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Celebrity Sabotage - Season 1 - Episode 04
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00:04Welcome to the Manor House. The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:12This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:16Welcome to the perfect pooch. Welcome to the applicant.
00:21Welcome to the great kitchen cook-off.
00:24Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:28Oh, look at her fly.
00:30All right, shall we?
00:31He's ready to play a little game.
00:33But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:39Oh, my God, are you joking me?
00:43That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ, home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:53Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur and a different fake show host.
01:02Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake shows and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:08share worth up to £30,000.
01:10And there's only one rule.
01:12Go get caught!
01:14Do-do-do-do.
01:15Who is it?
01:15Celebrity captured.
01:17Oh, God!
01:18Tonight, comedian Guz Khan joins Mission HQ.
01:22They're very, very aggressive badges.
01:25As the celebrities take on totally fake TV show S.O.S.
01:30Survive or Surrender.
01:32Hosted by Jason Fox, who's in on the whole thing.
01:35Are you ready?
01:36Yes, sir!
01:37Pop the bookie.
01:38Pop the bookie.
01:39Whoa!
01:40Get up.
01:40It's coming back.
01:41Go, go, go, go.
01:41Get ready for madness.
01:44Woo!
01:44We're thinking.
01:45Mind games.
01:46We've torn the team apart.
01:48Collapse at 10.
01:48And mayhem.
01:51What is going on?
01:52Stop what you're doing.
01:52Lie down.
01:53What the hell?
01:55Look!
01:56It's celebrity sabotage.
01:58Look at you!
02:02It's a new day at the manor house.
02:05And the celebrities are ready to get sabotaging.
02:08Woo!
02:09Here we go.
02:10Back in the garage stroke garage, depending on where you're from.
02:16How are you guys feeling as being sabotaged?
02:18I'm getting too big for me boots now.
02:20So much.
02:20Did I say that?
02:21I don't care.
02:22No-one's catching me.
02:23No-one's caught arse.
02:24I feel so comfortable now being a sabotage.
02:27I genuinely don't think that anyone's going to get us.
02:30Who do you think our guest is going to be today?
02:32We've got a big guy this time, I reckon.
02:34Geezer.
02:35Geezer!
02:41Oh, my God!
02:42The feed on him!
02:45The feed on the man!
02:46Yes, girl!
02:47Can I tell you the truth, guys?
02:49Yeah.
02:49I don't know what the hell I'm doing here.
02:51Can you explain to me what is happening here, please?
02:53So this is Mission HQ, and we've got all the screens there,
02:56and what we do is we sabotage people who come in thinking
02:59they are doing a different show.
03:00Then what we normally do is win the money if we can.
03:03The big rule is don't get caught.
03:06You're going to be fantastic at this.
03:07I can feel it.
03:08It's going to be hard to hide the beard.
03:10The beard, yeah.
03:11And the accent.
03:12You've got such a legendary accent.
03:14Do you want me to do a different one?
03:15Yeah.
03:16Yeah.
03:17Oh, gosh, yeah.
03:19If there was ever a man to come in here and be ready,
03:22it's you, sir.
03:23Guz, are you ready to do some sabotage?
03:24I'm always ready every day.
03:26Oh!
03:26Oh!
03:27HQ alert.
03:29Celebrities.
03:30Now Guz Khan is here, your team is complete.
03:33Yes!
03:34Six cadets are on their way.
03:37Cadets?
03:38And they think they're here to take part
03:40in a brand-new military-themed physical game show
03:43called SOS Survive or Surrender.
03:46Oh!
03:48Wow!
03:50I'm a very determined person.
03:53Absolutely love challenges.
03:54He's very competitive as well.
03:56I do love winning.
03:57Chris looks like he's here to win.
03:59I feel like Chris is the kind of guy
04:00who may not be very happy when we show ourselves.
04:05My fitness ability is right up there.
04:08You know, like, with the greats.
04:09I am super competitive.
04:12I have to win, I need to win, and I will win.
04:16Moses could be like a youth worker.
04:19Yeah.
04:19Or he could be like a real estate agent in Dubai.
04:21Yeah.
04:23I've been into fitness for about 15 years.
04:26I'm quite resilient, and I keep going.
04:28Second place is not good enough.
04:30I'm an absolute winner.
04:31Belinda looks like a friendly person from HR.
04:35I've got the strength, the power, the stamina to survive.
04:40Ria just looks happy to be her.
04:41She looks, like, positive vibes.
04:42She's got pink hair.
04:44Like, she looks a bit of fun.
04:46I might be one of the youngest, but people shouldn't underestimate me.
04:49Fitness runs through my veins.
04:51Surrendering is not an option for me.
04:52I'm a born survivor.
04:54Melissa looks totes, man.
04:56How would it be like Melissa?
04:58I'm an ex-performer turned fitness trainer.
05:00I'm here to be challenged like I've never been challenged before.
05:04Bring it on.
05:05Lee's face does not corroborate with his chest and his triceps.
05:09Look at the size of him, bro.
05:10Yeah.
05:11And hosting the fake show is ex-Special Forces Sergeant Jason Fox.
05:17Yes!
05:17Yes!
05:18Yes!
05:19Foxy!
05:20Yes!
05:21Oh, he's the nicest guy, but scary.
05:24Scary.
05:26Foxy!
05:26That's a bit loud.
05:27Scott was shouting in my ear.
05:28Can you hear me?
05:29Yeah, I can.
05:31Did we have fun the last time you saw me on this air show?
05:34No, the last time I saw you, I dragged her out of your bed.
05:39Foxy, we want you to give the cadets hell, okay?
05:43All right.
05:43Make it believable, Foxy.
05:45As the cadets mobilize, spirits are high.
05:48All right.
05:49Let's go.
05:49Let's go.
05:50But they'll soon be brought back to earth with a bump as they meet their intimidating instructor.
05:58Yes, Foxy.
05:59This is it.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:01It's real.
06:02Hurry up.
06:03Move.
06:04Let's go.
06:04I want you lying down in front of me.
06:07Come on.
06:07Hurry up.
06:07It's not real, Sean.
06:09Right.
06:09From now on, you will be known as cadets.
06:12You will address me as sir.
06:14Is that clear?
06:15Yes, sir.
06:16How do you think they're all feeling right now?
06:18Terrible.
06:19Terrible.
06:19Yeah, I'd be on edge.
06:20Over the next 48 hours, you'll take on a series of intense challenges that are designed to push you to
06:27the limits.
06:28Is that understood?
06:29Yes, sir.
06:30Yes, sir.
06:30At the end, the one of you that proves themselves to be the strongest will win the title of ultimate
06:37survivor.
06:38So are you going to give it 100%?
06:39Yes, sir.
06:41Lee is in the zone.
06:42Lee is in it.
06:42He's locked in, man.
06:44I don't know how these guys are going to survive in a field next to a stately home on a
06:48really nice day.
06:54The cadets are split into two teams, red team and blue team, and are ready for their first challenge.
07:01One cadet from each team will be the hunter who must gather the coloured sandbags scattered around the forest.
07:07While they are hunting, their teammates' wrists will be attached to buckets containing filthy cold water.
07:13If their arms drop, they get soaked and lose two sandbags from their crate.
07:19And if either of the hunters are compromised, their team will automatically be declared losers.
07:25The team with the most sandbags at the end of the challenge wins, and the worst two cadets on the
07:31losing team will have to submit to a forfeit.
07:34Ria, you're the hunter for the blue team. Lee, you're the hunter for the red team.
07:38Lee's a PT, so I feel like he's probably got a bit of stamina on him.
07:41Ria can, I think she's going to be a dark horse.
07:43Nimble, nimble.
07:45So Moses, Melissa, Melinda, Chris, you'll be taking on the endurance challenge.
07:51Mission alert!
07:53Yes!
07:54It's time for your first sabotage mission.
07:57Who's it going to be?
07:59GK.
08:00You must sneak up behind cadet Melissa and make her bucket drop, covering her in dirty water.
08:07I absolutely will. I like getting close.
08:10Oh, it's getting a camouflage!
08:12Oh, I love a camouflage.
08:13Sam.
08:13Oh!
08:15Disguised as a hay bale, you must sabotage three of red team's sandbags.
08:20How do you sabotage a sandbag?
08:21Like throwing them in a lake.
08:23Licy.
08:24And Judy.
08:25Using a sandbag as bait, you must lure Ria into a trap and catch her, causing blue team to lose
08:31the challenge.
08:33Each of these three missions is worth £3,000.
08:38So there's a total of £9,000 up for grabs.
08:42Let's gear up!
08:43This challenge will start and end on my klaxon.
08:47Are you ready?
08:48Yes, sir!
08:52Oh, my God!
08:57Look, I've got armholes.
08:59We're hay.
09:00Oh, my God, someone's here.
09:04Guys, I'm...
09:05You look less like hay, more like Weetabix.
09:07Okay.
09:08Let's get out there, guys.
09:10Like probably Met Gala, innit?
09:12Go, go, go!
09:14You guys do just look like two people with a couple of twigs in a hood.
09:18You look like a hairy squirt.
09:20Judy, Sam and GK will head from HQ to the woods to complete three separate sabotages during the sandbag challenge.
09:28But with cadets able to run around the whole forest, the celebrities must be extra careful not to get caught.
09:38Are you ready?
09:40Yes, sir!
09:42All right, then, hurry up.
09:43First up, it's GK and her mission to bring down Melissa's bucket for £3,000.
09:49GK, I can see you.
09:51I need you to get down.
09:53And be Bush.
09:54Guys, I'm so on edge.
09:55Stay down.
09:56Stay down, GK, stay down, stay down.
09:57Because you feel like he's about to walk past you.
10:00Coming up the hill, stay where you are.
10:02Oh, my God, GK, he is right next to me.
10:05Mate, you are bushing.
10:07Oh, my God, it's so close!
10:09Oh!
10:10Oh, my God!
10:10Yes, GKs!
10:12Get the stick and get to work.
10:14Pop the bookie!
10:14Pop the bookie!
10:15Go, GK, go!
10:19Excellent!
10:20Yes, GK.
10:22GK, GK!
10:24Can you hack it?
10:25Have you got what it takes?
10:26Go on, go on, go on.
10:27Yes, you're looking good right now.
10:28GK?
10:29You're looking good.
10:30You're looking good, fam.
10:31Life limits it your time.
10:34Be quick, you gotta be quick.
10:35Oh, GK.
10:39He is so quiet.
10:42GK, they don't go for it.
10:44Go for it.
10:45Whoa!
10:47Yes!
10:54Get down, get down, get down.
10:56Get down, get down, get down.
10:57Ah! Look at the same thing!
11:00That challenge was really hard.
11:03I didn't realise it, but my arm was, like, slowly coming down,
11:07and then out of nowhere, I just feel this soaking wet,
11:11freezing, dirty water all over me.
11:14I'm covered.
11:15What happened there? I don't know, sir.
11:18Useless. That was an awful effort.
11:22Absolutely smashed that.
11:26Bush, you're way back.
11:31Mind games. It's all mind games.
11:32I didn't even feel my arm go.
11:33Whoo!
11:38I would say that was very difficult,
11:40cos I don't think I'm a very, like, discreet runner.
11:43We could confirm that. Yeah. Sam and Judy.
11:46Sam and Judy are on their way.
11:48He looks like a Lego man. Go on, Sam.
11:50Try and find a sandbag. Let's get going.
11:53Next up, it's human hay bale Sam's turn
11:55to attempt to sabotage three sandbags
11:57for another £3,000.
12:00Lee is close, Sam. Watch yourself.
12:03Tell Sam he's walking towards him.
12:04Sam, he is right there.
12:06Look how close he is.
12:08You're smashing this, Sam.
12:10Thank you, mate.
12:12Sam, start moving.
12:13Come on, I want to see some effort.
12:14You've got it, Ria.
12:15Run it in.
12:16Oh, that's amazing.
12:17Get back out there as quick as you can.
12:19Let's go, let's go.
12:20Sam, you need to try and find a sandbag.
12:23Find a sandbag and throw it in the river.
12:26Oh, I've got one.
12:27Got one.
12:27Get some.
12:35Two more to go.
12:36Let's have it.
12:37Right, where's the next one?
12:38Oh, my God, there's a guy right there.
12:43I see it.
12:44There we go now.
12:46Sandbag.
12:47Sandbag.
12:48There's another one over here.
12:50It's hiding in the tree.
12:52Yeah, Ria.
12:52OK.
12:53Wait, someone's coming back now.
12:55See if you can throw it over the fence.
12:56Yeah, I can throw it over the fence.
12:57Yeah, throw it over that fence, my friend.
13:00I got it.
13:01Yes, mate.
13:02Well done.
13:03There's no way I'm losing this challenge.
13:04There's another one over here.
13:06What is Sam doing?
13:08What's happening?
13:09What's happening?
13:10Sand, stop.
13:10He's next to you.
13:13Can you cut that sandbag, do you think?
13:14Yeah, I've got some flint here.
13:16Oh, my God.
13:17Flint?
13:19You look like you're giving CPR to a bag of stuff.
13:22It won't go in.
13:25I don't know.
13:26Sam, he's over.
13:28Come on.
13:28Stop what you're doing.
13:29Lay down.
13:30No, I can get this.
13:31I can get this.
13:32He's seen you.
13:33He's seen you.
13:33He's seen you.
13:34He can't hear us.
13:35Yes.
13:35He can't hear us.
13:36I've done it.
13:37I've done it.
13:38I've done it.
13:38I've done it.
13:47Oh, he can't hear us.
13:50Oh, this is all a hole.
13:51What the hell?
13:52What are you doing to my sandbag?
13:55No.
13:58Are you Sam Thompson?
14:01Code red.
14:03Code red.
14:04Celebrity captured.
14:06Celebrity captured.
14:08What?
14:09What's going on?
14:11Sam and Lee must make their way back to HQ immediately.
14:16Lee?
14:18What?
14:18Oh, Lee, I'm so sorry.
14:20What?
14:21Lee, you need to come with me.
14:24Why are you dressed as a hay bale?
14:26Judy, can you hear us?
14:27What's happening?
14:28Sam's been caught.
14:29Oh!
14:38No!
14:42We didn't know what to expect.
14:43He's got Lee!
14:44What's happened?
14:45Oh, my God.
14:48Celebrities.
14:50As Sam was captured, please break the emergency glass now.
14:55Three, two, one.
14:57Please don't be bad.
14:59Hey!
15:00Right, get the envelope.
15:02Oh, God, yeah.
15:03No.
15:05Lee, you are not a contestant on SOS, Survive or Surrender.
15:10You are actually a contestant on a secret game show called Celebrity Sabotage.
15:17Because you caught me, you now have a big decision to make.
15:22On the shelf is a briefcase containing £2,000.
15:27You can take them off.
15:27You can choose to take this money right now, but if you do, you must leave the show immediately.
15:37Or you can stay and become an insider.
15:41At the end of the show, you're going to take your equal share of the prize pot of up to
15:47£30,000.
15:50What the hell is going on right now?
15:52Wow.
15:53Lee, it's decision time.
15:55I mean, oh.
15:58I know it's hard.
15:59Like, I could go away with some money.
16:02I wasn't even expecting any money.
16:03But, wow.
16:05It's so much more fun right now.
16:13I'm definitely saying, 100%.
16:16Help sabotage with us.
16:18Help sabotage with us.
16:20Yes, Lee.
16:21Lee, there's something we do in HQ and I feel like you can join now.
16:24Okay, we put our hands in.
16:25Ready?
16:25Right.
16:25And then we go, one, two, three, sabotage.
16:28Yeah.
16:29Now get out of there, guys.
16:31Get out of there.
16:32All right.
16:32You enjoy yourself.
16:34My mind is just blown right now.
16:36I thought it was so random.
16:38I was like, there's a random hobale hammering a sandbag.
16:42I think I'll be a good insider.
16:44I've got a history of acting and performing,
16:47so I think this is where my skill set comes in.
16:51Sam.
16:53As you were caught in the act of sabotage,
16:57you will be punished.
16:58No!
17:00You must now enter the lock-up.
17:03There's a lock-up.
17:05Wait.
17:06Oh!
17:07There's a door we didn't even know existed.
17:09No!
17:10No, I ain't going in there.
17:11Oh, no, it's nice.
17:13Sam, enter the lock-up.
17:15No!
17:19Nah, this has got to be a joke.
17:22Lock the door.
17:23You can't lock the door on me.
17:26That's...
17:26Sam, you'll be frozen out of the game
17:28until further notice.
17:29No!
17:30Oh, my God.
17:31This is bad.
17:33This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
17:38With Sam imprisoned and Lee back in the game,
17:41the cadets are still feeling the burn.
17:44No pain?
17:45No gain.
17:46How have they still got their arms in the air, by the way?
17:47I'm asking you a question.
17:49You've got no pain.
17:50I'm just replied with no gain.
17:50How is Foxy still doing conversation?
17:52I know.
17:53So now the pressure is on Judy to try and win another £3,000
17:57with her sabotage mission to catch Rhea in a trap.
18:01What's happening?
18:02We have recruited Lee.
18:04So now he is going to be our inside person.
18:08Oh, my.
18:09Yes, OK.
18:10However, Sam has had repercussions to his actions
18:13and he's now locked in the lock-up.
18:15To be fair, Judy, he went to boarding school,
18:18so I think he's actually OK.
18:22You've got to get them in this trap.
18:25You can do it, Judy.
18:30Judy, love.
18:31Good news.
18:31You can go.
18:32Go carefully and complete this mission.
18:34Let's have it.
18:35Get caught.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Where is Rhea?
18:40My glutes are on fire.
18:42That's good.
18:43Good little workout.
18:45Come on.
18:46You've got this, Judy.
18:48Rhea is on her way.
18:49Come on.
18:50Just get back.
18:51Get back, Judy.
18:54I've got it.
18:55She's laid the bait.
18:56She's laid the bait.
18:57Let's see if she gets it.
19:00Rhea's on her way.
19:02And go, go, go, go, go, go.
19:04Pull the pole, pull the pole.
19:05Go, go, go, go.
19:05Pull, Judy.
19:06Go.
19:07Pull it.
19:08Oh, no.
19:09Oh.
19:11Yes, yes, yes.
19:12You've got it.
19:12You've got it.
19:14Stay there, Judy.
19:15Stay there, Judy.
19:16Stay there, Judy.
19:16Don't move, don't move.
19:17I trapped her.
19:19I made it eat to a trap star.
19:21Yeah.
19:23Do it alone.
19:24Do it alone.
19:25Come on, Judy.
19:29No.
19:33I trapped.
19:35Rhea.
19:36Where are you?
19:38Melissa.
19:39Melissa, stop.
19:42Come on back, Jude.
19:46Judy, if you could look slightly less like you've been hit by a car, that'd be absolutely fantastic.
19:51M6.
19:53Come on, then.
19:54Let's get up here.
19:58Oh, my trousers are falling down.
20:01Fashionate.
20:02Oh, well done.
20:03You have a good break, Lee?
20:04Oh, it's lovely.
20:05Cheers.
20:06Yeah, I bet.
20:06Yeah.
20:07Yes, Foxy.
20:12Yeah.
20:13Oh, Judy.
20:14Yes, Judy.
20:16Well done, Judy.
20:18Well done.
20:19Oh, my God, you look, you look the worst I've ever seen you.
20:23You somehow look like a bush and you look like you've been dragged through a bush.
20:27My hair and makeup team are going to have a panic attack if they've seen you on the right.
20:32Well, I feel like I can taste blood.
20:40So the game has been terminated early.
20:42This blue team, one of your team members has been compromised.
20:46Ria?
20:47Where are you?
20:49Get over here, then.
20:50Come on, let's go.
20:51Oh, Ria, you OK, Ria?
20:52I'm so sorry.
20:53I was trapped.
20:54That was you.
20:55Well done, Lai.
20:58I now declare the blue team the losers.
21:04It's all right.
21:05Oh, look at Lee.
21:07Look at Lee's face.
21:08Yes.
21:08Hey, guys.
21:10Red team, you are the winners.
21:12Guys, yay.
21:13I can't clap.
21:15Right, blue team.
21:16Two of you tonight are going to be sleeping out in the woods.
21:19You're going to have to build your own tent, and you're going to be eating rations.
21:23And it isn't going to be a nice night at all.
21:26Oh, no!
21:28Right, the two people that are staying out here tonight are Melissa and Ria.
21:36I'm going for the team.
21:37It's nice to have the company of Melissa, but I do feel a little bit guilty.
21:40Your tent is at the bottom of the woods.
21:42I suggest you start thinking about how you're going to improve tomorrow.
21:46Because that was absolutely pathetic.
21:50And you know when someone's sleeping in a tent, I feel like it's ripe for sabotage!
21:56Yeah!
21:59Celebrities.
21:59Here we go.
22:00Here are your next sabotage missions.
22:03Joel and GK.
22:04Oh!
22:05You must disturb Ria and Melissa's sleep by collapsing their tent.
22:10Dressed as badgers.
22:12What?
22:12No.
22:13What?
22:13Do you need a third badger?
22:15No, we don't need another badger.
22:17Gus, posing as security.
22:19Security!
22:20Of course.
22:21You must shut down the cadet's overnight stay in the woods.
22:26Each mission is worth £3,000.
22:28Wow!
22:29So there is £6,000 up for grabs.
22:32Just quickly, though.
22:33Badgers.
22:34Badgers.
22:34They stink!
22:35Right.
22:36Badger.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Security guard.
22:39Yeah.
22:39Yeah.
22:39Let's get changed.
22:40All right.
22:46As night falls over the manor house, and with the final missions of the day set, Ria and
22:52Melissa are unaware of the wild night that awaits them.
22:55That'll stay.
22:56That's fine.
23:03Hey-oh!
23:04Wow!
23:05Oh, my God!
23:06We have badges, man.
23:07I'll be honest, you can see very little.
23:09Oh, my God!
23:10Oh, wow!
23:10Out of the legs!
23:12Take it off!
23:13Take it off!
23:15Take it off!
23:16Take it off!
23:17Oh, my God!
23:18Oh, my God!
23:19It's Joel Thomas!
23:20Take care from the internet!
23:22Bye!
23:23I want you to seize this moment and get that muller.
23:27So, fundamentally, these two are mashing up tents, and I'm telling them, get out of here.
23:32Sabotage us.
23:33Let's get out of here.
23:38We deserve to sleep.
23:39We can't wait to keep my shoes off.
23:41You want the light left?
23:43I can see you guys trying.
23:45Guys, are you okay?
23:46Because you're walking really funny.
23:48It's hot.
23:49Okay, be careful out there, guys.
23:51Oh!
23:52Joel, there's steps.
23:56And it's about embracing it at the end of the day.
23:58Mm-hmm.
23:58What we've learned skills today that we didn't know.
24:02Guys, the ladies are still up.
24:04Just bear that in mind.
24:05But they're definitely going to be wide awake when they open their tent.
24:07They see two massive badges.
24:11That is absolutely terrifying.
24:14That is like a horror movie.
24:16You've got to collect that tent for three grand.
24:18Movers are set, you two.
24:20Let's go.
24:20Badgers work together.
24:22Come on, get in there.
24:26Come on, come on, come on, guys.
24:29Oh, my God.
24:29They're on top of the tent.
24:32Stand by.
24:33Three.
24:35Two.
24:36One.
24:37One.
24:37Go.
24:38Get out.
24:38Let's go.
24:40Run.
24:41Run.
24:41Run.
24:42Run.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:47Hide, hide, hide.
24:48Quick, quick, quick.
24:51How did that happen?
24:52All right.
24:53How did that happen?
24:54No idea.
24:58Are you all right?
24:59Yeah, no, I'm fine there.
25:01Stay there, you two.
25:03Get down.
25:04Yeah, I'm sorry.
25:05Three of the sides.
25:06I don't know.
25:07This is intense.
25:10No, no, it's intense.
25:12Shut up, Joe.
25:13Gaz.
25:14Yep.
25:14Shut that campsite down for another three grand.
25:18This is it.
25:19Mate, he's pulling up, he's pulling up, he's pulling up.
25:21You need to change your accent.
25:22That's fine, Stephen.
25:23All right, no problem, buddy.
25:24Understood, understood.
25:25Yeah, no problem.
25:27Hello, ladies.
25:28How are you?
25:28You okay?
25:28Hello.
25:29Imran, head of security.
25:31Yeah.
25:32You all right?
25:32I've heard you've had a bit of an issue.
25:33What's going on here?
25:34I would tend to calm down.
25:35I don't want to alarm you.
25:37Yeah.
25:37But basically, we've got them on CCTV,
25:41and they're very, very aggressive badgers.
25:45No.
25:46Sounds absolutely mad.
25:47You're lying.
25:48No, I'm not lying.
25:48So, I would feel better.
25:50With us saying not in here, please.
25:52I don't mind saying you.
25:54Not if they're badgers.
25:57What is wrong with this woman wanting to stay?
26:00Can you not hear that behind you?
26:02Because genuinely...
26:03I can hear it.
26:04Guys, be quiet.
26:05They're saying they can hear.
26:06Oh, God, ladies, ladies.
26:08No.
26:08I'm not looking about here.
26:10Yeah.
26:10Oh, God.
26:11Ladies, we've got scratch marks here as well.
26:14No, God, you're going to.
26:16Are you messing around?
26:18Less than least.
26:18I'm sorry.
26:19I wouldn't be messing around here.
26:20No.
26:21Are you being genuine?
26:22I'm being...
26:22I'm absolutely being genuine.
26:24Mum's eye fit right now.
26:25You're a big fadger.
26:26Swear on me mum's life.
26:28Oh, my God, no.
26:29Please.
26:30No, I'm going to end up sobbing.
26:33Girls, if you don't feel safe...
26:35I don't feel, like, in any way, shape or form right now safe.
26:39This is a test.
26:41What are the chances of a tent fall now?
26:43Easy.
26:44Easy.
26:45Boy, Ria was not having it.
26:47Ladies, I'm sorry, but I have to make the right call, you know?
26:50No, 100%.
26:51I get it.
26:56Oh, my God!
26:58Are you all right?
26:59I'm all right.
27:00Sorry, I just fell down.
27:01Watch your hole.
27:02Oh!
27:07Hey!
27:08HQ alert.
27:09Celebrities, your first day of sabotaging is over.
27:13You've added £12,000 to the cadets' prize pot.
27:18Sam, your punishment is over and you can now leave the lock-up.
27:23Yeah!
27:25Get some rest, because there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow.
27:29Oh, yeah!
27:30Oh, wonderful.
27:31Well done, everyone.
27:32Do you think we have to sleep in this?
27:43So far on Celebrity Sabotage, Sam got captured...
27:47Are you Sam Thompson?
27:49And the celebs have added £12,000 to the cadets' prize pot.
27:53But with a brand-new day comes brand-new sabotages.
27:58There you do!
27:59Yes!
28:00We're free!
28:01Come on!
28:02Oh, man.
28:03We are back!
28:04I love it in here.
28:05I'm back in the game, baby!
28:07Yeah, yeah, you're out of jail.
28:09Here he is!
28:10Oh!
28:12Yeah, no!
28:14No!
28:15Oh, my God!
28:19How are you?
28:21I've never been stopped in my tracks so quickly in my life.
28:26I've really been looking forward to coming in and seeing you all far from him.
28:30No!
28:30Don't say that.
28:31I've missed you so much.
28:32If I was to put money on someone messing up...
28:36Well...
28:37Your money's in the same place, don't you?
28:38I know, yeah.
28:39So, how are they?
28:40How are the cadets?
28:41I don't understand how they're not suspicious.
28:44So, we've got Lee on side.
28:46He's on our team, that is.
28:47Do you think he's going to do the job well?
28:48Yeah, I think of all of them, he's probably the best one for that.
28:51I've got to get going, because I've got to set up this next challenge.
28:54Well played.
28:55Good morning, cadets.
29:04How did we all sleep?
29:05Very well.
29:06Here we go.
29:08Lee, did you sleep like a baby?
29:10I slept like a baby, sir.
29:11It's because he's got inside knowledge.
29:13That is our boy, Lee.
29:15Right, it's time to welcome back our losers.
29:17Go over here, come on.
29:18Let's see whether Melissa tells them that she was really scared.
29:22Right, ladies, I hear you escaped your night in the woods last night.
29:26Yes, sir.
29:26What happened?
29:27The tent collapsing on us.
29:29Hang on a minute, it collapsed, which means you didn't build it properly.
29:32Oh, a bit of gaslighting.
29:34But it fell down for a specific reason, sir.
29:36What was that specific reason?
29:37We had a large variety of badgers around us, sir.
29:41Oh.
29:43They're going to leave, sirs.
29:45They're going to leave.
29:45What?
29:47Foxy's doing so well.
29:49He is.
29:49So you sacked it off for a bit of dodgy wildlife.
29:53We did ask to put the tent back up, didn't we?
29:55You wanted to stay back out.
29:56We were.
29:57We were prepared to.
29:57Absolutely.
29:58Liar.
29:59You're a liar, Melissa.
30:00You're a shy person.
30:02Anyway, all right, enough of that.
30:03There's no escaping what I've got in store for you today.
30:07Because next up is the raft race.
30:10Working in your teams, you'll be going head-to-head on this obstacle course.
30:16Every time you run this course, you'll collect a different piece of the raft.
30:21Once your raft is assembled, you will then collect your named flags and race across the lake.
30:27The first team across that finish line will obviously win the challenge.
30:32Do you all understand?
30:34Yes, sir.
30:35This is going to give us so many opportunities to sabotage.
30:38Yeah.
30:38Look at the amount of hiding places there are.
30:40This is coming from a man who got caught yesterday.
30:42Oh, yes, sir.
30:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:44We can't just keep bringing things up from the past like that.
30:46That's how relationships are.
30:47That was yesterday.
30:47No, but you guys are a family.
30:49This is what happens in family.
30:51Yeah.
30:51It's going to keep coming up over and over again.
30:57Celebrities, the cadets have been set their second challenge, so it's time for more sabotaging.
31:03Come on.
31:03Judy, you will stay in Mission HQ as Mission Commander.
31:08Joel, Guz, GK, and Sam, collect your disguises, conceal yourselves around the assault course, and await further instruction.
31:19And remember...
31:20Don't get caught!
31:22Unless you're Sam, in which case...
31:24Oh, no!
31:26I love it.
31:27You're a real family.
31:27It's a real family.
31:28This is a real family.
31:34Oh, look at you.
31:37Big reveal.
31:39Woo!
31:40You're dressed and ready to attack.
31:43This is just not what I expect.
31:45I thought it was going to be in a ghillie suit.
31:46Look at my toes.
31:48Oh, no.
31:49We can't have that.
31:50Right, is everyone ready?
31:52Let's go.
31:53Let's roll out.
31:54Roll out.
31:54Roll out.
31:55Roll out.
31:55Roll out.
31:56Roll out.
31:56The teacher in school will never roll with scissors.
31:59Go.
32:00The celebrities will make their way from HQ to the assault course.
32:04They will be each stationed at a different obstacle.
32:07Joel will be by the cargo net.
32:08Wave your hand.
32:10GK at the raft building.
32:11Should have gone for a way.
32:12Guz under the rope climb.
32:14Some people, they can't pull it off.
32:15Look at this, Judy.
32:16And Sam by the lake.
32:18The celebrities are now ready and set to sabotage the cadets raft challenge.
32:26Cadets, are you ready?
32:28Yes, sir.
32:30Yes, sir.
32:30Yeah, oh, my God.
32:30I love this.
32:31I need you all like coal springs.
32:34What does that mean?
32:35I don't know.
32:36GK.
32:37That's fair enough.
32:37It sounded good, though.
32:39These guys are ready, man.
32:43Here they go.
32:43Here they go.
32:44Go on, then.
32:44Let's move.
32:47Mission alert.
32:48Mission alert, guys.
32:50Joel, you must knock the red team's cargo nets together so that when Belinda is crawling
32:55through, she gets stuck at the end.
32:57Okay.
32:58Go on, then.
32:58Hurry up.
32:59This mission is worth £3,000.
33:02Wow.
33:03I am ready.
33:04Joel, Melissa's about to go past you.
33:07You're going to have about 30 seconds to do this.
33:10Oh, my God.
33:11Go on, then.
33:12Let's go.
33:12Hold on.
33:13Hold on.
33:14My God.
33:14This is so scary.
33:16Joel, go, go, go, go, go.
33:17Now.
33:18Let's go, Belinda.
33:20Go on, then.
33:21Hurry up, Belinda.
33:40Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
33:53Come on, let's go.
33:55Oh, that was close.
33:56That was close.
33:57Let's see if Belinda gets trapped.
33:59Oh, shaking.
34:01Did you do enough?
34:02No, I didn't.
34:04Oh, then, what's going on here?
34:05Oh, come on, girl, get stuck.
34:07Time work it out.
34:08You've been outsmarted by a paddle.
34:10Is she going to get through?
34:11Hold on.
34:14Oh, no.
34:19So, whatever it is.
34:21Joel's missile's been failed.
34:23No.
34:27Come on, then.
34:28Hurry up.
34:28What's going on here?
34:30Joel, go to HQ now.
34:32Run.
34:32Run to HQ, Joel.
34:33Let's go, everyone.
34:34It's on man.
34:36Go on, Chris.
34:37Keep that lead open as quick as we can.
34:41Go on, then.
34:42Catch up.
34:43Get in, get in, get in.
34:45Get in.
34:46Oh.
34:48Oh, no.
34:49Oh, no.
34:51They're gaining on you.
34:52Let's go.
34:53I only had a chance to do one knot, and I would have had to do at least five to
34:57catch her.
34:57See, that was a hard one.
34:59Interesting tactics, Lee.
35:00You're using your head there, I see.
35:01Mission alert.
35:02Whoa.
35:03New mission alert.
35:04What have we got?
35:05What have we got?
35:05Gus.
35:07While blue team cadet Moses is attempting the rope climb, you must cut his rope and make
35:11him fall to the ground.
35:13Oh.
35:17This mission is worth 3,000 pounds.
35:20Come on, girls.
35:22Yeah, but how do I know Moses is going over the A-frame?
35:24I can't see that.
35:24We'll let you know, man.
35:25We are your eyes.
35:27We are your ears.
35:28Get those shears ready.
35:30Come on.
35:31Come on, Moses.
35:32Let's go.
35:33Get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready.
35:35Get ready.
35:36Don't.
35:37This is your chance, Gus.
35:38Is he not supposed to cut?
35:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
35:40Should he cut it now?
35:41Yeah.
35:41Ready.
35:43Cut.
35:43Cut, cut, cut.
35:48I'm so annoyed I did it too early, man.
35:50Get down.
35:51Get down.
35:53Use the other rope.
35:55What's happened?
35:57Cut the other one.
35:58Cut the other one.
35:58Cut the other one.
35:59Cut, cut, cut, cut.
36:02Come on, then, let's get up there.
36:03You're slipping, bro.
36:04I should have waited until he was, like, at the top.
36:07No, he cut it.
36:09What's going on?
36:11That's what's going on.
36:12Let's go.
36:13Look.
36:14What?
36:15There's no ropes.
36:17Both ropes have fallen off now.
36:18All right, run round it, then.
36:19Come on, then, let's go.
36:20Oh, my God, he's coming round the side.
36:22What the hell?
36:23Have you broken my obstacle?
36:25I'm too strong.
36:26Too strong, my arse.
36:30Come on.
36:32Come on.
36:33Man, we're doing bad.
36:35It's been a hard one.
36:36We're not really outside people, are we?
36:38Mm-mm.
36:40Come on, hurry up.
36:41Let's go.
36:41Come on.
36:43Let's get through it.
36:44Barrel elapses obstacle here.
36:46Come on, let's go.
36:48He's miles behind.
36:51Oh.
36:52Mission alert.
36:53Here we go.
36:54GK, once the red team have collected all their barrels, sabotage them by pushing them
36:59all down the hill.
37:01I love it.
37:02This mission is worth £4,000.
37:05Oh, I've got four barrels.
37:08Lee is the one running so we can use him as an insider, GK.
37:13Yeah.
37:13Let's do this.
37:15I shouldn't have eaten lunch.
37:20Oh, OK, wait.
37:21Where's Lee?
37:22Lee's on his way to you now, GK.
37:26Lee.
37:27Lee.
37:27Put the stick down.
37:28Go, go.
37:29Intercept.
37:30Intercept him.
37:30Lee.
37:31Lee.
37:31Lee.
37:31Get those barrels and push down a hill.
37:34Don't let anyone else see you.
37:36Go, go, go.
37:37Hurry up.
37:37Do it as well, GK.
37:38Help him.
37:39Help him, GK.
37:39Help him.
37:40I'm off.
37:42Go, go, go.
37:43Go 30 seconds, GK.
37:45Oh, my God.
37:47Come on, Melissa.
37:48Let's get this next bit done quickly.
37:50Follow him down the hill.
37:51Go, Lee.
37:51Down the hill.
37:52Keep going.
37:53It's not done.
37:54Come on, then.
37:54Through the net.
37:56Down the hill.
37:57Like, really far.
37:57Down the hill.
37:58Like, really far.
37:59I'm trying, guys.
38:01Come on, let's go.
38:02Straight up to the next bit of equipment.
38:05GK, hide.
38:05We're just going to see you.
38:07Let's go.
38:07Come on.
38:08Hide.
38:09Hide.
38:09Hide, GK.
38:11Come on, let's go.
38:13Oh, my God.
38:14Get back in.
38:15Get back in, GK.
38:16What do you mean, get back in?
38:17Oh, then, hurry up.
38:18Let's catch it up.
38:20Get in, GK.
38:21GK.
38:21Your feet.
38:22Quick.
38:23Oh, then, hurry up.
38:34Let's catch it up.
38:35Get in, GK.
38:36GK.
38:37Your feet.
38:38Quick.
38:38Oh.
38:44Oh, my God.
38:45Yes, guys.
38:46Yes.
38:47Yes.
38:48Oh, God.
38:49This is intense.
38:50Right, let's go, then.
38:51Come on, hurry up.
38:52Hurry up.
38:52Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go.
38:54Stop building, then.
38:55Let's start building.
38:56Go, go, go, go, go, go.
38:57It's not over.
38:57Yeah, let's go.
38:59Guys, get yourself back to HQ.
39:01Run, run, run.
39:04This man is not running.
39:05He's not a running guy.
39:10Have you got the barrels?
39:12Where's the barrels?
39:13Look at Belinda.
39:14She's like, where's the barrels?
39:15Where is it?
39:16There should be four of them.
39:17There should be four.
39:19Come on, hurry up.
39:20What's going on here?
39:21We haven't got the barrels.
39:22Where's our barrels?
39:22Lee is playing this nice.
39:24I put the barrel right in the middle,
39:26but when it came round again, it had gone.
39:28It vanished.
39:29Why don't we look?
39:30We're on a hill.
39:31Barrels are round.
39:32Put them down.
39:32Put them down there.
39:33They're down there.
39:34I'm quite suspicious of Foxy.
39:35I think that he might have rolled our barrels down the hill.
39:38You've got an advantage here.
39:40Let's use it.
39:41Girls, can I come back to HQ?
39:43Keep going, team.
39:45OK, DK, they're facing the other way.
39:47Go, go, go, go, go, go.
39:48I'm stuck.
39:49True.
39:50Quicker, DK.
39:50Would you go quicker?
39:51I'm a bit sad for hours.
39:53You do look like a shaman right now.
39:55He does look like a proper spiritualist.
39:57Proper shaman.
39:58Put an incense stick.
40:00Come on, blue team.
40:00Hey, Maria, this is painful to watch.
40:03Come on, it's got to be tight.
40:05Mission alert.
40:08Celebrities, it's time for your final sabotage mission.
40:12Sam, you must sabotage the blue team by sinking their raft.
40:16This mission is worth 5,000 pounds.
40:19Oh, my God.
40:20Five big ones.
40:21How do you sink a raft?
40:23I'd say probably there might be some sort of plugs that you can pull out.
40:27Oh.
40:29Unscrew the plugs on the barrel so the water goes in.
40:32Yeah, something like that.
40:33Also, what about, like, the ropes that are going over the top?
40:35I'll loosen one of them.
40:37Sam, we need this badly.
40:40Jude, we're doing it.
40:41Look, look.
40:42No one will know.
40:44Nice.
40:44Yeah, nice.
40:46All right, we're done.
40:46Done.
40:47Yeah, done.
40:47Woo!
40:48Let's go.
40:49With the raft spilt, the teams must now find and bring back their flags so the lake race can begin.
40:57That's him standing in front of them.
40:59Sam, just, this is fun to me.
41:01Just tap Foxy on the butt.
41:07It just warped off.
41:09All right, let's go and get the flags.
41:11Hurry up.
41:11Let's go.
41:13Hurry up.
41:14Okay, Sam, you need to get in the water now.
41:16Get in the water.
41:18Get in there.
41:18He's done it again.
41:21Get in the water.
41:22There's no one there.
41:23He's getting in.
41:24He's getting in.
41:24Sabotage, sabotage, sabotage.
41:27Great work, Sam.
41:29Sabotage.
41:30Good play, Sam.
41:30Go of you.
41:31Keep looking.
41:32I'll find one.
41:32Keep looking.
41:32It's blue.
41:34Yes, Sam.
41:35Yes, Sam.
41:36I can't see any.
41:38Keep going, Sam.
41:38You got this.
41:39Keep going.
41:40Oh, he's going tight.
41:42He's doing all the little bits and stuff.
41:45He's unscrewing it all.
41:46Here, look.
41:46I'll find another one.
41:49Yes.
41:51That's pretty loose.
41:52Run back to the raft.
41:52I found it.
41:54Right, time to get out there.
41:55They're coming back.
41:56They are coming back.
41:57They're coming back.
41:58Get out.
41:59Time to get out.
42:02Hurry up.
42:03Let's get over it.
42:04Okay.
42:05Come back to the HQ, man.
42:06He told him to go.
42:08Just get on the raft.
42:10Oh, really?
42:11Hurry up.
42:12The geese are faster than you lot.
42:14Okay.
42:14Let's go.
42:18Oh, open the door.
42:20Open the door.
42:20He's back.
42:21Right, let's go.
42:22Come on, hurry up.
42:22Come on, let me go.
42:24Come on, blue team.
42:25Hurry up.
42:25Push outside.
42:26Push outside you.
42:27I'm passing.
42:28We're sinking, by the way.
42:30Guys, they're sinking.
42:31Look.
42:32Let's go straight down.
42:33Sam.
42:34They're sinking.
42:34Sam, come in.
42:35Sam, quick.
42:36They're sinking.
42:38They're sinking.
42:39Ah.
42:40Blue team, what is going on?
42:42Let's sink, Ken.
42:44Well, what do you want me to do about it?
42:46Sink, sink, sink, sink, sink, sink, sink.
42:49Oh, my God.
42:51Yeah.
42:52What the hell's going on over there?
42:55The barrels have filled with water.
42:57What have you built?
42:58A raft or a submarine?
42:59What are you doing?
43:00The barrels are filled with water.
43:02Sounds like a you problem.
43:04Ha, ha, ha, ha.
43:06Look at Moses.
43:08Ah.
43:08Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
43:10Go, Red team!
43:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
43:13Come on, let's go.
43:14I ain't doing this.
43:15I ain't doing this.
43:16I'm going up.
43:17Look, he's going up.
43:18He's tucked out.
43:19Do you want to swim?
43:20Woo!
43:20Come on, let's go.
43:21You all can go if you want.
43:22I'm not going.
43:24No.
43:24Go on, Ria!
43:25Go on, Ria!
43:26Go on, Ria!
43:26Ria!
43:27Ria, let's go!
43:29Moses is livid.
43:30We've torn the team apart.
43:32Woo!
43:34Well, that's it.
43:35Red team are the winners.
43:37Yeah!
43:40Blue, what happened there?
43:41You know what?
43:42We turned it back.
43:43The barrels were off of water.
43:44There's nothing we can do.
43:45Woo!
43:45We smashed it!
43:47Yeah!
43:47Barrels going down.
43:49We were so close.
43:50We were ahead.
43:51And when it went down, I just, I'm fuming.
43:55They don't expect a thing.
43:56Right, that's the end of the challenge.
43:57Get yourselves cleaned up.
43:58And very soon, I will announce who is the ultimate survivor.
44:06With their challenges complete, the cadets now assemble for one final time as Jason Fox
44:12reveals who is the ultimate survivor, or so they think.
44:16Your time on SOS, survive or surrender has come to an end, but there can be only one ultimate survivor.
44:28And that person is...
44:35Oh!
44:36What is that?
44:40What is that?
44:40Ha-ha-ha!
44:41Ha-ha-ha!
44:41Let's go!
44:42Let's go!
44:43Let's go!
44:44Woo!
44:45What is going on?
44:54Oh!
44:55Someone's fallen out!
44:56Ha-ha-ha!
44:57Right, noise down.
44:58Face your front.
45:00Oi!
45:00Shush!
45:02What is that?
45:04Ha-ha-ha!
45:07Ha-ha-ha!
45:07Cadets!
45:07And you should be!
45:07Ha-ha-ha!
45:07Ha-ha-ha!
45:07Ha-ha-ha!
45:07Ha-ha-ha!
45:08Ha-ha-ha!
45:08Ha-ha-ha!
45:08Ha-ha-ha-ha!
45:11Cadets!
45:12You look confused!
45:14And you should be!
45:16Take a look at this!
45:24Off the bucket!
45:26Off the bucket!
45:26I knew it!
45:29Ha-ha-ha!
45:31I can't believe this!
45:32I'm in shock!
45:33Ha-ha-ha!
45:34Ha-ha-ha!
45:35That's insanity.
45:37Judy, you've got to get them in this trap.
45:40Ha-ha-ha-ha!
45:42Ha-ha-ha-ha!
45:43Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
45:44Ha-ha-ha-ha!
45:48Ha-ha-ha-ha!
45:50Ha-ha-ha-ha!
45:52Ha-ha-ha-ha!
45:53GK, go, go, go, go, go, go!
45:54Get those barrels down the hill!
45:56Sabotage, sabotage, sabotage, sabotage!
45:58Knew it!
45:59I'm afraid!
46:00I was raging!
46:01Great work, Sam.
46:02Get out!
46:03Time to get out!
46:04That's crazy!
46:06We're sinking!
46:08The barrels are filled with water!
46:11Ha-ha-ha!
46:12Are you all confused?
46:13Yes, sir!
46:14Well, I'll clear a few things up for you.
46:16Causing all of that utter carnage was...
46:19Joel Dominic!
46:19Yeah!
46:21E.K.
46:22Barry!
46:23Sam Thompson!
46:25Go!
46:26Judy Love!
46:27And Gus Gar!
46:29Woo!
46:31Yes, we were set secret missions to cause chaos and sabotage all of your challenges.
46:37I can't believe it.
46:39I'm mortified.
46:39No, mate!
46:40I am.
46:41One of you actually caught me.
46:43Lee!
46:44It was you!
46:46And he's been helping ever since.
46:49Lee, everybody!
46:50Woo!
46:51Yeah, Lee!
46:52But, guys, every mission that we sabotaged successfully, we were building up a prize pot for
46:58all of you to share.
47:00Oh!
47:00Oh, my God!
47:01As a result, you have accumulated a pot of 21,000 British pounds, which means that's
47:10three and a half bags each, ladies and gentlemen!
47:12You don't believe it like that!
47:14I'll take that!
47:15Well done!
47:17Congratulations, cadets!
47:18And thank you so much for taking part in celebrity sabotage!
47:23Yeah!
47:24Well done, guys!
47:26Come on in!
47:28Well done, sir!
47:30Well done!
47:30Well done!
47:32I didn't even suspect Lee!
47:33That's the one that's really killing me!
47:36Wow!
47:37Lee was offered to take money and leave you those, and he said no.
47:40When they announced it was all for a good reason, I think they were quite happy that I did
47:44it.
47:45You're a brilliant recruit!
47:47I tested myself, I pushed all my boundaries, I faced all my fears, so to win three and a half
47:51thousand, it's like, wow!
47:53So great!
47:54Next time on Celebrity Sabotage!
47:59Even Misha can't believe it!
48:01Welcome to The Perfect Pooch!
48:04Oh!
48:06Oh, wow!
48:09Oh, no!
48:11There's a man in the book!
48:12Oh!
48:14Cold Range!
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