:26It's a good size.
06:27It's definitely not small.
06:28I just want to maximize every corner of that closet.
06:31This is a new chapter for me.
06:33I think it's more of like my style, my vibe.
06:35Hello, hello.
06:36Hey.
06:37We were just talking about you.
06:39Don't you look cute.
06:40You look so demure and gorgeous.
06:43And sweet.
06:43So cutesy.
06:44This is Karen.
06:46This is Stephanie.
06:46Hi.
06:46How are you?
06:47Nice to meet you.
06:48I was telling her you're redoing your closet too.
06:50I know.
06:51And that's kind of why I was like, we should both be here together.
06:53How beautiful is all this stuff?
06:54Yeah.
06:54I was thinking like something in this family.
06:56Yeah, this is very similar to the one that I'm doing too.
06:59Well, I'm doing it first.
07:00I'll give it back.
07:01But do you like the glass door?
07:03No, because of the fingerprints.
07:05Like it really like...
07:06No, but there's a handle.
07:07Yeah.
07:07I know, but you still touch it and stuff.
07:09Why would you touch the glass?
07:10You're going to touch the...
07:11Oh, I'm sorry, because I'm OCD.
07:13Larsa, you have to think a lot of these things through.
07:16Like the fingers, the makeup.
07:18How nice is this?
07:19Yes, but you don't want to get dirty.
07:21I am self-diagnosed OCD.
07:24I like everything clean.
07:26I do not like fingerprints.
07:28This is what your closet is going to look like.
07:30This, this, there's like fingerprints.
07:31Hence why I always say boogers and Birkins just don't mix.
07:36So.
07:37Happy children change us all.
07:39Yeah.
07:40So, no kids for me.
07:43Do you girls want to celebrate your closet with some champagne?
07:46Yes.
07:46That means you're VIP and you're spending a lot of money.
07:49I think we are.
07:50I think we are.
07:51I love Stephanie's personality.
07:53Like she's not about the bullshit.
07:54You just made us wait two hours waiting on you.
07:56Okay.
07:57Like it's like the grand Lisa entrance.
07:59It's very rude.
07:59Okay.
07:59You're being very rude right now.
08:01Oh, you want me to say thank you for showing up?
08:02Don't talk to me like that.
08:03Don't be late two hours.
08:04Excuse me.
08:05She's not fake.
08:06Like she shows you all her cards.
08:07You see exactly where she's coming from.
08:09So, you have to respect it.
08:11Let me know you can see.
08:12Okay.
08:13Thanks Karen.
08:14I met Lisa for lunch yesterday.
08:16Hmm.
08:17How'd it go?
08:18I was just telling her I think she needs to be a better friend
08:20and that she's running on empty in the friend department.
08:22Because it's like everyone's sick of her playing the victim all the time.
08:26You know?
08:27Do you hear yourself?
08:28Yeah, you're running low on friends.
08:29I'm the only friend that literally would take time to meet.
08:32Thank you for lunch.
08:33You know, at the end, we both apologized.
08:35I was like, I want to move forward.
08:36I don't want to talk to you about this anymore.
08:38I'm like over it.
08:39You're just going to go in circles.
08:40Yeah.
08:41So now I feel like I'm going to co-exist with her and just see how things work out for
08:45us.
08:45I can see it in Larsa's eyes.
08:47This is not the end of it.
08:48This is definitely nowhere near settled.
08:51Yeah.
08:52Are you going to the gala?
08:54I cannot.
08:54I have a birthday dinner, but it's going to be so much fun.
08:58You're in good hands.
08:59Julia loves to have fun.
09:00She's going to have a great table.
09:01It's going to be super fun.
09:02Good.
09:02I'm excited.
09:03All right.
09:03I think we're done, right?
09:03I think we're done.
09:04This was fun.
09:05This was so much fun.
09:06I feel better about the closet space now.
09:08I just make sure that when I come over, there's no fingerprints.
09:11Yeah.
09:12No, no, no.
09:12Make sure there's a cloth before you come over.
09:16Coming up.
09:18All of you that are a bunch of narcissists, including you.
09:21And I'm not fooling myself like maybe you are.
09:45You got a smile on me right there.
09:48Julia, I'm so happy to have you here.
09:50Thank you so much for coming.
09:50How are you feeling?
09:52I am feeling so loud and so proud to represent this community.
09:56Also, I have some really happy news to share that Martina and I just adopted two little
10:01boys.
10:01I was going to ask you about that.
10:03Congratulations.
10:04Karama is getting awarded tonight with National Leadership Award for his work tackling HIV
10:10stigma and advocating for mental health in a black queer community.
10:15Thank you so much, Julia.
10:16Please enjoy the evening.
10:18You too.
10:18I'm so grateful that he said I could invite my friends.
10:28Hello.
10:29Hi.
10:30You look beautiful.
10:32How are you?
10:33I'm so excited.
10:34I have like a whole set up for you.
10:36What do you got?
10:37What do you got?
10:37Okay.
10:39My girl.
10:40My girl.
10:40I got a mini shaker.
10:42Oh, she's just so cute.
10:44I know that cockies are the way to your heart.
10:48Yes.
10:49Yeah.
10:49Cockies and cash.
10:51Oh my God.
10:52I love that sound.
10:52I love that sound.
10:53More, more, more.
10:54I guess I got the Nissan version of a Rolls Royce.
10:58I don't have a bar in mine.
11:00No.
11:01Next one.
11:02Now I know.
11:03Oh, oh, this is gorgeous.
11:05This is good, right?
11:06This is gorgeous.
11:07Almost as gorgeous as my colon.
11:09Oh, how is your colon?
11:10My colon's gorgeous.
11:11Okay.
11:12That's great.
11:12It looks like the colon of a newborn.
11:16I had my first colonoscopy.
11:18I'm 57.
11:20You know what I mean?
11:21I think I waited a little too long.
11:22I was worried.
11:23I didn't know what the hell was going on down there.
11:25I thought it was going to be some big old black hole.
11:27You know, when they say, you know, she's really pretty on the inside.
11:30I can attest now.
11:33That you're gorgeous.
11:34On the inside, because I got the pictures to prove it.
11:37What about your liver?
11:38How dare you ask that?
11:39I hate you.
11:50Beautiful dress.
11:52Looking gorgeous.
11:53One, three, one, two, three.
11:56Mademoiselle.
11:57Hi, baby.
11:58Mademoiselle.
12:01I sent a message to Marisol earlier to check on her colonoscopy.
12:05So she said everything is good.
12:06Oh, good.
12:07Yeah.
12:07She's clean now.
12:09We'll calibrate her clean colon.
12:11Yes.
12:11I know you're all up Alexia's ass, but I didn't know you were all up Marisol's ass, too.
12:16So much so, when the doctors go in there looking for polyps, they're going to find little miniature
12:21little Julia's head like...
12:23I'm here.
12:24I'm here.
12:26Heee.
12:34Look at this beautiful.
12:36Hi, girl.
12:39Look at you.
12:41Hi.
12:42Hi.
12:43Hi.
12:44I'm definitely not going to be late with Stephanie again because I don't want to hear that again.
12:48Do you want me to say thank you for showing up?
12:50Don't talk to me like that.
12:51Don't be late.
12:52Excuse me.
12:52She did something we couldn't do in a decade.
12:55So, thank you, Stephanie.
12:56Oh, my goodness.
12:57Hi.
12:58Hi.
13:00She said loud.
13:01So, see?
13:02Look, she's loud.
13:02How are you?
13:04Good, good, good.
13:05How's it going?
13:06Good?
13:06I feel really good.
13:08After the goddess party, I feel much better because I feel Gertie and I are in a much better
13:13place right now.
13:14We took a time when we had dinner and we talked, like, to people.
13:18I wouldn't like that dinner way before that Marisol's reception.
13:22Totally.
13:22But it didn't happen that way.
13:23That's okay.
13:24You look amazing.
13:25It does.
13:26Flashing my pink collar.
13:27So, I believe with Baby Steps, we could get, hopefully, where we once were before.
13:34Julia!
13:35Julia!
13:36Julia!
13:38Thank you for coming, my baby.
13:41Hi, ladies.
13:43Hi.
13:43Thank you all for coming tonight.
13:44You look beautiful.
13:45Hold on.
13:46This necklace?
13:48I can smell money and that's money.
13:49Yeah.
13:50I can smell money.
13:51It's one of my gifts.
13:51I smell it, too.
13:52You can smell it, too, right?
13:53My husband smells delicious.
13:55Oh, yeah.
13:57Listen.
13:57I can smell money from a mile away, too.
13:59I like it.
14:00I like the way it smells.
14:01It's a great compliment.
14:04Who wants to smell like something else?
14:10Woo-hoo!
14:12Woo-hoo!
14:14This is Julia.
14:16I'm a hugger.
14:18I'm a hugger.
14:19I'm a hugger.
14:19I'm a big hugger, too.
14:20I'll get you a glass of wine.
14:22Just stay and, um...
14:23That's it.
14:24You did Victoria's Secret show, right?
14:25I almost did.
14:27About ten years ago, there was a petition for me to walk the show.
14:30Yes.
14:30But they didn't allow it.
14:31There were, like, no transgenders allowed.
14:33And so, yeah, that's why we do things like this.
14:35Right?
14:36Some people might know Carmen from Drag Race, but I know her from modeling.
14:40She's an amazing friend, so I'm so happy to have her in the group.
14:43But you also had, like, a large number.
14:45We're working on it.
14:47I don't want to be negative, right?
14:48But the one thing is, it was kind of funny.
14:50What?
14:50Um, so Larissa goes, well, you're a narcissist.
14:53Because you got the most flags.
14:56Constantly talking about themselves.
14:58Sorry, monkey.
14:59Lisa.
15:00Lisa.
15:01I think Lisa, yeah.
15:02Lisa!
15:03Lisa.
15:04Lisa got the most.
15:05And I go, well, you're a larcissist.
15:06She was second.
15:07She was second.
15:07A narcissist!
15:09A narcissist!
15:09What?
15:10They all put your name in the flag every time.
15:13What stupid game are you?
15:14I'm a narcissist.
15:16You're a larcissist.
15:17I love it.
15:18You're a wordsmith.
15:20Ladies, we have been summoned.
15:22We're going to follow this gentleman.
15:23You're going to follow me.
15:23Okay, let's do it.
15:25Okay.
15:25Let's go, fabulous man.
15:27Guide us.
15:33Is there a seating assignment?
15:35Over here.
15:36And I am proud to welcome you to the 2024 National LGBT Utah,
15:42Dallas.
15:43Thank you, darling.
15:45Buenas de mi.
15:46Oh, look at Todd's son, because I'm wearing a dress.
15:49Oh, my God.
15:50How did he know you were wearing a dress?
15:52Last night.
15:52Wait, you saw him?
15:54You made out with him?
15:55Of course.
15:56How can you do it?
15:57Last night, I ran into Todd, and we just hung out all night.
16:01Oye, una tira y jala.
16:02Tira y jala.
16:03I don't know why we're texting each other.
16:05This is what happens when we see each other.
16:07We want to be with each other.
16:08And I love this man, and he loves me, and I'm just going by my heart.
16:13I need a real drink.
16:14This is too sweet.
16:15I don't really know Todd that well, but from everything I've heard, I think Alexia is definitely
16:21very blind to Todd's narcissistic tendencies.
16:24What?
16:25I do not want to scream.
16:27I just want to be sure that you got my text message about my party on Tuesday.
16:33And it's a celebration of life, guys.
16:35And it's white cocktail attire.
16:38I got lots of white.
16:40I got a ton of wedding dresses.
16:44I'm so excited about my party.
16:46I'm calling it a celebration of life because after cancer, I want to celebrate where I'm
16:49at, my attitude, my outlook on life.
16:51And I want to share in this happiness with everyone.
16:55It's for breast cancer awareness.
16:56It's common invited.
16:58It's just to say you are invited.
17:00I want to also do some kind of donation of some sort.
17:03So through my group, Support Your Girlfriends, they are wanting to present a check to a non-profit
17:07and embed it into the whole breast cancer sphere.
17:11Please welcome to the stage the 2024 National Leadership Award recipient, Karamo!
17:24He's so sexy.
17:25I got to tell y'all.
17:26So, you know, tonight's theme is call to action.
17:29And I realized a long ago that any call to action we have starts with ourselves because
17:33that's what we teach the rest of the world.
17:35Yay!
17:37Good job, boys.
17:38I'm proud of you.
17:40I'm proud of you for bringing us here.
17:41I'm proud of you for adopting these two boys.
17:44I'm proud to be your friend.
17:45I'm proud to be your friend.
17:46I'm proud to be your friend.
17:47No drama tonight.
17:49That's how it's supposed to be.
17:51Oh, my God.
17:52I just want to take a picture and frame the moment.
17:55And I'm so happy knowing that my boys will grow up being surrounded by love and these amazing,
18:03loving tears.
18:04Aunties.
18:05So before I leave, turn to your neighbor and say, neighbor.
18:08Neighbor.
18:09Never stop fighting.
18:10Never stop fighting.
18:12Yeah!
18:19Tonight, I feel that it is necessary to set the record straight by exposing the lies.
18:26Oh, .
18:27This is super dirty.
18:29You need to shut the up.
18:32Everything was going on.
18:33I'm like, what happened?
18:35This is insane.
18:35What was this?
18:38What was this?
19:02I feel like this is like my debut.
19:05Like, this is my post-cancer, like, and you know, it's going to be a year cancer-free.
19:10It's literally the party of life because I'm like, I'm alive.
19:13I did it.
19:14I am so excited about my party.
19:15It's finally here.
19:17I want to keep it small, kind of intimate, about 40 people.
19:20And, you know, amongst them would be like two friends of mine who also are cancer survivors,
19:24and we're doing it big.
19:26This is going to be one for the books.
19:28I mean, I could not have been any luckier to have a room look like this, to have this dress
19:32look like this.
19:33Celebrating life.
19:35Let's do it!
19:36I think I deserve this celebration, and I want to do it my way.
19:40And so it's my party, and I can wear what I want.
19:42I can drink what I want.
19:42I can say what I want, and I can do what I want.
19:44How about that?
19:46Baby, you look so good!
19:48Mm-hmm!
19:50You don't, baby!
19:52I know, Miles, you don't like crowds.
19:54I know, baby.
19:54Oh, my baby.
19:55You look so good.
19:56Everybody, super tight, super tight.
19:58And remember, it's pearly white.
19:59We're smiling.
20:01This is my little nest.
20:10Hi, how are you?
20:11You're first.
20:12How are you?
20:13Congratulations.
20:13Thank you, thank you, thank you.
20:15Congratulations on life.
20:17Congratulations on life.
20:18Congratulations on life.
20:18Yes!
20:21Gertie made an effort to come to my event, and I'm here to support hers.
20:26I'm optimistic.
20:27At least she's trying to move forward, which is already a huge step.
20:31One thing with cancer is that your attitude can be cancerous to you.
20:36And if you don't let things go, and if you hold things in, it's called stress, and stress
20:41ain't no good for nobody.
20:42Hi, Russell.
20:43How are you?
20:44Hi.
20:45Beautiful event.
20:46Oh, yeah.
20:47You know, it's Gertie.
20:48This is what she does.
20:49She's amazing.
20:50How are the boys?
20:51They're good.
20:52You know, we also have two boys now.
20:55I heard.
20:57Congratulations and good luck.
21:03I don't know if Gertie shared with you, we had a moment together, which I wish we didn't
21:08have, but I feel we're on a good path now.
21:11I hope everyone's able to move forward, you know?
21:22Hello, gorgeousness.
21:24You look stunning.
21:24I know.
21:25You too.
21:25I love this.
21:27My love.
21:27It's like a ride.
21:29Your friend Julia's over there.
21:30Oh, talking to your husband.
21:32And with my husband.
21:33Go hang out.
21:39You look amazing.
21:43Oh, you guys look so gorgeous.
21:44That dress looks amazing.
21:46It's like you're getting married, Gertie.
21:48You know, this is like my mom old church.
21:51I don't know if you're so gorgeous.
21:52Whatever you say.
21:53Yeah.
21:53This is a church that my mom and I and my son used to go to.
21:57It was a Baptist church.
22:00But now it's a party event space.
22:02We have so much memories from this church.
22:04It's a lot of like a lot of like you speaking in tongues, you jumping, you doing
22:09all this dance.
22:10Ah, ah, ah, ah.
22:11You know what?
22:12I'm starting to think this is like the perfect place for Gertie to have a party.
22:16Let's go get a dress.
22:16Let's go get a dress.
22:17Come on.
22:17Let's go get a dress.
22:18Come on.
22:23Cheers.
22:24Cheers, babe.
22:25Have you met Carmen?
22:26You met Carmen.
22:27You met Carmen.
22:28Are you saying?
22:29Now that you're meeting Larsa, you met the rest of the girls.
22:32What did you think about everyone?
22:35Well, I've only known everyone for like five minutes.
22:40Alexia, you know Alexia already.
22:42Of course.
22:43Come on.
22:44Hey, gorgeous.
22:45You look stunning.
22:48Hi.
22:49Lisa.
22:50What's up?
22:50How are you?
22:51I'm so good.
22:52You look great.
22:57What is going on now?
23:00It's a celebration, bitches.
23:03Cheers, Lisa.
23:04Lisa.
23:05Cheers.
23:07Hello, hello.
23:09Aren't you a statement?
23:10Hi, babe.
23:11How's it going?
23:11That necklace is a statement.
23:12My goodness.
23:13My God.
23:14You look like you were on the top of a cake.
23:17Good to see you two walking.
23:19I like it.
23:20I feel like we're getting like a star.
23:21Everyone wants to give us a star.
23:22We are getting stars.
23:23We're getting stars today.
23:26I saw that Russell's here.
23:27Did you talk to him?
23:28I talked to him.
23:29It was the most cool person.
23:30Oh my God.
23:30I can imagine.
23:32Russell was still uncomfortable about it.
23:35I guess he heard Goody's side of the story.
23:38Because he actually looked like I am the bad guy.
23:41You know, I'm glad we had the conversation with Goody.
23:45He thinks I'm moving forward.
23:46I feel like she's trying.
23:48I feel like she's trying.
23:49Yes.
23:49We're both trying.
23:50Yes.
23:51Real quick.
23:51I want you guys to be introduced to a group of friends of mine.
23:54These are my glassy posse.
23:56I'm a breast cancer survivor as well.
23:57Yeah.
23:58Yeah, and your mom too.
23:59Do your thing.
24:00I'll be back.
24:00But no, wait.
24:01Something else.
24:02Something else.
24:03I went out with Alexia and Todd this weekend.
24:08And Todd was saying to me that she's trying to win Alexia back.
24:12I mean, yeah.
24:13I'm so confused.
24:14I said to him, I want to like you so much.
24:18How do you say?
24:19But you know, I love your wife.
24:20I love Alexia.
24:22We're talking about you.
24:24I was like, I have a feeling he's still talking about me.
24:27Of course, because we love you.
24:28We care for you.
24:29Well, she's telling me that she was with you and Todd ran into you guys and that he wants
24:36to win you back.
24:37And you keep going.
24:39Why do you think he's saying he wants to win you back?
24:43You don't look like you are pulling away from him.
24:45You don't look like you're doing it.
24:47Todd, Todd, Todd.
24:49We had a party for him.
24:51You did?
24:52Uh-huh.
24:52The Greek party.
24:53The Greek party.
24:54Oh, it wasn't for him.
24:55It was for all of you that are a bunch of narcissists, by the way.
24:59Including you.
25:01For all of you.
25:02I'm not.
25:02It was for you.
25:02I'm too much of an empath and I'm not fooling myself like maybe you are.
25:08That's being said.
25:20All right, we're talking about Todd.
25:22We had a party for him.
25:23We did?
25:24The Greek party.
25:25The Greek party.
25:25Oh, it wasn't for him.
25:27It was for all of you that are a bunch of narcissists,
25:29by the way, including you.
25:33I'm actually not.
25:34I'm too much of an empath.
25:35And I'm not fooling myself like maybe you are.
25:42No, Alexia, I love fooling myself.
25:44Don't say that with Todd.
25:45No, but the party was based around Todd.
25:47No, it wasn't based around Todd.
25:48All the quotes were for Todd.
25:50They weren't about Todd.
25:51I know, every time we talk about him,
25:52you get very tense.
25:53Well, I do.
25:55It's still her husband.
25:57It really annoys me that Alexia is letting Todd get away
26:00with anything that he says wants does,
26:03and Todd wants to have his cake and eat it too.
26:05I'm just saying she gets very catty and, like,
26:07attitude-y when you bring him up.
26:09And, like, it's just, you know.
26:11Like, why are you so obsessed with Todd?
26:13She doesn't even know Todd.
26:14Like, honestly, like, if you want to talk,
26:16like, do you want me to start asking about Masood?
26:23So this is really pretty in here.
26:25I love it.
26:27May I have your attention, please?
26:29She's like Beyonce.
26:30We are presenting a check tonight to survive her,
26:33which is an amazing breast cancer foundation.
26:41I want to thank everyone for coming tonight
26:43to celebrate life with me.
26:46For me, cancer changed everything.
26:49Cancer showed me that I'm not always in control.
26:52And as horrible as cancer is,
26:54I thank cancer for showing me another way to live.
26:59because now I'm living even louder.
27:02You got this.
27:03Don't cry.
27:04We love you.
27:05Encouragement.
27:06I just had an MRI,
27:08and the MRI result came back,
27:11and I'm 100% that bitch.
27:14I beat her.
27:16Yes.
27:19I've been through this with Martina.
27:22I'm beating cancer.
27:23It's not an easy journey.
27:25So seeing Gurley being so strong, empowering,
27:29make me very proud of my friend.
27:32I must say that I would not be here tonight
27:34celebrating life if it wasn't for the love of my life.
27:37He's my best friend.
27:39My soul, my heart.
27:42Thank you, Russell, for everything.
27:47I want to publicly thank you
27:50and officially give you your flowers, Russell.
27:55I love you so much.
27:57Aw, that's so sweet.
27:59Mommy could not have endured without you two,
28:02Miles and Liam.
28:04I love you.
28:05I love you.
28:06I love you.
28:07I love you guys so much.
28:08Russell and those boys,
28:09I just cannot even explain to you.
28:14I watch it in awe.
28:15I'm like an outsider watching this energy and this trio.
28:20Like, it's just the most beautiful thing that I've ever created.
28:25It wasn't until I beat breast cancer that I decided to redefine how I live my life
28:31and be true to myself and my emotions, as we all should, by the way.
28:35So if you're gonna be happy, laugh and smile.
28:38If you're gonna be sad, cry.
28:40If you're gonna be mad, let it out.
28:43Thank you for coming, everyone.
28:45Thank you guys so much.
28:46Let's enjoy each other.
28:47And if two more things are happening, stand by.
28:53Beautiful event and beautiful beach, right?
28:55I need to get another drink.
28:56Do you want a drink?
28:57Let's go get a drink.
28:58Do you want a bar?
28:59Yeah.
29:02Text me.
29:02I love you.
29:03Go.
29:04I love you.
29:04Be good.
29:05All right.
29:06See you guys.
29:07Oh, you went out at the gala.
29:09I was at my best friends.
29:10It was so nice.
29:11The gala was so nice.
29:12Everybody got along.
29:12You know, unlike your party, became a little...
29:16Alexian party?
29:17Oh, at the narcissist party?
29:19I call it narcissist party.
29:21It was like a narcissist party.
29:22I call it the Todd party.
29:23She can't take me telling her that the event was for Todd.
29:26It's fine.
29:26Oh, really?
29:27I can take it.
29:28I'm just not gonna agree with you.
29:30The party was not for Todd.
29:31Okay, okay.
29:32The event wasn't for him.
29:34Let me please clear the fact.
29:36Carmen, the event was not for Todd.
29:37It was inspired by Todd.
29:39Yeah.
29:40You know why?
29:41Todd is a great God.
29:43Oh, my God.
29:44Now you're delusional.
29:47Hello.
29:48Hello.
29:48Hello.
29:49I would like to introduce a special performance,
29:52but before I do so, I'd like to shed some clarity
29:55on the situation that has cast a cloud on some of my friendship,
29:59relationships, and my character.
30:02What's happening?
30:03As these ladies know, an incident happened a few weeks back.
30:06Oh, my God.
30:06And I was willing to forgive and move forward from that.
30:09Yet last week, it became clear to me that this person chose
30:13to continue to perpetuate the matter even more.
30:16So tonight, I feel that it is necessary for me
30:19to set the record straight by telling the truth
30:22and exposing the lies.
30:23Oh, my God.
30:25Oh, my God.
30:49What?
30:57Oh, my God.
31:03Oh, my God.
31:10The goal from this is not to prove who's right or wrong,
31:13but to clear things out.
31:16Look behind!
31:20And this, I think, will be healthy for our group
31:22and allow us to move on in a positive, truthful manner.
31:26This is very dirty, and I don't like it.
31:29Super dirty.
31:30This event is about all her friends are here.
31:33It's about surviving cancer.
31:35It's very distasteful.
31:36I'm sorry.
31:37Gertie is turning a party that was supposed to be
31:40about surviving cancer into a spectacle of how she felt.
31:46This is just such a bad face.
31:51So now that the truth is out there in the open,
31:54let's celebrate as I present to you Rocky Lanes.
31:57Excuse me.
31:58Oh, my God.
32:00Oh, my God.
32:03What's happening?
32:12I saw that Russell's here.
32:14Did you and Judah talk?
32:15You know, she said, oh, you know,
32:18she thinks that you guys are making progress.
32:22How could she think that we're making progress
32:24when, at the Grecian party for Alexia,
32:27she did exactly what we said we were no longer gonna do.
32:30Somebody tells you something very painful and hurtful
32:34that hurts you deep in the heart.
32:36Yeah.
32:36What is your recommendation?
32:37How to move forward?
32:39Who are you talking about?
32:40My friend Gertie.
32:43I feel like, honestly, at this point in time,
32:45because she took it back there,
32:46I feel like I have no other choice
32:48but to really let the truth be had.
32:50I'm telling you right now, Russell,
32:51I'm tired of giving grace,
32:52and if I'm gonna be the new person
32:54that I say I'm gonna redefine myself to be,
32:56that means that I'm not gonna take
32:57laying down anymore.
32:58So we're gonna need to teach her a little lesson.
33:02I hate to do this,
33:04but I texted you something.
33:06Mm-hmm.
33:07And when I say this word, set it up for me.
33:10Got it, got it, got it.
33:10When they go low, you go high,
33:12and sometimes when they go low, you go lower.
33:17This is crazy.
33:18Why are we doing that?
33:19Why are we doing that?
33:19This is not cool.
33:20I don't like that. I'm sorry.
33:21This is not cool.
33:22I don't like it.
33:22I might have lost words.
33:24Yeah.
33:25So what is the smoking gun?
33:27Well, the fact that she's actually pretending
33:29that I wanted to volunteer myself
33:30to go on a cruise that I just physically walked out of
33:33is crazy.
33:33She volunteered to come with me on Martina's Place
33:38to support me.
33:39Because she even says,
33:40I thought you wanted to be here
33:42and would have enjoyed being here.
33:44Otherwise, I would have never suggested
33:47that you join me and leave your kids and Russell.
33:50So these texts show that I didn't beg my way on
33:53to the cruise that I just left from.
33:54She asked me to because she was distraught.
33:58You're gonna do this in front of everybody?
34:00I don't like this.
34:01I started to read the text messages,
34:03but it was so long.
34:05Once I got to the second sentence,
34:07I'm like, what are we doing?
34:09The fact that she's exploiting text messages
34:11in front of strangers,
34:13people that don't even know our friendship,
34:15it's just pretty low.
34:17Wow, that came out of nowhere.
34:18Rule number one, you never send text messages
34:20because they save every single one of them.
34:22I hate texting.
34:24I'm the one that picks up the phone
34:25and tells you whatever it is I have to tell you.
34:27So guess what, Gertie?
34:29Especially now.
34:30I'm not gonna be texting you
34:31and I'm not gonna be texting any other girls.
34:33Are you guys not moving on, that means?
34:35As of last week, I guess not.
34:37Twitter promised that we were not
34:38gonna talk about anything in public.
34:39We were gonna squash it and move forward.
34:42And at the Grecian party, she raised her hand.
34:44Yeah.
34:44Yeah, honey.
34:45Whoa, note to self, don't with Gertie.
34:48It was almost like a public shaming.
34:50Shame, shame.
34:52It was like, you know that show?
34:53What is that show?
34:55When the lady's walking.
34:57What is that show?
34:58Game of Thrones.
34:59It was like the Game of Thrones.
35:01So you know what?
35:01That's that.
35:02This is really a nasty setup.
35:06Wrapped around cancer.
35:09This is a crazy .
35:10How do we go from that to this?
35:12What kind of party is this?
35:14I don't understand what's going on.
35:15This is gonna take me to the loony bin.
35:18This is crazy .
35:19El Chapo had it right.
35:21I just want an underground tunnel
35:23and I wanna escape.
35:24I'm sorry, I don't wanna be here anymore.
35:25I'm very uncomfortable.
35:26I'm very uncomfortable.
35:28I wanna go.
35:29I think she's leaving.
35:31I think she's leaving.
35:31Oh, she should.
35:32Pretty gross.
35:33I'm sorry.
35:34I'm leaving.
35:35It's gross.
35:36I'm going with you.
35:37It's gross.
35:37I'm sorry.
35:39She's leaving.
35:40What are we doing?
35:41I don't wanna be here.
35:42Gertie, I don't like this.
35:43I'm leaving.
35:45You, I'm leaving.
35:45It's fine.
35:46Good night.
35:47It's fine.
35:48It's fine.
35:49It's fine.
35:49It's fine.
35:50I hope that you guys are gonna have an open heart
35:52and not lean one way out of what it means.
35:54We're not having an open heart.
35:55I had to do this tonight for a certain reason.
35:57That's it.
35:58I'm gonna go.
35:58I gave the support.
36:01Celebration of beating cancer.
36:02I mean, we can have something.
36:03We can have something.
36:04We can have something.
36:05We can have something.
36:06We can have something.
36:07We can have something.
36:08With that guy.
36:08Are you guys all leaving?
36:09Yeah.
36:10I tried to talk to her.
36:11I know, I don't wanna talk to her.
36:14That was disgusting.
36:16I just don't under...
36:17What was this?
36:18We came to show her love, but this...
36:20Putting personal text messages for the whole room to see?
36:24We don't need to take sides and everybody walk away.
36:27I don't think...
36:27Because she was just crying over cancer.
36:29Yeah.
36:29Exactly.
36:30Exactly.
36:31Everybody walks on her.
36:32And I get it.
36:33My mom's a cancer survivor.
36:35You don't take your cancer...
36:36Yeah, but your different people do different things.
36:39I'm friends with Julia, yes.
36:41But I'm also friends with Gertie.
36:43So my position in this matter is to listen to both sides and then try to bring them back
36:50together.
36:51It was a public humiliation.
36:53She might as well have tied you to a stake and had everyone stoned you and set you on
36:56fire.
36:56It was horrible.
36:58Carrie.
36:59Remember Carrie?
37:00When they dumped the blood on her, that's what I felt like when I was sitting there.
37:04She invited Julia to the party, told her to be the prom queen, dress up in white, and
37:08then dumped all the blood on top of her.
37:09You know, it was that whole vibe.
37:11You need to do...
37:12I thought you figured this out.
37:14I thought so too.
37:15Yeah.
37:15Adriana was saying it was something about the question that I asked.
37:18What question?
37:20At your event.
37:21This was a slap on the wrist to say with me at my party.
37:25You have the right...
37:27...to say that.
37:27Was it like this?
37:28She needs to learn a lesson because she manipulates people.
37:31She does the Betty Boop act.
37:32Oh!
37:32You're the baby!
37:33You're Julia!
37:34And then everyone's like, oh!
37:35And then she stabs you in the back.
37:37And she's not going to sit there and with me at that.
37:39But now, what happened?
37:39They all left with her.
37:40I'm good.
37:42I hope she doesn't come out here.
37:43No, no, no, I'm not.
37:44I'm going to stay neutral to the situation.
37:47Neutral?
37:47I think it was very wrong, Marisol.
37:49It's very rude and very distasteful to have displayed the text messages.
37:52But at the same time...
37:54I just want to hear both sides.
37:55You come from one side to the other and you have to stand your ground.
37:59So if you want to be neutral and you want to go in there and kiss Gertie's ass, then you
38:02do that.
38:05Okay, Alexia, calm down.
38:06There's a difference between kissing someone.
38:07Calm down, no.
38:08Sometimes I'm kissing Gertie's ass.
38:09I have to come in here or I have to go out there.
38:11If you feel you need to go in with Gertie and do that.
38:15And kiss her ass?
38:15That's not what I was doing, Alexia.
38:16Okay, what were you doing?
38:17Being neutral?
38:19I'm not kissing anyone's ass.
38:21You need to fucking shut the fuck up.
38:32You need to fucking shut the fuck up.
38:34I am tired of you barking because you sit next to me to attack me to talk about my marriage.
38:39No, I didn't.
38:39Attack your marriage?
38:40If you feel you need to go in with Gertie and do that.
38:43And kiss her ass?
38:44That's not what I was doing, Alexia.
38:46Okay, what were you doing?
38:46Being neutral?
38:47Yes, I was trying to understand the friend group.
38:49I'm new to this.
38:50I just want to be neutral.
38:51What's wrong with being neutral?
38:53What's wrong with being twisterly?
38:54Maybe this is your norm because you're married to a crazy guy that made you think that this
38:58is a norm.
39:01Oh my God, don't leave my husband out of it.
39:04Leave my husband out of it.
39:06Because if your marriage was so great, you would not be part of the show.
39:10Am I talking about Masood?
39:11No.
39:11No.
39:11Okay, so let me keep it that way.
39:13Don't tell me that I'm kissing anyone's ass.
39:16Don't make it about you and I.
39:17I'm not.
39:18I'm sorry you're very sensitive.
39:20This is why I don't get along with sensitive people.
39:23You want to sit there and be sensitive.
39:25It doesn't work because I'm not sensitive.
39:27Everyone's always getting their panties in a bunch.
39:29Unbunch them.
39:30Unbunch them.
39:31Let's go.
39:31Let's move on.
39:32I just experienced a whole WW2 outside.
39:37What?
39:38This is insane.
39:39Stephanie and Alexia.
39:41We're going to kill each other.
39:43Why were they fighting?
39:44I don't know.
39:45I can't focus because everyone on 10.
39:49Alexia, you got to be careful how you speak to me sometimes.
39:51So that we can both be the same.
39:53You both do.
39:54Because you come for me every single time you're next to me.
39:56You want to talk about Todd.
39:57All I had said about Todd was that the party was rooted from the idea from Todd.
40:01I will never bring Todd up again.
40:03I'm on my way home, darling.
40:05Please don't fall asleep.
40:07I'll be home soon.
40:09We don't want to talk about her husband.
40:10We don't want to talk about her husband.
40:11Exactly.
40:11I don't want to talk about it either.
40:12But it's also about Abby being saying that I'm kissing someone else.
40:15You have to understand.
40:16Just listen to me.
40:17Just listen to me.
40:18We expected to come to this church to celebrate Gertie.
40:21Oh my God.
40:21We're in a church.
40:22This is a church.
40:24This is like my mom old church.
40:29What denomination is this church?
40:34What are we doing?
40:36What are we doing?
40:38No.
40:38Just, it's just a no.
40:40I am me.
40:41Do I think you're too good for Todd?
40:43Yes.
40:43Does it matter to you?
40:44No.
40:44I never want to hurt your feelings about Todd.
40:46I don't.
40:47But I'm never bringing him up again.
40:48Mark my words.
40:48I'm never bringing him up.
40:51Your evening was beautiful.
40:52Everything was going on.
40:53I'm like, what happened?
40:54I'm going to go outside now.
40:56I'm going to go see what's going on.
40:57I'm not going to really get another chance for people to listen,
40:59because y'all think you don't listen.
41:01Thank you for listening.
41:02Thank you for listening.
41:03Thank you for listening.
41:04Girls.
41:05What the hell was that?
41:07I don't like stuff like that, but everybody leaving is not cool either.
41:10That was so humiliating.
41:11That was the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life.
41:15I want to check with Julia.
41:16Julia, come here.
41:17I'm going to enter with me.
41:19I'm going to show you the truth.
41:20Show your messages.
41:22Oh, my God.
41:22I'm not going down to Gertie's level.
41:24Are you kidding me?
41:24Do you think I'm going to go to a game pissing contest with her?
41:28You showed the truth.
41:29Your truth.
41:31She's telling her truth.
41:32If you run, it looks like you're home.
41:34Oh, I am not running, Adriana.
41:36I have nothing to say to Gertie, and nothing to justify.
41:39Daddy John is on here to go fix things.
41:42What do I do?
41:43I don't know how you come back.
41:47Now I'm a warrior, honey, and I'm going to release what never no longer serves me.
41:52And when goes down, I'm going to cry.
41:53I'm going to laugh.
41:54I'm going to freaking scream if I want to.
41:55I don't care.
41:56Instead, in my me era, period, end of story, it's my party, not whatever I want.
42:05Next time on The Real Housewives of Miami, she pre-planned to the last detail.
42:10I just don't understand what happened.
42:12We were all really good friends.
42:13I have yet to go to one good event with you guys.
42:16The boat's going to be really good on Friday.
42:17We need to divide the group for sure.
42:20Wait.
42:20Take your gun, lady.
42:24They lured my best friend in there.
42:27She's trying to be with a cool girl.
42:30You walked out like it was a dick pic.
42:31It was like, oh, my God.
42:33I would have enjoyed the dick pic.
42:34I am at home.
42:35You've got five weeks left.
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