00:01Hello everyone, Nick Offerman here to tell you about two of my greatest passions in life,
00:07complex dramas about the empowerment of determined young women and the Chicago Cubs.
00:13As it happens, you can see both those things on Apple TV by checking out my new show,
00:19Margot's Got Money Troubles, where I play a professional wrestler of considerable legend,
00:24and then watching the Cubs on Friday Night Baseball.
00:28In honor of this monumental programming achievement, I will now be bestowing upon several Cubs players
00:35some authentic wrestling-style nicknames.
00:38First up, Alex Bregman, the mastermind, and his catchphrase, he'll have you bregging for mercy.
00:46You're welcome.
00:47Pete Crow Armstrong is the crowbar kid.
00:50He steals bases, he robs people of hits, his high-flying reckless energy comes from being
00:56one of the youngest and fastest players on the team, Dansby Swanson, I love a Swanson.
01:02My suggested nickname, Cool Hands Dansby.
01:06And then you got Nico Horner, they are a tag team called the Infield Boys.
01:11Seya Suzuki, I'm gonna go with the Barrel King, known for his precision striking and explosive bursts of contact.
01:19His finishing move, they call it the Sheffield Smash, because Sheffield is where you'll land.
01:26You heard me right.
01:27Michael Bush, also known as Bush the Basher.
01:31Catchphrase, first baseman, worst nightmare.
01:35Ian Happ, of course, is known as What's Happenin'.
01:38Daniel Palencia, the closer.
01:41His finishing move, the finishing move.
01:44I hope you enjoyed this little crossover.
01:46Check out Margot's Got Money Troubles and Friday Night Baseball, both streaming on Apple TV.
01:54Any questions?
01:57I didn't think so.
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