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The Real Housewives of Miami - Season 7 - Episode 03: Worst Wedding Ever
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00:03Previously on The Real Housewives of Miami.
00:06How are you feeling, baby?
00:07Proving house.
00:08Hello.
00:09You realize we're old enough to be grandparents.
00:12We're going to get married in like a week?
00:14We're going to do the down and dirty version.
00:16I'm kind of used to being alone now.
00:18Sometimes it's better.
00:19I know everyone's calling me about all this stuff
00:21at the tabloids, and it's stressful for my kids.
00:23Of course.
00:24I just want to go to bed.
00:27What about you and Gertie?
00:29I had this cold text message from her.
00:31She wasn't on the Zoom.
00:32Gertie was trying to get in as well on the call,
00:34but she couldn't get in.
00:36She's not my safe space anymore.
00:38I need to feel good about myself.
00:40Like, if I don't feel sexy, honey, you're going to suffer.
00:43That's not a nice thing to do.
00:45It's something that's worth it.
00:45Be friends with Marcus.
00:47You chose him, that's cool.
00:48Be friends with him.
00:49Again, I've been doing for the last three weeks
00:51with my dad in the ICU.
00:52Why are you here?
00:54That is rude.
01:00I'm so nervous.
01:01Butterfly nervous.
01:03Oh, that's cute.
01:04I'm really excited about getting married.
01:06I'm going to cry.
01:07I'm like in heaven right now.
01:09He's like an angel.
01:12Here's my beautiful and lovely wife.
01:16I don't want anything to hex our wedding day.
01:20This has to be perfect.
01:23Do you want to do this with a group or do you want to have?
01:25Hey, you're not going to be producing, OK?
01:26You're screaming.
01:27You're like a hyena.
01:28You never asked.
01:29You came.
01:30You used me.
01:31Good lord.
01:31I don't know.
01:32I am a hyena and I'm proud to be.
01:33So go sit down.
01:34Go sit down, hyena.
01:35Go sit down.
01:35Can we see it?
01:36Find your words.
01:37Stop.
01:38Ladies, this is the worst wedding party ever.
01:42God.
01:50Preston, do you realize that, like,
01:52you watch Philip Klein's fashion show in Milan?
01:55Like, holy .
01:57This is huge.
01:58You really have to take advantage of your opportunity.
02:00And, like, I'm excited for the journey.
02:02The journey's a reward.
02:04That was really good, actually.
02:05I need to post that on Instagram.
02:09Everybody loved you.
02:10They were saying, oh, he's so nice.
02:11He's so handsome.
02:12They're all dying.
02:13They were talking about who?
02:15You.
02:16You.
02:16You.
02:19OK, I'm going topless now, then.
02:20OK.
02:33Are you making my scrambled eggs?
02:35No, I'm making banana bread for the boys.
02:38Martina is cooking.
02:39I can't talk while I'm doing this.
02:41Seriously.
02:41Can't you multitask?
02:43I need to double everything baking soda is.
02:46When are you going to memorize the recipe?
02:48Stop talking to me.
02:50Is one teaspoon, two tablespoons, or is it the other way?
02:59You remember this place?
03:01Yeah.
03:02Going this way.
03:03Oh.
03:03Oh.
03:04Oh.
03:04Welcome to Cispice.
03:06Oh, thank you.
03:07I'm here to see Miriam.
03:08Of course.
03:09I think she's waiting for you.
03:11Alexia.
03:12You look lovely, my darling.
03:13Oh, you too.
03:15Hi, thank you.
03:16How are you, sweetheart?
03:17Good.
03:17How's everything?
03:18Mira que lindo.
03:19I love what you did here.
03:21And I'm so happy that we're going to do this for Marisol here.
03:23I am, too.
03:23I'm going to have a surprise celebration for Marisol and Steve, because they're finally
03:27getting officially legally married.
03:30I wanted to invite you to dinner.
03:32You and Steve and the boys.
03:33Oh.
03:34Oh, that would be nice.
03:35Well, make sure you wear something cute.
03:36I feel like Marisol's not going to like the surprise.
03:39Oh, my God.
03:40So many good memories in this bar.
03:42I know this is where I met Todd.
03:45I think I picked Sea Spice, because I'm a masochist, and I like to torture myself.
03:50Holding on to those memories with Todd.
03:52Cheers, Frankie.
03:53Cheers to love and happiness.
03:54And happiness.
03:55But I've also had a lot of fun and naughty nights with Marisol at Sea Spice, by the way.
04:00You want to take me around?
04:01Let's do it.
04:02I feel like I'm on a yacht.
04:04This is so cool.
04:05I always tell everybody my yacht's bigger than your yacht.
04:07Oh, my God.
04:08And then you have the beautiful downtown skyline.
04:11This is so perfect for Marisol.
04:14Oh, my God.
04:15Everything is set up for cocktails, hors d'oeuvres.
04:19The lighting coordinates with the DJ.
04:21I'm so excited.
04:23I've never been in any of her weddings.
04:24Like, I need to celebrate with her, whether it's her first marriage or her last marriage.
04:28We're gonna hit.
04:29I've never been there.
04:31Neither has anybody else in her family, by the way.
04:33So how is everything?
04:34How's Todd?
04:35And how is that going?
04:37Hmm.
04:38Hey, it's hard.
04:40It is hard.
04:41Don't cry, Mommy.
04:42Please.
04:43Okay.
04:44But it is.
04:45It's been really hard.
04:46I got home.
04:47Everything was missing.
04:48He had moved him and his daughter out.
04:50He even took the shampoo from the bathtub.
04:52The one who's missing out is not you.
04:55It's him.
04:56Yeah, yeah.
04:56Todd, don't mind me.
05:02Yeah, you know, it's hard.
05:04No, right?
05:04No, it's hard.
05:05Thank God I have, like, Frankie, because he's, like, my angel.
05:08And Frankie knows what's going on.
05:10You know, just because he can't express himself the way a lot of us can express ourselves,
05:15his comprehension is there.
05:17He understands, and he's very intuitive.
05:19So, Larsa knows about it.
05:21Gertie knows about it.
05:22Julia knows about it.
05:22Kiki knows about it.
05:23They all know about it, except Lisa.
05:25But, you know, Lisa doesn't answer her phone.
05:27Yeah.
05:27Okay, because all the girls are after her, like, always telling her, but Lisa, we call
05:32you, and you don't answer.
05:33Right.
05:34Oops.
05:35Hi.
05:36Hey.
05:36I'm calling you because I wanted to invite you to Meryl Sloan Steve's wedding celebration
05:40that I'm doing for her.
05:41It's a surprise.
05:43I'm in Canada right now.
05:44Oh, my God.
05:45Don't tell me your father passed away.
05:47Yeah.
05:48Oh, my God.
05:49No, Lisa.
05:50I'm so sorry.
05:51He wasn't conscious, so I didn't get to have a moment with him.
05:54I'm so sorry, my friend.
05:57I'm really sorry.
05:58And, you know, you just have to envision him in heaven, looking over you.
06:03I wish I let him in sooner, you know?
06:05It's okay, and I'm sure he loved you unconditionally.
06:09At least you did spend time with him, and he will be your angel watching over you.
06:14I love you, and I wish I could give you a big hug.
06:17I'll see you soon.
06:18I love you, thanks for calling.
06:19Love you.
06:20Okay.
06:21I wish I could...
06:22No, my love.
06:23You focus on you now and your family, and if you need anything here, let me know.
06:28Okay.
06:28Okay.
06:29Love you.
06:29Bye, I love you.
06:31Oh, I'm so sorry.
06:33Oh, that's very sad.
06:42I'm very nervous today.
06:44That's, like, for reals.
06:45Hello, de verdad, de verdad.
06:47In the Sunshine State, for reals.
06:49For reals in the state of Miami-Dade County.
06:53Me and Boobie are making it official.
06:57When Steve and I met all the stars alive, I had a couple of friends that lived here,
07:01so we were all hanging out at the pool.
07:03Some guy comes to look at the house, some guy.
07:06Oh.
07:06So I guess I left my swimsuit in the pool house, and then my friend calls me and says,
07:11hey, you know, the new owner found your swimsuit.
07:14And then I text him so I could pick up the swimsuit.
07:16He's like, come soon.
07:17What, you come Friday?
07:18Come Friday night.
07:31Come soon?
07:32Me too.
07:33I'm really nervous too.
07:35It's so weird, right?
07:37Yeah.
07:37We're nervous because there's a lot of money on the line between the two of us.
07:42Oh my god, Lisa's father passed away.
07:45That's horrible.
07:46What happened?
07:47I don't know what happened.
07:48I just heard that he had been in ICU.
07:51That's horrible.
07:52It's just so weird that I'm sitting here getting married and Lisa's going to bury her father.
07:57Life is quite the cycle, huh?
08:00Poor thing.
08:03All right, motorcycles ready.
08:05Oh my god.
08:07Wow, look at you.
08:09What do you think, boobie?
08:09You like it?
08:12I'm going to cry.
08:13Don't cry.
08:14Oh, no.
08:15Too pretty.
08:16Life is short, and we're on that other side of how much shorter it's going to be.
08:22I got mommy's bracelet for good luck.
08:24Beautiful.
08:26It's from the 30s.
08:27She brought it from Cuba.
08:28Had to have a little bit of my mom with me today.
08:30She's with us.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Yeah, I wish they could ruin my mom and dad.
08:36I'm like very sentimental about it today.
08:39I know.
08:41You know, my parents got really sick, really old, and when they couldn't speak for themselves or take
08:48care of themselves.
08:49You know, they had me and my brothers, but I don't have any children.
08:54So Steve and I decided that we need to, you know, be able to access each other's funds,
09:01take care of each other, protect each other, make decisions for each other.
09:08We know we're going to be together forever.
09:10So it's just, it's something we need to do that's legal in the state of Florida.
09:15Just don't go too fast, because I'm like a first timer with this situation.
09:21I know.
09:22If my mother could see me, she'd kill me.
09:24I don't like these.
09:25Oh , my mother would be like,
09:28you don't get on that motorcycle, you will die.
09:32Ready?
09:32Oh , I've ridden Steve's hog many times, just not the orange one.
09:52Yeah, I'm positive I want you to pull him.
09:58Oh, my God.
09:59Holy .
10:01All right, let me get off.
10:02Don't burn my thighs.
10:03Yeah, please.
10:04Oh, see how limber I am?
10:06Uh-huh.
10:06That's why you want to marry me.
10:08Ready?
10:09Third time's a charm.
10:10Turn around.
10:11Toys of men here.
10:12There you go.
10:14Ready?
10:15Yeah.
10:15The old wind blow.
10:16Yeah.
10:17He's just,
10:19he's a little in my makeup.
10:21I'm a little in my makeup.
10:24That's the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
10:28Oh, Boobie.
10:30I believe we did it.
10:31I never met anybody so kind and selfless in my life.
10:38Mmm, my husband.
10:39Love you.
10:40Love you too.
10:41And I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life.
10:45Can't get rid of him now.
10:53And by the way, I can get his money now.
11:13Welcome to Lovely Cafe.
11:16I'd like one decaf cappuccino.
11:18What kind of meal would you like?
11:20Skin milk.
11:21Oat milk?
11:22No, regular skin milk, like skin milk, regular milk.
11:25We are a vegan restaurant, so you're vegan.
11:29I'm like 80% vegetarian.
11:31I love fruits and vegetables,
11:32but everybody knows I loved a good French sausage.
11:39I can't stop liking French blood sausage.
11:43You're here.
11:44Oh, look at you.
11:45It's like, are you texting your boyfriend?
11:48No, no, it's actually about my car insurance.
11:51Oh, okay.
11:52How are you?
11:53I'm good.
11:54Good to see you.
11:57Finally.
11:57Finally.
11:58It's been a long summer.
12:00You didn't call me.
12:01You can pick up the phone and call me too.
12:03Of course I can.
12:04But then, you know, I was like, why isn't she calling me?
12:07I miss my friend.
12:08Like, everybody's calling me.
12:10How's the boys?
12:11What happened?
12:12Congrats.
12:13I was a bit surprised that you didn't tell me before.
12:15Everybody else tell me the truth.
12:17We finally did it.
12:19We finally expanded our family.
12:21Oh, my God.
12:22I love it.
12:23Alexa, I already saw the boys.
12:25Maybe I was a little resentful.
12:27Julia is my best friend.
12:29You, Adriana de Moura, promise me that you will be my best friend forever.
12:35Nobody ever will come between us.
12:40I felt a little disappointed since I had been with her through the process of adoption.
12:46It would have felt better if she had told me privately before.
12:51But she didn't.
12:52You know, I probably should have told you before.
12:55Yeah, it would have been nice.
12:56I feel the distance right now.
12:57And I feel like it's because she decided to get closer and closer to Alexia and Marisol.
13:03But the most important thing is she got the boys.
13:06And I'm happy for her.
13:07I have something to ask you.
13:09Can I hold a boy baby shower for you for the boys?
13:13Boy baby shower?
13:14Yeah.
13:15I want to host one for you.
13:16So sweet.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Yes, please.
13:18Yes.
13:19So I'll make up to you.
13:21I'll give you a nice baby shower for the boys.
13:29Who's ready to stretch?
13:34I'm with the troublemaker over here.
13:36So we are gathered here today.
13:38Look where you are.
13:40Ow.
13:42To stretch.
13:43And that's what we're going to do now on the table.
13:45I'm going to stretch you guys.
13:46Everyone thinks that having cancer is the hard part.
13:49But the life after cancer is hard too.
13:51Because I'm still struggling to find out like who is this new girl that I'm looking at every day in
13:56the mirror.
13:56I think we need to plan for our next procedure.
13:58Do we keep doing this over and over and over and over.
14:02Russell advised to take a step back after having my last surgery.
14:05And I'm just trying to do anything and everything to help me feel sexy again.
14:09Is that good?
14:10You tell me where.
14:10Keep going.
14:11Before I make the decision to see if I'm going to go under the knife or not.
14:15So let's stretch.
14:16Look at you.
14:17I haven't forgot my ways.
14:19Okay.
14:20I see how you got two beautiful boys.
14:22Gertie has been struggling with insecurities, you know, with her body post-cancer.
14:28And excel.
14:30Oh wow.
14:31I think Gertie is more flexible than me.
14:33Stretching also help you in the bedroom.
14:35So hopefully she's more open to Russell.
14:38Intimately.
14:39Let's do this.
14:41Let's do it.
14:42Too much.
14:44If it feels good.
14:45Oh, at the post.
14:47Oh, goodbye.
14:48God, the muscle is so tight here.
14:50Is it?
14:52Yeah, even my butthole is stretching.
14:54There's no stretching here for that.
14:57Oh really?
14:57What the heck?
14:58Oh my God.
15:00I used to be able to have my legs all the way behind my neck.
15:04You okay?
15:05Holy .
15:07I'm literally shaking.
15:09That's a good stretch.
15:11Oh, you're getting a bonus stretch right there, bro.
15:12Hold on, this is, I need a husband.
15:14I need a husband.
15:16Husband.
15:18Right.
15:19Not close.
15:20Keeping your husband.
15:23Is that vibrator doing his job?
15:24Is the vibrator broken?
15:26It's in your engaged room.
15:27Oh my God, you brought a dildo.
15:31You do me, I do you.
15:32This feels like a porno.
15:37But anyway, what's been going on?
15:38No, we need to catch up.
15:39Yeah, yeah, tell me.
15:40Where are you with the ladies?
15:42I know the summer where everyone was traveling.
15:44I had two surgeries.
15:45I was low key.
15:46But like, and by the way, Alexa checked in on me so much, like so much.
15:50Well, Alexa decided to put like a girls night dinner together a couple of days ago.
15:56Uh, okay.
16:05One of the problems some of these ladies are having with you is that Gertie come across as like,
16:11she's too much, she's very extra, she's very this, she's very that, she's this, she's that.
16:18Tell me what you've been up to.
16:20Well, I met actually with, uh, Gertie and Lisa.
16:24Gertie was saying how things aren't good between you and her.
16:28I've been feeling weird vibes coming from Julia.
16:32She says that she doesn't understand what she has done to you.
16:36She makes it about herself.
16:38That's her aim.
16:38And you know what, I have no time for that.
16:41Julia said she had a problem with you because you did something.
16:44When you guys were on that cruise, you kind of like, were there to get attention.
16:48Apparently, my really good friend Julia has been talking about me behind my back.
16:53What was it that did in NYU on the cruise?
16:56Few months back, Martina and I were invited to this fabulous cruise.
17:00Unfortunately, that morning of the departure, Martina got a little health scare.
17:05So she chose to stay home and I called Gertie.
17:09I get a call from Julia who says,
17:12Oh my God, I need your help. Can you go with me, please?
17:15She said, would you like me to come with you?
17:18She asked me to because she was distraught and needed emotional support.
17:22I went on the cruise to support a friend. It's the basic, the basics of it all.
17:25The entire trip made it all about herself.
17:31Connections she would make there, pictures she would take there.
17:34And never once asked me, Julia, how are you doing?
17:39And how is Martina doing?
17:40Never once.
17:41There were a lot of things throughout this boat cruise and I gave Gertie many chances.
17:48And then I've seen with my own eyes how she acted with others.
17:51I just feel uncomfortable in her company.
17:55I don't know what's her deal, but trust you be me, whatever she's saying out there, it ain't what it
18:01ain't.
18:01It was a cruise. We stay in this beautiful suite and she get all Martina's massages and all the lunches
18:06and all the dinner, except this one dinner where Martina was supposed to go. And because she didn't go, the
18:12person removed her from the guest list.
18:17She reprimanded me that she was supposed to be my plus one. She was supposed to take Martina's space.
18:22But it's kind of weird that I'm here on the cruise for you, but then you just switch it up
18:26on me and tell me to hold back, go eat at that restaurant over there.
18:29Which, by the way, did not even have my reservation. I felt like a seat filler. So it made me
18:34feel less than. And now she has the nerve to, like, I betrayed her.
18:38Julia's trying to, like, ruin my, like, like, talk about me to the group so that they don't like me
18:42or be more on her side.
18:44This is bizarre. It's bizarre. You may need to turn it down. I'm your friend. You got to listen to
18:49me.
18:50I am, I listen, I listen to you. Maybe turn it down a little bit because they really feel like
18:53you're just being extra.
18:56Maybe they need to go deeper and understand that this is part of your personality.
19:02There's nothing wrong with my personality.
19:05She's not letting me finish my talk. She's not listening.
19:08Gertie is doing to me exactly what I'm telling her that the girls don't like about her.
19:14We're going to work through the weeds and pull them out because I ain't got time for hypocrisy.
19:18No, not doing that.
19:35I think I should say something at the funeral.
19:39My brother is saying it. I don't think it should be all on him.
19:42I'm just so nervous. I don't know what to say.
19:44I feel like I've never, you know, spoken at a funeral before.
19:46I guess what?
19:50But just keep in mind, like when you look back on this, you'll be way happier if you said something.
19:57I didn't have this perfect childhood.
19:59I think he tried his best, but I just didn't take it like that.
20:04And look, he was an alcoholic.
20:07You know, that's how I remember a lot of interactions with my dad and seeing that as a little girl,
20:13that was hard.
20:14And I just stepped away and I didn't really want to have anything to do with him.
20:20I had no idea that he, like, loved me so much, you know?
20:26Oh, look at these.
20:29Daddy's girl.
20:30I feel like I look a lot like him.
20:32This is so sweet.
20:34He kept his little gloves.
20:36I never thought he was the type to keep something like this.
20:38The last year we tried, like, and there just wasn't enough time.
20:44And it was too late.
20:46We all make mistakes.
20:48The fact that he tried and I didn't let him in in time is really heartbreaking.
20:55Because when I was ready, it was too late.
21:03I missed, like, so many opportunities to have him know my kids.
21:08Like, he was just so happy that my auntie also said that was one of the highlights of his life.
21:14And you can literally say that.
21:17Oh, thank you for being here for me.
21:20Your blood will always be there for you no matter what.
21:23Not even your husband or your boyfriend or anyone like that.
21:26Like, they can come and go, too.
21:27It doesn't matter if you have a kiss together, clearly.
21:30But your parents will always be your parents.
21:32And I would like to tell him I forgive him.
21:34And I would like to tell him that I understand and I'm a parent now.
21:38You need to forgive.
21:39You need to forgive your parents if you have any issues with your parents.
21:43Don't hold grudges.
21:44Life is short.
21:46I just wish I had more time with my dad.
21:54Ice cream.
21:56Ice cream.
21:56Way to check out this place.
21:59Welcome.
22:00Welcome.
22:01Come on in.
22:02My name is Java Chip.
22:04Go ahead and come up with your own ice cream name.
22:06Mama, who's your name?
22:09What are we going to be?
22:10We're going to name her Dirigeant because that's someone in Haiti.
22:14Okay.
22:14They're very like, do this and do that.
22:16Dirigeant because she likes to dictate.
22:19All right.
22:20I brought my mom here from Haiti.
22:23And in the Haitian culture, it's very important to support your parents.
22:26So I make sure that she stay with me.
22:28Everything is paid for.
22:29I'm the nutcracker.
22:31The nutcracker.
22:33Go ahead, nutcracker.
22:34My mom doesn't understand what that means, so it's perfect.
22:36You know, I'm just grateful she helped with the children so I can bring the ching ching back
22:42home.
22:42All right.
22:43Let's go.
22:45Chocolate.
22:51Well, you can try new things.
22:54Wow.
22:55There must be monkeys somewhere.
22:57This is way too many bananas, right?
22:59Yeah.
23:00Which bananas do you like?
23:01Chocolate.
23:02Whoa, look.
23:04It's an elk wing.
23:05Yeah.
23:06First one.
23:07Come on?
23:09No.
23:10She doesn't want this one.
23:11Sorry.
23:12She's like, chocolate all day.
23:13Chocolate, chocolate.
23:14It's ice cream.
23:15This is for you.
23:17Whoa.
23:17This is not for me.
23:19You want some?
23:19It's not for you?
23:20Which one are you looking for?
23:22A chocolate.
23:23We're going to have chocolate soon, Tati.
23:25Can we order ice cream while we're sitting?
23:27We want a cup or a cup?
23:28Come tell her what you like.
23:30I want chocolate.
23:32What do you say, Summer?
23:35Okay.
23:37Yeah.
23:38Oh, my God.
23:40Anyway, so what about Papa?
23:43I understand.
23:44You did everything you could to make sure that my father is okay, and he's coming from
23:49Haiti, so I'm making a plan to see if I can pick him up from the airport.
23:54Yeah, because Papa, de toute façon, quelque chose de sale fort et pas poli.
24:07I don't know, Mama.
24:23After 10 years of not speaking to my dad, he started reaching out to him.
24:27I've been on my own since I was 15, get kicked out on the street with a black belt in
24:34the rain.
24:34Haitian parents, they believe that once you start taking photos with something a little
24:39bit skanky, bikinis, now you're a porn star, you know?
24:42A few years later, went back with my stepmother.
24:45Bottom line, she called him, told him, hey, I don't want her here anymore.
24:49I'm going to kick her out.
24:50And he didn't even say anything.
24:51He just said, kick her out.
24:52I'm trying here, you know, to forgive him and move past it, but it's still hard now.
24:57Yeah, papasi, papapoli, yeah.
24:59So my dad also want him to be involved in Shumar's life.
25:03He doesn't know anything about Shumar.
25:05He knows a little bit about this one because I started to reconnect with him.
25:08Shumar barely knows my dad, and I think, beside all the differences I have with my dad, I
25:14feel like it's important for my kids to know him, especially seeing Lisa, who didn't have
25:20much of a relationship with her dad, and her dad recently passed away, getting back together.
25:24That's all that matters.
25:29The sugar is working.
25:31Oh, my God.
25:33You want to go with mommy?
25:36Oh, my God.
25:38Oh, my God.
25:38Oh, my God.
25:44Mommy's teeth is coming out.
25:47Coming up.
25:48You've been talking sh** behind my back all summer.
25:50Come on.
25:51And make up.
25:51What about?
25:52You're talking badly about the group.
25:54I'm a hyena, and I'm proud to be.
25:56I'm calling you out.
25:58What are you going to do?
25:59Talk to me?
26:04What?
26:11Hi, beautiful.
26:13Oh, my goodness.
26:13Look at you.
26:14Oh, Kelina, you too.
26:15Oh, my goodness.
26:16You look beautiful.
26:17Oh, my goodness.
26:18What do you think?
26:19Love it.
26:20Couldn't be more perfect.
26:21Hi.
26:22How are you doing?
26:22This is Marisol's brother.
26:24Oh, hi.
26:25How are you?
26:25Nice to meet you.
26:26And his son Hunter.
26:27Hi.
26:28I like your earrings.
26:29Really pretty.
26:29This is a gift from Todd.
26:31You know, he does have good taste.
26:32Oh, they got a lot of bling.
26:33Yeah.
26:35Yeah, I love these.
26:41Hi, baby.
26:42Good to you.
26:43Good.
26:44Hi, guys.
26:44This is Marisol.
26:46This is Hunter and Tom.
26:48This is Marisol's family.
26:50Oh, my God.
26:50Why didn't Marisol get the height?
26:53She needed the height.
26:54They're like the tall people.
26:56I feel like I haven't seen you.
26:57I know.
26:58How was your trip?
26:59So good.
27:01What's going on with you and Todd?
27:03Things better?
27:04Worse?
27:05I mean, last week, I had like a breakdown.
27:07You guys have to help me.
27:10You're not doing it.
27:11I can't go back to this guy.
27:12He's a f***ing monster.
27:16You know, I'm like in an emotional limbo.
27:18And then, you know, that 30-day notice.
27:20That's so crazy.
27:21You have to make a decision, no?
27:23Does it mean you have to make a decision?
27:24I mean, he kind of does.
27:26You know, like the ball's really more like on his court.
27:28Is Alexia losing her memory?
27:31Todd is not that great.
27:32And I don't think I could be waiting for my husband to tell me if we're staying together
27:38or breaking up.
27:38To me, that's a deal breaker in itself.
27:41You let this guy control your heart like it's dangerous.
27:46I got so many stairs.
27:48Should have worn tennis shoes.
27:50Where's this party?
27:51How come I don't hear any noise?
27:52Hi.
27:53Hey, babe.
27:54Oh, I'm so happy you were white.
27:55Kiki were white?
27:56Of course.
27:57Did you love to piss off Marisol?
27:59Wait, is everybody wearing white?
28:03Do I get a kid?
28:06Hi, babe.
28:08Guys, my heels hurt.
28:10We should go sit down.
28:11My dress is kind of tight.
28:12Do you have a Jessica rabbit vibe?
28:14Do we have anybody else coming besides Marisol?
28:17Gertie.
28:17Oh.
28:18Speaking of Gertie, she feels like Julia is brainwashing you guys.
28:22Oh, is she that threatened on me?
28:26I'm here to party, honey.
28:27Oh, look at me.
28:28All right.
28:28Hi, guys.
28:29Hi.
28:29Beautiful.
28:30You look gorgeous.
28:30You look amazing.
28:31Hey, boo.
28:32I want to.
28:34Hi, I know that.
28:37I'm just like a friend I used to know.
28:38How are you?
28:39Oh.
28:40So do you.
28:42Oh, honey.
28:43Julia, she's been playing Betty Boop.
28:45Oh, oh, oh, guys.
28:46Oh, oh, oh.
28:47Kiss, kiss.
28:48Oh, doo, doo, doo, doo.
28:48And I am watching and I am ready.
28:50What are you drinking?
28:51White wine?
28:51Yes.
28:52Get a drink.
28:52Come sit.
28:53Hi.
28:53How are you?
28:54Thank you for joining us.
28:55Can you make something like a cucumber vodka and no tipping jar?
28:59Thank God.
29:00Oh, God.
29:07It's a family dinner.
29:09I'm starving.
29:11I feel like I look expensive.
29:13You are.
29:13Tell mommy she looks pretty.
29:15You need a parent.
29:17People wake up with a lot of different things.
29:20We're dudes.
29:22My clothes are on the floor.
29:23I woke up with a stye.
29:25I'm looking at you.
29:26It's hard.
29:26More blurry?
29:27Perfect.
29:28Perfect.
29:32Can we just keep that whole platter next to us?
29:34Well, Marisol is going to get here.
29:35There's no more food.
29:36How are you?
29:37Hi.
29:38Good.
29:38How are you?
29:38Good.
29:39Is Marisol almost here?
29:41I think so.
29:42Boy, it's hard to see with the patch.
29:44I mean, it's the stye.
29:46You know what, guys?
29:47Marisol and Steve are here.
29:48We have to hide tonight.
29:49I don't know.
29:49I see a lot of people.
29:54I see a lot of people.
29:56I see a lot of people.
29:59Oh, nice.
30:00Oh, my God.
30:02Oh, my God.
30:04Did you know?
30:05I did not at all.
30:06Wait, she had one eye.
30:07She's a pirate.
30:07She looks like a pirate.
30:09What happened to your eyes, Marisol?
30:11What did Steve do to you last night?
30:14Is it Halloween already?
30:16I didn't realize it was a costume party.
30:19I have a star.
30:20I thought I was just going to dinner.
30:21I look like a schlub.
30:23Hi.
30:24How's it going?
30:25Everybody was so quiet today.
30:28Alexia nailed the guest list, and I'm really happy about the fact that she forgot somebody's
30:33phone number.
30:34Her name starts with an A.
30:36We can hug like this.
30:38Ooh, you're not laughing.
30:39Ooh.
30:40By the way, are we going to call me Mommy?
30:44We can do stepmommy.
30:46Stepmommy?
30:47Just call her Ma.
30:49Ma?
30:50Ma.
30:50That sounds like a fat old hillbilly.
30:52How do you feel to be married?
30:54When I woke up this morning, you know, Steve always wakes up and gives me kisses every morning.
30:58And this morning, he goes, I love you, wifey.
31:01And I was like, oh!
31:04Oh, I'm booming, my boomers.
31:06Welcome home, wifey.
31:10I like the pirate look, though.
31:12Does it feel like dad?
31:13I feel like I'm channeling dad.
31:15Well, you always said he sounded like a pirate, too.
31:17He did.
31:18He had the same growly voice like you.
31:19My cousins always tell me, you're married, your father.
31:22He looks like him.
31:23He sounds like him.
31:24I don't think Steve looks like dad, do you?
31:26Not nearly as mean as dad was, that's for sure.
31:28Oh, my God.
31:32I gotta go.
31:33Everyone eat up.
31:33Do your thing, do your thing.
31:34This should be your new look, honey.
31:36I have an all-new respect for people who have lost an eye.
31:38It's very constricting.
31:40I want to hear about Milan.
31:41Oh, my God.
31:43So we get there.
31:44We were having a conversation about my ex, and I said, I don't want blogs to say that my friend
31:49is hanging out with my ex and he's publicly bashing me.
31:51That doesn't make me feel good.
31:52You're trying to move on from this relationship.
31:54Exactly.
31:55And it doesn't help when your friends keep it there.
31:58Like, no offense, but, like, Lisa's my friend.
32:01So if you guys break up, I'll never speak to you again.
32:04My loyalty is to Lisa.
32:06So apparently that really bothered him.
32:09Fast forward, Lisa and I, we started to get along.
32:12She's like, you know, you're right.
32:13I'm going to unfollow your ex.
32:14I'm going to do everything right.
32:16I'm sorry.
32:16Oh, that's good.
32:16That's good.
32:17We made progress.
32:18Good.
32:19But the last night of Milan, Jody gets so crazy.
32:23He doesn't want us to talk anymore, yelling over us.
32:26Oh, boy.
32:26Why?
32:27How big were his eyeballs?
32:28I'm going to show you a photo.
32:29Oh, God.
32:29Oh, you're getting medical with the eyeballs.
32:32Some people suffer from that disease that their eyeballs come out.
32:36Okay, the thyroid, the thyroid.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:40Zoom.
32:42Why was he?
32:44I wish I didn't see that.
32:45Oh, my God.
32:54He gets so crazy.
32:56He doesn't want us to talk anymore, yelling over us.
32:59What?
32:59How big were his eyeballs?
33:00I'm going to show you a photo.
33:01Oh, my God.
33:03Zoom.
33:03Zoom.
33:04I've seen Jody's eyes looking crazy before, but this was a special crazy lie.
33:10Why was he?
33:12Oh, my God.
33:13Jody's eyes look big, but, you know, I've never even noticed what his eyes look on the rag.
33:18Girl, those are Jody's eyes.
33:21That's his look.
33:22He looks completely normal.
33:24That could have been a flash issue.
33:25Sometimes, like, the flash in the camera blinds your eye, and you're like, oh.
33:29I took Lisa aside, and I said, look, I love you, and I want to make amends with you.
33:34I was like, he's using you.
33:35He's not good for you.
33:36And she's like, I love him.
33:37I love him.
33:38And I was like, he's controlling.
33:39Honestly, I'm concerned about her because I think he wants her money.
33:45Her dad's money.
33:47She will never get on a call these days, a business call, without him on the phone.
33:51Yeah, do you remember that deal?
33:52Like, what's happening?
33:53Did you keep me copied on it?
33:55Yeah, you're always copying on it.
33:57Remember I told you, hold, and you said, no, I want to send this?
34:01Um.
34:02And then what you sent?
34:04It was strange.
34:05Add some mirrors.
34:06Keep everything straight.
34:08Don't let anything drop.
34:10Yeah.
34:12So he's like, he's playing manager.
34:14That's, that's scary.
34:15So he's a little bigger.
34:17How did you and Lisa end it?
34:18What happened?
34:19Did you fly on the same flight?
34:20Did you say goodbye?
34:21I left.
34:21Oh, okay.
34:22Did you invite her tonight?
34:24Lisa's falling across her way, so Lisa's in Canada.
34:27Yeah, yeah.
34:28Wait, can we switch sides?
34:30Because I can't see Larsa out of my eye.
34:32I don't like the Larsa pick this time to talk about Lisa and Jody.
34:36Julia!
34:37While Lisa is grieving her father's death.
34:40So I was texting with Lisa earlier, and she said to me, you know, it's complicated with
34:47family when someone dies, everyone has certain feelings.
34:50Do you know how close she was to her dad?
34:52I don't know.
34:53They just made up.
34:53They just made up.
34:54They just made up.
34:55And the kids went, and it was nice.
34:57So she holds a lot of guilt.
34:58So, you know, she's going through a lot.
35:00Marisol, congratulations.
35:02Marisol, congratulations on your wedding!
35:05That's how we celebrate, Marisol.
35:07We love you, Marisol.
35:10Oh, my God.
35:11Give it.
35:12Give it.
35:13Oh, my God.
35:14Marisol!
35:17Congratulations.
35:18Nothing.
35:19You were just like we needed to celebrate.
35:21That came out of nowhere.
35:22I was like, whoa.
35:23Congratulations, Marisol and Marisol.
35:28Am I crazy because they call me too much, yet Julia is the most extra of us all.
35:34Hello.
35:35Can I please have tequila blanco?
35:37Oh, my God.
35:38Julia.
35:39She's got a problem with me.
35:40My friend.
35:41My friend.
35:41Oh, my God.
35:42I'm in the middle of you.
35:43Kiss.
35:43Kiss.
35:44Oh, my God.
35:44I'm like watching you kiss.
35:46I don't understand.
35:46I want to talk to her.
35:48I think that's the best thing.
35:50Julia.
35:50I was like in the middle of them kissing.
35:55Julia, I think you two really should talk.
35:57We can definitely talk.
35:58I don't know about that.
35:59Do you want to do this with a group or you want to have...
36:01Hey, you're not going to be producing, okay?
36:03You're not identifying anything and you're not...
36:05How many of those are you high?
36:06I am not.
36:07We're not talking then.
36:08You're screaming.
36:09You're like a hyena.
36:10I'm a hyena.
36:11This is not the farm.
36:12Oh, I have a farm.
36:13Okay, come on.
36:14You've been talking behind my back all summer.
36:16Talk and make up and look at her.
36:18You're an animal.
36:19This is not the animal farm.
36:21You're disgusting.
36:22What the hell?
36:23My mother will be mortified.
36:25Tell them, act like ladies.
36:27I'm so sorry.
36:27Look at this.
36:28What happened?
36:29I'm sorry.
36:29You went my sweep in my jacuzzi, okay?
36:31Talking badly about Alexia.
36:33Talking badly about the group.
36:35What is happening?
36:35I am a hyena and I'm proud to be.
36:37So, go sit down.
36:38Go sit down, hyena.
36:38Go sit down, okay?
36:39What are you going to do?
36:40Touch me?
36:41Never in my life.
36:42Yes, go sit down and be a human.
36:44Good Lord.
36:44I don't...
36:45Jesus Christ.
36:47Cocktail, please.
36:48Go sit down.
36:48Really?
36:48Yeah, find your words.
36:50Find your words.
36:51Don't speak on me.
36:52Don't speak on me.
36:52You've been sitting from over there.
36:54You're disgusting.
36:55I'm going to shoot her.
36:56Disgusting.
36:57All right, all right.
36:58Listen, can you just please just sit down?
37:00Can you stop?
37:02Can we sit?
37:03Can you sit for me?
37:04That don't even know what's going on.
37:04And just tell us how this all started.
37:06All right, you sit down.
37:07And do me a favor.
37:08Do me a favor.
37:09Excuse me.
37:10She spent all summer talking to everybody else but me.
37:13It's just ridiculous.
37:15Why would I want to talk to you?
37:15You're so self-centered.
37:16I took you on the boat because you wanted to go.
37:19I just left the boat.
37:20You're the one who freaking called me.
37:22What happened?
37:23I'm on the boat.
37:23What?
37:24Sit your ass down.
37:25Girl, bye.
37:26Freaking all you.
37:26Don't go somebody else like that.
37:27Sit your ass down.
37:29Sit your ass down.
37:30You're fine.
37:30Sit your ass down.
37:31The performance is over.
37:32This is not an opera show.
37:33Stop.
37:34We were all invited, actually, in one cruise.
37:36There were three itineraries.
37:38I chose itinerary one.
37:39She couldn't make it.
37:40It was myself, Russell.
37:42We were on this cruise.
37:43Had the most amazing time.
37:44We get off the cruise.
37:45I get a phone call.
37:46Julia is hysterical.
37:48Gertie, oh, my God.
37:49Martina cannot make it.
37:50Please, Gertie, come be with me.
37:52And I'm like, I just got home.
37:53I'm, like, literally unpacking.
37:55I'm with Russell.
37:55What's wrong?
37:56She's literally hysterical.
37:58Good friend that I am, Julia, what's wrong with Martina?
38:02She does not want me to know.
38:04She says, I will tell you on the ship, manipulate her.
38:08And I say, OK, I'm going to go on the ship.
38:10I'm going to go.
38:11Girl, this woman is scary.
38:12I literally repack.
38:13I'm telling you, she is psychopath scary.
38:17Be quiet.
38:18Don't you tell this psychopaths.
38:20Oh, shit.
38:21I'm a liar.
38:22Martina had a chance to do this.
38:23Oh, my God.
38:24You're a liar.
38:24They're going to kick us out.
38:26You're such a liar.
38:27You're crazy.
38:34I get a phone call.
38:35Julia is hysterical.
38:37Gertie, oh, my God.
38:38Martina cannot make it.
38:39Please, Gertie, come be with me.
38:41Girl, this woman is scary.
38:42I literally repacked.
38:43I'm telling you, she is psychopath scary.
38:46Be quiet.
38:47Psychopath.
38:47Don't you tell me psychopaths.
38:49You're not a liar.
38:51Martina had a cancer situation.
38:53You're a liar.
38:54There he goes now.
38:55You are such a liar.
38:56That's crazy.
38:57You are a liar.
38:58Martina had a bio.
38:59I told you this on the phone.
39:00You're a liar.
39:01You're doing everything for your social media.
39:04Liar.
39:04Social media?
39:05What are you causing this to do?
39:06Because you never asked.
39:08You came.
39:08No.
39:08You used me.
39:09You completely used me.
39:10I never asked you to go.
39:12She's crazy.
39:13She's crazy.
39:13Guys.
39:13You wasn't there.
39:14Julia, go.
39:15Oh, my God.
39:16Guys, this is such a lie.
39:18This is theatrical.
39:19Who's the?
39:20No, I'm not doing that with her.
39:21I'm not doing anything.
39:21I will never.
39:22Alexia.
39:23Excuse me.
39:23I'm not.
39:23Stop.
39:24Don't pull me away, because I'm not that person.
39:26All she wanted was to promote herself.
39:28She wanted to be invited to very special events, because Captain Sandy was there.
39:34Oh, Captain Sandy, who we were just hanging out with the night before?
39:37No, something's wrong, I'm telling you.
39:39Julia, you can't throw things at her.
39:41And I felt kind of, like, humiliated in the sense of, like, why couldn't I go when I met
39:45the person who was hosting it?
39:46Never once she asked me, how is Martina feeling?
39:49To me, it's very clear.
39:50Gertie was there for Gertie.
39:52I'm going to continue this story.
39:53I just don't like this throwing.
39:55I don't like this.
39:56Low class, lowest class, no class.
39:59Let's get back to the problem at hand.
40:01Martina is the issue.
40:02Martina has an issue.
40:03She gets on the boat and leaves Martina.
40:04That's the f***ing issue.
40:06And you're trying to, like, spin it all around.
40:08Don't you get involved in my family.
40:10Well, you made me involved when you invited me on the ship to be with you because of Martina.
40:14I never invited you.
40:14That makes sense.
40:15That makes sense.
40:15Just the same way that you get a facelift while Martina was in New York getting chemo.
40:20Don't deflect.
40:21Okay?
40:21I'm not deflecting.
40:22You need to look at yourself and really realize what you're doing.
40:25All you got to do is say, Gertie, I have a problem with you.
40:27You waited almost a year.
40:30A year.
40:30And all of a sudden, a couple weeks ago.
40:32I did not wait.
40:33I just didn't want to have anything to do with you.
40:36Gertie.
40:38Monday.
40:39I'm just a lot, honey.
40:41Okay?
40:42I drive.
40:43Marisol, I love you.
40:44Thanks for coming.
40:45I appreciate it.
40:46If I get water thrown to my face, I will say my point and leave.
40:51I wouldn't just sit there and be like, bring it on.
40:53I came in dry.
40:55I leave all wet.
40:57Thank you very much.
40:59I'm leaving.
41:00Who knows what's next?
41:01I don't know if it's going to be a bottle of champagne.
41:03I don't know.
41:04Imagine.
41:05We're not going to fix this problem tonight.
41:07This is crazy.
41:08But I want to say something.
41:09We're here for Marisol.
41:10Oh, thanks.
41:12Were we?
41:13I feel like I'm the pawn of a sorority haze.
41:15So you know what?
41:17Kudos, Julia.
41:18You just made the Mean Girls sorority.
41:22Steve, Boo Bear, come.
41:24Oh.
41:25Everybody.
41:26This has been such a magical evening.
41:28What can I say?
41:30Memorable.
41:31It'll be memorable.
41:32Yes.
41:33How lucky am I?
41:37No, no, no, no, no.
41:39It's okay.
41:40How can a friend say those things to me?
41:44I feel embarrassed in front of Marisol
41:46for allowing Gertie to get the best of me.
41:49I just wanted her to stop.
41:51My whole family came.
41:52I didn't get to talk to anybody,
41:54and they had to deal with this for her.
41:55My life is so normal compared to all this.
41:58Kiki left and she said,
41:59get together for her, okay?
42:02What is the pebble?
42:05Next time on The Real Housewives of Miami,
42:07you must really love me if you're flying with me
42:09to go get pebbles.
42:10When I met Stephanie, it was love at first sight.
42:13I grew up on a farm.
42:14I had to put my finger in the chicken's butt
42:16to see if there was eggs in there.
42:17Oh, my God.
42:18This big woman standing over you is upsetting.
42:21This is like a trigger hunt.
42:23Hey, hey, hey.
42:24Martina would never say
42:25that a baby shower is boring again.
42:27You were talking about Lisa.
42:29I put my dad in the ground.
42:31This is f***.
42:32This is f***.
42:33This is f***.
42:34This is f***.
42:35This is f***.
42:35This is f***.
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