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Below Deck Down Under - Season 4 - Episode 12: Dates and Confused
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00:05.
00:05Previously on Below Deck, Down Under.
00:07Oh!
00:11It moved.
00:13Oh, hello.
00:14Hello.
00:15I miss you.
00:16Mm-hmm.
00:17John, I had a little puddle in his cabin.
00:20Cute.
00:20I'm gonna bake him a cake for his birthday.
00:22Mm-hmm.
00:23I have to talk to him later, bud.
00:25I'm treading on dangerous water.
00:27Your head's not there.
00:28No.
00:29Uh-huh.
00:30I've developed feelings for Daisy,
00:31and it's only fair to everyone
00:33that I clear things up with Ellie.
00:34And I can't let it keep going.
00:35Yeah.
00:36Because it'll just get worse.
00:38We're going to try it out for you.
00:39Yeah.
00:40If my boobs chop, I apologize.
00:42I think young love on a boat is a healthy thing,
00:45and I'm happy for both Janna and Eddie.
00:48Did I sound sincere?
00:50Ooh.
00:51I like you.
00:52And I think that our friendship is strong.
00:55I'd rather maintain what we've got
00:58than to ruin what we've got.
00:59All right.
01:00I'm kind of confused,
01:02but I think we're kind of on the same page.
01:04I'd love to hang out with you.
01:06Okay.
01:06Nothing changes.
01:07Well, then let's do that and see what that is.
01:10Tyler's flying in his glam technician
01:13to get him ready for a drag night on board.
01:15It's a secret surprise.
01:16Was there a makeup artist on board?
01:18I heard.
01:19Did Tyler smuggle one on?
01:20No.
01:23Oh, God.
01:24No.
01:25You didn't tell them.
01:26Jesus fucking Christ.
01:28What you can do is clean the upper deck.
01:30Um, yeah, let us know when you've done it.
01:32Okay, break it off the tube.
01:33Wait, what did you guys put in eggs?
01:35Pardon?
01:36What flavor is the eggs supposed to be?
01:38Yeah.
01:38Ben, I'll tell you.
01:39It tastes like dish soap.
01:41I put washing up liquor and the eggs.
01:45Can you taste this?
01:47Oh, my God.
01:49Lamb chops while they're still warm.
01:51Hey, Daisy.
01:51Daisy.
01:52I've got my hands full.
01:54I feel like I'm the only person
01:56who's channeling my energy into the job.
01:58It really is starting to feel like a joke.
02:00Guys, there's one of me.
02:01What's up?
02:02Why is there one of you?
02:03Because we've got someone upstairs.
02:05She's asleep and everyone else is docking the boat.
02:33F*** me.
02:34I can't be in a hundred places at once.
02:36What do you want?
02:36Listen, we want the frittata gone, please.
02:43she'd be great at this job wouldn't she she'd handle the stress really well oh yeah
02:48on go i feel like i work pretty hard and if the service is slow there's a reason i want
02:55to do this
02:55cake okay uh do you want to do a curd on top of the cage yeah and in this case
03:01ben is in the
03:01rock how about you give me your pot washer for a minute to run plates excellent thanks i mean
03:07oh i owe you one yeah that's a bean that's a bean where's your honeypot it's over there oh there
03:14it is lighting what do we owe you oh five bucks five bucks that's pretty good here we've got some
03:21frittata as well can i would you like some yes please there's no um soap in this one is there
03:26salt no soap soap oh i don't know you're the guinea pig yeah thanks that is tenders away tenders away
03:38daisy chill okay what's going on talk to me it's just you're doing the whole breakfast you're doing
03:42all of breakfast me and jenna okay so it's not you said there's one of you i thought jenna's doing
03:47drinks i just thought you were actually on your own christ okay i'm going to proceed in copy
03:55is there any soap it's an egg
04:06front of starboard dock is closing meters and closing up producers you can throw that to him
04:13now forward leading spring has been sent off turn it up copy all secure good work so i've
04:21left common cards by your bad we appreciate all the feedback thank you the cheesecakes cooking good
04:27stuff i feel like everything happens for a reason yeah i know what the reason is so you can marry
04:32oh my god sweet bit windswept there all right uh what stood out the most i've heard soapy eggs
04:43overall experience we come back to that one she can't do it it's like they're trying to send me
04:51over the edge already trying to think you're over the edge yeah i'm over the edge okay let's know if
04:56you can do anything thank you thank you perfect i've decided to gift captain with a little gift
05:02can i have one of your cock rings oh i don't know where they are give them a duct tape
05:07go curry get any of your whites coffee
05:09hello
05:10hello
05:14hello that's elisa's bottom to her bed i'm not stinking anymore well somewhat not i'm not
05:21sweetie he wrote like a five paragraph essay i should have handcuffed myself to something in the
05:27bedroom let's go wow it feels like another reality out here all right y'all
05:33yay
05:37thank you you guys are amazing bye and this is for you oh
05:44perfect thank you for being nice thank you very much for everything we have all had the most memorable
05:50trip thank you very much from everybody and this is very well deserved i appreciate it and i do have
05:55one more little competition for the first person to jump off this marina
06:02butt naked gets a thousand dollars oh my god cash oh my god
06:09let's go let's go let's go
06:32all right guys let's go bye guys listen everyone let's clean up let's get in our blues
06:39cool thank you very much thank you
06:41oh
06:42oh
06:43yay
06:44meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow
06:47wow
06:49jesus christ
06:51wait wait wait wait wait wait wait is he coming
06:57surely you don't
06:59how do you get into it
07:01it's probably the weirdest gift i've ever had from a charter guest but i just have to try it out
07:08that's insane
07:14they look great
07:20i can't do the tip meeting like this
07:25attention all crew please meet in the main salon for the tip meeting copy
07:30ready baby
07:31what could have been better less soap
07:36chart of five
07:38all exhausted
07:39sufficiently
07:40okay
07:41well
07:44galley
07:44what a stuffer
07:46my ex tastes like dish soap
07:47literally it tastes like dawn
07:49it's unacceptable
07:50okay
07:51interior needs to actually crack down
07:53work together
07:54in unison
07:55was there a makeup artist on board i heard
07:58did tyler smuggle one on
07:59mike spills the teeth
08:00what
08:01what the
08:01this is just to see exactly what we can improve on
08:04righto
08:05well the tip was 22,000
08:07okay that's 1,600 per person
08:09plus the 1,000 that you jumped in for so it's 1,700 each
08:13nice
08:15thank you mikey
08:16as you know tips on vessels all go into a collective group
08:19there's no ifs and buts
08:20we all put in we all share equally
08:21i'm all happy with that
08:22it was a team effort and we're all chipped in
08:25i mean i just chipped in a little bit more
08:29now
08:29now
08:30for the helmet
08:33l
08:34well deserved
08:35well deserved
08:36i'll take it thank you
08:37i love it
08:39i mean come on
08:41soapy scramble
08:42yeah of course i deserve this
08:43i don't think anybody has ever been more deserving of a helmet
08:46than i am right now
08:47righto
08:48i know you're all exhausted i know we just got over the halfway mark and you all have to start
08:52thinking of the bigger picture
08:53so in saying that the owner of sandy lane marina has given you a villa to use this afternoon
08:58there's going to be a pool there there's a grill there you can cook yourselves
09:00then you can come back here and then tomorrow you're going to get on a catamaran and go for a
09:04trip to the dog
09:05i want you to really bond
09:10this is a great opportunity for the crew to have a day off
09:14i'm really feeling some tension in the crew
09:16we're halfway through the charters
09:17they're tired
09:18and hopefully this reset
09:19can bring some energy back into it
09:21and we'll get through the rest of the season
09:22we have a couple of good days off
09:24the next day it's a 7am start
09:26okay
09:26sounds good
09:27copy that
09:28daisy you want to say something
09:29yeah i've been pretty upset this trip
09:31i've been seeing a lot of selfishness from different people
09:35whether that's regarding they think they work harder than other people
09:38i've seen people bickering at each other in front of crew
09:41it's been actually relentless
09:43and the crux of it has been quite a lot of selfish behaviour
09:47we're a team
09:48we all work as a team
09:50it just can't happen again
09:51respect each other
09:53we don't have to be petty
09:54it's about just respecting each other
09:56yeah i agree
09:57thank you
09:58thank you very much
09:59right let's go
09:59stunning
10:00thank you captain
10:01at least i think you've stepped up really a lot
10:06don't
10:07it's not funny
10:07i don't think i work harder than everyone
10:11why do you think that was pointed at you
10:13because of what mikey said
10:14mikey didn't say anything
10:15nice to presume though
10:17i think some people just need to relax
10:18ah there we go again
10:20do that again mikey
10:21and i swear there'll be a consequence
10:24you're gonna have to keep me away from him tonight
10:26i'm like is this real life
10:29i'm talking to you about respect and you're disrespecting me in the conversation of respect
10:34sorry
10:35no
10:36not how it works
10:37i can see i'm being attacked
10:38so i'm gonna react to it
10:40you know what i mean
10:40so what's the solution here
10:42i don't know i'm not the boss
10:43so you're gonna put this back on me
10:45so you're gonna put this back on me
10:56you're gonna tell me that i have to sort
11:12please
11:13please stop worrying about the things that you cannot change
11:15if you carry on to give reaction you carry on to do that
11:19some people on this boat are so paranoid
11:21it's ridiculous
11:22she just needs to focus on ourselves and start worrying about everyone else
11:25i feel like elisa's just trying to prove herself in this position
11:27by pointing me out to say that i'm not doing a good job
11:31to make herself look better
11:33it's so f***ing annoying
11:35she's the most toxic person i've ever met in my life
11:45interior interior daisy
11:46before we get off the bows
11:48i really want to finish cabins
11:49copy
11:53last ones
11:55oh yai yai yai yai
11:56oh nice
11:57now i've got spare lashes for the weekend
12:01we're done now aren't we
12:02all good
12:03all good
12:05how are you
12:05good how are you
12:06good just surprised
12:07yep
12:08yeah
12:09yeah
12:13oh that's the lady i was looking for
12:15um tomorrow
12:16would you like to go for a drink or something like that
12:19yeah i would love that
12:20would you like that
12:20yeah it's all right
12:21that's good
12:22yeah thank you
12:25i only just this year decided to start getting back into dating after three years
12:29so it's scary
12:30my problem is i'm a lover boy i just wear my heart on my sleeve
12:33my last relationship i think i saw into it a lot deeper more than she did and i just kind
12:40of ended up getting hurt from it fingers crossed that doesn't happen again now
12:43oh
12:44did i just go on a date
12:45i think you're going on a date though
12:46i've just been going on a date now
12:48i'm excited we've learned this
12:49yeah
12:50get me off the post
12:52yeah you're a beautiful girl
12:54great to roll ladies and gentlemen
12:55you've got a big night the night we're early
12:57yeah
12:58no i had a chat with it last night
12:59tell how you fancy dazzy instead
13:04yeah
13:05you know how i would do
13:07the mike and eddie crew
13:11i mean i've been waiting forever for this joao and ellie thing to end
13:15now it's finally over
13:16so i'm thinking of your head like i can finally make some moves with ellie
13:19mike is back out of retirement
13:22we're not messing about
13:23leave your problems and your dignity on katina
13:26mikey you're with me baby
13:28but till you're driving
13:29there's joao looking sexy
13:38you're gonna roll there
13:39they're catching us
13:50right guys here we are
13:54horny i'm home
13:57this is amazing eh
13:59i just wanna get into the pool
14:00i need to get ready
14:02vacation
14:05there's no mirror
14:05where are the mirrors
14:07we've got booze for days
14:08wings are good aren't they
14:10beautiful
14:12what
14:14what
14:14what
14:15yeah just to keep it going
14:17there you go
14:18thank you
14:24gentlemen
14:24you all right
14:26how are you
14:26and i apologize for how i support you by the way but i'll explain
14:29can i stop just one second there
14:31all i saw was the way you were speaking to daisy
14:34yeah of course
14:34and that
14:35yeah yeah of course yeah of course
14:36let's have respect for each other
14:37no no of course
14:38speaking of you and daisy
14:42oh off
14:43ah
14:44all right here we go
14:45here we go
15:00here we go
15:15okay okay i'm gonna get a little pee
15:17my stupid little pea brain sits there and goes what would it be like if i married jenna
15:29i don't want to take it too fast i don't see me on the sky
15:35all right hold on
15:37i need a glass of red
15:48all right
15:49all right
15:49you right
15:49right
15:51what's going on
15:52what's going on
15:53did you have a little chat last night
15:55we did yeah
15:56what was it about
15:57basically we just said that
15:59you know we just we're just having fun for the season
16:02it's like four more chats
16:03yeah yeah yeah yeah
16:03we like each other
16:04let's get to know each other
16:06ah job said he likes it as well
16:08Yeah.
16:08Oh, that's nice.
16:09What did Joelle say to you?
16:12Well, Joelle said to me he wasn't into Ali.
16:14Really?
16:15Well, obviously, two hours ago, you just joined.
16:18I had a chat with Joelle, and Joelle was like,
16:18I've cut things off with Ali, and I'm like, all right.
16:24Am I being played?
16:25Am I being lied to?
16:27Because going off the conversation I had with Joelle last night,
16:31I'm thinking we're kind of in a good place.
16:33You know, it just makes no sense.
16:35I thought things were being cut off.
16:38OK.
16:39Let's see the shirt right now.
16:40I'm taking a lot of them over here.
16:41I'm just going to have a shot.
16:43Joelle, nice team.
16:45So, I'm sorry to interrupt.
16:46Can we talk for a second?
16:47I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation.
16:48No, 100% listen to you.
16:50Of course, of course, yeah.
16:51The guys, they just told me now that today you told them
16:53you cut things off with me, you want nothing to do with me.
16:56Where's Mike?
16:56Eddie, come here.
16:58All right.
17:00Yeah.
17:02Did you just say it to me?
17:03Say exactly what you said.
17:03I said, look, maybe you need to have a chat
17:05because I'm not too sure where things stand.
17:06Right.
17:07That's what I said.
17:08Yes.
17:08OK, fine.
17:09And you said that Joelle told you today
17:10that he cut things off with me last night.
17:12Yeah, because that's what I heard.
17:13You've got a big night the night with Ali.
17:15No, I had a chat with her last night.
17:16Did you?
17:16You said that you fancy Daisy instead.
17:18Cut things off is not what I said.
17:20I said that we'd had a chat.
17:22Yeah.
17:22OK.
17:22You said to me that you and Ali weren't working out.
17:25Working out is not the right word.
17:26I didn't want an over-expectation.
17:29You said to me that I'm not into Ali because I like Daisy.
17:31Oh, my God.
17:33This is awful.
17:34I'm going to go away.
17:35This is awful.
17:36I don't want to be part of this.
17:38I never said cut things off.
17:39Well, if you think you're right, you're right, man.
17:41You're right.
17:42You see, this is the f***ing sarcasm.
17:44Mike doesn't know what I said to Ali.
17:45It took so much effort to spare her feelings and to get us on a path of friendship.
17:52Mike has come in and f***ed that all up with one conversation because he's jealous.
17:56You all right, then?
17:57Have I done anything wrong here?
17:59Sorry.
17:59He's just being a dick in the wind-up.
18:01That's it.
18:02You all right?
18:03He's in the Daisy now.
18:05I'm sorry that you had to deal with that.
18:07I don't know if it was a whole f***ing gig for his birthday.
18:09You know what?
18:10We're going to use that for guests, all right?
18:13It's going to be so much better, all right?
18:15It's one dessert we don't have to do.
18:17Think about it.
18:19One dessert we don't have to do.
18:21It's the baby one.
18:22It's going to be perfect.
18:23It's such a good cheesecake as well.
18:25He doesn't even deserve it, right?
18:33Get in here.
18:34Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, everybody.
18:39All right, I'm pretty keen to get out.
18:41I know.
18:42I'm going to go.
18:43It's f***ing I'm going with my fireball from upstairs.
18:48You like to sit here?
18:49Sorry, thank you.
18:50Can we all just take two to five minutes to tidy the f*** up here?
18:54Honestly, I've been packing up in bin bags the entire time.
18:57I put so many bottles in the f***ing bin bag.
19:00Nobody creates more than each other.
19:02Can we stop this f***ing tip or tap?
19:05Can we f*** me?
19:05There's some people on this board definitely working harder than others.
19:08I feel like you should sit down because you're definitely working the least half ever.
19:12I want to let you know that I recognize that you're working really hard.
19:15Thank God you're being genuine.
19:16I love that.
19:18Alicia, I think a few people have had too much to drink.
19:20That's actually really out of order.
19:22Is it?
19:22Yeah, that is really upsetting.
19:24If somebody said that to me, I would be really upset.
19:26That's not okay.
19:28Is it?
19:28You're being mean.
19:29I'm not trying to be dramatic.
19:30He wants to f***ing buy me, buy me.
19:33And then the second I react, it's Alicia.
19:35So how do we move forward from this?
19:37You need, as a f***ing head of department.
19:39I need, I f***ing need.
19:41I am done with this.
19:43Alicia, I have had this from him and I've had this from you.
19:45The two of you sort this s*** out together.
19:47I am not doing this anymore.
19:49You have a problem with him.
19:51He has a problem with you.
19:52I am done with this.
19:54f*** this s***.
19:55I am done.
20:06The two of you sort this s*** out together.
20:08f*** this s***.
20:10I am done.
20:15Does anyone know what's happened?
20:17Let's just like the previous s***.
20:20Don't actually care what the f*** the consequence is.
20:23It's my job to run a super yacht.
20:26Nowhere on my job description is to mediate two squabbling children.
20:31And if they don't rein it in, pads are going to roll.
20:33This is bull s***.
20:35Daze, could you yell at me?
20:38Let's go.
20:44We need to go down to this.
20:46This is f***ing s***.
20:48Let's just see what the rest of the season brings.
20:50I'm looking forward to it.
20:51I just want to sleep.
20:54Gizzle.
20:55Hey, hey, hey.
20:56Where's my dick colorful rainbow?
20:59I don't know.
20:59Who the f*** is?
21:01No, you don't get it.
21:07It was on my bed first.
21:09What do you mean?
21:11I'm going to get pissed off.
21:12I'm so dumb.
21:13Bitch, I never say a word.
21:18You aren't bad?
21:21Big time, big time.
21:23Yeah, I'm crashing.
21:25You okay?
21:29Oh, no, what's wrong?
21:31I'm so stupid.
21:35Happy birthday, bro.
21:37She was like, oh, I want to ask you to do the real estate.
21:40I'm done with her.
21:42I'm like, this is so f***ing mean.
21:43Like, what are we done for?
21:44I never asked you for anything.
21:48I never asked you for a relationship.
21:50I never asked you for anything.
21:51We were both on the same page.
21:54I'm sorry.
21:55What the f*** are you doing?
21:57Good boy, that's your best.
21:59Right.
21:59Okay, nice.
22:09I have such a headache.
22:12Alcohol is not your friend.
22:16Especially vodka.
22:19Hey.
22:20Hi.
22:21Do I look like s***?
22:22That's f***ing incredible.
22:23How are you doing?
22:24Good morning.
22:24Yeah, I know.
22:25I've been thinking about you, babe.
22:27Really?
22:27Yeah, a little bit.
22:29Good things I have.
22:31Of course.
22:33Did you have a good night?
22:34Morning.
22:39Today is going to be the day I f***ing lost my s*** a few times.
22:42Oh, dear?
22:42Oh, f***ing Mike and Alicia both came up to me.
22:45They'd be like, what are you going to do about this?
22:47I f***ing went off.
22:50I was like, do not come to me and make this my problem.
22:53I was really upset about it.
22:54Don't engage in it.
22:55We're here to work.
22:56You're not able to do that?
22:57Buy another job.
22:58Alicia and Mike are adults.
22:59They need to learn to work in these environments.
23:01And this is part of working on yours.
23:03If they cannot be mature enough to resolve their small squabbles and conflicts, well, maybe
23:09they have to go.
23:09It's just toxic.
23:10It's not fair to anyone else.
23:12I get to a point.
23:13If you don't want to get to where we're trying to go, I'll make changes.
23:16Yeah.
23:16Thanks, Jason.
23:18Are you going to come on the catamaran with us?
23:20No, I'm not.
23:21You guys can have a good...
23:22You don't need cappy around.
23:23I might just get on the e-foil and cruise around on the island.
23:27That would be fun.
23:28It will be.
23:34I'm in my f***ing element.
23:36I can't help you.
23:37We're going to have a good time.
23:38Hello.
23:41Cheers.
23:43Right, team, let's go.
23:45Okay, vamanos.
23:48Catamaran.
23:49Catamaran.
23:49Catamaran.
23:51Hey, brother.
23:51Should we take a proper photo?
23:53Don't move.
23:54Yeah, that's good.
23:56Vamanos.
23:57You look like a sex icon.
24:00Yay!
24:02Is he Jason?
24:06What did he say?
24:08Happy birthday.
24:10Legend.
24:12Are we putting sales up?
24:14Yeah.
24:18Take one of me and Ry for his money together.
24:21Hello, ladies.
24:22How are you feeling after yesterday?
24:23Oh, I feel okay.
24:24Yeah.
24:25He hasn't spoken to me.
24:25I'm a little bit curious about one thing, though.
24:28Uh-huh.
24:28Do you mind me flirting?
24:30Do you like to have a little bit flirting?
24:31It's not an issue.
24:32It's not something that bothers me.
24:33So you're giving me permission to flirt with you, but...
24:36So...
24:37So...
24:37I'm sure.
24:38Knock yourself out.
24:40Why do you want to stir the pot with your boss?
24:42Could you see you and Ellie having a little bit of a boat dance together?
24:45Look at it.
24:46At the end of the day, we get on well.
24:48Energy's match.
24:49We've got similar interests.
24:51Me and Ellie could get up with a little bit of mischief.
24:54Who knows?
24:54But you are sexy.
24:55Oh.
24:58I literally don't even know what Mike's saying.
25:01You need to stop about the Mike thing.
25:03Concentrate on you and Ellie.
25:05You need to go and switch to her.
25:06Yeah, you're right.
25:07Good to see you.
25:09What are you up to?
25:10You having a good day?
25:11Yeah.
25:11100%.
25:11I've been having a good day every single day since I got home.
25:14Since you met me?
25:16Wow, you're so funny.
25:17Oh, that's a great shot there.
25:19You're going to like it.
25:20Look at this, guys.
25:21So pretty.
25:24Okay, tender.
25:25Girls, you ready?
25:26Thank you so much.
25:28All right, chaps.
25:29Beach up, beach up.
25:32Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
25:34Can we get frozen margaritas?
25:37Okay?
25:38I'm good, I'm good.
25:40How are you doing?
25:40Can I sit and cheer with me?
25:42I'll sit and cheer with you.
25:44Come on, you're a lovely lady.
25:45That's such a nice bikini, aren't you?
25:48I want to see you in your home comfort clothes.
25:51Is that what you would wear at home?
25:52Oh, I look hideous.
25:53Yeah, but I want to see that.
25:55I like to dress up to where I'm going.
25:57Yeah, and you can.
25:58I just sit there with a little smile on my head going, that'll change.
26:01I don't think it will change.
26:02No, no, no, but the things that you think now will change as years go by.
26:07Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
26:10Oh, food's up.
26:11Do you want some food?
26:12Yeah, I would love food.
26:13Come on, then.
26:13Come.
26:15Oh, what does everybody want?
26:16Just normal margarita.
26:17Strawberry, please.
26:19I'll get the next round.
26:20My friends, I've missed you guys.
26:23I miss you too, babes.
26:24Can I sit here?
26:26Yeah.
26:26How are you and Eddie doing?
26:27Oh, whatever.
26:29Huh?
26:29I'm trying.
26:30What do you mean you're trying?
26:33Well, that's true.
26:35It's definitely not a person that I would normally be with.
26:39Yeah.
26:39You're not going to grow a mustache, are you, or anything?
26:43Like, they're not contagious.
26:44Mustache is contagious.
26:45Sure.
26:46Anytime you want to come to the master cabin, you know, I'll be there.
26:50Like, I mean, I'm usually busy, but, like...
26:53Oh, yeah?
26:53Doing your own thing?
26:54Oh, no, just watching TV and stuff like that.
26:57I expect nothing in return, either.
26:59Just maybe a couple of cheeky laughs here and there, you know?
27:02That works for us.
27:04Just go over.
27:04Just go over.
27:07You're making it so difficult to speak to her.
27:11I think you should go over.
27:12I think that is a...
27:14I don't know if Chihuahua has feelings for me or not,
27:16but it does suck.
27:18Rejection does suck.
27:20She's embarrassed.
27:21She's hurt.
27:21And so I do feel sorry for Ellie.
27:24Ellie, can we chat?
27:25Oh, God.
27:27You okay?
27:31I want you to enjoy your birthday.
27:32I am.
27:33I just want us all to enjoy it.
27:36Please talk.
27:37Please.
27:38The reason why I got so hurt yesterday and why I felt stupid
27:42is because I was planning a birthday surprise for you.
27:45I baked you a cake.
27:46I woke up two hours before work.
27:49I got up two hours early on my own time to bake you a birthday cake,
27:52your favorite cake that you mentioned.
27:54Like, make your day special.
27:55Make you feel incredible.
27:56And then what I get is, like,
27:58he doesn't want anything to do with you.
27:59He said he cut things off with you.
28:01So that's what hurt me.
28:02I'm sorry.
28:03I never asked you for a relationship job.
28:04I know that.
28:05I never forced you to do anything.
28:06That's why I spoke to you.
28:07That night, I feel like...
28:10I don't want to complicate anything.
28:12And I don't want that to ruin what we've got.
28:16Okay.
28:16Does that make sense?
28:18Am I...
28:19Uh, sort of.
28:20I'm upset about what Mike said.
28:23He used those words against me, all right?
28:25I have not said I have won nothing to do with you.
28:28I promise.
28:29Okay.
28:30Okay.
28:30Thank you for saying that.
28:32So, how do I proceed with this?
28:35Have fun with me.
28:36I don't want to...
28:39And just be you.
28:41There's nothing more to it.
28:42Promise.
28:43Okay.
28:43I know I need to break it off with Ellie.
28:45But today is the only day we get off.
28:48I want everyone to have fun.
28:51So, for the time being, I'm going to tell Ellie what she wants to hear.
28:55And I'll have to figure it out later.
28:57Oh, we do look good.
29:00Washing it from a distance.
29:01How does Joelle stand upright without her spine?
29:03I was going to throw her kicking in the trash last night.
29:06I don't understand.
29:08Oh, good times.
29:19I feel like you're still doing better.
29:21There's a bit of a misunderstanding.
29:23Ellie, are you back home?
29:26We're just, you know, getting to know each other.
29:28And we're going to spend some time together for the rest of the season.
29:31And see how it goes from there.
29:32Yeah.
29:32Yeah.
29:33No pressure.
29:34Yeah.
29:36Do you think we should go to the boat together?
29:38Do you like boats?
29:39Okay, let's go.
29:42I want to swim back.
29:43Can we swim back?
29:45You're the best.
29:46Thank you so much.
29:54What do you say?
29:57Eddie asked me on a date.
29:58That's cute.
30:01Hey.
30:03Hello.
30:03Do you want the gas?
30:05Yeah.
30:06Did I tell you that Eddie, he's going on a date with Jenna?
30:09Time to get ready for my heartbeat.
30:11I am intrigued to see how it unfolds.
30:14Oh, me too.
30:16Not that I like gossip.
30:19Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
30:23He's so cute.
30:25Look at you.
30:27You look lovely.
30:28Don't get pregnant.
30:30Be safe.
30:31Oh, come on.
30:32Have a beautiful evening.
30:34Thanks, Mikey.
30:36Oh.
30:37Oh, you're so sweet.
30:38Yeah, you like that.
30:40How nice is that for you, then?
30:42It's so cute.
30:43I love it.
30:44I like this.
30:45This is really cute.
30:46Oh, thank you.
30:47This old thing.
30:48This old thing.
30:50I'm going to get the binoculars.
30:54Daisy.
30:55Yeah?
30:55See me.
30:58Good evening.
30:59Hello.
30:59Good evening.
31:00Thank you very much.
31:01I love a good glass of wine, like, with dinners.
31:03I quite like Merlot.
31:04You fancy Merlot?
31:06It feels fine, thank you.
31:07Hey, hold on.
31:08A bit of romance is good.
31:10You there.
31:10We're watching.
31:13He's looking at us.
31:16There isn't a thing I could sit there, someone said,
31:18what do you dislike about Jenna?
31:22There's no faults when it comes to Jenna whatsoever.
31:24Is that true?
31:25Yeah.
31:25There's that little bit of fun aside.
31:27The Jenna laugh, is what I call it.
31:30Everybody used to call me Spongebob in school,
31:32because I used to laugh like Spongebob.
31:36I was just called highballs at school, because my balls just
31:40didn't drop for ages.
31:43Good to know.
31:45They've dropped?
31:46Yes, they have.
31:47Yeah, I can show you on that one.
31:49That's cute.
31:50Yes.
31:52Esteban, I'm going.
31:53I can't stay in this box of lies.
31:57So how's my little galley wall there?
31:59Are you good?
32:00Yeah, I'm great.
32:01I'm great.
32:02I had a conversation with Zhao on the beach.
32:04It might have been misinterpreted.
32:06Maybe he didn't express himself well, but it's very good now.
32:09Pretty set, right?
32:10Yeah, so we can finish it.
32:11Cool.
32:12You want to do it?
32:12Yeah.
32:14Start with half of that.
32:15That's it.
32:16That's it.
32:16Do you want, like, a swirl, or?
32:18I wanted it kind of flat, and I wanted to, like, write happy birthday on it.
32:22Yeah, um, icing will just kind of run down the peaks.
32:26And skip the happy birthday.
32:27All right, here you go.
32:28Looks really professional.
32:29Well done.
32:32Stick it back in the fridge.
32:32I love it.
32:35What would be, like, a fun date you'd like to do?
32:37Like, mini golf's a classic.
32:40Oh, mini golf.
32:41I'd take you to the zoo as well.
32:43I love the zoo.
32:44You like the zoo?
32:45Yeah.
32:46I like animals.
32:46Tiger's my favorite.
32:48If I had to choose between Ben and Eddie and the lifestyle I wish for my future to look like,
32:54Eddie wants the backpack, but I don't even own a backpack.
32:58I own clutches.
33:01Thank you very much.
33:03But with Ben, it's like he's more refined and likes the finer things in life, and I don't have to
33:10feel guilty for that.
33:12I genuinely have to be able to see if I've got enough money from last night.
33:15But then again, my previous boyfriend was just like him, and I have nothing to show for it.
33:21Eddie is the safe bet.
33:22How much have you got there?
33:24Give me that one.
33:26That's a nice tip there.
33:30Thank you, darling.
33:31Come on, then.
33:33I've had a lovely, lovely evening.
33:45Shoes off.
33:46Just realized that.
33:47Bad boy, Eddie.
33:47I might quickly pop in the shower.
33:49Go.
33:50Are you ready to be Christianeered?
33:52Yeah, do you know how it goes?
33:54What's up, bud?
33:54Hey, dog.
33:55Yeah, you're good.
33:56Yeah, I like it.
33:56I like the jumper.
33:57I like these stripes.
33:58Thank you, man.
33:59Oh, yeah.
34:00How nice does she look, though?
34:01I love it.
34:02Look at that.
34:04Mikey?
34:05I kept it PG.
34:07Good.
34:09Cheers.
34:10Oh, look at her.
34:13How was it?
34:15You know, he's such a gentleman, and he's so cute.
34:19But it's like nothing I would normally go for.
34:22What did you talk about?
34:24He did most of the talking.
34:25Really?
34:27Did you have a good day?
34:28I didn't know you guys went to my date.
34:30I'm so happy for you.
34:31That was lovely.
34:32It's just nice getting to have that stick.
34:37You good, dude?
34:39Yeah.
34:45I'm so happy for you.
34:47Do you want a drink or what?
34:48Are you going to be a booze?
34:49Yeah, I'm all right for now.
34:51Oh, so you're going to be a booze?
34:52I do need to chat to Elliot.
34:53She didn't get the message, did she?
34:55Yeah, just said the message wrong, I guess.
34:58I need there to be no gray areas.
35:00I need it to be black and white.
35:01Okay, so what are we up against?
35:02A kiss, that's it, right?
35:03Yeah.
35:04You kissed her.
35:05It's not that big a deal.
35:07She wanted more, you know?
35:09I know, I know she does, yeah.
35:10You'll be fine.
35:22Code red.
35:25It's eerily quiet.
35:27Should we go outside?
35:28Yeah, I was literally about to say, do you want to go outside?
35:31Right in my mind, yeah, I'm going outside.
35:33You can lead the way.
35:34You just want to look at my ass when I woke up.
35:36It's the gentleman's benefit.
35:38Yeah.
35:39Oh, yeah, it feels good.
35:41Cake time!
35:43Woken up in threeses all over my body.
35:45Oh, f***, I'm sorry.
35:46That's okay.
35:47But I look like a Dalmatian.
35:49It's all right.
35:49It's actually my favorite dog.
35:52It's my favorite bitch.
35:53All right, teacher, go to my cake stand.
35:58It's nice to be outside.
36:00I'll never do this.
36:01I'll never get out here.
36:02You can actually breathe in fresh air.
36:04Yeah.
36:05F***.
36:06Has Jowell said anything about him and Al?
36:10Yeah, no, I think he wants to put an end to it, to be honest.
36:12Okay, go there.
36:15That looks pretty nice.
36:16She's tenacious, apparently.
36:18I don't know how to get here.
36:20There she is.
36:22She's with the cake.
36:25Oh!
36:26Hello.
36:27How did I get there?
36:28Uh, straight through the main salon.
36:30Okay.
36:32You hungry?
36:33Yeah.
36:33Let me grill that.
36:35Really?
36:35Yeah.
36:36Should we watch it from here?
36:38You want to?
36:39Jowell, I need your help.
36:42Oh, thank you so much.
36:44Cake.
36:45Cake.
36:46I love it.
36:49It's my very first lemon meringue cheese cake.
36:52It looks delicious.
36:53I've been working on it for what feels like three days.
36:57You'll get back on a little bit.
37:01Happy birthday!
37:03Thanks a lot.
37:04I appreciate it.
37:05Yeah.
37:05Right.
37:06How's your day been?
37:07Good.
37:08Let's see how this tastes.
37:10I told her she should save that f***ing cake for the guests,
37:13but she didn't listen to me.
37:16I told her she should save that f***ing cake for the guests.
37:17The moment of truth.
37:18Is it okay?
37:20Mm-hmm.
37:20Those bastards, they're eating my cake.
37:24F***.
37:25Bloody good.
37:26Mm.
37:27How do you feel?
37:29Good?
37:30I feel good.
37:30Mm.
37:31Look at the body language.
37:32She's very open, but he's very closed off, see?
37:36He's got his arms and his knees and everything up.
37:39Everybody wants to tear us apart for whatever reason.
37:42It hasn't really even been coming from us.
37:46It's been coming from, like, all these other people.
37:48Yeah.
37:49Yeah, but it's also, I've played into that as well.
37:51I'm not going to lie.
37:52I just want to be honest with you.
37:54The truth is, like, I am attracted to you,
37:57but I didn't mean to mislead you if that's how you felt.
38:01Oh, yeah.
38:01It was very misleading.
38:02That is how I felt.
38:03I thought we were sorted things out.
38:05I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends.
38:21I thought we were on a mutual ground where we can be friends.
38:25I really regret not being more stern about what I said.
38:29I thought I was.
38:30Well, you weren't, because the entire time you've been saying that
38:33you want to be respectful, you want to get to know me,
38:35you want to continue getting to know me.
38:37Continue getting to know you, yes.
38:38It doesn't mean to be with you.
38:40I apologize, and I'm trying to fix what I've wronged,
38:43and I'd like to find a way for us to still be friends and move forward.
38:46Right.
38:48You explained your stance.
38:50Yeah.
38:51Thank you for that.
38:52We're moving on in a professional manner.
38:54Okay.
38:54We're co-workers.
38:55Yes.
38:55And that's it.
38:56I don't want a friendship.
38:57I don't want chit-chats.
38:59I don't want hugs.
38:59I don't want anything.
39:00Okay.
39:01We're co-workers, and that's it.
39:03By all means, enjoy the cake.
39:04I put in a lot of effort.
39:06And, yeah, that's that.
39:24I don't want to hurt anyone.
39:26It's not fair.
39:28Can we, do you mind if we come down and have, like, talk to you?
39:32Yeah, all good.
39:33All right.
39:33Thanks, buddy.
39:34Got you, man.
39:36If you're open about things right from the start,
39:39you're going to save a lot of hurt later on.
39:44Sorry.
39:45It's such a stupid thing.
39:54Okay, I've got a carrot.
39:56Oh, no.
39:56Okay.
39:57Yeah, I'll use that.
39:58It's a nice lemon meringue cheesecake if you guys want.
40:00Yeah, we came to play.
40:00I didn't know what kind of cake it was.
40:03I was just hoping to try it.
40:04You eat it.
40:06Okay, I have this, this, this, this.
40:11Oh, look at it.
40:12It's a nice cake, I'm going to tell you.
40:16It's like getting rewarded for being a .
40:18What's her mood like?
40:19Very much against me.
40:21Let's just check this out, shall we?
40:24I'll be the judge of that.
40:26Okay.
40:33It's promising.
40:34This is a good cake.
40:36How could you turn that away?
40:38Oh, right.
40:40I'll go inside.
40:42You're not going to have another slice, mate?
40:44I've got my last bite.
40:46Happy birthday, Joelle.
40:48Thanks.
40:49Oh, that feels nice.
40:52I reckon that's Venus.
40:54You were a kid, like, had a telescope and s***.
40:56I did physics.
40:57I did physics, too.
40:58I love physics.
40:59Shut up.
41:00Yeah, but I was a bad student.
41:03I was intelligent, but I was a bad student.
41:05Yeah, I was a bit like that, too, yeah.
41:11Trying to get to know Eddie a little more today.
41:14Oh, yeah?
41:15Yeah.
41:16I just want to know what I'm up against.
41:19What?
41:21Nothing.
41:22What do you think of Eddie?
41:23What do you think of him?
41:24I believe he's moving too fast.
41:26That's what I thought.
41:28I haven't kissed him yet, but...
41:33I'm tired.
41:34I'll take the side dishes.
41:35Here we go.
41:41Did you re-adjourn?
41:44Yeah, 100%.
41:45I'd like that.
41:46So would I.
41:47Good night.
41:48See you in the morning.
41:49Take care.
41:50Oh, my God.
41:51Oh, my God.
41:53I know.
41:53Oh, f***.
42:14Oh, my God.
42:17Oh, my God.
42:19Oh, my God.
42:24Hey, hey.
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