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00:00:00You see this estate? It's mine. I know I'm just the maid, or rather I was the maid, about 24
00:00:07hours ago.
00:00:14But now, I'm a billionaire. Crazy story.
00:00:20Nothing's more important than family. Nothing. Not money, not power, not career.
00:00:27Makes me so happy to spend this day with you. With my loving sister Sylvia, my nephew Jan, and his
00:00:33stunning wife Monique.
00:00:35My nephew Ryan, and his beautiful fiance Stephanie.
00:00:38Welcome to the family. Though I was not blessed with children of my own, hosting you fills me with so
00:00:45much joy.
00:00:46A piece of advice. Don't grow old alone. Cherish the love you have with one another.
00:00:54Oh my god, you fucking idiot. How hard is it to serve dinner?
00:00:58I'm so sorry. Do you know how much that bottle of wine is worth? More than you make in a
00:01:03decade.
00:01:04Not so much, you completely ruined my fiance's suit.
00:01:07It's really not. No, it's annoying. We're sitting at dinner. I have like 50 of them.
00:01:10Look at your outfit. It's fine.
00:01:19Come on, buddy. I got you. It's in the squid.
00:01:25He's dead. Uncle Tony's dead.
00:01:32I know who killed him. Her. The maid did it. The maid killed Uncle Tony.
00:01:42What? There must be some sort of mistake.
00:01:45The mistake was hiring a murderer to serve the dinner.
00:01:49Okay, Steph, you don't know that you killed him, okay?
00:01:52I mean, look at him. Clearly he got poisoned.
00:01:54Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
00:01:57Hey.
00:01:57And who was it who was serving us food all night when she wasn't dumping it on us?
00:02:02I'm calling the police.
00:02:04Why did you do it? Why would you kill Uncle Tony?
00:02:07I didn't do it. I swear I didn't poison him.
00:02:11Prove it.
00:02:13Prove it? How... How am I supposed to...
00:02:17Tony's plate right here.
00:02:18Come on. You want to eat with us? You want to be one of the big wigs?
00:02:23Sit down.
00:02:24Now.
00:02:25Eat off Uncle Tony's plate.
00:02:27And if it's not poisoned, you have nothing to fear, right?
00:02:29Hey, Steph, honey. Monique called the police already, alright?
00:02:33We should just wait for the cops to come and do what they do.
00:02:35If she's claiming she's not the killer, she has to prove it.
00:02:40I don't think that's how the law works.
00:02:42In this house, we are the law.
00:02:45So do it. Prove your innocence.
00:02:49I didn't poison him.
00:02:51But what if someone else did?
00:03:11I feel fine.
00:03:13I'm gonna go call an ambulance.
00:03:16You are not going anywhere.
00:03:19You need to admit it.
00:03:20Right here, right now, you're the one who murdered him.
00:03:23No, none of you understand.
00:03:25I loved Tony like a father.
00:03:27My mother worked here for my entire childhood.
00:03:29And when she got sick, he gave me a position when nobody else would.
00:03:33Are you saying that I killed the only person who treated me like a human being?
00:03:38Why?
00:03:38I don't know. Maybe because you're the only obvious suspect.
00:03:41No.
00:03:42Any one of you could be a suspect.
00:03:44And I know for a fact, each and every one of you has a dirty little secret that you would
00:03:51do anything to hide.
00:03:52Ow!
00:03:54Ow!
00:03:54Why did you?
00:03:55How dare you speak to us like this?
00:03:58You are nothing.
00:04:00You are quite literally a servant.
00:04:03Everybody here knows what guilty people do.
00:04:06They put the blame on others.
00:04:08The jig is up!
00:04:10Confess already.
00:04:11I will not confess.
00:04:12Because I didn't do it.
00:04:15Okay.
00:04:17Well, maybe this will jog your memory.
00:04:22Steph, honey.
00:04:24Come on, let's just calm down.
00:04:25We have no proof that she did anything.
00:04:29Why are you protecting her?
00:04:34Are you fucking my fiancee?
00:04:36What?
00:04:37No.
00:04:41I know that you've known him since he was a kid.
00:04:43But first, you murdered our beloved Uncle Tony.
00:04:46And now you're ruining my marriage?
00:04:48Chef, goddammit, I'm not sleeping with the maid.
00:04:51First of all, I would never.
00:04:54She is the help.
00:04:56You.
00:04:57You're the only one for me.
00:05:08Blueberry.
00:05:09What?
00:05:10This is what killed Tony.
00:05:12As Tony's sister, I suppose I'm the only person here who knows that Tony is deathly allergic to blueberries.
00:05:21Except for the other person living here with him.
00:05:27The maid.
00:05:28Yes!
00:05:29It is a clear proof that she is...
00:05:33Where is she?
00:05:36What do I do?
00:05:38What do I do?
00:05:39Think.
00:05:40Think.
00:05:40Uncle Tony is dead.
00:05:41Open up the door, murderer.
00:05:43We know you're in there.
00:05:45Courtney!
00:05:46I mean, Brittany!
00:05:47Open up the door!
00:05:50Open the goddamn door, servant scum!
00:05:54These crazy rich assholes are gonna send me to die in prison for something that I didn't do.
00:05:59Unless they kill me first.
00:06:01I have to escape.
00:06:02Now.
00:06:04Oh god, I can't do this.
00:06:06Oh shit.
00:06:08Death would be better than life with these people.
00:06:14No!
00:06:15No!
00:06:33Ow!
00:06:40hey hey hey don't move hands up
00:06:46don't move stay right where you are i didn't do anything i i i swear
00:06:50britney britney logan from junior high alan beckham
00:07:04god alan it's been a really long time yeah tell me about it it's actually um detective beckham now
00:07:12you okay i saw you uh running through the uh trees over there
00:07:17whoa wait i got a call that the maid poisoned the owner of this house
00:07:21is that you are you the killer i don't stop right where you are do not move a muscle
00:07:28don't move
00:07:30i didn't do anything no you didn't say just trying to flee a crime scene
00:07:37yes but i had no other choice alan please you have to believe effective beckham
00:07:43and the call said that the maid confessed to the murder no i did not confess they're just framing
00:07:50me well because i'm the poor maid and they're a bunch of rich morally corrupt assholes and they
00:07:54think they can get away with it but i am innocent
00:07:58please alan you know me i do i loved you and then one day you were gone without explaining why
00:08:07and you
00:08:07left me heartbroken besides i have nothing to gain from killing tony i just lost my home
00:08:13what about your mother she is sick in the hospital i have no one else nowhere else to go
00:08:23i'm uh sorry to hear that look let's just go inside and we'll figure this out okay no i am
00:08:30not going
00:08:30back in there britney logan she never lied she wouldn't hurt a fly that's part of why i was so
00:08:36in love with her back then please just let me go i can't do that
00:08:44you could just say you never found me
00:08:55oh my god mr officer thank god you're here my uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the
00:09:02murderer right here that's right lock her up before she kills someone else ma'am right now this woman is
00:09:07a person of interest okay a suspect i'm gonna need to do a full investigation before anyone is arrested
00:09:12no i saw her do it we all did yeah totally yeah she probably did it right i'm uh i'm
00:09:21sorry about
00:09:22this brady logan you are now under arrest for the murder of tony harbour anything you say can and
00:09:28will be used against you in a court of law you'll blow your phone call blah blah blah just don't
00:09:32call
00:09:32us bitch and get the fuck off the property look let's just get you back to the station okay away
00:09:44from these assholes and i promise you i will give you a fair chance to tell your story all units
00:09:50we
00:09:50have a category eight storm beginning now get off all roads except the emergencies stay indoors until
00:09:56morning unfortunately i don't think we're going anywhere tonight with this weather we're gonna have to stay
00:10:00here come on let's go
00:10:16i'm sorry i'm gonna need to frisk you it's okay
00:10:29uh could you spread your feet for me
00:10:33thank you
00:10:43turn around please
00:10:46there's nothing on you you didn't find the shotgun and the ninja stars
00:10:50i remember that sarcastic humor that got you in trouble even then look alan i wanted to reach out
00:10:56to you and explain there's no need we were just kids right i mean first love it meant nothing
00:11:11anyway please sit down i um i need to ask you a few questions no you don't
00:11:17because i can tell you who the real killer is
00:11:27do you know who the killer is
00:11:32who
00:11:34well i'm not a hundred percent certain who literally poisoned uncle tony but i know that every single
00:11:42one of them wanted uncle tony's ring it's worth 30 million dollars and each one of them has a dirty
00:11:48secret listen i want to hear everything you're about to say britney but you're shivering to the
00:11:53bone why don't you go change in something more i've got some clothes in there you're all wet too
00:11:59tony has got some stuff in there if you want to see if anything fits
00:12:03it's would you mind just helping with the zipper
00:12:28i hope britney's telling the truth
00:12:31that she's not the killer because somehow after all this time
00:12:36my feelings for her never really went away how does this even make sense out of everyone in the
00:12:42world alan my first love and now he's the one investigating me
00:12:48i just hope he doesn't hate me for leaving him with no explanation
00:13:03i think you were uh just about to tell me who the killer is
00:13:09okay here it goes
00:13:13it all started this morning when everyone began arriving i thought this would be a typical
00:13:18birthday with tony hosting his family i always wondered why he kept me distant from them but this
00:13:24year i really realized why his family are a pack of vultures hiding secrets from here to nepal
00:13:30secrets you wouldn't believe and secrets they'd kill to protect hey there courtney right britney
00:13:38britney how could i forget you know i'm really glad to see you why is there something wrong with your
00:13:45bedroom you're not in it you know i remember you from when i used to visit you were this snot
00:13:50-nosed
00:13:50little kid but now you have just grown into this just real woman thank you
00:13:58i mean perfect body great tits that ass my god right um i actually have work to do
00:14:06you know wasn't your mom a maid here yes she was but she's sick now in the hospital you know
00:14:14the maid
00:14:14thing's always really done it for me you know like you come in try to clean i'm way in there
00:14:20and i
00:14:21offer you an extra hundred you know just scrub a little extra aren't you here to announce your
00:14:27engagement oh come on marriage is the death contract there's always a few other adventures to be
00:14:36mate oh god kill me this place is even more disgusting and tacky than you described ryan
00:14:43let's just say that step scared me from the very first moment we met what the is going on here
00:14:53uh baby this is not what you think courtney is britney she's the housemaid okay i've known her
00:14:59since she was a dirty little kid okay well britney slash courtney why don't you do yourself a favor
00:15:07and go make your low wage salary and go get my fucking luggage
00:15:14i will not give you a second chance wait i don't understand why is she so mean to you because
00:15:21i'm just
00:15:22the maid it makes them feel good to treat me like dirt as long as tony doesn't see but that's
00:15:31not
00:15:31the important part then steph said there's a storm coming and i don't want to be in this
00:15:37shitbox any longer than necessary so get the ring so we can get the out of here i get you
00:15:43i got you
00:15:46i'm like is she okay it i mean it's just standing there are you deaf get the
00:15:52fucking luggage jesus christ when i'm the lady of this mansion we're gonna burn it down get rid of
00:16:04all this armor i'm on my way with party favors burn the rugs bleach the floors paint the walls get
00:16:13rid of
00:16:14all this disgusting antique shit ryan what are you doing yes ryan was cheating on his bride with his
00:16:23brother's wife during this time uncle tony was sitting in his room yes oblivious to the fact that
00:16:31this would be the last day of his life yes yes i told you i'm getting good at bingo blitz
00:16:41mr harper
00:16:43your family is here well here we go mom just okay my lovely brand new family hi wow hi son
00:16:55how's
00:16:55your uncle still alive hope so yeah look so good good morning dear family it's wonderful to see all of
00:17:04you here in my humble home weird who brings grocery store blueberries to a fancy dinner
00:17:20you too you there don't touch my suitcase oh i'm sorry
00:17:28blueberries so you're suggesting that sylvia harbour tony's sister is his murderer well i know that
00:17:35she was the only one who knew about tony's berry allergy
00:17:41something about this woman always seemed suspicious to me but i never imagined for a second she would go
00:17:47as far as far as to i'm sorry i i don't mean to interrupt your story do you mind if
00:17:51i um
00:18:02leave yeah of course i'm sorry um please continue
00:18:10don't touch my suitcase oh i'm sorry i just
00:18:14i said i can manage it i don't need help from the help yes ma'am it is my job
00:18:21though
00:18:22i understand that this is the countryside but is there a less idiotic maid available
00:18:28now now britney is just about the kindest soul you'll ever meet
00:18:31her and her mother who i hope recovers very soon
00:18:38yeah well as soon as i'm lady of the house that kind soul is going to be shoveling horse
00:18:43shit john help me with my suitcase
00:18:48mom i thought you said that she were gonna shut up and carry it son
00:18:55i knew i should have told uncle tony that steph and ryan didn't really like him
00:18:59they were just here for the ring i need to talk to you about something
00:19:08i need to talk to you about something britney can we talk later i'm just so tired and i need
00:19:14to rest
00:19:14before the evening's festivities plus i don't want anyone to know i'm not feeling my best well then why
00:19:20we cancel the dinner no no i can't this birthday dinner is too important especially this year
00:19:30i didn't want to worry him so i didn't say anything and that mistake probably cost him his life
00:19:37but then as i was distributing the suitcases among the rooms i realized just how right i had been about
00:19:43his family's evil intentions i don't want to do this jan you must you must go into his room at
00:19:52the
00:19:52first opportunity and take the ring you know the one with the purple diamond yes i know the ring mom
00:19:58it's just that that's that's the ring that ryan wants to use for his wedding that ring belongs to
00:20:06our family it is not going to go to steph or any other trollop who marries in hey jesus christ
00:20:14mom i
00:20:14get it i just i know it's worth a lot to you sentimentally but it's like sentimental value my ass
00:20:20that ring is worth 30 million dollars me in the ass and call me shirley what 30 million dollars
00:20:30then i realized they were planning to kill him and just for the ring 30 million dollars yes idiot and
00:20:39once i sell the ring i am going to give you one tenth that's three thirty three million dollars
00:20:49that's enough to buy a porsche or you could buy a new wardrobe for your wife so she doesn't have
00:20:54to
00:20:54dress like a hooker on spring break at daytona beach pay attention yawn so here's what's going to
00:21:00happen you are going to go into tony's room and you are going to take these blueberries and smear them
00:21:11underneath his pillow
00:21:17before he takes his daily afternoon nap he's going to have an extreme allergic reaction and everyone's
00:21:25going to come running to tend to him
00:21:29creating the perfect distraction for you to go in and steal that mother-fucking ring if i do this
00:21:38uncle tony dies yes he dies
00:21:45he dies if he eats them not if you just smear them under his pillow got it
00:21:54yeah i don't know maybe maybe we should just 50 50.
00:22:08hey honey honey i've been looking for you for the past hour but here you are hiding up here with
00:22:14your
00:22:14mommy yeah we were just uh we were talking don't you get tired of being a mama's boy because
00:22:20i sure am tired of it and i'm here in case you forgot and i am bored
00:22:29what's that
00:22:34what's that oh it's blueberries why do you have blueberries
00:22:41it's every year we do annual bake we do it's the blueberry pie we do every year
00:22:49you are literally the worst bullshitter i've ever met in my life
00:22:52monique i simply asked my son to help me to my room with my suitcase and we got to reminiscing
00:22:57you cut him some slack can't you cut him some slack i will when you will mom
00:23:05i'm horny are you done you know what sorry i gotta go come on babe i'll be one sec okay
00:23:17look i know you hate me but you are ruining that poor boy's life and until you cut that umbilical
00:23:23cord
00:23:24he's never gonna be a real man
00:23:26and what's gonna happen to his manhood when he finds out you've been cheating on him
00:23:30with his more successful richer brother
00:23:38i would never do that oh but you do frequently i see everything what i don't see is what they
00:23:46see
00:23:46in a face a bit more like you you fucking cunt
00:24:02i know you're in there you can come out now i know you're here
00:24:13well well it looks like our lovely little maid is a bit of a snoop i'm so sorry mrs harbour
00:24:21i was just
00:24:24i have connections at your mother's hospital do you want her dead no of course not then you're
00:24:31going to poison tony you're going to go into his room and you're going to get that ring and you're
00:24:36going to bring it to me and if you tell tony your mother dies what's going to believe a pathetic
00:24:44little
00:24:44maid i don't believe you you're stealing your own son's wedding gift don't you care about him
00:24:53spoken like a girl who's always been poor sweetie when it comes to money nobody gives a
00:24:59fuck about anyone i care about tony i can't do this to him then choose tony or your mother
00:25:07i loved tony like a father but it was my own mother sick and dying in the hospital what was
00:25:14i
00:25:14supposed to do i remember your mother she was beautiful and and very kind i remember this one
00:25:26time when i was a kid i was riding my bike and um i had fallen and skinned my knee
00:25:31pretty bad and she
00:25:33happened to be walking by and she stopped everything that she was doing and she um
00:25:38she came over and helped me up and made sure i was okay
00:25:44actually i think you might have been there do you remember that yeah
00:25:53you were the golden boy and i was just the maid's daughter not to me you weren't
00:26:00what about that time that we carved our names in that tree
00:26:05you remember that of course alan look i really i have to apologize i'm so sorry jesus christ i'm uh
00:26:14i should not be talking about the past um you are a suspect in a homicide
00:26:22and i'm the lead investigator let's just um let's stick to the matter at hand okay
00:26:30yeah bernie i want you to tell it to me straight
00:26:34did you do it did you steal that ring
00:26:42yes i did
00:26:56yes
00:27:03yes
00:27:04yes
00:27:05yes
00:27:05I don't know.
00:27:36Britney.
00:27:38What are you doing here?
00:27:42Britney, I ask you a question.
00:27:44What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:27:48I ask you a question.
00:27:49What are you doing in my bedroom?
00:27:53I was...
00:27:55I was looking for something.
00:27:57What?
00:27:59Never mind, it's not here.
00:28:02Uncle Tony, are you okay?
00:28:04I'm sorry.
00:28:05I'm about to scare you.
00:28:07I just haven't been feeling too well lately.
00:28:10My doctor says my blood pressure's out of control.
00:28:12I guess I'm getting a little too dependent on my prescription.
00:28:16Well, what was I in the middle of?
00:28:19Playing my bingo blitz.
00:28:25I'm making a huge mistake.
00:28:28I have to tell Uncle Tony the truth.
00:28:30I'm sure he'll understand and he won't judge me because he's the only one who truly trusts me and...
00:28:39It's just about time for dinner, so I ought to go make sure that's ready.
00:28:43Okay.
00:28:44Thank you, Britney.
00:28:46You mean so much to me.
00:28:48You're the only one I can truly trust.
00:28:51Yeah.
00:28:52Thanks.
00:28:54Here we go.
00:29:04You got what you wanted.
00:29:05You'll promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:09You'll promise me that you won't hurt my mother.
00:29:14Or Tony.
00:29:18Idiot child.
00:29:20I don't know who your mother even is.
00:29:23And as for Tony, he's my brother.
00:29:26I would never actually hurt him.
00:29:28And now that I am a multi-millionaire, I no longer need to hurt people.
00:29:34Unless, of course, they get in my way.
00:29:37So make no mistake.
00:29:40You are the one who actually stole this.
00:29:43And if you ever say anything to anyone, no one will ever hear from you again.
00:29:55What have I done?
00:29:56I can't believe how naive I was.
00:29:59How stupid.
00:30:00No, hey, look at me.
00:30:01It's not your fault.
00:30:03They went after your mother.
00:30:05You did the best that you could.
00:30:07And you helped spare Tony's life.
00:30:10Yeah.
00:30:11For a few hours.
00:30:13He still got murdered.
00:30:14Yeah, about that.
00:30:15If Sylvia already had the ring, then what motive would she have to kill Tony later?
00:30:20The answer is she didn't kill him.
00:30:22Okay, well then who did?
00:30:24If it wasn't Sylvia and it wasn't Yawn, the only other person that knew about the allergy was you.
00:30:32You knew.
00:30:35Brittany, I have to be honest with you.
00:30:36If blueberries turn out to be the cause of death, this isn't looking good for you.
00:30:40You're right.
00:30:43I am.
00:30:44But there's something else you don't know.
00:30:48The house of Uncle Tony is at least 200 years old.
00:30:51It once belonged to an aristocratic family that hid many secrets.
00:30:55The house is filled with hidden corners and passageways allowing you to see and hear anything you want.
00:31:03Oh my god.
00:31:05I don't think the blueberries are what killed Tony after all.
00:31:09Oh my god.
00:31:10Oh my god.
00:31:11This feels so good.
00:31:13I'm with you.
00:31:17In the back of my mind, I kept thinking.
00:31:19There were no blueberries in Tony's food and only one on his plate.
00:31:22It's so good.
00:31:23Allergy or not, that's not enough to kill him.
00:31:25Oh fuck.
00:31:27Oh my god, this feels so good.
00:31:29I have to go.
00:31:29Say it loud.
00:31:30I say it like you fucking mean it.
00:31:31I say so much.
00:31:33How much do you fucking love me?
00:31:34So much.
00:31:36I hope you're thinking about me while you're fucking hurt.
00:31:39I can finally feel your dick.
00:31:40You're so hard.
00:31:41Yeah, it's all because of you, baby.
00:31:43Oh yeah, it is.
00:31:44So wet.
00:31:44God damn it.
00:31:46What the fuck are you doing here?
00:31:48I'm a little busy.
00:31:50What?
00:31:52We need to talk.
00:31:55It's now.
00:31:56Give me some seconds.
00:32:05Let's go.
00:32:12Until that moment, I thought that Sylvia was the only one who could hurt Uncle Tony.
00:32:17But I was wrong.
00:32:19Steph is so much worse.
00:32:24So, Jan told me our beloved mother-in-law is plotting to take the ring for herself.
00:32:29Well, I knew that old Medusa bitch would try.
00:32:33I'm not going to let her get away with it.
00:32:35Huh.
00:32:35I admire your spunk.
00:32:37I'll help you take the ring before Sylvia can.
00:32:41Assuming we split the money 50-50.
00:32:45I say we take down that old man and take the ring for ourselves.
00:32:49Really?
00:32:50You're ready to bump off the old fuck, huh?
00:32:52For 15 million, I'd bump off anyone.
00:32:55Even you.
00:32:57I know.
00:32:59I know what?
00:33:03Everything.
00:33:05I know about my future husband.
00:33:08And I know that you've been sleeping with him.
00:33:12What?
00:33:15No.
00:33:17Steph, come on.
00:33:18I mean, are you kidding me?
00:33:20You're my best friend.
00:33:21I wouldn't do that.
00:33:24What are you doing?
00:33:26Now tell me.
00:33:27Are you sleeping with my future husband?
00:33:31Yes or no?
00:33:34No.
00:33:35No, no.
00:33:36You're my best friend.
00:33:38I wouldn't do that.
00:33:39Then show me your phone.
00:33:41Show me the last text message from Ryan.
00:33:45Ryan, I'll tell you what.
00:33:47If I'm wrong, you get all the money.
00:33:52Every last cent.
00:33:55But if I'm right,
00:34:00then I get this little piggy.
00:34:04Deal?
00:34:09We're both adults here.
00:34:11Yes, Ryan and I fool around sometimes.
00:34:15But it means nothing.
00:34:16I swear, it means nothing.
00:34:18I'm with the lame brother who can't even hold a job.
00:34:20All I want is to just be with the hotter, richer brother.
00:34:23Just for a second.
00:34:24I mean, if you were me,
00:34:25I mean, you'd totally do the same thing.
00:34:28Here's the thing.
00:34:29I would never beat you.
00:34:35Okay, how do you want to do?
00:34:37You want to swap bedroom stories?
00:34:38Fine.
00:34:39Well, I do this thing with my hips that Ryan really loves,
00:34:42and maybe if you tried it...
00:34:44That one hurt!
00:34:45Good.
00:34:46You are nothing but a cheap whore.
00:34:49And just because Ryan fucked your dirty ass
00:34:51doesn't mean he had to put any effort into it.
00:34:53It seems like he put a lot of effort
00:34:55into all the photos he sent me.
00:34:57Hmm?
00:34:59At least seven or eight inches of effort.
00:35:05Slut.
00:35:09Ryan, come to the garden.
00:35:11I know everything.
00:35:19What is going on?
00:35:22What happened to Monique?
00:35:23Oh, that dirty little whore over there?
00:35:26That means absolutely nothing to either one of us, right, honey?
00:35:29Uh, yeah.
00:35:32Right.
00:35:33And the only thing that matters right now
00:35:36is you going to get that fucking ring.
00:35:39Mom, baby, Uncle Tony is resting.
00:35:43It's not a good time.
00:35:45Right?
00:35:45Trust me, doll.
00:35:46After we go to this stupid dinner,
00:35:48everything's going to go back to normal.
00:35:49We're going to get to ring.
00:35:50Everything's going to be great.
00:35:51Trust you?
00:35:53That's funny, because I know
00:35:56that you're fucking that disgusting rat bitch over there.
00:36:06You think I would stoop to her?
00:36:10Please.
00:36:12You don't drive a used Pontiac
00:36:14when you got a pristine Rolls Royce
00:36:17just sitting in the driveway.
00:36:26Yeah, that's not my dick.
00:36:28It's on your body.
00:36:32No, it's not.
00:36:33That's a deep fake.
00:36:34That's AI.
00:36:36Do you see the coloration here?
00:36:39I have a pink hue.
00:36:40I don't know if you've seen this.
00:36:41That is obviously a little bit
00:36:44on the greener tint olive.
00:36:47Have you seen me
00:36:48when it's this temperature?
00:36:52I can do the helicopter in this weather.
00:36:54It's so obviously not me.
00:36:57Ryan, I know that it's you.
00:37:00And do you want to be forgiven?
00:37:04Yes.
00:37:05Then go get
00:37:06the fucking
00:37:08ring.
00:37:10Now.
00:37:17So she commanded him
00:37:18to get the ring
00:37:19and
00:37:22and
00:37:24I've really had to use the bathroom
00:37:26for a while now.
00:37:29Uh, okay,
00:37:30but I can't let you go alone.
00:37:31You're still a suspect.
00:37:32Okay, well,
00:37:33if I don't go right now,
00:37:35then I'm going to pee on the floor.
00:37:47Okay, let's go.
00:37:58Do you seriously think
00:37:59that I'm going to run away?
00:38:00Well, I mean,
00:38:01you already ran for me
00:38:02many years ago.
00:38:04That wasn't my choice.
00:38:05What does that mean?
00:38:12You know what?
00:38:13I don't even want to know.
00:38:14The truth is,
00:38:15it took me many years
00:38:16to get over that,
00:38:16so let's just keep things
00:38:18between us.
00:38:18Fall in.
00:38:46You don't want to.
00:38:47I do.
00:38:49And, um,
00:38:51that's the problem.
00:38:53You're under investigation,
00:38:55Brittany,
00:38:56for murder.
00:38:57And the first thing
00:38:58that they drill into us
00:38:59at the academy
00:39:00is that the killer
00:39:01always tries to get close,
00:39:03to be liked,
00:39:06trusted.
00:39:10But this ends now.
00:39:12Whatever happened between us,
00:39:13it doesn't matter, okay?
00:39:15I do not lose control on cases.
00:39:27I can tell you this.
00:39:29Steph would have done anything
00:39:31to get that ring.
00:39:39Yes.
00:39:41Uncle Tony,
00:39:42I am going to formally
00:39:45ask for Steph's hand.
00:39:47And being the only male heir
00:39:49in the family,
00:39:50I need to ask
00:39:53for the interim ring.
00:39:55formally.
00:39:56Now.
00:39:57Now?
00:39:59Yeah.
00:40:00What's the rush?
00:40:01Oh,
00:40:02there's no rush.
00:40:03I just want to make sure
00:40:04that it fits on
00:40:05Monique's finger.
00:40:07You mean Steph's finger, right?
00:40:08Steph.
00:40:09Steph's,
00:40:09Steph's,
00:40:10Steph's finger.
00:40:11Yeah, obviously Steph's finger.
00:40:13Obviously.
00:40:14I don't know why
00:40:15I would say anyone else's.
00:40:16It's a,
00:40:17Freudian,
00:40:18it's a slip of some kind.
00:40:20I don't.
00:40:31Uncle Tony,
00:40:32what's wrong?
00:40:38I was afraid Tony
00:40:40would have a heart attack
00:40:41right then and there.
00:40:42That ring means
00:40:43so much to him.
00:40:45And not only because
00:40:46it's worth millions.
00:40:52Where's the ring?
00:40:53No, no, no.
00:40:55He's going to tell him
00:40:55that half the inheritance
00:40:56is gone.
00:40:58The ring is fine.
00:41:00I'm just not convinced
00:41:02that you and Steph
00:41:02are truly in love.
00:41:04He isn't telling him.
00:41:05But why?
00:41:06Your fiancé there.
00:41:09Well,
00:41:10maybe you should
00:41:11just think
00:41:12a little bit longer
00:41:13and make sure
00:41:14she's really the one
00:41:15before I give you the ring.
00:41:19You psycho worm!
00:41:21Listen to me, okay?
00:41:24I'm not going to let
00:41:25some old man
00:41:26who smells like artichokes
00:41:28and old socks
00:41:29tell me
00:41:31what type of wedding ring
00:41:33I will be wearing
00:41:34to my wedding.
00:41:36How dare you question
00:41:37my character.
00:41:38And you want to talk
00:41:39about class?
00:41:40You live in a mansion
00:41:42of a shitbox.
00:41:43It's decrepit.
00:41:44It's disintegrating.
00:41:46It looks like
00:41:46it came out of Shrek's ass.
00:41:48And you want to,
00:41:49what, judge others?
00:41:50Ryan and I?
00:41:52We're in love.
00:41:53This is the real deal, baby.
00:41:55We are so in love
00:41:56to the depths
00:41:56of our fucking souls.
00:41:58Watch this.
00:41:59Come here, baby.
00:42:03Sweet like a strawberry.
00:42:06Oh.
00:42:10Wait.
00:42:11What exactly
00:42:12did Steph steal?
00:42:13Blood pressure medication.
00:42:15Tony's had a heart condition
00:42:16for years.
00:42:17What?
00:42:18The fuck.
00:42:22Officer, whatever,
00:42:24how long does it take
00:42:25to get a statement
00:42:26from a murderer?
00:42:27You can let everyone know
00:42:28that we'll be done soon.
00:42:30Hmm.
00:42:30Great.
00:42:31And also just want
00:42:32to let you know,
00:42:33even though she has
00:42:33this little innocent
00:42:34virgin thing going on,
00:42:36that bitch is a liar.
00:42:39Just one question
00:42:40before you go.
00:42:42Did you know that
00:42:43Tony had a heart condition?
00:42:45No.
00:42:46No.
00:42:48Of course not.
00:42:49Definitely not.
00:42:50I don't know anything
00:42:51about these people's
00:42:51health conditions.
00:42:53I'm Little Miss.
00:42:54Keep to myself.
00:42:56Toodles.
00:42:59Well, that girl's a liar.
00:43:02Tell me about it.
00:43:03The amount of times
00:43:04I've heard her say,
00:43:05when I'm the lady
00:43:06of the mansion,
00:43:07when I'm the lady
00:43:08of the mansion,
00:43:09when I'm the lady
00:43:11of the mansion.
00:43:15Okay, so...
00:43:16Steph is our killer.
00:43:21Ow.
00:43:22That's why I kept
00:43:23following her.
00:43:24Did you?
00:43:25I didn't trust her
00:43:26one inch.
00:43:27Did you hit me?
00:43:29Of course not.
00:43:31I'm your bestie.
00:43:33Anyway,
00:43:34are you seriously
00:43:35willing to do
00:43:36anything to get
00:43:37that ring?
00:43:37Including getting
00:43:38rid of the old man.
00:43:39Getting rid of who?
00:43:40Uncle Tony.
00:43:42For the ring.
00:43:43Oh, um...
00:43:44Yeah.
00:43:47Willing.
00:43:48Good.
00:43:48Now listen very carefully.
00:43:50Uncle Tony
00:43:52has a heart condition.
00:43:54So I'm gonna need
00:43:55your Molly.
00:43:56I don't know
00:43:57what you're talking about.
00:43:58I saw the text messages
00:44:00to Ryan.
00:44:01The nerve.
00:44:02You went through
00:44:03my phone?
00:44:04Idiot.
00:44:05You showed it
00:44:05to me yourself.
00:44:06As if I would
00:44:08never do that.
00:44:10Monique,
00:44:11do you want
00:44:11the money
00:44:12or not?
00:44:14I don't know.
00:44:26perfect.
00:44:27Easy enough.
00:44:28Now the old fuck
00:44:28will die
00:44:29and we'll get the ring.
00:44:46Are you kidding me?
00:44:48Oh, gosh,
00:44:50I'm so sorry.
00:44:51Fucking idiot.
00:44:51Old basement dweller
00:44:53rat bitch.
00:44:53You literally smell
00:44:54and look like a skunk.
00:44:56I crushed
00:45:00Tony's blood pressure medication?
00:45:05What were you ladies doing
00:45:06with this?
00:45:07We were just,
00:45:09um,
00:45:09we were,
00:45:11um,
00:45:12going to the bathroom.
00:45:14Disgusting bitch.
00:45:20You know,
00:45:21I, uh,
00:45:22I have to just say
00:45:22that is, um,
00:45:24that was some
00:45:25impressive police work.
00:45:26Very brave.
00:45:27I didn't feel brave.
00:45:29No,
00:45:29you,
00:45:29you caught
00:45:30Steph and Monique
00:45:31on their way
00:45:31to kill Tony.
00:45:33You stopped
00:45:33their plan.
00:45:34Yeah.
00:45:36Their plan
00:45:37would have failed
00:45:37anyway.
00:45:42I looked
00:45:43at the pills
00:45:44afterward
00:45:44and they were
00:45:45expired.
00:45:46Tony never
00:45:46would have
00:45:46taken them.
00:45:47What was the
00:45:48point of the
00:45:48story then?
00:45:49If Tony would
00:45:50have never
00:45:50taken the pills
00:45:51then he never
00:45:51would have
00:45:51died.
00:45:53They didn't
00:45:54kill him.
00:45:56Look,
00:45:57Brittany,
00:45:59we've been
00:45:59sitting here
00:46:00for over
00:46:01an hour
00:46:01and a half
00:46:02now,
00:46:02going in
00:46:03circles.
00:46:05Is that
00:46:06on purpose?
00:46:08I mean,
00:46:09maybe you're
00:46:10taking advantage
00:46:11that I'm
00:46:11a patient
00:46:11man.
00:46:12No.
00:46:14No,
00:46:14not at all.
00:46:15Yeah,
00:46:16no,
00:46:16maybe you've
00:46:17just been
00:46:17playing me
00:46:18this whole
00:46:19time.
00:46:19No,
00:46:20that,
00:46:21I swear,
00:46:22everything
00:46:23that I have
00:46:23told you
00:46:24has been
00:46:24true.
00:46:25Yeah,
00:46:25everything
00:46:27except for
00:46:28who the
00:46:29actual
00:46:29killer is.
00:46:33Alan,
00:46:35I know
00:46:36that you
00:46:36may have
00:46:36some
00:46:37feelings
00:46:38and anger
00:46:40towards me
00:46:41for what
00:46:41happened
00:46:41between us
00:46:43years ago,
00:46:43but
00:46:46I swear
00:46:47to you
00:46:47I'm not
00:46:47lying.
00:46:50There's
00:46:51someone else
00:46:51we haven't
00:46:51talked about.
00:46:53Ryan.
00:46:56Where
00:46:56the hell
00:46:57is that
00:46:57will?
00:46:58Probably
00:46:59all going
00:46:59to mom
00:46:59anyway,
00:47:00since
00:47:01she was
00:47:01the closest
00:47:02to Uncle T.
00:47:03son.
00:47:03listen,
00:47:04Uncle Tony
00:47:05knows full
00:47:05well mom's
00:47:06going to
00:47:06blow everything
00:47:07that he
00:47:07built.
00:47:07Now,
00:47:08I am
00:47:09not willing
00:47:09to risk
00:47:10that.
00:47:11So,
00:47:12I get my
00:47:12name in that
00:47:12will,
00:47:13one way or
00:47:14another.
00:47:17I am
00:47:18not willing
00:47:18to risk
00:47:19that.
00:47:19I'm getting
00:47:20my name
00:47:20in the
00:47:20will
00:47:21any way
00:47:21that I
00:47:22can.
00:47:22So,
00:47:22what am I
00:47:23doing here?
00:47:23To change
00:47:24it,
00:47:25if need
00:47:25be.
00:47:26Come on,
00:47:27didn't you
00:47:28study law
00:47:28or something?
00:47:29I did.
00:47:30Well,
00:47:30I did
00:47:31the Zoom
00:47:32thing.
00:47:33Yeah,
00:47:34good enough.
00:47:37So,
00:47:41what's in
00:47:41it for
00:47:42me?
00:47:43What do
00:47:43you mean?
00:47:44You're
00:47:45my little
00:47:45brother,
00:47:45okay?
00:47:46Why don't
00:47:46you just
00:47:46grow up
00:47:46here and
00:47:47stand up
00:47:47for this
00:47:47family for
00:47:48once?
00:47:50Okay,
00:47:50look,
00:47:51if you
00:47:51help me
00:47:52with the
00:47:52well,
00:47:52I'll
00:47:52cut you
00:47:53in.
00:47:53I want
00:47:54half.
00:47:5670-30.
00:47:58All right,
00:47:59I'm gonna
00:47:59go take
00:47:59a shit.
00:48:00No,
00:48:00okay,
00:48:00okay,
00:48:00okay,
00:48:01okay,
00:48:01okay,
00:48:01okay.
00:48:01Half,
00:48:02half of a
00:48:02bazillion
00:48:03is still
00:48:03a bazillion.
00:48:04Okay,
00:48:04but listen,
00:48:05there's one
00:48:05thing that's
00:48:06still worrying
00:48:07me.
00:48:09The maid.
00:48:10The maid?
00:48:11She's been
00:48:11snooping around.
00:48:12Yeah,
00:48:13no dick,
00:48:13idiot.
00:48:14She's a
00:48:14fucking maid,
00:48:15bro.
00:48:15We are
00:48:16gonna have
00:48:16to deal
00:48:16with her.
00:48:18Suddenly,
00:48:19I understood
00:48:19everything.
00:48:20well,
00:48:21she's been
00:48:21snooping around.
00:48:22Ryan had the
00:48:23motive.
00:48:23He didn't just
00:48:24want the ring.
00:48:24He wanted the
00:48:25whole fortune,
00:48:26the entire
00:48:26inheritance.
00:48:28Tony was in
00:48:29immediate danger,
00:48:30and only I could
00:48:31stop it.
00:48:33what are you
00:48:33doing in here?
00:48:36I was just
00:48:37lost.
00:48:39Lost?
00:48:40Yeah,
00:48:40I was,
00:48:40I was,
00:48:41I was looking
00:48:42for the bathroom.
00:48:44I don't even know
00:48:45what this,
00:48:45what is this?
00:48:47A kitchen?
00:48:48I know.
00:48:49A kitchen,
00:48:50when I see one,
00:48:50I thought this was
00:48:51one of those
00:48:51fancy kitchen
00:48:52bathrooms.
00:48:54Like,
00:48:54with the bathroom
00:48:54and the kitchen,
00:48:55it's like a fusion,
00:48:57sort of fusion thing.
00:48:58What the fuck?
00:49:03Did you kill her?
00:49:04No,
00:49:04shut up,
00:49:05idiot.
00:49:06All right?
00:49:07She'll just be out
00:49:08for a minute.
00:49:08Hey,
00:49:09Yanni,
00:49:09Yanni,
00:49:10I need you to listen
00:49:11to me,
00:49:12all right,
00:49:12about what you
00:49:12need to do,
00:49:13okay?
00:49:18Please,
00:49:20don't let them
00:49:20hurt Tony.
00:49:23Don't let them
00:49:24hurt Tony.
00:49:25Oh,
00:49:26Brittany,
00:49:27hey,
00:49:28hey,
00:49:28are you okay?
00:49:29I gotta save
00:49:30Uncle Tony.
00:49:33Wait,
00:49:34wait,
00:49:34no,
00:49:34no,
00:49:35don't go in there.
00:49:37Uncle Tony
00:49:37said he did not
00:49:39want to be disturbed.
00:49:39He's,
00:49:41he's really
00:49:41resting.
00:49:42Uncle Tony.
00:49:43Stop,
00:49:44stop,
00:49:44hey,
00:49:45why do you
00:49:45always have to
00:49:46make so much
00:49:46trouble?
00:49:47Just,
00:49:48you know what?
00:49:49Fine,
00:49:49fine,
00:49:50you asked for this.
00:49:53You asked for this.
00:49:53Wait,
00:49:53wait,
00:49:54he,
00:49:55he did what?
00:49:56Yeah.
00:49:58That son of a bitch
00:49:59assaulted you?
00:50:00No,
00:50:01but he did
00:50:02something worse.
00:50:03They all did.
00:50:07That's when
00:50:08they decided
00:50:08to destroy my life.
00:50:11that's when
00:50:12the real nightmare
00:50:13began.
00:50:15What are you
00:50:16doing?
00:50:16What's happening?
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:20Yanni.
00:50:22Whoa,
00:50:22hey,
00:50:23what are you
00:50:23doing?
00:50:24Blowing down my pants,
00:50:25giving me a blowjob
00:50:25like I'm a piece of meat.
00:50:27Nice job.
00:50:29Maybe you should
00:50:29buy me a date
00:50:30first,
00:50:30huh?
00:50:33You know what?
00:50:38Honestly,
00:50:39I won't screw you
00:50:40because you
00:50:40have just this
00:50:41really perfect ass.
00:50:43But,
00:50:44right now,
00:50:44I have much more
00:50:45important law for you.
00:50:49Yanni.
00:50:51Yanni.
00:50:52What happened?
00:51:01Uncle Tony,
00:51:02you're alive.
00:51:04Yes,
00:51:05as far as I know.
00:51:06Were you expecting
00:51:06something different?
00:51:08They didn't kill him,
00:51:09so what was their
00:51:10secret plan?
00:51:12Uncle Tony,
00:51:13I have to tell you
00:51:14something.
00:51:16It's important.
00:51:17I'm getting so good
00:51:18at this,
00:51:19I just keep winning
00:51:20this bingo bliss.
00:51:21It's about your ring.
00:51:24My ring?
00:51:25Yes,
00:51:26yes.
00:51:26You know,
00:51:27nephew Ryan
00:51:28came by
00:51:29and demanded
00:51:30I give him
00:51:31the ring.
00:51:32You know,
00:51:33the precious
00:51:34amethyst one.
00:51:35Then,
00:51:36when I went to
00:51:37the safe
00:51:37to retrieve it,
00:51:39it was gone.
00:51:40Brittany,
00:51:41did you hear
00:51:41what I said?
00:51:42The ring
00:51:43was missing.
00:51:45Someone stole it.
00:51:46Now,
00:51:47I know
00:51:47before everyone
00:51:49arrived,
00:51:49it was in the safe.
00:51:51I'm embarrassed
00:51:51to even consider
00:51:53that someone
00:51:54in my family
00:51:55would steal
00:51:56from me.
00:51:56Now,
00:51:57I know you
00:51:58wouldn't do it,
00:51:59but I'll do
00:52:01when I find out
00:52:02who did this.
00:52:03I can't do this.
00:52:05I can't keep
00:52:05the truth
00:52:06from him
00:52:06any longer.
00:52:07Uncle Tony,
00:52:08I have to tell you
00:52:09that everyone
00:52:10in this house
00:52:10is hiding something.
00:52:15What is going on?
00:52:17Oh, my God.
00:52:18Do you think
00:52:18you could fuck
00:52:19with my fiancé?
00:52:20Come on.
00:52:20Daddy, get off.
00:52:21Okay, I'm fine.
00:52:23What is going on here?
00:52:24This lying slut
00:52:26knows exactly
00:52:27what's going on.
00:52:33Brittany,
00:52:34what is this?
00:52:36I'm so sorry,
00:52:37Uncle Tony.
00:52:38We all thought
00:52:39she was good
00:52:39and loyal,
00:52:40but turns out
00:52:42she's just
00:52:42a gold-digging
00:52:44whore.
00:52:45She seduced
00:52:46my fiancé.
00:52:47She's wanted him
00:52:48ever since he was
00:52:48a young boy
00:52:49who had come
00:52:49to visit you.
00:52:50Who knows
00:52:51what else she'll destroy.
00:52:52Brittany,
00:52:53is it true?
00:52:54Are you having
00:52:54an affair with Ryan?
00:52:56No.
00:52:56Oh, God.
00:52:57I'm so sorry
00:52:58you had to see that,
00:52:59Uncle Tony.
00:53:00Yes,
00:53:00it's all sordid
00:53:01and true,
00:53:01and I'm
00:53:03deeply ashamed.
00:53:05But Brittany here,
00:53:06she's so obsessive.
00:53:08One moment of weakness,
00:53:09and I gave in.
00:53:11Look, baby,
00:53:11I'm so sorry.
00:53:13What can I do
00:53:14to make it up to you?
00:53:15You son of a bitch.
00:53:17How can I ever
00:53:18trust you again?
00:53:19Look, baby,
00:53:20I was just fooled
00:53:21by this wicked woman.
00:53:23It's like this witchcraft,
00:53:24this pheromones,
00:53:25just they hit my nostrils
00:53:26and there's nothing
00:53:27I could do.
00:53:28Maybe it's primal.
00:53:30How many times
00:53:31have I put you
00:53:31in a made outfit
00:53:32and told you
00:53:33that it does it for me,
00:53:34and you just expect
00:53:35me to come home
00:53:36and then suddenly
00:53:37this shows up?
00:53:38It used to be
00:53:38an old woman.
00:53:40That's what it is.
00:53:40She's just so not you
00:53:42that it just,
00:53:43it hits this other part
00:53:44of me
00:53:45and I don't understand it.
00:53:47Baby, please,
00:53:48okay?
00:53:49You just gotta forgive me,
00:53:50all right?
00:53:50It won't happen again.
00:53:52Only way for me to know
00:53:55is if we get rid of her.
00:53:57What?
00:53:58Uncle Tony,
00:54:00you have to believe me.
00:54:01He drugged me.
00:54:03Oh, please.
00:54:04Why would I?
00:54:05Because you all
00:54:06want something
00:54:07from Uncle Tony.
00:54:08His ring
00:54:09and his inheritance.
00:54:10You're all liars
00:54:12and crooks.
00:54:14Well, I hate to say it,
00:54:16but she's right.
00:54:16Huh.
00:54:18Not you.
00:54:19Steph is right.
00:54:20This maid
00:54:21is a dirty liar
00:54:22and a whore.
00:54:24She stole your ring,
00:54:25brought it to me,
00:54:26and asked to split
00:54:2850-50.
00:54:29Impossible.
00:54:30And now you're really
00:54:31beginning to piss me off,
00:54:33Sylvia.
00:54:33Hey, brother,
00:54:34I would never...
00:54:34I trust Brittany
00:54:35with my whole house.
00:54:36She would never do that.
00:54:38Hmm.
00:54:39Strange.
00:54:40Isn't she the only one
00:54:42with the password
00:54:43to your safe?
00:54:44Yes,
00:54:45and I still don't believe it.
00:54:47Well, why don't you ask
00:54:48your little maid
00:54:48who stole the ring
00:54:50and brought it to me?
00:54:57I took it, Tony,
00:54:59but...
00:55:00Oh, God.
00:55:02I'm...
00:55:02I'm...
00:55:03I can explain.
00:55:04I...
00:55:04No need to, Brittany.
00:55:08You've...
00:55:09deeply disappointed me.
00:55:11I took care of you
00:55:12and your sick mother
00:55:13every day for years.
00:55:20That all ends now.
00:55:22You can stay on
00:55:23and work
00:55:24the birthday dinner.
00:55:26But after that,
00:55:28you have to leave the house.
00:55:30Never to return.
00:55:33You have to leave the house.
00:55:35Never to return.
00:55:39Time to take out the trash.
00:55:51What they did to you,
00:55:53that's not okay.
00:55:54It's on my fault.
00:55:55What?
00:55:56No, no.
00:55:57Come on.
00:55:57It's not your fault.
00:55:58If I had just told Tony
00:56:00what was happening,
00:56:02then...
00:56:03none of it would have happened,
00:56:05but...
00:56:07I just paved the way
00:56:08for them to
00:56:10murder him.
00:56:13Tony died.
00:56:15And I'm to blame.
00:56:17No.
00:56:18Listen to me.
00:56:19You are not to blame.
00:56:21The only thing
00:56:21that you're to blame for
00:56:23is being a good person.
00:56:25You love.
00:56:26You trust.
00:56:27Those bastards
00:56:28took advantage of that,
00:56:29yes.
00:56:29But that does not
00:56:30make you a bad person.
00:56:32No, I am.
00:56:37I left you.
00:56:50Why?
00:56:55Why?
00:56:57Your mother...
00:56:59She told me
00:57:00that I couldn't see you anymore.
00:57:02She threatened
00:57:03to have my mom fired
00:57:04and to get me expelled.
00:57:07to destroy our lives.
00:57:09All because you were
00:57:10from a prominent family
00:57:11and I was...
00:57:12the daughter of a maid.
00:57:14Oh, my God.
00:57:16I couldn't understand
00:57:17why you would just
00:57:17leave me.
00:57:20It broke my heart, too.
00:57:24I loved you so much.
00:57:29I'm sorry.
00:57:31I'm...
00:57:31I can't do this.
00:57:33It's just too confusing
00:57:34for me right now.
00:57:35I'm sorry.
00:57:35I don't think
00:57:36it's confusing at all.
00:57:40I...
00:57:42I think that
00:57:44you came here tonight
00:57:45for a reason.
00:57:49I think that
00:57:50you're meant to be here
00:57:52because...
00:57:54I believe in second chances.
00:57:55I believe I can't read this.
00:57:56I see...
00:58:10What do we have done?
00:58:14I think that
00:58:18Marble floors and diamond lights
00:58:21Silver spoons and alibis
00:58:24I made the beds, I poured the wine
00:58:27And now they're tracing every line
00:58:32If love and use my crying tonight
00:58:39Then read my tears in black and white
00:58:45Between my secrets, candlelight
00:58:52I'm just a girl who lost the fight
00:58:55And every doubt you try to prove
00:58:58Still trembles when I make a move
00:59:05I'm not the ghost inside these walls
00:59:08Not every tear is guilty's call
00:59:11But if you choose to walk away
00:59:15Then that's the price I'll have to pay
00:59:23I love and use my crying tonight
00:59:30Then let the truth come
00:59:41What is going on here?
00:59:42Uh, nothing
00:59:44What do you need?
00:59:45Doesn't matter
00:59:46Uncle Tony's lawyer just sent us a telegram
00:59:49With explicit instructions on where to find and read Uncle Tony's will immediately
00:59:54So everyone in the house needs to hear it
00:59:56We need murderers
00:59:57Okay, we'll be right down
00:59:59Just give us a minute
01:00:05I'm gonna have to go face that horrible family again
01:00:09I'll protect you
01:00:14You will?
01:00:15I've never in a million years thought that I would ever get you back
01:00:20But here you are
01:00:24And whatever happens
01:00:26I am not losing you again
01:00:29Not this time
01:00:31So if those bastards want to mess with you
01:00:35They'll have to go through me
01:00:41Can we turn the AC on?
01:00:42It's ruining my photo
01:00:43Would you guys just shut the fuck up?
01:00:46Oh my god
01:00:46Seriously?
01:00:48Did we really have to bring the murdering whore here?
01:00:51Alright, alright everybody
01:00:52Let's just, let's keep the peace, okay?
01:00:55Obviously, Uncle T's lawyer can't be here
01:00:57But he showed me where the will is
01:00:59I studied law, so I should be the one to read it
01:01:02Um, honey, you took a crash Zoom course and didn't even finish it
01:01:06That's enough
01:01:07It can't be that hard
01:01:08There's gonna be one line
01:01:09And it's gonna name me as the sole heir
01:01:11There's no way Uncle Tony left everything to a pathological liar like Armand
01:01:16Excuse me?
01:01:17Or to my loser brother
01:01:18Well, you seem to think I was pretty capable earlier when you had the bright idea to
01:01:24I am set
01:01:26And you can all go to hell
01:01:27Not if the will says the ring goes to Ryan
01:01:30What is a piece of paper worth anyway?
01:01:34Possession is nine-tenths of the law
01:01:36You old witch
01:01:40I'm gonna rip that ring off of the world
01:01:41I would like to see you try
01:01:43Ladies, stop, stop, please
01:01:46Yanni, can you just read my inheritance?
01:01:48Okay
01:01:49Here we go
01:01:56Okay
01:01:57I, Tony
01:01:59Being of sound mind and body
01:02:02Do hereby
01:02:03Be-be-grieve
01:02:06Be-grieve?
01:02:08Be-grieve
01:02:09Be-queath?
01:02:10Be-queath
01:02:10Be-queath
01:02:11Be-queath all of my earthly possessions
01:02:13I'm including the mansion, the Tuscan villa, the vineyards, and the cars
01:02:20To my soul, Eris
01:02:23Eris?
01:02:24Eris!
01:02:25Yes!
01:02:26It's a woman!
01:02:28I was right!
01:02:30Fuck you
01:02:31Fuck you
01:02:33Fuck you
01:02:34And especially
01:02:36Fuck
01:02:37You
01:02:38To my soul, Eris
01:02:41My maid
01:02:42What?
01:02:43What?
01:02:44Brittany Logan
01:02:45What?
01:02:46Have you been fucking Tony?
01:02:48Oh yeah, mom
01:02:49You're a slut
01:02:52My maid
01:02:53Brittany Logan
01:02:55What?
01:02:55Fucking whore
01:02:56You dead bitch
01:02:57You bitch
01:02:58Fucking fucking joke
01:02:59You fucking fucking joke
01:03:03You fucking fucking joke
01:03:04You fucking fucking joke
01:03:05You fucking fucking joke
01:03:05You fucking fucking joke
01:03:06No, seriously
01:03:07Give me the fucking joke
01:03:08Alright, alright, alright, alright
01:03:10I'm sorry to interrupt this little family squabble
01:03:13Or whatever this is
01:03:14But there is one thing that I know for certain
01:03:17And that is that the killer is here in this room currently
01:03:20And unless that person comes forward right now
01:03:23And confesses
01:03:24You're all under arrest
01:03:27Okay, well I think it's pretty obvious who the killer is at this point
01:03:31The murderer is Brittany
01:03:35Like I said, three hours ago, okay?
01:03:38Does everybody remember that?
01:03:40Can we all go to a flashback moment when I said that?
01:03:44I know who did it
01:03:45It was her!
01:03:48Thank god you're here
01:03:48My uncle-in-law has been killed and you have the murderer right here
01:03:53Brittany is apparently, and against all logic and reason, Tony's sole heiress
01:03:59I mean, fuck, that's her motive
01:04:05She had a cover-up too
01:04:07She knew that we were all coming here tonight
01:04:10And she also knew that we all wanted something from Uncle Tony
01:04:14So, what did she do?
01:04:17This little rat bitch decided to change the will
01:04:20Right before his birthday
01:04:23And she was spying on us
01:04:26Learned all of our secrets
01:04:29She was the only one with access to Uncle Tony's food
01:04:40Clearly, we are a greedy type
01:04:43Yes
01:04:43And none of us actually gave a single fuck about Uncle Tony, let's be honest
01:04:48But we could not actually commit cold-heart murder
01:04:52Even if we all thought about it
01:04:57But this one here
01:05:02Cover
01:05:03Motive
01:05:06Opportunity
01:05:07I mean, Jesus
01:05:08Mr. Police Officer, arrest this whore immediately
01:05:14Wow
01:05:14That was so clever and sexy, baby
01:05:18What?
01:05:22Cut
01:05:26I'm sorry
01:05:28The will
01:05:29It's
01:05:30A hell of a motive
01:05:32And a hell of a twist
01:05:36I don't know if I can protect you from any of this
01:05:39Did you tell me the truth about any of it?
01:05:45Brittany
01:05:47Please tell me that what we had was real
01:05:49Do you really think that I killed Tony?
01:05:51For his money?
01:05:53I don't know what to think
01:05:57I'm sorry
01:05:58No, I'll
01:06:04Um
01:06:11911, what's your emergency?
01:06:13Yeah, it's Detective Beckham
01:06:14I need all units to the Harbor residence as soon as possible
01:06:17Whatever you're doing can wait
01:06:23Hey
01:06:26Don't move a muscle
01:06:28I'll be right back
01:06:30No
01:06:30Wait, Alan
01:06:39Listen up
01:06:40I don't care what you did or did not do
01:06:42My lawyers are excellent
01:06:44They will get you out
01:06:45If you agree to marry me
01:06:47And share the inheritance
01:06:48You disgusting prick
01:06:50I don't want the money
01:06:51I don't want the inheritance
01:06:52And I most
01:06:54Definitely
01:06:55Do not want you
01:06:56Are you sure about that?
01:06:59I'll knock you right now, babes
01:07:00All you gotta do is split the inheritance with me
01:07:03Okay?
01:07:05It's better than prison
01:07:06What do you think?
01:07:11What do you think?
01:07:12The most important thing now is Alan
01:07:14I have to find him and convince him that what we had was real
01:07:18And
01:07:20That I didn't kill Tony
01:07:21Okay
01:07:23I agree
01:07:24Unlock me
01:07:29Don't
01:07:29Screw me
01:07:30Mate
01:07:31I can't promise
01:07:34I'll get him
01:07:38That's binding
01:07:49Alex
01:07:52Alex
01:07:53Alex
01:07:54Alex
01:07:54Alex
01:07:54Alex
01:08:08Hello, Brittany.
01:08:09Oh, my God!
01:08:11Hello, Brittany.
01:08:13Are you a ghost?
01:08:16What, am I dead?
01:08:18Relax.
01:08:19Neither.
01:08:20Then what?
01:08:21How are you?
01:08:23I faked my death.
01:08:24Well, it doesn't take a genius to realize my entire family wanted me dead to get their grubby hands on
01:08:30my fortune.
01:08:31So I beat him to the punch.
01:08:33I staged the whole thing.
01:08:34I do regret, you know, having to do so at your expense.
01:08:39But I knew I could trust you.
01:08:42And only you.
01:08:43Crazy old fool!
01:08:45Do you have any idea what I've been through?
01:08:47I almost died at least five times with your stupid game!
01:08:53It wasn't all fake.
01:08:56The truth is, I am sick.
01:08:59I won't live to celebrate my next birthday.
01:09:03And the inheritance is yours.
01:09:09Why?
01:09:10It's simple.
01:09:12You're the sweetest, kindest person I know.
01:09:16And I believe that good people deserve good things.
01:09:20There's not enough of that in the world.
01:09:21And so, my entire estate, the four billion dollars, and the property, it's yours.
01:09:35My entire estate, the four billion dollars, and the property, it's yours.
01:09:44But what about Alan?
01:09:46Alan.
01:09:47Alan, my friend.
01:09:48I'm afraid something terrible is going to happen to me.
01:09:51And if it does, I need you to come back and investigate.
01:09:55You're the best investigator in the world, and the only one who can figure out what happened.
01:10:01We are old friends.
01:10:06Okay, okay, guys.
01:10:08ChatGVT says that if she did kill him, then she cannot inherit.
01:10:11So, we just split the assets evenly.
01:10:16So, that's fair.
01:10:18Ahem!
01:10:19I have something that I would like to say.
01:10:22How did you get out?
01:10:23Oh, I'm live streaming, y'all.
01:10:25I would like to tell you the truth about what happened to Uncle Tony.
01:10:30Go ahead, say it.
01:10:38Tony, you know, I only see you at my birthday.
01:10:42Each year I watch you grow more greedy, more cruel, more immoral.
01:10:47When I realized that you were only here for my money, I decided to test you and fake my death.
01:11:02Oh, my God!
01:11:04Uncle Tony, you were, like, hilarious.
01:11:07I mean, we all fell for that.
01:11:09I even fell for the fact that you were giving the maid all your shit.
01:11:12Oh, don't worry.
01:11:13That was all true.
01:11:15I've changed my will.
01:11:17Brittany inherits everything.
01:11:18You inherit nothing.
01:11:20What?
01:11:20All the financial support I've given you these many years,
01:11:24all the homes in my name,
01:11:26you're cut off.
01:11:28What?
01:11:29What?
01:11:29What?
01:11:29What?
01:11:30Starting now, you have nothing.
01:11:32I hope you live streamed that.
01:11:41Listen up, old man.
01:11:43I don't give up like your loser family, okay?
01:11:46Yes, I can see that.
01:11:48You're of a different breed.
01:11:49Damn straight I am.
01:11:50And the only way you're gonna get rid of me
01:11:53is if you give me what I came for.
01:11:56The ring.
01:11:58Or you'll regret the day that I met Ryan in the Starbucks urinal.
01:12:02I already do.
01:12:05I'll make your life a living hell, old man.
01:12:08Or whatever's left of it.
01:12:09So, if I give you the ring,
01:12:12you'll take my greedy nephew
01:12:14and leave forever?
01:12:16Yeah.
01:12:18Okay.
01:12:19Sylvia, the ring.
01:12:30Jesus.
01:12:32Jesus.
01:12:33Oh, God.
01:12:47You scheming son of a bitch.
01:12:51You scheming son of a bitch.
01:12:56Don't slander our mother, Sylvia.
01:12:58You were always her favorite.
01:13:01For no reason.
01:13:03You were better.
01:13:04You weren't smarter.
01:13:06And you weren't harder working.
01:13:07Just because you were born a boy.
01:13:11Dad.
01:13:12Mom.
01:13:14Invested in you.
01:13:15Sylvia.
01:13:16That's how you turned out to be rich.
01:13:19And I became poor.
01:13:22Because of a genetic roll of the dice.
01:13:25But this is my ring.
01:13:26I deserve it.
01:13:28Sylvia, even if you had been more a man,
01:13:30Mom and Dad wouldn't have supported you.
01:13:33You're an ungrateful, untalented,
01:13:35lazy, compulsive liar.
01:13:37You deserve nothing.
01:13:40No!
01:13:41Oh, my God.
01:13:44No!
01:13:45Ah!
01:13:48What?
01:13:50No, don't do it again!
01:13:52Ow!
01:13:52Stop it!
01:13:53It's not a real gun, of course.
01:13:55What kind of cop would carry a fake gun?
01:13:58Not a cop.
01:14:00A detective.
01:14:02And one who's good enough to know that a family of vipers
01:14:05depraved enough to try to kill their own patriarch
01:14:09will eventually become desperate enough to use a gun.
01:14:15Well, there's more of us than you, so we outnumber you.
01:14:20Do you want to say that again?
01:14:21Oh?
01:14:23You have a choice.
01:14:24You can either stay and wait for the rest of the police force to get here
01:14:28and arrest you for attempted murder,
01:14:31which should be any minute now,
01:14:33or you can leave forever and find another sugar daddy.
01:14:37It's amazing that you idiots never realize in a house like this
01:14:43because everything is recorded.
01:14:48Oh!
01:14:49Oh!
01:14:51Well?
01:14:53What'll it be?
01:14:55Well?
01:14:56What'll it be?
01:14:58Oh!
01:15:13I've never felt freer in my life.
01:15:17But Sylvia ran away with your ring.
01:15:18Oh, let her have it.
01:15:20That's a two-dollar decoy.
01:15:22This is the real.
01:15:29And do you like it?
01:15:32It's...
01:15:33It's beautiful.
01:15:34But I like you being alive much better.
01:15:38Well, I knew you would.
01:15:40That's why I'm giving it to you.
01:15:43I always said I would only give my family ring
01:15:47to someone who is marrying for true love.
01:15:52This is a $30 million ring.
01:15:55No.
01:15:56$70 million.
01:16:03Go.
01:16:05Run to him.
01:16:12Wait!
01:16:13Alan!
01:16:16Are you leaving so soon?
01:16:19Well, I didn't want to interrupt the family reunion.
01:16:23Um, speaking of family, I...
01:16:28I was wondering if you wanted to complete the cycle.
01:16:33Brittany, what are you doing?
01:16:35You can have any man in the world now.
01:16:38I know.
01:16:40You're a billionaire.
01:16:41And I'm just a smart, funny, talented, good-looking detective.
01:16:47Why would you want to be with me?
01:16:51I don't want to give up on us this time.
01:16:54I don't want to let you go.
01:16:58And I can't wait to see how your mom would react.
01:17:08Well?
01:17:16Brittany, Logan.
01:17:19Will you marry me?
01:17:23Yes.
01:17:25Yes.
01:17:49Who's this?
01:17:52Brittany, your mom's scared.
01:17:54Mom?
01:18:02How are you walking?
01:18:03Turns out there is a very new and very expensive experimental treatment.
01:18:09And it works.
01:18:11My test came back clearer.
01:18:13I feel wonderful.
01:18:14You look wonderful, but...
01:18:16How did I afford it?
01:18:18I have an angel.
01:18:21Thank you, Uncle Tony.
01:18:26Mom, I want you to meet someone.
01:18:29This is Alan.
01:18:31My future husband.
01:18:33Alan from school?
01:18:35Yes.
01:18:36It's good to see you again.
01:18:38Wow, he's hot.
01:18:39Excuse me?
01:18:41Oh, sorry.
01:18:43You're hot, too.
01:18:43Wait, Mom, Uncle Tony, are the two of you?
01:18:48Yes.
01:18:51Oh.
01:18:52I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:18:56Oh.
01:19:07I guess that's a story for the sequel.
01:19:11Here we go.
01:19:12I guess...
01:19:12...
01:19:12So nice.