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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S12E03
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00:07Oh, look at this, Miss.
00:09Ah!
00:13Jan and I are in the same drag family.
00:15Five New York girls!
00:16Five New York girls!
00:18The other queens should be shook because New York City is here to represent.
00:21We are the best queens in the world, but I'm the one to be.
00:27Did y'all miss y'all's flight?
00:29Because y'all got here awfully late.
00:30We got here just on time.
00:33So how are you ladies doing?
00:34Blessed and highly flavored.
00:35Fat and fabulous.
00:36She's being shy.
00:37This bitch won the first episode.
00:41So who was the top two?
00:42Myself, Sherry Pie.
00:44Did you guys also have a top two?
00:45It was me and Gigi.
00:46So what is like y'all's specialty?
00:49Name something.
00:50She does it all.
00:51Okay.
00:52Did y'all run into any personal issues already?
00:55Have you guys fought at all?
00:58I think that we should switch it up.
00:59Well first we gotta get out here first.
01:01That's the way it is.
01:01Don't, don't, don't you wish.
01:03You still mad at us?
01:04These bitches.
01:07No.
01:07No.
01:08No.
01:08So you already had a fight?
01:10It was not a fight.
01:11It was not a fight.
01:12Who was the fight between?
01:13Our top two.
01:14The winner.
01:15Oh.
01:17I enjoy when bitches tell me what their weaknesses are.
01:21It was, it was like a slight disagreement.
01:23With the pressure of getting ready for like the group number.
01:26We just met the bitches and they're already starting to complain.
01:28But you're supposed to show your strongest assets and they kinda like crackle in front
01:32of us and we're just like eating popcorns like, feel the tea bitch.
01:35Tell us.
01:35Tell us.
01:36I had one idea where I thought the team should've went and this bitch being a musical theater,
01:41the two worlds didn't meet.
01:42But see, me and Gigi like each other, we didn't fight.
01:45Our team, we've been through some shit but we're not gonna air that out in front of the
01:48other girls.
01:49Like no shade, this is a really talented group of people right here.
01:52We've kind of already decided that we're the top seven though.
01:54Yeah.
01:54And what comes after the top seven, but the top six.
01:57Yes!
02:00Team talent!
02:01What's up?
02:02Team talent!
02:04Alright bitches, let's get out of charge.
02:06Exactly, yeah.
02:07Let me take this hair off first though.
02:08I'm gonna take this hair off and then she's gonna...
02:10We're gonna have to put them down.
02:12It's not gonna be as easy as they fought.
02:13Don't worry, be mine.
02:14We were number one.
02:14They're number two.
02:15Hello.
02:16What do you think of those girls?
02:17Do you know any of them?
02:18I don't know anybody.
02:19We're sending them home though.
02:22Team talent my ass.
02:26The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics
02:31and a cash prize of $100,000.
02:34With our extra special guest judge, Olivia Munn.
02:50It is a brand new day and we have a new challenge coming our way.
02:53It feels nice to be together as a group for the first time.
02:57It's all lovely.
02:58But it's a competition still.
03:00These bitches gotta go home so I can win.
03:02Woo!
03:03Woo!
03:04Woo!
03:05She's all ready to have her.
03:07Hey, squirrel friends.
03:09Hi!
03:10Are you tone deaf?
03:12Do you have two left feet?
03:13Do you suffer from an over-inflated sense of self?
03:18Well, charisma and uniqueness can only take you so far.
03:21But it do take nerve to show America that you ain't got talent.
03:28Oh!
03:31Hello, hello, hello!
03:33Hi!
03:36I want to welcome all of you to RuPaul's Drag Race 2020.
03:43Now, so far, you've all been safe from elimination.
03:46But that's about to change.
03:49Because starting this week, two of you will lip sync for your life
03:54and one of you will sashay away.
03:56Okay.
03:57So, let's get down to business.
04:00Yes.
04:00And by business, I mean, you know.
04:05Oh, pit crew!
04:11Well, I guess it pays to advertise.
04:15Now, ladies, for today's mini-challenge, it's time for a queer peer assessment.
04:21Widow Von Du and Jada Essence Hall, please step forward.
04:25You each won your premiere episodes.
04:28Now, based on your first impressions,
04:31I want you to line up the queens you've just met from top to bottom.
04:37From who you think is your strongest competitor to your weakest competitor.
04:45Shady.
04:46Boo.
04:46Shady Boo.
04:48Ladies, it's not personal, it's just drag.
04:52Let's start with Widow.
04:53Line them up.
04:55Miss Sherry.
04:58Could your horse move down, please?
05:00There you go.
05:02Come with me.
05:05Okay.
05:07Shady, Shady.
05:18Yeah, that's about right.
05:19Okay.
05:22So, you think your toughest competition is Sherry Pie.
05:25And you think Aiden Zane is your weakest competition.
05:28Yes.
05:31Whatever.
05:33Honestly, I'm unbothered.
05:37Jada, now it's your turn to line them up.
05:39I've watched Shown TV for a long time.
05:44Here.
05:45Because I heard she was doing her stuff.
05:49Had to grab Miss Britta.
05:51Me too.
05:52Right here.
05:54Miss Nikki.
05:56Zuh.
05:58Zuh.
06:00Zuh.
06:01Zuh.
06:02Zuh.
06:02Zuh.
06:02Zuh.
06:03Zuh.
06:03There we go.
06:04Done.
06:08So, you think that Gigi Good is your biggest competition.
06:12Of course.
06:12She was one of the top two, so why not?
06:14And Heidi in Closet is your weakest competition.
06:18Um, just based off first impressions.
06:19Well, Heidi, what do you say to that?
06:22Fuck all them bitches.
06:24Jada's been here all of ten seconds, and she's put me down in front of Rue.
06:28Bitch, please.
06:29Now this week, the four team captains will be...
06:33Widow and Jada.
06:36And the two queens they put in the bottom.
06:41Aiden and Heidi.
06:44Losing is the new winning.
06:46Oh, bitch.
06:47Surprise, surprise.
06:48Jada just did me a favor.
06:50I am now leader of my own group, and we gonna show her up.
06:53Now, ladies, there are so many competition shows that celebrate super talented people.
06:59But, starting today, there's a new TV show for people with a zero talent.
07:06For this week's Maxi Challenge, you'll be improv-ing your way through a little show we like to call the
07:12world's worst.
07:15Yeah!
07:15Working in four teams, you'll play wannabe performers with big dreams, outrageous backstories, but a new talent whatsoever.
07:25And you need to make us laugh.
07:28Hashtag Drag Race.
07:30It's so hard for me to be the worst, but it's gonna be pretty easy for some of them.
07:34All right, now team captains, it's time to pick your team, starting with Aiden Zane.
07:38I am going to pick...
07:41Sherry.
07:42Heidi, your turn to pick.
07:44Jackie.
07:45Okay.
07:46Widow.
07:47Nicky, Nicky, Nicky.
07:50Jada, you're up.
07:51Jan, I have to say cards.
07:53Aiden.
07:54I'm gonna have to pick Britta.
07:57All right, Heidi.
07:59I'm gonna pick my girl, Gigi.
08:00Good morning, Miss Good.
08:01Okay, good morning.
08:02Hi.
08:03The Widow Von Doom.
08:04You know I gotta go with my Missouri sister.
08:06Come on, Miss Crystal, meth bitch.
08:09Jada.
08:11I'm gonna have to chew my Thestalia.
08:17Who's laughing?
08:19Just me and her.
08:21Okay, Rockham, since no one picked you, you get to pick the team you'd like to join.
08:27Well, I'm gonna pick my premier sisters over here with Miss Jada.
08:34Oh, I love her.
08:35Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best worst woman win.
08:43Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see.
08:45Let's see, let's see, let's see.
08:46I'm excited to do improv because I like to think of myself as somebody who is a bit of a
08:50character and I need to show these bitches that I'm not the weakest.
08:54Teams, three girls, one brain. You all have to respond together the entire time.
08:58Oh, that's so interesting.
09:01Wow, that's funny.
09:02Because of the fact that we're supposed to be terrible, I don't feel like we have to actually be in
09:06sync.
09:08Like, Sherry starts to say something and then I'm like, kind of trying to follow along, you know what I
09:13mean?
09:13I don't trust Aiden in leading a group. She comes across as shy and kind of aloof.
09:20So should we say this all together right now to like just the talent part?
09:26We are three girls.
09:31Two, two clap. Yes.
09:33I don't think she's ever done improv or any character work before so she's like a lost little puppy, God
09:38bless her soul.
09:39We all speak at the same time.
09:44Because we share the same.
09:46I think we got to pick up this load and we got to put it on our back and we
09:49got to carry it to the finish line.
09:54Coming up, these girls.
09:56Some of them are a little bit fake and they're not who they say they are.
09:59I want to expose them for exactly who they are.
10:03Work.
10:10Fruity Patootie. People called me that a lot growing up. I'm here for it.
10:14This week's Maxi Challenge is an improv challenge called The World's Worst.
10:18This is basically a reality competition show about girls who have no talent.
10:22And we'll create a poetic masterpiece.
10:27It's kind of like a reality show within a reality show, like a turducken of reality shows.
10:33You know what I'm saying?
10:35It's really meta.
10:37First, what we need to do is figure out like which characters people feel like would be their strength.
10:41I can do the grapes.
10:41Our group will be playing fruits who are LGBTQ activists.
10:46It's the ambitious role which I feel like I can be like, yeah, we're gonna do it you guys!
10:51Yeah!
10:52And then we have the bad apple.
10:54Ooh, the former member of the Fruity Patooties and was kicked out and replaced by broccoli.
10:58I think I like the bad apple role.
11:00I like the bad apple role too though.
11:03I feel like I would be able to really just like ham it up.
11:07But it's up to you.
11:08Okay, I'll take the bad apple role then just because I know that's like really like something I know I
11:13like to tell you.
11:14Okay, I feel really good about this.
11:18The Del Rio triplets.
11:20Oh, we're approaching 80.
11:22Oh, so we're gonna be all alone.
11:23Okay, fine.
11:24I have a lot of improv background.
11:26I think I'll be able to lead the group to make sure that we don't get too off track.
11:30Let's back it up real quick.
11:31Yeah, yeah.
11:32Have either of you guys ever done improv?
11:34I have.
11:34In school.
11:35Yeah, me too.
11:35Okay, do you remember what the first rule of improv is?
11:37Always say yes and.
11:39Yes and.
11:40Never say no to anything.
11:40So that means we'll never shut each other down on stage.
11:42Yes and.
11:44You don't say that.
11:47Jayna kind of got me in my head when she believes that I am the weakest link.
11:51I always think about the body first.
11:52Walk with me girls.
11:53Okay.
11:53But luckily my team that I picked is helping me get through that.
11:56Real plans on the you know what.
11:59It's been forever since anyone seen your new new what.
12:03Yeah, yeah.
12:04So I feel like this is gonna be right up my avenue.
12:06Avenue.
12:07Bitch, I live on an avenue.
12:09Why can't I say the word?
12:12It's like.
12:14Our team is made up of three Squirrel Scouts.
12:16Squirrel Scout A, the smart one.
12:18Squirrel Scout B, the sexy one.
12:19And Squirrel Scout C, I'm the drunk one.
12:21Get go.
12:21I think we should try to not go predictable.
12:24Mm-hmm.
12:25So like what do you think?
12:26I say we play to our strikes.
12:28But we just.
12:28So you would be the drunk?
12:29I would be the sexy?
12:31I love I said we play to our strikes.
12:34I'll be drunk.
12:35I'll be drunk, yeah.
12:35Sure, you can be drunk.
12:36Oh yes.
12:36All right.
12:36Oh my god.
12:38This butter is so delicious.
12:40All right, I'm the sexy one.
12:42Okay.
12:44I'm not happy with the role that I got because being a Luke Queen and being the sexy one is
12:48kind of like predictable.
12:49I should have been the drunk Scout.
12:52Hey Squirrel Friends.
12:54Hi.
12:57Hi kids.
12:58Hi.
12:59Widow.
12:59Yes.
13:00Why did you put Aiden as the weakest link?
13:03Well, when we all got to meet each other out of everybody, she was the one that didn't
13:06give us enough like who she is, what she does.
13:09Yeah.
13:09And if you don't have confidence, bitch, then you sound weak.
13:11I see.
13:13Work.
13:14Now Crystal Method.
13:16Kind of wacky, aren't you?
13:17A little bit.
13:18And you know you have the hair of Elle DeBarge?
13:21I don't know who that is.
13:22No.
13:22He was in the group DeBarge and they sing a song.
13:31So now this is an improv challenge.
13:33Anybody do improv before?
13:35I've done it in my language.
13:36I host a lot of shows.
13:37Yeah.
13:38And sometimes you're improv-ing when you're hosting shows because you never know what's
13:41going to happen in the crowd.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Well, this though has more of an outline.
13:45Even though it seems unstructured, it is structured.
13:47You've got to infuse your character with behavior.
13:50You have to know where you come from.
13:51So whatever happens, you've got something for it.
13:54I think of all the threesomes, you're kind of the oddest one.
13:57I would never picture you three together.
14:00And odd's where it's at.
14:00Odd is where it's at.
14:02I like that.
14:03Well, I can't wait to see what you do with it.
14:12I can't wait to see you out there.
14:16Heidi N. Closet.
14:18You know that's a terrible name, right?
14:19It is.
14:20It's terrible.
14:21It's awful.
14:21I can technically tell you why.
14:23Because, Heidi.
14:24Then you have to reshape your mouth to say N.
14:27And then closet.
14:28It's not very satisfying.
14:29Heidi, fine.
14:30Heidi ho.
14:31Heidi goodbye.
14:32Yeah.
14:33She has to change my name to Heidi who.
14:35Heidi ho.
14:37Heidi doody.
14:37Heidi don't call me late for lunch.
14:39If that's what it takes to get to the end, a bitch might just change her name.
14:43So now, you strike me as someone who's done improv before.
14:47I love improv.
14:48Tell me about improv.
14:49What's the key to improv?
14:51The first rule, girls.
14:52We said it earlier.
14:53We say, yes and.
14:56Great.
14:56I taught them well.
14:57Perfect.
14:58Have any of you done improv before?
15:00She's improv'd in the band room before.
15:02Oh, my God.
15:03You are a character.
15:04You are a character.
15:06That's how they know.
15:07Just say it one more time so they heard.
15:08Yeah.
15:08They heard me.
15:09So that's your job to now hone that and shape it into something for this challenge.
15:14All right.
15:15I can't wait to see you out there.
15:16Awesome.
15:16Thank you, Rose.
15:18Hey, ladies.
15:19Hello.
15:21So, Jada, this is your team.
15:22What's the name of your team?
15:23We are the Fruity Patootie.
15:24Ooh.
15:25I helped start this group, but some of them are a little bit fake, and they're not who
15:28they say they are, so I'm going to expose them for exactly who they are.
15:33Rock'em Sock'em.
15:34You had a choice of any team to go to.
15:36Why did you choose this team?
15:37I'm very familiar with these girls.
15:39Oh, because you are all part of the same group.
15:40Yes.
15:40We're all part of the same group, and these girls have been good, like, emotional cores
15:45for me.
15:45Do you need an emotional core?
15:48I've been finding out recently in this competition that it's been a little hard.
15:53And so these girls help bring out the star potential in me.
15:58And once it's out, I'll be able to keep it there by myself.
16:01You're an interesting queen.
16:01And if there was ever a time to apply that, it's in this challenge.
16:06What fruit are you?
16:07I'm an orange.
16:09Uh-huh.
16:10All right.
16:11And what about you, Jada?
16:12I'm a terribly sad, bad apple.
16:17All right, girls.
16:18I'll see you out there.
16:19See you out there.
16:21I feel like the orange is not interesting.
16:24Her character description is literally, like, three words.
16:28I'm thinking that if I have a character that is not interesting, I'm going to go down in flames.
16:34I kind of want to say something.
16:37I really don't want to step on toes or anything.
16:40But I am really feeling like I would feel more comfortable with the apple.
16:48With the bad apple roll.
16:50I don't know why she is doing this, but I'm not about to take this orange.
16:55Um, just because I feel like I can do angry.
16:58If I take the apple roll, then I can really deliver what Rue is saying.
17:01The thing is, like, you have this tendency to, like, second guess what you do.
17:05I'm thinking, like, now, at this point, it's kind of a little bit late.
17:08Right now, it's apples and oranges, and I want the apple.
17:12I want the apple.
17:13I want the apple.
17:14I want the apple!
17:17Child, I'm not finna be this damn orange.
17:19No.
17:22Coming up.
17:23I'm Cronka, the waiter.
17:25I'm Cronka, the wild child.
17:30And I'm Blanca, the young, very lovely sister.
17:49Welcome to World's Worst.
17:51It's audition week, and the crowds have gathered to see if they can make the cut for a coveted ticket
17:55to West Hollywood.
17:57Good luck.
17:58Let's meet some of them.
18:00Well, hello, Del Rio Trio!
18:03Excuse me, I gave you a bit of a start.
18:06Now, are you guys triplets?
18:08Yes!
18:09Identical, can you believe it?
18:11We were born in 1939, and we are the best three-part harmony singers and instrumentalists.
18:20Beautiful music.
18:21We've been inspired by so many great trios.
18:24The Andrew Sisters, the Dixie Chicks, and never forget Charlie's Angels.
18:30Charlie's Angels.
18:30The Charlie's Angels.
18:37Are you sure she's okay?
18:39Oh, she'll be just fine.
18:42If you say so.
18:43All right, ladies, we're going to get you in for your audition.
18:45Are you, Blanca?
18:46Are you, are you, are you?
18:48Blanca!
18:49Blanca!
18:49Blanca!
18:50No!
18:50We have to audition.
18:52This is our chance.
18:53And the best thing about the Del Rio Trio is that they're a triple threat.
18:56There's no limit to the things they can't do.
19:00You sure she's okay?
19:01Oh, she'll be just fine.
19:03She's just fine.
19:03One, two, three.
19:05Okay, break a hip, ladies.
19:10Hello.
19:11Hello.
19:12World's worst.
19:13Don't mind us.
19:15We're just sitting our dear sister down.
19:18She's a little loosey-goosey right now.
19:20Oh.
19:21Welcome to World's Worst.
19:23Thank you for being here.
19:24Of course, you know I'm Bossy Rossy.
19:25This is Garo.
19:26And this, of course, is Ornacea.
19:28Mother has arrived.
19:30You know we're looking for the worst.
19:32Are you the worst?
19:33Yes, that's why we're here.
19:36We're the Del Rio Trio!
19:40I'm Blanca, the leader.
19:43And I'm Blanca, the wild child.
19:49And I'm Blanca, the young, very lovely sister.
19:57The one in the middle makes me look animated.
20:00Here we go.
20:02We play instruments.
20:04Yes!
20:04You want to hit our instruments?
20:06I am concerned.
20:07I think that look a little tired.
20:09Oh, no, no.
20:10She's fine.
20:12A five, six, seven, eight.
20:21And I'm going to take you to church this time.
20:23Five, six, seven, eight.
20:25Whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:26You're so tipping down the creek.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:30Heidi's a breakout performer.
20:31And she seems ready to show everyone she should not have been placed in the bottom.
20:35Woo!
20:36Oh, oh.
20:36That was awful.
20:38I think that's terrible, terrible.
20:39I'm wondering, Charles, if you could teach the Del Rio Trio how to coochie coochie.
20:43Oh, definitely.
20:45Okay, now.
20:47Attitude.
20:48All right, all four of you.
20:49Come on, let's do it.
20:50Okay, one, two, three.
20:52Coochie coochie coochie coochie.
20:53Coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie
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21:01coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie
21:02coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie coochie co
21:16Blanca is dead.
21:21A dead ringer for a young Carol Channing, don't you think?
21:25Raspberry!
21:28Blanca?
21:29Yes, Ross?
21:31You and your sisters are going to West Hollywood!
21:36Yes!
21:37Yes, girl!
21:39What?
21:40Where am I?
21:42I don't want to get in this room.
21:44You're going to West Hollywood!
21:51What a world, what a world!
21:53To think that my dreams would come true and I'd die in the same moment.
21:58I fall and I can't get up.
22:03Blanca, you don't need him.
22:05You're going to West Hollywood, honey.
22:06What?
22:08Come on, girl.
22:10Where's the door at?
22:11It's hard to stand out as a corpse.
22:13And, bitch, I know I did a damn good job.
22:16See you in West Hollywood, ladies!
22:20Well, hello there not-so-young ladies.
22:23Howdy ho!
22:24Where are you guys from?
22:25We're the Squirrel Scout from Camp Bejo!
22:29Who's this cute little guy in there?
22:31Ow!
22:32Wiley!
22:32Oh, my God!
22:33Well, I can't wait to see you ladies sell yourselves.
22:35All right.
22:36Thank you!
22:36Good luck!
22:41I'll go nuts, you go nuts, we'll go nuts for dog butter!
22:45Woo!
22:46Howdy ho, judges!
22:48We're the Squirrel Cat!
22:50Squirrel Scouts from Camp Dang-a-ho!
22:54Not a great start.
22:56I'm Lesley-Ann!
22:57I'm Chantal!
22:59And I'm Renisha Lashaw Jackson!
23:02And this is our friend Squirly!
23:04Say hi to Squirly!
23:06Hi, Squirly!
23:06Hi, Squirly!
23:07It's an ardilla!
23:08An ardilla!
23:09Yeah.
23:10We came together at camp after our parents abandoned us when we were 10.
23:15We got abandoned.
23:16And then we had to fend for ourselves out in the wilderness.
23:24I had to eat rocks.
23:25I had to use Dix's tampons.
23:27And what do you do exactly?
23:29We're here today to earn our reality television show, Maribach.
23:34As you can see, we have so many already.
23:36I have this.
23:37Maribach having the best smile.
23:39And I have this one because I can make matte lipstick out of berries.
23:43And this is barbecue sauce.
23:47Widow is not afraid to take it there.
23:49She looks a hot mess and she even smells a little bit drunk.
23:53And I'm just hoping I can keep up.
23:55We actually have a beautiful product to show you right now.
23:57All right.
23:58Okay.
23:59Not only are we survivors, we're also entrepreneurs.
24:03Entrepreneurs.
24:04Yeah.
24:06Oh.
24:07Ooh.
24:08That's a lot.
24:09Mara.
24:10Woo.
24:10You make it?
24:11Diddy's handshake and squeeze by myself.
24:14And I swallow.
24:16I mean, taste test.
24:18Would you like to try it out yourself?
24:20Wait, let me know.
24:21I'll take two.
24:22Now, careful.
24:23Don't bust that nut.
24:25Get those nut butters away from my face.
24:29Do you want to taste it?
24:29I want to taste it just a little.
24:34Are there squirrel juices in this?
24:39It's organic?
24:41No.
24:42Crystal is struggling as much as me, but I have three years of English.
24:46She has 28.
24:50I have to say, you ladies put manure in entrepreneur.
24:55Can I see this squirrel up close?
24:57For you, he's so nice.
25:12No matter how much I feel like I did my part, it's a teen challenge.
25:18I ain't gonna bullshit with you.
25:19I'm scared.
25:20I'm terrified.
25:22There's a squirrel in my pants!
25:25Coming up.
25:26Enough!
25:27Big Apple, what in the sauce are you doing here?
25:30I'm gonna expose you.
25:32True fight!
25:39This team is the pits.
25:48They just said, either take a disc jack or go to traffic school.
25:52And I hate traffic school.
25:54Hate it.
25:55Woo!
25:56Oh, here comes the next group.
25:57Ha!
25:58It's a bunch of fruits.
26:00We are...
26:00Okay, ladies, we practice this.
26:01Stop it.
26:02One, two, three.
26:04The Fruity Patoonies!
26:08Hello, America.
26:10My name is Big Gay Grape.
26:12I am orange, and I'm as sweet as a clementine and just as petite.
26:17I'm your fully realized in vegetable broccoli.
26:20And we're gay.
26:21We're super gay, and we're so excited to be representing our community here on this show.
26:25We just want everybody to know that you are all accepted, no matter who you are or where you are
26:29from.
26:30You're a broccoli, but you're in the fruity group.
26:35Well, yes.
26:36She's a fierce Brock ally.
26:38I'm a fierce Brock ally.
26:40Girl, I look crazy right now.
26:42I have this huge-ass broccoli on my head.
26:45I'm sweating profusely.
26:46Both of my eyelashes are falling off at this point.
26:48I'm not looking polished, and it's just throwing my whole game off.
26:50I'm a fully realized woman.
26:52Okay.
26:53I think that me and Brock are very, very high energy, and Brock Lee is just being a fully realized
27:00broccoli, and she's being super sexy.
27:03And I don't know if that's really coming across to the judges.
27:07I'd like to start off with a little joke.
27:09I smell a real big stinker coming on.
27:11Let's spray a little.
27:12Poopery!
27:13Kids love the joke.
27:14We're going to start it off.
27:15Okay.
27:16Knock, knock.
27:17Who's there?
27:19Orange!
27:20Orange who?
27:21Who?
27:21Orange, you glad that we can live in a community that accepts our brothers and sisters, be they vegetables or
27:27fruit.
27:28Girl, this team is the pits.
27:30Quick question.
27:31You said you're going to tell jokes?
27:33When is that going to start?
27:35Well, that was our best one.
27:40Big Apple, what in the sauce are you doing here?
27:43You know I'm here, and I'm going to expose you.
27:45I'm here to set the record straight to a few phony patooties I know.
27:51The world is going to see them for exactly who they are.
27:54I created the phony patootie, and you're trying to steal all of what I've done.
28:00How many doctors do I have to eat a day to keep you away?
28:04There's not enough doctors to keep me down, and broccoli.
28:08Nobody likes broccoli.
28:13Take your stem out of my face.
28:22She broccoli-speared her.
28:32Don't bruise the fruit.
28:34Are you thirsty?
28:35Because I got some fruit.
28:36Stop it!
28:40Everybody, speak slowly and clearly.
28:43What the hell is going on?
28:44Little do you know.
28:45They're straight.
28:47I'm going to ask you a few questions, all right?
28:49Sure.
28:50Great.
28:51What does Mariah Carey call her fans?
28:54Her, um, butterflies?
28:57I gotcha.
28:58It's lambs.
28:59I'm surprised at you.
29:01I thought you were gay this whole time.
29:04I've never been so steamed in my life.
29:06All right.
29:07Final question.
29:07Who won the Super Bowl last year?
29:10The Patriots!
29:12Whoa!
29:13That settles it.
29:14You are not gay.
29:17You're not going to West Hollywood.
29:19Oh, no.
29:21An apple a day.
29:22Keep your coochie-coochie awake.
29:23Oh, no.
29:25Oh, ho, ho, ho.
29:27Well, hello there.
29:28Who do we have here?
29:29We are three girls with one brain.
29:37We met at a bus stop and all of a sudden lightning struck.
29:55And now we speak as a collective unit.
30:13Hello.
30:15All right.
30:16Three girls, one brain.
30:18Give us a word and we will create a poetic masterpiece.
30:29There was a guy from Mishipipi.
30:33There once was a guy from Mishipipi who sat on a wall.
30:42There once was a guy from Mishipipi who had a great ball.
30:50All the queen's horses and all the queen's men couldn't put.
30:57There once was a guy from Mishipipi together again.
31:04Can worst be a three-way tie?
31:07I want to know a little bit more about you.
31:08What's your favorite kind of ice cream?
31:09Quick.
31:12Charmage.
31:16Excuse us.
31:17Just a minute, please.
31:18I got it.
31:19Charm, do you feel like these ladies maybe are faking it a little bit?
31:23I'm going to come up there for one second.
31:26Ladies, I'm not convinced that you really do share one brain.
31:29But if you did, when I slapped one of you, you would all feel it.
31:35Wouldn't you?
31:36Should I slap you?
31:42Should I slap you?
31:47Ow.
31:51I've seen all I need to see.
31:52That's it.
31:53I'm impressed.
31:54Do you ever find this overwhelming in your daily lives, sharing one brain?
31:58You...
31:59I can't do this anymore.
32:00I'm going back to James and the Peach.
32:03What?
32:04I thought you were three girls with one brain.
32:06Liza Minnelli.
32:08Liza Minnelli.
32:08We are two girls.
32:11One girl.
32:12One girl.
32:13One fucking brain.
32:14Let's go.
32:14They were the worst.
32:16We need them.
32:18Ladies.
32:19We need you.
32:22Well, that wraps up Audition Week in Tuckahoe.
32:25And that truly was the world's worst.
32:28I'll see you next week in West Hollywood.
32:31In the alley behind Mickey's.
32:34Coming up.
32:34We could have done better as a group.
32:36You didn't lead us at all.
32:38I'm not agreeing with this constructive criticism.
32:41I did a good job.
32:42We were carrying you.
32:55It's elimination day.
32:56Today we're going to find out what the judges think of our performances.
32:59I really wish I had pushed a little bit more for that apple.
33:03I just try to cram as many fruit puns as possible.
33:05She's very punny.
33:06I just hope it's not our Clementine to go.
33:08Shut up.
33:10It's scary, but I'm not going to let these girls know that I'm nervous at all.
33:13Because I'm not nervous at all.
33:15I'm pretty nervous.
33:16Yeah, I'm actually.
33:20How are you guys feeling about yesterday?
33:22I think there are certain things that we could have done better as a group.
33:26I'm nervous about our team.
33:29Aiden was definitely the weakest link.
33:30I honestly feel like you didn't really lead us much.
33:34Yeah, I mean, I love you, but you didn't lead us at all.
33:38When it comes down to it, Sherry and I are both really good at, or at least we like to
33:42think
33:42we are, really good at improv.
33:43That's what we do in New York City all the time.
33:45The times, I felt like we were carrying you.
33:48I did choose specifically two people who I knew would be strong in this type of challenge.
33:53I really just wanted everything to be kind of everybody's decision.
33:56But when you're the leader, are you going to just rely on everyone for every other challenge here?
34:00Yeah.
34:01I thought I did a good job.
34:03I'm not agreeing with this at all.
34:05I did rise to the occasion in this challenge.
34:07I feel like I'm constantly fighting this battle of being the weak link, so I'm not going
34:12to focus on these other queens and their constructive criticism.
34:18Do y'all have any siblings at all, or is it just you?
34:21Because you can be very only child energy.
34:23Bitch, you're going to gag.
34:24So I have literally a fucking twin.
34:27Shut up.
34:28No, ma'am.
34:29Literally every time I tell people that, people always fucking gag.
34:31We look the exact same.
34:32Are you both gay?
34:33Yeah, we're both gay.
34:34Oh, wow.
34:34So, twins, gays, how did your parents took it?
34:38I literally came out in an Applebee's to her.
34:40Oh, sick, they brought over the two for 20.
34:42Literally, though.
34:43I told my brother, I was like, bitch, I'm about to come out right now.
34:45So, he was like, don't bring me in it.
34:47And then he walked to the bathroom.
34:49He goes to the bathroom because he doesn't want to come out now, but I do.
34:53Then my mom was like, girl, I know you guys, so.
34:55Eventually, my brother came out five or six months later after me, and my mom was like,
35:00finally.
35:01Funnier thing is, too, that he wants to start doing drag.
35:04Like, oh, word, bitch.
35:06Now my brother wants to do drag, and, bitch, I don't have time for it.
35:08He's been like, girl, put me in drag.
35:09Actually, he doesn't even say girl because he doesn't even speak like me.
35:11And I'm like, this is my thing, not yours, bitch.
35:15Literally.
35:18I think a subtle eight inches is good, don't you think?
35:23We've been sitting here, kiki-ing, BFFs, living, loving life, and reality is setting in.
35:29Us bitches are about to start going home one by one, and it starts here.
35:32That nose is staring right at me, baby.
35:34It's shaving.
35:34Your pussy eye out.
35:35Watch out.
36:00Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
36:03Second runner-up of South Plainfield's Got Talent, 1987, Michelle Besorge.
36:10I demand a recount.
36:12Hanging chats.
36:15From So You Think You Can Yodel, it's Ross Matthews.
36:18Yodeling she-hoo.
36:21And from Brown Eye for the Straight Guy, it's Carson Kressley.
36:26Oh, actually, it was Pink Eye, but that's a whole other story.
36:31And the fabulous Olivia Munn.
36:34Welcome.
36:34Ru, if loving you is wrong, I want to be the worst.
36:40For the first time this season, we brought all of our queens together and challenged them
36:45to improv the house down.
36:48And tonight on the runway, category is Buttons and Bows.
36:53Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
36:58Coming up.
36:59This is a beautiful presentation.
37:00I loved what you did on the runway.
37:01I would love if you could merge the beautiful art that you do with your face.
37:05Oh!
37:11The category is Buttons and Bows.
37:14First up, Jada Essence Hall.
37:17Well, I've heard of bow-legged, but never bow-armed.
37:19I'm giving you pink Barbie doll realness, different layers of pinks.
37:24Just keep it, like, nice and cute.
37:25Jada Pinkett Jacket.
37:27Oh, my God.
37:29Dahlia Sin.
37:30Bunny, I'm home.
37:32And then there's Mob.
37:34My runway look is pin-up, bunny rabbit, bouncing on the runway, shaking my little ass, and I'm
37:41here for it.
37:42What's up, Dahlia?
37:44Deuces.
37:45Rock'em Sakura.
37:47Alice, come through the looking glass.
37:50My concept behind this look is Alice in Wonderland takes prenatal vitamins, and her hair gets
37:56really long.
37:57She doesn't know what to do with it, so she just keeps putting bows in it.
38:00Oh, lions and tigers and merkins.
38:02Oh, my.
38:04For your consideration, Jan.
38:07Simply Jan.
38:08Oh, yes, you better voodoo.
38:11My look is scary voodoo doll, and I am walking like I'm ready to possess every single bitch
38:18in this building.
38:19I think she's got this sewn up.
38:21Basic stitches beware.
38:23Heidi and closet.
38:25You know, she said it was nine inches long, but I think she's lying.
38:28My runway is very Pinocchio-come-to-life as a real girl.
38:32She's got her big old bows, and then she's got some buttons underneath her skirt if you want
38:36to see.
38:37Oh!
38:38Now I made a wood.
38:42Gigi Goode.
38:43She's so buttoned up.
38:47Bitch, I am covered in 25,000 orange buttons.
38:52This is honestly the heaviest thing I've ever worn, but I'm doing my best to make it look
38:56like it's completely effortless to walk in.
38:59Oh, my God, Becky.
39:00Look at her buttons.
39:04Jackie Cox.
39:05Oh, I say there's trouble in River City.
39:08Come on with a capital T.
39:10My look is inspired by the Pearlies of England, who created this look around turn-of-the-century
39:15industrial revolution.
39:17The pearl buttons were a cheap way to really make any outfit more fabulous.
39:21Yodelahy-ho.
39:23The widow, Von Duce.
39:25Lozo, you better don't.
39:27I am serving you my clown couture realness.
39:32Is she a big job?
39:34I like to serve different high-fashion looks that may not be your cup of tea.
39:39Brown clown stunning.
39:43Crystal method.
39:44Well, she obviously tied one on before she hit the runway.
39:46She certainly did.
39:47My buttons and bows look is cutesy little baby eleganza.
39:51This look is pink and fluffy and inspired by a present because I'm a gift to the judges.
39:57Wrap it up.
39:57I'll take it.
39:59Ça va, Nicky Doll?
40:01Oh, she's got a measuring tape.
40:02That's so handy.
40:03Guess who's back with a mouth?
40:06Nicky is serving Cinderella to the judges tonight.
40:08She is in her atelier with her little mice and working on her dress, and she's definitely
40:11going to go to the ball.
40:12I like my vision, and I'm super proud of what I'm doing.
40:14Terribles, they're not just her anuses anymore.
40:18Aiden Zane, ribbons for your pleasure.
40:22I am feeling very Lisa Frank, with my bows raining down on the shoulders.
40:28I love to take simple things and really make something out of nothing.
40:33Her real name is Brett.
40:35Brett?
40:36Brett.
40:37Britta.
40:38Britta, please.
40:41Move over, Polly Pocket.
40:42There's a new doll in town.
40:45I'm serving you Fiesta Coral realness.
40:48That waist is cinched to the gods.
40:51Just flawless.
40:52I can see her camel bows.
40:57Up next, cherry pie.
40:59Oh.
41:00I think I've seen this movie.
41:01I think it's called Manabelle.
41:05Uh-oh.
41:07Somebody fed her after midnight.
41:08This look is very, I'm sending a letter to daddy.
41:13I want to show another version of Cam, which is a little spooky ooky.
41:19Goodbye, Dolly.
41:23Coming up.
41:24I love this runway look.
41:26This all felt fresh and so funny.
41:28Oh my God, it's strawberry shortcake if she ran a brothel.
41:35Welcome, ladies.
41:36Ladies, when I call your name, please step forward.
41:41Widow Von Du.
41:43Jada Essence Hall.
41:46Jan.
41:48Rockam Sakura.
41:50Gigi Goode.
41:52Aiden Zane.
41:54Britta.
41:56Ladies, you are all safe.
42:01You may leave the stage.
42:08Ladies, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
42:13And now it's time for the judges' critiques.
42:15Starting with Dahlia Sin.
42:17This runway look, I really enjoy.
42:19This subtle color palette all works.
42:20This is a beautiful presentation.
42:22I loved what you did on the runway.
42:23Bouncing like a bunny.
42:24Your ears are so cute.
42:25I just thought you were so beautiful.
42:27You are stunning.
42:28But the hair, because it's like a mauve, I couldn't see it.
42:31I kind of lose that a little bit.
42:33All right, let's talk about the improv challenge.
42:35It was a roughage challenge for you.
42:38You kept looking to the other girls, and every time you did that, you would block your face
42:41from the camera.
42:42So I was trying to give them more like demure, but like still trying to be sexy.
42:45Well, blocking the camera is a big no-no when you're filming a television show.
42:49The whole idea of the fruit thing is because you guys are gay, and that's an old school
42:55term.
42:55That's the joke.
42:56But any time broccoli spoke, it didn't really do anything.
42:59Yeah, I was trying to play more to like being the sensual, sexy broccoli that I am.
43:03I know it's hard to be your piece of broccoli when you like to be beautiful and sexy, but
43:07we wanted more.
43:08The broccoli was just lost in the sauce.
43:12All right, Heidi, I've just one question for you.
43:13Is it Heidi Ho or Heidi Doody?
43:15I was liking Heidi Ho.
43:17Well, drive it around the block a few days and see how it works.
43:20Hey, Heidi.
43:20Hi, gorgeous.
43:21How are you?
43:22I'm blessed and highly favored.
43:23Oh, that?
43:25In the improv challenge, you were really fun because you had a character.
43:29You came in with that flipper that you spit out, and you made me laugh throughout the
43:34entire thing.
43:35This runway look, it is that combination of really beautiful, but it still has the sense
43:38of humor, the nose thing.
43:40As soon as you came around the corner, I saw the tip first.
43:43I became very excited.
43:44And I said, oh, it's just her nose.
43:45Oh, my God.
43:46This was a thoroughly delightful runway look.
43:49I really appreciate that y'all like this because it's actually a little nod to some of my history
43:52because back in high school, I ran track, and my hair used to be down to here.
43:55And the guy was lining up the girls, and he was like, well, get up here with the rest
43:58of the girls.
43:58I was like, but I'm a boy.
44:00And then they started calling me, he's a real boy.
44:02Pinocchio.
44:04Tonight was a fun night for you, Heidi.
44:06Good job.
44:07Jada thought you were one of the weakest, and look at you now.
44:10Jada's on her.
44:12Up next, Jackie Cox.
44:14I want to compliment you on listening to my makeup recommendation.
44:17Much better.
44:18Let's talk about this look.
44:19I love this because it's like, oh, my God, it's strawberry shortcake if she ran a brothel.
44:23Oh.
44:24I love it.
44:25I saw immediately the Purlies because it reminded me of Mary Poppins, the Julie Andrews one
44:29where it's this type of outfit.
44:31It is just a skosh costume store.
44:34But then you in the improv challenge were so fun to watch.
44:38You weren't afraid to make weird faces.
44:40You weren't caught up in the, am I looking sexy, which can kill comedy.
44:44Up next, Crystal Method.
44:46So we're going to talk about your performance as a Squirrel Scout.
44:49You kind of got lost.
44:50When you're in a group, it's so hard.
44:52And in your case, you had Widow.
44:54You know, she took a character and she took it all the way.
44:57And she gave us something to go, hmm, clearly an alcoholic.
45:00Oh, and she likes barbecue.
45:03You needed it to be more specific.
45:05We're counting on you to take us on a ride.
45:08I'm not going to lie.
45:09Your makeup is distracting.
45:11It's now become repetitive.
45:12I love red and pink together.
45:14But I would love if you could find a way to merge the beautiful art that you do with your
45:20face.
45:20How do I say that?
45:21I want to see who you are.
45:24I think part of the reason that I have the face that I do is because Crystal makes me confident.
45:33And I have a hard time showing myself and opening up to it.
45:38I'm sorry.
45:39You know, seeing you in the workroom with nothing on but that elder barge mullet, Mama Ru says, you're fucking
45:46fascinating.
45:47I need you to infuse that into everything that you do in this competition.
45:53You know, when I first came out to California, I would take on every audition and I would just have
45:58the attitude, whatever you want, tell me it and I'll be it.
46:00You want me to smile, you want me to, whatever you want, I can do it.
46:03And that got me nowhere until one day I realized, what is the one thing I have that no one
46:08else has?
46:09And that's me.
46:10And you really have such a fun energy.
46:11Nobody else has.
46:12That will make the difference for you, not how much makeup you put on.
46:15Amen.
46:18Up next, Nicky Dog.
46:19I love this runway look.
46:21You gave us this theme in such a non-literal but really fun way with the button.
46:26I'm going to call that a wig-inator because it's like a fascinator.
46:29What did you call me?
46:30I like that.
46:31When it comes to the skit that you guys did, I feel the same way that I felt with Crystal.
46:35You disappeared a little bit.
46:37Even more so.
46:38Crystal was pushing a little bit.
46:39I felt like you were nervous.
46:41Does the language barrier, like, slow you up?
46:43It has built frustration for me.
46:45We had such a great example with Charo.
46:47It's an ardilla.
46:48An ardilla.
46:48Who launches into Spanish at the drop of a hat.
46:50Throw in the French.
46:51It's fun.
46:52It's charming.
46:52It's you.
46:53Bring more of you to the game.
46:55Up next, Sherry Pie.
46:57Let's talk about Three Girls, One Brain.
46:59Just watching you all do it and follow each was so funny.
47:04And you had such a commanding presence.
47:06The thing about improv is you have to go with the flow, but you can prep for it, too.
47:10Just all felt so fresh and so funny.
47:13Your skit was my favorite.
47:15This runway look is so great.
47:17Because it is campy, but in this really fashionable way.
47:23Ladies, thank you very much.
47:24I think we've heard enough.
47:26While you go and untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
47:31All right.
47:32Now, just between us Squirrel Scouts, what do you think?
47:35Dahlia Sin.
47:36She just faded away and she was wearing a giant broccoli suit.
47:38That's not easy.
47:39She's also caught up in this I am a sexy queen, and she needs to have many other lanes up
47:43in this competition.
47:44Heidi.
47:45I loved what she did on the runway.
47:46She gave us buttons and bows in kind of an unexpected way.
47:48In the improv challenge, she really made me laugh.
47:50And then I kind of fell in love with her when she started opening up to us.
47:53It's a good week for Heidi Ho.
47:55Jackie Cox.
47:56In the challenge, she went there.
47:57And that makes my heart sing.
47:58I believe whatever happens in this competition, we will see her performing on stages around the world.
48:03Crystal Method.
48:04The fact that she wore that makeup as a Squirrel Scout is telling that she's hiding behind that mask.
48:09Even Rockham changed her makeup completely.
48:11She faded in the background in the challenge.
48:13And on the runway, she just looked a little unfinished.
48:16If she just has a little time to bake a little longer, she could be incredible.
48:20Nikki Doll.
48:21In the challenge for me, if Crystal Method was fading into the background, then Nikki Doll was invisible.
48:26But on the runway, that look was so thought out and exactly the kind of approach you need to be
48:31bringing to every second of this competition.
48:33It breaks my heart because you can see how each one of them care so much and it matters so
48:37much to every one of them.
48:39It's really hard for me to think about any of them going home.
48:41Cherry Pie.
48:43In the challenge, she was very funny and she was giving me like Ethel Merman mixed with Lucille Ball.
48:48And then she comes out on the runway.
48:49I love that she blends kind of classic with her own modern twist.
48:52All right, silence.
48:54I've made my decision.
48:55Bring back my girl.
49:02Welcome back, ladies.
49:04I've made some decisions.
49:08Heidi.
49:11You're safe.
49:12You may join the other girls.
49:18Sherry Pie.
49:21Conjagulations.
49:22You are the winner of this week's challenge.
49:23Thank you so much.
49:26You've won a cash prize of $5,000.
49:34Jackie Cox.
49:36You're safe.
49:42Nicky Doll.
49:43You're a beautiful queen, but the judges had some beef with your broccoli.
49:58Crystal Method.
50:00Squirrel Scout.
50:01Now, you've got real potential.
50:02But the judges weren't nuts about your improv.
50:09Crystal Method.
50:13You're safe.
50:18You may join the other girls.
50:22Nicky Doll and Dahlia Sin.
50:25I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
50:29Oh, my God.
50:30I'm so pissed.
50:31I really don't agree with Ruth saying that I should be in the bottom two.
50:35Bitch, no.
50:36Two queens stand before me.
50:39Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself.
50:44From elimination!
50:48The time has come.
50:50Get your lip sync.
50:52For.
50:53Your.
50:55Life!
50:57I deserve to stay, and I'm going to fight for my spot.
51:00Bitch, I'm not going home.
51:02Good luck.
51:03And don't.
51:05Fuck it up.
51:08I got one more from the jungle.
51:10Hey, baby, even though I hate you, I want to lie now, aren't you mean?
51:16And even though I can't forgive you, I really want to, aren't you mean?
51:20Just hold in the glove, got no weight on my shoulder.
51:25And I should be wiser and realize that I'm good.
51:31I got one more from the jungle.
51:32I got one more from the jungle.
51:35I got one more from the jungle.
51:38Ziggy Ace.
51:40Uh, what you got?
51:41Small money to end, I'll be better off without you.
51:44In no time, I'll be forgetting all about you.
51:46Saying that you know, but I really, really doubt you.
51:48Understand, my life is easy when I ain't around you.
51:50Baby, it ain't too big to be his present.
51:52I'm thinking I'll let the throw to you more than I love your presence.
51:54Ain't no head stepping either.
51:55You wanted it or you just playing.
51:56I'm listening to you knowing I can't believe what you're saying.
51:58It's a million use, baby, so don't be dumb.
52:00I got 99 problems, but you won't be one.
52:02Like what?
52:04God, this is my last chance to impress me.
52:06Head in the clouds, got no weight on my shoulder.
52:11I should be wiser and realize that I've got...
52:20Oh, man!
52:35Ladies, I've made my decision.
52:42Nikki Doll, enchanté, you stay.
52:48You may join the other girls.
52:56Dahlia Sin, my dear, we'll have one less gorgeous queen without you.
53:03Now, sashay away.
53:09We love you, Dahlia.
53:21So over it.
53:22So fucking pissed.
53:31I'm shocked by the outcome.
53:32It's crazy to me that I'm going home first.
53:35I kind of fucked myself over by choosing the fucking broccoli.
53:38But Crystal should have been lip syncing and not me.
53:42Even though I did storm off, I'm just thankful for the opportunity, to be honest.
53:46I'm thankful for the people that I got to meet.
53:48Then I went out in something cute, at least.
53:54Condragulations, ladies.
53:55And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
54:00Can I get an amen up in heart?
54:02Amen!
54:03All right.
54:04Now let the music play.
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