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RuPauls Drag Race - Season 18 - Episode 08: Snatch Game Of Love: Island Edition
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00:00:00Previously on RuPaul's Drag Race,
00:00:03you need to produce totally twisted political ads.
00:00:07I'm for foreskin.
00:00:10Date a sister.
00:00:12They like me. They really like me.
00:00:18Vita Von Teese.
00:00:20Your proposition.
00:00:21Ron.
00:00:22To make money.
00:00:22It just needed to be more.
00:00:24Juicy Love Dion.
00:00:26Am I still a drag queen? I don't know.
00:00:28You could have brought it really back to nature
00:00:30if that's really what you were going for.
00:00:32Mikey Meeks.
00:00:34Your character was so thought out.
00:00:36I'm Stephanie Miller.
00:00:37But you can call me Lollipop.
00:00:40Condragulations.
00:00:41You are the winner of this week's challenge.
00:00:46Juicy Love Dion.
00:00:47Shantae you stay.
00:00:49Vita Von Teese star.
00:00:51Sashay away.
00:01:03Vita was one of my closest sisters.
00:01:05And for her to not be here anymore just has me kind of in a state of shock.
00:01:11Vita is a forever sister.
00:01:13And to see someone like that leave, it hurts.
00:01:16It really, really hurts.
00:01:18Love all of you.
00:01:20Vita, Vita, Vita.
00:01:21This really does not feel good.
00:01:23And I did not expect it at all.
00:01:31It's just...
00:01:33Take a breath.
00:01:34I can't even like look at you guys right now.
00:01:36I feel really guilty.
00:01:37You did nothing wrong to Vita.
00:01:39And if she was here right now, she'd be telling you the same thing.
00:01:42It's just the way the cookie crumbled tonight.
00:01:45Amidst all the tears and amidst all the emotions, I know for a fact that every single girl in this
00:01:52room is looking at Juicy thinking, please do not ever make me lip sync against that woman.
00:01:58Everybody is afraid of Juicy at this point.
00:02:00So one last time.
00:02:02Vita, Vita, Vita.
00:02:03You know you wanna eat her.
00:02:07My journey in this competition has been a rollercoaster.
00:02:11I just have to remind myself that to survive every week, you have to be undeniable.
00:02:18And that's what I'm gonna do.
00:02:21Congratulations, Mikey.
00:02:22Mikey.
00:02:23Oh my God.
00:02:24Stephanie.
00:02:25So deserving.
00:02:26It's just a taste of what Mikey motherfucking Meeks can deliver.
00:02:29My sisters put me in the bottom in Raider Queen, not the judges.
00:02:34And after this week getting the win, I feel even more vindicated about what I'm doing in this competition.
00:02:42I'm really happy I'm in the top.
00:02:44Yes, darling.
00:02:45I think we're all really proud of you and we really were waiting for that moment for you to have,
00:02:49like, to shine.
00:02:50So it's a really nice feeling being in the top.
00:02:52I can see some of the girls starting to take notice, look at me a little differently.
00:02:56So now all that's left is to clinch a win.
00:02:59I'm looking around.
00:03:00A lot of you girls have wins.
00:03:02How many people has wins?
00:03:03Raise your hand.
00:03:05Oh.
00:03:06So three of us don't?
00:03:07Yeah, we don't.
00:03:08Chronically safe.
00:03:09It's just really confusing because I'm always getting 4.95 star critiques.
00:03:16And then somebody else gets a five star critique.
00:03:18And then guess what?
00:03:19Discord's safe again.
00:03:21We've been trying to predict every week what's gonna happen.
00:03:24We've been dead wrong every week.
00:03:25Every time.
00:03:26So it's like you just never really know what to expect.
00:03:28I just try to be numb until RuPaul opens her mouth.
00:03:33As we have learned, not knowing what to expect from a person is kind of dangerous in this game.
00:03:38You look wrecked.
00:03:39Your beard's showing.
00:03:40Okay.
00:03:41And your dick's showing.
00:03:43Everybody can surprise you.
00:03:44And this cast has proven to be stronger than I think any of us anticipated.
00:03:49A cockatoo.
00:03:50One little tiny slip up could be the thing standing between a person and their dream.
00:04:00The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race will snatch an official makeup collaboration with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics and a cash
00:04:09prize of $200,000.
00:04:11Courtesy of RuPaul's Drag Race Match Queen.
00:04:14With extra special guest judge, Brooke Shields.
00:04:17RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:04:18Say the best drag queen win.
00:04:20Best drag queen win.
00:04:28Whoa.
00:04:32You ruined disco.
00:04:33Get out the way.
00:04:34Honey, it is a new day in the work room.
00:04:37My confidence is overzealous.
00:04:39I don't know what that actually means, but I'm going to say it because that sounds good coming up to
00:04:42my tongue.
00:04:44I want to talk about the fact that every time Darlene is in a scene with somebody.
00:04:50Ooh.
00:04:52They go home.
00:04:54They go missing.
00:04:54Every time.
00:04:56RDR live.
00:04:56I was in the top.
00:04:57I shared the scene with Mandy.
00:04:59Mandy got eliminated.
00:05:00Oh, my God.
00:05:01This political ad.
00:05:02I'm next to Vida.
00:05:03I'm in the top.
00:05:04Vida went home.
00:05:06Darlene and Jane would make a great partnership.
00:05:10Hello, hello, hello.
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:15Welcome.
00:05:17Now, after all your hard work, you deserve a break.
00:05:21Oh.
00:05:22Sorry.
00:05:23So, how does a tropical beach vacation sound?
00:05:29Good, because for this week's maxi challenge, you'll be starring in the hottest new dating show sensation.
00:05:37The Snatch Game of Love Island.
00:05:41Oh, my God.
00:05:44Oh, my God.
00:05:45Oh, my God.
00:05:46So, bring your sunscreen, your prophylactics, and your best celebrity impersonations, because you'll be playing and flirting with three Hot
00:05:57Island bros.
00:05:58Oh, my God.
00:06:00It's like Snatch Game, but sexier.
00:06:03Wait a minute.
00:06:04No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:05I plan to sit behind a desk and be like, this is not what I planned for.
00:06:11Racers, start your engines.
00:06:13And may the best drag queen win.
00:06:17Oh, my God.
00:06:18We're going to Fiji, you guys.
00:06:20Yes!
00:06:21How are y'all feeling?
00:06:23I'm feeling great.
00:06:24I mean, excited for Snatch Game, but it's a completely different.
00:06:27It is its way right now.
00:06:28But I think it's exciting.
00:06:29Are we going to be in couples?
00:06:31Are we going to be mating?
00:06:32Is there going to be a bed?
00:06:34What are we doing?
00:06:35How are we feeling about the twist?
00:06:37I'm, like, kind of in the middle of, like, a mental pivot.
00:06:40Oh, no.
00:06:41But I feel like it's going to be really funny.
00:06:44I'm doing Mrs. Claus, a very grumpy, hasn't had time with her man in a long time.
00:06:51Right.
00:06:51This twist, I feel like it might benefit me.
00:06:54I was already planning on having Mrs. Claus be horny on Maine.
00:06:57So, now that she's looking for love, this might actually work out for me.
00:07:01What about you?
00:07:03Um, I'm doing Truman Capote.
00:07:05I have been a fan of Truman Capote since I was pretty young.
00:07:09I've read all of his books.
00:07:10But I'm kind of doing this, like, Capote as mischievous trickster.
00:07:15He was famously gay and claimed to have slept with, like, every famous man.
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:21So, I mean, I think it sort of lends itself to the, like, absurdity of the situation.
00:07:24I have the sexiest character out of everybody in the room.
00:07:27And who's that?
00:07:29The Pope.
00:07:30So, I'm planning on playing the Pope.
00:07:33The Pope trademark.
00:07:34Not any specific Pope, just the idea of a Pope.
00:07:39Are you feeling confident?
00:07:41Yeah.
00:07:41Okay.
00:07:42The characterization that I have for him, I think, is funny and can work in the situation.
00:07:46A big part of my career is doing impersonations.
00:07:50I have worked as a Lady Gaga impersonator, a Madonna impersonator, uh, Amy Winehouse impersonator.
00:07:56So, I think I'm gonna surprise people.
00:07:58Okay.
00:08:00Sister, who are you gonna do for Snatch Game?
00:08:02Well, my hair's not styled just yet.
00:08:03I gotta, I gotta curl her.
00:08:05Okay.
00:08:05But I'm doing Drew Barrymore.
00:08:08The lip.
00:08:09I'm going with Drew Barrymore, an iconic actress, TV show host, and all-around cool mom.
00:08:17Do not miss out on the opportunity!
00:08:20You're so stupid, bitch.
00:08:21Drew Barrymore has been done before on the Snatch Game by Willow Pill on season 14.
00:08:24E.T.
00:08:26Found my home.
00:08:27You know how that ended.
00:08:28Goddamn lip-sync Lala Perusa, girl.
00:08:30You are all up for elimination.
00:08:34So, we'll see how it turns out.
00:08:38Hey!
00:08:39So, I did have America Ferreira for regular Snatch Game.
00:08:43I don't know if that's gonna work for this Snatch Game.
00:08:46And now, I'm stuck.
00:08:49Okay.
00:08:51What's the ugly Betty impersonation?
00:08:53Oh, my God.
00:08:55Rufo, I just wanna be your new assistant.
00:08:57I love you so much.
00:08:58I'm a huge fan.
00:09:00Okay, now.
00:09:01Oh, my God.
00:09:02Juicy.
00:09:04Maybe Gloria Estefan or Sofia Vergara.
00:09:07Go Latina and just be a super Latina horror slut.
00:09:11Maybe I could do Becky G.
00:09:14I feel like this, of all challenges, we knew it was coming.
00:09:18We need to be standing 10 toes down on our decisions, and she is so not doing that right now.
00:09:23I don't know really much about Becky G's, like, personality.
00:09:26Mm-hmm.
00:09:27No one does.
00:09:27Is there, like, is she just really Latina?
00:09:30She's just a Latina that I know.
00:09:34Okay.
00:09:37I'm completely spiraling.
00:09:39I'm bouncing around the room, losing my mind.
00:09:42How about Cardi B?
00:09:44Juicy, you cannot come up with a 10th character.
00:09:47But I don't have time to ghostwrite jokes for you anymore.
00:09:52Oh, Juicy's down.
00:09:53I can't help you because I'm trying to save myself.
00:10:01What is this?
00:10:03It's an option.
00:10:04Oh.
00:10:04Is it?
00:10:05Option for what?
00:10:06This week's Maxi Challenge is a twist on the Snatch Game called Snatch Game of Love Island.
00:10:12Ew.
00:10:13Even though last week I got good feedback, it wasn't my best work.
00:10:18So this week in the Snatch Game, I definitely have something to prove that I can be funny and I
00:10:22can sell it 100%.
00:10:27Hey, lady kids.
00:10:30Now who's got island fever?
00:10:33Oh, honey.
00:10:33A little bit over here.
00:10:34Got a bad case of a girl.
00:10:36All right.
00:10:36Darlene Mitchell, Mia, Athena, Jane, and Mia.
00:10:42And Nene announced.
00:10:44So it's Snatch Game on Love Island.
00:10:48What are you thinking, Athena?
00:10:50Charlie Chaplin breaking his silence and coming out as a homosexual.
00:10:54That's, it's so meta.
00:10:57It's a lot of layers.
00:10:58How do you convey that?
00:11:00You've got the hat.
00:11:08Drew does not buy this Charlie Chaplin at all.
00:11:13I mean, you know what I'm saying?
00:11:15I hear you.
00:11:16It's kind of layer, layer, layer.
00:11:17It's too many layers.
00:11:18Now, I know you have Greek heritage.
00:11:20You want to do something you feel comfortable in that you can, you know, volley with.
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:25It's just, where can you be funny?
00:11:27You know?
00:11:28Bitch, you got to change your character.
00:11:30Like, now.
00:11:33And Mia, you're back there creeping.
00:11:35I see a fur coat and a black wig.
00:11:37Who is that?
00:11:38I have Big Ang.
00:11:40Although it's been done last season.
00:11:42Okay.
00:11:43So do you do a Long Island accent?
00:11:46I mean...
00:11:46Is she from New Jersey or Long Island?
00:11:48She's from Jersey, right?
00:11:50I don't know.
00:11:51I think she's from Long Island.
00:11:52Oh, oh, oh.
00:11:53See?
00:11:54Oh, shit.
00:11:54Oh, shit.
00:11:54See?
00:11:55You've got to know who your character is.
00:11:59Insert rattlesnakes.
00:12:01Right now.
00:12:02Who is your second choice?
00:12:04Bloody Mary.
00:12:04Who's that?
00:12:05Bloody Mary is when you say her name three times in the mirror.
00:12:08Oh, yes.
00:12:08Of course.
00:12:09For those that don't know who Bloody Mary is, when you were a little kid and your snot-nosed
00:12:14brothers and sisters would push you in the bathroom and slam the door and say, Bloody
00:12:19Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary.
00:12:20That's the bitch that lives behind the mirror.
00:12:22The scary hoe.
00:12:23That's her.
00:12:24Big Ang.
00:12:25We've seen it before.
00:12:26We've never seen Bloody Mary.
00:12:28That's an interesting angle.
00:12:29Just putting that out there.
00:12:31Okay.
00:12:32And what about you, Nene Coco?
00:12:33I brought two options.
00:12:35I have Nancy Pelosi and Sir David Attenborough.
00:12:40Oh, wow.
00:12:41Sir David Attenborough is most well-known for narrating all the beautiful nature documentaries
00:12:46that we watch when we're high.
00:12:48These are interesting choices.
00:12:50Right, they are.
00:12:52A little peek into your psyche.
00:12:54Yeah, yeah.
00:12:55You haven't decided which one you're going to do yet.
00:12:57I feel more comfortable in the David characterization.
00:13:01I have no idea who David Attenborough, I can't even say his name.
00:13:08I don't know who that is.
00:13:09I want to laugh.
00:13:10Yeah.
00:13:10It's the least you could do for us.
00:13:14Just don't overthink it.
00:13:15All right, go get yourself ready.
00:13:20Hello, ladies.
00:13:21Hello.
00:13:21Hello.
00:13:22Now, I see a flute.
00:13:24You're going to be Lizzo.
00:13:25I'm going to be Lizzo, bitch.
00:13:26Okay.
00:13:26You go with what you know.
00:13:27Go with what you know, girl.
00:13:29Uh-huh.
00:13:29Back home, I am the premier Lizzo impersonator.
00:13:33I've done her at weddings, birthday parties, not a funeral yet, but before a funeral.
00:13:36This is really about having an editorial point of view.
00:13:41Yes.
00:13:41And having an angle that is specific to you.
00:13:44And then Juicy has a little pompador wig on with a suit.
00:13:50It's a little pride outfit for America's favorite lesbian, JoJo Siwa.
00:13:55Oh, JoJo.
00:13:56Great.
00:13:56How will you portray JoJo?
00:13:59Uh, she just like talks like this and she's really fast and she's like, yeah, I'm here for the girls.
00:14:03You know, not really the guys, but.
00:14:04Okay.
00:14:05I have decided to go with JoJo Siwa Final Answer.
00:14:09JoJo Siwa is known for being a dancer, being on Dance Moms, and I'm a dancer.
00:14:16So, I'm ready to dance it out.
00:14:18So listen, you know what this is all about.
00:14:21Have fun with it.
00:14:22And just, you know, let it flow.
00:14:25Loosen the shoulders up.
00:14:26Oh my gosh.
00:14:27Good advice.
00:14:28I got you loose.
00:14:30All right, I'll see you out there.
00:14:33Listen up, queens.
00:14:35Listen up.
00:14:36Later today, you'll check into the Snatch Game of Love Island, where you'll play with our sexy island bros.
00:14:44Ooh.
00:14:45And tomorrow on the main stage, we will be joined by our extra special guest judge, the icon, Brooke Shields.
00:14:54Oh my god.
00:14:56What?
00:14:57What?
00:14:58So good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:15:01Thanks, bro.
00:15:01Thanks, bro.
00:15:02Thanks, bro.
00:15:06Who is Brooke Shields?
00:15:08Brooke Shields?
00:15:09Who is that?
00:15:10Who is Brooke Shields Juicy?
00:15:12I'm going to kill you the hammer.
00:15:12No, just tell me what she's been in.
00:15:14I'm trying to think.
00:15:14Did she do a voice for any Pixar movie?
00:15:17Maybe then we can connect Juicy with that one.
00:15:19What's she been in?
00:15:21What?
00:15:22She's Brooke Shields.
00:15:23We literally named eyebrows after her.
00:15:29She said do Greek.
00:15:31Do Greek.
00:15:33I didn't prepare for Greek.
00:15:36Wing it.
00:15:37I'm a Snatch Game of Love.
00:15:39Get the heroes now.
00:15:40Get the tzatziki.
00:15:42I'm just going to have to do it.
00:15:43I mean, you got to pivot, baby.
00:15:44I'm building a character from scratch.
00:15:47A Greek character from scratch.
00:15:49I don't even know if I have an outfit for this person.
00:15:51I have to figure the fuck out what am I going to do.
00:16:03It's another balmy night here on Snatch Game of Love Island.
00:16:07Oh, and here comes our first celebrity island ho.
00:16:14My name is Greta Feta Onassis, the original wife of the billionaire Aristotle Onassis.
00:16:21Before the Jackie O, honey, there was Greta O.
00:16:25So hopefully I will find a new love here on the island.
00:16:29All right, Ru.
00:16:30Challenge accepted.
00:16:31You want a Greek bitch?
00:16:33You're going to get a Greek bitch, okay?
00:16:35Okay.
00:16:36Hello, Greta.
00:16:38What are you looking for today?
00:16:39A man with lots and lots of money.
00:16:42Like my first husband, Ari.
00:16:45Until that bitch Jackie O took him from me.
00:16:47Oh, okay.
00:16:49Yes, she took my man.
00:16:50She took my money.
00:16:51But she will not take this opportunity.
00:16:52Do you not know why?
00:16:54Why?
00:16:54Because she's dead.
00:16:57Now let's welcome our next celebrity island of love ho, Truman Capote.
00:17:05I'm Truman Capote.
00:17:06I've written a number of seminal American novels.
00:17:09But the books aren't the only thing that's seminal.
00:17:12So is my ass.
00:17:14My turn offs include lawsuits from public figures who are mad I told their secrets.
00:17:20Boo!
00:17:21Grow up.
00:17:22I've joined the 21st century.
00:17:24Look, and I'm taking notes for my next tell all book.
00:17:28Oh, great.
00:17:28What's it going to be about?
00:17:30Well, it's the sequel to my novel In Cold Blood called In Warm Come.
00:17:35Oh.
00:17:36Oh, one second.
00:17:37Sorry, I need to take a note on something.
00:17:38Oh.
00:17:39RuPaul is here.
00:17:41She looks her age.
00:17:44Oh, my God.
00:17:45Laney Kazan is here.
00:17:47Eleanor Roosevelt.
00:17:48Nice to meet you.
00:17:49Here's our next island ho, Bloody Mary.
00:17:55Did someone say my name three times?
00:17:57I'm Bloody Mary and I'm looking for love and I'm ready to find him.
00:18:01They should be scared of me because I got that spooky coochie.
00:18:04Boo!
00:18:05When it comes to guys, what's your type?
00:18:08I like all kinds of guys.
00:18:10Okay.
00:18:11But not a type O, type A negative?
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Okay.
00:18:16All right.
00:18:17You're here to find love.
00:18:20Have you ever been in love?
00:18:22Maybe a few times I have.
00:18:24You don't remember?
00:18:28Yes, I...
00:18:29Oh, my God.
00:18:33I'm shitting myself.
00:18:36And now our next celebrity island ho, Sir David Attenborough.
00:18:41Oh, what a lovely poem.
00:18:47Hello, I'm Sir David Attenborough and I'm from England.
00:18:53Cheerio.
00:18:53I've observed a lot of creatures in their natural habitat getting it on.
00:18:59So I'm here to see if I can get in on the action.
00:19:03Help me.
00:19:04In a mate, I'm looking for bright colours, a beautiful mating call and a big snake.
00:19:11Now, what are you looking for in a partner?
00:19:14I've been around for a century.
00:19:16And the thing that I'm here to do is not really date, but more mate, baby.
00:19:23Oh, mate.
00:19:23When you only have a few years left, you get it where you're at.
00:19:26That's right.
00:19:27Well, Sir David, we are so happy to have you here.
00:19:30Oh, hello there.
00:19:32Scooby and Nixon, you look amazing.
00:19:33Thank you, Ross Matthews.
00:19:36You look fabulous.
00:19:39All right.
00:19:40Here comes our last island ho, ho, ho.
00:19:42It's Mrs. Claus.
00:19:46I'm Mrs. Claus.
00:19:48I'm looking for a real man.
00:19:50My husband hasn't touched me for years.
00:19:53Between you and me, he's got two famous beards, if you catch my drift.
00:19:59Now, you're a long way from the North Pole.
00:20:02How do you like this climate?
00:20:04Humidity?
00:20:05The heat?
00:20:06It's awful between the legs, if you know what I mean.
00:20:08I do.
00:20:09And what are you looking for?
00:20:11I'm looking to get glazed like a Christmas ham.
00:20:16Does Mrs. Claus get freaky?
00:20:18Oh, wouldn't you like to know.
00:20:24All right, island hoes, are you ready to meet the bros?
00:20:29Ready.
00:20:30I sure am.
00:20:31First, a pool boy from Denver, Colorado.
00:20:35Meet Zane.
00:20:37What's up?
00:20:37What's up?
00:20:38Oh, my.
00:20:39Oh, my gosh.
00:20:40Wow, look at those little shorts.
00:20:42You can barely get in there.
00:20:43I haven't been this excited since Babe Paley got highlights.
00:20:47Next up, a meat packer from Dallas, Texas.
00:20:52Meet Froy.
00:20:53Howdy, y'all.
00:20:53Hey.
00:20:54Hey there, cowboy.
00:20:54Hello.
00:20:55Hello.
00:20:57Cowabunga.
00:20:58And finally, a pipe layer from Riverside, California.
00:21:02Meet Chris.
00:21:03Ready to lay it down.
00:21:05Lay it.
00:21:05Oh, lay.
00:21:06Hey.
00:21:07I'll tell you this much.
00:21:08He can come down my chimney any night.
00:21:10All right, lovers, are you ready to snatch a match?
00:21:15Hell yeah.
00:21:16Good.
00:21:16So, to break the ice, let's play Clam Happy.
00:21:21Starting with Zane, reach inside that big pink clam and pull out a question.
00:21:28Hashtag too soon.
00:21:30Describe our dream wedding.
00:21:32All right.
00:21:33Looks like it's you, Greta.
00:21:35Picture it.
00:21:36Santorini Island on the mountain side.
00:21:39The Mediterranean breeze blowing through both of our natural body hairs.
00:21:45And then we dance the Zorba.
00:21:47Come and kick with me and we will dance into your private yacht into our separate staterooms and go into
00:21:53the night.
00:21:55So romantic.
00:21:56All right, Truman Capote, it's your turn.
00:21:59It's the interior of a cathedral.
00:22:01I'm walking down the aisle in a beautiful white crepe de chine dress.
00:22:06And I run into the arms of four beautiful Brazilian men covered in Crisco.
00:22:12You are not present.
00:22:18All right, it's you, Bloody Mary.
00:22:20Describe our dream wedding.
00:22:21It will be full of beautiful red roses all on the floor.
00:22:27Sponsored by Louis Vuitton.
00:22:28Everybody wears bloody shoes.
00:22:32Red velvet cake and beautiful red lingerie.
00:22:37And you just take off every single bit of it.
00:22:46Sister, forgive me, but thank you for bombing so bad.
00:22:54Oh, poor baby.
00:22:56All right, David Attenborough.
00:22:58Well, given the rapid rate of deterioration of the natural world, scientists predict we have approximately 30 minutes left.
00:23:07So, who cares about the wedding?
00:23:10Let's breed, baby!
00:23:15Okay, Froy, your turn.
00:23:16Go ahead and reach into that big pink clam.
00:23:19All right, Bloody Mary, hashtag jet set.
00:23:23If we were flying first class together and the flight attendant shamelessly flirted with me, what would you do?
00:23:28I would politely unbuckle my seatbelt, I would politely unbuckle my seatbelt, I would follow her, to the big cock,
00:23:34and I would politely ask for some peanuts.
00:23:41Cool.
00:23:44David, if the flight attendant shamelessly flirted with me, what would you do?
00:23:49Well, I'm known for being quite calm and polite.
00:23:52So, naturally, I would say, listen here, you skanky horse slut bitch.
00:23:58You better get your hands off my man before I maw you like a jaguar.
00:24:05Darlene keeps breaking character and laughing at me.
00:24:07I must be doing something right.
00:24:09All right.
00:24:10This is Claus.
00:24:12What would you do?
00:24:13Well, it wouldn't be the first time I've had to jingle some broads bells.
00:24:21I see what you did there.
00:24:25Okay, Chris, it's your turn.
00:24:27Pull out a question.
00:24:29Greta, what's a secret you haven't told anybody until now?
00:24:33My secret is more of a preference.
00:24:35I like my men like I like my coffee.
00:24:38Hot, dark, and up my ass.
00:24:42Cool.
00:24:42Well, David, what's a secret you haven't told anybody until now?
00:24:47Well, back before I got into nature documentaries, I was working on other types of film.
00:24:54An early one that I made with my friends and I was called My Anaconda Do.
00:25:00I'd love to see that.
00:25:01It was before we had digital cameras.
00:25:04It's been lost to time.
00:25:09Truman, what's a secret you haven't told anyone until now?
00:25:12Well, I know a lot of secrets and I have a few myself, but I don't want to name names,
00:25:19so I guess what I'll say is, smell my breath.
00:25:22You can taste Cary Grant.
00:25:25And smell my chair, that's Ross Matthews.
00:25:30Okay, lovers, it's time to couple up.
00:25:35But wait, fresh off the boat, we've got four new island hoes here to tempt our island bros.
00:25:46So, Celebrity Hoes, for now, we need you to chillax at the grotto.
00:25:52Bye-bye.
00:25:55Bloody Mary may go down in the history books again, and I will forever be haunted by this stupid bitch.
00:26:11Okay, island bros, here come the new island hoes.
00:26:15Let's welcome Lizzo.
00:26:17Oh, my God, look at this shit.
00:26:20Yeah!
00:26:23Honey, I am the big bitch, the only plus-size diva darling, Lizzo.
00:26:29Honey, I am here today to find a third for me and my boyfriend.
00:26:33I may be big, I may be black, but I'm body positive, and if you don't like body positivity, get
00:26:40the fuck out of my life.
00:26:43Hey, Lizzo.
00:26:44Hey, girl.
00:26:45You look fantastic.
00:26:47You have a boyfriend.
00:26:48I do.
00:26:49How did you and your boyfriend meet?
00:26:51So, we met down at the library, but it was across the street from the chicken joint.
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:55They were selling hot honey chicken, and ever since then, I had that man, girl.
00:26:59Okay.
00:26:59Now, you mentioned the chicken shack.
00:27:00Do you prefer dark meat or white meat?
00:27:03I prefer both.
00:27:04I prefer white meat.
00:27:08Let me see.
00:27:09White meat.
00:27:10A little tan.
00:27:11Good toast.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13All right.
00:27:13Well, fingers crossed you meet your love match.
00:27:16Up next, we have Hollywood royalty.
00:27:20Drew Barrymore.
00:27:23Hey, it's Drew.
00:27:25I'm an actress, a TV show host, and America's favorite cool mom.
00:27:32I've never been kissed, but I sure know how to pucker.
00:27:35I famously swore off marriage, but who am I to say no to love?
00:27:41I'm looking for more, very more.
00:27:45It's my name.
00:27:47What do you drink in that cup?
00:27:50Water.
00:27:53Drew, now, you're doing this talk show.
00:27:55Do you miss your acting career?
00:27:57Hell no, Drew.
00:27:59I've done enough work with Adam Sandler.
00:28:01I don't need to go back.
00:28:03Okay.
00:28:05If you ever have the chance to be on the Snatch Game of Love, do not miss out on the
00:28:10opportunity!
00:28:14All right, up next, JoJo Siwa.
00:28:19Hi, guys.
00:28:20I'm JoJo Siwa, and I'm starting to interview you on the Snatch Game.
00:28:24Recently, I came out as straight again, but I consider myself more pansexual or dance sexual.
00:28:31My best quality is my voice and probably my tongue.
00:28:35That's what my ex-girlfriend told me.
00:28:37I'm so happy to be here.
00:28:39Oh, my God.
00:28:39I'm so excited.
00:28:40I'm so excited to play the Snatch Game.
00:28:42We're so excited to have you here.
00:28:44Oh, yeah.
00:28:45Yeah.
00:28:46Fuck.
00:28:47Yeah, JoJo.
00:28:47Get it, JoJo.
00:28:48Oh, yeah.
00:28:49Now, you've turned into a bad girl, haven't you?
00:28:52Yeah.
00:28:53I don't have any thoughts with me this time, but at Disney World, I always do.
00:28:57Yeah.
00:28:57How do you stay in such great shape?
00:29:00Oh, dancing all the time.
00:29:01Ah, okay.
00:29:03Oh, my goodness.
00:29:04She's a little ball of energy.
00:29:06Oh, I could just eat her up.
00:29:08Let's bring out our final Celebrity Island ho.
00:29:13The Pope.
00:29:16Hello.
00:29:17I am the Pope, and I'm here from the sparkly Vatican City.
00:29:22My claim to fame is I speak directly for the Lord Upstairs.
00:29:28There's a guy, and I think you might know him.
00:29:30He had 12 strong men.
00:29:33Follow him all around town.
00:29:34But I'm just looking for one, and not the one that's going to betray me.
00:29:38Hello, your immanency.
00:29:41Who makes your outfits?
00:29:43Oh, I just have a little altar boy back home altering all of my outfits for me all day long.
00:29:48Can you turn around for me?
00:29:49Oh, let me do a little twirl.
00:29:50Yes.
00:29:50Oh, my goodness.
00:29:52Fabulous.
00:29:54Well, I've got to say, I've always wanted to do Snatch Game Vatican.
00:29:58All of the fashion, none of the fun.
00:30:03I'm so bad.
00:30:04I'm so bad.
00:30:06Hallelujah.
00:30:07Yes.
00:30:07I don't want to burn up.
00:30:08Okay, lovers, let's play round two of Clam Happy.
00:30:14All right, Chris, you are up.
00:30:16Reach into that clam and get your question.
00:30:18Oh.
00:30:19Hashtag flirting.
00:30:21You've got 30 seconds to woo me with a pickup line.
00:30:25Lizzo, go.
00:30:26No, I want to play a little song for you, bitch, on my floor.
00:30:33You see, it charms snakes, men, everybody out there draws.
00:30:37You're into big black women.
00:30:38Absolutely.
00:30:39You are?
00:30:41Have you ever fucked one of them?
00:30:42Jesus.
00:30:45Drew, um, you've got...
00:30:51Well, I've never been kissed, but I'm no stranger to a dirty Sanchez.
00:30:58Do with that as you will.
00:31:03Jojo, you've got 30 seconds to woo me with a pickup line.
00:31:06Go.
00:31:07I'm Jojo with the bobo, and I go real low-low.
00:31:12Oh, my goodness.
00:31:13Get it?
00:31:13Like, like oral?
00:31:15Yeah.
00:31:17All right, Froy, it is your turn.
00:31:20Starting with the Pope.
00:31:22Hashtag TMI.
00:31:23What's your worst habit?
00:31:25Lately, I've really been falling asleep in the confessional booths.
00:31:29Y'all sins have been so boring.
00:31:33What happened to the good old days of, you know, trying to take your son up to the mountaintop and
00:31:38sacrifice him?
00:31:41Do you?
00:31:43What's your worst habit?
00:31:43My worst habit.
00:31:44Well, in my tens, I had a debilitating drug addiction that ruined all of my relationships and family connections.
00:31:54But today I would say, loving too hard.
00:31:58But do you have love in real life?
00:32:01Yes, Lizzo.
00:32:09Froy.
00:32:10Alright, starting with Lizzo.
00:32:12Hashtag namaste.
00:32:13Show me your favorite yoga position.
00:32:16I would definitely call this the juice.
00:32:22Just a little bit of this.
00:32:24Oh.
00:32:24You know, it's like a downward dog thing.
00:32:26Mmm.
00:32:27It's getting real juicy right here.
00:32:29Yeah.
00:32:29You know, real juice.
00:32:33The entire time Kenya is talking, I'm like, girl, where are the jokes?
00:32:37I play a mean skin flute.
00:32:39Oh.
00:32:40Yeah.
00:32:41I do.
00:32:42Whoa.
00:32:43Hey, JoJo.
00:32:44Hey.
00:32:45Show me your favorite yoga position.
00:32:46This one's called the Lean Tower Pizza.
00:32:53Oh, shit.
00:32:55Seems like you do a lot of yoga.
00:32:56Yeah.
00:32:57Something like that.
00:32:59The Pope.
00:33:00Show me your favorite yoga position.
00:33:02Would you like to do it with me?
00:33:04It's real easy.
00:33:05Sure.
00:33:06You put your right hand out.
00:33:07My right hand's out.
00:33:08You put your left hand out.
00:33:09Left hand out.
00:33:10And you just hang there a while.
00:33:12And I call it the Christ Almighty.
00:33:14You stay there for, like, at least a week.
00:33:16And then you'll rise from the dead.
00:33:18What about three days?
00:33:19Three days works, too.
00:33:20Okay.
00:33:21You see, I was testing you.
00:33:25All right, let's bring back all our island hoes.
00:33:29Well, well, well.
00:33:30It's time to couple up.
00:33:33Zane, out of all of our island hoes, which one snatched your heart?
00:33:40Well, Rue, there was one person who really caught my eye and made me fall in love at first sight.
00:33:46They're not my usual type, but they've got perfect legs and the perfect juicy ass.
00:33:52I'm so stupid.
00:33:56Froy, would you come with me tonight?
00:33:58What the fuck?
00:34:01Yes.
00:34:02Yes.
00:34:03Yes.
00:34:04Oh, my God.
00:34:04Bring it in there.
00:34:05Well, Zane and Froy, the love suite is all yours.
00:34:10All right.
00:34:11Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:34:12Hold everything.
00:34:14Zane and Froy, can I come, too?
00:34:19Oh, my God.
00:34:20We thought you'd never ask.
00:34:30Sometimes the best love is the love you have for yourself.
00:34:36Well, the great thing about Snatch Game of Love Island is you still have 120 episodes to hook up.
00:34:44Until next time, sleep tight.
00:34:55Good morning, island hoes.
00:34:57We did Snatch Game.
00:34:59It is a new day in the workroom.
00:35:01Snatch Game is now closed, and today we are going to find out who's in the top.
00:35:05Who are the castaways of this love island?
00:35:09Guys, I think I might win this Snatch Game.
00:35:14After yesterday's Snatch Game, I feel...
00:35:20From the moment I came out, I was a deer in headlights.
00:35:23I just wanted it to end.
00:35:25If I say your name three times in the mirror, will a joke appear?
00:35:28Somebody...
00:35:31The girls are nasty today.
00:35:34Mr. Mikey, how are you feeling about Snatch Game Deadass?
00:35:36I'm so proud of myself.
00:35:37I feel like I did a great job.
00:35:39I just really hope Drew Barrymore sees the Snatch Game with love and all that and not send me a
00:35:44cease and desist.
00:35:45Girl, well, bitch, Lizzo might send me a cease and desist.
00:35:48No, enough.
00:35:49Girl.
00:35:49Girl.
00:35:50But you do Lizzo regularly, right?
00:35:51I do.
00:35:52I impersonate her, you know, with songs and recreating some of her looks, girl.
00:35:56But to actually do an impersonation of her, that was pretty tough.
00:36:01Can we have a little bit of drag delusion?
00:36:02I don't think I was the absolute ever to grace the Snatch Game ever, you know?
00:36:10But it was not that good.
00:36:14How are you feeling?
00:36:15I'm feeling really good.
00:36:17This was the challenge that I was like, if I can get through Snatch Game, I can get through anything.
00:36:22How are you feeling?
00:36:23Great.
00:36:23I made a real cackle, so I feel like that's a win for me.
00:36:26I am feeling so good.
00:36:29The Holy Spirit is in me.
00:36:31I could be a contender for a win, finally.
00:36:34The girls never think that you and I are going to win.
00:36:37We'll be the underdogs yet again.
00:36:40I cannot tell if Rue was laughing with me or at me, but it doesn't matter.
00:36:44She was laughing.
00:36:46This was the challenge that I always was like, just be safe.
00:36:49But after the Snatch Game, I think I could be in the top.
00:36:52But I don't think I'm going to be in the top as much as Discord thinks she's going to be
00:36:55in the top.
00:37:00Growing up in the Midwest, I really kind of knew that I had to run away to kind of really
00:37:06become whoever I was going to become.
00:37:08When I was little, I feel like I didn't necessarily have the freedoms to really express myself, whether I walked
00:37:16girly, sounded girly, and even being made fun of for being gay before I even knew that I was.
00:37:23So I always constantly felt different.
00:37:27I've just carried this feeling throughout life of just there's always going to be something that I can't share with
00:37:33other people.
00:37:34But then also, I'm still kind of fighting the like, watching y'all get ready.
00:37:39And then I'm like, oh bitch, like I don't have any of that, you know?
00:37:44There's no rules, and that's like the beauty of it all, is that you can do it all.
00:37:48And there's a level of like silliness and kind of play to what you're doing that is so punk rock.
00:37:52That I really, really admire.
00:37:59If someone says, you're so talented, it's hard for me to see that or hear that.
00:38:06Because that voice of thinking that there's something wrong, or that I'm doing something wrong, has been so strong for
00:38:13so long.
00:38:14I just, I love a girl that wears her heart on her sleeve.
00:38:17And so like, since day one, I was just like, ugh, gotta love her.
00:38:22There's a level of like bravery to you in general that I think is really admirable.
00:38:27I'm working, I'm working on seeing that.
00:38:32To be surrounded by queer joy from these sisters that are genuinely seeing me.
00:38:41To tell me that I'm just as deserving as they are, is not necessarily what I expected.
00:38:47I expected some catty bitches.
00:38:51Hey y'all, we survived Snatch Game.
00:38:53Oh, did we?
00:38:56I just keep replaying some of the stuff she said, being like,
00:39:00What are you talking about?
00:39:02I'm going to put on my Louis Vuitton.
00:39:05My bloody shoes.
00:39:08That's not Louis Vuitton.
00:39:09And I watch RuPaul literally go like this.
00:39:13Listen, I grew up in the Florida educational system.
00:39:16A child was left behind.
00:39:18A child was definitely left behind, okay?
00:39:20Thank you very much.
00:39:45Woah, that's how it's done.
00:39:48Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:39:51She's a lover and a fighter.
00:39:54It's Michelle Visage.
00:39:55Michelle, who was your first kiss?
00:39:57You're not gonna believe it.
00:39:59First, he was white.
00:40:01What?
00:40:02I know.
00:40:02We made out for the entire length of Stairway to Heaven,
00:40:05so my first kiss was eight minutes and three seconds.
00:40:10Style superstar Carson Kressley.
00:40:13Now, Carson, who was your first kiss?
00:40:15Oh, Ru, you're not gonna believe this.
00:40:17But he was white.
00:40:20And he was a girl.
00:40:22Shout out to Lana Gilpin.
00:40:24The sassy and sophisticated Brooke Shields.
00:40:28Brooke, who was your first kiss?
00:40:29Well, he also was white.
00:40:32But I was 11 and he was 28, I believe.
00:40:38And I was filming Pretty Baby and it was Keith Carradine.
00:40:41That's technically my first kiss.
00:40:45We are so happy you're here.
00:40:47So glad to be here.
00:40:48This week, we challenged our queens to find big laughs on the Snatch Game of Love Island.
00:40:55But tonight on the runway, category is 80s ladies.
00:41:00It's our era.
00:41:00The best era.
00:41:01Racers, start your engines.
00:41:04And may the best drag queen win.
00:41:11Category is 80s ladies.
00:41:14Up first, Athena Dionne is Joan Cullins.
00:41:19The champagne is burnt.
00:41:21Joan has a book called Behind the Shoulder Pad.
00:41:24So you know it's gotta be big shoulders, ruffles, honey, gold lame.
00:41:29Gaudy is goddess, honey.
00:41:31Well, there's nothing like a dame.
00:41:33Jane Don't as Kate Pearson from the B-52s.
00:41:37Yes.
00:41:38Team Root.
00:41:40Russ.
00:41:42This look is my love letter to the B-52s and to all of the creakazoid punk music that I
00:41:48was listening to
00:41:49when I first moved to Seattle as a little baby gay.
00:41:53Her favorite dish is a rock lobster.
00:41:55Oh, that sounds delicious.
00:41:56Mmm.
00:41:57Mia Star as Prince.
00:42:00This is what it sounds like when doves cry.
00:42:03Did somebody say purple rain?
00:42:05Prince may not be a lady, but Prince is definitely mother.
00:42:09This look is porn star plus pop star equals Mia Star.
00:42:13That whole look costs $19.99.
00:42:19Nini Coco as Cyndi Lauper.
00:42:22She's showing her true colors.
00:42:24She certainly is.
00:42:25Cyndi's fashion choices are all about expressing yourself really freely,
00:42:30over-accessorizing different prints and textures and colors.
00:42:34Do girls really just want to have fun?
00:42:36I think they'd also like health insurance.
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39And bodily autonomy.
00:42:40Is that too much to ask?
00:42:42No, it's not.
00:42:43Darlene Mitchell as Dolly Parton.
00:42:46This look is giving me Dollywood.
00:42:50Dolly Parton is one of my favorite people on earth.
00:42:53I even have a Dolly Parton shower curtain.
00:42:55And I am selling the seven-foot-tall Dolly fantasy.
00:43:00Pour this bitch a cup of ambition.
00:43:03Kenya Pleaser as Chaka Khan.
00:43:06Does anybody have eyes on Rufus?
00:43:10Honey, I am giving Chaka Khan 1986 Grammys.
00:43:14I have my hair.
00:43:16I have my boots.
00:43:16I have my gloves and my microphone.
00:43:18I'm feeling her from the inside, bitch.
00:43:20I'm trying to bounce this hair down this runway girl.
00:43:22She's actually related to my accountant, Morty Khan.
00:43:25He always talked about his sister Chaka.
00:43:29Mikey Meeks as Olivia Newton-John.
00:43:31Let me hear your body rock.
00:43:34Mikey Meeks stars as Olivia Newton-John in Hollywood Nights.
00:43:39The look is an exact reference to what she opened that show with.
00:43:43She's getting physical.
00:43:45She's totally hot.
00:43:47Juicy Love Dion.
00:43:49As Celia Cruz.
00:43:50Somebody passed the chips.
00:43:52It's the queen of salsa.
00:43:54I wanted to do something traditionally Cuban with a bit of an 80s flair to it.
00:43:58Yo me siento como la única perra en este mundo.
00:44:04Subtitles right here.
00:44:06Talk about being in cruise control.
00:44:10Discord Adams as Reba McIntyre.
00:44:14Come on down the runway, fire crotch.
00:44:17I'm trying to embody Reba.
00:44:19I've got a little shuffle.
00:44:20I think the judges are Reba McIntyred of seeing my old walk.
00:44:28She's just a single mom who works two jobs.
00:44:30She certainly is.
00:44:33Welcome queens.
00:44:34I've made some decisions.
00:44:37When I call your name, please step forward.
00:44:43Athena Dion.
00:44:45Darlene Mitchell.
00:44:47Discord Adams.
00:44:49Ladies, you are safe.
00:44:54You may leave this stage.
00:45:01Ladykins, you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
00:45:05Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
00:45:08Up first, Jane Doan.
00:45:11This is fun.
00:45:11I love that you put a drag spin on it.
00:45:13And you didn't give us like literal Kate Pearson.
00:45:16You gave us that more whimsical wink wink nod nod version of that.
00:45:20And then, of course, Truman Capote.
00:45:23In warm calm.
00:45:24Sounded a bit like Cartman, which made me laugh.
00:45:28I knew what we were getting the minute you sat down and you said to Athena,
00:45:32Oh, look, Lainey Kazan is here.
00:45:34Like, that was brilliant.
00:45:36Jane, I have to tell you, as someone who has been, was around Truman,
00:45:40and what was so beautiful about it was that it was more of an homage and your comedy is extraordinary.
00:45:47Brooke, you hung out with Truman Capote.
00:45:50What was your favorite memory of his?
00:45:51I was in the Studio 54 area, behind like the ropes.
00:45:56Wow.
00:45:57And because Andy Warhol liked me, he was very sweet to me.
00:46:01He wasn't ever, you know, bitchy or nasty to me.
00:46:04In front of your face.
00:46:06Up next, Mia Starr.
00:46:08Here tonight on the runway as the one and only Prince.
00:46:11This is wonderful.
00:46:12It's fun.
00:46:13It's costumey.
00:46:14But you know what?
00:46:14So is Prince.
00:46:15And that's why we loved him.
00:46:17Let's talk about your Bloody Mary.
00:46:18I mean, I love a Bloody Mary.
00:46:20I would have liked it to be a little spicier.
00:46:22In Snatch Game, you need to have a point of view.
00:46:24What's your type?
00:46:25That was a great moment to say like, O positive or B negative.
00:46:28And Rue was literally handing you the joke on like a tray, and you were missing it.
00:46:33I was so embarrassed.
00:46:34I can't even lie.
00:46:35Don't feel bad.
00:46:36If we don't have those moments, we don't know how to grow from them.
00:46:40That's right.
00:46:41Up next, Nene Coco.
00:46:44This is completely spot on for Cyndi Lauper.
00:46:47And it was just so joyful, and that's what Cyndi Lauper is.
00:46:50She's gonna love this.
00:46:52The minute I saw you, I knew who you were.
00:46:54It was Cyndi enough without being, um, I can't believe I'm saying this, but not too kitsch.
00:47:00You're Anaconda Dew.
00:47:01You're David Asenborough.
00:47:02Let's breathe, baby.
00:47:03It was really, really great.
00:47:04You had Rue laughing almost the entire time.
00:47:07And you had great little singers in there.
00:47:09When you were going to envision your wedding, you're like,
00:47:11well, we've only got 30 minutes left to live.
00:47:13Yeah.
00:47:14That was great.
00:47:15I have been so surprised by you.
00:47:18Did you know you'd be a powerhouse in this competition?
00:47:21I always think of the worst case scenario.
00:47:23And I, like, convince myself that that's always gonna happen.
00:47:26I think in this one, I just tried to be present in the moment, and I actually wasn't nervous at
00:47:32all.
00:47:33It's amazing.
00:47:33When you get over the nervousness, there's so much more bandwidth that you have to work with.
00:47:39Well, I'm sure Sir David will be very pleased with your choices.
00:47:43Thanks.
00:47:43All right, up next, Kenya Pleaser.
00:47:46This look is Shaka Khan.
00:47:48Somehow you de-dragged Shaka Khan.
00:47:51Shaka Khan had sequins on and fringe on her gloves.
00:47:55So somehow Shaka Khan became basic.
00:47:59When you first entered the Snatch Game of Love Island, I was very hopeful because you looked great.
00:48:04You had great energy.
00:48:05And then it went a little flat and was a little one note, like your flute playing.
00:48:10So I was just looking for more peaks and valleys.
00:48:13You're beautiful as Lizzo.
00:48:15You could have given her just layers of something to work with other than she wants dick.
00:48:22Up next, Mikey Meeks.
00:48:25Let's talk about your Olivia Newton-John.
00:48:27Yeah, this is 80s ladies.
00:48:29The shoes are a Xana don't for me.
00:48:32That a shoe.
00:48:40This is RuPaul's Drag Race.
00:48:41Even if Olivia wore that, it needs to be heightened.
00:48:45You gave us Drew Barrymore in a draggy, funny way.
00:48:48Do it that as you will.
00:48:50What I loved most, it was present.
00:48:53And in that presence, it made me laugh because you were playing her in earnest.
00:48:57And that's why it was funny.
00:49:00I was in my 10s when I met Drew.
00:49:02And she was like a little sister to me.
00:49:04Your impersonation was really honest, sweet.
00:49:08And I felt like you were really listening.
00:49:11Mikey Meeks, another surprise.
00:49:13But you are a shining star.
00:49:16Up next, Juicy loved Dion.
00:49:19First of all, Celia is amazing.
00:49:22I loved the salsa.
00:49:23All of it was just so well executed.
00:49:25You dragified it.
00:49:27Let's talk about your JoJo Siwa.
00:49:29I feel like we didn't know that much about JoJo Siwa.
00:49:32And I didn't know if you knew that much about JoJo Siwa and that's why it wasn't, you know, kind
00:49:36of coming through.
00:49:37Because it was kind of just the stock answers and then a lot of dancing.
00:49:40So Juicy, Snatch Game gives us an opportunity to peek inside your brain.
00:49:46And we couldn't get that from JoJo.
00:49:48At this point in the competition, we need to see you.
00:49:51Like, who are you?
00:49:55This is the point where you need to emerge.
00:50:00Thank you, Queens.
00:50:01I think we've heard enough.
00:50:02While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:50:08Just between us girlfriends, what do you think?
00:50:12Starting with Jane Doan.
00:50:13Tonight on the runway, she gave us Kate Pearson from the B-52s.
00:50:17And hers was spot on.
00:50:18I think what Jane did with Truman Capote was sublime.
00:50:21I wanted to go sit on the couch next to him.
00:50:24Let's talk about Mia Stark.
00:50:26I was going to say Bloody Mary three times in hopes that somebody was going to show up.
00:50:30It was just, there was nothing there.
00:50:32And I think it was nerves.
00:50:33And I also think it was lack of thinking about, like, who is my version of Bloody Mary.
00:50:38But I thought The Prince was great.
00:50:39I loved the flair and the moves.
00:50:41And I got the feeling there was confidence there.
00:50:44Yeah, she was confident as Prince.
00:50:46It's just, she didn't have anywhere to go with the Bloody Mary.
00:50:49It was too bad because this was not a good night for her.
00:50:52Nini Kokom.
00:50:53Choosing to portray a man on Drag Race is very difficult, I know, from experience.
00:50:58You should keep trying.
00:51:00I know.
00:51:01What's up?
00:51:03But what a portrayal.
00:51:05Funny and dry and very British.
00:51:08And then she came out here as Cyndi Lauper.
00:51:11Every detail was done.
00:51:13Nini slayed tonight.
00:51:15Kenya Pleaser.
00:51:16So Kenya, I had high hopes when I saw that she was playing Lizzo in Snatch Game,
00:51:20considering that's what she does for a living.
00:51:23However, she's a Lizzo lip-synker and performer.
00:51:27Right.
00:51:27So now there's the difference.
00:51:29Can she bring her to life?
00:51:31No.
00:51:33I was shocked that she came out as Chaka Khan.
00:51:37Had the hair not been there, I probably would not have had any idea.
00:51:41Was a bit vanilla.
00:51:43Mikey Meeks.
00:51:44Tonight on the runway, she gave us Olivia Newton-John.
00:51:47I think she missed it a little bit here.
00:51:50Those shoes, girl.
00:51:52And no.
00:51:53But I thought Mikey was really fun as Drew Barrymore.
00:51:57Dirty Sanchez.
00:51:58She was kind of soaking in it.
00:51:59And when she said the lines about having a drug problem in her 10s,
00:52:02I was like, I love the way she thinks.
00:52:05The humor was there.
00:52:06The physicalization was there.
00:52:08Mikey is a brilliant queen.
00:52:10Let's talk about Juicy loved Dion.
00:52:13Juicy had some of JoJo Siwa.
00:52:17I think what was missing was, again, a point of view.
00:52:21I don't know how many times we've told these kids,
00:52:23make it your own.
00:52:25I didn't see what she was doing with her JoJo.
00:52:27Okay?
00:52:28But I do think she redeems herself with this Celia Cruz runway look.
00:52:33That was a really, really fantastic runway look.
00:52:36All right, silence.
00:52:38Now, Brooke, is it true that you've never walked the runway?
00:52:43I have never walked the runway before.
00:52:45I was like the magazine girl, like from the neck up.
00:52:48Well, we have a runway here, Brooke, if you'd like to try it.
00:52:51I would love to lose my virginity to all of you.
00:52:56Brooke Shields, I have one thing to say.
00:52:59You better work.
00:53:01You better work.
00:53:02YAY!
00:53:03Ha, ha, ha.
00:53:05Come on, Brooke!
00:53:08Woo-hoo!
00:53:09Woo-hoo!
00:53:11Yeah!
00:53:12YAY!
00:53:13YAY!
00:53:14YAY!
00:53:15She's a snatch-ro.
00:53:17I don't think this was her first time.
00:53:21Welcome back queens.
00:53:22I've made some decisions.
00:53:26Jane Doan, Nene Coco, Mikey Meeks.
00:53:31This week, you all snatched the judges' attentions.
00:53:36But one of you really showed us your true colors.
00:53:45Nene Coco, congratulations.
00:53:48You're the winner of this week's challenge.
00:53:49Wow.
00:53:52Thank you so much. This is crazy.
00:53:55You've won a cash tip of $5,000.
00:54:00Woo!
00:54:01Oh, my God!
00:54:03I just won the Snatch Game.
00:54:06Are you kidding me?
00:54:08Jane and Mikey, you are safe.
00:54:11The three of you may join the other girls.
00:54:14Thank you so much.
00:54:18I knew I could get through it,
00:54:20but I never thought I could win it.
00:54:22This is blowing my mind.
00:54:24I know.
00:54:31Mia Starr.
00:54:32On the runway, you got the look, but your snatch was a bloody mess.
00:54:40Can you please her?
00:54:41Your Lizzo was only 50% that bitch.
00:54:46And your Shaka was more con than pro.
00:54:51Juicy love Dion.
00:54:53Your Celia Cruz was sweet.
00:54:56But your Jojo was a no-no.
00:55:01Juicy love Dion.
00:55:05You're safe.
00:55:11You may join the other girls.
00:55:16Kenya, Mia, I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
00:55:24Two queens stand before me.
00:55:27Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
00:55:36My heart drops into my stomach.
00:55:39I don't want to go against her.
00:55:41Number one, I look up to her so much.
00:55:43And number two, this bitch is literally the choreographer to the stars.
00:55:47How am I supposed to beat that?
00:55:48The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
00:56:02I love this bitch so much.
00:56:04I'm sad that it has to be us, but sister, you better know these words.
00:56:08Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
00:56:18When you're running so long, I've barely lost our chocolate time in every direction.
00:56:27I couldn't see the one in front that must be losing it.
00:56:33Because my mind plays tricks on me.
00:56:37It looks so easy.
00:56:39But you know, look, sometimes you've been running so fast.
00:56:45Right from the starting line, no more connections.
00:56:52I don't need any more advice.
00:56:55One has just reached a match.
00:56:59And one's just hanging on.
00:57:01It seems my reason
00:57:05Just keep going strong
00:57:07Get up a heel
00:57:10Can't stop myself
00:57:13Out of control
00:57:15Get up a heel
00:57:17And a tiny thing
00:57:18It's like a hole
00:57:19It's not a thing
00:57:22Get up a heel
00:57:24Come on, man!
00:57:26Come on!
00:57:27Come on!
00:57:28Yeah!
00:57:30My leg just goes
00:57:32Woo!
00:57:34And I do my very first dip.
00:57:36Is it a little crunchy?
00:57:37I don't know.
00:57:38It felt fierce.
00:57:39Head of a heel
00:57:40Where should I go?
00:57:42Can't stop myself
00:57:43Out of control
00:57:45Head of a heel
00:57:46No time to think
00:57:48Looks like the whole world's out of sync
00:57:51Head of a heel
00:57:52Where should I go?
00:57:54Can't stop myself
00:57:55Out of control
00:57:57Head of a heel
00:57:59No time to think
00:58:00Looks like the whole world's out of sync
00:58:05Yeah!
00:58:07Woo!
00:58:09Yeah!
00:58:10Yeah!
00:58:12Yeah!
00:58:12Woo!
00:58:18Queens!
00:58:19I've made my decision
00:58:27Can you please her?
00:58:29Shantae you stay
00:58:30Oh my God!
00:58:35Thank you so much!
00:58:37Thank you!
00:58:37You may join the other girls
00:58:39Thank you!
00:58:39Thank you!
00:58:40I love you!
00:58:41I love you!
00:58:44Me a star
00:58:45Never forget
00:58:47You're a star
00:58:49With two R's, baby
00:58:51Now
00:58:53Sashay away
00:58:54Thank you
00:58:55Each and every one of you
00:58:56I appreciate you so much
00:59:00I love you guys
00:59:01I love you guys
00:59:03I love you
00:59:04I love you
00:59:05I love you
00:59:05I love you
00:59:07I love you
00:59:07Fuck you Bloody Mary!
00:59:09Yeah!
00:59:11Bitch!
00:59:13Yes!
00:59:15That's the way you do it
00:59:19This has been the best time of my life
00:59:23Being a part of RuPaul's Drag Race is a dream come true
00:59:27Ru, thank you
00:59:28You
00:59:31I'm gonna cry
00:59:32Um
00:59:36Just thank you for seeing something in me
00:59:38I'm so grateful for you
00:59:39This is really just the beginning
00:59:42We gonna shake shit up across the world, baby
00:59:45Big Becks out there
00:59:46Keep snacking, baby
00:59:48Bye!
00:59:50Big Bec
00:59:51Big Bec
00:59:52Big Bec
00:59:52Big Bec
00:59:57Condragulations Queens
00:59:58And remember
00:59:59If you can't love yourself
01:00:00How in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
01:00:03Can I get an amen up in here?
01:00:04Amen!
01:00:05Alright, now let the music play
01:00:19Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race
01:00:21You'll be acting in the russical
01:00:23Fanny the Hard Knock Ball
01:00:26I'll see you next Tuesday
01:00:27You're only a wink away
01:00:29The whole rest of the play just disappeared
01:00:32When you came out
01:00:33I was like, oh shit
01:00:36I feel like, hey, I could be the lead
01:00:38This is a part that I feel really close to
01:00:40That I wanna do
01:00:41And I wanna make up for myself in the snatch game
01:00:42So I'm not budging
01:00:43So why do I have to budge?
01:00:46This town ain't big enough for two fannies
01:01:10Take the script and flip it
01:01:12Cause you're not like other bitches
01:01:14And show me something different
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