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The arrogant elites mocked the fragile woman in rags, completely unaware they were digging their own graves! Pushed to the brink by greedy relatives, the ultimate divine entity finally reveals her true identity in She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess !, bringing absolute destruction to her enemies. Stream the full episodes now for the most satisfying revenge ever!
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00:00:01Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:00:04Please save my child.
00:00:22Rod of a sepulius.
00:00:41Rejuvenate.
00:00:50Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:00:54No, please. Don't call me that.
00:00:57I'm just glad I could help.
00:01:03Here you go, miss.
00:01:08Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:12in need?
00:01:25You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:30run!
00:01:33Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:01:43Right rewrites the wrong.
00:01:48Rejuvenate.
00:01:52See? Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:01:58Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:02:11Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:02:15Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years. We have no idea what the illness is. If
00:02:22anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:02:24The Elizander Armstrong! His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:02:30He's so hot! Does he come with the money?
00:02:34Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him. Money. Fame. Power. It's all yours.
00:02:44Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:47Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:02:50Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:02:54Grandma!
00:02:55I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:02:58Grandma?
00:03:00Grandma.
00:03:01When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:03:05I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:03:07And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:03:14Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:21We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:03:25Oh, no!
00:03:34Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:03:38Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:03:42Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:03:45The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:03:49What? Oh, geez, this is giving me a migraine.
00:03:54Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:03:57I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:04:00Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:04:05I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:04:10Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:04:12Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:04:17Hold still.
00:04:25My migraine's gone. Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you. Come on. Come
00:04:31on.
00:04:31Oh!
00:04:45How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:04:51I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:04:54Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:04:57Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:05:03I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:05:24I have no clue what this is.
00:05:28Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:05:33That's why we saved the best for last.
00:05:36Me, the witch doctor.
00:05:38I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:05:50He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:05:52Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:05:59Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:06:05If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:06:09Who?
00:06:13The goddess of healing.
00:06:18Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess you.
00:06:21That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft.
00:06:28That's her motto.
00:06:29It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:06:34She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:06:39If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:06:45bankrupt.
00:06:46I will find her. James, come put out a bounty to the entire world.
00:06:52Whoever finds the goddess healer will get the five million dollars.
00:06:57There's no need.
00:07:12I'll save your son.
00:07:15Who the hell is she?
00:07:16Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:07:18She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous.
00:07:21How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:25Exactly.
00:07:26God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:07:29She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:07:32Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:07:36I bet it has fleas.
00:07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:07:42Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:07:49Don't touch him.
00:07:52They say don't judge a book by its cover.
00:07:54But I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:07:57So step aside.
00:07:59I'll take it from here.
00:08:01Could you hold this?
00:08:02Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:08:03You're not gonna touch my son.
00:08:05I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:08:09I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:08:12I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:08:18Who knows what an unskilled whore girl like her would do for some.
00:08:22A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:29Ew!
00:08:30Disgusting.
00:08:30Go back to being a prostitute.
00:08:33Security!
00:08:34Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:08:37Let's go.
00:08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:08:45Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail.
00:08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
00:08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot.
00:08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:08You'd be blessed to have me.
00:09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:09:13But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:09:20No, Miss Trixie.
00:09:22My brother is a hero to me.
00:09:24I can't lose him.
00:09:26Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:09:32My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:09:36Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:09:42Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:09:50Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:09:53I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:09:59Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:10:04Continue wasting your time.
00:10:06But I'm saving this patient.
00:10:17What happened?
00:10:18Oh, okay!
00:10:20What's happening?
00:10:22What are we doing?
00:10:32Oh!
00:10:34What the hell are you doing?
00:10:36I knew she was a perv!
00:10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:45Are you insane?
00:10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:10:57Yeah, right!
00:10:58I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him!
00:11:01Oh, okay.
00:11:02I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:11:15This?
00:11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:11:25What?
00:11:27What?
00:11:27So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:38I agree.
00:11:39I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point as of doctors who have studied
00:11:45for years?
00:11:46We are all certified.
00:11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:11:51She's right about everything.
00:11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:12:04Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:06And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:12:08Because I just discovered it.
00:12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:12:15The chances are a billion to one.
00:12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:12:19But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:12:24What a bunch of baloney.
00:12:26I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:12:30Precisely.
00:12:31You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:12:34You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:12:39I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:12:43Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:12:50which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:12:54Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:56Oh, yeah.
00:12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:13:02I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:13:05Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:13:09What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:10It means you're being schooled by me, and I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:13:16Then let's have a bet.
00:13:18If you can't heal him, you'll break your hands.
00:13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:13:28Mm-hmm.
00:13:29Mm-hmm.
00:13:30These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:13:34You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:13:41There's too many lives at stake.
00:13:44Don't worry. I got this.
00:13:49It's a deal.
00:13:51I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:13:53No one is dying on my watch.
00:14:01Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:12Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:14:24I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:14:27I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:14:30I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:14:35Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:14:38Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:14:40Don't listen to her.
00:14:42She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:14:47Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:14:58What? Did you just call me?
00:15:02There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:15:07Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:15:17Oh, yeah?
00:15:18Hey, you wanna see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:15:20Well, put down the dog!
00:15:22With pleasure.
00:15:32Oh!
00:15:38Left leaves the wrong breast.
00:15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:54Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:08Of course!
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:16:33Why is she skinning blood?
00:16:34This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:36I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way.
00:16:39Angel herbalist.
00:16:40This is what I call...
00:16:43Malpractice.
00:16:45This isn't fatal. She'll live.
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment.
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:51Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:52Right this way.
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:56You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:17:05Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:17:16Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:17:30All right, but I warn you, no funny business.
00:17:34Thanks.
00:17:35Thanks.
00:17:49Thanks.
00:17:55Thanks.
00:18:06Thanks.
00:18:10Thanks.
00:18:16Thanks.
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:40armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:18:47that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:18:52stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:18:59we have to have faith where did you actually find this low light uh on the streets are you shitting
00:19:09me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:15she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now you're
00:19:20right
00:19:20that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:28oh my
00:19:28i told you all to stay out
00:19:42this is a critical moment for you we can't be interrupted otherwise we'd both die
00:19:51i'm not gonna let this homeless hoochie mama trap my son
00:19:57i'm gonna save him myself
00:20:03you see that general this isn't just a gull-dicking con woman this is a witchcraft
00:20:10i know what this is this is the dark witch i've heard of her she uses her dark magic to
00:20:17steal the
00:20:18hearts of young handsome men and then she eats them alive
00:20:21oh i'm gonna kill that bitch before she takes my son james get the swat team yes sir
00:20:31you regain consciousness
00:20:42help me i just want
00:20:49something's wrong
00:20:53you were drunk with an aphrodisiac
00:20:56lysander armstrong and his fortune will soon be mine
00:21:00that's one more thing i'm saving you from
00:21:10sir
00:21:10the swat team is here captain morales my son is trapped behind there with a devious man-eating witch i
00:21:21need you to do whatever you can to tear down that door rest assured general armstrong we'll break down that
00:21:26door and bury that bitch alive
00:21:42who the fuck are you and why the hell are we niggity
00:21:47good you're awake i'm saving you
00:21:51saving me by baiting with me
00:21:54who are you you're a fucking spy
00:21:57top i swear to god i'll have you arrested for this
00:22:01you're the one who's trying to kiss me in your stippor
00:22:06i will never
00:22:07i will really
00:22:22look who's guilty now
00:22:25look i don't know what the fuck this is
00:22:27all right but it is a biological fact
00:22:29a man is attracted
00:22:31to
00:22:33a naked woman
00:22:34and her breasts
00:22:35it's science okay it just means that my body
00:22:37oh shut up
00:22:38excuse me
00:22:41you're distracted me with your friend
00:22:43and i'm a professional
00:22:45i hear lysander's voice
00:22:47captain do something now
00:22:48ready
00:22:55we're almost there
00:22:57aim
00:22:59get him boys
00:23:00get him
00:23:03fire
00:23:04fire
00:23:06fire
00:23:22those davis seals
00:23:23how is this possible
00:23:25it's not even a scratch
00:23:27i told you this is dark magic
00:23:29of course your earthly bullets won't do a thing
00:23:32no i believe miss trixie is a good person
00:23:35she's not the dark witch
00:23:36young master armstrong you are too easily fooled
00:23:40this homeless psycho doesn't even have the skills to make a living
00:23:44how is she going to save someone else's life
00:23:46that's right
00:23:47the queen angel and i are already the top female doctors in the world
00:23:51if we can't save him
00:23:53no one can
00:23:54except for the goddess healer
00:23:56think about it
00:23:57we heard lysander's voice
00:23:59he's been in a coma for two years miss trixie must have woken him up
00:24:01you're right this homeless girl is maybe the goddess
00:24:08maybe this homeless girl is really the goddess
00:24:11no no absolutely not there is no way this hobo girl is better than us
00:24:17but how could you know for sure
00:24:18right now what we need to do is not interrupt miss trixie
00:24:22you're wrong sir
00:24:23this homeless snake is using the forbidden techniques on master lysander
00:24:28it's called borderline revival
00:24:30she uses torturous pain to wake the patient
00:24:33but only temporarily
00:24:35it's a trick to pull the wool over your eyes and ears
00:24:39that means my son is in tremendous pain
00:24:42i'm gonna ask you two to do whatever you can
00:24:45to kill that antler rod bearing witch
00:24:48my son doesn't deserve this
00:24:50he is dying right now
00:24:52naked in a jacuzzi
00:24:53with a smelly vagrant
00:24:55then it looks like it's up to me
00:24:56the witch doctor
00:24:58only i know the right techniques to take her down
00:25:03my son's life is in your hands
00:25:05you heal him
00:25:06i will give you whatever your heart desires
00:25:09i don't know who you are
00:25:11but there is no way i am letting you rip my golden bachelor away from me
00:25:17this is it
00:25:18the finishing touch
00:25:21i must now give you the kiss of life
00:25:24so we can both survive
00:25:43it's poison gas
00:25:45that poison gas will smoke them out
00:25:48and end her torture over master lysander
00:25:51poison gas
00:25:52my son is in there
00:25:54you're jeopardizing his life as well
00:25:56no don't worry general
00:25:57gold diggers like her only care about themselves
00:26:01soon
00:26:01she'll come out crying to mommy
00:26:03then we can reverse the poison on your son
00:26:06and then he can marry one of us
00:26:09they really won't stop until they get both of us killed
00:26:14i knew they promised you that i'd save you
00:26:17it's now or never
00:26:30what the hell are they doing in there
00:26:33it's been over 10 minutes
00:26:34wait a second
00:26:36you don't think that they're
00:26:38you
00:26:38you suffocated my brother and miss trixie in there
00:26:41don't point your fingers at me
00:26:43if your brother's dead
00:26:44it's because of that homeless gold digger
00:26:46oh my god
00:26:47yeah she's the one who sealed the door shut
00:26:50i mean she probably locked themselves in there on accident
00:26:53miss trixie wouldn't have to do that
00:26:55if you weren't trying to sabotage her from saving my brother
00:26:58this is taking way too long
00:27:01captain morales
00:27:01it's time to get out
00:27:03the big guns
00:27:04these bazookas
00:27:06can flatten even a bomb shelter
00:27:08bazooka
00:27:09she won't be able to hide even if she's the devil himself
00:27:12crap oh my god
00:27:13get back son
00:27:15ready
00:27:16aim
00:27:17oh shit
00:27:22quit your whining and stand down
00:27:36the parasite's been extracted
00:27:39shoot her dead now
00:27:40do i need to fix your hearing too
00:27:42i said stand down
00:27:45don't listen to her
00:27:46she's a fraud
00:27:47a termite to the field of medicine
00:27:50i just saved this man that otherwise would have died in your care
00:27:53if i'm a termite then
00:27:56you're worse than a disease spreading tick
00:27:58wait a second
00:27:59are you saying you cured my son
00:28:01he'll wake in just a moment
00:28:03you can see for yourself
00:28:05well now you're just asking to be exposed
00:28:07that is it
00:28:08no more stalling general
00:28:10if you won't punish her
00:28:12i will
00:28:16don't hurt her
00:28:22he's a cure
00:28:28his pulse is regular
00:28:30in fact it's never been better
00:28:35there's no sign of illness infection or disease
00:28:46miss trixie did it dad
00:28:48lysander's warm again
00:28:49he's not cold and pale like before
00:28:51and his heart is strong
00:28:53come feel it
00:28:56i saved my son
00:28:57thank you
00:28:58next time don't go seeking medical advice from those with ill will
00:29:02your son would have otherwise died
00:29:04by their greedy and unskilled hands
00:29:06i've learned my lesson
00:29:08i will not let these two nutjobs ever practice their voodoo voodoo magic again
00:29:13wait wait no no
00:29:14there is only one person in the world
00:29:17who is more skilled in the field of medicine than the queen angel and i
00:29:23the goddess healer
00:29:28could you really be the goddess of healing
00:29:30but rumor has it that the goddess of healing is well over 100 years old
00:29:35and you don't look a day after 20
00:29:38it doesn't matter who i am
00:29:40what matters is that the patient is healthy again
00:29:43devon
00:29:43i've repaid your kindness by fulfilling your wish of saving your brother
00:29:47take care
00:29:48no wait
00:29:50miss trixie we still haven't fulfilled our promise to you yet
00:29:52he's right
00:29:54we are men of our words
00:29:55and as i promised you my heir lysander
00:29:57would take you as a wife if you cured him
00:29:59and you did just that
00:30:01of course
00:30:01you're welcome to marry me instead
00:30:03i really appreciate it but
00:30:07i'm sorry
00:30:08i
00:30:10i'm already engaged
00:30:14already engaged?
00:30:15i am
00:30:16i've been patiently awaiting his return from deployment for the last three years
00:30:20and he's coming back today
00:30:21but don't be disappointed
00:30:24really i'm no one special
00:30:26i just got lucky with your brother
00:30:28some guru taught me that spa water can cure all kinds of ailments
00:30:31but you're still lysander's savior
00:30:33please let me give you what i promised
00:30:36take the gold
00:30:37no really
00:30:39i don't need anything
00:30:41i just believe in doing good in the world
00:30:46tricksy
00:30:47it's your fiance
00:30:48he's back
00:30:49and he says he's breaking up with you
00:30:54i must go
00:31:01hobo close
00:31:02halo glow
00:31:03i bet the goddess healer is just like miss tricksy
00:31:07it was just dumb luck
00:31:09she's even dumber for not accepting his marriage proposal
00:31:12she could have been the richest woman in the world
00:31:14marrying the hottest
00:31:15most powerful bachelor
00:31:17around
00:31:21i'm gonna marry that homeless woman
00:31:27oh my god
00:31:28i mean i don't know about that homeless bimbo
00:31:31but this is godly
00:31:34no
00:31:34no no no no nysander
00:31:37nysander's job is supposed to be mine
00:31:40i'd so much rather share him with you than let that pantyless ugly bitch have him
00:31:45you two nut jobs are a disgrace to your profession
00:31:48take these two weirdos out of here
00:31:50and revoke their licenses
00:31:52wait no
00:31:52we're not brides
00:31:54no she's just better than us
00:31:57oh my god
00:32:01we were truly blessed to have miss tricksy here huh
00:32:04she's no average jane
00:32:05no she isn't
00:32:06she said it was just dumb luck
00:32:08but if she truly had these special skills
00:32:11why did she wear that shit-stained dress and had an impeccable looking dog
00:32:14but think about the impenetrable walls
00:32:16no normal person could have done that
00:32:18goddess or not
00:32:20homeless or not i don't care
00:32:22i have never met a woman like that
00:32:23i have to find her
00:32:24i have to make her my life
00:32:26she won my heart over too
00:32:27but if my bestest big bro wants her
00:32:30i'll help you find her
00:32:31all right listen
00:32:33i need help finding three wedding gifts
00:32:40i'm dumping tricksy
00:32:41so i want you
00:32:42your granddaughters
00:32:44filthy things
00:32:45out of my house
00:32:47now
00:32:48tricksy paid for this house
00:32:49she waited for you
00:32:51for three years
00:32:53he was dumb enough to put my name on the lease
00:32:55and i'm upgrading for a better girlfriend now
00:32:57one with some serious
00:32:58fuck you money
00:33:00so get lost
00:33:01who gave you permission to bark like a rabbit hyena in my house
00:33:11grandma
00:33:13beatrice
00:33:13tricksy
00:33:15amore
00:33:16i've been dying to throw this in your face
00:33:18i'm dumping you
00:33:19for your best friend
00:33:20marissa
00:33:22in fact
00:33:23the wedding's tomorrow
00:33:25so sign over the house
00:33:26now
00:33:32you gave me this ring
00:33:33and asked me to wait
00:33:35and i did
00:33:36for three years
00:33:38while you were deployed
00:33:39yet you cheat on me
00:33:40with my best friend
00:33:41and now you're trying
00:33:43to swindle my home
00:33:45do you have no shame
00:33:46we were together for three years
00:33:48and uh
00:33:48it was a complete waste of my life
00:33:50when i could have been with a loaded girl like marissa
00:33:58that's how much you would owe me
00:33:59if i was in the rent the boyfriend business
00:34:03i see you're fulfilling your highest aspirations of being a low-grade male prostitute
00:34:12oh yeah
00:34:13well marissa
00:34:16is so much better than you
00:34:17now she grew up
00:34:18even poorer
00:34:20than you
00:34:21and now
00:34:21she's the ceo
00:34:23of an entire
00:34:24corporation
00:34:25and you
00:34:30you're still nothing
00:34:32so you think she's an upgrade
00:34:34of course she's an upgrade
00:34:36look what she uh
00:34:37got me for my
00:34:39engagement
00:34:40oops
00:34:41yeah
00:34:42that's maybe worth
00:34:43one millionth
00:34:44the presidential contract
00:34:45i gave her
00:34:52you gave her the presidential contract
00:34:54i certainly did
00:34:55in fact
00:34:56marissa
00:34:57you and your dimwit brother
00:34:59only have everything you have
00:35:02all thanks to me
00:35:07oh i think she's losing it bro
00:35:09that breakup must have hit her
00:35:11hard
00:35:12you two are the ungrateful cheating scum here
00:35:16my granddaughter
00:35:17supported you
00:35:19and your entire family
00:35:20for three years
00:35:21while you were gone
00:35:22how dare you insult her
00:35:25it's okay grandma
00:35:27let's not stoop to that level
00:35:29poor edna
00:35:30she still doesn't know what you're doing out there on the streets huh
00:35:33what is he talking about
00:35:35show her bob
00:35:41this is how embarrassingly useless your granddaughter is
00:35:45she didn't purchase this house on her own
00:35:47she was begging on the street for money
00:35:51i can't be caught with a piss poor nobody like you
00:35:54even if you got no game
00:35:55i got street credit i got out of keep
00:35:57you dig
00:35:58the word you're looking for is dignity
00:36:00and you're one to speak
00:36:02cheater
00:36:04is this true tricksy
00:36:09i've been broadening my horizons grandma
00:36:11i want to see how regular everyday people live
00:36:15so that i can help them
00:36:16of course those without substance underneath
00:36:20would never understand that
00:36:21what is that supposed to mean
00:36:23it means
00:36:24the new girlfriend you think is an upgrade
00:36:25is actually a downgrade
00:36:32enough bullshitting already
00:36:33just sign the damn papers
00:36:34and we can each get on with our lives
00:36:48at your wedding i will
00:36:50what
00:36:52if you won't do good by me of breaking things off
00:36:54before two-timing me with my best friend
00:36:57why should i do good by you
00:36:59i'll give you my john hancock at your wedding
00:37:01as
00:37:02a charity
00:37:03to you
00:37:04fucking bitch
00:37:06you better keep your word
00:37:07oh that's rich
00:37:09after tomorrow you will never feel so rich ever again
00:37:12do you remember that
00:37:20tricksy
00:37:21marissa's a millionaire now
00:37:23they'll destroy you if you show
00:37:25even so much as a hair at their wedding
00:37:28grandma
00:37:29i have to confess something to you
00:37:31i've secretly amassed a fortune worth trillions
00:37:34trillions
00:37:37that would make you
00:37:39the richest person
00:37:40on the planet
00:37:41it's because of the healing hands i inherited from aseplius
00:37:45the god of healing
00:37:47i've saved several world leaders with these hands
00:37:50that's how i was able to give marissa the presidential contract
00:37:53and become the goddess healer
00:37:55it makes me angrier hearing her name knowing how she betrayed you
00:37:59but please
00:38:01tricksy dear
00:38:02i know it was to broken your heart
00:38:04but
00:38:06embellishing your worth and who you are
00:38:08it will only delay the healing process
00:38:11you don't have to believe me just yet
00:38:14after we lost mom and dad
00:38:15because we didn't have the money for their medical bills
00:38:19i vowed that i would do everything i can to serve those in need
00:38:23that's why i'm taking everything back from butch
00:38:25and i'm giving it back to charity
00:38:27you've always had an angel's heart
00:38:29i'm certain you will meet someone
00:38:31who will treat you right
00:38:33who actually deserves you
00:38:35you will see tomorrow grandma
00:38:39oh yeah
00:38:45you said chixie's crashing your wedding
00:38:47she was bullying us too sasa
00:38:50she's probably trying to extort you now that she knows you're rich as fuck
00:38:54when hope when nobody steps on snake
00:38:56snake bites back hard
00:38:58so let her come and embarrass herself
00:39:00yeah
00:39:02you mean
00:39:04we broadcast
00:39:06that video of me
00:39:10yes
00:39:10her cavewoman's take the 19th century tin can
00:39:14she'll prop me up higher on my pedestal
00:39:16and the whole world sees her in her homeless mess
00:39:18against my presidential glow up
00:39:20let's turn this party into her funeral
00:39:29there he is
00:39:32welcome home brother
00:39:34welcome home general
00:39:38sir
00:39:38the homeless woman who saved you miss trixie
00:39:41this is the file of her ex butch tanner
00:39:43he served with her regiment in the marines
00:39:45you mean the butch tanner that could barely carry supplies
00:39:48well she's been providing for him and his entire family
00:39:50while he's been deployed overseas sir
00:39:52so she waited for him for years and then he betrayed her
00:39:55fucking coward
00:39:56according to intel she's planning to bring it down on them at their wedding
00:39:59and we should join her
00:40:01men
00:40:02i'm only alive today because of that virtuous woman
00:40:05and her incredible power
00:40:06that saved my life
00:40:07so she needs our support
00:40:08will you join me in protecting her
00:40:10yes sir
00:40:11we will allow our lives to protect her
00:40:13sir
00:40:14and let's roll
00:40:30welcome everyone to my wedding
00:40:32today is a very special day for me and butch
00:40:35not only are we getting married
00:40:36but in just one hour my company will be receiving the presidential contract
00:40:40allowing my biomedical company to go public
00:40:46congratulations on the contract once again mrs.
00:40:49wake him
00:40:50stowe butch is taking my last name
00:40:52oh and please don't be so uptight secretary cho
00:40:55you are the secretary of the entire u.s health department
00:40:58but this is a partay after all
00:41:01i see some of the most important people in the nation have also arrived to celebrate you
00:41:07the u.s president will also be arriving soon to give you the contract herself
00:41:13it's an honor
00:41:14and that's why sasa is the best wife a man could ever dream of
00:41:19we will make sure the crowd is entertained tonight
00:41:22we'll let the wedding begin
00:41:26not so fast
00:41:27the party doesn't start until i say it does
00:41:51you two really are a match made in hell
00:41:54so i've come to save your guests from this oncoming train wreck
00:41:57i don't recognize it from any of our elite circles who is she
00:42:01um this is our uh entertainment for tonight sir just watch
00:42:08trixie what are you doing here this isn't the homeless shelter you lost
00:42:12i bet she's here to bum a meal off us
00:42:14you know being this poor
00:42:17me bum a meal
00:42:19have you forgotten that it was i who bankrolled you two for the last three years
00:42:23what evidence do you have of that look at me then go look at yourself in the mirror
00:42:28i'm a millionaire ceo even the first woman president will be here any second now to congratulate me
00:42:34and you're nothing but a washed up sewer rat
00:42:37sasa she's like so obsessed with me
00:42:41see everyone but already cut ties with his ex but she's so shameless and desperate that she'd still show up
00:42:49to my wedding to suck up to me
00:42:51this is what poor sad girls do
00:42:53they beg for scraps from us the rich and glorious
00:42:58projecting much marissa
00:43:00you might feel all high and mighty now
00:43:02but don't bite the hand that feeds you
00:43:04especially when i'm the one who's giving you the contract
00:43:12you giving me the contract
00:43:14you have no skills
00:43:16no education
00:43:17no connection
00:43:18so how could you possibly have a pool
00:43:20to get the u.s. fucking president
00:43:22to give me a billion dollar contract
00:43:25we both share humble beginnings marissa
00:43:27and i saw potential in you
00:43:29even trusted you as my best friend
00:43:31but i recognize now that greed has poisoned you
00:43:35don't be all sore now just because i stole your man
00:43:37this is what us rich girls do
00:43:40they steal from lame spinsters for fun
00:43:43damn right
00:43:45you were too embarrassing for me
00:43:48sasa tramples you any day
00:43:49i can say that now that i'm marrying the rich
00:43:53bravo
00:43:53self-admission of a gold digger
00:43:55quick
00:43:56somebody put that on a memoir
00:43:57sasa she's embarrassing me in front of everyone
00:43:59she'll make her sup
00:44:01don't listen to her everyone
00:44:02she's the gold digging blood sucking leech
00:44:05i don't even have to lift a finger
00:44:07and you're already embarrassing yourself in front of everyone for me butch
00:44:11you may look and sound like a man
00:44:13but you're nothing but a pathetic coward
00:44:16okay enough
00:44:16you know what i always couldn't stand about you
00:44:19your moral posturing
00:44:21but guess what
00:44:22morals are just lies to make you and girls feel better about yourselves
00:44:26that's why no man will choose you over marissa trixie
00:44:30because i've got the material goods
00:44:31and you're just all empty talk
00:44:33i'm not here to request to be chosen
00:44:36because i'm the one who's doing the choosing
00:44:40see this
00:44:52oh my god
00:44:54is that the billion dollar contract for sasa
00:44:58the one that's supposed to make us all rich as fuck
00:45:00no absolutely not
00:45:02i i don't believe it
00:45:04you all sound so scared already
00:45:06don't worry
00:45:07this isn't that contract
00:45:10it's the lease to the modest home you try to swindle from me
00:45:15see everyone
00:45:17she's just trying to bluff us
00:45:18but you don't even have the guts to go all the way
00:45:20look at her following orders
00:45:21i asked her to sign over the lease and here she is
00:45:24like a good little uh
00:45:26peasant slave
00:45:27that house is worth all her life savings
00:45:33you want to uh
00:45:34i don't know beg for a little treat while you're at it
00:45:47you must understand me
00:45:48i'm here to take back everything i've ever given you
00:45:51i'm giving it to charity
00:45:59bro
00:46:01she's gone cuckoo in the head
00:46:02she thinks that just because she rented a pretty little dress
00:46:05she can pretend to be a deep pocket investment baddie
00:46:07you wish you had that kind of money to just toss away tricksy
00:46:10it's just a drop in the bucket for me
00:46:12uh i i know what this is
00:46:15you've gotten delusional
00:46:16and you think you're cinderella
00:46:18so you can just show up to a fancy party
00:46:19and some prince charming will scoop you into money forever
00:46:22well that's not happening
00:46:24security
00:46:25lock the doors
00:46:26this woman doesn't leave until we're through with her
00:46:31this is where your dreams will die bitch
00:46:37we found miss trixie lysander
00:46:38she's being cornered by her ex and his mistress at the wickham wedding right now
00:46:42butch tanner
00:46:42well he's gonna wish he died in battle after i'm done with him
00:46:46let's go
00:46:50you think a few toy guns scare me marissa
00:46:53i've saved plenty of people for much worse
00:46:56including your head of command butch
00:46:59general lysander armstrong
00:47:01you mean the legendary war hero
00:47:04he's been in a coma for years after he saved the nation from a terrorist attack
00:47:07you're an unskilled
00:47:09unemployed
00:47:10ugly leech
00:47:11so how could you possibly have this magical ability
00:47:14to heal someone like general lysander armstrong
00:47:17no one here is gonna believe you
00:47:19if you really cured the incurable general
00:47:21then sasa is the fucking virgin mary
00:47:24and she's not
00:47:25you're just asking to be humiliated tricksy
00:47:28show them butch
00:47:35see for yourselves everyone
00:47:37trixie's just a
00:47:38freeloading beggar
00:47:42she won't leave me and marissa alone
00:47:44because we're rich as fuck now
00:47:46i'm a major in the marines
00:47:48sasa
00:47:49she has
00:47:50a billion dollar biomedical contract
00:47:53with the military
00:47:54approved by the first female president
00:47:57of the united states herself bitch
00:47:59how despicable
00:48:00she's just trying to leech off you like a parasitic gold digger
00:48:04get out of here
00:48:05no one wants to marry you
00:48:06no free meals for the poor
00:48:08do you see this tricksy
00:48:11this is high society
00:48:13so you're either born on a silver spoon
00:48:15or you're as accomplished as me to be here
00:48:17maybe if you do some serious dick sucking here
00:48:21maybe someone will drop a couple bucks in your tin can
00:48:26i already have everything one can dream of
00:48:28but i valued our friendship marissa
00:48:30which is why i came here to give you a second chance
00:48:33to see if you'd apologize and admit to your backstabbing
00:48:36but no
00:48:37you stooped so low
00:48:39it disgusts me
00:48:41nothing is more disgusting than you standing on street corners
00:48:44like a bum
00:48:45and who knows
00:48:46if you've already started offering sexual services
00:48:51well then
00:48:52why don't you get on your knees for me tricksy
00:48:54my brother will never take you back
00:48:57no man will marry an embarrassment like you
00:49:00but make me happy
00:49:02and i might consider making you my personal prostitute
00:49:16how dare you hit my brother
00:49:18i'm never letting you leave here alive
00:49:21boss i might do something
00:49:22don't worry my dear
00:49:24after i'm done with you tricksy
00:49:26not even the goddess of healing will be able to save you
00:49:30oh
00:49:31is that so
00:49:33security
00:49:35get down on your knees
00:49:36and give bob one hell of a blowjob
00:49:39in front of everybody here
00:49:40or i'll pop so many holes in you
00:49:43the men here won't know which one to fuck
00:49:45i don't need to be the goddess of anything to punish you
00:49:47any of the powerful leaders i've saved before could crush you
00:49:51before you even touch me
00:49:53dream on
00:49:54you wish general lysander scooped you off your feet
00:49:57but you weren't good enough for me
00:49:59you're definitely not good enough for him
00:50:01enough
00:50:02you're souring my party
00:50:04so you either get the fuck out
00:50:06or i'm gonna shoot you
00:50:09on the count of three
00:50:10i think i quite like it here
00:50:12two
00:50:24this wine is so delicious
00:50:26one
00:50:27shoot
00:50:30nobody is laying a hand
00:50:33on my future wife
00:50:40it's
00:50:42it's
00:50:51who the hell is this
00:50:56i'm sorry that i'm late
00:50:57did they hurt you
00:50:59no i'm fine
00:51:01but um
00:51:02when did i become your future wife
00:51:05you saved me
00:51:07trixie remember
00:51:08i'm a man of my word
00:51:10they're never gonna hurt you ever again
00:51:12really it was nothing
00:51:14i saved you because you're a good man
00:51:17not because i want you to owe me any favors
00:51:25i see what this is
00:51:26you're the one who cheated on me trixie
00:51:29look at you guys a lovey dove
00:51:30don't try to pin this on her
00:51:32she waited for you for three years
00:51:33this is the kind of woman of virtue that a man would die for
00:51:38virtue
00:51:40don't make me laugh
00:51:41she's probably out there giving blowjobs for cash
00:51:44no man who in a hundred foot pole would want to touch her
00:51:48she should be happy bob was willing to give her some
00:51:55i see her in the marines
00:51:58i'm a major
00:51:59you know look man
00:52:00i know trixie is like a i don't know
00:52:03like a seven
00:52:04now that she's all cleaned up
00:52:05but don't waste your manhood on a whiny
00:52:08worthless woman like that
00:52:15a real man
00:52:17never talks about a woman that way
00:52:19you're a coward
00:52:29we don't need to fight fire with fire to deal with the likes of them
00:52:34you're very gracious trixie you know that
00:52:38you're only getting off with it because she's so kind
00:52:40so you're gonna do me the favor of never coming near her again
00:52:43you understand
00:52:43you want to fuck with me you little dipshit
00:52:46i'm a fucking major
00:52:47you're probably lowest rank of the military grunts
00:52:50i'll i'll destroy you
00:52:52do you really not know who this is butch
00:52:54i thought you were in the marines
00:52:56what have you been doing this whole time if you don't know who this war hero is
00:53:01he was just a supply boy
00:53:05war hero
00:53:07is this all part of your plan trixie
00:53:09poor girl
00:53:10did you sell your house to hire this actor so you can feel better about yourself
00:53:14a woman's worth is tied to the man she marries
00:53:17trixie is worthless because that guy looks like a cowboy
00:53:23a bum girl and a pimp
00:53:25what a pair
00:53:28seems like they don't know who you are since you've been out of action for so long
00:53:31i think we should try to place them off some more don't you think
00:53:36bring in the wedding gifts
00:53:44what is all this
00:53:46trixie listen i know that you didn't ask for anything after you saved my life
00:53:50but i know that we shared a moment
00:53:55i'm not the kind of man to get close to a woman and then just disappear
00:53:59it's not in my nature
00:54:01i'm like somebody else here
00:54:04listen trixie
00:54:05i have never
00:54:07met a woman
00:54:10like you
00:54:11so incredible and kind and beautiful
00:54:14so i know
00:54:15that you're the one for me
00:54:19this guy's either nuts or a really
00:54:21really good actor
00:54:23Oscar worthy
00:54:24Oscar worthy
00:54:25no
00:54:26first gift
00:54:33trixie i know that you just lost your home
00:54:35so i'm gifting you with your own new mansion
00:54:39worth 500 million dollars
00:54:41previously owned by
00:54:42jennifer aniston
00:54:44second gift
00:54:48this contains all the rights to
00:54:50my entire fortune
00:54:52which is now yours
00:54:53entire fortune from a cowboy actor
00:54:56you must be pennies
00:54:58they already spent their entire life savings on this clown show
00:55:00they've got nothing left
00:55:01why sander
00:55:03i really don't care for any of us
00:55:05look i i know
00:55:06i know that you are the farthest thing from a material woman
00:55:09okay which is exactly why
00:55:11well my third gift
00:55:13is um
00:55:15well
00:55:30clio
00:55:31hey
00:55:32oh my god
00:55:35you found my dog
00:55:41trixie i'm just a man
00:55:42but with you it's so much more
00:55:45trixie amore
00:55:49will you marry me
00:55:53you know i can't say no to this doggo
00:55:58yes i will marry you
00:56:16go go power couple
00:56:19whoo
00:56:20okay stop
00:56:21the only power couple here is butch and i
00:56:25let's remind everyone how worth this trixie is
00:56:29no man in their right mind
00:56:32would marry that embarrassing sack of scraps
00:56:35hey
00:56:36i don't care if she's homeless or not
00:56:37but i'm making this woman my wife
00:56:39which means that she will be treated as
00:56:42and cherished as
00:56:43the most precious woman on earth
00:56:45understand
00:56:50you still don't realize
00:56:51that my brother is the most powerful man on earth
00:56:54this is general
00:56:55lysander armstrong
00:57:04as if
00:57:05like the almighty general lysander armstrong would propose to a homeless prostitute like trixie
00:57:11yes the armstrong family basically control the global stock market
00:57:14lysander armstrong would sooner marry the princess of england than someone from the lowest rank of society
00:57:20i bet my life you're all just
00:57:22actors
00:57:23then you better enjoy your last breath
00:57:25come on lysander what are we waiting for
00:57:27let's show them what we can do and get revenge for trixie
00:57:29what can a bunch of piss poor people do to us
00:57:31the elites
00:57:32infect us with your poor people bad luck
00:57:35she wishes she could blame her low status on bad luck
00:57:38truth is she's just a useless lazy bitchin bum
00:57:42she's utterly unmarriable
00:57:47i can dispose of them
00:57:48in other means if you don't prefer violence
00:57:51i'd handle them myself but
00:57:55i'll let you do all the heavy lifting
00:57:57go ahead lysander
00:58:05yes hello this is lysander please
00:58:07bankrupt marissa wickham for me
00:58:11oh my gosh i'm so scared
00:58:13anyone these days could call anyone and pretend to be on the phone
00:58:22uh hello
00:58:24yes
00:58:25what
00:58:32i'm a fake rat
00:58:42hey hey hey hey are you sure that was the call saucer that that was a real call
00:58:47people don't just suddenly go bankrupt like that
00:58:49my company's dead
00:58:50my company's dead evaporated book it's a thin air
00:58:56that's impossible
00:58:58who are you
00:58:59what did you do
00:59:00secretary cho
00:59:02you said you're the secretary of health right and you yourself said that the armstrong family
00:59:06owns the entire global stock market
00:59:08could that be how they bankrupted miss wickham
00:59:12then that means
00:59:13yes you're really lysander armstrong the richest and most powerful man in the country
00:59:21trixie's marrying the famed war hero the man every girl wants and every man wants to be
00:59:29now you believe me those who do bad will always end up losing everything
00:59:33there's there's got to be some some trick to this you guys are just bums trying to extort money from
00:59:38us
00:59:47i know why you're all over trixie because you've been in the military for so long you don't know what
00:59:52a real woman can do for you
00:59:54let me take you to my wedding chamber and i'll show you a good time
01:00:00do you have your hands for me or i'll have them removed for you
01:00:08i would never be interested in a woman who's as vile and cruel and wicked as you are
01:00:14guess the cheater gets cheated on eventually
01:00:18sasa was just trying to save the company
01:00:21i don't blame her at all
01:00:22your double standards are incredible
01:00:24okay you don't want me
01:00:26fine but there's plenty of other efficiency
01:00:29i can give you a room full of pageant winners 18 years old fresh for the taking
01:00:41i did that so you wouldn't have to miss trixie
01:00:44thank you devon
01:00:47marissa not only have you backstabbed me your best friend by stealing my fiance
01:00:53but now you'd sell out other innocent girls just to get your company back
01:00:57you're an insult to all good women out there
01:00:59no to all of humanity
01:01:01so now everything that i've ever given you to
01:01:04i'm taking it all back
01:01:08wait everyone stop
01:01:12they're impostors
01:01:17i just got off the phone with the president and she said your contract is not getting cancelled
01:01:21because it was assigned by the goddess healer herself
01:01:24so we won't go bankrupt
01:01:26the goddess healer you mean the eccentric and highly elusive sage in the field of medicine
01:01:31approved of my biomedical products
01:01:34yes that's the highest honor anyone can have in the field of health and medicine
01:01:38the goddess healer's motto is
01:01:40the right rewrites the wrong
01:01:42the left leave the wrong bereft
01:01:45that means she's rewarding me
01:01:47the president would never let your company go bankrupt
01:01:50in fact she's on her way now
01:01:55so you're telling me
01:01:56this dashingly handsome motherfucker over here
01:01:59isn't lysander armstrong
01:02:01who the fuck cares who he is
01:02:02if the president and the goddess healer
01:02:04approves of my products
01:02:06who cares about this washed up war hero
01:02:08we can break his legs break his arms
01:02:10no one would even bat an eye
01:02:11she even gave us explicit permission to call upon secret services
01:02:16FBI FBI
01:02:18you're under arrest for fraudulent claims and identity theft
01:02:23gotcha
01:02:28guess I still get the last laugh Trixie
01:02:30no don't arrest her
01:02:33Trixie is a good person
01:02:35please officer don't arrest her
01:02:37grandma
01:02:37Mr. Rogers
01:02:39Mrs. Williams
01:02:39what are you all doing here
01:02:41the neighbors heard about the breakup between you and Butch
01:02:43we were worried
01:02:45so we came here to back you up
01:02:47listen officer
01:02:48I can attest that Trixie Amoria is a good neighbor
01:02:51she's very kind hearted
01:02:53and would never break the law
01:02:55yes and one time when my daughter needed university tuition
01:02:58Trixie gave her everything she had just to help her out
01:03:02she also paid for my recent heart surgery as well
01:03:05my fiance really is an incredible woman
01:03:08she's an angel descended from heaven
01:03:15you must be the criminal pretending to be General Lysander Armstrong
01:03:19my brother is not a criminal
01:03:21he's a war hero
01:03:22who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
01:03:25without him this whole country would have been bombed to ash
01:03:28and that's why it's twice the crime is stealing his identity
01:03:32General Lysander Armstrong only fell into a coma
01:03:34because of the fight with the terrorist
01:03:36and we've received no word that he's woken up yet
01:03:38so this must be an imposter
01:03:41I can tell that this whole dilemma with my identity
01:03:43is causing you a lot of trouble
01:03:45I promise that I'll get it resolved
01:03:46and we can focus on taking down your scumbag ex
01:03:51if you want to arrest me, fine
01:03:54but don't fuck with my fiance
01:03:55you don't get to decide, punk
01:03:57let's go
01:04:21get him
01:04:21if you can
01:04:23I'll do it
01:04:25oh
01:04:26oh
01:04:27oh
01:04:29oh
01:04:31oh
01:04:37oh
01:04:39Ah!
01:05:14Is that enough pain?
01:05:15Or do you want more?
01:05:25Legend is written all over you, Icenaunter.
01:05:31Grandma, meet my new fiancé.
01:05:35Wow, your new fiancé?
01:05:37He's so manly.
01:05:39Much better than your last one.
01:05:41I always knew you'd find someone better.
01:05:44It's Butch's loss.
01:05:45Trixie has always been so much better than Marissa.
01:05:49She's like a shining star in the sky and Marissa's like a roach in the sewers.
01:05:54Bitch, we name-calling now?
01:05:56I'll drown you out with insults from my side, right, fam?
01:05:59Drown out the poor!
01:06:00Drown out the poor!
01:06:02Drown out the poor!
01:06:03Drown out the poor!
01:06:05Drown out the poor!
01:06:06Drown out the poor!
01:06:08See, Trixie?
01:06:08You've got no connections, no power.
01:06:11You can't compete against me, even if you have one guy on your side who can fight.
01:06:15We're too honorable to fight dirty like you.
01:06:17So you're using defenseless lives as your shield because you know we won't hurt them.
01:06:22Let them eat cake!
01:06:24Hmm.
01:06:33You can't shoot all of them.
01:06:35Grab what you can, fam.
01:06:36Attack!
01:06:54You will not hurt a single soul in my presence.
01:07:03What the fuck was that?
01:07:04I don't care what the fuck it was.
01:07:06I'm not letting her make a fool of me at my own wedding.
01:07:20You forgot I had a gun, too.
01:07:23That'll teach you for messing with the wig hams.
01:07:25Take Miss Trixie and her family and get out of here.
01:07:27We're quartered.
01:07:28I'll sacrifice myself to fend them off.
01:07:30Devon, you and your brother are both good men.
01:07:33I will not let your injury be in vain.
01:07:36They will be punished.
01:07:40Now hold still for me.
01:07:44Right.
01:07:45Rewrites the world.
01:07:56Holy fuck!
01:07:58Did she just reverse the bullet?
01:07:59By chanting the goddess healer's chant?
01:08:01She the goddess healer?
01:08:06I'm all better now than you, Miss Trixie.
01:08:10See, I knew that you were no ordinary woman.
01:08:13No.
01:08:13Please.
01:08:14I am just an ordinary girl.
01:08:16Don't put me on some sort of pedestal.
01:08:18Sure.
01:08:20You hear that?
01:08:21She's just some average homeless girl on the streets.
01:08:23She was probably holding out a super magnet that drew out the bullet.
01:08:26While I do not care for glory, I do believe in justice.
01:08:31Marissa and Butch, not only have you betrayed me, but now you've hurt the innocent too.
01:08:36I will make you both pay for your crimes.
01:08:38And who are you to judge me for what I do?
01:08:41God?
01:08:42Wrong.
01:08:44But you're close.
01:08:45Oh, bullshit.
01:08:47I'm going to show you how the elite can trail board you little lives.
01:08:52You want to cross the line so bad?
01:08:54Then let's see you try.
01:08:55Charge!
01:09:04The hell is this?
01:09:06This is the line between life and death.
01:09:10Yo, was that extra neon spray paint?
01:09:13I'll admit it looks pretty good, but I'll die before I believe that's magic.
01:09:18You're not the Grim Reaper.
01:09:20What if it's a trap?
01:09:21That woman has many tricks up her sleeves.
01:09:24We ain't afraid of her.
01:09:25She's nothing but a circus prostitute.
01:09:28Why don't you cross the line and see for yourself?
01:09:31I will.
01:09:35Left leaves the wrong breast.
01:09:44I'm fine.
01:09:45Nothing happens.
01:09:46You'll see soon enough.
01:09:48Oh, please.
01:09:48I really want to die.
01:09:51And you call this the line between life and death?
01:09:53I knew you were just making that shit up.
01:09:55Whoops.
01:09:56Just crossed it again.
01:09:58Whoops.
01:09:58And again.
01:10:00Nothing's happening.
01:10:02Stop.
01:10:03Stop.
01:10:05Stop.
01:10:07Stop.
01:10:11No.
01:10:12No, Bob.
01:10:14Hey.
01:10:15What did you do to my brother?
01:10:17I didn't do anything.
01:10:18Your brother just didn't want to heed my warning.
01:10:21I suggest you take him to the U.R.
01:10:23If you don't want your wedding to become his funeral.
01:10:27Come on.
01:10:28Major.
01:10:29Are you not going to help your own brother?
01:10:31How was he able to cross the line?
01:10:33See, this must be an illusion.
01:10:38Only the pure of heart can cross the line.
01:10:40Will somebody take my brother to the hospital, please?
01:10:49You're so sore I wouldn't marry you.
01:10:51You'd go and hurt my brother.
01:10:52Oh, please.
01:10:54You hurt us first.
01:10:56At first, I was really hurt by your betrayal.
01:10:59But I've come to realize your true colors are that of a snake and a coward.
01:11:03Marissa, thanks for taking this little life from me.
01:11:08You blame yourself for being worthless.
01:11:11You think anyone would want to marry you when you've got nothing to offer?
01:11:16When you wear odd and crazy clothes all day?
01:11:22Don't touch my wife.
01:11:25And instead, Trixie gets a handsome and protective husband.
01:11:30You can daydream all you want now, Trixie.
01:11:33But when the presidential contract arrives, it'll hit you like a fucking truck.
01:11:37That you're nothing but an ugly phony and I'm the queen of everything.
01:11:40Oh, really?
01:11:41Then let me show you how it is I who has everything you want.
01:11:45You've got nothing on me.
01:11:50Yes.
01:11:51Tell the president to get here immediately.
01:11:57Goddess.
01:11:59Madam President, I require your assistance.
01:12:02Yes, we'll be there immediately.
01:12:06Get the VP.
01:12:07We're leaving now.
01:12:11Did she just pretend to call the first woman president of the United States?
01:12:16God, I knew you were cheap, but I didn't know you were crazy, too.
01:12:18I'm so glad I dumped you for Marissa.
01:12:22You're pathetic, Trixie.
01:12:23A secretary to remind everyone how I have the presidential contract coming?
01:12:27Miss Wickham is correct.
01:12:28I was on the phone with the president earlier.
01:12:31Only the most important people have Madam President's direct line.
01:12:34You hear that, everyone?
01:12:36There is no way low-life Trixie could have called the president by herself.
01:12:42She's just a desperate phony who doesn't get enough male attention, so she's come here to play up her importance.
01:12:47No.
01:12:48My granddaughter would never do that.
01:12:51Reversing time just to heal someone's wound, only the goddess healer can do that.
01:12:56Is Trixie really the goddess healer?
01:13:04Oh, first, your boy toy actor pretends to be the war hero General Lysander Armstrong,
01:13:10and now you, Trixie, are pretending to be the goddess healer who gave me my presidential contract?
01:13:15Is this how the working class think all the time?
01:13:19I never realized how delusional they were.
01:13:21You can only dream of what you can never have while we rub our riches and privilege in their faces.
01:13:28Look, I don't know what circus school you went to, but you trying to make me jealous, Trixie?
01:13:32It ain't working.
01:13:33You can't just fake the...
01:13:37Yeah, but goddess healing power is legendary.
01:13:40It's like real magic.
01:13:42Trixie, you're an angel, but the goddess healing is beyond your imagination.
01:13:47And if we steal her identity just to punish her ex, won't her followers be furious and riot against you?
01:13:55No.
01:13:56Trixie, look, I believe you.
01:13:59You saved me.
01:14:01Whether you're a goddess or not, you did that.
01:14:04No matter what happens, you are a goddess to me.
01:14:08We'll riot against you now.
01:14:10Tear her apart!
01:14:11Tear her apart!
01:14:13Tear her apart!
01:14:15Tear her apart!
01:14:16Tear her apart!
01:14:18The vice president arrives!
01:14:34Who dare cause ruckus in here?
01:14:40You're General Lysander Armstrong.
01:14:43Wait, what?
01:14:45He's actually General Lysander Armstrong?
01:14:48No, no.
01:14:48We've been through this already once, okay?
01:14:51Right, Secretary Cho?
01:14:52This actor Trixie hired pulled this weird stunt to try to bankrupt me.
01:14:58But you already confirmed with Madame President that I got the contract coming still, right?
01:15:02Yes.
01:15:03We all thought he was a fraud.
01:15:04What I mean is...
01:15:07You're the war hero, General Lysander Armstrong, and how dare you crash Miss Wickham's wedding?
01:15:13The moment you wake up, you fall under this vixen spell, and now you're attacking one of the most important
01:15:19allies to the president?
01:15:21So he is the general, but he's in trouble now.
01:15:25Did you hear that?
01:15:27Even the vice president knows me as an important ally to the nation's leader.
01:15:32So what if Trixie picked up some washed-up war hero?
01:15:35We got the VP and the president.
01:15:37On our side, you'll always be nothing, Trixie.
01:15:41I told you.
01:15:43Now punish them, Vice President Langley.
01:15:45This is treason!
01:15:46Lysander Armstrong, you are stripped from your military honors and titles.
01:15:54Hurry!
01:15:55The goddess healer needs us.
01:15:58You can't do that, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:01My brother is a war hero.
01:16:03He single-handedly saved this country from terrorist attack.
01:16:05He was in a coma for two years.
01:16:07If it wasn't for Miss Trixie, he would...
01:16:09Enough!
01:16:09You speak another word, and I will bring down your entire family.
01:16:13Not just your brother.
01:16:15No.
01:16:17It's okay.
01:16:19Mr. Vice President, I've already given my life once for my country.
01:16:22I have no problem doing that again if it means protecting my fiancée's life.
01:16:26And let's be honest about one other thing, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:29I never gave a fuck about any damn titles.
01:16:35I truly saved a good man.
01:16:42I will not let you bring ruin to my fiancée.
01:16:45And what can you do about it?
01:16:47Oh, Mr. Vice President, I have a swell idea.
01:16:50My biomedical company invented the latest line of poison darts for the military.
01:16:54Let's try it out on them.
01:16:57Hold on, Mr. Vice President.
01:16:59There's no way that you're taking this seriously.
01:17:00Put innocent civilian lives in danger?
01:17:03Despicable!
01:17:04What's more despicable is that you and your filthy companions are disrespecting power.
01:17:10Miss Wickham, you can use full force on them.
01:17:13Did you hear that, boys?
01:17:28Wait, that's the President.
01:17:33Oh, my God.
01:17:37Oh, my God.
01:17:39Oh, my God.
01:17:43IDIOT!
01:17:51Oh my gosh! I'm so sorry, Madame President.
01:17:55That was... they were totally aiming for Trixie, the fraud in the middle.
01:17:59What is this?
01:18:01Oh, that's my new biomedical weapon, Madame, for your military.
01:18:05This is a war crime. These are innocent civilian lives you're messing with.
01:18:09You're the uncivilized buffoon. I can shoot whoever I want. I have the presidential contract.
01:18:13With great power comes great responsibility.
01:18:16And this is the kind of dastardly creation you've made with the contract I gave you?
01:18:20What are you doing? Reverse the poison!
01:18:22And take it out of the present before it's too late!
01:18:24That is easy.
01:18:26There's no need.
01:18:28I'll save everyone.
01:18:42It's raining gold!
01:18:46What's happening? Trixie doesn't have that kind of money. It's gotta be cheap glitter.
01:18:53She... she... she is...
01:18:55She is a criminal!
01:18:57Don't worry, Madame President. We will arrest her and we'll throw her in prison.
01:19:00I'd be quiet if I were you. Because you're the one that would be going to prison once everyone is
01:19:04healed up.
01:19:05What are you talking about?
01:19:07The president literally came here to give me my billion dollar contract.
01:19:20This contract?
01:19:22Yeah! Yes!
01:19:23Thank you, first gentleman.
01:19:42My contract, you bitch!
01:19:44And that's not all.
01:19:57This foul weapon will not see the light of day.
01:20:00There is only a need for a vaccine if there is a virus. Don't you realize?
01:20:04Or are you too much of a goody two-shoes to understand that?
01:20:08You're the real virus here, Marissa.
01:20:11Money is worth more to you than human lives.
01:20:14And that's something I cannot tolerate.
01:20:16So prepare yourself.
01:20:17Because I'm about to smite you.
01:20:21What are you gonna do?
01:20:22The president is here.
01:20:24And I just invented the best biomedical products in the world.
01:20:29You'll pardon me for that little mishap, right?
01:20:32Madam President, you've recovered now.
01:20:35So what's your final decision?
01:20:39I'll...
01:20:39She's gonna give me my billion dollar!
01:20:46I'll smack her until she sees 50 stars.
01:20:50Ah!
01:20:53Uh, what?
01:20:54Why? Why are you attacking me, Madam President?
01:20:56You're supposed to be giving me the billion dollar contract!
01:20:59You wish!
01:21:00Idiot!
01:21:03I've never seen a woman so vile, so ugly on the inside, it makes me wanna vomit.
01:21:08I-I-I don't understand. I was just trying to punish these impostors for posing as the goddess of healing!
01:21:13Ah!
01:21:15And do you know the goddess healer saved me and my son during childbirth?
01:21:21You've really seen the goddess healer herself in the flesh?
01:21:25The one and only.
01:21:29And it's...
01:21:31Her.
01:21:43Whaaaat?
01:21:48Welcome, goddess.
01:22:00You really are the goddess of healing, aren't you?
01:22:03How else did you think I saved you?
01:22:05Then why did you keep it a secret for so long?
01:22:10I wanted to walk the earth as a normal person, to help those in need, and make sure the man
01:22:16I chose loved me for me.
01:22:18No, so that means the billion-dollar contract, it was you who gave it to me?
01:22:24She took it away just like that.
01:22:27That was our golden ticket.
01:22:29You were once my fiancée and best friend, but after everything you've done, we're officially getting ties with you both.
01:22:36No, please, I swear. I didn't know you were an ex-wife.
01:22:42It doesn't matter who she is. Trixie has a heart of gold.
01:22:45She's an amazing person, and you ruined that the moment that you betrayed her.
01:22:50She's going to be my wife, because she is the most beautiful and amazing woman on this planet.
01:23:00I love you.
01:23:14All her gold, all her clothes, all that could have been mine.
01:23:19This is all your fault.
01:23:21This is all...
01:23:22You seduced me!
01:23:23Stop!
01:23:25You were the one that came on to me, you himbo.
01:23:28Please, Trixie, give me another chance.
01:23:32I want to be rich again.
01:23:34I'll be your slave.
01:23:36I'll kiss the ground you walk on.
01:23:38You've had your chance to apologize, but it's too late now.
01:23:42All I see is your greed and how much you'd hurt others just to benefit yourself.
01:23:46You two should be locked up.
01:23:48And she shall.
01:23:50For creating illegal weapons of mass destruction, arrest Marissa and Butch Wickham.
01:23:56It's all your fault, Marissa.
01:23:57I never loved you.
01:23:59It's your fault!
01:24:00I was only with you for your money.
01:24:02You were rich.
01:24:04I'll see myself now.
01:24:06Rest assured, goddess.
01:24:08We will not be using these biomedical weapons.
01:24:12My platform is spreading kindness, just like you.
01:24:15I knew you'd uphold our shared values.
01:24:18That is why I saved you.
01:24:20With these healing hands, I will work tirelessly to change the world one good deed at a time.
01:24:26Well, let's not let this wedding go to waste.
01:24:31Let's party!
01:24:32Wait, what if we just got married right now?
01:24:36Yes.
01:24:37Well.
01:24:38Woo!
01:24:41Do you take each other to be your lawfully wedded partner?
01:24:46I do.
01:24:47I do.
01:24:48You may kiss the bride.
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