00:00Hi, I'm Elle Fanning.
00:01I'm Nick Offerman from Margo's Got Money Troubles.
00:04And today I'm channeling my inner hungry ghost and rating eggplant pics.
00:09Constructive, recreational, appendage analysis.
00:13Say what?
00:14Literal eggplants.
00:15Get your mind out of the gutter.
00:17So this is to me like an OG eggplant.
00:19I would take this, I would take this one home.
00:21I'm giving it a five.
00:23Hmm, I don't know.
00:25This looks relatively healthy, but it takes a hard turn to the left.
00:29Just like my Uncle Don's politics.
00:31I mean, maybe a three.
00:34Hmm, all right.
00:36This is shocking.
00:38This is kind of like spectacular for an eggplant, I have to say.
00:42I think I'm going with a five on this one.
00:45This is glorious eggplant.
00:47Growing eggplants is very doable at home if you give them warmth, sun, and consistent care.
00:53Let's see.
00:55It's a nice size.
00:56Certainly has some heft to it.
00:58I like it.
00:58It's not bad.
01:00Per germination, it's best to keep your soil around 70 to 85 degrees Fahrenheit.
01:05You might consider raised beds if your area is cooler.
01:09Like, whoa.
01:12Let's see.
01:12This is a big leaf but small fruit.
01:15That's probably getting too much nitrogen.
01:17Nice girth.
01:18I give it a four.
01:20Ew.
01:21If your eggplant has poor color development, it could be due to low potassium.
01:27You want to make sure you harvest these at the right time.
01:29Overripe eggplants turn dull and bitter.
01:32This is scary.
01:34It kind of looks gothic or something.
01:36Zero.
01:37No thanks.
01:38At our house, we always kept the eggplants near the back door.
01:42We would get in there and really root around.
01:46Weeding your eggplant beds is key.
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01:57Some of these totally look like dicks.
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